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Speaker 1: they're in love. They're the ones that got away. They're

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Speaker 1: back together. They this is my era. I've been. I

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Speaker 1: I remember the movie Geelie, which the trailer had more

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Speaker 1: They were madly love. You know, when you are in

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Speaker 1: because it's not real. So while it could still be

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Speaker 1: we'll know. What's been publicly stated is that the media

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Speaker 1: frenzy and circus of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez was

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Speaker 1: what broke them up. They were younger. They she is

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Speaker 1: it's as public as if it we were a massive wedding,

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Speaker 1: and there's still gonna be another party wedding. But fine,

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Speaker 1: it's part of your career. Okay, great, So if if

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Speaker 1: the if the pr is what really broke you up

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Speaker 1: the first time, why would you go on a honeymoon

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Speaker 1: So I just don't understand why Ben and Jen wouldn't

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Speaker 1: And also what relationship can withstand that kind of pressure?

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Speaker 1: But we, as a collective nation, have paid for this.

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