1 00:00:01,160 --> 00:00:04,760 Speaker 1: Today's Daily Highlight from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. 2 00:00:05,160 --> 00:00:06,800 Speaker 2: What do you want to tell the story or do 3 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:07,720 Speaker 2: you want to wait till he's here? 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:11,120 Speaker 1: Because it's an interesting story, we can bring it back, 5 00:00:11,119 --> 00:00:13,640 Speaker 1: So go ahead, okay, go ahead, tell the story. 6 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:17,800 Speaker 3: So Andrew parks in a garage near our building, and 7 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:19,960 Speaker 3: we love the guys in the garage. They're amazing. I 8 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:22,200 Speaker 3: won't say which one it is, and he and I 9 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:24,239 Speaker 3: will trade off because we do like a little car share. 10 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:26,400 Speaker 3: Sometimes sometimes he'll drive the car home, sometimes I will. 11 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:29,960 Speaker 3: But without fail, every time one of the valets gives 12 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:33,560 Speaker 3: us our car, there's a fart inside of it, a thick, 13 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:36,800 Speaker 3: heavy fart he releases before the car comes back to it. 14 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:39,360 Speaker 3: Every single time. It's fascinating. 15 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:43,520 Speaker 1: Is it lingering from hours before? Or was it freshly laid? 16 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:44,839 Speaker 1: I mean, what's going on there? 17 00:00:45,040 --> 00:00:48,040 Speaker 3: Nothing about it is fresh, But it doesn't feel hold. 18 00:00:47,920 --> 00:00:50,240 Speaker 2: On a gary. How can you eat breakfast when we're 19 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:54,000 Speaker 2: talking about farting? It's mush pretty much. I'm okay with it. 20 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:58,360 Speaker 2: I'm goody, okay, okay, thank you? So okay. 21 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:00,280 Speaker 1: So they're farting in the cars, they bring it down 22 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:02,880 Speaker 1: to Vallet you know, to let you drive home and 23 00:01:03,040 --> 00:01:04,680 Speaker 1: it smells like a freshly farting car. 24 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:06,920 Speaker 3: It's yeah, and it's it's one of those farts that 25 00:01:06,959 --> 00:01:08,680 Speaker 3: you're like, what was this a protein shake? 26 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:09,759 Speaker 2: Like? What was going on here? 27 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:13,440 Speaker 3: Because oh, oh I feel it in my lungs. It's bad. 28 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:14,040 Speaker 2: Okay. 29 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 1: So a lot of people who work for valet parking 30 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:18,760 Speaker 1: and garages and stuff around the city, they listen to 31 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:21,920 Speaker 1: our show. Yeah, and so maybe someone who is in 32 00:01:21,959 --> 00:01:24,520 Speaker 1: the business can call us and shine some light on this. 33 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:27,760 Speaker 1: I mean, don't you you couldn't you wait and you 34 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:29,600 Speaker 1: could wait until you get out of the car, right 35 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:33,000 Speaker 1: or or is it planted on purpose? That's my question? 36 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:33,319 Speaker 2: Yeah? 37 00:01:33,319 --> 00:01:36,200 Speaker 3: Okay, so that's our big question. Have we done something 38 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:40,120 Speaker 3: to cross this guy? Both of us tip. I don't 39 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:43,600 Speaker 3: know what it would be to upset him. I but 40 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:45,920 Speaker 3: it's bad, it's and it's almost every time it's a 41 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:46,440 Speaker 3: rough one. 42 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:49,000 Speaker 2: Right. So he's driving in now, Andrew's driving in now. 43 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:51,240 Speaker 2: So today you're guaranteed a fart in the car? Yeah? 44 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:51,760 Speaker 3: Probably? 45 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:54,960 Speaker 2: All right? Oh you have you have on the phone? 46 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:55,680 Speaker 2: Hi Andrew? 47 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:57,600 Speaker 1: Hi, good morning? 48 00:01:58,080 --> 00:01:58,200 Speaker 4: Hi. 49 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:02,400 Speaker 2: So is Gandhi exaggerating this or is it really true? 50 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:03,120 Speaker 2: Every single time? 51 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:06,120 Speaker 1: You get into your car, it smells like someone late later, 52 00:02:06,160 --> 00:02:08,080 Speaker 1: fresh one from the one guy. 53 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:10,640 Speaker 2: I do not know what this man eats. I don't 54 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:14,640 Speaker 2: know what. That's a matter. We don't have to analyze. 55 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:15,880 Speaker 2: We don't just send this to the lab. You know 56 00:02:15,880 --> 00:02:18,800 Speaker 2: what I'm saying. I'm just saying, this is happening. We're wondering, 57 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:21,079 Speaker 2: why do you think it's a fetish? Maybe like the 58 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:24,040 Speaker 2: guy likes farting in cars, like it's the thing. Maybe 59 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:29,560 Speaker 2: you know there's weird fetishers out there. I know that, Danielle. 60 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:31,280 Speaker 2: I'm starting to think it is because I feel like 61 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:34,200 Speaker 2: i also and maybe I'm just thinking this now. I 62 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:36,280 Speaker 2: feel like he gives like a devilish smile, like enjoy 63 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:38,160 Speaker 2: the rest of your day. That's like you know what 64 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:38,600 Speaker 2: you did? 65 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:39,359 Speaker 4: You know? 66 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,280 Speaker 2: Maybe so some people are texting in some ideas. 67 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:47,359 Speaker 1: Maybe it's not uh flatulence, Maybe he's got stinky feet or. 68 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:53,360 Speaker 2: Something or not he This is not he. It's feat Okay, 69 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:54,359 Speaker 2: this comes from ass. 70 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:57,400 Speaker 3: Yes, it's wold like it's I think it's one of 71 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:59,120 Speaker 3: those things where there's just like a slight tinge of 72 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:00,240 Speaker 3: green smoke in the car. 73 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:03,880 Speaker 2: You're like, oh god, and it like burns your eyes. Yeah, man, 74 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:05,239 Speaker 2: hold on burning? 75 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:08,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yes, scary if that was your mush by 76 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:12,079 Speaker 1: the way, you know I paused mid mush because okay, good, Okay, 77 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 1: what's your thought here? 78 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:16,560 Speaker 2: Scary? I question? Yes, you say you tip, but how 79 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:19,440 Speaker 2: well do you? Guys tip? Because there's a valid question. 80 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:21,000 Speaker 2: Dollar a day ain't gonna do it? 81 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:22,959 Speaker 3: No, we actually the two of us will double tip 82 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:24,640 Speaker 3: because Andrew will tip, and then I'll still tip. 83 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:26,920 Speaker 2: Okay, what are you tipping? Maybe be so bold and 84 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,160 Speaker 2: asked that, Yeah, you tipping. 85 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:30,840 Speaker 3: I feel like it's like five bucks a day for me. 86 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:32,639 Speaker 3: Whenever I get it, it's five bucks. And then Andrew 87 00:03:32,639 --> 00:03:33,040 Speaker 3: does it too. 88 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:36,240 Speaker 1: Oh that's more than enough. Yeah really, Oh I tipped 89 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:37,760 Speaker 1: like a twenty. I don't wan anyone farting in my car. 90 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:40,440 Speaker 2: Hell, I don't take every day. I usually tip like 91 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:42,080 Speaker 2: once or twice a week a bigger amount. 92 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:43,000 Speaker 3: Okay, just leave. 93 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:45,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, I want my car to smell like a dozen 94 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:47,280 Speaker 2: roses or something. Well, okay, so. 95 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:49,440 Speaker 1: Can we monitor this because you're driving in right now? 96 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,200 Speaker 1: Are you about to park your car in that garage? 97 00:03:51,200 --> 00:03:55,000 Speaker 2: Correct? Yes, okay, and I will let you know tomorrow 98 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:58,960 Speaker 2: if somebody yeah, if it's if it ain't good. That's 99 00:03:59,000 --> 00:03:59,720 Speaker 2: that's all. I'll say. 100 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:02,960 Speaker 1: Well, can you just like roll recording on your iPhone 101 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:08,080 Speaker 1: and just kind of chase someone down like a shame 102 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,920 Speaker 1: on you, like a shame on you? 103 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:14,400 Speaker 2: Uh, what is that? What is that? Shame on you? You? 104 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:17,360 Speaker 2: It's shame on pooh, well, shame on. No, shame on you. 105 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:21,520 Speaker 1: On channel whatever where they have the the investigative reporter 106 00:04:21,680 --> 00:04:27,279 Speaker 1: like a microphone, shame on you. 107 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:29,360 Speaker 2: We're out in front of the garage today. 108 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:31,240 Speaker 1: We're about to ask this gentleman who just brought our 109 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,479 Speaker 1: car if he laid a big, juicy fart in. 110 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:36,440 Speaker 2: They're like, sir, sir, may I have a may have 111 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:38,520 Speaker 2: a moment, Yes you, sir, may have a moment with you. 112 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:42,599 Speaker 2: I want to Can you do that? Absolutely? I love 113 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:46,080 Speaker 2: I would love to be an investigative journalize the bottom 114 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:46,360 Speaker 2: of this. 115 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:47,719 Speaker 3: The bottom. 116 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:50,799 Speaker 2: I love that. We have no problem. We have no problem. 117 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,440 Speaker 1: We have no problem eating food while talking about farts. 118 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:58,200 Speaker 1: Look at froggies over there devouring some food. Yeah, Fox, 119 00:04:58,279 --> 00:04:58,960 Speaker 1: don't bother me. 120 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:01,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys haven't been around this one. 121 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:02,479 Speaker 2: I'm telling you. 122 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:05,480 Speaker 1: They bother me. If it's Mine'm okay with I don't 123 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:06,679 Speaker 1: want anyone else's yeah. 124 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:12,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, I know this one. It's just not good. It's okay, 125 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:12,600 Speaker 2: all right. 126 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:16,040 Speaker 1: Right, I think we've we've we've gone to the end 127 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:18,680 Speaker 1: of this rope. Let's let's just monitor the situation. If 128 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:20,880 Speaker 1: you can record the guy and I know you're gonna crumble. 129 00:05:20,880 --> 00:05:25,760 Speaker 1: You're not gonna be You're not gonna be aggressive that 130 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:26,640 Speaker 1: you're your questioning. 131 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:30,440 Speaker 2: This is the biggest journalistic feet of my life. I'm 132 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:30,839 Speaker 2: on it. 133 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:34,000 Speaker 3: Can I just say one more thing on this? 134 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:34,560 Speaker 4: Real? 135 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:36,560 Speaker 3: Sure it won't be gross if, in fact, it is 136 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:38,960 Speaker 3: a fetish and he's like leaving it and chuckling like 137 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:42,120 Speaker 3: ha ha, you guys are gonna revel in this. I'm 138 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:44,279 Speaker 3: flattered that it's the two of us because he cannot 139 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:46,039 Speaker 3: have that saved up for everybody all day. 140 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:49,360 Speaker 4: But to be targeted, You're you're making it all about you, 141 00:05:49,360 --> 00:05:54,840 Speaker 4: You and Andrew, Andrew, he loves us because he's well, 142 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:56,320 Speaker 4: how do you know he loves you because he's farting 143 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:57,240 Speaker 4: in our car every day? 144 00:05:57,360 --> 00:06:00,760 Speaker 2: Just for's car. But it's this car. 145 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:03,480 Speaker 1: But if it's every day, I mean the frequency is 146 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:04,479 Speaker 1: how many times per week? 147 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:05,440 Speaker 2: Four or five times a week? 148 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:08,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I mean, it's he gets the car, so 149 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,480 Speaker 3: it's not always him, but when he brings the car, 150 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:11,839 Speaker 3: it's like, yep, there he had a fart. 151 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:14,479 Speaker 2: Ye see, I've never heard of party on demand though. 152 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:16,839 Speaker 2: He's like, oh, he'll come to you. Oh no, no, no, 153 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:20,240 Speaker 2: you can do that. Oh, thank you. I know I can. 154 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:23,560 Speaker 2: But I know somebody who could. Look, you just woke up, froggy. 155 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,560 Speaker 2: I do I know somebody? You could tell them they 156 00:06:26,640 --> 00:06:27,920 Speaker 2: do it? Do it, they can do it. 157 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:31,240 Speaker 1: Okay, here comes the Ford Temple. 158 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,800 Speaker 2: Let me threw it up. All right, well, thank you, Andrew, 159 00:06:34,960 --> 00:06:38,160 Speaker 2: store him up. He must be storing him up. That's weird. 160 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:42,120 Speaker 1: The yeah, all right, thank you, Andrew, will see you soon. 161 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:46,440 Speaker 2: That's a talent that could help me meet the wizard. 162 00:06:46,560 --> 00:06:48,440 Speaker 2: Oh god, I don't know why. 163 00:06:49,279 --> 00:06:51,560 Speaker 1: Hey, you know speaking of cars in New York City, 164 00:06:51,760 --> 00:06:53,560 Speaker 1: do you guys remember Cocaine car wash? 165 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:55,880 Speaker 3: What I know. 166 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:59,760 Speaker 1: I think it was in the village somewhere in downtown. 167 00:06:59,839 --> 00:07:02,279 Speaker 1: It's no longer there, and it's way before our time. 168 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:06,880 Speaker 1: What's that name for West Upper West, like fifty yearside? 169 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:07,080 Speaker 3: Right? 170 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:09,520 Speaker 2: Oh, you're right, you're right on the West Side Highway 171 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:12,640 Speaker 2: as you told me. Yeah. Yeah, So the rumor has it. 172 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:13,320 Speaker 2: It wasn't remember. 173 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:15,400 Speaker 1: I have know people who were old enough to remember 174 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:17,680 Speaker 1: the day you would drive through this car wash and 175 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:19,960 Speaker 1: then you'd always pay a little extra and they'd leave 176 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,320 Speaker 1: cocaine in your and you're like ashtray. They call it 177 00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:26,440 Speaker 1: cocaine car wash, cocaine car wash. The problem is, and 178 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:28,640 Speaker 1: this is where it all went to hell, is you 179 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:31,440 Speaker 1: know these guys aren't they're not very smart doing this thing. 180 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:35,520 Speaker 1: They got caught because they put it in the wrong car. 181 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:39,560 Speaker 1: So people were like, oh, look so they got busted. 182 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:40,800 Speaker 1: So cocaine car washes no. 183 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,760 Speaker 2: Longer packet of sugar from my coffee. 184 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:46,640 Speaker 1: Yeah right, it's just Also, you know another thing about 185 00:07:46,640 --> 00:07:49,240 Speaker 1: New York City and cars, gas stations. You know the 186 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:51,360 Speaker 1: typical gas station where you just ding dang ding ding 187 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:53,560 Speaker 1: and drive up to pumps. It's kind of unusual New 188 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:55,160 Speaker 1: York City because we don't have room for those. They 189 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:57,800 Speaker 1: have garages. You actually pulled into a garage and pulled 190 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:00,000 Speaker 1: into a parking space and they'll gash you up. 191 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,320 Speaker 2: They still have those two right. Scary. 192 00:08:01,440 --> 00:08:04,320 Speaker 1: It's like it's such a New York thing driving in 193 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:07,800 Speaker 1: New York City, parking valet, parking, people farting in your cars, 194 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:09,040 Speaker 1: Cocade in your estray. 195 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:11,880 Speaker 2: We gotta get rid of cars here. This isn't cement. 196 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:13,160 Speaker 3: They're trying. 197 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:15,600 Speaker 2: They're trying to they are They're trying their best.