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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glaser Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am

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Speaker 1: welcome to the show. It's Nicki Glaser Podcast. It is

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Speaker 1: another week of my absence during my um surgical recovery.

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Speaker 1: I don't think that's what they call it. But you're

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Speaker 1: hearing this as I am resting my voice. Um, this

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Speaker 1: is pre op. That's how they're talking. You know, Doctor

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Speaker 1: World pretty posted everything pre and postop. You know what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying? What's during? I don't know. I think it's

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Speaker 1: just the op. But like you don't you say, like

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Speaker 1: we'll have that talk pre op, we'll have that talk postop.

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Speaker 1: But we don't say we'll have that talk op. Oh

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's it's so it's probably drop.

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Speaker 1: Well they can't really talk to you while or them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you can't. Okay, well you'll be maybe if they're like,

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Speaker 1: we'll decide that. I'll decide that during UP, because he

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Speaker 1: is deciding things during up. Have you ever been under before?

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Speaker 1: D um? Yes, I wisdom seed I think. And then

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Speaker 1: also my ranula what that thing when I had a

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Speaker 1: clogged tongue duct and it made a big bubble. I

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Speaker 1: think they had to do that me then too. But

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Speaker 1: I think maybe just one's time. What about you for

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Speaker 1: your I just love that you don't know if you've

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Speaker 1: been put on, put under not You're like, I think

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Speaker 1: I was put on. I don't really remember. I just

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Speaker 1: it's it's not that remarkable to me. But I know,

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Speaker 1: I guess it is remarkable. But some people go under

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Speaker 1: so much. I mean, people are getting surgeries all the time,

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Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, I've been. I've been under twice for

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Speaker 1: colonoscopy and a endoscopy, and I think that's both. They

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Speaker 1: do both at the same time. They put a tube

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Speaker 1: and they meet in the middle. I guess I know, what,

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Speaker 1: did you like wake up while you were under? What?

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Speaker 1: My sister? I had weird visions of them like rolling

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Speaker 1: me over, Like I have like memories, But I don't

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Speaker 1: think I woke up, but I have what I don't know.

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Speaker 1: That's freaking me out. But are you having like fake memories? Andrew?

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Speaker 1: Probably fake? Probably fake. I think I was a little

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Speaker 1: I was worried about how my dick was gonna look

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Speaker 1: when they were rolling me around. Oh my god, did

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Speaker 1: you like try to check out there were female doctors

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Speaker 1: or anyone that was gonna be a woman in the up. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I made sure that everyone was blind, and I was like,

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Speaker 1: just good luck. I'd rather blind people operated on me

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Speaker 1: than anyone. See my little dad. Someone read my Dick

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Speaker 1: and Brail and they're like, it's small, it's small, we

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Speaker 1: figured it out. Oh no, I think I think anxiety

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Speaker 1: maems bad. Just all the extra effort you had to

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Speaker 1: go to to protect it from being seen in the world,

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Speaker 1: all the things, all the hoops. Dude. I have known nurses.

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Speaker 1: They do talk shit about what they see in there.

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Speaker 1: Of course they're humans. It's like when doctors smoke, you

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Speaker 1: go white. Doctors smoke, nurses smoke. It's like, no, they're

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Speaker 1: flawed people too. Yeah, my dad was a cancer doctor.

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Speaker 1: He's he daring a little bit. After the divorce, he

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Speaker 1: started smoking a little bit, like he tried to keep

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Speaker 1: it on the low. He didn't get to addict. Obama smoked.

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Speaker 1: I always remember that whenever I start to project too

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Speaker 1: much perfection onto anyone, I'm like, Obama smoked, everyone's flawed.

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Speaker 1: What your sister will? I know? He did it made

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Speaker 1: me want to do it. Yeah. She so. She was

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Speaker 1: getting four of her wisdom teeth removed, and the doctor

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Speaker 1: that while she was in the procedure, he like asked

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Speaker 1: the nurses to hand him like four steps or something,

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Speaker 1: and all of a sudden she raises her hand and

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Speaker 1: like tries to hand him something. No, I just okay, well, terrify,

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Speaker 1: I cannot wake up during this because it's I don't

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Speaker 1: understand how you don't have pain when you're sleeping, you know,

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Speaker 1: like or it must it must sedate your nerves in

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Speaker 1: some way, because you would be like, you know, when

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Speaker 1: you're sleeping and I do something like I would cut you,

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Speaker 1: you would wake up. You know. It's different than sleep,

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Speaker 1: for sure. I'm sure they're in a casiologist listening being

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Speaker 1: like this is boring, Like I'll tell you exactly of

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Speaker 1: Norm McDonald's bit about his you know, dying from a

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Speaker 1: heart attack and at dying in his sleep, he didn't

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Speaker 1: feel anything. It's like, I know, it's like they do

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Speaker 1: him dead on the floor. I think he'd rather be

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Speaker 1: but yeah, it's just yeah, everyone always because he died

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Speaker 1: in his sleep, it wasn't a a thrashing, fighting death

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Speaker 1: but as long as you were just horizontal when you

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Speaker 1: did it, and there was a pillow here from a

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Speaker 1: calf cramp, you know, not even a bad one or

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Speaker 1: like restless legs dead reless dick syndrome. Wake up, Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, restless leg not fun funk. My neck is

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Speaker 1: still doing it. I'm still suffering that little what do

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Speaker 1: you call it? A crick in your neck? Yeah? Crick?

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Speaker 1: Wait what do you post crick? Post crick? I thought

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Speaker 1: it was post crick but it's still going too much?

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Speaker 1: Where are you Boston? In Boston? Um? I got here

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Speaker 1: last night? Um, like it's what is it? It's noon

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Speaker 1: or something like that, now noon fifteen and then um,

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Speaker 1: in last night at um eleven, No, who cares? And

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Speaker 1: then um, hey when people are like exactly and also

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Speaker 1: you're hearing this like two weeks later, Um, but it's

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Speaker 1: wild time. What time was it though? Like I landed

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Speaker 1: at ten thirty pm from London and I was in

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Speaker 1: London for um, you know, I landed in London on

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Speaker 1: Monday morning in London time, and then m yeah, I surprise, Chris,

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Speaker 1: So I went to London. Well, people need to know

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Speaker 1: what it was, because no one knows what it was first,

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Speaker 1: So you know, I know you know what it was,

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Speaker 1: but do you know, I don't know what it was. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So Chris's birthday and he was going over to Iceland

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Speaker 1: and with his friends to Um to bike ride. Chris

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Speaker 1: my boyfriend. If you're just learning this, if you're if

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Speaker 1: you're pretty pre Chris Um. He was over there with

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Speaker 1: his friends cycling through Iceland for nine days or something insane,

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Speaker 1: and then they went to London at the end of it.

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Speaker 1: I was stand in my shirt to just like hang

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Speaker 1: out and and then it was his birthday on the fifth,

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Speaker 1: and I was supposed to go out to London to

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Speaker 1: meet them afterwards, just to hang out all week in London,

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Speaker 1: but then I had to get surgery, so that I

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Speaker 1: was like, I can't go to London. I'm sorry, and

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Speaker 1: he was totally understanding. And it was just kind of

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Speaker 1: a bummer though, because we were really looking forward to

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Speaker 1: being over there together at the end of his trip,

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Speaker 1: when we had not seen each other for so long.

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Speaker 1: It would have been nice. And what he didn't know

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Speaker 1: was that I still planned on going, but I was

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Speaker 1: only going to go for one day. Um, which is

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Speaker 1: something that he has often done for surprises for people,

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Speaker 1: like he once flew to Australia for less than twenty

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Speaker 1: four hours to go to someone wedding, and like flew

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Speaker 1: their wedding. So it's like in his playbook of things

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Speaker 1: he didn't see it coming at all, and he was

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Speaker 1: totally fine with me not going, and obviously so like

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Speaker 1: I didn't care at all, but was like, you know,

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Speaker 1: we were both like longing for each other pretty heavily. UM.

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Speaker 1: I think like an arduous bike trip made him just

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Speaker 1: like we just like got closer during this time apart.

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Speaker 1: It was just sweet and I could tell that it

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Speaker 1: pretend that I wasn't going because all day when I am,

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Speaker 1: He knows I'm awake and during that time and I

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Speaker 1: can't talk to him. I called him from the airport

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Speaker 1: to be like I am in bed. I'm just thinking

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Speaker 1: pick up, so that was failed. Then I sent him

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Speaker 1: over there and I land and I'm texting him all day.

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Speaker 1: But I I get to my hotel and I just

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Speaker 1: slept all day. I was gonna like go explore London,

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Speaker 1: until seven pm. And then the surprise was supposed to

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Speaker 1: So I came up with this plan. For a while

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Speaker 1: we were like, oh, I'll just show up at a

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Speaker 1: But I just like show up different places and then

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Speaker 1: it's always funny. But this time I was like, it's

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Speaker 1: the plan. But I didn't have any stripper clothes and

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Speaker 1: I tried to order someone Amazon. They are probably arriving

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Speaker 1: now because it was so back ordered. So I had

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Speaker 1: no slut wear and I don't really have any in

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Speaker 1: my own possession, and I have like some stuff that

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Speaker 1: I've gotten, but it doesn't fit right and it's not

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Speaker 1: even cute. And so I had planned to go shopping

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Speaker 1: in London during the day to buy a stripper outfit.

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Speaker 1: I bought like strip I have stripper heels and I

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Speaker 1: you know. I went down to Herod's, which is like

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Speaker 1: Nieman Marcus of London, and I met like La Perla

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Speaker 1: and a bra is like four dollars. I'm like, there's

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Speaker 1: no way I'm spending Like this is disgusting. So then

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Speaker 1: I go to Zara and I'm just like combing through

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Speaker 1: Zara trying to find any slept where there's hardly any.

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Speaker 1: But I found a couple of things. Um I went

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Speaker 1: Special Report. How one man's voyage to Iceland accelerated glacial

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Speaker 1: a woman. I don't know if this is for everyone,

427
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,080
Speaker 1: but there's something really sweet when a guy gets like

428
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,200
Speaker 1: a little bit tired or a little bit like sad

429
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,600
Speaker 1: and just like it's kind of like I just miss

430
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:15,800
Speaker 1: you and just as kind of like pouty about like

431
00:22:15,840 --> 00:22:18,040
Speaker 1: I just want to be with you. Like it was

432
00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:21,160
Speaker 1: just like there was a longing for me that I

433
00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:23,520
Speaker 1: really enjoyed. But it also made me sad because I

434
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:25,520
Speaker 1: was like, Oh, he thinks I'm not going to be there,

435
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:28,040
Speaker 1: and he's like he just needs his girlfriend right now

436
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:31,439
Speaker 1: and he's just feeling sad. And so I'm waiting in

437
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:35,960
Speaker 1: this bathroom and then Amish writes me and goes, we're outside.

438
00:22:36,400 --> 00:22:38,320
Speaker 1: He goes John, one of the guys who is part

439
00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:40,080
Speaker 1: of the plan and knows what's going on, just decided

440
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:41,560
Speaker 1: to go to a t M. We're already late. He

441
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,360
Speaker 1: was like, come on, John. He was like, John knows

442
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,040
Speaker 1: the plan. I don't know what he's doing. So then

443
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:46,879
Speaker 1: John has been in a t M. It takes forever.

444
00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:49,640
Speaker 1: I'm still waiting. In the start, I got to take

445
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:53,359
Speaker 1: out like my kids savings to just for the for

446
00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,760
Speaker 1: the pink. Yeah, it's not for me. It's not for me,

447
00:22:56,840 --> 00:22:59,199
Speaker 1: it's for like, I want Chris to make sure this

448
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,040
Speaker 1: is real. So I'm going to cheat on my wife.

449
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 1: Shout out to John who did lend me two hundred

450
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:07,359
Speaker 1: dollars to pay off the strippers because I didn't have

451
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:10,000
Speaker 1: enough cash because I got sucked over from my cash

452
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,320
Speaker 1: exchange in London. I gave them four hundred dollars. The

453
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:14,959
Speaker 1: exchange rate is eighty six cents to the dollar and

454
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:17,520
Speaker 1: I got back two six dollars for a four hundred

455
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:19,600
Speaker 1: dollars change. So I got fucked and I didn't realize

456
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,000
Speaker 1: it till I was a block away and I looked

457
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:24,360
Speaker 1: at my cash. Um. So anyway, thank shout out to John,

458
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 1: Thank you for stopping at the a t M and

459
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:27,840
Speaker 1: he didn't let me paying back, so that was really

460
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,639
Speaker 1: nice of him. So then I go, I'm waiting, and

461
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,640
Speaker 1: then so Hamish goes we're inside, and I'm like, yes,

462
00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,280
Speaker 1: And I knew these girls are gonna grab Chris right away.

463
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:39,479
Speaker 1: So I am waiting in the stall. And by the way,

464
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:42,160
Speaker 1: they wouldn't even let me. The management and the strippers

465
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:45,560
Speaker 1: like weren't weren't in connection, and the security they weren't

466
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:48,720
Speaker 1: in cahoots. Oh, by the way, before this happens, I

467
00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,560
Speaker 1: got I say to the strippers when we're at the table,

468
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,199
Speaker 1: and I hate to call them strippers if that's not

469
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:54,480
Speaker 1: a nice word, but I like that word. Um, and

470
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,280
Speaker 1: if you don't, I totally will not use it. But

471
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:58,359
Speaker 1: for now I'm going to use strippers. So the Exoctic

472
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:00,639
Speaker 1: dancers strippers and I are talking table and I go,

473
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,240
Speaker 1: so after I walk in, you guys, I don't know,

474
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:06,040
Speaker 1: maybe we'll dance a little bit together. I don't know,

475
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:08,359
Speaker 1: maybe we'll giggle whatever. But then you guys beat it.

476
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:10,520
Speaker 1: And then I was like, can I like blow them

477
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:12,760
Speaker 1: or whatever? I said something like that and I was

478
00:24:12,800 --> 00:24:16,520
Speaker 1: like and they go, oh no, Um, Well, there is

479
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:20,000
Speaker 1: a room. It's two thousand dollars for that room and

480
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,679
Speaker 1: there's no cameras, and I'm like, no, thanks, I'll just

481
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,399
Speaker 1: go back to my hotel room. And I'm probably already

482
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 1: paying that amount for two. Can I pay more for

483
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:34,160
Speaker 1: more cameras? Yeah, I'm like less cameras makes it sexy here.

484
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 1: I'm confused. So they were like no, and by the way,

485
00:24:39,119 --> 00:24:43,000
Speaker 1: the rules are different here in in the UK, or

486
00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:45,199
Speaker 1: I guess in London for strip clubs, and I go,

487
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:48,000
Speaker 1: what do you mean? They're like lap dances, Get this

488
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:56,480
Speaker 1: lap dances in London? No touching. Yeah, what is the

489
00:24:56,640 --> 00:25:00,359
Speaker 1: point of a lap dance in a private have private

490
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:01,840
Speaker 1: rooms all over the places. They're like, they can use

491
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 1: this private room, this one, This one's fours, this one's six.

492
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 1: And then you go in and the women just take

493
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:10,359
Speaker 1: off their top and dance for you, just at a

494
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 1: closer proxi. No no touching at all. No on your lap.

495
00:25:15,119 --> 00:25:17,639
Speaker 1: You can't touch them, they can't touch you. There's no touching.

496
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 1: They just dance in front of you. Andrew, have you

497
00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 1: ever heard of anything No, this is this is I've

498
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:28,080
Speaker 1: heard of like strip clubs where they'll they can you

499
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 1: just can't touch them, like I've heard of that you

500
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:36,000
Speaker 1: can't touch them, but that kind of the topless but

501
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 1: they can't. That means they cannot get on your there's

502
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:43,639
Speaker 1: no lap. This is a this is just a dance

503
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 1: that's not on the stage, and it costs you fo

504
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:50,119
Speaker 1: more to have them on the on sea level. And

505
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,640
Speaker 1: he's gonna know it's you if you grind, He's gonna

506
00:25:52,680 --> 00:25:56,040
Speaker 1: be like, wait, this girl is bad. When I heard that,

507
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,639
Speaker 1: I go. I had already paid them my portion of

508
00:25:58,720 --> 00:26:00,600
Speaker 1: the money that I was going to give them the

509
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 1: rest later, and so I would have just said, let

510
00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:04,600
Speaker 1: me just pretend to be a cocktail waitress then, like,

511
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 1: let me just get them in the v I p

512
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,159
Speaker 1: are and walk in and be like what do you

513
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:09,520
Speaker 1: boys need? Like that's the same thing this is going

514
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 1: to be because I can't you're not you guys can't

515
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:13,479
Speaker 1: touch him. What I wanted it to be was like,

516
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:17,240
Speaker 1: you know, we are a couple that talks about like,

517
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:20,199
Speaker 1: you know, fun stuff, and I wanted to walk in

518
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:23,080
Speaker 1: with him having all these girls on him, touching him,

519
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:26,320
Speaker 1: like like him kind of entranced. I wanted that, So

520
00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:28,360
Speaker 1: it was pointless to me after I found out there

521
00:26:28,359 --> 00:26:31,600
Speaker 1: just he's going to a dance recital essentially like who

522
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 1: can't like him in a room with a laptop and

523
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:38,359
Speaker 1: have like him watching hustlers. It was like, what is

524
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,320
Speaker 1: going on here? And then you come in dress like

525
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:48,919
Speaker 1: a computer? Yeah, to drink. That's our role play if

526
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,240
Speaker 1: your if your boyfriends addicted to porn, just dress up

527
00:26:51,280 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 1: like a laptop one. Oh yeah, I love the idea

528
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 1: too of him texting me because he was so sad

529
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 1: because he's like, I don't know, like I feel good now,

530
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:17,040
Speaker 1: like he didn't no offense to Holly, Cassandra and Crystal,

531
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,359
Speaker 1: who by the way, I also talked to them about

532
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,920
Speaker 1: how they figured out their names because I was like, oh,

533
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 1: I'm trying to become a pop star and I'm going

534
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:26,520
Speaker 1: to make a name for myself and it's so fun

535
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 1: because you get to name yourself. And they were talking

536
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,879
Speaker 1: to me about how they came up with it, and

537
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 1: one girl was like, oh, I just had a crush

538
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:34,440
Speaker 1: on this girl well of grade school, so I just

539
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:37,159
Speaker 1: named myself her name. And then another girl was like,

540
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:40,120
Speaker 1: I just googled top ten stripper names and I picked one,

541
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,119
Speaker 1: and then another girl was like, I think it's just

542
00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 1: my name. So then um so then in the bathroom, Like,

543
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 1: why did I just waste all this money? Whatever? Who cares?

544
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,960
Speaker 1: It's gonna be fun? Are you anxious at all? Well?

545
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 1: I did said I'll play a thing that I sent

546
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 1: um the group chat for my girl friends, and you

547
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 1: can kind of see me in the bathroom waiting in

548
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:09,240
Speaker 1: a strip club the bathroom and Chris is about to

549
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:12,360
Speaker 1: arrive and I don't even know what the plan is,

550
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:19,119
Speaker 1: but I'm here and we're doing it. Okay, So that

551
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 1: was me. I was nerves. I was a little bit nervous,

552
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:25,199
Speaker 1: very closer, very closer, like exactly like Natalie Corn closer. Okay.

553
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 1: So I am in there and just like kind of

554
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 1: I'm not freaking out because I already paraded around in

555
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,360
Speaker 1: it in the club, and I kind of felt like, oh,

556
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 1: I'm just like one of the gals, even though the

557
00:28:35,760 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 1: gals are wearing like thong lingerie like there, if you're

558
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,520
Speaker 1: walking around the club, were you getting solicited by men

559
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:45,120
Speaker 1: for lap dances? There was no men there yet, Like

560
00:28:45,160 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 1: it was kind of like, yeah, it was too early already. Um,

561
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 1: But I happen to a strip club before where I

562
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 1: dressed normally and I got groped by a man once

563
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:54,960
Speaker 1: that was an old man and he thought I was

564
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 1: a stripper, so it was kind of flattering, but also

565
00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:00,160
Speaker 1: like what the funk, dude, Um, but I could up.

566
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 1: I literally was like, oh, I there's no difference between me.

567
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 1: I just watched the j LO documentary about her in

568
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 1: that movie Hustlers, and she plays a stripper in that,

569
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 1: and I'm like, this is just there's no there's nothing

570
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,680
Speaker 1: wrong with what I'm doing. I'm just playing a character

571
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 1: like I could do this, and it was really fun

572
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 1: and exhilarating to dress that suggestively, and it was empowering

573
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 1: because these girls are walking around naked without a care

574
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 1: in the world, like not naked, but you know, in lingerie,

575
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 1: just and it's no different than being at the pool.

576
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 1: Let me just be honest, like, there's no difference between

577
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:33,320
Speaker 1: what these girls are wearing and what you see at

578
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:36,760
Speaker 1: a you know, especially in Miami on the beach. So

579
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 1: I am waiting in the bathroom and then Hamish texts

580
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:42,680
Speaker 1: me two minutes after they say they've arrived. He texts

581
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 1: me there's been a kerfuffle and I'm googling kerfuffle because

582
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 1: Hamish is a um. Ham is just so funny. Let

583
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:53,920
Speaker 1: me just read some of these texts um with him,

584
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 1: like Hamish Blake is I think the funniest man alive.

585
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:02,000
Speaker 1: I just might say this. Um so he says, Hey, Glazie,

586
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 1: it's Hamish here from Australia and soon Iceland. I hear

587
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 1: whispers you could join us in London. This would be

588
00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 1: a giant cherry, yet still perfectly proportioned and looks great

589
00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:12,080
Speaker 1: in any kind of outfit cherry on the trip, he said,

590
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 1: are we secret squirreling this? What can I do to help?

591
00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 1: I said, okay, I know it's a crazy idea and

592
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,640
Speaker 1: maybe two out there, but my ideal surprise would be

593
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 1: for him to go to a strip club and get

594
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 1: a lap dance in a dark room alone and I

595
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:23,760
Speaker 1: show up. You think that could happen. I feel like

596
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 1: it's something he'd be down to do on his birthday.

597
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 1: He said. I'm with Hato right now. Hado is one

598
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 1: of the guys in the trip, and if our giggles

599
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 1: and screams and yelling are anything to go by, I'd say,

600
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,560
Speaker 1: now we've calmed down in a new in a cool,

601
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:38,080
Speaker 1: nonchalant voice, Yeah, what have spabe? Sounds cool? So funny?

602
00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 1: Yes to this it will be a real slog for

603
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 1: Hato and I, but I guess there theoretically we could

604
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:46,720
Speaker 1: start investigating London's best strip clubs. And so then he

605
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 1: gets back to me and he's like, okay, he goes

606
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:52,840
Speaker 1: secret squirrel. Hato has a friend who is a b

607
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:56,040
Speaker 1: l L bleed in local London londoner, and he tells

608
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,960
Speaker 1: us Platinum Lace is the kind of place we should

609
00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:00,120
Speaker 1: go to pull off your surprise. I'm not sure how

610
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 1: we're going to pull this off, since you really can't

611
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 1: rock up and walk up and be like, I'm on

612
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 1: tonight but if but in my vision, you are already

613
00:31:06,520 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 1: at the club in a false mustache, reading the newspaper.

614
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 1: We exchange discreet nods when we walk in. I organize

615
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:14,479
Speaker 1: a lovely lady to take Chris somewhere and word her up.

616
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:18,000
Speaker 1: More discreet nods are had. You slink in surprise executed.

617
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,600
Speaker 1: You guys kiss confetti false from the ceiling. Some other

618
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 1: guys sees the kids. Some other guys sees this and

619
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 1: thinks you're allowed to kiss the girls. A fight breaks out.

620
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:29,719
Speaker 1: Some genuine London bobbies are called. We take off their

621
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:32,560
Speaker 1: helmets and bongo. Chris's favorite song the cops are too

622
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 1: impressed to be angry. We're made honorary dukes and duchess

623
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:40,080
Speaker 1: is scene thoughts and so um. Later on he goes, hey, Nick,

624
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 1: are we still good to go for Operation Dancer in

625
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 1: the Dark. I think we have everything settled at this end,

626
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,760
Speaker 1: same venue. I think we'll be getting there maybe at ten.

627
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 1: And then he goes in and he goes, um, operation update.

628
00:31:52,120 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 1: You're on Masen's list, so say something like I'm with

629
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,880
Speaker 1: Mazen in English. Should be a great way to get

630
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,720
Speaker 1: clear access. Then you can get in before us and

631
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 1: set up in lalo heck, get a few dances and

632
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,120
Speaker 1: close some deals with business associates. And then he writes

633
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:08,720
Speaker 1: the eagles have landed, And then uh, so we're in there,

634
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 1: and he goes, um, we're texting back and forth about like, oh,

635
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 1: what's what's going to happen? Um, Chris just walked in

636
00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 1: the room. By the way, Chris, I'm reading my exchange. Oh,

637
00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 1: come on, everybody, we're I'm in the middle of Oh

638
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 1: you're just looking Okay. He's trying to help me plug

639
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 1: in my stuff. I think I'm good for now. Wait,

640
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:37,120
Speaker 1: let's see how much time I have. Let's just go

641
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 1: until it's just so I can finish the story. Babe,

642
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 1: you're the best. Thank you so much, but seriously, get

643
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:46,880
Speaker 1: the get the funk out of here. Just kidding. Um.

644
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,640
Speaker 1: He goes, you're so close, Raven. That's your code name,

645
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 1: by the way, and so he's just it's so funny.

646
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 1: Coordinate with them, um, I said, okay, so it's two

647
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:57,720
Speaker 1: of them. They will approach you, guys like you have

648
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:00,240
Speaker 1: called ahead and arranged it. Crystal and Holly they what's

649
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 1: the birthday? Boy's name is Chris? He said, Crystal and Holly,

650
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 1: welcome to the code name game. Your extent, you're outstanding.

651
00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 1: This is wonderful. And he says, copy that, Raven. He

652
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 1: calls me Raven. We're in the lobby waiting for Sea World,

653
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 1: which is Chris and Vaughan trying not to hurry him

654
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 1: to the point of suspicion, but also you know, kind

655
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 1: of hurrying him. And I said, just let him know.

656
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 1: You guys have something planned. Just hurry him up, and

657
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 1: he goes, okay. Um. I like when someone has a

658
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 1: nickname and the other one is just their real names.

659
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: So then it's like t Paine and Jeff I got

660
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 1: I got a little lazy in the second half of that.

661
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 1: It's hard to nickname everyone, especially when there's people involved.

662
00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 1: So go ahead, so he goes, Now we have the money,

663
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 1: so he goes, we are outside. Then John decided to

664
00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 1: go to the A T M. And he knows the plan.

665
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 1: John and I said, okay, I have service in here

666
00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 1: because I'm in the bathroom. And then I hooked up

667
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 1: to a hotel local hotels WiFi because before I was

668
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 1: got nothing in there. And by the way, this, I'm sorry,

669
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 1: this is so disjointed, but I am in the bathroom

670
00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 1: because they will not let me. Security won't let me

671
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:03,120
Speaker 1: sit in an area by myself where I could be

672
00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 1: watching but like not be seen. And my wig is

673
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 1: too much like my own hair, Like I kind of

674
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:12,919
Speaker 1: brought bought the wig as um oh. So I bought

675
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:15,439
Speaker 1: a bunch of wigs off Amazon, just to figure out

676
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:18,000
Speaker 1: while I'm in the silent mode, to figure out like

677
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:20,799
Speaker 1: my character with my pop star character. So I bought

678
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:22,319
Speaker 1: a bunch of wigs. But I didn't want to bring

679
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:24,040
Speaker 1: by a dark wig because I'm just not feeling like

680
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,600
Speaker 1: my character is gonna have dark hair, even though that

681
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 1: would have been the perfect wig for this because it

682
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 1: looks so much not like me. So anyway, I'm in

683
00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 1: a wig that kind of looks like me. So I

684
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:35,799
Speaker 1: don't want to be too um conspicuous, yes, conspicuous. So

685
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:37,560
Speaker 1: I'm trying to hide out. And then as soon as

686
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 1: I go in this little back section and I'm not

687
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:42,160
Speaker 1: in the back areas, I'm just like in a little

688
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:44,239
Speaker 1: booth by myself. Security comes up to me and it's like,

689
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 1: you need to get out of here, and I was like,

690
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,839
Speaker 1: you can't be here, what are you doing? And I'm like, oh,

691
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:50,719
Speaker 1: I have like a thing. I'm surprising my boyfriend, no

692
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 1: sense of humor. They don't want to play. They're like, no,

693
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 1: get out of here, and I go, fine, I'll go

694
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:55,360
Speaker 1: to the bathroom and hide, like you can't get me

695
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 1: in there. So I go in the bathroom and by

696
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,400
Speaker 1: the way, the strippers say to me, um, the second

697
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,960
Speaker 1: you come in the room and kick us out, and

698
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 1: first of all, you can't do anything with him physical,

699
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:06,359
Speaker 1: and I go, but he's you know what if we

700
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 1: were boyfriend girlfriend just came in the club and they're like, well,

701
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,399
Speaker 1: the security doesn't know that you're dressed like this. They're

702
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 1: gonna think you're a dancer, and I go tell them

703
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 1: I'm not and that I can kiss them, and they're like,

704
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,879
Speaker 1: they're the second they see you kiss him, they're gonna

705
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:17,719
Speaker 1: prounce on you. I'm like, well, then find that I

706
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 1: don't care, you know. But I'm also like, why can't

707
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 1: For some reason, the girls and the security and the

708
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 1: management are not connected, like there is no and the

709
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,640
Speaker 1: girls also all of a sudden stumble upon this problem

710
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,719
Speaker 1: where they're like, wait a second, what if as soon

711
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:33,759
Speaker 1: as these guys walk in, We've already worked out with

712
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:38,360
Speaker 1: Nikki or whatever my name is, that um Raven, that

713
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 1: I um, they've worked out that I'm they're gonna grab

714
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:43,320
Speaker 1: Chris right away. And then all of a sudden the

715
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 1: dawns in them. They go, but what if the other

716
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 1: girls get bad? Because it looks like we're like just

717
00:35:48,040 --> 00:35:50,799
Speaker 1: like scooping it into quickly. And I'm like, tell the

718
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: other girls I picked you and that we planned this,

719
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,799
Speaker 1: and they're like, um no, Like it was so the

720
00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 1: politics of a strip club kind of emerged as just

721
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 1: CD and like not being able to communicate with each

722
00:36:01,719 --> 00:36:03,640
Speaker 1: other and everyone's out for themselves. It's like kind of

723
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 1: like the Serengetti like it's just every man for themselves.

724
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:11,319
Speaker 1: And so I'm in the bathroom. Then Hamish types in

725
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 1: after he goes, okay, we now have the money heading

726
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:17,400
Speaker 1: back into this yes. Um, he goes, we have the

727
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:20,560
Speaker 1: money now heading back over the road to this little inconspicuous,

728
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:22,920
Speaker 1: little mom and pop strip club. I said, so the

729
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,879
Speaker 1: management doesn't know the plan. It's like the girls felt

730
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:26,800
Speaker 1: we are telling them. So once I reveal myself, I

731
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 1: can't touch him or do a private dance because there's

732
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 1: no no touching role here, even for lap dances, and

733
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 1: there are cameras in the private rooms, so it's gonna

734
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 1: be real quick reveal and there's no point for me

735
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:37,239
Speaker 1: to be dressed like a stripper because I can't even

736
00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:40,399
Speaker 1: touch him. He says, we're here, and then seconds later

737
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 1: he says here at five. Um, I mean this is well, no,

738
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:49,560
Speaker 1: it's eleven o'clock there, but that's the reason it converted

739
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 1: to this time. So it's five fifty in Boston. Um.

740
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,680
Speaker 1: He goes, there seems to be a kerfuffle dot dot dot,

741
00:36:56,120 --> 00:37:00,400
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, like there's problems because the security

742
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:01,759
Speaker 1: was like, there's a girl hiding in the bathroom. At

743
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,360
Speaker 1: this point, I'm in the bathroom for twenty minutes, and

744
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 1: I'm guessing they've noticed, and they're like this mysterious girl

745
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,479
Speaker 1: that like was giving us trouble already and talking about

746
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:13,200
Speaker 1: the strippers and plodding yes and so, and I'm waiting.

747
00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 1: There's no one coming into the bathroom because it's a

748
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 1: woman's bathroom at a strip club. It's the safest place too.

749
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 1: It's like, honestly, if you want to go record a podcast,

750
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:25,760
Speaker 1: that's yeah, so he says, and then I google kerfuffle

751
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:27,799
Speaker 1: because he has such a grasp in the language. I'm like,

752
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 1: I know what a kerfuffle is, but what is his

753
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 1: definition of it? And it says like, you know, a

754
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 1: like a fight, A confused, like you know, a I

755
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:38,560
Speaker 1: forget the definition. But I was like, oh no, So

756
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:45,359
Speaker 1: then there's a current and then I write, and then

757
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 1: you go, I go at five two, there seems to

758
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:50,479
Speaker 1: be a curfuffle? Four? What's going on? Did we get made?

759
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:52,719
Speaker 1: That's what I say. I say made as an And

760
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:54,080
Speaker 1: I took me a while to come up with that

761
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 1: word because I'm like, there's a word that means like

762
00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:58,839
Speaker 1: when the gig is jig is up, you know, And

763
00:37:58,880 --> 00:38:02,080
Speaker 1: I said, And then at so five fifty four, what's

764
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 1: going on? Did we get made? That's two minutes after

765
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,839
Speaker 1: he says to Kerfuffle that it's six o two. I write,

766
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:08,719
Speaker 1: I hear nothing. I'm assuming all hell has broken loose.

767
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 1: I'm in the bathroom, still awaiting any intel. Then at

768
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,760
Speaker 1: six oh seven, I get a message that says, go,

769
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 1: go go. But by the way, it did not deliver

770
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 1: at six o seven. It was since at six o seven.

771
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 1: I was in there from six o two into for

772
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 1: a while. Now, yes, so now I am in there

773
00:38:25,840 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 1: from six o two until six twenty when the one

774
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:33,919
Speaker 1: of the streamers, one of the three, Holly, runs into

775
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 1: the bathroom and goes, it's we're almost done. Because I said,

776
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 1: the amount of dance I paid for us ten minutes,

777
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 1: and I'm supposed to come. I wanted to come in

778
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 1: about eight minutes, but once I found out they don't

779
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 1: touch him, I was like, oh, come in at two minutes.

780
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:47,799
Speaker 1: I mean, like, who cares, it doesn't matter and I

781
00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,759
Speaker 1: and I said two minutes because I did not want

782
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 1: Chris to have to sit there and like humor these

783
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:54,319
Speaker 1: girls who are just dancing for him, like it's just

784
00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 1: so embarrassing like he would just be. So so I

785
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 1: run out. This is I'm in the bathroom for twenty

786
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 1: five minut it's now that he Hamis said go at

787
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:05,359
Speaker 1: six oh seven. I am running out thirteen minutes later.

788
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: So these girls have given an extra long strip dance

789
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:10,360
Speaker 1: which I tipped with someone else's money later on extra.

790
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:13,840
Speaker 1: So I so I run out. Hamish is there. I

791
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:18,240
Speaker 1: throw Hamish my bag. I run across the room, following Holly. Holly,

792
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:20,800
Speaker 1: I hear I heard see her slip into the curtain,

793
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,799
Speaker 1: and I hear Chris go, oh, where did you go?

794
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 1: You're just taking off like he's just trying to make

795
00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 1: small talk. And I peer inside, and I noticed that

796
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 1: all the girls are topless, and before they weren't. And

797
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I forgot about the topless part. And

798
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 1: so I quickly just like pull up my top up

799
00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 1: to my like I didn't even take it off. I

800
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 1: just put it up to my neck so I can

801
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 1: be topless too, you know. And I peel back the

802
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 1: curtain and I walk in and I'm like uh and

803
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:51,319
Speaker 1: and and then Chris goes, well, hello, who is this?

804
00:39:51,880 --> 00:39:53,440
Speaker 1: And I'm just like quiet, and I just kind of

805
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 1: like staredom and like just like and he goes and

806
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,400
Speaker 1: get some. He goes, Hi, what's your name? I'm Chris,

807
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:02,800
Speaker 1: And I go and he's like so polite, it's so sweet.

808
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:05,600
Speaker 1: He was like, Hi, what's your name. I'm Chris. And

809
00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 1: he's just being like, I know exactly your kids are

810
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 1: fully out right now. I just pulled it quickly, just

811
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 1: pulled it up in the room. It's just Chris, like

812
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 1: right before watched It's like a curtain partition, you know,

813
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 1: it's like the curtain. So I peer in and I

814
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:24,680
Speaker 1: see their topics and I go. So he goes, hi,

815
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 1: I'm Chris. Nice to meet you, pulls out his hand.

816
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:29,160
Speaker 1: He's gets up from the couch and I go, we're

817
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:30,839
Speaker 1: not allow to touch you, so not even on the hand.

818
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:33,919
Speaker 1: But I go, my name is Nicky, and he goes,

819
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:37,279
Speaker 1: hi nick Oh my god, and then he screams and

820
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:39,919
Speaker 1: he just like scoops me up and we fall onto

821
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 1: the couch and he's just like, oh my god, Oh

822
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,760
Speaker 1: my god. And we are running and then the girls

823
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,080
Speaker 1: are just like clapping. They're so excited because they were

824
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 1: in on it. They were just like oh my god,

825
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:51,160
Speaker 1: like they were so happy and like so exide. They

826
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:53,520
Speaker 1: were like, we didn't we were like stalling, and I go,

827
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 1: I was in the bathroom. I didn't get any reception.

828
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 1: And Chris is like, I can't believe it too, I

829
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 1: can't believe this. What what is happening? What is happening?

830
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:05,200
Speaker 1: And he was just so freaking cute and so happy.

831
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 1: It was so adorable. It was the best, Like he

832
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 1: cannot get over how much the surprise meant to him,

833
00:41:10,560 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 1: But I can't get over how much his reaction meant

834
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 1: to me, because of course I knew he was going

835
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 1: to have a good response, but it was so sweet.

836
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 1: I know that women understand what I'm talking about, and

837
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 1: men in relationship too, with men like your man is

838
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:27,879
Speaker 1: always like this masculine energy, like I've got it, like

839
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 1: I'm you know, there's something about when a man is

840
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,759
Speaker 1: like needs you and it's just like so relieved and

841
00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,040
Speaker 1: like just doesn't want to let go, and it's just

842
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 1: like I missed you so much. Like he has just

843
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 1: been in a like a Shackleton expedition in the Arctic,

844
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 1: like and he was just like just a and he

845
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:48,280
Speaker 1: hasn't been around women, like there's been no feminine energy

846
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 1: like and so he was like just so holding onto

847
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:53,799
Speaker 1: me so tight, and then we finally like we have

848
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 1: Then the scurcurity guard immediately comes in. It's like get

849
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 1: out of here, you know, like you guys gotta get out.

850
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, he's my boyfriend. I don't work here, and

851
00:42:00,680 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 1: he's like, well you do now, and he sends me

852
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:05,520
Speaker 1: hands me at W nine and so then I go

853
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 1: out and um, it's so sweet. Like I thought instantly

854
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:12,680
Speaker 1: Chris would be like, you know, oh my god, you

855
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:14,160
Speaker 1: got it, because he was very excited for me to

856
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 1: meet all of his friends. And two of those friends

857
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 1: I had not met before. It was I knew Vaughn,

858
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:20,840
Speaker 1: I knew Um Hamish, and then it was John and

859
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 1: then this other guy, Guppy, and I didn't know those guys,

860
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 1: and he was He's always been very excited for me

861
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:27,359
Speaker 1: to meet him. So I thought it was just like

862
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 1: gonna be me coming back to the table. The guys

863
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:33,080
Speaker 1: already in this v I P section, like throngs of

864
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 1: strippers in there. Because these guys are so hot and

865
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 1: clearly have money, they're in a v I P section.

866
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:40,279
Speaker 1: There's like all the strippers in the club are in

867
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:43,279
Speaker 1: this VP section and Chris is just like we're just

868
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 1: in this court like outside the room, and he just

869
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,439
Speaker 1: like tastes me the corners, just like I can't believe

870
00:42:47,480 --> 00:42:49,920
Speaker 1: you're here, and just he just just like, let's should

871
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 1: we let's just leave, Let's just go, and he's just

872
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:53,799
Speaker 1: like what And I'm like, wait, I thought we're gonna

873
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,880
Speaker 1: like hang ouf for you were things like oh yeah,

874
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 1: And then he's like kissing me, and I'm just like

875
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:01,080
Speaker 1: so obsessed with the rules of this place of like

876
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 1: you can't kiss, you can't touch, and I'm dressed like

877
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,880
Speaker 1: a stripper that I keep kind of making the kisses short,

878
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,200
Speaker 1: like kind of like you know, just kind of like okay,

879
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 1: like we're done here. I got and that's so funny.

880
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:20,680
Speaker 1: And he goes, do you know want to kiss me?

881
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, no, there's rules here, but I

882
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:25,920
Speaker 1: paranoid about the rules. He was like, so it's just

883
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 1: so then I go. We are just like in this

884
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 1: corner for like ten minutes, just like you know, he

885
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:33,319
Speaker 1: is just so happy to see me, is so freaking cute.

886
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:35,440
Speaker 1: I am loving every second of it. And then we

887
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:37,600
Speaker 1: go back and we you know, have to chat up

888
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 1: the strippers and like here's one thing I learned about strippers,

889
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:42,319
Speaker 1: so and I meet all of his friends. It was

890
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:45,360
Speaker 1: so fun to see all those guys and um, and

891
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 1: they are just like you know, birthday, smirth day. They

892
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:50,640
Speaker 1: are just so focused on like, you know, just having

893
00:43:50,640 --> 00:43:52,800
Speaker 1: a good time and they're being they're so respectable that

894
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:54,960
Speaker 1: this is not debaucherus at all. I want to make

895
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,640
Speaker 1: that very clear. Like these guys are all like the

896
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 1: sweetest like and they have families and they're just being recycled.

897
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:01,920
Speaker 1: These girls are just like it's like they're all doing

898
00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 1: a podcast. These girls, they're just like talking to them

899
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 1: and these girls are very I realized I am one

900
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 1: of the best people when it comes to small talk.

901
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:14,360
Speaker 1: I am truly a you know, when you do radio

902
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:16,560
Speaker 1: for a really long time and you interview people and

903
00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:19,440
Speaker 1: you sometimes interview duds, and you like you have to

904
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:22,879
Speaker 1: be good at keeping conversation going. I can pretty much

905
00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 1: do it with anyone. When I was waiting for Chris

906
00:44:26,520 --> 00:44:28,760
Speaker 1: to show up and biding my time with these strippers

907
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 1: at the table, I felt like, oh, these girls are

908
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 1: so bored. They don't want to talk to me, Like

909
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 1: I have no I have money for them, but I've

910
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:36,759
Speaker 1: already paid them. And they know it's like a flat rate.

911
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:38,879
Speaker 1: They're not gonna like juice me up and get more.

912
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:44,000
Speaker 1: I'm not like they're for them. They are strippers are

913
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:49,640
Speaker 1: the best at small talk ever ever, because all they do,

914
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:53,120
Speaker 1: they had the best little lines to Like I was

915
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 1: studying them of just how they keep conversation going. I

916
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:58,280
Speaker 1: go back over to this section with the V I P. Section.

917
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:01,359
Speaker 1: They're chatting up these guys and just and they're so

918
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:04,360
Speaker 1: excited about me being there with Chris, and they're introducing

919
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 1: themselves and they're they're just but it is so transactional.

920
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 1: I mean the next day, the guys left shortly after

921
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:13,719
Speaker 1: the We left right away, like five minutes later. We

922
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 1: left him. We're like, we're gonna go back to our

923
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 1: private room at the hotel, and um, the guys. We

924
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:20,400
Speaker 1: we met him up within the the next day and

925
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,480
Speaker 1: got the scoop of what happened. They stayed like ten

926
00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 1: minutes longer. I kept on my I kept on my outfit,

927
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,279
Speaker 1: I kept on my wig like I walked out on

928
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 1: the street like I was getting off work. It was

929
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 1: so fun, I was. And we get back to the

930
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 1: hotel by the way, and I'm in a pink wig there.

931
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:38,359
Speaker 1: This is a really nice hotel. It's the catagan If

932
00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 1: you know um anything about London, It's where Oscar Wilde

933
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:43,360
Speaker 1: was like arrested. It's like very famous. It's in this

934
00:45:43,480 --> 00:45:46,799
Speaker 1: nice part of town. So I walked into the catagan Um.

935
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:49,520
Speaker 1: There's like a couple outside like smoking, this like rich

936
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 1: couple that's like, you know, on vacation. And Chris and

937
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:55,480
Speaker 1: I get out of this like sleek uber, you know,

938
00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:59,280
Speaker 1: and I'm in a wig with platform leopard print heels

939
00:45:59,280 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 1: on that I wore on Jimmy Kimmel, but like with

940
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 1: my outfit, they looked insane. I'm wearing this realish tiny

941
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 1: skirt a crop top with like dangly things and and

942
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:11,239
Speaker 1: and he goes, you know that they think you're a prostitute.

943
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 1: And I go, oh my god, yes, And I go,

944
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 1: so do you do this often? To Chris like, and

945
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, I've been here before. This is a nice place.

946
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 1: What floor you like, I'm just like playing it up.

947
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:24,799
Speaker 1: It was so funny. But we found out the next

948
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:27,400
Speaker 1: day that these girls who were so nice, and I

949
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,120
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, we're leaving these guys with

950
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,560
Speaker 1: these girls and they are going to have the best

951
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 1: night because these girls are like so down. They're like,

952
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:34,839
Speaker 1: oh my god, they know each other's names. They're all

953
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:38,680
Speaker 1: getting along. They said. As soon as the guys went

954
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:42,279
Speaker 1: to like this like they were, um they you know,

955
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,840
Speaker 1: they pay these girls well because they you know, wanted

956
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:47,399
Speaker 1: to treat them like, you know, they're working, so they

957
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:50,360
Speaker 1: paid them for the conversation to hang and um, Hamis

958
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:52,400
Speaker 1: was talking about. On the way out, he was just

959
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,439
Speaker 1: like the girls were like, well, we'll walk you out,

960
00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:56,319
Speaker 1: you know. And he's walking and the girls like kind

961
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,520
Speaker 1: of like the girls are like behind him a little bit.

962
00:46:58,600 --> 00:47:00,960
Speaker 1: He's walking ahead and he's like, thank you so much

963
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 1: for like figuring out this surprise. It was such a

964
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:04,920
Speaker 1: great night. You guys really put it all the effort.

965
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 1: And he said by the time he had been talking

966
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 1: to himself for like a minute and a half because

967
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:13,239
Speaker 1: as soon as the money stopped, they peeled off. It's

968
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 1: so transactional. It's so fucking interesting. Um, that's my strip

969
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 1: club story. We're gonna take a quick break and we're

970
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:21,480
Speaker 1: gonna come back with more because I gotta change out

971
00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 1: this how alright, we're back and um we have actually

972
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:29,360
Speaker 1: a special guest. He's back and better than ever. It

973
00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:34,279
Speaker 1: is birthday boy, he's forty one and he's fresh and

974
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 1: what and tons of fun? Oh yes, thanks buddy. Um

975
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:44,440
Speaker 1: Chris Convy is here. Um he's been a guest on

976
00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:46,440
Speaker 1: the show many times before. So I just told the

977
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 1: entire story of the surprise all the way to us,

978
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,800
Speaker 1: leaving all the way to us recapping with the guys

979
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:55,279
Speaker 1: the next day, I mean everything, Um, can we just

980
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 1: get I guess m Noah Andrew, do you have any

981
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:01,520
Speaker 1: specific questions for him, because I I'm just guessing from

982
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 1: a perspective of someone who just heard the story, what

983
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,440
Speaker 1: what gaps you would like filled in from Chris? Was

984
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 1: there any uh inclination on or any knowing that she

985
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,640
Speaker 1: was going to come? Where were you? It was just

986
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 1: a million percent of surprise. I know million she set

987
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 1: it up very well, but yeah, million, million percent surprise

988
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:21,520
Speaker 1: because she had sent me a picture. I mean that

989
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 1: that sort of thing you know in your in your

990
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:25,440
Speaker 1: body and in your heart where all your friends and

991
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 1: family are. Like it's not like on the top of

992
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 1: your mind, but I know where Nikki is. You know,

993
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 1: like I knew where everybody is, and you know they

994
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,480
Speaker 1: weren't in London. You know, the only guys in London

995
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 1: where the where the slices that have in the guys

996
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,799
Speaker 1: I was with, and first of all, also to pull

997
00:48:38,800 --> 00:48:41,280
Speaker 1: off a surprise of I've done things like this before.

998
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 1: It's no easy task. And to to coordinate with the

999
00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 1: strip with a strip club, I mean, it's only lawlessness,

1000
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:52,880
Speaker 1: oh it is. It is lawless. So the amount of

1001
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:55,840
Speaker 1: work that people had to do while like Nicki's preparing

1002
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:57,799
Speaker 1: for surgery, and then you know, I've got these guys

1003
00:48:57,840 --> 00:49:01,279
Speaker 1: that are like doing heavy rel acting or while or

1004
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:05,120
Speaker 1: like insane cycling and like weird conditions. So I'm just

1005
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:07,799
Speaker 1: so appreciative that everybody, you know, did everything they did

1006
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:12,400
Speaker 1: to pull this off. And I was absolutely just it

1007
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 1: was just one of the most shocking moments of my

1008
00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:17,160
Speaker 1: entire life. Um. I was talking about how you were

1009
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 1: in the room with the girls and just because it's

1010
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:23,320
Speaker 1: a lap dance, that doesn't get there's no lap being.

1011
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 1: It's pretty much they're just doing a dance recital for

1012
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 1: you from a distance, And how you even said afterwards,

1013
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 1: I I was alarmed that Hamish hadn't written me back.

1014
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 1: I thought it was delayed. So when I realized that

1015
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:36,399
Speaker 1: you had been in that room, trying to make small

1016
00:49:36,400 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 1: talk and just being polite to these women dancing when

1017
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:41,560
Speaker 1: there's no interaction. There's everything that's fun about lap dance

1018
00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:43,799
Speaker 1: was not a part of that. Like can you just say,

1019
00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 1: like what was going on in the room and like

1020
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:47,400
Speaker 1: you were making you were just like being polite to

1021
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 1: the girls. You almost yeah, I was. I was talking.

1022
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:52,520
Speaker 1: I was just talking to them about their lives, like

1023
00:49:52,600 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 1: asking where they were from. Well, they're just you know,

1024
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 1: like dancing and doing the same moves. And it was,

1025
00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:00,000
Speaker 1: you know, it was. Once a song ended, I was like, okay,

1026
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:02,239
Speaker 1: you know, the guys bought me. You know, they bought

1027
00:50:02,239 --> 00:50:05,000
Speaker 1: me this thing I've done. What what you know, what

1028
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 1: you're supposed to do when your friends ask you to

1029
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:08,719
Speaker 1: tell you you have to do this thing. I went

1030
00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 1: to the room and I was like okay, great, and

1031
00:50:10,600 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 1: then another song started and I was like I don't

1032
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:16,080
Speaker 1: know if I can do this because you're just sitting

1033
00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:19,320
Speaker 1: there and these three women they're so sweet, Crystal Holly

1034
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:25,319
Speaker 1: and Camilla Yea, Chris from Spain. Yeah, and and then

1035
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 1: the other when when I came in the room, and

1036
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 1: then right after you were like, it's so funny because

1037
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:32,719
Speaker 1: I was about to tell them I was because we

1038
00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:34,839
Speaker 1: were talking. I was like, you know, they're like, where

1039
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:35,799
Speaker 1: are you from? And I was like, do you know

1040
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:38,759
Speaker 1: where Nellie is from? So like Nellie is like my

1041
00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 1: benchmark for everything when people because if nobody knows what St.

1042
00:50:42,080 --> 00:50:44,520
Speaker 1: Louis is, I mean from there in London, they're from,

1043
00:50:44,560 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 1: Camille's from Spain. Like I'm just like, do you know Nellie?

1044
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:53,120
Speaker 1: And and it's hard younger now and so I always

1045
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:55,160
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know Nellie, you know that song you

1046
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 1: know hot in Here and all these things, and they're like,

1047
00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 1: oh yeah, I'm like I'm from where that guy's from.

1048
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:01,359
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, really cool. And then they start talking

1049
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:03,400
Speaker 1: to them about like where they're from and all these things.

1050
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 1: And I am like moments away from from being like, hey,

1051
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be I'm gonna be back here. Am I

1052
00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:14,439
Speaker 1: let us say this. I'm gonna be back here next

1053
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 1: year with my girlfriend. You guys should come to her show.

1054
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:22,879
Speaker 1: She would really like you guys like I'm I'm I'm

1055
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:26,040
Speaker 1: on the customers saying that in Holly like leaves and

1056
00:51:26,080 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh okay, so this is winding down and

1057
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:31,440
Speaker 1: you know, stuff like that and they're like, um, what

1058
00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:34,399
Speaker 1: they said, like, oh should we should we come to St.

1059
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:37,600
Speaker 1: Louis sometime. I'm like, oh, yeah, you would love my

1060
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:39,880
Speaker 1: My family and friends would love you guys. You know

1061
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:43,960
Speaker 1: you'd be great. And then Holly, Holly comes back in

1062
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:46,879
Speaker 1: and just your sweetness when I hear from the room,

1063
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,319
Speaker 1: like where do you go? Like you're just you know,

1064
00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 1: you'll take anything you can get to create conversation. And

1065
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:54,799
Speaker 1: the fact that this girl laughed and then came back,

1066
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 1: Like I just here. I know Chris so well that

1067
00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:59,799
Speaker 1: I know he is just trying to come up like,

1068
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:01,960
Speaker 1: oh the fact that she left and came back, that's

1069
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:05,839
Speaker 1: a thing to comment on. That isn't their boobs in

1070
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:08,239
Speaker 1: front of him. So he's just like, oh, where'd you go?

1071
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:10,400
Speaker 1: So you're back, you're just taking off like that, like

1072
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:11,960
Speaker 1: he just made some kind of moment. And then that's

1073
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:13,799
Speaker 1: when I came in. Yeah, And then I mean I

1074
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:15,640
Speaker 1: was giving him compliments too. I was like, you guys

1075
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:19,320
Speaker 1: are great. Your boyfriends must be, you know, very proud,

1076
00:52:19,440 --> 00:52:22,280
Speaker 1: like you know, you're just like trying to be really

1077
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:26,640
Speaker 1: really sort is Father's not so much do you want

1078
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:30,920
Speaker 1: to do blow off our ass and shut up? Can stop.

1079
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,160
Speaker 1: The other thing is like, you know out of forty

1080
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:38,960
Speaker 1: just turned forty one that day, and you some of

1081
00:52:38,960 --> 00:52:41,759
Speaker 1: these people are too are too young to be like,

1082
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:43,680
Speaker 1: they're just too young for me, and so you're just

1083
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:47,959
Speaker 1: like just trying to be so like complimentary and nice

1084
00:52:48,239 --> 00:52:51,400
Speaker 1: and respectful. Yeah. Yeah, I always think just patting him

1085
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:53,000
Speaker 1: on the top of the head and giving him a

1086
00:52:53,080 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 1: like a mint, Yeah you're doing good. As soon as

1087
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,440
Speaker 1: he turned the strike of forty one at midnight, you

1088
00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:04,280
Speaker 1: get worthy originals that just materialized in your your coat pocket.

1089
00:53:04,520 --> 00:53:07,359
Speaker 1: And none of these girls were like seems like like

1090
00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:12,319
Speaker 1: these transactional like they just seem like sweet girls that

1091
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:14,279
Speaker 1: were like, you know, they had a job to do

1092
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:19,160
Speaker 1: and it was entertain me for unfortunately, like seven minutes

1093
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:24,200
Speaker 1: or something. Part of it's like the accent, like because

1094
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:26,799
Speaker 1: it's so we just think they could really like if

1095
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 1: you if I hear that accent, you're smarter to me

1096
00:53:28,760 --> 00:53:31,359
Speaker 1: right away. So it's a stripper with a very like

1097
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:35,000
Speaker 1: posh English accent. I think there's no way she's taking

1098
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:39,120
Speaker 1: clothes for money. That what do people in London do?

1099
00:53:39,239 --> 00:53:43,759
Speaker 1: They think any accent sounds smarter than them? Because to us,

1100
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:50,960
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've got Holly's number. We should call her. Yeah,

1101
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,160
Speaker 1: she's coming to the shows in May. We really should

1102
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 1: get Crystal Holly and come in to come. I go

1103
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 1: back there. I doubt they'll will be working there because

1104
00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:59,279
Speaker 1: they're probably murdered by then, but um, it was a

1105
00:53:59,320 --> 00:54:02,799
Speaker 1: nefarious place, but now they'll probably still be. We got

1106
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:04,800
Speaker 1: to go back to Platinum Lace. If you are in London,

1107
00:54:04,880 --> 00:54:07,040
Speaker 1: what was that part of town? I think it was

1108
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:11,880
Speaker 1: Piccadilly Circus, Piccadilly Circus, Platinum Lace on in in Piccadilly

1109
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:14,279
Speaker 1: Circus was the place to go and it was really nice.

1110
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:17,279
Speaker 1: But I just don't understand. Will you explained to me

1111
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:19,840
Speaker 1: the appeal of getting a lap dance when you can't

1112
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:21,960
Speaker 1: be touched, Like, what is the difference between a stage?

1113
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,560
Speaker 1: I guess it's personal. They're looking and there's eye contact.

1114
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:27,480
Speaker 1: I've never I've never been a part of that situation

1115
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 1: where what would be the purpose. There's private rooms everywhere

1116
00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:34,480
Speaker 1: and nothing, I mean for nothing like it was, you know,

1117
00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:36,719
Speaker 1: for like for like two minutes, you're like, oh, this

1118
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:40,680
Speaker 1: is cool. There's like a variety of nice people to

1119
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:44,359
Speaker 1: hang out with. But then you know that novelty wears

1120
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:49,000
Speaker 1: off pretty quickly, and you know it's, yeah, it doesn't.

1121
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:51,720
Speaker 1: It doesn't seem like the most exciting thing to happen

1122
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:53,480
Speaker 1: for more than two minutes. And I told them that.

1123
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:55,160
Speaker 1: When we were walking back in the hotel, they were

1124
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:57,160
Speaker 1: like you were like, they think you're prostitute. And I

1125
00:54:57,280 --> 00:55:02,160
Speaker 1: was like, did you do this? Often said I should

1126
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:04,279
Speaker 1: have done in my accent that I was practicing. There

1127
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:07,440
Speaker 1: was hints of Julia Roberts, like from Pretty Woman going

1128
00:55:07,440 --> 00:55:09,719
Speaker 1: back into that hotel that they're totally was that was

1129
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:12,320
Speaker 1: kind of like the outfit, the crop showing and the pink,

1130
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:18,120
Speaker 1: the pink hair. I wouldn't that's just because I hadn't

1131
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:22,080
Speaker 1: brush my teeth in a while. Well, now, Johnston, Chris

1132
00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:24,719
Speaker 1: and I um spent all day in London yesterday, not

1133
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:26,759
Speaker 1: all day. We slept till one and then we went

1134
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 1: around London, London Town. I had to go get a

1135
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:32,239
Speaker 1: COVID test. I went to Starbucks and we went to McDonald's.

1136
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:35,480
Speaker 1: We had a really great British day. We walked into

1137
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:37,200
Speaker 1: the place where NICKI was getting you know, it's a

1138
00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:40,680
Speaker 1: really cold, like medical type place where where Nicky got

1139
00:55:40,680 --> 00:55:47,319
Speaker 1: a COVID test. She was like, behold London town. The

1140
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:49,239
Speaker 1: only thing we had done in London together was to

1141
00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:52,080
Speaker 1: go get Nicki's COVID test. Was like, I love seeing

1142
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:55,040
Speaker 1: the sites London. I was like, oh, look Big Ben

1143
00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:56,680
Speaker 1: and it was just a clock on the wall in

1144
00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:59,439
Speaker 1: this sad medical office. Big Ben is just a guy

1145
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:04,239
Speaker 1: giving you this shot. It's a guy named Benjamin. Um.

1146
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:07,239
Speaker 1: It was yeah, and I got it was my first

1147
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:10,000
Speaker 1: time in London. I saw Bug, We went to Buckingham Palace,

1148
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:13,120
Speaker 1: we scooped by there. Um. We we just had a

1149
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:15,319
Speaker 1: really great day and then the best part of it

1150
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:18,080
Speaker 1: all was just um, you know, I'm so used to

1151
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 1: just traveling alone. And if I haven't traveled alone, it's

1152
00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:22,879
Speaker 1: always been with Andrew. Andrew and I are very good

1153
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:25,359
Speaker 1: travel companions. Like we kind of like talk when we

1154
00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:27,719
Speaker 1: need to. We sit separately when we don't need to.

1155
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:30,879
Speaker 1: I never like traveling with someone like sitting next to them,

1156
00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:33,240
Speaker 1: like Andrew and I always sit separately on the plane,

1157
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:35,320
Speaker 1: Like I just don't want an expectation. We have to talk.

1158
00:56:35,480 --> 00:56:37,880
Speaker 1: I have to say, I love traveling with you. My

1159
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:49,399
Speaker 1: baby Chris, um, hey, my baby Chris. But my big Ben, Um,

1160
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:54,080
Speaker 1: he is so fun because yesterday SeaWorld, you get it. No,

1161
00:56:54,200 --> 00:56:57,640
Speaker 1: uh he. I was in a little bit of a

1162
00:56:57,719 --> 00:57:00,440
Speaker 1: mood because we got stuck in terrible traffic. Um, I

1163
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:02,080
Speaker 1: thought we were gonna miss our flight. I was like,

1164
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:04,279
Speaker 1: this is all gonna get sucked up. And then, you know,

1165
00:57:04,320 --> 00:57:06,719
Speaker 1: I think the best couples when someone gets anxious, the

1166
00:57:06,719 --> 00:57:09,600
Speaker 1: other person smoothed it out, and then the other person's anxious,

1167
00:57:09,600 --> 00:57:12,360
Speaker 1: the other person smooth and um yeah, Chris just like

1168
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:15,360
Speaker 1: kept it together. There were some slow people at the

1169
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:17,960
Speaker 1: airport checking our bags, and they wouldn't get out of

1170
00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:20,400
Speaker 1: the way. They're just like lingering, you know what. You

1171
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:23,840
Speaker 1: get your bags like checked, and there's a long line

1172
00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:26,600
Speaker 1: that these people have just waited in and been They

1173
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:28,880
Speaker 1: were just as nervous about making their flight. And they

1174
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:30,400
Speaker 1: get up to the counter and they take their time,

1175
00:57:30,480 --> 00:57:32,240
Speaker 1: and then they get their bags checked and the bags

1176
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:34,400
Speaker 1: go in and the woman loved them beyond the counter

1177
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:36,120
Speaker 1: and then they just stand there and they go and

1178
00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:38,479
Speaker 1: they start pointing like and then if I go this way,

1179
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:40,480
Speaker 1: and then and then they show them their ticket again

1180
00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:42,800
Speaker 1: and go so the ticket on this they just find

1181
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:45,840
Speaker 1: shipped to ask that they could literally figure out anywhere

1182
00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:48,360
Speaker 1: else from like a guy at a Kiosk and they

1183
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:51,720
Speaker 1: but people love doing this. They and I am enraged.

1184
00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:53,240
Speaker 1: There's these people in front of us that are just

1185
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:56,480
Speaker 1: taking their time, and so I rudely am like, oh,

1186
00:57:56,800 --> 00:57:59,480
Speaker 1: just take your time. I said it loudly, and Chris goes,

1187
00:57:59,800 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 1: we don't need to do like it was a quick now,

1188
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:05,680
Speaker 1: and I go but they're just it was just such

1189
00:58:05,680 --> 00:58:07,920
Speaker 1: a moment of like I was embarrassed because it was

1190
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:09,640
Speaker 1: like the worst part of me that just likes to

1191
00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:12,480
Speaker 1: like say a little cutting thing behind someone so that

1192
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:14,160
Speaker 1: they can hear it. But if they were to confront me,

1193
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:16,120
Speaker 1: I'd immediately be like, I'm sorry, I don't mean to

1194
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:18,360
Speaker 1: say that. But Chris was just like, we don't need

1195
00:58:18,400 --> 00:58:20,440
Speaker 1: to do that. And then Chris is the loveliest person

1196
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:22,520
Speaker 1: to the woman helping us, and so much so that

1197
00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:25,120
Speaker 1: she like makes it extra special for us to go through,

1198
00:58:25,160 --> 00:58:27,280
Speaker 1: like it was just good to have you there to

1199
00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:30,880
Speaker 1: offset my you know it was. It was was supposed

1200
00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 1: to take us a half hour to get to the airport,

1201
00:58:32,200 --> 00:58:34,600
Speaker 1: and then we took us too. And Nikki's obviously got

1202
00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:37,240
Speaker 1: this surgery coming up, so obviously Nikki's stressed because she

1203
00:58:37,280 --> 00:58:39,920
Speaker 1: wants to make the flight, and any little error at

1204
00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:43,000
Speaker 1: this point it's like our whole plan becomes unraveled. And

1205
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 1: then it's this whole issue of getting flights were booked

1206
00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:46,840
Speaker 1: and staying in London and all these things. So I

1207
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:49,120
Speaker 1: understand why you felt that way, but it was like,

1208
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:51,640
Speaker 1: I also have this thing when I'm a broad ware,

1209
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:55,800
Speaker 1: I want, yes, I if I do something like unbecoming

1210
00:58:55,960 --> 00:59:00,040
Speaker 1: or untoward, I say, oh man, I can't wait to

1211
00:59:00,120 --> 00:59:05,160
Speaker 1: get back to uh Canada to eat some and so

1212
00:59:05,680 --> 00:59:09,480
Speaker 1: if I ever do yeah. So so like like if

1213
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:11,000
Speaker 1: I'm if I'm walking on the wrong side of the

1214
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:12,800
Speaker 1: sidewalk and almost run into somebody, and I was like,

1215
00:59:13,160 --> 00:59:15,760
Speaker 1: you know, sorry, you know that's not how we do

1216
00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:18,520
Speaker 1: in Toronto. And so I'm always blaming things on Canada.

1217
00:59:18,560 --> 00:59:22,440
Speaker 1: But but when when people have your PM, yeah they

1218
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:26,520
Speaker 1: know you're American. You just yeah, point your passport was there,

1219
00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:29,400
Speaker 1: and um, I will say the people that I go, yeah,

1220
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:32,120
Speaker 1: take your time, they did have someone in a wheelchair

1221
00:59:32,160 --> 00:59:35,160
Speaker 1: with them, so that was like but the wheels of

1222
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:38,160
Speaker 1: the way already it was. That was so I did

1223
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:41,320
Speaker 1: feel and I like to give people in wheelchairs the

1224
00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:45,320
Speaker 1: same respect that they give everyone else, Like I'll definitely

1225
00:59:45,680 --> 00:59:49,160
Speaker 1: hold Yeah. I don't like when people are a little

1226
00:59:49,160 --> 00:59:51,680
Speaker 1: bit more babyish with people in wheelchairs or people who

1227
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:54,440
Speaker 1: are handicapped. I understand giving them space and like letting

1228
00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:57,400
Speaker 1: like holding doors for them, helping them and reaching a shelf,

1229
00:59:57,440 --> 00:59:58,800
Speaker 1: like I will go out of my way to do

1230
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 1: things that they literally can't do, But I'm not going

1231
01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:04,440
Speaker 1: to act like people in wheelchairs aren't still like assholes.

1232
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:06,320
Speaker 1: And this person wasn't an asshole. It was the people

1233
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:08,160
Speaker 1: that were with them. But I think that because they

1234
01:00:08,200 --> 01:00:10,360
Speaker 1: had a person of wheelchair with them, they got to

1235
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:13,720
Speaker 1: like be extra like we need more space, even though

1236
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:16,320
Speaker 1: they did it, the person of the wheelchair was already

1237
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:18,320
Speaker 1: on the go. And I just like to have a

1238
01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:20,600
Speaker 1: forty one year old man I have to carry around.

1239
01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:23,440
Speaker 1: You don't see me acting like an asshole. My little

1240
01:00:23,440 --> 01:00:31,880
Speaker 1: baby Chris Carlos carriers. Um. Okay, So that was our

1241
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:35,480
Speaker 1: our episode about my surprise. Any other final thoughts about

1242
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:38,400
Speaker 1: the super Ees. Just how thankful I am to you

1243
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:42,280
Speaker 1: And Hamish is like the funniest person alive and and

1244
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:45,960
Speaker 1: also like the kindest, like like most thoughtful. He planned

1245
01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:47,959
Speaker 1: this whole trip and then the fact that you two

1246
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:51,280
Speaker 1: teamed up to do something so extraordinary was just I'm

1247
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:53,680
Speaker 1: so appreciative and I'm just so it was just one

1248
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:55,800
Speaker 1: of the greatest things that around. And shout out to

1249
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:58,360
Speaker 1: Vaughan for making it possible to and shout out to

1250
01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:01,280
Speaker 1: John for paying two ers that he didn't let me

1251
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:05,400
Speaker 1: reimburse him for of the lap dance. And then um

1252
01:01:05,440 --> 01:01:09,480
Speaker 1: to Hato, no, thank you, no, no, Hato actually found

1253
01:01:09,480 --> 01:01:11,360
Speaker 1: the strip club and so shout out to Hato for that.

1254
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:13,440
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. And like everyone was just on

1255
01:01:13,520 --> 01:01:15,880
Speaker 1: board and gave us space. They weren't trying to make

1256
01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:17,480
Speaker 1: it about them, like we left, we didn't even have

1257
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:19,000
Speaker 1: to say goodbye to them, like it was just a

1258
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:22,720
Speaker 1: special night for us. And and also thank you to

1259
01:01:22,840 --> 01:01:27,200
Speaker 1: London and Holly and Cassandra and I mean Camilla and

1260
01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:32,360
Speaker 1: um and and Crystal and um. Also I don't know.

1261
01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:36,160
Speaker 1: This is the problem, obaby, is that I don't know

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Speaker 1: how to top it. Like last year I did a

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Speaker 1: really good gift. The problem with Chris, well, yeah, well

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Speaker 1: last year. I always, I, throughout our relationship, have tried

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Speaker 1: to buy you gifts like shirts and like bags and

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Speaker 1: stuff like that. I have never once bought you a

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Speaker 1: tangible item that you have like used and actually used

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Speaker 1: in your life. I think one time I brought you

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Speaker 1: backpacks from like Robin's Craft, like Ravens Fieard or whatever,

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Speaker 1: and it was like a backpock. I knew you wanted,

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Speaker 1: so I nailed it. But every other present has been

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Speaker 1: a fail. Not because he's mean or anything. It's just

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Speaker 1: sometimes you just don't get it right and or the

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Speaker 1: sizing right. And I was looking at shirts to buy you.

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Speaker 1: I was looking all these things and this was already

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Speaker 1: when I had the surprise planned. I am giving up

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Speaker 1: on tangible gifts for you. It's all going to be

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01:02:21,960 --> 01:02:25,320
Speaker 1: either old Conan sketch people surprising you that was the

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Speaker 1: present last year, or it's going to meet me. But

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Speaker 1: I'm um, it's it's always got to be a gift

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Speaker 1: for you. Because my friends on the What's app chat

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Speaker 1: we're like, oh my god, you're such a good girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: You do the best presence. I go. If I could

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Speaker 1: buy him a shirt, I would, but I can't. So

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Speaker 1: that's that's why it is. That's the last thing I

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Speaker 1: would like to do if while I'm on the show,

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Speaker 1: is give you a very public thank you, because it

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Speaker 1: was the greatest gift in the world. I needed you

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Speaker 1: so bad and I wanted you to be there so badly,

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01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:56,000
Speaker 1: and I wanted you to meet those guys like you know,

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01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:58,080
Speaker 1: like you've met Hamis. She's like the greatest man alive.

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Speaker 1: But but Guppy and John were so right, and I

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01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:03,320
Speaker 1: wanted that moment. And you heard me say that weeks

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Speaker 1: and weeks and weeks ago, and you made it happen,

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Speaker 1: and you you brought me. Nikki showed up. I didn't

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Speaker 1: have a flight home. I didn't know what I was

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Speaker 1: gonna do, so Nicky like showed up and just brought

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Speaker 1: me home. She paid for my flight home, got me

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Speaker 1: seated next to her, and it was just, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: It's really special and cool and he's about and we

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01:03:20,400 --> 01:03:26,080
Speaker 1: watched Liquorice Pizza and we hated it. I don't see it.

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Speaker 1: It's overrated. Bad. Great performances, a lot of cool looking things,

1303
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:34,960
Speaker 1: amazing performances. Philip Seymour Hoffman's son, definitely amazing. Um. He

1304
01:03:35,080 --> 01:03:36,760
Speaker 1: is going to be a tour to force. I'm using

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Speaker 1: that word a lot um. Also, a lot of him,

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Speaker 1: A lot of him is the lead, amazing actress, filled

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01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:46,760
Speaker 1: with amazing actors shot beautifully Paul Paul Thomas and beautifully

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01:03:46,760 --> 01:03:50,240
Speaker 1: directed film, but the plot was a waste of my time,

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01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:54,720
Speaker 1: waste of our lives. It didn't make any sense. As

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Speaker 1: a couple, we hated it. And also there's a pedophile

1311
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Speaker 1: like relationship that no one really comments on throughout the

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Speaker 1: whole thing, and I like a similar story between me

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Speaker 1: and Crystal's name. That's why we didn't like it. It It

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Speaker 1: was too raw for us, all right. So that's the show.

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Speaker 1: Say one thing I had. It was my birthday the

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Speaker 1: other day and I had besties reach out to me

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Speaker 1: to say happy birthday. And it was so cool, you know,

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01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:21,920
Speaker 1: because I've only been on a show a few times

1319
01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:24,439
Speaker 1: to have those people reach out and say something so nice.

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Speaker 1: So thank you to Andrew, Noah and Nikki for having

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Speaker 1: such cool, amazing people in their lives that they reached

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01:04:31,000 --> 01:04:33,920
Speaker 1: out to me to say happy birthday. So thank you.

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Speaker 1: You're a part of the show now and they love

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Speaker 1: you and happy birthday. Thanks. Great to see you, too,

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Speaker 1: good to see you. Well that's the show, Thank you

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Speaker 1: guys very much. Um, we will be back next week

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Speaker 1: with another show, and um, hang tight while I'm recovering,

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01:04:46,760 --> 01:04:48,720
Speaker 1: and we might have some special stuff planned for you

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Speaker 1: as I learn how to type. Um, we'll see and

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Speaker 1: uh can't wait. Stay tuned, stay with us, keep subscribing

1331
01:04:56,680 --> 01:05:00,080
Speaker 1: and love you guys so much. Don't be cool and

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Speaker 1: Jack Jack Gordon post post, Jack Post. Follow him on Instagram.

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01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:11,360
Speaker 1: He's in front of our jackpost great posting. Yeah, he's

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Speaker 1: killing it.