Speaker 1: It's nine o gene Onengine with Jenny Garth and Tory Spelling.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 3: Well, well, the trial of the century has begun.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm watching court TV. This is yeah,
Speaker 1: this episode is all about.
Speaker 2: The cheating scandal. It was a real.
Speaker 4: They're at the end, but I won't. I won't get
Speaker 4: to that quite.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, how are you Amy?
Speaker 2: I'm great, I could tell you a story.
Speaker 4: Thanks for asking. Do you would you like to know what.
Speaker 2: I'm going through right now?
Speaker 1: Well? Sure.
Speaker 3: In the shower this morning, oh god, I was shaving
Speaker 3: my legs as one does, and I dropped the razor
Speaker 3: and I don't know why, but I tried to catch
Speaker 3: it and instead I caught it with my pinky and
Speaker 3: gushing blood.
Speaker 4: But I'm okay. Tell me about your washing machine.
Speaker 1: These are the exciting moments of our lives.
Speaker 2: People.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so, about ten minutes ago, the washing machine just
Speaker 1: started gushing water at the bottom of it, all over everywhere,
Speaker 1: and so much water. And then it stopped. So we
Speaker 1: got it under control, and I thought, well, let's try
Speaker 1: it again and see if it does it again. Fair enough,
Speaker 1: soon as the drain cycle.
Speaker 2: Came on, all the water is coming out.
Speaker 1: So there's that. And then I hear screaming from outside, screaming,
Speaker 1: and there's a snake.
Speaker 2: Out by our front door.
Speaker 4: No, who saw it?
Speaker 1: Hannah? Hannah saw the snake. But this was a baby snake,
Speaker 1: which is concerning because I've seen the big mama Jama.
Speaker 4: Snake, like I know, just like your basic gardens.
Speaker 2: I don't know my snakes.
Speaker 1: It's a snake. Is there needs to.
Speaker 4: Be more snakes around here?
Speaker 3: Once in a blue moon where I live mostly worms,
Speaker 3: though I see a lot of worms.
Speaker 1: That's not a snake. I hate snakes.
Speaker 4: Okay, what would you rather see?
Speaker 3: And Torris having some technical difficulties, guys, So that's why
Speaker 3: we're vamping for a second. But we'll get into the
Speaker 3: meat of it. Man, would you rather have a snake,
Speaker 3: a bear, or a rat?
Speaker 2: Okay across your path?
Speaker 4: Like not like as a pet.
Speaker 1: I would rather would bear. No, I would rather not
Speaker 1: have a bear.
Speaker 2: I'd rather not have a rat.
Speaker 1: A rat is gonna scurry off and go away.
Speaker 4: A bear could potentially attack you, true, but like.
Speaker 3: A bear can just like cruise by. It doesn't care
Speaker 3: about you. It moves on.
Speaker 2: The rats is like they're.
Speaker 3: Gonna linger figure out a way to get in keeps
Speaker 3: coming back.
Speaker 4: They're dangerous.
Speaker 5: I don't I have had a golf bag, you guys,
Speaker 5: I had a golfed in two years, and I think
Speaker 5: you've been golfing because of my second hip.
Speaker 1: It's not It didn't repair quickly and it doesn't feel great.
Speaker 1: So I said yes to be in this celebrity golf
Speaker 1: tournament in Myrtle Beach, and wow, I thought, you know,
Speaker 1: I'll have enough time to play a little bit before
Speaker 1: I go. Had I hit balls one time before that
Speaker 1: was the first time in two years. I went to
Speaker 1: the storage to get my SHEHD. I went to the
Speaker 1: storage to get my golf bag and it was chewed
Speaker 1: up all around, all around everywhere. All the balls were
Speaker 1: falling out this And granted, this is not happening at
Speaker 1: my house in my storage, thank god, this was happening
Speaker 1: where I endore my clothing.
Speaker 4: I think they think it's food.
Speaker 3: Haven't you ever heard of how the rats eat engines
Speaker 3: of cars or something like there's something in certain cars
Speaker 3: and it's kind of like food to them, and so
Speaker 3: they get in and they'll ruin your whole engine.
Speaker 1: That's happened to us, for sure. Dave has like one
Speaker 1: of those beepy things on his cardinals them away, but
Speaker 1: one car.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no, this we will.
Speaker 4: Get to the trial of the century.
Speaker 3: My friend could not figure out why she would get
Speaker 3: and first of all, forgive her for using styrofoam. But
Speaker 3: she would get in her car and she had a
Speaker 3: styrofoam cup and the whole cup was like shredded everywhere,
Speaker 3: And somehow a rat got in her car in the
Speaker 3: inside and it ate like.
Speaker 2: The styrofoam cup.
Speaker 1: I mean, she's gonna have to get a new car.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, that's gotta go. Can you imagine you're just
Speaker 1: driving along and all of a sudden a rat pops
Speaker 1: up Buy your feet.
Speaker 4: TikTok er Instagram and they're posting some celebrity had it
Speaker 4: happened once too?
Speaker 3: A rat got on like the hood of their car.
Speaker 3: Kyle Richards has a hilarious Instagram was a rat.
Speaker 4: I can't get out?
Speaker 3: I mean telling you know you think, I know everyone
Speaker 3: thinks it's the bear, but it's rap.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like we're gonna toy will jump in whenever
Speaker 1: she does. But why don't we kick it off? Let's start?
Speaker 4: Would Brandon represent himself let me start.
Speaker 1: Let's start the right way, Amy, Yes, Yes. Season seven,
Speaker 1: episode twelve, Judgment Day, air December eleventh, nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 1: Give me the synopsis, woman, I.
Speaker 4: Would love to I don't have it, Okay, I'll do it?
Speaker 2: Or do you want to find it?
Speaker 4: You do it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: You do it?
Speaker 2: I like you just do it?
Speaker 1: Alrighty Brandon faces Professor Randall after getting caught up in
Speaker 1: Steve's cheating scandal, but Sanders saves the day when he
Speaker 1: brings receipts proving some tests score well, I can't see, sorry,
Speaker 1: going right to the end there, proving some test score deceit. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: Donna is having doubts about David. Valerie is death britt
Speaker 1: for Doe, and surprise, Mark Reice manages to be the
Speaker 1: biggest party pooper.
Speaker 2: At his own birthday bash.
Speaker 1: Directed by David some All written by Phil Sapaz.
Speaker 3: I feel like Donna is having doubts. I feel like
Speaker 3: her mom is up to her just regular mean stuff,
Speaker 3: like her mom is just me.
Speaker 4: I missed it.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you want to start with the Donna? Let's
Speaker 1: start with Donna? Yeah, yeah, Well she's not here.
Speaker 2: Should we wait because she's.
Speaker 4: Gode let's start with let's start with the trial.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because she I know she's not going to care
Speaker 1: about that.
Speaker 4: Let's start with the.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Brandon stands trial for Steve's cheating scandal. I feel
Speaker 1: like this story on there.
Speaker 3: She Oh, yeah, Tori, we were not going to even
Speaker 3: go to the Donna storyline.
Speaker 2: Goodness, did you do the boring ones without me?
Speaker 1: I just said, we can start with a cheating scandal
Speaker 1: because she's not gonna care about that.
Speaker 2: I don't care. I mean, did they just bring that
Speaker 2: dude back? Like, were they just like, uh, what could
Speaker 2: we do here?
Speaker 3: Let's just bring that professor Randall back and do some
Speaker 3: nonsense with him.
Speaker 2: Like it's so like you're right, like who pitched that storyline?
Speaker 2: I want to know.
Speaker 1: I want to come back. I didn't even like him
Speaker 1: the first time. No offense, but it's.
Speaker 3: Just like we know he didn't give the paper, so
Speaker 3: this story is over. It's the beginning, right, And then
Speaker 3: it's just like if ten people say he didn't do it,
Speaker 3: why are we still having this trial? And then it
Speaker 3: was like chain of command? Not chain of command? What
Speaker 3: do you talk about?
Speaker 4: What is it called? When you hand the envelope? And
Speaker 4: then the envelope. No, it's like a.
Speaker 2: Two words but detective.
Speaker 3: It's like they blame him, like it was in the
Speaker 3: envelope and you handed it to months and then months
Speaker 3: handed it in, so you were part of the chain
Speaker 3: of touching.
Speaker 4: I don't know what it's.
Speaker 1: It's I mean, it's so clearly that that guy Randall's
Speaker 1: just out to get him for the thing. We all
Speaker 1: know that. As an audience, we're all like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I already know this storyline. I already know what's
Speaker 2: gonna happen with your wife. You're angry the later. We're
Speaker 2: dealing with this for us, like as viewers for us.
Speaker 3: But they had to resolve the drama between Brandon and Steve,
Speaker 3: and what better way to do it but for Steve
Speaker 3: and Claire to stay up all night in the storage
Speaker 3: room of the Keg House to find the quizzes where
Speaker 3: he got f's on a.
Speaker 1: And then just enough of the like poor me, Brandon
Speaker 1: used to be my best and then Brandon looking angry
Speaker 1: the whole episode but hot at the same time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and his suits are fitting so much better. Can
Speaker 4: we talk about that bad?
Speaker 2: I feel like that was like a fashion trend, like
Speaker 2: big suits. It must have been if they all want
Speaker 2: it was, but then it went.
Speaker 4: Now they fit. He got rid of the big suits
Speaker 4: now and they're fitting.
Speaker 2: Steve's shirts fit worse. So I don't want to talk
Speaker 2: about but I want to talk about that white shirt
Speaker 2: with the turtleneck and you know it's.
Speaker 1: Just the mock turtleneck that gets you every time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this day, we sort of a kiss again, didn't
Speaker 3: we have a kiss between Tracy and is that her
Speaker 3: name Tracy Trace?
Speaker 4: Yeah, he calls her Trace. Kiss.
Speaker 1: It was so and nothing. It was so like, is
Speaker 1: that are they attracted to one another at all? Or
Speaker 1: was that just like a kiss? Because I don't know.
Speaker 2: I remembered their relationship way different than I do than
Speaker 2: watching it. I thought it was something. I thought it
Speaker 2: was fun, and now I'm looking and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, it's not fun.
Speaker 2: Maybe I was more into him and Susan.
Speaker 3: My god, I think there's very little chemistry between them,
Speaker 3: maybe more than you and Mark.
Speaker 1: Maybe more WHOA, It's not like it's not it's too
Speaker 1: bad because I really wait.
Speaker 2: What She's just annihilated Jill Novac and we like her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we we actually I like this character too. She's cute,
Speaker 1: she's fun.
Speaker 4: She's really cute. Yeah, I do like her. I like
Speaker 4: her more maybe than I like Susan. I will say that.
Speaker 2: I just don't want to have a word with Phil
Speaker 2: Sabbath because a word, just one would one word Bill,
Speaker 2: I don't know, crasy would be Sabbath. Nope, who's Phil Sabbath.
Speaker 2: How about about episode Oh.
Speaker 1: Say, one word from me would be well, he didn't
Speaker 1: write this on a computer, because that's not how they
Speaker 1: did it then, right, was it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It was a word process or no, they had computers.
Speaker 2: One word like stone like the Flintstones, Like what do
Speaker 2: you mean, I don't know, I wouldn't write it on
Speaker 2: a computer. And then.
Speaker 4: They'd take a.
Speaker 1: Floppy disc floppy disk and pushed elite.
Speaker 2: Like start over.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not the best episode ever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry Phil, no offense, but.
Speaker 2: It wasn't I know.
Speaker 3: And then we at the end of I got I
Speaker 3: caught you, I failed all the tests.
Speaker 4: You lied and said I got an a or whatever.
Speaker 3: Bump, and then the chancellor was so mad.
Speaker 1: So you know what didn't track for me though, was
Speaker 1: when Brandon went to the birthday party. First of all,
Speaker 1: that he went to the birthday party at all, but
Speaker 1: second of all, that he was bad talking with Steve
Speaker 1: in front of other people, Like I just didn't think.
Speaker 1: I feel like that was a Brandon kind of way
Speaker 1: to be.
Speaker 2: He's too noble to do that.
Speaker 4: And then that Steve.
Speaker 3: This was what I liked that Steve and Claire come
Speaker 3: in the door and it's not like they're far away.
Speaker 3: They're in the party, Like there's not like a big
Speaker 3: long haul. You can see it in the door, like
Speaker 3: no one was gonna see them. And then he's like, oh,
Speaker 3: I gotta go, like no one saw him.
Speaker 2: It was so weird.
Speaker 4: And then she's like, Okay, I'm staying that whole party.
Speaker 2: Let's move on. Let's talk about the party Mark's birthday.
Speaker 2: Like for someone that's not into a guy, like, you're
Speaker 2: throwing him surprisingly, I have such huge party messages. Why
Speaker 2: she really trying be alone? Let's let him be alone
Speaker 2: like forever, Like what are you doing?
Speaker 3: So is it nice to throw a party for someone
Speaker 3: at their own house and make a mess at their
Speaker 3: own house?
Speaker 1: Yeah, if it's like a party house, it's like he
Speaker 1: loves to have parties, that guy, just not on his
Speaker 1: birthday apparently.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right, he throws parties.
Speaker 2: Remember had the pool party fire the one party he.
Speaker 4: Needs his birthday because his parents.
Speaker 2: What did his parents do to him?
Speaker 1: Oh they celebrated him. Yeah, wheah. No, but there was
Speaker 1: more like they made a big to do out of it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, he was so like whiny.
Speaker 1: Isn't it better that they made a big to do
Speaker 1: out of your birthday, pal than if they just ignored
Speaker 1: it and didn't even say happy birthday at all?
Speaker 2: So that was his big thing. So did he explain
Speaker 2: why that means he doesn't like it?
Speaker 1: He just said because it was always a big to do.
Speaker 1: It was always like bigger and better than the last one.
Speaker 1: I would have been like cool.
Speaker 2: I know, but I don't like a party.
Speaker 1: What do you mean you don't like a party? You
Speaker 1: like a party?
Speaker 4: I don't like a party for myself. I try, I tried.
Speaker 1: You know what I love. I love a party planning.
Speaker 1: I love to make the party happen and then I
Speaker 1: want and I want everybody to come and have a
Speaker 1: good time, and then I want to leave.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I like parties for other people.
Speaker 1: Speaking of party, didn't you just have a birthday? What'd
Speaker 1: you do for your birthday?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Torri, happy birthday? You birday.
Speaker 2: You did you do it? I got fun? No, I'm
Speaker 2: another person that like always my parents, I'm oh my god,
Speaker 2: I'm a mark. Maybe they moved character after me. My
Speaker 2: mom always threw the biggest birthdays growing up, like shot
Speaker 2: her the mega parties. Oh my gosh, Amy, we should
Speaker 2: do ade just on parties like the parties wait to
Speaker 2: next level. All the way through my twenty first birthday,
Speaker 2: and I think since then, I just don't like my birthday,
Speaker 2: Like I don't like being celebrated. I get embarrassed if
Speaker 2: I get gifts. Anyway, what did I do? The only
Speaker 2: thing I wanted to do was Final Destination, because you
Speaker 2: know I like horror films. It was the new one
Speaker 2: is back in theaters. It's back in theaters, you guys,
Speaker 2: the brand new one. And so my kids took me
Speaker 2: to see a movie. That's it.
Speaker 4: I should have known that's what you wanted to do.
Speaker 2: I love that you always went to a movie.
Speaker 3: Is so you?
Speaker 2: How was it?
Speaker 4: It was?
Speaker 2: It was okay, you know, I was going to stay
Speaker 2: earlier one. Here's what was cool about it is my
Speaker 2: kids and they had some of their friends were like,
Speaker 2: that was such a cool movie, and they're like, there's
Speaker 2: more of them. I'm like, oh wait. So when we
Speaker 2: came back to the house, I made all the younger kids,
Speaker 2: all the teens and tweens, watched the OG Final Destination,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, here's where it all started. This is nostalgia.
Speaker 2: This is when the movies were good, and they watched it.
Speaker 2: They're like, it's so goods that made me happy.
Speaker 4: Do your kids like horror movies like you do, or
Speaker 4: any of them have nightmares?
Speaker 2: Yeah? They do.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that sounds like my dream birthday.
Speaker 2: By the way, it sounds like a nice birthday.
Speaker 4: Yeah that was good.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I just had to know. Okay, back to Mark's birthday,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the party, and then he's all poudy in his
Speaker 3: room and poor guy, and it's just like his time
Speaker 3: is coming to foot end it is right.
Speaker 1: Wait, but first he gets all like I heard about
Speaker 1: Kelly kissing Brandon.
Speaker 3: Which oh yeah, remember that was a little too spooty.
Speaker 1: That was that was a little close for comfort.
Speaker 4: Yeah that was a little Yeah.
Speaker 1: But I also think if she's like, yeah, I just
Speaker 1: it's not it's nothing that you need to think about,
Speaker 1: Like you should trust her. Yeah, they're not to that
Speaker 1: place yet. They still haven't slept together. Wait, they haven't
Speaker 1: made love? Wait?
Speaker 4: How long?
Speaker 2: How long? In reality? This relationships going on months? Years?
Speaker 2: I feel like, oh, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: What do you mean it's crazy, Virgin?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, I mean it's crazy that this relationship
Speaker 2: has gone on for like months.
Speaker 1: You could say the same thing about you and David.
Speaker 2: You know, No, that's different. I'm in love with David.
Speaker 2: You are not into this guy. I know you. I
Speaker 2: know you deep down.
Speaker 1: And you know Kelly, Yeah, and this is not you.
Speaker 1: It's so true. She's trying to fit a square peg
Speaker 1: into a round hole.
Speaker 2: Not trying to fit anything. She doesn't even want to
Speaker 2: have sex with him, Like, I'm telling you, this is
Speaker 2: not gonna work any throum party. Are we done next
Speaker 2: week with him? Yeah?
Speaker 4: How many more does he have? Does that?
Speaker 2: We need to find account?
Speaker 4: Let me try and see if I can figure it out.
Speaker 2: It's the final markdown.
Speaker 4: I feel like there's two.
Speaker 1: Well, let's hope that that's coming to an end.
Speaker 2: I hope. So poor guy, Oh my god, I feel terrible.
Speaker 1: I know I did too. But he also tells Kelly
Speaker 1: that he thinks Brandon is the reason she won't make
Speaker 1: love to him. Do you think that's the reason.
Speaker 2: Duh, yeah, No, I mean there's so many reasons. There's
Speaker 2: so many redsmos here. It's like not even funny. But
Speaker 2: I think deep down your heart's with Brandon Crackt. You guys.
Speaker 1: He has one more episode.
Speaker 2: My god, you guys next week. Let's have a celebration.
Speaker 1: Oh, let's have a goodbye party.
Speaker 2: By the way, this has nothing to do with Dalton Jeans. No,
Speaker 2: we really like him. This is not about the actor.
Speaker 2: This is all about the character. So don't think we're
Speaker 2: like pooping on him. No, they they the characters character.
Speaker 2: Not good Kelly Taylor, she's like one of the stars
Speaker 2: of the show. She deserves a good storyline with a
Speaker 2: good It's just weird.
Speaker 1: Because on paper, he's fun, he's adventurous, he's you know,
Speaker 1: he's got like good taste. You know, he's It seems
Speaker 1: like it would work on paper, but it just doesn't
Speaker 1: work in actuality.
Speaker 2: Okay, you can tell yourself it works on I don't
Speaker 2: think it works at all, but you're nice helly either.
Speaker 3: I think he was too random. I think it was
Speaker 3: a round peg, square hole. They were just like, let's
Speaker 3: throw this guy into the TV station and suddenly Kelly
Speaker 3: loves him.
Speaker 1: No, it's no, no, no, no, it's a no for me, dog.
Speaker 1: It's a no for me dog. David is deciding whether
Speaker 1: or not to buy the peach pit after dark?
Speaker 2: Oh wait, is this my storyline now or still out
Speaker 2: like Valerie and David?
Speaker 1: I think it's all three of y'all's.
Speaker 2: Okay, Can we start at the beginning then, because I
Speaker 2: have so much to say about it for sure? Okay,
Speaker 2: So I got PTSD watching the first scene because I'm
Speaker 2: riding bicycling, so at this point in my life, I
Speaker 2: was like, what early twenties. I didn't know how to
Speaker 2: ride a bike, you guys.
Speaker 4: But you were wearing helmets, which I thought, all right,
Speaker 4: way to go.
Speaker 2: I remember freaking out and Brian was probably teasing me about.
Speaker 1: It, likew can cannot ride a button know how to
Speaker 1: ride a bike?
Speaker 2: Like my parents never taught me to ride a bike,
Speaker 2: which is so I kind.
Speaker 1: Of I mean, I get it. I can't see Candy
Speaker 1: or Aaron out there with the good.
Speaker 2: Will though we didn't know on the bike at times
Speaker 2: the security guard came out, but I think it was
Speaker 2: just I was on training wheels till I was like sixteen,
Speaker 2: and then I was like, I'm not doing this and
Speaker 2: it was embarrass so I didn't tell my friends, so
Speaker 2: I kind of could do a little bit. They like
Speaker 2: showed me, but they had to keep it minimal because
Speaker 2: that was me not knowing how to write.
Speaker 4: I just want to know why we're going to the
Speaker 4: Goo Goo Dolls again?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: And we never go, We don't go, but like why they.
Speaker 2: Just want to mention them. They're even more popular now, right?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, but they were at the peach Bed after talk.
Speaker 2: Now we're going to go see them at the l
Speaker 2: Ray Theater?
Speaker 4: Did they even shout out the l Right?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Remember they were on the boat they played Steve's birthday.
Speaker 2: Oh god right, the queen Ary. Right, but Don and
Speaker 2: David are going to see them at the l Rays
Speaker 2: that you mean?
Speaker 1: Yes, but first they have to have parents dinner with
Speaker 1: their parents.
Speaker 2: I really liked that Felice and Doc Martin were in
Speaker 2: this episode.
Speaker 4: But she's so mean.
Speaker 1: What did she say exactly? That's so mean because I
Speaker 1: missed that moment I looked away or something like what
Speaker 1: she's so like, are you sure.
Speaker 2: You want to be with David?
Speaker 4: Because of all his mental issues.
Speaker 2: You're not a teenager anymore, Donna, but you're acting like it.
Speaker 2: You need to just got a real relationship, Donna's what
Speaker 2: twenty one like, you need to think about your future
Speaker 2: and like who I'm gonna be with? Why?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's just not She's almost rude.
Speaker 4: She's rude. I'm gonna say rude.
Speaker 3: She's rude, and he is so nice, always trying to
Speaker 3: just solve, solve, solve, your dad.
Speaker 2: I know, it's interesting the two of them, the dynamic,
Speaker 2: It is interesting.
Speaker 1: That's your classic Yin and Yang couple right there.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I guess like Tomas turned out pretty good considering her
Speaker 2: mom like her, she's really harsh on her totally. Yeah, yeah, everything,
Speaker 2: and it's.
Speaker 1: Thank god you're an algamation of your dad and your mom.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because she really could have messed up Donna.
Speaker 2: Right, she probably like screwed her, Like where's I would
Speaker 2: love to address that, like how parents don't mean to
Speaker 2: but depending on how they raise their kids, you know,
Speaker 2: that can like screw you up. We never deal with that.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's like the tail tail tail.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the tail is oldest time.
Speaker 1: Tail is oldest time. You're going to be in therapy
Speaker 1: at some point because of your mom.
Speaker 4: Everybody knows their parents are just it's always.
Speaker 1: Going to be the mom's fault.
Speaker 2: But we never deal with that issue. Yeah, but Donna
Speaker 2: is like keeps on trucking.
Speaker 4: I thought it was a bit weird when Valerie comes
Speaker 4: over to the house.
Speaker 2: Weird. I can't see past Valerie's hair. I'm sorry, it's
Speaker 2: too much at this point, it's growing. It's like a
Speaker 2: chia pet and I know what it.
Speaker 1: Was, reminding me of early Teresa Caputo hair, but but dark,
Speaker 1: like it's getting to that.
Speaker 2: That the same thing. But I was like, I'm not
Speaker 2: going to be mean, so I'm not going to say it.
Speaker 2: So I'm glad you did.
Speaker 1: It looks like a wig, Like it's like one of
Speaker 1: those wigs that goes like that, and then.
Speaker 2: It's the Long Island medium.
Speaker 1: It's no, it's not quite the Long Eyland.
Speaker 4: It's not as bad as that. Yeah, not that, not
Speaker 4: that her hair is bad, but it's just a style.
Speaker 1: It's a specific style.
Speaker 2: It was of the time. But it's just like looking,
Speaker 2: you know, in twenty twenty five rewatching it, it's some
Speaker 2: big ass hair.
Speaker 1: I really like that dress she was wearing.
Speaker 2: Married with Children hair what's your name?
Speaker 4: Oh uh peg Bundy and Bundy hair.
Speaker 1: I didn't get that vibe from Valerie, but I just
Speaker 1: thought she was so like manipulative.
Speaker 2: Yes, she hasn't hare about anyone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like she's trying to trick him or be
Speaker 4: kind of like, but you promised me this money, and
Speaker 4: it's like.
Speaker 1: You need to make me know if you're going to
Speaker 1: make good on your promise.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got fined that. I was like, what does
Speaker 2: she have on him? Like is she gonna blackmail him too?
Speaker 2: If he says no and ask for money? Like, what
Speaker 2: is she gonna do different? It's like she should just.
Speaker 3: Be cool, just say hey, I'd love to have you
Speaker 3: as my partner in the club.
Speaker 4: You got some dough, let's do this thing. But if not,
Speaker 4: I get it right.
Speaker 2: But she's saying, like, you promised me, so so what
Speaker 2: what is that? What does she mean by that?
Speaker 1: It's the same thing she just did with the guy
Speaker 1: and the baby.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. So I feel like, what is
Speaker 2: she going to do to David? Nothing? Right? What can
Speaker 2: she do?
Speaker 1: I can't believe, like as an actress that I just
Speaker 1: can't believe as an actress that you would like enjoy this,
Speaker 1: go out your character going down this route over and
Speaker 1: over and over the same beats of with manipulating.
Speaker 2: Everybody might have said something like to the writer's.
Speaker 1: Like, hey, guys, like can I can you give me
Speaker 1: something else to do? Maybe?
Speaker 2: Right, there's more to my character, let's explore more. But
Speaker 2: I don't feel like at this point we and she's
Speaker 2: newer to the show. She came to the fifth season,
Speaker 2: so this is she's only two seasons in. She probably
Speaker 2: didn't feel the right to say anything. I mean, but
Speaker 2: you should have said something about Dalton Jane. Oh you did?
Speaker 2: You did? Okay? Good?
Speaker 4: All ties up?
Speaker 2: Meat, Okay.
Speaker 3: We talked about how Steve is sick, like keeps saying
Speaker 3: I'm sick, I'm sick, and then he really is sick,
Speaker 3: and then he's under the covers.
Speaker 1: He he must be sick because when he came to
Speaker 1: the courthouse he was rule red. So I believed it
Speaker 1: at that point in sickness, I thought that was.
Speaker 4: Sort of happening. Did missus Martin come to the beach
Speaker 4: house also, and then she was kind of mean again?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh I missed that too.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: Do you fast forward through my scenes?
Speaker 1: Nope, Nope, I didn't. I just might have been daydreaming.
Speaker 1: I don't know what happened because it.
Speaker 2: Wasn't a great episode. I understand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was out right when it started to be
Speaker 1: honest with you, at the beginning, I was like, oh god.
Speaker 4: I was in. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: I was always in.
Speaker 4: I was, I was in. But it was like, this
Speaker 4: is sort of dumb.
Speaker 1: I felt it was a slow I felt it was
Speaker 1: slow too.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 4: It just like felt like why were we bothering with this?
Speaker 3: Like this guy didn't do it. The guy who did
Speaker 3: do it is telling everybody he didn't do it. It's
Speaker 3: just like h And then we find out what a
Speaker 3: bad dude the professor is. He's obviously fired fired.
Speaker 2: Uh, and then might have started a double ups by
Speaker 2: this time, because I know it's about I know it's
Speaker 2: about to come.
Speaker 4: We do have Brandon telling uh Tracy about Lucinda that.
Speaker 2: He Donna stalker's coming soon.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, a stalker.
Speaker 2: My favorite part of the entire series.
Speaker 1: You have a stccer.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, yes, it's oh, it's my favorite. Okay.
Speaker 3: Anyway, And we do have Brandon telling Tracy that he
Speaker 3: made out with Lucinda or slept with Lucinda.
Speaker 4: You kind of get that reveal, Yeah, but you don't care,
Speaker 4: you don't. Yeah, it's all just long nothing.
Speaker 3: It's just kind of a lot of why are we
Speaker 3: doing this?
Speaker 2: Like all of it? Why are we doing this?
Speaker 3: Why are we doing the trial? Why is Valerie being
Speaker 3: so weird? Why did we even go to dinner with
Speaker 3: missus Martin? She's gonna be so rude.
Speaker 1: Well, I think that that's catalyst for Donna to you know,
Speaker 1: get strong and kind of define what she wants rather
Speaker 1: than again yet again, we played this beat before with
Speaker 1: Missus Martin. But she's realizing that, yeah, she has to
Speaker 1: do what she wants to do. And also Donna is
Speaker 1: taking a stand with David about not advising him not
Speaker 1: to invest in the club, right, and he tells her
Speaker 1: to stop interfering, and then they go about their business
Speaker 1: like that didn't That didn't result in a fight though,
Speaker 1: which I thought was pretty cool, Like you just heard
Speaker 1: him say stop interfering, right, and it was a kind
Speaker 1: of like a good communication between the two characters, and
Speaker 1: then you guys went on to have fun.
Speaker 2: But then at the end, she changes her mind.
Speaker 1: She does because she knows that it would make him happy.
Speaker 1: She's thinking about what wouldn't make him happy?
Speaker 4: Right, where did we net out?
Speaker 2: Did he get buy into the club because he don't
Speaker 2: know yet.
Speaker 4: The last scene so we've been left with we don't know. Okay,
Speaker 4: got it.
Speaker 2: Last scene they're together, they kiss was so cute and
Speaker 2: she supports him because she knows he loves it and
Speaker 2: his heart's and music and he can get his career
Speaker 2: started again by doing this. So she's in. So he's
Speaker 2: going to invest in club? Correct. Next episode? I think,
Speaker 2: so okay, good, Yeah, great? Are we done?
Speaker 1: What are you laughing? Amy?
Speaker 4: Because I feel like.
Speaker 3: This this episode is so like.
Speaker 4: H like it's just like it's not bad enough to
Speaker 4: be enjoyably bad?
Speaker 2: No, no, true. So I'm saying, like.
Speaker 4: Was so weird?
Speaker 3: One is like nothing, you're right, And it's just like
Speaker 3: what professor is going to ruin their entire career over
Speaker 3: Brandon Walsh.
Speaker 4: Like really like really he's literally going to ruin his
Speaker 4: entire career.
Speaker 1: But we do get the we do get the evolution
Speaker 1: well not really of Kelly and what's his name? And
Speaker 1: then we do get this like evolution of Donna and David,
Speaker 1: which is important.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was probably, Yeah, that was probably the most
Speaker 3: significant thing. I mean, I can't believe that step and
Speaker 3: Claire are still just like going along. It's just like,
Speaker 3: why are they ending seven? I don't remember, but it's like,
Speaker 3: I don't know, they're like because seem like best friends.
Speaker 4: That's what I'll say.
Speaker 2: They seem like best friends. And Claire stays the rest
Speaker 2: of seven? Correct and eight or just seven?
Speaker 1: I don't know. We Claire leaves, Oh right, she has
Speaker 1: to leave because well, no, not necessarily because Steve gets
Speaker 1: with Janet. I know, right, But that doesn't.
Speaker 2: Mean, yes, she could have been around the news flash,
Speaker 2: Kathleen leaves the show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but when she leaves at the end of this
Speaker 4: is this season seven? She lives at the end of
Speaker 4: the season.
Speaker 2: I think, so, oh my goodness. I know.
Speaker 4: She graduates college in bon Voyage.
Speaker 1: Right, you're peace out?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she goes to Europe.
Speaker 1: I think, no, does she go to find the Prince?
Speaker 2: We don't know.
Speaker 1: I gotta ask the question, what do you guys give it?
Speaker 2: Man, I'll go in, I'm giving you a six.
Speaker 4: I feel like the same seven I'm going to give it.
Speaker 2: Don't let us down. Five, you're a five.
Speaker 4: You really didn't care for it, ravo.
Speaker 1: I guess I did like the Donna David stuff.
Speaker 4: What's the next episode called?
Speaker 2: It is called Gift Wrapped season Let's let.
Speaker 4: Me let me refresh money Wrap?
Speaker 2: Gift Wrap?
Speaker 4: Is it Christmas.
Speaker 2: Gift Wrapped?
Speaker 4: It's Christmas, which is so weird.
Speaker 2: Christmas December eleventh, and now it's gonna be the next
Speaker 2: one's Christmas. So it's on his birthday. But oh we
Speaker 2: could have kind of timed up to my real birthday.
Speaker 2: See there you go.
Speaker 1: I want I do want you to know we will
Speaker 1: not be seeing Professor Corey Randall ever again.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he's he gone, he gone.
Speaker 2: Bye bye bye.
Speaker 1: Bye bye bye bye bye bye.
Speaker 4: So are we on season seven? Witch?
Speaker 2: Episode? Is this ten teen?
Speaker 1: This was eleven? No, this was twelve. Sorry, I can't count.
Speaker 1: Next week is season seven, episode thirteen?
Speaker 4: It really goes on and on this show, it's.
Speaker 1: Gotta get better. Gift Wrap sounds more exciting to me
Speaker 1: than the judgment day.
Speaker 4: It doesn't disappoint you.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's going on. Oh no, Amy, do
Speaker 2: you remember?
Speaker 3: Uh? Oh, I'm blanking. I'm blanking on it completely.
Speaker 2: Oh, someone gives what's it about? We need a hint.
Speaker 4: Well, I can tell you. Valerie and Kelly are paired.
Speaker 2: In a Christmas gift exchange.
Speaker 3: Oh god, and Valerie goes shopping with Tracy. Kelly gets
Speaker 3: a big surprise when she meets her half sister.
Speaker 4: Done done done?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Wait? What what's happening?
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't. Are you speaking English?
Speaker 4: But you have a half and I have no memory
Speaker 4: of this either.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, are you freaking out right now?
Speaker 3: Dan?
Speaker 2: What what do you mean? Is Silver?
Speaker 1: No? Silver? Silver is a half sister.
Speaker 2: No, you have another half sister? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Joy. Her name is Joy.
Speaker 2: Your dad had happening?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Joy? And she's played by Ruth Livier. Let's see
Speaker 4: who Ruth is?
Speaker 2: No idea? Wow, yeah, I don't have any this.
Speaker 4: Although Ruth is real cute.
Speaker 2: What does she look like? Show us?
Speaker 4: She looks like a cute brown haired girl. I wonder
Speaker 4: if that's going to like bring back memories real smiley,
Speaker 4: real smiley, great teeth.
Speaker 1: Okay, I still got nothing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't have any memory of this, which is
Speaker 4: like embarrassing, like I've failed.
Speaker 2: I usually remember everything you do, and I have no
Speaker 2: memory of it. I have officially failed.
Speaker 1: You get a big fatfa.
Speaker 2: This point in season seven, it'll be episode thirteen. I
Speaker 2: will have failed you.
Speaker 3: It will be our first time seeing it, basically because
Speaker 3: none of us can remember.
Speaker 1: That's exciting.
Speaker 4: It's like it's nineteen ninety six.
Speaker 1: Everybody watch it.
Speaker 2: I just go through the experience for the first Anything.
Speaker 4: Else you guys want to talk about before we go
Speaker 4: really was a quick one.
Speaker 1: Well. We talked about to ours birthday, We talk about
Speaker 1: the snake in the washing machine, I talked about my
Speaker 1: and Yeah, I think we really cover all the bases today.
Speaker 4: How's menopause going for everything?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: My gosh, I no, you can't just leap into menopause
Speaker 1: on OMG.
Speaker 2: We need a good thing.
Speaker 1: WHOA did you guys know this? I think you probably
Speaker 1: know this menopausaling? Last one day I heard that.
Speaker 3: I saw it on somebody's Instagram. Mm hmm maybe doctor
Speaker 3: Mary Claire.
Speaker 2: Have probably Yeah, what does that mean?
Speaker 1: You're parry for as long as you are? Ye, here's
Speaker 1: month's days, whatever your body does. And then the first
Speaker 1: the day of menopause is when you have not had
Speaker 1: your period for twelve months exactly. Okay, so after that
Speaker 1: day you are now postmenopausal.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I have a question on that. So if
Speaker 3: I had a period on February second, twenty twenty four,
Speaker 3: is my menopause day February second, twenty twenty five or
Speaker 3: March second, twenty twenty five?
Speaker 2: You had your last period that day.
Speaker 3: February second, so then you have to go a full year.
Speaker 3: But I had it, so I feel like it would
Speaker 3: be March second.
Speaker 1: Wait, I feel like I don't understand, but I'm going
Speaker 1: to go with February second, just to keep things week
Speaker 1: hold on.
Speaker 2: I got questions, so hate February second was the last
Speaker 2: day of your last period twenty twenty.
Speaker 4: First day of my last period?
Speaker 3: Day?
Speaker 4: Last okay, I don't know, five seven days normal?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you're still going strong in that last period?
Speaker 4: Yeah no, and then it just for you.
Speaker 3: It never came again for you, Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: So here's my thought on it. One year later would
Speaker 3: be February second.
Speaker 2: Well, guess what it's made, so it really doesn't matter
Speaker 2: your menopause your Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for sure, congratulations to me. But it feels like
Speaker 3: the first day I missed a period was March second,
Speaker 3: So that feels like a year later. But I don't know,
Speaker 3: and I also stopped caring.
Speaker 1: That's right, because it's over a year.
Speaker 2: Well you do care because you remember the Dane.
Speaker 4: You guys don't write.
Speaker 1: That's I never kept track of that.
Speaker 4: No, no, oh my god, I have to keep track
Speaker 4: of everything.
Speaker 1: Why we have so many children? Alright, that's enough of this, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm laughing.
Speaker 2: Good bye, Love you, love you,