Speaker 1: Well, come back to another episode of Alchemy. This son
Speaker 1: your host Kevin po Yes, that Kevin Pomp was that
Speaker 1: well as I see it. If you did, we had
Speaker 1: to do. I mean, the man did have your wife's
Speaker 1: name in his mouth. But I digress. Let's meet, shall we,
Speaker 1: and no particular order. Let's quickly check in with James
Speaker 1: Heeny for his two late night Snacks review. Johnny Jim,
Speaker 1: I like to have caramel along with peanut, butter and chocolate.
Speaker 1: I like to have textures, sweetnesses, salts, uh, pretzels and
Speaker 1: ice cream. Yeah. I love late night treats. It's what
Speaker 1: keeps me. Um, it gets me to bed fast. I
Speaker 1: think if I eat a lot of sugar, I crashed
Speaker 1: in just the right way. I knew to come to
Speaker 1: you with this made up category. What the hell does Jackie? Hey,
Speaker 1: Jackie Jim, what would you consider an ideal setting for
Speaker 1: a picnic with Dr Faucci? Oh, with Vouch, I then
Speaker 1: I definitely wanted to be unless I wanted to be
Speaker 1: a more a private a more private area of a park. Um,
Speaker 1: we want to be able to be physically distanced from
Speaker 1: a lot of people. Um. Honestly, me and Fouch, I'll
Speaker 1: take him to Let's take him on top of a mountain.
Speaker 1: Let's get horse, Let's let's take horses to get there. Um,
Speaker 1: let's make it Wyoming and let's be in Grand Tea,
Speaker 1: Tom Park, I think he'd love that. No, Mark calls
Speaker 1: pencils down. We have a winner. Hey, heads up, people
Speaker 1: until saying as president doctor sing if your dad guess correctly,
Speaker 1: why did you decide to not become a doctor? Um?
Speaker 1: We we have already a couple in the family. So
Speaker 1: I was like, sure, you know, it's just so repetitive
Speaker 1: and uh, you're a true original. Yeah. And I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, do I want everyone in the Emily's approval? No, No,
Speaker 1: I don't. And so I feared left. And it's been
Speaker 1: it's been fun all along. Yeah, that's the spirit. Uh.
Speaker 1: And last, but no more room in the overhead if
Speaker 1: you think at least it's cold Stratton mellow. Weird to
Speaker 1: have us both on the same time. Yes, I wanted
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Speaker 1: those things? Correct? See? Is it not true that you
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Speaker 1: science project where the winner develops a nuclear bomb. If
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Speaker 1: Chris from Richmond. Congratulations Jeremy, you've won your first place
Speaker 1: in the King's Hill Elementary Science There. You know what
Speaker 1: that means. My nipples are getting super peppery. So you're
Speaker 1: excited because you get to develop a new clear bomb.
Speaker 1: Wait what Yes, we loved your project about which diaper
Speaker 1: holds the most liquid and we wanted to give you,
Speaker 1: as the first place winner, a very special treat and
Speaker 1: that is the development of a nuclear bomb new apprentices
Speaker 1: where they're going to be bringing back. They're whisking you away, Jeremy,
Speaker 1: whisking me away. You just gonna get like a ribbon
Speaker 1: and maybe like a gift card to Olive Garden or something.
Speaker 1: I need you to put on z here. This is
Speaker 1: going to be your lap cold when you work with us.
Speaker 1: Uh and and there's going to be a van to
Speaker 1: put both of us up. Now a van. Wait, at
Speaker 1: least tell my parents I'm going some place. Usually the
Speaker 1: parents come to the science Fair and the fact that
Speaker 1: they're not here, yikes. So don't worry. I've signed the
Speaker 1: forms for them. I know the signature right now, So
Speaker 1: you're going to go. Don't worry. We could let you
Speaker 1: say goodbye to the van is here, but maybe say
Speaker 1: goodbye to friends. Jeremy, Jeremy here, Yeah, yeah, Okay, signed
Speaker 1: this man, let's go. Okay, Well, Jeremy, I'm sorry we
Speaker 1: didn't have time, but there's gonna be lots of new
Speaker 1: friends making nuclear bomb. Okay, Okay, congratulation. Oh such a
Speaker 1: nice teacher. Thanks Miss Cunningham. Um. All right, by Mr President,
Speaker 1: I just have an update for you regarding the new
Speaker 1: designs of a nuclear arsenal, it seems are plans to
Speaker 1: use elementary schools is coming along shockingly. Well, great, this
Speaker 1: is great, fantastic, it is terrific news. I do have
Speaker 1: a sidebar if I may. Hey, that's why you're chief
Speaker 1: of staff, because you can. You can have me for sidebars. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and thank you again for that. Really has been a
Speaker 1: pleasure to serve. It's just that the arsenal itself is
Speaker 1: really tiny, um, which some folks in the military are
Speaker 1: whining about because they have to step up their accuracy.
Speaker 1: And so I would like your blessing because I don't
Speaker 1: need your permission. We've discussed that before. I'd like your
Speaker 1: sing in giving him talking to in terms of their
Speaker 1: attitude the military, of the scientists, the entire military, the military.
Speaker 1: You wanna only things super excited about the young signs. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it's a way with the future speaks well,
Speaker 1: the future long after you and I are Carl. Let
Speaker 1: those military guys know what's up, all right, Thank you, sir.
Speaker 1: And uh put fifty bucks on the Warriors for me tonight,
Speaker 1: you know, oh, uh for the series or just for
Speaker 1: the single game single game over Yeah, Oh, the barriers
Speaker 1: and the over parlay. Yeah, teaser, yeah, teaser? You know, okay, cool? Thanks, yes,
Speaker 1: of course, and and the usual amount sir, one trillion,
Speaker 1: one trillion. We're gonna get out of this debt if
Speaker 1: I hit this right. Yeah, I mean it's got to
Speaker 1: work eventually, right, So, General, what do you mean that
Speaker 1: we're all on time out in this regiment? I don't
Speaker 1: understand time out? What is that? No matter what it
Speaker 1: means is corporal. We're gonna stand down for a minute
Speaker 1: and re re uh Now, how should I put this
Speaker 1: so I don't get hashtag canceled redesign our output of
Speaker 1: arsenal in in using the original h ship man. We're
Speaker 1: gonna bomb more accurately as I've been told, so until
Speaker 1: we can figure out how the fund to do that,
Speaker 1: we're gonna take ourselves at time out? And do I
Speaker 1: need to keep myself in the corner? Do I need
Speaker 1: to keep staring into the corner? Yeah? What what makes
Speaker 1: you think that question is going to change your situation?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Genera all Um, I'm not entirely sure
Speaker 1: it does. Accuracy matters so much if we can make
Speaker 1: it so that it expands to a great deal of area.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Like, does it need to
Speaker 1: if I need to hit a football, but I hit
Speaker 1: a football stadium, is not like, well, I don't get it, stupid.
Speaker 1: Can you hear the sound of my voice? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Accuracy is what separates us from the animals. Okay, yeah, right, Well,
Speaker 1: how are we going to do that with the nuclear bob?
Speaker 1: I'm not there. I'm with private stupid here. I feel
Speaker 1: like if we if the blast radius is big enough,
Speaker 1: it's kind of all encompassing. And and I mean, as
Speaker 1: long as we're on the right football stadium, I feel
Speaker 1: like that's well, that seems to be the issue is
Speaker 1: finding the damn football stadium. Yes, of course, if you
Speaker 1: could drop a bomb inside the whole of a stadium,
Speaker 1: let's say, arbitrarily the Dallas Cowboys, then uh, alright, got
Speaker 1: the Dallas Cowboys lined up? What was that? Yeah, they
Speaker 1: have that open roof. It's open, so Operation Cowboys, it
Speaker 1: go Operation Cowboys Cowboys. Yeah, No, that's not what I carl.
Speaker 1: Uh just got the briefing here. The Dallas Cowboys stadium
Speaker 1: is no longer standing? Is that? Well, sir, this goes
Speaker 1: back to the owner of the team saying that they
Speaker 1: were America's football team, and that just didn't sit well
Speaker 1: with the rest of the country. You know, it's sports
Speaker 1: tend to be a regional, very reasonal very reason professional
Speaker 1: in particular. Well, I'm from Iowa, so there who would
Speaker 1: be your team? We cheer for the colleges Iowa State,
Speaker 1: University of Iowa. Drake not the Way Up Earth, the
Speaker 1: why not the rapper? Sir? You know, um, I like
Speaker 1: him him two of his songs, sir, Well, there's a
Speaker 1: start at the bottom. That's that's what I really. That
Speaker 1: was my campaign song. It was We're still We're still
Speaker 1: asking his permission and then also I'll throw back a
Speaker 1: little bit further at a hotline bling That was always fun,
Speaker 1: a great video, almost sure campaign song as well as
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, we tried that one and uh, the numbers
Speaker 1: didn't farewell until we changed it. No, they did not.
Speaker 1: So you'll see. What we want to do is we
Speaker 1: want to make this big nuclear bomb. You know those
Speaker 1: snap pops that you throw at the ground and they pop. Yeah,
Speaker 1: those are fun. You put them out like you throw
Speaker 1: them at their feet and they freak out. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: want to make it so just one act and blows up.
Speaker 1: So it's a very small atom bomb, but you could
Speaker 1: throw it at the ground a little tiny ones. So
Speaker 1: you want me to develop a tiny atom bomb? Yeah,
Speaker 1: just very so. So it only has little tiny nuclear explosions,
Speaker 1: just one tiny atom. Do you know that my experience
Speaker 1: is limited to diaper water retention? Right? That's what I
Speaker 1: got my science first. Of course, of course that's five
Speaker 1: wanted to bring you because we make big ones. Look
Speaker 1: at how big this is. If you if it exploded it,
Speaker 1: it could very well crack an asteroid in half. But
Speaker 1: we just want the tiny one. So maybe just a little.
Speaker 1: We want you to make a little tiny nuclear I mean,
Speaker 1: I'll try. I don't I don't know that much about
Speaker 1: fission and reactions and things. Um, the way you're talking,
Speaker 1: you already know more than I do. This is great,
Speaker 1: This is great. Let me introduce you to your team. Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: so this year, uh, none of them are going to
Speaker 1: be quite as experienced as you, but they are also
Speaker 1: winners of their schools competitions. This is Terry. Terry. Terry
Speaker 1: made a volcano at her school. It was different because
Speaker 1: I didn't use baking soda and vinegar. I actually used
Speaker 1: coca cola. And a mento, and that's why this is
Speaker 1: a kind of explosive we want to deal with here. Okay,
Speaker 1: that makes sense. Well not you, I mean I think
Speaker 1: this you would know how you fit into the planet
Speaker 1: the nuclear prop right, doctor, doctor Dr Frankenburger, Can I
Speaker 1: ask that question, please, Frankenburger, go ahead, yeah, Frankenberger. My
Speaker 1: dad says that you're not actually German, but you put
Speaker 1: on you talk like an accent because you don't know
Speaker 1: any of the words. Well, your dad, he's never pent
Speaker 1: to Germany. I can tell you're like a piece of
Speaker 1: wonder bread. You never leave United States. My my dad
Speaker 1: has been to Germany, he said, And um, it's possible
Speaker 1: my mom packed him a lunch. I don't know that
Speaker 1: that's true. I can't. I can't say one way or
Speaker 1: another for your daddy. All right, but I here, let
Speaker 1: me show you some pictures. Let's count to ten in
Speaker 1: German together. Okay, you go first. Ms Cunningham. I've come
Speaker 1: to pick up my son and he's Jeremy right, he's
Speaker 1: nowhere to be found. I've talked to some of his
Speaker 1: classmates and they don't seem to be the brightest um,
Speaker 1: not as bright as Jeremy, and he actually won first
Speaker 1: place in in the science fair, so it's very very exciting.
Speaker 1: Stuffed and so some operatives who work for the government
Speaker 1: took him away to develop a nuclear bomb that is
Speaker 1: kind of the size of one of those snap pops. Um.
Speaker 1: There's so many questions. Congratulations, I guess I should be
Speaker 1: proud of him for being accepted into national How do
Speaker 1: you have so much clearance to talk about the program?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, who do you know? What are you
Speaker 1: gonna tell? You're gonna say? Don't say anything. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: just me and you. That was a little mistake. It
Speaker 1: was a little slip up. Take me to see my son,
Speaker 1: or I tell the world what's happening at this elementary school. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I know details of like actually what he's doing,
Speaker 1: but I don't know the details of where he is.
Speaker 1: You know. It's like finding a football in a football stadium.
Speaker 1: There could be anywhere. Too soon after the Cowboys thing,
Speaker 1: I know, I'm sorry, yeah, sorry, that has seen one
Speaker 1: that is too soon. I seen two comes froms from
Speaker 1: listener Danny T. That's rights involved in patron a listener
Speaker 1: Danny T who wrote, Hello, welcome, I start driving to
Speaker 1: get my wife from the airport and her Kevin's call
Speaker 1: to action. Even though I've sent plenty ideas which I
Speaker 1: thought were comedy gold, I guess they sucked. I kid. Anyways,
Speaker 1: seems suggestion wild time at airport arrivals from Danny in Saskatchewan. Sir,
Speaker 1: she's she's about to walk out, officer. So I mean
Speaker 1: you're saying your wife is about to walk out the
Speaker 1: luggage from baggage claim. Yeah, I have it all. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And what's her name? Tricia? So as every woman comes
Speaker 1: out of baggage claim, if I just yelled Tricia, eventually
Speaker 1: one of them will turn and it'll be your wife. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she texted and she said, I'm I'm coming out. Oh,
Speaker 1: fair enough, show me the text I'd love to see.
Speaker 1: Here you go, scroll scroll. This is my friend Trevor's text. Uh,
Speaker 1: this is not it. There Cindy. Who's Cindy Wait, colleague.
Speaker 1: We're scientists down at the Adam Center, so it was
Speaker 1: an interesting photo since Cindy sent you from work. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're trying on some new wardrobe bombs. I can't I
Speaker 1: shouldn't even be discussing this with you in public. But
Speaker 1: total work do you do, sir? Scientists and we're scientists
Speaker 1: at the Adam Center. It's really all I can get into.
Speaker 1: The Atom Center. Oh yeah, named after Adam Divine. Yes, yes, yeah.
Speaker 1: A lot of people say a T O M, but
Speaker 1: it's not it's a D. Yeah. A lot of people
Speaker 1: think Adam Levine and it's not Adam Divine, which is
Speaker 1: pronounced differently. Well, we don't need to get into it,
Speaker 1: so don't don't we? Sure? Um, but I can't really
Speaker 1: tell you anymore. Um, we're just down here in the highway.
Speaker 1: When you know where belt line is, that's where our
Speaker 1: secret facilities are. Really shouldn't be saying any of this.
Speaker 1: And your wife checked you what now seems like nine
Speaker 1: minutes ago. She's a slow walker, I guess officer, that
Speaker 1: is correct. How is she on writing or typing? And
Speaker 1: she have good speed there. She's what I would call
Speaker 1: a hunter pecker. Yeah, single finger, want both sides? Um,
Speaker 1: fast writer, that's what's funny, cursive, she's got it. Oh beautiful, beautiful. Look,
Speaker 1: my husband is at baggage claim. I've got to get
Speaker 1: down there. But Drake, you are amazing. I'm a huge fan.
Speaker 1: What's your favorite song? Well, I have to started at
Speaker 1: the bottom of Hotlight and playing are just they're tied.
Speaker 1: They're so that's everybody's you know what I mean. Like,
Speaker 1: I think there's maybe some other ones that you also like,
Speaker 1: super enjoy. Um. I like your early stuff like you
Speaker 1: would freestyle rap Undergrassi. There's an early one that like,
Speaker 1: I can't believe no one has really sent to me recently.
Speaker 1: It's like it's I think it's my best song. Oh. Um.
Speaker 1: I like the Sprite and You theme from Toronto Raptors.
Speaker 1: I love that song. It's so good. Yeah, all right, anyways,
Speaker 1: Like it's so nice talking to you, but I really,
Speaker 1: well I need to know just like right, but if
Speaker 1: you could sign this petition, that would be great. Um,
Speaker 1: So just like guess the you know, it'll take five seconds.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's Drake trying to get you
Speaker 1: to sign a petition. He is, I'm sorry, Drake. I've
Speaker 1: told you you cannot have petition work here in the
Speaker 1: Earth terminals. All right. If you're gonna do, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to confiscate these man. Do you know who I am? Uh?
Speaker 1: He said, yeah, you're Drake. I can't believe there's a
Speaker 1: problem do you really know who I am? Like? Do
Speaker 1: you know my songs? I don't think you would petitioning
Speaker 1: allowed in the airport? Could I named two? I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't care. There's a song. It was the bottom,
Speaker 1: the bottom, song from the bottom. Take it from the bottom.
Speaker 1: I'm not I don't want to sound like an asshole,
Speaker 1: but I'm not a fan. I didn't say I was
Speaker 1: a fan. I just I'm just doing my job, and
Speaker 1: I'm just doing mine. You know, green Peace needs a
Speaker 1: lot of help. The world is we're sinking. The world
Speaker 1: is thinking, and also the world thinking the World's not sinking.
Speaker 1: That's not how it works. The water is brazing. Imagine
Speaker 1: Pangaea before and then it all drifted away, and then
Speaker 1: now Pangaea is going downtown and downtown is on stage.
Speaker 1: So much sense your track. Pangaea is going downtown now,
Speaker 1: like I understand it. I get it now, listen, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have to get back up the whole last second.
Speaker 1: If there's any other officers in the direk Hi, sorry
Speaker 1: interrupt Uh just up from here in the booth, Are
Speaker 1: you in fact saying in this wrap Pangaea is going downtown? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Pangaea is going downtown and downtown is unsafe. Um right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I got the unsafe part. I just Pangaea. You're saying Pangaea.
Speaker 1: Don't you remember Pangaea? No you heard of it? Fill
Speaker 1: in some No, don't I don't need to producer. Well
Speaker 1: that's where you're right. But in this case, I pride
Speaker 1: myself on having a vast awareness of everything, and Pangea
Speaker 1: is just driving right past me. So can you break it?
Speaker 1: Break it down a little? When the Earth was first
Speaker 1: formed and all of the continents were one super continent,
Speaker 1: and that was called Pangaea, and then with the movement
Speaker 1: of tectonic plates, the Earth's crossed divided into what we
Speaker 1: now know as the continents, and I think they drifted apart.
Speaker 1: I think you're talking about the lost city of Atlantis.
Speaker 1: So do you want to try that again from the
Speaker 1: top and just use the proper word? Then the police
Speaker 1: is I already I already. I already did diverse about
Speaker 1: Atlantis and one of the honest songs in her last album.
Speaker 1: So can I just keep it? Pangaea's drake, Hey, thanks
Speaker 1: for coming in as presidents. I am responsible for the
Speaker 1: Adam Council. Uh not, it's a t o, I'm not
Speaker 1: Adam like a D A M. Because the Adam Divine
Speaker 1: Center has contacted me. They wanted they just wanted donations,
Speaker 1: and I thought it was actor Adam Divine. I didn't
Speaker 1: realize it was Adam the biblical figure and Divine the singer.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that that was kind of fun for me. Okay,
Speaker 1: that seems Oh, Adam Divine is bright, but he's not
Speaker 1: a scientist. Well you know I love word play. You do.
Speaker 1: We share word share wordles every day. Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: called you in because no one's coming into the Adam
Speaker 1: Levine Center. This is empty. Why do we build this place? Johnny,
Speaker 1: We've talked about this a few times and the hope
Speaker 1: is eventually he will come in because he can't believe
Speaker 1: we built this place in his honor. So truly less
Speaker 1: about the public and more about bringing in the actual guy.
Speaker 1: But he's not responding to any of our social posts.
Speaker 1: I've done hashtag you know, Maroon five Center, hashtag, Levine King,
Speaker 1: hashtag stop on by. Uh, there's been hundreds of them.
Speaker 1: It's just nothing. It's not nothing's trending, sir. Nothing about
Speaker 1: hashtag from the bottom, No hashtag from the bottom didn't work. Um,
Speaker 1: I spelled bottom with two teas and one tea and
Speaker 1: then two d's just in case, because I wasn't sure.
Speaker 1: I just we had to tear this place down. I
Speaker 1: mean no, no, no, no, no no. We raised too
Speaker 1: much money to build it, so tearing it down would
Speaker 1: be uh bring on too much scrutiny and potential lawsuits.
Speaker 1: So listen, Uh, do you not like working here? Because
Speaker 1: I can probably bring somebody else. I love working here.
Speaker 1: I love working here. I just I just, you know,
Speaker 1: I just feel under dan your frustration. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: if I could get somebody else to stop by also
Speaker 1: famous having nothing to do unfortunately with Adam or the
Speaker 1: Maroon five group, but someone also named at him. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: thinking I'll get the trending going. You just let me know.
Speaker 1: I'll start hashtaging. Do you know the funny actor Adam
Speaker 1: Divine Adam Divine of of the Pitch Perfect Movies and
Speaker 1: Adam Devines fun House on Comedy Central him. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: sounds like you're a fan. I'm I'm a big fan
Speaker 1: of Righteous Gemstones. Uh. He's great. I mean, he's to
Speaker 1: meet him, really, I would love to meet him. I
Speaker 1: mean it would be like a dream come true. It's
Speaker 1: Adam Adam. Oh, it's just a party line. No, no,
Speaker 1: it's I love you too. Hey, Uh is Adam there?
Speaker 1: Can you just tell him the Cliff is calling? That
Speaker 1: would be great. I still love the double receptionist thing.
Speaker 1: It's mind blowing. Yeah, Adams on the line. I'll sign
Speaker 1: off here, Adam. Yeah, I'm signing off to Adam. Oh no,
Speaker 1: oh shit, I thought Adam Devin party house. Hello you
Speaker 1: too with can you just tell Adam the Cliff is
Speaker 1: on the call? And uh, don't both hang up? Here
Speaker 1: we go transferring to thank you. Ah, Hi, it's Adam Devine.
Speaker 1: Uh sorry, I'm just waking up. So are you okay? No,
Speaker 1: I'm just waking up. No, No, it's okay. It's like
Speaker 1: your fifteen fifteen on the just waking up thing in
Speaker 1: the A M. That's cool. You're a big star. Listen.
Speaker 1: Would you mind um making taking a visit on down
Speaker 1: to the Adam Levine Center. I've got kind of an
Speaker 1: interesting situation. I know technically I did that one favor
Speaker 1: for you and you still kind of oh me. And
Speaker 1: I'll totally understand if you'd rather not do it, but
Speaker 1: I have to ask. I'll be there. I will be there. Okay.
Speaker 1: Can I thank you so much? Can I just maybe
Speaker 1: pencil in a day at time? I'm on my way.
Speaker 1: I'll get my driver to bring me right now. Is
Speaker 1: your driver still James? Yeah? Okay, very good. But he's
Speaker 1: got a hell of a heart. Come in with James.
Speaker 1: I want to see him type okay, I'll see you.
Speaker 1: Uh it looks like ninety two minutes. Huh. I'm a great. Wow,
Speaker 1: he's coming here. Well you heard me. That was a
Speaker 1: real conversation. And so and he's got the super cool
Speaker 1: crazy driver who's also coming in. So that's two. There's
Speaker 1: two people who are going to visit the Adam Levine.
Speaker 1: Where's Levine? I mean, that's one thing. I think that
Speaker 1: might be why he's not coming. Because we can't decide
Speaker 1: we say it. Okay, um sir, I actually, um my,
Speaker 1: my specialty is rebranding. It's not just doing social media
Speaker 1: and content for brands. So if you don't have any
Speaker 1: more questions for me in this interview process, um, I'd
Speaker 1: love to ask you a question. If that's okay, any question,
Speaker 1: go ahead, shoot, okay, great? Um. You know I'm really
Speaker 1: excited about the potential opportunity to work here at the
Speaker 1: Adam Levine Center. Um, what's your favorite Adam Levine song?
Speaker 1: I'd love to know. Well, so now you're pronouncing at
Speaker 1: Adam Levine and I appreciate that and I respect it.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Because I own and operate the center doesn't
Speaker 1: necessarily mean I know and I'm familiar with any of
Speaker 1: his music. Oh, I mean, I totally understand why you
Speaker 1: would ask. It's a pretty safe assumption. Yeah, although I'm
Speaker 1: not sure why I'm getting quizzed by a potential employee.
Speaker 1: But usually at the end of interviews they say, do
Speaker 1: you have any questions for me? So I just kind
Speaker 1: of initiative, which is a good thing. In Initiative is
Speaker 1: a good thing. And also I just love the challenging
Speaker 1: nature of your position. I didn't need to be challenging.
Speaker 1: I just meant, you know, I was just curious, as
Speaker 1: a huge fan myself and as someone who's very excited
Speaker 1: to potentially work here, I was just curious as to
Speaker 1: what your favorite was. I'm glad we finally got to
Speaker 1: the important part of the interview, which is whether or
Speaker 1: not you're a fan. And since you are, i'd rather
Speaker 1: you didn't work here. Um, yeah, it's not that kind
Speaker 1: of place. We don't really celebrate two tickets to the
Speaker 1: Levine Center please, uh the Levine Center, Yeah, center on
Speaker 1: fit or do you want the Levine Center on Sixth.
Speaker 1: We're big freaks and geeks fans. So it's just the
Speaker 1: Sam Levian Center that's still under construction. It's not gonna
Speaker 1: be done until but here's a pamphlet on what it
Speaker 1: will contain inside. Beautiful. Wow, this is Oh my god,
Speaker 1: look at this. As you can see, there's a whole
Speaker 1: wing with props from not another teen movie that's going
Speaker 1: to be very popular with the kids. Uh, it's it's
Speaker 1: really And then there's the Douglas movies and X where
Speaker 1: it's all his appearances from Douglas movies are in the
Speaker 1: corner there. Beautiful. I can't wait? What is and where
Speaker 1: am I? If I'm a few years early, you could say,
Speaker 1: what is this beautiful structure? Oh? This structure, it's the
Speaker 1: it's the Adam Levine Levine. Sam Levine Levine ticket kiosk Um.
Speaker 1: I actually do specialize in social media content creation. I
Speaker 1: think I could do a great job for you here
Speaker 1: at ticket Master. I already have a lot of ideas.
Speaker 1: So do you have any question more questions for me?
Speaker 1: Uh see? Um? What is well? I'm fresh out of questions?
Speaker 1: Do you have any questions for me? Um? Yeah? What's
Speaker 1: your favorite vern five songs? A little probably the Jagger one,
Speaker 1: that's one, Yeah, for sure, your choice, but awesome. I
Speaker 1: just like it when he takes a shirt off, So
Speaker 1: that's kind of the excitement, right, Yeah, me too, But
Speaker 1: we're not. That's off the record in terms of the interview,
Speaker 1: of course, of course record. Yeah, that's not a song.
Speaker 1: If it was a song, i'd love it. Yeah. Um,
Speaker 1: I mean you're hired. Oh my god, we're making so much.
Speaker 1: I find that asking a personal question at the end
Speaker 1: is kind of something special and kind of makes me
Speaker 1: stand out, but also makes it feel like we could
Speaker 1: enjoy working together. Are you gonna be working in front
Speaker 1: of fast? I am so sorry, Sonny, I got hung
Speaker 1: up with Drake. Have you been waiting long? Out here?
Speaker 1: That is seen too, Seen three Patron d I P.
Speaker 1: Bear who wrote hal Hope all as well scene suggestion
Speaker 1: Why are your shoes wet? That is all ban Chan's
Speaker 1: bear U And now Steve Hardman with Today's whether Steve
Speaker 1: what do you got? Hey, everybody, thanks, thanks a lot. Phil.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get some rain. I know, I know yesterday
Speaker 1: I said definitely no rain for the next you did, buddy,
Speaker 1: you said no rain? Yeah I know, Phil, don't Okay? Um,
Speaker 1: so ladies, gentlemen, it does seem like we're gonna get
Speaker 1: a little bit of rain again. No, I said yesterday
Speaker 1: that it wasn't going to rain for like a week.
Speaker 1: And can we pin you down what you mean by
Speaker 1: a little um, I want to say minimal, but after
Speaker 1: what happened yesterday where I'm really you know, it's gonna rain,
Speaker 1: grabbing umbrella? Uh, maybe have backup pair of shoes. It
Speaker 1: could be a lot of backup pair of shoes. I
Speaker 1: like it. Yeah yeah, because if it if it floods,
Speaker 1: then flooding. Oh I'm not committing to this answer. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying it's gonna rain. Could anywhere from be a
Speaker 1: sprinkle to a torrential downpour like a cause flooding. And uh,
Speaker 1: have you checked something called the dappling Uh? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that radar is working really well. You know how to
Speaker 1: rate it? Oh? Man, Phil, come on, man, what are
Speaker 1: you doing this on here? Can we can we go
Speaker 1: to commercial or oh, he's getting folks. He knows what
Speaker 1: a doppler is. All right, these here are this you're
Speaker 1: a nice pair. Are these going to be your backup
Speaker 1: shoes or these primary shoes? What are what's the usage? Here?
Speaker 1: Is supposed to flood this weekend. I just want to
Speaker 1: make sure I'm selling you the right thing. These are
Speaker 1: my wet shoes shoes, Yeah, I just want to squish
Speaker 1: around in them, get them wet. These are going to
Speaker 1: be my wet shoes, so backup shoes basically or there
Speaker 1: I guess they're primary wet shoes. They're gonna be my
Speaker 1: soaken shoes, soaken shoes. I want to get soaked up. Okay,
Speaker 1: well let's go to the soak section over here. These
Speaker 1: ones are appropriate for? What for? How many kinds of
Speaker 1: shoes are there, darling? Do you really need more? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Reginald, please what I'm talking? I'm talking, I'm
Speaker 1: talking over here, Okay, I hear you. It's just this
Speaker 1: is we've been at this for over an hour already.
Speaker 1: You know he didn't have to come with me, Reginald,
Speaker 1: we broke up a week ago. You didn't have to
Speaker 1: come with me. I didn't want you to come with me.
Speaker 1: There's an over at lounge right over there that for
Speaker 1: all the significant others were over it can wait, he's
Speaker 1: actually not my significant other anymore. Oh. If he's not
Speaker 1: that he can't go on the over at lounge. He
Speaker 1: has to be a significant other. Well, I need him
Speaker 1: to be separate of me. Then you should probably get
Speaker 1: back together now so you can go. I need you
Speaker 1: to understand. So wait, Reginald. Sorry, sorry, I can't quite
Speaker 1: keep up. She broke up with you by saying I
Speaker 1: don't want to you to come with me. I mean,
Speaker 1: it was a whole series of arguments, and then we
Speaker 1: don't like doing the same things, and this and that,
Speaker 1: and then I was complaining about going shopping because it's
Speaker 1: a weekly thing we do. It's like a go with
Speaker 1: you do you don't want you to go? Okay, hey,
Speaker 1: I Missundrew. I'm sorry she didn't want you to go
Speaker 1: with her. I misunderstood. I mean, I don't mean to
Speaker 1: stuff in here, Steve, but I think this is a
Speaker 1: toxic relationship. You need to you need to get out.
Speaker 1: I mean I just barely got back in m hmm,
Speaker 1: good point. I wasn't going to be allowed to hang
Speaker 1: out with you. Guys, I wasn't an official couple, Tim,
Speaker 1: thanks for weighing in, Nom. So she didn't mind you
Speaker 1: coming with her. She just didn't want you to go
Speaker 1: with her. Is that she actually? The truth is she
Speaker 1: doesn't want me here, she doesn't want me around, she
Speaker 1: doesn't like me, she doesn't want to see a future
Speaker 1: with me. The problem is, Lisa, he doesn't listen to me,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, yeah, he's a nice guy.
Speaker 1: I hear you, but I don't want to get back
Speaker 1: together with him. He doesn't hear me when I talk.
Speaker 1: I told him I don't want you to come with me,
Speaker 1: and he's thinks it's like coming out with me and
Speaker 1: then the same time as me, And I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't want that. I want my own time to come,
Speaker 1: and you come at your own time, right, better come first?
Speaker 1: And if I don't, I'm pissed, then I don't want
Speaker 1: to come at all. Right, totally get that. Um. You know,
Speaker 1: I had the same problem with Tim. I mean, like,
Speaker 1: I've been done shopping for an hour now, but I'm
Speaker 1: going to let him stay in that lounge because, like
Speaker 1: I just I need time for myself to you know,
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm not number one. He is? He is.
Speaker 1: He doesn't even know it, you know, because because he
Speaker 1: wouldn't know it. Even if you told him, he wouldn't
Speaker 1: know it, because he wouldn't hear it. You'd say you're
Speaker 1: a problem, and then he'd think that it was some
Speaker 1: like lyric to a stupid song or something. Right, Maybe
Speaker 1: like we shouldn't even tell them we're done. Maybe we
Speaker 1: should just like spend the day together and go out
Speaker 1: and let them sit in that lounge as long as possible,
Speaker 1: you know, like make it our time. Hey, welcome to
Speaker 1: the over At Lounge, Joe, Right, come on in. We
Speaker 1: got all the needs. If somebody's shopping, you can come
Speaker 1: here and hang out, all right, We got pen Do
Speaker 1: you like peanuts? Excuse me, I don't know if there's
Speaker 1: a tropical question. I like peanuts. Yeah, And what kind
Speaker 1: of peanuts do you have to have? Coasted with roasted, unroasted, salted, unsalted,
Speaker 1: sea salted. I don't you get these peanuts in your mouth?
Speaker 1: You're gonna love it. You can love it. Are you
Speaker 1: working on commission? I'm just no. The over At Lounge
Speaker 1: is paid for by Adam Levine. It's completely funded ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so it's just whatever you want. Hey, people think over
Speaker 1: at lounge, they're not gonna have a good time, but
Speaker 1: when you get in here, you're gonna have a good time.
Speaker 1: Good time. Do you also have an overabundance and mostly
Speaker 1: confusing tattoosh? Yeah? Yeah? Here, take my shirt off right now?
Speaker 1: Look at that one. Wo Yeah yeah that's a turtle.
Speaker 1: Do not know what any of those means? That's a tortoise, tortoise,
Speaker 1: that's a turtle. Yeah, it is a tortoise. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a dolphin, and then porcupine and ant eater. Sometimes people
Speaker 1: will get confused. I'm totally confused. Yeah, it's a jackal
Speaker 1: and the fox over here, and so you just wanted
Speaker 1: all the predators. I got some birds. I got some
Speaker 1: birds of Mikey bird in the blue chain. Hard to
Speaker 1: tell the difference. I got a butterfly and a mom
Speaker 1: This is this is crazy. And how long have you
Speaker 1: worked for Adam? Well? The over and Lounge has been
Speaker 1: sponsored since his museum opened, and it's been doing so
Speaker 1: well that he funded this. So I've been here the
Speaker 1: full three years. Yeah yeah, come in, come in, come in, hang,
Speaker 1: take take your shirt off. Relax, well, I don't want
Speaker 1: to take my shirt off because I don't have any
Speaker 1: tattoos that are cool. Yours do you have? I should
Speaker 1: take off my shirt? Ah? Look at that? Wow? Right four, five, six, seven, eight, eight.
Speaker 1: And on the eighth one is a picture of my mother.
Speaker 1: Oh beautiful, beautiful. Yeah, not a tattoo, it's not. It's
Speaker 1: still it's so colorful and vivid. And then if you
Speaker 1: look around the back, there's a picture of the neighbor
Speaker 1: who my mother killed. Oh, we keep the memory of
Speaker 1: which she's doing. Yeah, but she we know. We stay,
Speaker 1: we stay very close. That was very very sweet. She
Speaker 1: she has asked me to never get a tattoo, so
Speaker 1: I just have to pictures. Yeah, that's what the over
Speaker 1: lounge is about. You come here, you can share anything,
Speaker 1: no judgment. I'm sorry for interrupting my Uh, I don't
Speaker 1: know what to call her, my girl, my lady. She
Speaker 1: hasn't come back looking for me, has she? Because I've
Speaker 1: been here for like three hours now, Hey man, we
Speaker 1: don't know. And you said, hey, how come you're not
Speaker 1: drinking something? You're have a jack and coke. I'm pretty
Speaker 1: drunk already, Like I'm trying to trying to salvage your relationship.
Speaker 1: No shirts, Hey buddy you guys, Yeah yeah, take your
Speaker 1: shirt off and tell us why you're not sure how
Speaker 1: to how to refer to your gal? Have a sample?
Speaker 1: Third medal? You got all three? Don't touch it? Stop
Speaker 1: touching that ticklish there topic. Don't they talk? I thought, Oh,
Speaker 1: I mean I've never gotten it to talk. It looks
Speaker 1: like a pe Okay, Lisa, I know that we've already
Speaker 1: gone to Wesell Pretzels five times. I know, but I
Speaker 1: want another one? Okay? Should we like Squeeze and anti
Speaker 1: ems in or do we just keep going for Wetzels.
Speaker 1: I'm loyal, but fuck it. You know what? Yolo, You
Speaker 1: only live once. That's the motto. That's true. This is
Speaker 1: so much fun. This is like I don't even want
Speaker 1: to go back. Is that weird to say? I don't
Speaker 1: want to go back? You didn't want to go home?
Speaker 1: He neither wantn't live in this mall? Are you doing?
Speaker 1: I'm all security? T J. Johnson. Um, we just heard
Speaker 1: you saying you want to live in them all? That
Speaker 1: is illegal? Is illegal to want to live in them all? Yeah,
Speaker 1: somebody said that before and then they moved in. Well,
Speaker 1: no intent here. Just okay, just making just chopping it
Speaker 1: up with my girlfriend, all right, I mean now I
Speaker 1: kind of want to live here. Sorry about that. I
Speaker 1: heard you again say you wanted to live here. I
Speaker 1: can't live here. Just want to make sure we are
Speaker 1: clear and communicate, right, I just I just said I'd
Speaker 1: like to we're just talking. We're probably talking. Thanks. Okay,
Speaker 1: you wait till he goes to you come here, give
Speaker 1: me here. I don't think we should go. I don't
Speaker 1: like back into this little come back into this red flag.
Speaker 1: I should love co By the restaurom private hell, a blanket,
Speaker 1: take it. If you just lay down really quick and
Speaker 1: lay down on this pillow and blanket, then they have
Speaker 1: to give you sixty days notice to kick you out.
Speaker 1: I've been living here for a long time. Here quick,
Speaker 1: I don't if you got just be giving this to you,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be. I'm putting my knuck on the line here,
Speaker 1: and my scalp is highly susceptible to lice. I don't
Speaker 1: feel comfortable. I'm sorry. How about you? You know everything
Speaker 1: for you, but don't trust me. I've gotten lice eight
Speaker 1: times in my adulthood. It's fucking hell. And you can't
Speaker 1: get rid of it here. It's not that bad pillow. Alright,
Speaker 1: look who we got here? Oh, we finally got youre,
Speaker 1: finally got youre Joseph Levine, We got you. Come on,
Speaker 1: come on. I was just thank you to you two citizens.
Speaker 1: Because of you, we were able to capture this this
Speaker 1: this punk you're want to stop by see if you Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is a guy who's been this is him, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Joseph Levin Levine, Holy Christ, my brother, my brother. He's
Speaker 1: the one who donated a lot of money. He's the
Speaker 1: one with the money, and you're the one that's loitering
Speaker 1: constantly in malls. Come with us. I'm with these two
Speaker 1: and with these two. Lovely? Are you with him? Ladies?
Speaker 1: Did you want to press charges? Churches? If you press charges,
Speaker 1: you like freeze? Yes, yes, yes, you just have to
Speaker 1: file some charges. Oh, sidebar, sidebar, sidebar. Like I love pretzels, right,
Speaker 1: you know me too. We have had already five, I know,
Speaker 1: and I still have some more pretzel room in this
Speaker 1: little gut of mine. And like, I don't know, it's hard.
Speaker 1: It's like free pretzels or like ruin a guy's life,
Speaker 1: But his life is kind of ruined. Already. Um. I mean,
Speaker 1: he's offering his free pillows in the mall, so I
Speaker 1: feel like maybe it's okay to press these charges to
Speaker 1: these pretzels. I mean, what do you think, Lisa, I
Speaker 1: think this is an all time low. I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: as your friend, this is not me trying to be mean.
Speaker 1: This is me actually loving you and looking out for you.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's so much lights on you. Oh man, Tina, Hi, Sorry,
Speaker 1: smell of the more just gets me every damn time
Speaker 1: I came through that door. Okay, so uh, I'm he
Speaker 1: was told to do a quick inventory of the contents
Speaker 1: of the stomach, and I was told they were either
Speaker 1: five or six pretzels. Is that what you have? She
Speaker 1: had five pretzels when she was with me? Yep, uh
Speaker 1: huh when she was with you? Yeah? Okay, uh out
Speaker 1: here at the in the morgue. Yeah, he's gonna process
Speaker 1: these bodies. All right. Let's go check the contents and
Speaker 1: move these bodies along, all right. We got trying. I
Speaker 1: guess someone was visiting. I thought you were the person
Speaker 1: who works at the morgue. I'm sorry, I'm sorry I
Speaker 1: came to identify my friend's body. Sorry. Sorry, I work
Speaker 1: here to question so steak. I was had a lunch break.
Speaker 1: I was having to prett children. Ta hey, hey, hey, sorry,
Speaker 1: just a little site here to be right pick. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I saw that came in anyways, saw her thought that. Listen,
Speaker 1: we've never met. And I'm sorry. I mistakenly, because I'm
Speaker 1: very old school, thought Tina was a woman, not a guy.
Speaker 1: And that's on me. That's on me. So sorry. You
Speaker 1: were a friend of the deceased, miss Yeah, this is
Speaker 1: my friend. This is maybe you witnessed what I'm in
Speaker 1: search of. I was sent down here from the precinct
Speaker 1: to get the actual contents of her little gut it
Speaker 1: says here in the writing, and it's either five or
Speaker 1: six pretzels. Oh, for sure. We usually use much more
Speaker 1: pets pet or pet side manner with friends. But I
Speaker 1: could probably help you if you're missing a pretzel. I
Speaker 1: I've gotten comfortable enough having pretzels if there's extras in
Speaker 1: the belly. So that's my bad. Oh god, I'll go. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You must be upset because this is your
Speaker 1: friend we're talking about. But the pretzels did not go
Speaker 1: to waste, that is sure. For today. They did the
Speaker 1: pretzels did not make it down to the waist. They
Speaker 1: remained in the little gut. Well, let's thank all of
Speaker 1: our alchemists today and all of those of you who
Speaker 1: wrote in your scenes, starting with of course Jack Higgins
Speaker 1: as Ruthie Jackie. Yes, thank you so much for being here.
Speaker 1: And what could you tell the folks I want to
Speaker 1: find you on the socials or any upcoming things. Thank
Speaker 1: you for having me. I am Jackie Druthy at Jackie
Speaker 1: do Ruthy on the social No, No, it's okay. Sometimes
Speaker 1: that's what I'm the Socials. And guess what, guys, if
Speaker 1: you're a basketball fan like me and you're watching the playoffs,
Speaker 1: don't flip around during commercials because you don't see me.
Speaker 1: You've got a commercial runner in the playoffs. Look out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just started running last night during the play in.
Speaker 1: That's exciting as hell. Yeah, I'm excited. Um, Sarah, product
Speaker 1: you want to I mean no, yeah, they paid you.
Speaker 1: You you did you work for the conduct. Just watch
Speaker 1: every commercial commercial because the products are not going to
Speaker 1: pop up at the beginning. It's gonna pop up at
Speaker 1: the end and by the time you see the product,
Speaker 1: I'm going but you see paulp Heres. Oh, we'll be there. Wow,
Speaker 1: very impression. Second, I'll be yelling at the TV first
Speaker 1: the second right on. We'll congrats on that. Thank you
Speaker 1: and to all those involved in the playoffs. Col Stratton,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for being an alchemist and not
Speaker 1: just a guesthouse. I know it's nice being on the
Speaker 1: other side, a little less, a little less responsibility. I
Speaker 1: love it. I hope you enjoyed your freedom, your horrible,
Speaker 1: horrible freedom. I did at Col Stratton on Twitter, at
Speaker 1: Stratton Call on Instagram. If you're watching the playoffs, you
Speaker 1: won't see my commercial. It was tied to the Lakers.
Speaker 1: So yeah, burn it's rough, rough, rough, Westside Comedy Theater,
Speaker 1: lots of stuff, pretty pretty parny, first Thursday of the month.
Speaker 1: Attend though this month it's the second one. But this
Speaker 1: will have already happened by the time this sers. But
Speaker 1: Wayne Veterman is on it. Yeah, how did you get
Speaker 1: Wayne Federman? Did you also attend the opening of a refrigerator? Nice?
Speaker 1: He's doing it, I think though. From our March third show,
Speaker 1: yes I'm not March May third show, Julie Brown is
Speaker 1: potentially going to be our guest Now will that be
Speaker 1: the downtown Julie Brown just straight up any part of town.
Speaker 1: Julie Brown, uh from Shakes the Clown, Just say Julie.
Speaker 1: And and a movie that I did with her called
Speaker 1: The Opposite? Is that tell her? I said, hello, please?
Speaker 1: We the Opposite? What all right? The Opposite of Sex
Speaker 1: and How to Live With Them? Maybe wonderful? That is
Speaker 1: the full title. Yeah, thank you. The Opposite Sex and
Speaker 1: how to Live with That was Courtney Coxney Cox and
Speaker 1: Ari grow. Yes. Nice, so come check that out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that would be May fourth. You said May third. I
Speaker 1: think that first Thursday of whatever, that first Thursday in
Speaker 1: May ten o'clock. What's that comedy theater? Nice? Nice? Nice?
Speaker 1: A tool sing, thank you for having me. This is
Speaker 1: always so much fun. People can follow me at a
Speaker 1: tool time or a tool sing dot com um put
Speaker 1: up my shows there pretty pretty pony we I'm in
Speaker 1: grifter sketch comedy and if you're a bosch man, if
Speaker 1: you like Bosh, the new show Bosch Legacies coming out there.
Speaker 1: And I might have a little bit part in the
Speaker 1: look Out. I'm going to be so but yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what's going on. Look for a tool in his itty
Speaker 1: Biddy James Heeney, Well, I might. I just have to
Speaker 1: say I checked the calendar. It's actually May five is
Speaker 1: the day that Pretty Pretty Pony does that show there
Speaker 1: and I and I had it up because I wanted
Speaker 1: to make sure I was absolutely certain that if people
Speaker 1: wanted to see Alchemy This Life, if they could come
Speaker 1: on May one to the West Side Comedy Theater and
Speaker 1: We're scheduled for an eight pm show, and I'd love
Speaker 1: everybody to come out and see it. Yes, please, if
Speaker 1: you can make it, some of us will be there. Yes,
Speaker 1: I don't know which one of us, but we'll We'll
Speaker 1: promote it on the socials. Let's thank our producer and
Speaker 1: engineer the stars, Mr Doug Baine, find folks and I
Speaker 1: hurt media. I'm your host, Kevin Pollock, thanking each and
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