WEBVTT - Kindergarten class develops nuclear bomb / pepper nipples. 0:00:02.320 --> 0:00:05.280 Well, come back to another episode of Alchemy. This son 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:08.400 your host Kevin po Yes, that Kevin Pomp was that 0:00:09.000 --> 0:00:11.280 well as I see it. If you did, we had 0:00:11.320 --> 0:00:13.920 to do. I mean, the man did have your wife's 0:00:14.000 --> 0:00:17.360 name in his mouth. But I digress. Let's meet, shall we, 0:00:17.480 --> 0:00:20.079 and no particular order. Let's quickly check in with James 0:00:20.120 --> 0:00:25.239 Heeny for his two late night Snacks review. Johnny Jim, 0:00:25.560 --> 0:00:29.760 I like to have caramel along with peanut, butter and chocolate. 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:34.360 I like to have textures, sweetnesses, salts, uh, pretzels and 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:38.320 ice cream. Yeah. I love late night treats. It's what 0:00:38.520 --> 0:00:41.040 keeps me. Um, it gets me to bed fast. I 0:00:41.080 --> 0:00:42.920 think if I eat a lot of sugar, I crashed 0:00:42.920 --> 0:00:45.800 in just the right way. I knew to come to 0:00:45.920 --> 0:00:52.760 you with this made up category. What the hell does Jackie? Hey, 0:00:53.040 --> 0:00:56.000 Jackie Jim, what would you consider an ideal setting for 0:00:56.040 --> 0:01:01.200 a picnic with Dr Faucci? Oh, with Vouch, I then 0:01:01.280 --> 0:01:05.360 I definitely wanted to be unless I wanted to be 0:01:05.600 --> 0:01:11.720 a more a private a more private area of a park. Um, 0:01:12.400 --> 0:01:15.479 we want to be able to be physically distanced from 0:01:15.480 --> 0:01:19.920 a lot of people. Um. Honestly, me and Fouch, I'll 0:01:19.920 --> 0:01:23.520 take him to Let's take him on top of a mountain. 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:29.160 Let's get horse, Let's let's take horses to get there. Um, 0:01:29.280 --> 0:01:33.120 let's make it Wyoming and let's be in Grand Tea, 0:01:33.120 --> 0:01:36.200 Tom Park, I think he'd love that. No, Mark calls 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:39.240 pencils down. We have a winner. Hey, heads up, people 0:01:39.280 --> 0:01:42.480 until saying as president doctor sing if your dad guess correctly, 0:01:43.080 --> 0:01:48.040 why did you decide to not become a doctor? Um? 0:01:48.120 --> 0:01:50.400 We we have already a couple in the family. So 0:01:50.440 --> 0:01:53.280 I was like, sure, you know, it's just so repetitive 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:57.360 and uh, you're a true original. Yeah. And I was like, 0:01:57.440 --> 0:02:01.360 you know, do I want everyone in the Emily's approval? No, No, 0:02:01.400 --> 0:02:04.800 I don't. And so I feared left. And it's been 0:02:05.360 --> 0:02:11.200 it's been fun all along. Yeah, that's the spirit. Uh. 0:02:11.240 --> 0:02:13.320 And last, but no more room in the overhead if 0:02:13.360 --> 0:02:18.200 you think at least it's cold Stratton mellow. Weird to 0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:21.840 have us both on the same time. Yes, I wanted 0:02:21.880 --> 0:02:26.480 to prove to the universe it could happen. Uh. Competitive 0:02:26.520 --> 0:02:31.400 Broadway enthusiasts please answer the following question in the appropriate language. 0:02:31.960 --> 0:02:36.840 Is one in fact in the library? Is one in 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:44.760 fact in the library? Is one in the library. Okay, 0:02:44.800 --> 0:02:46.480 I don't know how to answer this, but I'm gonna 0:02:46.480 --> 0:02:49.600 say yes, Oh so in the appropriate language. You did 0:02:49.600 --> 0:02:54.200 not study Spanish in school? No, did not took French. 0:02:54.560 --> 0:02:58.800 And how's that going? Really good? Really super handy? Okay, 0:02:59.440 --> 0:03:03.200 then let rephrase the question. Is Pierre in fact in 0:03:03.280 --> 0:03:12.160 the library? We can't I remember what it is in 0:03:12.200 --> 0:03:18.960 those things? Correct? See? Is it not true that you 0:03:19.000 --> 0:03:22.040 can just say it with a French accent and that's 0:03:22.480 --> 0:03:29.760 library A live boy reading a book. Yeah, do that, James, 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:34.800 next time you're in France. They love it. They have 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:37.640 no problem with Americans doing that. Let's do a damn show. 0:03:37.640 --> 0:03:40.560 All of our scene suggestions are gathered from your listener 0:03:40.640 --> 0:03:48.640 emails or from your patron v I P messages. Um 0:03:48.720 --> 0:03:52.200 yeah so v IP uh patron and alchemy x they 0:03:52.200 --> 0:03:54.880 get priority in the scene suggestion. If you listen to 0:03:54.920 --> 0:03:58.200 the show, you probably noticed that the fan mail emails 0:03:58.520 --> 0:04:02.120 still get their suggest listed. 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Seen one, 0:04:44.279 --> 0:04:46.720 in fact come from Patron v I P. Chris, who wrote, 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:52.760 Hello Alchemist, quick scene suggestion. Kinder garden class has a 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:58.880 science project where the winner develops a nuclear bomb. If 0:04:58.920 --> 0:05:05.040 that's too worthy, and how about this one pepper nipples? Well, 0:05:05.360 --> 0:05:08.719 I'll leave it up to you alchemists. Thanks for the laughs. 0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:16.960 Chris from Richmond. Congratulations Jeremy, you've won your first place 0:05:17.279 --> 0:05:21.640 in the King's Hill Elementary Science There. You know what 0:05:21.760 --> 0:05:26.520 that means. My nipples are getting super peppery. So you're 0:05:26.560 --> 0:05:32.000 excited because you get to develop a new clear bomb. 0:05:34.640 --> 0:05:39.159 Wait what Yes, we loved your project about which diaper 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:42.680 holds the most liquid and we wanted to give you, 0:05:42.880 --> 0:05:46.640 as the first place winner, a very special treat and 0:05:46.760 --> 0:05:53.359 that is the development of a nuclear bomb new apprentices 0:05:53.400 --> 0:05:57.400 where they're going to be bringing back. They're whisking you away, Jeremy, 0:05:57.760 --> 0:06:01.520 whisking me away. You just gonna get like a ribbon 0:06:01.600 --> 0:06:05.480 and maybe like a gift card to Olive Garden or something. 0:06:07.880 --> 0:06:10.120 I need you to put on z here. This is 0:06:10.160 --> 0:06:12.440 going to be your lap cold when you work with us. 0:06:12.800 --> 0:06:14.719 Uh and and there's going to be a van to 0:06:14.760 --> 0:06:18.039 put both of us up. Now a van. Wait, at 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:21.000 least tell my parents I'm going some place. Usually the 0:06:21.000 --> 0:06:22.800 parents come to the science Fair and the fact that 0:06:22.839 --> 0:06:26.279 they're not here, yikes. So don't worry. I've signed the 0:06:26.320 --> 0:06:28.520 forms for them. I know the signature right now, So 0:06:28.600 --> 0:06:32.320 you're going to go. Don't worry. We could let you 0:06:32.360 --> 0:06:35.640 say goodbye to the van is here, but maybe say 0:06:35.680 --> 0:06:43.400 goodbye to friends. Jeremy, Jeremy here, Yeah, yeah, Okay, signed 0:06:43.400 --> 0:06:47.719 this man, let's go. Okay, Well, Jeremy, I'm sorry we 0:06:47.760 --> 0:06:50.039 didn't have time, but there's gonna be lots of new 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:56.120 friends making nuclear bomb. Okay, Okay, congratulation. Oh such a 0:06:56.200 --> 0:07:02.919 nice teacher. Thanks Miss Cunningham. Um. All right, by Mr President, 0:07:03.560 --> 0:07:07.040 I just have an update for you regarding the new 0:07:07.160 --> 0:07:13.160 designs of a nuclear arsenal, it seems are plans to 0:07:13.320 --> 0:07:20.360 use elementary schools is coming along shockingly. Well, great, this 0:07:20.400 --> 0:07:26.360 is great, fantastic, it is terrific news. I do have 0:07:27.320 --> 0:07:31.840 a sidebar if I may. Hey, that's why you're chief 0:07:31.840 --> 0:07:36.360 of staff, because you can. You can have me for sidebars. Yeah, yeah, 0:07:36.440 --> 0:07:39.120 and thank you again for that. Really has been a 0:07:39.120 --> 0:07:41.960 pleasure to serve. It's just that the arsenal itself is 0:07:42.040 --> 0:07:47.200 really tiny, um, which some folks in the military are 0:07:47.200 --> 0:07:52.040 whining about because they have to step up their accuracy. 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:57.080 And so I would like your blessing because I don't 0:07:57.080 --> 0:07:59.720 need your permission. We've discussed that before. I'd like your 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:05.720 sing in giving him talking to in terms of their 0:08:05.760 --> 0:08:11.360 attitude the military, of the scientists, the entire military, the military. 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:16.120 You wanna only things super excited about the young signs. Yeah. 0:08:16.600 --> 0:08:18.520 I think it's a way with the future speaks well, 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:21.880 the future long after you and I are Carl. Let 0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:26.120 those military guys know what's up, all right, Thank you, sir. 0:08:26.560 --> 0:08:29.920 And uh put fifty bucks on the Warriors for me tonight, 0:08:29.960 --> 0:08:33.440 you know, oh, uh for the series or just for 0:08:33.480 --> 0:08:38.200 the single game single game over Yeah, Oh, the barriers 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:43.600 and the over parlay. Yeah, teaser, yeah, teaser? You know, okay, cool? Thanks, yes, 0:08:43.640 --> 0:08:47.160 of course, and and the usual amount sir, one trillion, 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:49.440 one trillion. We're gonna get out of this debt if 0:08:49.480 --> 0:08:53.040 I hit this right. Yeah, I mean it's got to 0:08:53.080 --> 0:08:58.680 work eventually, right, So, General, what do you mean that 0:08:58.760 --> 0:09:01.640 we're all on time out in this regiment? I don't 0:09:01.679 --> 0:09:05.480 understand time out? What is that? No matter what it 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:11.440 means is corporal. We're gonna stand down for a minute 0:09:11.920 --> 0:09:17.520 and re re uh Now, how should I put this 0:09:18.000 --> 0:09:27.079 so I don't get hashtag canceled redesign our output of 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:35.079 arsenal in in using the original h ship man. We're 0:09:35.080 --> 0:09:38.680 gonna bomb more accurately as I've been told, so until 0:09:38.760 --> 0:09:40.920 we can figure out how the fund to do that, 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:44.640 we're gonna take ourselves at time out? And do I 0:09:44.720 --> 0:09:47.400 need to keep myself in the corner? Do I need 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:51.840 to keep staring into the corner? Yeah? What what makes 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:54.080 you think that question is going to change your situation? 0:09:54.720 --> 0:09:59.800 I don't know, Genera all Um, I'm not entirely sure 0:10:00.000 --> 0:10:02.600 it does. Accuracy matters so much if we can make 0:10:02.640 --> 0:10:06.920 it so that it expands to a great deal of area. 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:08.760 You know what I mean, Like, does it need to 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:11.800 if I need to hit a football, but I hit 0:10:11.840 --> 0:10:15.440 a football stadium, is not like, well, I don't get it, stupid. 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:20.160 Can you hear the sound of my voice? Yeah? Yeah, 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:28.360 Accuracy is what separates us from the animals. Okay, yeah, right, Well, 0:10:28.480 --> 0:10:30.320 how are we going to do that with the nuclear bob? 0:10:33.360 --> 0:10:38.559 I'm not there. I'm with private stupid here. I feel 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:40.959 like if we if the blast radius is big enough, 0:10:41.000 --> 0:10:44.120 it's kind of all encompassing. And and I mean, as 0:10:44.120 --> 0:10:46.520 long as we're on the right football stadium, I feel 0:10:46.559 --> 0:10:48.960 like that's well, that seems to be the issue is 0:10:49.000 --> 0:10:51.679 finding the damn football stadium. Yes, of course, if you 0:10:51.720 --> 0:10:54.760 could drop a bomb inside the whole of a stadium, 0:10:55.120 --> 0:11:02.280 let's say, arbitrarily the Dallas Cowboys, then uh, alright, got 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:05.800 the Dallas Cowboys lined up? What was that? Yeah, they 0:11:05.840 --> 0:11:12.559 have that open roof. It's open, so Operation Cowboys, it 0:11:12.640 --> 0:11:19.920 go Operation Cowboys Cowboys. Yeah, No, that's not what I carl. 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:25.199 Uh just got the briefing here. The Dallas Cowboys stadium 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:29.920 is no longer standing? Is that? Well, sir, this goes 0:11:29.960 --> 0:11:33.080 back to the owner of the team saying that they 0:11:33.080 --> 0:11:36.840 were America's football team, and that just didn't sit well 0:11:36.880 --> 0:11:39.480 with the rest of the country. You know, it's sports 0:11:39.480 --> 0:11:44.400 tend to be a regional, very reasonal very reason professional 0:11:44.720 --> 0:11:50.920 in particular. Well, I'm from Iowa, so there who would 0:11:50.960 --> 0:11:55.439 be your team? We cheer for the colleges Iowa State, 0:11:56.559 --> 0:12:00.480 University of Iowa. Drake not the Way Up Earth, the 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:05.560 why not the rapper? Sir? You know, um, I like 0:12:05.720 --> 0:12:10.559 him him two of his songs, sir, Well, there's a 0:12:10.760 --> 0:12:12.800 start at the bottom. That's that's what I really. That 0:12:12.840 --> 0:12:16.840 was my campaign song. It was We're still We're still 0:12:16.880 --> 0:12:21.920 asking his permission and then also I'll throw back a 0:12:22.000 --> 0:12:24.760 little bit further at a hotline bling That was always fun, 0:12:24.760 --> 0:12:28.800 a great video, almost sure campaign song as well as 0:12:28.960 --> 0:12:31.800 Yeah yeah, we tried that one and uh, the numbers 0:12:31.840 --> 0:12:35.560 didn't farewell until we changed it. No, they did not. 0:12:36.559 --> 0:12:38.200 So you'll see. What we want to do is we 0:12:38.200 --> 0:12:40.680 want to make this big nuclear bomb. You know those 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:43.840 snap pops that you throw at the ground and they pop. Yeah, 0:12:43.880 --> 0:12:46.000 those are fun. You put them out like you throw 0:12:46.040 --> 0:12:49.960 them at their feet and they freak out. Yeah, we 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:52.559 want to make it so just one act and blows up. 0:12:52.559 --> 0:12:54.720 So it's a very small atom bomb, but you could 0:12:54.720 --> 0:12:58.240 throw it at the ground a little tiny ones. So 0:12:58.400 --> 0:13:02.520 you want me to develop a tiny atom bomb? Yeah, 0:13:02.640 --> 0:13:06.440 just very so. So it only has little tiny nuclear explosions, 0:13:06.960 --> 0:13:10.640 just one tiny atom. Do you know that my experience 0:13:10.840 --> 0:13:14.720 is limited to diaper water retention? Right? That's what I 0:13:14.880 --> 0:13:18.920 got my science first. Of course, of course that's five 0:13:19.240 --> 0:13:21.520 wanted to bring you because we make big ones. Look 0:13:21.520 --> 0:13:24.040 at how big this is. If you if it exploded it, 0:13:24.480 --> 0:13:27.440 it could very well crack an asteroid in half. But 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:29.720 we just want the tiny one. So maybe just a little. 0:13:29.800 --> 0:13:32.920 We want you to make a little tiny nuclear I mean, 0:13:33.240 --> 0:13:36.040 I'll try. I don't I don't know that much about 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:39.760 fission and reactions and things. Um, the way you're talking, 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:42.280 you already know more than I do. This is great, 0:13:42.840 --> 0:13:48.360 This is great. Let me introduce you to your team. Okay, alright, 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:51.320 so this year, uh, none of them are going to 0:13:51.360 --> 0:13:54.600 be quite as experienced as you, but they are also 0:13:54.640 --> 0:14:03.320 winners of their schools competitions. This is Terry. Terry. Terry 0:14:03.360 --> 0:14:08.000 made a volcano at her school. It was different because 0:14:08.040 --> 0:14:11.680 I didn't use baking soda and vinegar. I actually used 0:14:11.760 --> 0:14:15.080 coca cola. And a mento, and that's why this is 0:14:15.080 --> 0:14:17.800 a kind of explosive we want to deal with here. Okay, 0:14:17.960 --> 0:14:23.160 that makes sense. Well not you, I mean I think 0:14:23.200 --> 0:14:25.520 this you would know how you fit into the planet 0:14:25.560 --> 0:14:30.800 the nuclear prop right, doctor, doctor Dr Frankenburger, Can I 0:14:30.840 --> 0:14:36.080 ask that question, please, Frankenburger, go ahead, yeah, Frankenberger. My 0:14:36.240 --> 0:14:39.760 dad says that you're not actually German, but you put 0:14:39.800 --> 0:14:43.840 on you talk like an accent because you don't know 0:14:43.880 --> 0:14:47.040 any of the words. Well, your dad, he's never pent 0:14:47.080 --> 0:14:51.200 to Germany. I can tell you're like a piece of 0:14:51.440 --> 0:14:57.080 wonder bread. You never leave United States. My my dad 0:14:57.120 --> 0:15:00.400 has been to Germany, he said, And um, it's possible 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:03.040 my mom packed him a lunch. I don't know that 0:15:03.040 --> 0:15:06.120 that's true. I can't. I can't say one way or 0:15:06.120 --> 0:15:09.840 another for your daddy. All right, but I here, let 0:15:09.880 --> 0:15:13.320 me show you some pictures. Let's count to ten in 0:15:13.440 --> 0:15:24.640 German together. Okay, you go first. Ms Cunningham. I've come 0:15:24.720 --> 0:15:32.240 to pick up my son and he's Jeremy right, he's 0:15:32.280 --> 0:15:34.320 nowhere to be found. I've talked to some of his 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:40.400 classmates and they don't seem to be the brightest um, 0:15:40.440 --> 0:15:43.080 not as bright as Jeremy, and he actually won first 0:15:43.080 --> 0:15:46.600 place in in the science fair, so it's very very exciting. 0:15:46.720 --> 0:15:51.760 Stuffed and so some operatives who work for the government 0:15:51.840 --> 0:15:55.280 took him away to develop a nuclear bomb that is 0:15:55.480 --> 0:16:00.479 kind of the size of one of those snap pops. Um. 0:16:01.080 --> 0:16:05.480 There's so many questions. Congratulations, I guess I should be 0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:08.560 proud of him for being accepted into national How do 0:16:08.640 --> 0:16:12.200 you have so much clearance to talk about the program? 0:16:12.200 --> 0:16:16.600 Oh my god, who do you know? What are you 0:16:16.600 --> 0:16:20.440 gonna tell? You're gonna say? Don't say anything. Okay, that's 0:16:20.480 --> 0:16:22.040 just me and you. That was a little mistake. It 0:16:22.120 --> 0:16:24.920 was a little slip up. Take me to see my son, 0:16:25.120 --> 0:16:28.400 or I tell the world what's happening at this elementary school. Okay, 0:16:28.400 --> 0:16:30.720 So I know details of like actually what he's doing, 0:16:30.800 --> 0:16:32.840 but I don't know the details of where he is. 0:16:33.480 --> 0:16:35.760 You know. It's like finding a football in a football stadium. 0:16:36.400 --> 0:16:39.640 There could be anywhere. Too soon after the Cowboys thing, 0:16:39.680 --> 0:16:42.840 I know, I'm sorry, yeah, sorry, that has seen one 0:16:43.440 --> 0:16:49.960 that is too soon. I seen two comes froms from 0:16:50.000 --> 0:16:56.080 listener Danny T. That's rights involved in patron a listener 0:16:56.240 --> 0:16:58.600 Danny T who wrote, Hello, welcome, I start driving to 0:16:58.640 --> 0:17:00.600 get my wife from the airport and her Kevin's call 0:17:00.680 --> 0:17:03.240 to action. Even though I've sent plenty ideas which I 0:17:03.320 --> 0:17:07.000 thought were comedy gold, I guess they sucked. I kid. Anyways, 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:15.840 seems suggestion wild time at airport arrivals from Danny in Saskatchewan. Sir, 0:17:16.000 --> 0:17:19.000 she's she's about to walk out, officer. So I mean 0:17:20.119 --> 0:17:22.840 you're saying your wife is about to walk out the 0:17:23.040 --> 0:17:26.479 luggage from baggage claim. Yeah, I have it all. Yeah. 0:17:26.520 --> 0:17:31.400 And what's her name? Tricia? So as every woman comes 0:17:31.440 --> 0:17:35.000 out of baggage claim, if I just yelled Tricia, eventually 0:17:35.000 --> 0:17:38.080 one of them will turn and it'll be your wife. Yeah. Yeah, 0:17:38.080 --> 0:17:40.960 she texted and she said, I'm I'm coming out. Oh, 0:17:41.000 --> 0:17:43.080 fair enough, show me the text I'd love to see. 0:17:43.440 --> 0:17:48.119 Here you go, scroll scroll. This is my friend Trevor's text. Uh, 0:17:48.200 --> 0:17:52.080 this is not it. There Cindy. Who's Cindy Wait, colleague. 0:17:52.240 --> 0:17:55.879 We're scientists down at the Adam Center, so it was 0:17:55.920 --> 0:17:59.600 an interesting photo since Cindy sent you from work. Yeah, yeah, 0:17:59.600 --> 0:18:02.240 we're trying on some new wardrobe bombs. I can't I 0:18:02.240 --> 0:18:05.439 shouldn't even be discussing this with you in public. But 0:18:05.560 --> 0:18:08.160 total work do you do, sir? Scientists and we're scientists 0:18:08.160 --> 0:18:10.280 at the Adam Center. It's really all I can get into. 0:18:10.600 --> 0:18:18.120 The Atom Center. Oh yeah, named after Adam Divine. Yes, yes, yeah. 0:18:18.160 --> 0:18:20.000 A lot of people say a T O M, but 0:18:20.040 --> 0:18:23.359 it's not it's a D. Yeah. A lot of people 0:18:23.400 --> 0:18:27.000 think Adam Levine and it's not Adam Divine, which is 0:18:27.119 --> 0:18:30.000 pronounced differently. Well, we don't need to get into it, 0:18:30.080 --> 0:18:33.880 so don't don't we? Sure? Um, but I can't really 0:18:33.880 --> 0:18:36.600 tell you anymore. Um, we're just down here in the highway. 0:18:36.840 --> 0:18:38.640 When you know where belt line is, that's where our 0:18:38.680 --> 0:18:41.800 secret facilities are. Really shouldn't be saying any of this. 0:18:42.320 --> 0:18:44.840 And your wife checked you what now seems like nine 0:18:44.840 --> 0:18:48.840 minutes ago. She's a slow walker, I guess officer, that 0:18:49.040 --> 0:18:51.520 is correct. How is she on writing or typing? And 0:18:51.840 --> 0:18:54.320 she have good speed there. She's what I would call 0:18:54.359 --> 0:18:58.840 a hunter pecker. Yeah, single finger, want both sides? Um, 0:18:59.040 --> 0:19:07.240 fast writer, that's what's funny, cursive, she's got it. Oh beautiful, beautiful. Look, 0:19:07.400 --> 0:19:09.800 my husband is at baggage claim. I've got to get 0:19:09.840 --> 0:19:13.760 down there. But Drake, you are amazing. I'm a huge fan. 0:19:14.119 --> 0:19:19.800 What's your favorite song? Well, I have to started at 0:19:19.800 --> 0:19:22.320 the bottom of Hotlight and playing are just they're tied. 0:19:22.440 --> 0:19:25.480 They're so that's everybody's you know what I mean. Like, 0:19:26.640 --> 0:19:28.679 I think there's maybe some other ones that you also like, 0:19:28.720 --> 0:19:31.760 super enjoy. Um. I like your early stuff like you 0:19:31.960 --> 0:19:35.720 would freestyle rap Undergrassi. There's an early one that like, 0:19:35.920 --> 0:19:39.160 I can't believe no one has really sent to me recently. 0:19:39.200 --> 0:19:42.760 It's like it's I think it's my best song. Oh. Um. 0:19:43.359 --> 0:19:46.480 I like the Sprite and You theme from Toronto Raptors. 0:19:46.520 --> 0:19:50.919 I love that song. It's so good. Yeah, all right, anyways, 0:19:51.000 --> 0:19:53.080 Like it's so nice talking to you, but I really, 0:19:53.520 --> 0:19:55.479 well I need to know just like right, but if 0:19:55.480 --> 0:19:58.919 you could sign this petition, that would be great. Um, 0:19:58.960 --> 0:20:04.360 So just like guess the you know, it'll take five seconds. 0:20:04.760 --> 0:20:07.000 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's Drake trying to get you 0:20:07.000 --> 0:20:10.359 to sign a petition. He is, I'm sorry, Drake. I've 0:20:10.400 --> 0:20:12.480 told you you cannot have petition work here in the 0:20:12.480 --> 0:20:15.640 Earth terminals. All right. If you're gonna do, I'm gonna 0:20:15.640 --> 0:20:22.960 have to confiscate these man. Do you know who I am? Uh? 0:20:23.200 --> 0:20:27.240 He said, yeah, you're Drake. I can't believe there's a 0:20:27.280 --> 0:20:29.399 problem do you really know who I am? Like? Do 0:20:29.440 --> 0:20:33.120 you know my songs? I don't think you would petitioning 0:20:33.240 --> 0:20:37.040 allowed in the airport? Could I named two? I mean, 0:20:37.080 --> 0:20:40.800 I don't care. There's a song. It was the bottom, 0:20:41.200 --> 0:20:46.000 the bottom, song from the bottom. Take it from the bottom. 0:20:46.760 --> 0:20:48.879 I'm not I don't want to sound like an asshole, 0:20:48.880 --> 0:20:50.359 but I'm not a fan. I didn't say I was 0:20:50.400 --> 0:20:54.239 a fan. I just I'm just doing my job, and 0:20:54.280 --> 0:20:57.919 I'm just doing mine. You know, green Peace needs a 0:20:57.920 --> 0:21:01.200 lot of help. The world is we're sinking. The world 0:21:01.280 --> 0:21:06.240 is thinking, and also the world thinking the World's not sinking. 0:21:06.359 --> 0:21:09.040 That's not how it works. The water is brazing. Imagine 0:21:09.040 --> 0:21:13.440 Pangaea before and then it all drifted away, and then 0:21:13.480 --> 0:21:18.639 now Pangaea is going downtown and downtown is on stage. 0:21:19.080 --> 0:21:22.120 So much sense your track. Pangaea is going downtown now, 0:21:22.160 --> 0:21:25.920 like I understand it. I get it now, listen, I'm 0:21:25.920 --> 0:21:27.760 gonna have to get back up the whole last second. 0:21:29.280 --> 0:21:33.600 If there's any other officers in the direk Hi, sorry 0:21:33.640 --> 0:21:36.760 interrupt Uh just up from here in the booth, Are 0:21:36.840 --> 0:21:43.320 you in fact saying in this wrap Pangaea is going downtown? Yeah, 0:21:43.359 --> 0:21:49.520 Pangaea is going downtown and downtown is unsafe. Um right, Yeah, 0:21:49.640 --> 0:21:54.160 I got the unsafe part. I just Pangaea. You're saying Pangaea. 0:21:54.320 --> 0:21:58.960 Don't you remember Pangaea? No you heard of it? Fill 0:21:59.000 --> 0:22:03.960 in some No, don't I don't need to producer. Well 0:22:04.520 --> 0:22:08.760 that's where you're right. But in this case, I pride 0:22:08.800 --> 0:22:13.840 myself on having a vast awareness of everything, and Pangea 0:22:13.920 --> 0:22:16.040 is just driving right past me. So can you break it? 0:22:16.119 --> 0:22:20.639 Break it down a little? When the Earth was first 0:22:20.720 --> 0:22:25.000 formed and all of the continents were one super continent, 0:22:25.040 --> 0:22:28.400 and that was called Pangaea, and then with the movement 0:22:28.480 --> 0:22:34.879 of tectonic plates, the Earth's crossed divided into what we 0:22:34.960 --> 0:22:39.200 now know as the continents, and I think they drifted apart. 0:22:39.440 --> 0:22:42.760 I think you're talking about the lost city of Atlantis. 0:22:42.960 --> 0:22:44.560 So do you want to try that again from the 0:22:44.600 --> 0:22:54.040 top and just use the proper word? Then the police 0:22:54.080 --> 0:22:56.280 is I already I already. I already did diverse about 0:22:56.320 --> 0:22:59.719 Atlantis and one of the honest songs in her last album. 0:23:00.240 --> 0:23:08.680 So can I just keep it? Pangaea's drake, Hey, thanks 0:23:08.720 --> 0:23:12.680 for coming in as presidents. I am responsible for the 0:23:12.760 --> 0:23:16.640 Adam Council. Uh not, it's a t o, I'm not 0:23:16.840 --> 0:23:21.359 Adam like a D A M. Because the Adam Divine 0:23:21.400 --> 0:23:27.160 Center has contacted me. They wanted they just wanted donations, 0:23:27.720 --> 0:23:29.720 and I thought it was actor Adam Divine. I didn't 0:23:29.720 --> 0:23:34.000 realize it was Adam the biblical figure and Divine the singer. 0:23:34.119 --> 0:23:37.440 I didn't realize that that was kind of fun for me. Okay, 0:23:37.520 --> 0:23:39.919 that seems Oh, Adam Divine is bright, but he's not 0:23:39.960 --> 0:23:44.160 a scientist. Well you know I love word play. You do. 0:23:45.600 --> 0:23:50.560 We share word share wordles every day. Yeah, but I 0:23:50.640 --> 0:23:55.240 called you in because no one's coming into the Adam 0:23:55.320 --> 0:24:02.240 Levine Center. This is empty. Why do we build this place? Johnny, 0:24:02.280 --> 0:24:05.879 We've talked about this a few times and the hope 0:24:06.000 --> 0:24:08.840 is eventually he will come in because he can't believe 0:24:08.920 --> 0:24:12.200 we built this place in his honor. So truly less 0:24:12.200 --> 0:24:14.720 about the public and more about bringing in the actual guy. 0:24:14.920 --> 0:24:17.240 But he's not responding to any of our social posts. 0:24:17.280 --> 0:24:22.720 I've done hashtag you know, Maroon five Center, hashtag, Levine King, 0:24:23.600 --> 0:24:27.159 hashtag stop on by. Uh, there's been hundreds of them. 0:24:27.200 --> 0:24:30.560 It's just nothing. It's not nothing's trending, sir. Nothing about 0:24:30.600 --> 0:24:35.399 hashtag from the bottom, No hashtag from the bottom didn't work. Um, 0:24:35.440 --> 0:24:37.800 I spelled bottom with two teas and one tea and 0:24:37.800 --> 0:24:40.000 then two d's just in case, because I wasn't sure. 0:24:41.440 --> 0:24:43.600 I just we had to tear this place down. I 0:24:43.640 --> 0:24:46.280 mean no, no, no, no, no no. We raised too 0:24:46.359 --> 0:24:48.640 much money to build it, so tearing it down would 0:24:48.680 --> 0:24:52.320 be uh bring on too much scrutiny and potential lawsuits. 0:24:52.359 --> 0:24:56.560 So listen, Uh, do you not like working here? Because 0:24:56.840 --> 0:25:01.919 I can probably bring somebody else. I love working here. 0:25:01.960 --> 0:25:03.639 I love working here. I just I just, you know, 0:25:03.680 --> 0:25:06.920 I just feel under dan your frustration. Yeah, I mean, 0:25:07.080 --> 0:25:11.480 if I could get somebody else to stop by also 0:25:11.640 --> 0:25:15.919 famous having nothing to do unfortunately with Adam or the 0:25:15.960 --> 0:25:25.119 Maroon five group, but someone also named at him. Okay, okay, 0:25:25.160 --> 0:25:27.600 thinking I'll get the trending going. You just let me know. 0:25:27.680 --> 0:25:32.920 I'll start hashtaging. Do you know the funny actor Adam 0:25:33.080 --> 0:25:38.080 Divine Adam Divine of of the Pitch Perfect Movies and 0:25:38.160 --> 0:25:43.040 Adam Devines fun House on Comedy Central him. Yeah, it 0:25:43.119 --> 0:25:45.480 sounds like you're a fan. I'm I'm a big fan 0:25:45.560 --> 0:25:50.280 of Righteous Gemstones. Uh. He's great. I mean, he's to 0:25:50.440 --> 0:25:53.560 meet him, really, I would love to meet him. I 0:25:53.560 --> 0:25:59.080 mean it would be like a dream come true. It's 0:25:59.160 --> 0:26:06.639 Adam Adam. Oh, it's just a party line. No, no, 0:26:07.160 --> 0:26:11.560 it's I love you too. Hey, Uh is Adam there? 0:26:11.760 --> 0:26:14.240 Can you just tell him the Cliff is calling? That 0:26:14.280 --> 0:26:18.520 would be great. I still love the double receptionist thing. 0:26:18.560 --> 0:26:21.720 It's mind blowing. Yeah, Adams on the line. I'll sign 0:26:21.800 --> 0:26:25.800 off here, Adam. Yeah, I'm signing off to Adam. Oh no, 0:26:27.359 --> 0:26:38.160 oh shit, I thought Adam Devin party house. Hello you 0:26:38.200 --> 0:26:41.480 too with can you just tell Adam the Cliff is 0:26:41.520 --> 0:26:44.920 on the call? And uh, don't both hang up? Here 0:26:44.920 --> 0:26:54.760 we go transferring to thank you. Ah, Hi, it's Adam Devine. 0:26:55.400 --> 0:26:58.840 Uh sorry, I'm just waking up. So are you okay? No, 0:26:59.200 --> 0:27:03.080 I'm just waking up. No, No, it's okay. It's like 0:27:03.359 --> 0:27:08.600 your fifteen fifteen on the just waking up thing in 0:27:08.640 --> 0:27:11.399 the A M. That's cool. You're a big star. Listen. 0:27:11.400 --> 0:27:15.959 Would you mind um making taking a visit on down 0:27:16.280 --> 0:27:21.040 to the Adam Levine Center. I've got kind of an 0:27:21.040 --> 0:27:26.600 interesting situation. I know technically I did that one favor 0:27:26.680 --> 0:27:30.080 for you and you still kind of oh me. And 0:27:30.119 --> 0:27:32.480 I'll totally understand if you'd rather not do it, but 0:27:32.560 --> 0:27:36.840