WEBVTT - Mrs. Mashgalopsis Has a Ghost

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis durand phone's happened, Danielle, All right, tell me all

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<v Speaker 1>about your phone tep. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So Stacey and Warren are having a birthday party for

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<v Speaker 2>their little kid, and Warren was in charge of booking

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<v Speaker 2>the entertainment, so he is pretending that he did, and

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<v Speaker 2>I am the performer. So I am just calling to

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<v Speaker 2>confirm that I'll be at the party and what I'll

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<v Speaker 2>be doing. And Warren is actually listening in on the

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<v Speaker 2>whole the conversation. He'll pop in later and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>tell his wife what's going on.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're the entertainment, the kits part, I am the entertainer.

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<v Speaker 3>Daniel's phone taps Hello, Hi, man.

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<v Speaker 1>Talk to Warren please, he's not here. Who is this?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Hi, it's Lisa from Still After If I'm calling

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<v Speaker 2>about the birthday party? Oh okay.

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<v Speaker 1>It's twelve o'clock on Saturday, right right right.

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<v Speaker 3>If he can get there just a little bit early,

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<v Speaker 3>that'd be great so we can get everything set up.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, cool, Yeah, that's fine. You have a place for

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<v Speaker 2>me to change into my costume and everything's at yah. Yeah, okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's perfect. Okay, So I want to go over some

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<v Speaker 2>of the details for Catwoman.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, So like when I.

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<v Speaker 2>First come in, just so you know, I like kind

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<v Speaker 2>of pounce into the room and I'm like, wow, hi everybody, Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, maybe just a little less sexy. What yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean to be like, ah, right, right, but I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know if that's completely appropriate.

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<v Speaker 2>But then I have my whip and I'm like, wow,

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<v Speaker 2>I try to get a control of the room and

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<v Speaker 2>they love it.

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<v Speaker 1>They eat it up. It's so amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait at control of the room.

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<v Speaker 1>You're Catwoman. You are in control.

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<v Speaker 2>And I take the whip and I go and then

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<v Speaker 2>I make an example of one person in the room.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, no, no them it's in.

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<v Speaker 1>The center, and I teach him a lesson.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait where did he find you?

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<v Speaker 1>The on the internet?

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<v Speaker 3>So how much are you charging? We didn't go to this.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's five hundred for the hour.

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<v Speaker 3>Five hundred dollars for a children's party is a little excessive.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Wait a second, nobody told me it was a

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<v Speaker 2>children's party.

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<v Speaker 3>Whoa believe me?

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want my act at a children's party?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, no no he didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I can still, I just probably have

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<v Speaker 2>to sew up the crotchless part of the suit, and

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<v Speaker 2>then I could alter a couple of things.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you know what, We're gonna have to come back

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<v Speaker 3>to this. I need to talk to my husband.

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<v Speaker 2>Well mean, because I mean, he put a deposit down

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<v Speaker 2>already of two fifty and it's non refundable.

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<v Speaker 1>It says it in the fable, it says it in

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<v Speaker 1>the contract.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, and I know what type of act you are.

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<v Speaker 2>When he came in for the tour and the demonstration.

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<v Speaker 2>He excuse me, the tour and the demonstration.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I showed him what I was gonna do.

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<v Speaker 3>He saw you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I did the whole actual well not the whole actimen.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't show up for my party.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, you're cursing at me like it's my fault.

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<v Speaker 2>Was so obviously she's gonna try and call you. We'll

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<v Speaker 2>wait a few minutes and then you'll call her.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, she texted me all caps exclamation, call me down.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So here we go. You're gonna call her back.

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<v Speaker 1>This is all you. I'm not here, okay, okay, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Hellow, Yeah, what's going on? Where'd you go? What were

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<v Speaker 3>you thinking about? What? How about that woman? You Lisa,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know who? Are not talking about what I gave?

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<v Speaker 3>You have no idea what I'm talking about. Let's not

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<v Speaker 3>play this game. We've been very long. You. I know

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<v Speaker 3>when you're lying.

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<v Speaker 1>I know what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 3>Who?

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know what?

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<v Speaker 3>You want me to come to your office? No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 3>it's goodbye. No, there's no way week and you'll call

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<v Speaker 3>her back to Seriously, I can't have her coming down

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<v Speaker 3>to my office for this.

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<v Speaker 1>But we didn't. We don't have enough from her.

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<v Speaker 2>We have to call her one more time. Please, you

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<v Speaker 2>have to play with her one more time. So all

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<v Speaker 2>doln phone and then you just just try and keep

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<v Speaker 2>her calm.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here, okay, okay, here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you want?

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<v Speaker 1>No, please don't please don't hold No, I'm hang on.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm getting in the car right now. I need to

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<v Speaker 3>put you on blue dude.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, don't don't come to the office.

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<v Speaker 3>I will be there in seven minutes. No no, no, please, no,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm on my way. No, you have the way to

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<v Speaker 3>do No no, no, yes, I did I did go and

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<v Speaker 3>see her. I did go and did you did you

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<v Speaker 3>did you have a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>It's for the birthday party.

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<v Speaker 3>It was it's please just go back home. Everything's going

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<v Speaker 3>to be just fine? Is it gonna be just?

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<v Speaker 2>Rhyme?

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<v Speaker 1>I swear.

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<v Speaker 3>Every Warren you. Oh my god, yeah, Danielle, please yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>daniel be very serious right now, daniel Pee excuse me?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it it's Danielle from Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 1>You're getting phone.

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<v Speaker 3>Tapped, you son of a bitch over Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>A sorry, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 1>That was that was so perfect?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh. Oh here, you seriously think I would

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<v Speaker 3>have done that? Such a good.

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<v Speaker 1>Elvis Duran's phone tap. This phone table was pre recorded

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<v Speaker 1>permission granted by all the

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the

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<v Speaker 2>Morning Show