Speaker 1: Okay, So j Lo and Ben Affleck got married. Yeppy,
Speaker 1: they're in love. They're the ones that got away. They're
Speaker 1: back together. They this is my era. I've been. I
Speaker 1: was through this. I've been through this entire thing. And
Speaker 1: I remember the movie Geelie, which the trailer had more
Speaker 1: views than the actual movie. I remember the Rolls Royce convertible.
Speaker 1: They were madly love. You know, when you are in
Speaker 1: a relationship and it's very public, and you get engaged
Speaker 1: and it's very public, or you have a baby and
Speaker 1: it's very public, or you get married and it's very public,
Speaker 1: or you first get together as a known person or
Speaker 1: an unknown person, it's very public and exciting. And I
Speaker 1: know that for me, having been married on television and
Speaker 1: having shared a good deal of a great deal of
Speaker 1: my life with others in the media and on television,
Speaker 1: and not even being at some massive level of fame,
Speaker 1: that it takes a toll on you. And not only
Speaker 1: does it take a toll on you, you kind of
Speaker 1: believe the excitement to be real and be part of
Speaker 1: the relationship. So you're in a relationship and everybody else
Speaker 1: thinks it's so great, and you are in a fairy
Speaker 1: tale and like, you believe what everybody else believes, and
Speaker 1: you're all in this together, and that's a dangerous dynamic
Speaker 1: because it's not real. So while it could still be
Speaker 1: real and it's exciting, even when couples get engaged with
Speaker 1: the whole entire family and everyone's there, I feel like,
Speaker 1: don't you want to have your own moment or gigantic weddings.
Speaker 1: I had a joke with all the friends that I
Speaker 1: knew that the bigger the wedding, the bigger the divorce,
Speaker 1: because you know, people who just really don't care about
Speaker 1: the pomp and circumstance seemed to have greater longevity. That's
Speaker 1: a big, sort of blanket statement, but it's what I
Speaker 1: believe to be true. So what we understand is that
Speaker 1: we'll know. What's been publicly stated is that the media
Speaker 1: frenzy and circus of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez was
Speaker 1: what broke them up. They were younger. They she is
Speaker 1: more famous than she was then, I believe right. I mean,
Speaker 1: she's older and maybe not as relevant as she was then,
Speaker 1: but I still think she's maybe more famous, So she's
Speaker 1: had more years for people to know who she is
Speaker 1: then then and if it was a media frenzy, then
Speaker 1: then what the hell is it now? After them getting
Speaker 1: back together, So they get married in secret slash public
Speaker 1: because her newsletter is where she really shares everything with everybody,
Speaker 1: and then people pay to know the information, and the
Speaker 1: media pays to know the information, so then it gets
Speaker 1: blown out to everybody else anyway, So it's just as
Speaker 1: public as if she shared it publicly, and they share
Speaker 1: all the pictures that happened in the very private, secret weddings,
Speaker 1: so we all get the private public pictures anyway, So
Speaker 1: it's as public as if it we were a massive wedding,
Speaker 1: and there's still gonna be another party wedding. But fine,
Speaker 1: you know, you give the people what they want and
Speaker 1: it's part of your career. Okay, great, So if if
Speaker 1: the if the pr is what really broke you up
Speaker 1: the first time, why would you go on a honeymoon
Speaker 1: to one of the most busy cities in the world
Speaker 1: and one of the most cosmopolitan known just urban centers
Speaker 1: in the world, The city of lights, Zella, the city
Speaker 1: of Light, it's the lonely city, It's the city of
Speaker 1: lights Paris, and it's it's the city of Romance. I
Speaker 1: get that, But if I wanted to be really private,
Speaker 1: I could tell you that Paris isn't where I would go. Oh.
Speaker 1: I actually took my daughter Paris and all the big buildings,
Speaker 1: like I think it was the Opera House. I saw
Speaker 1: thousands of people in front of some of these buildings
Speaker 1: and I was asking my taxi driver what was going
Speaker 1: on there? He said, nothing, just dlisma. It's just tourism
Speaker 1: in the summer. So it's literally grand central station everywhere
Speaker 1: in the summer in Paris, particularly somewhat post pandemic, particularly
Speaker 1: with the dollar being so strong. It doesn't make any
Speaker 1: sense to me why you would go into such a
Speaker 1: public sphere when you've just gotten married to someone that
Speaker 1: you broke up with years ago, because of the public
Speaker 1: being involved in your relationship. Also compound that with one
Speaker 1: member of the relationship being an addict, and being an
Speaker 1: addict has its challenges for the person and for the
Speaker 1: person in a relationship at the addict meaning I call
Speaker 1: it activation. I've been surrounded by addicts for most of
Speaker 1: my life, and from everything to eating disorders, to cigarettes,
Speaker 1: to alcohol two pills to dabbling with drugs, I've seen
Speaker 1: a lot. And I grew up very very fast, very
Speaker 1: very young, and so I really do understand this, and
Speaker 1: people have triggers, and addicts are not supposed to be treated,
Speaker 1: you know, with kicks a kid gloves. Kid gloves are
Speaker 1: not supposed to be treated, you know, as if they're
Speaker 1: made of glass. But stress is not great for an addict.
Speaker 1: So I would think that, you know, you could tell
Speaker 1: that bends a little bit chill, Like he's famous and
Speaker 1: he's a director, but he you know, he doesn't give
Speaker 1: a good funk. Half the time. He's running on dunk
Speaker 1: In and he'll smoke a cigarette and he's living his
Speaker 1: Boston life, and you know, he's a bro and he
Speaker 1: can keep he could be. He keeps a pretty low
Speaker 1: profile in his own life. So now he's with this
Speaker 1: mega famous person and it's a lot. It comes with
Speaker 1: a lot. It comes with constantly being on. It comes
Speaker 1: with celebrating your fiance's birthday publicly and her posing nude
Speaker 1: and launching a body care line on her birthday, on
Speaker 1: your honeymoon, Like, let's think about that. I mean, he
Speaker 1: was crying at dinner with her. God knows what he
Speaker 1: was crying about, but I mean I would be crying.
Speaker 1: It would be too much for me, it would be
Speaker 1: so much emotion highs lows. It's just a lot of activation.
Speaker 1: So I just don't understand why Ben and Jen wouldn't
Speaker 1: go hide somewhere, Go to the Maldives, go to the
Speaker 1: stage shells, go hide. You know, they make Megan and
Speaker 1: Harry uh look private? Uh so so like do it
Speaker 1: like Ben? I mean, sorry, do it like a moll
Speaker 1: and George Clooney where it's elegant and it's God, it's moment,
Speaker 1: but then you just like hide. It doesn't everything doesn't
Speaker 1: have to be in the open. I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: posing nude on your birthday, on your honeymoon in Paris, Like,
Speaker 1: doesn't that sound exhausting? Doesn't that sound like if you're
Speaker 1: not an addict, you'd be having a panic attack. I
Speaker 1: would be having a panic attack. I would be completely overloaded.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be able to hand it. It's so much,
Speaker 1: just so much information. Think about the kids being on
Speaker 1: the honeymoon and like avoiding the paparazzi. Your body language change,
Speaker 1: You're ducking, you're looking, you can't you know what if
Speaker 1: you scratch your nose, someone took a picture of it,
Speaker 1: looks like you're picking your nose. That's gonna be everywhere.
Speaker 1: It's just it just seems like crazy fish bullshit. He
Speaker 1: doesn't seem equipped for that. Who is who's equipped for that?
Speaker 1: And also what relationship can withstand that kind of pressure?
Speaker 1: And why would you want to test it? It just
Speaker 1: seems crazy. So people are wondering why ben Affleck was
Speaker 1: taking a fucking nap on the back of a boat.
Speaker 1: For the love of God, I'd be sleeping like a
Speaker 1: bear for the next six months. Wake me up when
Speaker 1: it's over. So everyone's really piste off about Kylie using
Speaker 1: her jet to go fifteen minutes. Uh stop, that's what
Speaker 1: we're going to be piste off about. Like, that's what
Speaker 1: we're going to be piste off of that. We're not
Speaker 1: piste that we're buying lip claus from a woman who
Speaker 1: didn't have lip plus two years ago, and our daughters
Speaker 1: want to look forty five, have thongs up their asses, extensions,
Speaker 1: you know, face time, Face tune, asked tune, House Tune,
Speaker 1: Life tune. We're not piste about any of that, but
Speaker 1: we're gonna go hanger up on the goddamn jet, Like
Speaker 1: what what that's like? When I talk about how all
Speaker 1: of a sudden. Everybody's got paper straws. We're eating, drinking
Speaker 1: out of a plastic cup. Pang with our plastic card,
Speaker 1: you know, walking in and there's seven thousand cups that
Speaker 1: we can buy there that are made of plastic, and
Speaker 1: we're gonna have that. We're gonna drink our drink through
Speaker 1: a piece of loose leaf paper that we can't get
Speaker 1: the fucking liquid through. It's like pickle. You got like
Speaker 1: go go all the way or don't. You can't get
Speaker 1: pissed at them. We are We built the Kardashians. We
Speaker 1: bought the products, We watched the shows. I haven't watched
Speaker 1: the show. I've never seen a full episode. I've seen
Speaker 1: parts of episodes. I've never seen the show. But I've
Speaker 1: met them and they've been lovely. I haven't bought the makeup.
Speaker 1: I just bought one skincare product so I could review it.
Speaker 1: But we, as a collective nation, have paid for this.
Speaker 1: So we paid for the jet, so it should be
Speaker 1: used to go two seconds down the street. It should
Speaker 1: be used as a car to drive on the highway.
Speaker 1: We fucking paid for it. So you can't go running
Speaker 1: around getting mad at them when you bought it. You
Speaker 1: asked for it, you bought it. You are paying for
Speaker 1: all their lives, all their birkins, all their ferraris, all
Speaker 1: their cars, all their planes, all their houses, all their flowers,
Speaker 1: all their balloon parties. You're paying for it. So you
Speaker 1: can't complain about a fifteen minute plane ride. Okay, you
Speaker 1: can't complain, can't. This is the life, This is the
Speaker 1: life we chose with the Kardashians being the Kennedy the Kennedy's,
Speaker 1: the car Kennedy's. This is the life we chose, So
Speaker 1: we cannot get upset when kardash chands act like Kardashians,
Speaker 1: Like what would you like them to do? Start being
Speaker 1: like religious Jews and walking to temple on Saturday, not
Speaker 1: using their vehicles, not contacting anybody through phone or social media.
Speaker 1: Stop it now, stop it. The plane should be fueled
Speaker 1: by champagne. They should find a way to burn champagne,
Speaker 1: and that's how that plane is fueled, to go down
Speaker 1: the street, to go to seven eleven and get a
Speaker 1: slurpy like, really, the plane should have air mes leather
Speaker 1: lining every inch of it because that's what you're paying for.
Speaker 1: So you can't complain afterwards, You can't you can't get
Speaker 1: the eye. You can't get it and then say you
Speaker 1: want to do you can't eat the whole meal and
Speaker 1: then want to return it. Can't do that. This was
Speaker 1: the year of unexpected relationships. Courtney Kardashian and Pete Davidson, No,
Speaker 1: she's not with him. Courtney Kardashian and Travis Barker, Pete
Speaker 1: Davidson and Kim Kardashian, Megan Fox and what's a machine gun? Kelly?
Speaker 1: There were more. There's another one that's driving Ben Affleck
Speaker 1: and Jennifer Lopez. Um, there was another one that was
Speaker 1: really like, wow, is that a relationship? Oh? And a
Speaker 1: winner for the most unexpected relationship of this year is
Speaker 1: Bradley Cooper and Juma Abadeen. I love it. It just
Speaker 1: elevates him. She's smart, she's interesting. I've had her on
Speaker 1: the podcast. He means he's interested in politics. I just
Speaker 1: think it's just so, it's very It's another it's a
Speaker 1: cousin of George Clooney and a mom. Like any Hollywood
Speaker 1: relationship in the history of mankind that I would covet,
Speaker 1: the only one is George Clooney And I'm like, just
Speaker 1: just elevated some greater than parts, just terrific, absolutely terrific,