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Speaker 1: Happy Turkey Day, Happy feast, Happy fat. I can't because

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Speaker 1: you because I'm sure whatever it is she she called

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Speaker 1: you and you're just doing your job. They're trying to

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Speaker 1: get you in here to get a consultation so we

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Speaker 1: can get you further along on where you are. Consultation.

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Speaker 1: I don't need no consultation. I don't even no assistance

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Speaker 1: from you. You call me no more. Man, Hey, you're

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Speaker 1: small and I don't want to make you bigger? What

426
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Speaker 1: what what is this seeming like? Huh? What kind of

427
00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 1: job is that? How do you even get a job

428
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Speaker 1: like that? You apply for this job? An when you're

429
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Speaker 1: in high school? Job. I'm trying to me you stop

430
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 1: calling me, man, Mr Darnell. I'm still trying to help

431
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Speaker 1: you get through the situation. Okay, are you willing to

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Speaker 1: come in for a consultation. At least we're coming in

433
00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:50,080
Speaker 1: for a compltation. We can get you where you are

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Speaker 1: are you listening to me? The only consultation we're gonna

435
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Speaker 1: have is my sist in your place as you call

436
00:27:54,160 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 1: me again to tell you what I will come in

437
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 1: for a confultation. Give me give me your address and

438
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,680
Speaker 1: everything like that, your information, and I will come down

439
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,640
Speaker 1: for a conversation. You're gonna be there. I'm here, I'm here,

440
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:07,239
Speaker 1: I'm here the first eight hours of the day. Sir.

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00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 1: What I want to do is get you lined up

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Speaker 1: and get your let me call my wife. I don't

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00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 1: need no damn procedures. Give me your info, and you

444
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 1: got to work by hear from us. No more. Okay,

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Speaker 1: right now, I know you to get up for me.

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00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,199
Speaker 1: I don't want to hang up on you and understand.

447
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 1: You're trying to do your job. You're small, You're small,

448
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,920
Speaker 1: and I'm trying to make you bigger. You. Hey, sir,

449
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 1: you know what I'm trying to a little small guy.

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00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,919
Speaker 1: I'm trying to help you with your problem. Now. If

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00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:36,120
Speaker 1: you're not gonna be appreciative of it, then I don't

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Speaker 1: even understand why. Your wife knows you're having your address?

453
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 1: Why and we can have this conversation face to face.

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00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:44,680
Speaker 1: You don't know what why you. It doesn't matter. If

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Speaker 1: I can get on the line, I can figure out

456
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 1: why she calls you because you're coming in adequate. Man, sir,

457
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 1: here's the problem. You're tiny and you don't want to

458
00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 1: admit it. I ain't let me get you know me, man,

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00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 1: you never see me. You don't know anything about me.

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00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 1: I can't even leave my wife's even call you. But

461
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:04,760
Speaker 1: just this is just how you do business. Call me

462
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:07,440
Speaker 1: and call me. I'm tiny, sir, I'm playing something to you.

463
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:10,479
Speaker 1: I'm not only the president, but I'm also a client. Sir.

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00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 1: I don't give up what you are Okay, okay, And

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Speaker 1: there are some other things that let us know as well,

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Speaker 1: what the what that means. She also wanted me to

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Speaker 1: tell you that this is nephew Tommy from Steve Harvey

468
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Speaker 1: more than this show your wife just played. Phone calls

469
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Speaker 1: you bad man, funny man. I'm on here over here

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Speaker 1: looking at in the mirror. It's kind of I thought

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Speaker 1: I was good, but I nervous. Man. What is the

472
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Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land? Come on, now, you

473
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Speaker 1: know it's just ste your Harvey radio show. Man on

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Speaker 1: get to me. No, you'll just give me Temmy tell

475
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Speaker 1: us about that play Baby, Johnny Gil Robins giving his

476
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Speaker 1: nephew Tommy Jack a Harry Little g from Still Oh,

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Speaker 1: the Beautiful Shirley Murdoch. The list goes on. You do

478
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Speaker 1: not want to miss the hit stage play Mama's Boy Detroit.

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Speaker 1: Get ready Baby, I'm coming to Motown Wednesday, Friday, decided

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Speaker 1: this Sunday. The nephew is telling this thing up. Okay,

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00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,719
Speaker 1: and you Eugene does. He does a good job too,

482
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Speaker 1: but nevertheless it's nephew holding it down. All right, Thank

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Speaker 1: you nephew. We'll make sure we keep letting the people

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Speaker 1: know about it. Okay. Hey, Hey, if I wanted you

485
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Speaker 1: are called to be a Sarah good mama. What what

486
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Speaker 1: y'all do? Y'all can care a baby for me? Daniel again?

487
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:42,840
Speaker 1: San cockare wake up? This is Charny last name. Wilson's

488
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Speaker 1: joined the ride. It's to Steve Harvey Morning Show. Happy

489
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Speaker 1: Thanksgiving from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You're listening Steve

490
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right? Uh, Steven Carlos said we

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Speaker 1: should discuss this subject, but I vehemently disagree. Why sure

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00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 1: if I'm in protest and wrong? Yeah to Jay, but

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Speaker 1: you already know why the subject is cooking. Yeah, absolutely,

494
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:23,120
Speaker 1: so listen to this, so Steve guys. Okay, one of

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Speaker 1: the judges from Top Chef recently shared some tips to

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Speaker 1: help folks step their game up in the kitchen, and

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Speaker 1: I thought this would be a good idea for you

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Speaker 1: guys to hear some of these tips, discuss it with Shirley,

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Speaker 1: and maybe you guys can give us some pointers and

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Speaker 1: things like that and to it. Okay, so here we go.

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Speaker 1: You're ready, you guys on board with this? Okay? The

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00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:51,000
Speaker 1: first tip, you're not cooking enough. So practice makes perfect?

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Speaker 1: All right? That ain't gonna no. I don't even know

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Speaker 1: why Shirley has a kitchen that could be an extra

505
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:10,240
Speaker 1: living room. That apartment Shirley had and she was in

506
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 1: it for over a year, and then we finally convinced

507
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,440
Speaker 1: that and she opened up her refrigerator and it was new,

508
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,360
Speaker 1: I mean, opened up her oven and it was new.

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00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 1: In their head cardboard direction, you know, you still had

510
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Speaker 1: the directions not open. That's really true, Okay, Shirley, practice

511
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 1: makes perfect. Let's come on, boo, let's get me kitchen.

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Speaker 1: Let's start. Let's start. You know you're married now, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's right. Jor right. Here's the second tip, basic tools.

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00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 1: You don't need a food processor and all the blenders

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00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 1: and all that fancy stuff. Just a knife. Get in there,

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00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 1: cut up your vegetables, your sides, your onions. Just you

517
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Speaker 1: think she's gonna fight. I think she's gonna cut an

518
00:33:01,960 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 1: onion and crying and gonna something. You can't do that.

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00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, come on now, you gotta give us

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00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 1: some motivation with that. It's too late. It's too late.

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00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 1: It's never too late. Is a lost cars what you're

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00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:28,480
Speaker 1: talking about. Trump ain't changing at Trump being a good president.

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Speaker 1: And we gotta hubby and oh boy, all right, well Shirley, Okay.

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Speaker 1: One of the tips the chef said that you can

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Speaker 1: start like with the recipe. You can start with the

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Speaker 1: basic part of the recipe, and then you can add

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Speaker 1: your own twists and make it your own. Like that

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Speaker 1: time nothing follow them damn directions. Don't try to deviate

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Speaker 1: or being a improvid dude. What the damn books say? First,

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Speaker 1: I like being a don't think I'll put some peanut

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Speaker 1: butter in this dressing? Oh god, well what about the

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00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:13,320
Speaker 1: time butter dressing? That's disgusting. Whatever, This is a lost cause.

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Speaker 1: He's quiet. I thought this would be good. You ever

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Speaker 1: lost call cooking. You can't coach you on water, coach

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Speaker 1: you on the hotter cook, and she shouldn't cook. I

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Speaker 1: like all. I like that you're her husband, But I'm

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Speaker 1: like nest though. He send this man through all this

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Speaker 1: trial and there a mess. She couldn't go in here

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Speaker 1: and make the first time making what's the what's you

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Speaker 1: don't want? Nobody? First time making corn bread? It's never good,

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Speaker 1: You're right, never all right? Nice try carling. Corn bread

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Speaker 1: is never good bye. They always invite to ladies and gentlemen.

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00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 1: She's here a voice of fact, reason and authority are

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00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 1: very old. Miss a trip, Thank you very much. Good

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Speaker 1: morning everybody here we go. Okay, this is a and

546
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:21,319
Speaker 1: trip and uh, we've got the news. President Trump now

547
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 1: seems to be openly supporting Alabama Judge Roy Moore and

548
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Speaker 1: zephyort to win the Senate seat vacated by Jeff Sessions

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00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:30,200
Speaker 1: when he became U S Attorney General, and the President

550
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 1: is doing it without mentioning his name, but rather focusing

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Speaker 1: on the Democrat running against him, a guy named Doug Jones.

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00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 1: I can tell you for a fact, we do not

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00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 1: need somebody that's gonna be bad on crime, bad on boarders,

554
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:44,520
Speaker 1: bad with the military, bad for the Second Amendment, by

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Speaker 1: the way, everybody. Doug Jones was the prosecutor on the

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Speaker 1: case against those clan members who blew up the church

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00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 1: in Alabama that they killed four little black girls. He

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Speaker 1: was the prosecutor on that case. Doug Jones. He's a

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Speaker 1: Democrat running in the race. Meanwhile, the President mentioned several

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Speaker 1: times that Judge Moore totally denies the allegations against him,

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Speaker 1: but the President never said whether he believes the GOP

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Speaker 1: candidates denials about seducing and sexually abusing teenage girls or

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Speaker 1: the women's accusations against him. Trump does say that he's

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Speaker 1: going to decide next week whether he's going to go

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Speaker 1: to Alabama to campaign for Roy Moore in person, so

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Speaker 1: we'll see. Longest serving Michigan Congressman John Conyers is reportedly

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Speaker 1: under investigation over the twenty seven thousand dollars he paid

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Speaker 1: to a former staffer who accused him of sexual harassment.

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Speaker 1: Representative Kanya said that the money yes was paid, but

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Speaker 1: that it never involved any claim of guilt. In a statement,

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Speaker 1: the Ethics Committee says it is investigating. They were celebrating

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Speaker 1: the streets of Zimbabwe yesterday after hearing that the ninety

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Speaker 1: three year old President Robert mcgabey had decided to comply

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Speaker 1: with the army's demands and resigned the office he held

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Speaker 1: but thirty seven years. A landmarks preservation group wants to

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Speaker 1: see Emma till Chicago home given landmark status. It's a

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Speaker 1: red brick a two story building that the haze allied

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Speaker 1: youngster and his mother living in a nineteen fifty five

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Speaker 1: when the teenager, who was only four teen, traveled to

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Speaker 1: Mississippi visit relatives and of course, was brutally tortured and

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00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 1: murdered by two white men. Sad News actors, singer and

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Speaker 1: one time Partridge Family Tina Idol David Cassidy has died

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Speaker 1: of multiple organ failure. Cassidy was only sixties seven years

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Speaker 1: old and from the world of entertainment. More sad News

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Speaker 1: actor Earl Himan has died at age. Earl him is

586
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:27,319
Speaker 1: perhaps best remembered from The Cosby Show as Dr Huxtable's father.

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00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:29,719
Speaker 1: He had a long acting career and was also the

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Speaker 1: voice of Pantro from the animated TV series ThunderCats. This

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00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:36,080
Speaker 1: has been a trip back with Eugene the Butterfly twenty

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Speaker 1: minutes after the hour, so stay tuned to the Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Morning. Joe, you're listening to the Steve Show. I

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Speaker 1: Steve please introduced the Butterfly. Please, Ladies and gentlemen, Eugene,

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Speaker 1: good morning, Everywine, Good morning, Stephens, Shirley, Carla Jr. And Tommy.

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Speaker 1: Good morning to all of you all um. Today is

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Speaker 1: our second day of anger management. Dr castle Berry is

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00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 1: on the phone, so we're resuming. You know, last week

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00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:09,920
Speaker 1: we had our first session Steve and I of anger

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00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 1: management of two people that are trying to get along

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Speaker 1: at work. Dr castle Berry, Yes, hello, since I mounted,

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Speaker 1: since we left, Yes, Dr Castleberry, good morning. Yes, things

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00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 1: have not gotten any better between Steve and and I

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00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 1: and I don't know. Is there any kind of exercise

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00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:34,799
Speaker 1: we can do to work on this relationship? Yes? Are

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00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:38,400
Speaker 1: you guys actually there in person to get looking at

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Speaker 1: each other? I'm looking at him right now. Okay, So

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Speaker 1: what I want you guys to do is to face

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Speaker 1: each other. Okay. Can you guys link hands? That means

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00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 1: we need to interlock our fingers come out step Okay,

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00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 1: So just face each other. Link hands, and on account

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Speaker 1: of three, we're going to breathe in for three and

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00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:04,600
Speaker 1: out for three. Here we go three to one inhale

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00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 1: one two three exhale inhale to three exhale three release.

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00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:20,719
Speaker 1: Can't open your eyes and you can see each other.

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Speaker 1: Born anew that his hand? Where were you out in

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00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:31,680
Speaker 1: my hand? See too? He just asked me to that's all.

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00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 1: Oh no, sorry, my hands is so much bigger than yours.

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Speaker 1: It wouldn't have been fair. Is there a non touching

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00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 1: exercise we can do? Because yes, Actually, if you have

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Speaker 1: a sheet of paper, okay, okay, I want you guys

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Speaker 1: to write down three things that you respect about one another. Hey,

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Speaker 1: keep it private, and then what we're going to do

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Speaker 1: is to read it aloud. I like this exercise. We

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Speaker 1: respect you, Dr Castle Area, thank you so much. And

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Speaker 1: what it does is it re establishes the reason why

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00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:08,239
Speaker 1: you guys connected in the first place. You know, all

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00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:11,920
Speaker 1: relationships get lost somewhere along the way. All right, I'm ready,

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Speaker 1: you're ready, go ahead. Okay, this is what I respect

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Speaker 1: about him, his work, ethics, his fame, and even his money,

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Speaker 1: and those are the things I respect. So I want

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Speaker 1: to hear what he respect about in Come Out Stephen.

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Speaker 1: I respect the fact that he lives alone and that

632
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Speaker 1: his segment ends in four minutes. And then third thing

633
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Speaker 1: I respect about him that he has a highest and

634
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Speaker 1: can steal wall. You see how you see how disrespectful

635
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Speaker 1: that I respect about you? That's disrespectful. I'll say that

636
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 1: it's unique, very unique qualities. But it's you know, something

637
00:40:53,800 --> 00:40:57,359
Speaker 1: that you'd appreciate. Nonetheless, we will continue to work with you. Guys. Okay,

638
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Speaker 1: we want to thank you, and well, thanks for the dot.

639
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:06,480
Speaker 1: I feel like that. Yeah, you're listening, Steve Harvey Morning Show. Steve,

640
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:09,120
Speaker 1: we have a couple of questions for you. As promised,

641
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Speaker 1: This segment is called how old were you? Win? How

642
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 1: old were you when you had your first kiss? Let's

643
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:20,680
Speaker 1: say Gwen did that to me. I didn't want it.

644
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Speaker 1: What do you mean? You were traumatized? She made me

645
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Speaker 1: do it. She snatched me off my bike, she stayed

646
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Speaker 1: across the street. She was a big girl. She pulled

647
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Speaker 1: me down off the bike and threw me up against

648
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Speaker 1: the tree and kissed me real hard. And then what No,

649
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:38,799
Speaker 1: I just felt violent. I didn't I didn't cry number,

650
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 1: it was just traumatized and she was big she was

651
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:43,840
Speaker 1: actually on my TV show. Yeah, I remember. I remember

652
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 1: they found her and they found Gwyen Harris and then

653
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 1: she came on TV timeout. You I didn't make you.

654
00:41:50,239 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: You wanted it. I'm looking at it now. I'm going

655
00:41:54,040 --> 00:42:02,520
Speaker 1: just a damn line though that. Man, I ain't seen

656
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 1: Gwen Harris. Man. I think last time I saw Gwen

657
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 1: Hass I was at a mama's funeral. Man. It might

658
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 1: have been nineteen and you had no idea she was

659
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 1: going to be on the stand, had no idea. And

660
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:16,160
Speaker 1: my first kiss was on my talk show and it

661
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 1: was not a kiss. It was not memored with it,

662
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 1: very forceful. She was stronger than she was handling my laugh.

663
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 1: But were you in the in the were you at

664
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Speaker 1: that age where you liked girls you started to start

665
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:34,320
Speaker 1: I never went in the phase where I didn't like girls.

666
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:40,319
Speaker 1: I like girls in kindergart Yeah, I had the girl

667
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: on my show. But the first girl I ever walked home.

668
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:46,239
Speaker 1: I walked home in the sixth grade and carried her

669
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:51,000
Speaker 1: book for to Reach the Shepherd. You remember their name everything,

670
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 1: Michelle Hawkins. Michelle Hawkers was in high school with me

671
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 1: when I was walking and playing I want to go

672
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 1: outside in the rain and the for tier and she

673
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:03,759
Speaker 1: wouldn't give me a date, and that song was on

674
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 1: And that's why that song go Outside means so much

675
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:10,759
Speaker 1: to me. She was on my show too, And when

676
00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,840
Speaker 1: they all came out, I named every last one of Wow.

677
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 1: That really threw them all. I'm sure they remembered you

678
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,120
Speaker 1: excuse me his name? What? What did you just say?

679
00:43:20,920 --> 00:43:25,600
Speaker 1: Don't try to help him? Junior? He just definitely said,

680
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:32,400
Speaker 1: you don't never learn. He was voting. He was voted

681
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 1: most difficult in high school. Let's just move on. Yes, Yes,

682
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,800
Speaker 1: How old were you? How old were you when you

683
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:46,120
Speaker 1: heard your first Earth Wind and Fire song? I know

684
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 1: that's your favorite group? Might have been sixteen sixteen when

685
00:43:52,719 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 1: I heard the first Winning Five songs, seventeen when I

686
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:59,759
Speaker 1: bought my first Winning Five album, Wow, and what was

687
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 1: the song? The first song I heard was Head to

688
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:05,320
Speaker 1: the Sky. That was off the Head to the Sky.

689
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:09,439
Speaker 1: But my favorite song on that album was Masquerade. Can

690
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 1: this is what you're gonna sing? Bell? Masquerade? I want

691
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 1: to know all we what we really see, all the

692
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Speaker 1: outside and hiding what we really are old the inside

693
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Speaker 1: feat when you think he's finished Deed, Yeah, I just

694
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Speaker 1: you're something you're really not. Old world is a masquerade. Yeah,

695
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 1: I don't give a dad with them doults trying to

696
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:06,319
Speaker 1: figure out. I'm figured it out, all right, y'all want

697
00:45:06,360 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 1: to ask me some more? Dum, I'm like, okay, you

698
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 1: like that? Okay, we'll be back with more and the

699
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 1: nephews pring phone call coming up. You're listening Steve Morning Show.

700
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:20,319
Speaker 1: What you got paper clips? Okay, don't say no more,

701
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,360
Speaker 1: don't do it. You don't want him to speak? Boys?

702
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 1: Do you know what the paper clips? Don't? Yes? Clip?

703
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 1: But in a prank? Yes, I just thought it was

704
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:43,960
Speaker 1: a outbursts. I don't know. Yeah, you go too, fasso travel.

705
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach for ronic could how you doing?

706
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:52,319
Speaker 1: My name is Philip, I'm from How you doing? I'm good?

707
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:54,120
Speaker 1: Thank you? How can I help you today? You were

708
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:57,959
Speaker 1: with the company here UMU see you just left about

709
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 1: what six months ago? That's correct? Okay? And you left

710
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:04,879
Speaker 1: with a severance, am I right? That's right? I'm sorry?

711
00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:08,279
Speaker 1: Who a monthy, Philip? My name is Philip, Philip. I'm

712
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 1: actually calling on some security questions and wanted to reach

713
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 1: out to you. Now you you own your own travel

714
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 1: agency now that's correct. Okay. Um, Now you actually left

715
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 1: with the severance when you when you left the company

716
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 1: at that right, that's right? Okay? And how long were

717
00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 1: you actually with UH? I was there for eight years?

718
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry whom my things again? My name is Philip.

719
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 1: I'm with security and what can I do for you? Philip? Uh? Well,

720
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 1: we got we have you. You you started this business? Now?

721
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:43,800
Speaker 1: Did you started before you left? Philip? I'm started this

722
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:46,560
Speaker 1: stigmas after I left there? You let you started it

723
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:50,000
Speaker 1: after you left there, that's correct, one month, one month

724
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:53,680
Speaker 1: after you left there. Okay. So the reason why I'm

725
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:55,520
Speaker 1: giving you a call, and I've been you know, we've

726
00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 1: gone through some security tapes and things of that nature.

727
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:03,040
Speaker 1: We're missing so many rims of paper, We're missing thousands

728
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:06,840
Speaker 1: of paper clips, We're missing so many office supplies, and

729
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:10,280
Speaker 1: it's been brought to the securities attention that it's targeting

730
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Speaker 1: that you are the person that has taken all of

731
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 1: this this UH office. I'm sorry, let me let me

732
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:17,960
Speaker 1: get this right. Silver. You are calling my place of

733
00:47:18,040 --> 00:47:20,840
Speaker 1: business asking me if I have used paper clips and paper.

734
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 1: I have customers in my establishment right now. I can't

735
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:26,480
Speaker 1: talk to you about this Okay, ma'am, listen. I know

736
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 1: that I'm sorry for calling your place to business, but

737
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 1: I want to say that we're at the of the

738
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:34,360
Speaker 1: point of actually picking you up behind items that have

739
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:36,600
Speaker 1: been taken from the company. So I wanted to call

740
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 1: and see if we could get it taken care of

741
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:40,919
Speaker 1: over the phone. Now you gotta go, then I'm gonna

742
00:47:40,960 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 1: have to actually come out to your business, and that's

743
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 1: something that I'm trying not to do. You know what?

744
00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:49,799
Speaker 1: Hold hold on? What that? Can you hold that? Who

745
00:47:50,280 --> 00:47:52,680
Speaker 1: is this on my phone talking about from damn paper clips?

746
00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:55,480
Speaker 1: I have been gone from there for six months. Are

747
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 1: you calling me now about some paper and somewhere paper clips? Man?

748
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:02,359
Speaker 1: We're missing at least five thousand paper clips. You I'm

749
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 1: gonna tell you what you can do. I have been

750
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:06,719
Speaker 1: out of that company for six months. I worked for

751
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:08,480
Speaker 1: y'all for eight years, and you won't let me go.

752
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:11,359
Speaker 1: I didn't take anything from you, Okay. Have you ever

753
00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 1: used any paper or any paper clips outside of Have

754
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 1: you done that? Of course? I use paper every day

755
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:21,280
Speaker 1: I run a business, okay, But you're using our paper

756
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:24,399
Speaker 1: for your own personal business, your travel agent or whatever

757
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 1: it is that you have you're using office supplies, that

758
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:30,800
Speaker 1: right there is against the law. No, I will go

759
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:34,360
Speaker 1: and buy you some damn paper clips. Okay, well we

760
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 1: don't want paper clips. Man. Now we've given you a

761
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 1: severance play and for my understanding, it's been a substantial amount.

762
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:43,840
Speaker 1: And right now it's gonna be filing charges and taking

763
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:47,719
Speaker 1: you to court over these paper clips and paper I'm

764
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:48,799
Speaker 1: gonna tell you what you can do with the five

765
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:50,800
Speaker 1: thousand paper clips, paper clips them together and hang you

766
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:52,839
Speaker 1: out for buy ya. I didn't see them the damn

767
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:54,839
Speaker 1: paper clips. You're gonna call me six months later talk

768
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:57,520
Speaker 1: about some paper and paper clips. Man, I don't want

769
00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: to go back to Bill. I'm sorry. This is some

770
00:49:01,440 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 1: fill up. So are you wanting to return all the

771
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 1: merchandise because it looks like I didn't take no merchandise.

772
00:49:07,560 --> 00:49:09,359
Speaker 1: I don't have to steal nothing from y'all. I work

773
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:14,520
Speaker 1: for you for eight years, somebody for eight years. You

774
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 1: stole paper, paper clips, you stole off the supplies, scissors,

775
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 1: masking tape. You have taken markers, pins. We got it

776
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:26,080
Speaker 1: down to know what video tape you got. Pill up.

777
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 1: I ain't steal nothing from y'all. I was employee of

778
00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:30,759
Speaker 1: the year you wont gave me at Severn package? How there?

779
00:49:30,800 --> 00:49:32,279
Speaker 1: You call me six months? Lady? You can take the

780
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:35,200
Speaker 1: paper clips and shove them up. You're behind excuse me?

781
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:37,800
Speaker 1: Are we done here? No, we're not done here. So

782
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:41,880
Speaker 1: take your video tape and your paper clips and your scissors,

783
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 1: and you know what to do with them. No, no,

784
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:45,960
Speaker 1: I don't. Man. Now listen, what we're gonna have to

785
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:48,880
Speaker 1: do is you're gonna get served right there at your

786
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 1: travel agency. Where are you locating? We're missing over five

787
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:56,880
Speaker 1: thousand paper clips and we need those. Now, what's your address?

788
00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring your damn paper and paper clips to you?

789
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 1: How about that? So, so you are you are guilty

790
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:07,360
Speaker 1: of using the paper aren't you all used paper fillips?

791
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:10,759
Speaker 1: I don't feel, which means guess what. It's against the law,

792
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:13,279
Speaker 1: which means you help your law something. If you have

793
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:18,759
Speaker 1: taken one paper clip, it's against the law. And you

794
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:21,799
Speaker 1: got pens in your car? Feller that corporation? I bet

795
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 1: you do. I work for the company. I'm trying to

796
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:27,040
Speaker 1: run a business. So you're stealing too. Give me your

797
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:29,360
Speaker 1: voice's number. You're calling my damn phone talking about some

798
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:32,360
Speaker 1: pens and paper clips. Here. Watch your mine, give me

799
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,759
Speaker 1: your address. I'll bring the pens and paper clips. You

800
00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:37,880
Speaker 1: ain't got what you do thinking so many pens and

801
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:41,879
Speaker 1: so many paper clips, but I was business. Don't call

802
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:46,040
Speaker 1: my phone within talking about something. I'm gonna play this

803
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 1: to you now. I'm gonna go ahead and order. I'm

804
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 1: ordering the police to come and pick you up, okay,

805
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:53,560
Speaker 1: because I'm trying to get the problem. Taking care about

806
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 1: the phone. Bring the police and you come with them.

807
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:59,080
Speaker 1: Come get it. I got something for you when you

808
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:01,440
Speaker 1: get here and bring up. You're calling me about some

809
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:03,920
Speaker 1: paper and paper clips. I've been going from there for

810
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:08,000
Speaker 1: six months. Damn you have stolen paper clips from the

811
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:10,680
Speaker 1: company and we want our player clips back. Bring you

812
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:13,400
Speaker 1: over here. You want to get some damn paper clips,

813
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,239
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna call my man. We can kick your

814
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 1: over here if you want to. You want to address,

815
00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 1: you want to address to up. Come on, I'm a professional,

816
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 1: I'm trying to run a business. I gotta walk away

817
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 1: from my customers. And it was about from pens and

818
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:31,200
Speaker 1: papers and paper clip ups because you stole over five

819
00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 1: thousand player your faith and then you also you better

820
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:36,880
Speaker 1: be ready because you're stowing some stuff for Tommy and

821
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:41,120
Speaker 1: he's been over here. Wait a minute, won't wait time?

822
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:43,840
Speaker 1: Tommy says, you're stowing a bunch of here stuff. Listen,

823
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:46,880
Speaker 1: I don't know nobody name, no dad. You don't know

824
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:49,879
Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You don't

825
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:55,320
Speaker 1: know him? What's the day? I say? Do you know

826
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Moys? Y'all? Do you

827
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:06,920
Speaker 1: know him? You gotta be kicking me. Your girlfriend dorthe

828
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:09,960
Speaker 1: got me to pray folk call you. I'm gonna kick.

829
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Speaker 1: I'm going to get her right now. I'm you made

830
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:21,440
Speaker 1: me step in the back room on you. Hey, let

831
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Speaker 1: me ask you something, baby, what is the baddest I mean,

832
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Speaker 1: the baddest radio show in the lad Steve Harvey Morning Show. Hey,

833
00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:29,799
Speaker 1: what up your boy? Chris Brandon? Right now, y'all listening

834
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:35,160
Speaker 1: to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Steve, you have to

835
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:38,759
Speaker 1: tell us the story, uh you were talking about at

836
00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 1: the mentoring camp well with your mother jus Now, one

837
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:46,160
Speaker 1: of the mothers or two. I was not sure one

838
00:52:46,239 --> 00:52:51,160
Speaker 1: or two of them. I couldn't hear and talk. They

839
00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:56,960
Speaker 1: couldn't talk. I don't talk. I'm not whatever they be

840
00:52:57,080 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 1: saying that's death. Not sure. I don't really you don't

841
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:05,240
Speaker 1: keep up. So I'm in here talking. So the lady

842
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:07,800
Speaker 1: up there standing off to the side and sign it.

843
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:11,920
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody told me nothing, So I'm talking and she

844
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:14,680
Speaker 1: just over the sun. So I looked over there and

845
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:16,759
Speaker 1: now ain't saying nothing at first, then she kept on.

846
00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:19,439
Speaker 1: I turned around and to excuse me, what is you doing?

847
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:26,719
Speaker 1: So now instead of talking, she keeps sign So I said, ma'am,

848
00:53:26,800 --> 00:53:28,479
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're doing, but sit down because

849
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 1: I don't like all that. I'm talking around. You know,

850
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:36,560
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're over there doing all that moving,

851
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:38,880
Speaker 1: but just come on, sit down with everybody else. So

852
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 1: she smiled and kept on sign it. Now I know

853
00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:45,799
Speaker 1: that just laid it down front. It's just standing up.

854
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:50,439
Speaker 1: So I still ain't. Ain't did the math on this ship.

855
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:55,400
Speaker 1: The women in the audience is covering their mouth like no,

856
00:53:55,640 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 1: this food here, and then I said, look, I don't

857
00:54:00,719 --> 00:54:04,440
Speaker 1: like all that. Just come over. Shut This woman was

858
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:07,120
Speaker 1: waving at me with both hands like Steve, you know,

859
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:15,480
Speaker 1: waving like two. I said, I said, I don't care

860
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:18,280
Speaker 1: about it. When I came to what is your double

861
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:25,200
Speaker 1: hand high. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

862
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:28,600
Speaker 1: Coming up next Today's Strawberry Letter, and this one is

863
00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:31,360
Speaker 1: crazy as always, When are they not? Is the question?

864
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:35,600
Speaker 1: But but first, nephew, this one is for you, because

865
00:54:35,680 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 1: you on this show are the resident germophobe. When you

866
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:42,880
Speaker 1: blow out the candles on your next birthday cake, you

867
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,600
Speaker 1: might want to wish for not getting sick. Really, I

868
00:54:45,719 --> 00:54:48,440
Speaker 1: just did that, just like a few days ago last

869
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,880
Speaker 1: because according to a new study, all the huffing and

870
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:54,640
Speaker 1: puffing we do to get the candles out can increase

871
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:58,520
Speaker 1: the bacteria on a cake by fourteen hundred per cent.

872
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:03,960
Speaker 1: I said, fourteen hundred percents. What am I sick? It

873
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:07,880
Speaker 1: turns out the blowing raises the amount of bacteria on

874
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 1: the frosting and average of fifteen times. But professor and

875
00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:16,840
Speaker 1: researchers say one person saliva increased it by one hundred

876
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:20,120
Speaker 1: and twenty times. And as nasty as that sounds, and

877
00:55:20,200 --> 00:55:23,319
Speaker 1: it does sound very, very nasty, the researchers don't think

878
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 1: most birthday cake eaters will actually get sick from all

879
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:29,360
Speaker 1: those germs. Okay, so that's a relief. That's a relief.

880
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:32,239
Speaker 1: You don't mean when people be blowing all that show

881
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:39,759
Speaker 1: love birthday cake, Love birthday cake. Why because you don't

882
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:42,040
Speaker 1: like birthday cake or because they blow on? I love

883
00:55:42,120 --> 00:55:44,319
Speaker 1: the cake. But when you see blow like my son,

884
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:46,239
Speaker 1: he'll jump and let me blow it out for your dad.

885
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:52,560
Speaker 1: I'm not eating that. Yeah, your son his birthday. But

886
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:56,280
Speaker 1: in a lightning storm you had under the gash board

887
00:55:56,480 --> 00:56:01,200
Speaker 1: in front of your family. Birthday just am cake. Birthday

888
00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:04,600
Speaker 1: cake is delicious. Remember that time they was taking my

889
00:56:04,719 --> 00:56:08,560
Speaker 1: blood at the studio, Tell me, oh my god, I

890
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:12,400
Speaker 1: can't see this blood. I'd be going, dug what you're

891
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:15,239
Speaker 1: gonna do when you bleed? A lot of people can't

892
00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:19,040
Speaker 1: see blood. They pass out. I got all that you'll

893
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:21,840
Speaker 1: give him now, I got sherlot. I can't understand the

894
00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:26,279
Speaker 1: time is grown ass man with all these issues. I

895
00:56:26,360 --> 00:56:30,120
Speaker 1: can't believe he don't eat birthday cake after somebody got son,

896
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:35,480
Speaker 1: you know many birthday cakes. Yeah, look at his stomach.

897
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:45,640
Speaker 1: Can't see me? Shut up man, the stomach. Yeah. I

898
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 1: gained at a minimum nine pounds. Well I stepped on

899
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:55,239
Speaker 1: the scale. Yeah, about eleven pounds from vacation. Yeah to

900
00:56:55,480 --> 00:57:04,359
Speaker 1: forty one because you're about thirty two. But my goal

901
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:07,279
Speaker 1: I gotta train. I gotta tell y'all, I'm gonna bring

902
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:09,719
Speaker 1: the train on the show. I've been taking pictures on

903
00:57:09,800 --> 00:57:13,160
Speaker 1: my food to pass few days my meal playing, and

904
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:16,680
Speaker 1: I just feel a little bit of the workout because

905
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:22,400
Speaker 1: I'm going to encourage the baby boomer population to get

906
00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:25,040
Speaker 1: their self in shape, and I'm gonna show you how

907
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:29,200
Speaker 1: it is done. Well, Okay, that's cool. I actually get together, man,

908
00:57:29,240 --> 00:57:31,480
Speaker 1: Because I said I was out there eating, I had

909
00:57:31,560 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 1: no dietary tract ice cream every day. But you're supposed

910
00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:37,000
Speaker 1: to do that on vacation. Right, Where are you saying

911
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:38,800
Speaker 1: you went overboard? I mean, you're supposed to have a

912
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:42,080
Speaker 1: good time, and well, I'm supposed to go overboard this vacation.

913
00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:45,160
Speaker 1: That's where my wife kept saying, Steve, you're on vacation. Yeah,

914
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:47,760
Speaker 1: you can't. You can't die, yeah, because then it's not

915
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:51,800
Speaker 1: much of a Steve Harvey fish sandwich. What is that now?

916
00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:58,800
Speaker 1: Fried fish, filet, tomatoes, tartar sauce, cheese on a toasted

917
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 1: uh weet weet weet your chef on the on the yacht. Yo,

918
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:09,000
Speaker 1: that's not bad. How many times did you have that?

919
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:13,440
Speaker 1: Okay with a bowl of ice cream? She said, I'm

920
00:58:13,480 --> 00:58:19,440
Speaker 1: gonna tell you with potato, with every day fresh cut.

921
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:22,000
Speaker 1: The only thing about overseas what's different here. There's no

922
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:25,720
Speaker 1: preservative to white food. There's nowhere near is bad. We

923
00:58:25,840 --> 00:58:28,560
Speaker 1: learned that in Paris. All right, let's get to the letter. Guys,

924
00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:32,120
Speaker 1: buggle up, hold on tight. We gotta fight you Strow

925
00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:38,720
Speaker 1: Barry letter. Alright. Another disclaimer. If you got your kids

926
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:42,360
Speaker 1: in the car, kids, kids around you, you probably don't

927
00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 1: want them to hear this. We're here, what are we reading. Well,

928
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:50,720
Speaker 1: it's not for kids home. I'm just saying, well, MoMA

929
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:53,600
Speaker 1: nearm at work, the radio hold at the house. That's

930
00:58:53,680 --> 00:59:01,280
Speaker 1: my disclaimer, Steve, I'm reading it. Video subject try ingle. Okay.

931
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:05,160
Speaker 1: I was at a gathering and was introduced to this

932
00:59:05,320 --> 00:59:08,440
Speaker 1: couple that has kids the same age as mine. We

933
00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 1: had good conversation, set up play dates, and our kids

934
00:59:11,560 --> 00:59:15,240
Speaker 1: play very well together. Then, while hanging out one night

935
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:19,000
Speaker 1: playing games, the woman of the couple asked me a

936
00:59:19,160 --> 00:59:24,160
Speaker 1: woman if I have ever been with a woman. Being shocked,

937
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:26,760
Speaker 1: I said, I've been with women all my life, but

938
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:31,680
Speaker 1: she clarified what I feared. Her husband joined the conversation

939
00:59:31,840 --> 00:59:35,000
Speaker 1: and encouraged it. Thus the reason for the disclaimer. Steve

940
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:39,880
Speaker 1: Weeks went by without mentioning, mentioning of it, mention of it,

941
00:59:40,040 --> 00:59:42,400
Speaker 1: and again I was asked if I decided if I

942
00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:46,480
Speaker 1: wanted to be involved. I agreed, and it happened more

943
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:49,680
Speaker 1: than once and has been going on for over three

944
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:53,600
Speaker 1: years now. The husband has issues with it and no

945
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:57,840
Speaker 1: longer wants his kids to play with my kids. The end,

946
00:59:58,280 --> 01:00:04,440
Speaker 1: that is it. So it's no, I'm just saying, there's

947
01:00:04,520 --> 01:00:08,880
Speaker 1: no what should I do. I'm just saying, yeah, okay, alright.

948
01:00:08,960 --> 01:00:11,680
Speaker 1: Let let me just let me just say to the husband, though,

949
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:13,880
Speaker 1: even though you did not write the letter, be careful

950
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:15,960
Speaker 1: of what you asked for. This is a perfect example

951
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:18,240
Speaker 1: because you just may get it and uh, you know,

952
01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:22,080
Speaker 1: then you will get kicked to the curb. Uh. Husband,

953
01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:24,000
Speaker 1: You know, at first you were pushing it, trying to

954
01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:26,200
Speaker 1: get her involved in all of that. Now you see

955
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:29,920
Speaker 1: what happened just sounds like, lady, you're perfectly fine with

956
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:32,640
Speaker 1: this whole situation, with your affair with this woman. You're

957
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:35,240
Speaker 1: just mad about the play date arrangement. So you know,

958
01:00:35,320 --> 01:00:36,960
Speaker 1: I guess if you guys can figure out a way

959
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:39,120
Speaker 1: to you know, get rid of the husband or whatever,

960
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:41,800
Speaker 1: then it'll just be you and her. I don't know, Steve,

961
01:00:42,680 --> 01:00:47,840
Speaker 1: that's crazy. First of all, this ain't a triangle? What

962
01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:55,600
Speaker 1: is it? Steve? This octagon triangle got three sids? This

963
01:00:55,840 --> 01:01:03,880
Speaker 1: got eight sids? Is you the other lady who husband

964
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:11,120
Speaker 1: all your kids and all their kids? That's b ain't people.

965
01:01:11,960 --> 01:01:15,120
Speaker 1: Let's stop signs. You should have cut this off a

966
01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:20,880
Speaker 1: long time ago. But here you go. Here is why

967
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 1: is this letter in the strong bend? What? Nothing? She'd

968
01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:29,640
Speaker 1: asked for, no help or nothing. The only problems you

969
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:32,400
Speaker 1: won't know is problem how to get her husband quit?

970
01:01:32,520 --> 01:01:35,040
Speaker 1: Hav an issue? Because it's been going on three years.

971
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:37,960
Speaker 1: You ain't fitting to stop, and you ain't saying you

972
01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:42,400
Speaker 1: had a problem a minute ago. You were shot. Can't leave?

973
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:44,640
Speaker 1: She asked me that, well, do you want to? All right?

974
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:49,560
Speaker 1: That's how did it go? Steve? What do you want

975
01:01:49,600 --> 01:01:52,880
Speaker 1: to ask me? I'm telling problems. It is my biggest film.

976
01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:57,640
Speaker 1: Three weeks later, do you want to? All right? Okay?

977
01:01:58,680 --> 01:02:02,960
Speaker 1: I ain't doing that. You downstairs playing anything? Three years later,

978
01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:05,920
Speaker 1: we might as well go upstairs and play too. I

979
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:10,960
Speaker 1: come back. You're really gonna like all right? Steve's gonna

980
01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:13,560
Speaker 1: have Part two of Today's Strawberry letter coming up at

981
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:16,200
Speaker 1: twenty three after the hour, So don't go anywhere. We'll

982
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:19,800
Speaker 1: be right back. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning

983
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:22,560
Speaker 1: Show right now. Steve is here with part two of

984
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:28,040
Speaker 1: his response to the strawberry subject tri angle to the

985
01:02:28,120 --> 01:02:35,800
Speaker 1: octagon what should be octagon? Triangle at three people? It's

986
01:02:35,880 --> 01:02:40,800
Speaker 1: more than three involved here the kids. This lady was

987
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:43,439
Speaker 1: at a gather that got introduced to this couple kids

988
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:46,320
Speaker 1: same age as heard. We're a goop of conversations, set

989
01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:49,600
Speaker 1: up play dates, and our kids played very well all together.

990
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:53,360
Speaker 1: You probably need to start going in that room and

991
01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:56,280
Speaker 1: just see what them kids is really playing so very

992
01:02:56,360 --> 01:03:00,920
Speaker 1: well together because the mama's and daddy's just tripping. I'm

993
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:05,400
Speaker 1: thinking like father, like son, like mama like daughter. So

994
01:03:05,560 --> 01:03:07,040
Speaker 1: you probably need to go in that room and see

995
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:11,520
Speaker 1: what your kids is doing because the parents. The example

996
01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:14,440
Speaker 1: y'all setting is crazy kids ain't stupid? Are you crazy?

997
01:03:15,800 --> 01:03:18,160
Speaker 1: Crazy kids? You need to go in this room and

998
01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:21,640
Speaker 1: see what your kids is playing because the kids ain't

999
01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:24,280
Speaker 1: stupid because you keep putting them in the backyard while

1000
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:28,240
Speaker 1: y'all upstairs. You don't think kids be thinking stuff? Okay,

1001
01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:30,960
Speaker 1: I think we got way more. While hanging out one

1002
01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:36,680
Speaker 1: night playing games, the woman asked me a woman, I've

1003
01:03:36,680 --> 01:03:38,960
Speaker 1: ever been with a woman? Being shocked, I said, I've

1004
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:41,960
Speaker 1: been women all my life, but she clarified what I feeled.

1005
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:46,360
Speaker 1: Her husband joined the conversation and the courage. Yeah, y'all,

1006
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:49,840
Speaker 1: all right? Yeah. Weeks went by without mention of it,

1007
01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:51,520
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden asked me if I

1008
01:03:51,560 --> 01:03:54,439
Speaker 1: want to get involved? I agree, That's all I did.

1009
01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:59,479
Speaker 1: I just agree. Do you ever been with a woman?

1010
01:04:00,200 --> 01:04:03,200
Speaker 1: I kept this a shocking of public. I can't believe this.

1011
01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:10,400
Speaker 1: Do you want to get together? Okay? Now it's been

1012
01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:13,480
Speaker 1: going on three years and the husband got issues with it.

1013
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:20,880
Speaker 1: Now the husband is in now and then found out

1014
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:27,440
Speaker 1: he ain't wanted no more. My only question in this

1015
01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:30,840
Speaker 1: whole letter ship she ain't looking for answer here? What

1016
01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:36,880
Speaker 1: the hell is you doing in that back room with

1017
01:04:37,040 --> 01:04:41,440
Speaker 1: that woman for three years that her husband can't do?

1018
01:04:42,520 --> 01:04:46,360
Speaker 1: Could you please email me and Timmy a description of

1019
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:50,480
Speaker 1: what you in't that doing this is amazing? Or just

1020
01:04:50,680 --> 01:04:54,160
Speaker 1: invite us over the next time you invite Timmy over,

1021
01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:57,240
Speaker 1: I can't go. I can't go, but I will see

1022
01:04:57,240 --> 01:05:06,520
Speaker 1: in a very strong representative. All right, thank you, Steve. Yeah,

1023
01:05:07,520 --> 01:05:09,760
Speaker 1: you know, we gotta go email or Instagram. What's your

1024
01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:14,200
Speaker 1: thoughts on today's Strawberry letter at my girl Shirley. Uh, now, Steve,

1025
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:17,640
Speaker 1: let's switch gears for a minute here, because check this

1026
01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:20,840
Speaker 1: story out. A foot doctor podiatrist who works for the

1027
01:05:20,920 --> 01:05:25,960
Speaker 1: Washington Wizards recently suggested that a whopping nine of all

1028
01:05:26,240 --> 01:05:31,040
Speaker 1: NBA players get regular pedicures. This is his recommendation. Okay.

1029
01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:34,200
Speaker 1: He says, these guys make their living using their feet

1030
01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:37,040
Speaker 1: far more than the average man, and if their feet

1031
01:05:37,080 --> 01:05:41,120
Speaker 1: and toes are messed up, then their performance suffers. Al right,

1032
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:44,160
Speaker 1: So in the worst cases, they actually suffer with foot paint.

1033
01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:48,439
Speaker 1: So they try to stay ahead of things with regular pedicures. So, Steve,

1034
01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:50,640
Speaker 1: you're on your feet a lot, your feet are out

1035
01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:53,960
Speaker 1: a lot in the summertime. Do you get regular pedicures? Yeah?

1036
01:05:54,040 --> 01:05:58,040
Speaker 1: You do. Yeah, so that's a good thing, right, you

1037
01:05:58,120 --> 01:06:02,400
Speaker 1: recommended You are in agreement with the doctor. Do I

1038
01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:07,840
Speaker 1: agree with about the NBA players in their feet? Well? Uh,

1039
01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:16,600
Speaker 1: you've seen Shack Foot. Yeah. I love you to death,

1040
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:26,320
Speaker 1: Shack absolutely. Yeah. I have to. Yeah. Why do you

1041
01:06:26,360 --> 01:06:28,920
Speaker 1: say you have to? Because I don't like tann up

1042
01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:33,760
Speaker 1: my own sheet. What you're working with? Doctor? Getting man?

1043
01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:36,560
Speaker 1: I keep I can't keep going out of bed, bath

1044
01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:40,120
Speaker 1: and beyond. Yeah, y'all got another set of a thousand

1045
01:06:40,920 --> 01:06:47,600
Speaker 1: thousand count Yeah, I got to. Well that's good girl.

1046
01:06:48,320 --> 01:06:53,480
Speaker 1: Yeah you get pedicuris too, right, nephew. Sounds good because

1047
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:58,440
Speaker 1: you know not only girl. Y'all go to the salon.

1048
01:06:58,680 --> 01:07:03,840
Speaker 1: That's so cute. That's cute. I like that father and

1049
01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:06,840
Speaker 1: daughter time together, you know that. And then of course

1050
01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:09,000
Speaker 1: after that we have to go to the mall because

1051
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:15,720
Speaker 1: we're gonna buy something. Well yeah, yeah, yeah, you know

1052
01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:21,040
Speaker 1: you keep acting like you have another purpose, you know,

1053
01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:23,920
Speaker 1: like he's supposed to be doing something else. You know

1054
01:07:24,160 --> 01:07:26,440
Speaker 1: that wax in your car. You're supposed to take your

1055
01:07:26,480 --> 01:07:30,040
Speaker 1: baby to the mall. Do you know Tommy wack women

1056
01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:34,880
Speaker 1: in your life? Tommy waxes his road for. Aren't you

1057
01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:48,920
Speaker 1: supposed to supposed to? Right? Your damn dog got through me.

1058
01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:55,320
Speaker 1: I'm trying to gout who I know. You gotta rode

1059
01:07:55,560 --> 01:07:58,520
Speaker 1: that wax their own rod Roy, You don't watch your

1060
01:07:58,560 --> 01:08:01,880
Speaker 1: own Rosy. You go get in detail that they come

1061
01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:06,120
Speaker 1: to you, they come to your home. Go ahead, you

1062
01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:12,840
Speaker 1: will say that it's too much are who you are.

1063
01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:24,360
Speaker 1: They come to the house. Okay, guy about okay, what Oh,

1064
01:08:24,439 --> 01:08:35,240
Speaker 1: don't say it. We're running out of time here. They

1065
01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:40,479
Speaker 1: take care of the place. I love it. I love

1066
01:08:40,520 --> 01:08:44,679
Speaker 1: it so much. Did you go out to the car wash?

1067
01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:50,679
Speaker 1: Right now? That's the funny boy. You're listening to Steve

1068
01:08:50,800 --> 01:08:55,120
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, Thanksgiving? Wow did it come

1069
01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:58,439
Speaker 1: fast this year? It's here. We're all gathering around the

1070
01:08:58,520 --> 01:09:02,080
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving table. In our conversations it can be a little tent,

1071
01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:05,080
Speaker 1: you know. So we just want you, guys to prepare

1072
01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:09,040
Speaker 1: with some phrases that you should avoid at holiday dinners

1073
01:09:09,120 --> 01:09:10,760
Speaker 1: so we can just, you know, all have a good

1074
01:09:10,840 --> 01:09:14,920
Speaker 1: time with our family and friends. Okay, like for instance, yeah, okay,

1075
01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:18,720
Speaker 1: for instance, Steve Um, when you start a sentence with

1076
01:09:19,360 --> 01:09:23,360
Speaker 1: you should have you should have? You know, the words

1077
01:09:23,479 --> 01:09:28,680
Speaker 1: should you know can make a person feel judged or disappointed.

1078
01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:31,960
Speaker 1: You see where I'm going with that. You should have

1079
01:09:32,080 --> 01:09:38,360
Speaker 1: let somebody else get a yeah, yeah, that's hurtful. Yeah, yeah,

1080
01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:41,280
Speaker 1: you should have. You should have left the marshmallows acting yam.

1081
01:09:41,479 --> 01:09:43,880
Speaker 1: That's like that. I'm with you. I'm with you on that.

1082
01:09:45,320 --> 01:09:50,559
Speaker 1: Are not hurt over? How about this? I know it's

1083
01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:58,080
Speaker 1: pot Look, but you should have just came. Ain't no

1084
01:09:58,280 --> 01:10:05,240
Speaker 1: luck in your yeah, stuff like that, Steve, you got it?

1085
01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:09,200
Speaker 1: Or you know, avoid saying that. Yeah, avoid saying this,

1086
01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:12,360
Speaker 1: you know, because this is definitely this could start one

1087
01:10:12,479 --> 01:10:16,200
Speaker 1: right here. Um, can you believe what your president just did?

1088
01:10:17,680 --> 01:10:20,960
Speaker 1: You can start yeah, yeah, it can lead to an

1089
01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:24,280
Speaker 1: argument and a fight, you know, politics. Everybody in agreement

1090
01:10:24,360 --> 01:10:27,120
Speaker 1: on my family? My family all good with that. That's

1091
01:10:27,120 --> 01:10:30,000
Speaker 1: gonna get the party popping right now. Okay, alright, you're

1092
01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:32,400
Speaker 1: not gonna avoid saying that. Oh no, no, no, you

1093
01:10:32,439 --> 01:10:35,320
Speaker 1: can talk politics in my house. Everybody at my house

1094
01:10:35,400 --> 01:10:43,280
Speaker 1: in the same political mindset you don't have. You if

1095
01:10:43,320 --> 01:10:45,599
Speaker 1: you are Republican at the table, you need to keep

1096
01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:51,479
Speaker 1: it you Okay, you won't be Okay, let's get back

1097
01:10:51,520 --> 01:10:54,880
Speaker 1: to my dad. Uh huh, let's get back to the

1098
01:10:54,920 --> 01:10:57,760
Speaker 1: food for a minute. How about this one. You know,

1099
01:10:57,920 --> 01:11:08,639
Speaker 1: the best turkey I ever had was again, the best

1100
01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:16,679
Speaker 1: turkey I ever had was my mom. Say that, Yeah,

1101
01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:24,360
Speaker 1: that'll set it off. You don't have to always tell

1102
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:29,200
Speaker 1: the truth though, No, no, no, no, Sherley wants again.

1103
01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:32,720
Speaker 1: Y'all need to make up, y'all, man, you all want

1104
01:11:32,800 --> 01:11:35,880
Speaker 1: us to be trump or you won't ease last were good?

1105
01:11:36,439 --> 01:11:40,559
Speaker 1: Were lying on Thanksgiving? It's a good time to ask

1106
01:11:40,680 --> 01:11:45,800
Speaker 1: that question. Yeah, you know, like, uh, if you start

1107
01:11:45,840 --> 01:11:49,519
Speaker 1: a sentence with when are you going to learn how

1108
01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:56,920
Speaker 1: to cook? Don't do that? When you're gonna finally let

1109
01:11:57,040 --> 01:12:02,240
Speaker 1: him go? Okay, that's the one, because you don't want

1110
01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:04,720
Speaker 1: to make anyone feel defensive or put anyone on the

1111
01:12:04,840 --> 01:12:07,160
Speaker 1: spot or anything like that. Is when is you gonna

1112
01:12:07,160 --> 01:12:17,120
Speaker 1: stop using drugs? Really? Question? Yeah, what's gonna come out?

1113
01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:18,960
Speaker 1: I don't know why we see a bag like ain't

1114
01:12:19,479 --> 01:12:21,519
Speaker 1: I don't know what's wrong with you. I want to

1115
01:12:21,520 --> 01:12:25,040
Speaker 1: go to your house, but just come out there fifteen

1116
01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:29,519
Speaker 1: minutes you'll be able to take you're lying if it

1117
01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:33,360
Speaker 1: starts off with that. Yeah, I believe you walking the dough?

1118
01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:38,080
Speaker 1: When is you gonna stop using? You show up every

1119
01:12:38,120 --> 01:12:44,760
Speaker 1: you're looking like this? How about this? How about this?

1120
01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:50,920
Speaker 1: Right here? Says somewhere where I could see you going, Yeah,

1121
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:57,680
Speaker 1: bathroom ain't that way? Ain't no bathroom that way? And

1122
01:12:57,880 --> 01:13:00,720
Speaker 1: you know, trying not to open up a conversation or

1123
01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:05,360
Speaker 1: start a sentence with when are you going to? Don't

1124
01:13:05,400 --> 01:13:15,479
Speaker 1: do that one? Or remember the time you know my

1125
01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:19,759
Speaker 1: uncle Everett, thanks Having used to go he was drunk

1126
01:13:22,000 --> 01:13:30,200
Speaker 1: and time geol ain't nobody won't dear bus I'll laughing,

1127
01:13:30,439 --> 01:13:34,599
Speaker 1: everybody laughing. But wait a minute, Wait a minute. Up,

1128
01:13:35,240 --> 01:13:37,599
Speaker 1: did you hear about Don't start it with that one,

1129
01:13:37,960 --> 01:13:40,920
Speaker 1: because that could mean, yeah, you're gossiping about you know,

1130
01:13:41,160 --> 01:13:47,360
Speaker 1: somebody eat what What did you hear about your husband?

1131
01:13:47,479 --> 01:13:49,560
Speaker 1: Oh that's gonna get it started right there in the

1132
01:13:49,680 --> 01:13:56,400
Speaker 1: back room with Coral Cora. Not Cora Cora. Yeah, those

1133
01:13:56,439 --> 01:14:00,400
Speaker 1: are just conversation starters. You don't do that. Yeah, Oh

1134
01:14:00,560 --> 01:14:05,519
Speaker 1: that's gonna happen Thanksgiving, that's gonna happen. Well, I'll admit this.

1135
01:14:05,760 --> 01:14:07,840
Speaker 1: None of that happens at my house because I have

1136
01:14:08,200 --> 01:14:12,240
Speaker 1: no one at my house on Thanksgiving. As big as

1137
01:14:12,280 --> 01:14:16,600
Speaker 1: you create, nobody create no drama, not at my house. Okay,

1138
01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:18,479
Speaker 1: I thought you were saying you had no one at

1139
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:21,519
Speaker 1: your house. I was like, as big as your family is, Steve, Oh,

1140
01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:25,080
Speaker 1: the house gonna be packed. Yeah. I don't do drama. Yeah,

1141
01:14:25,280 --> 01:14:27,840
Speaker 1: not at the house. Everybody know. Don't ask me to play.

1142
01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:30,280
Speaker 1: I don't do that. You know, the game night, I

1143
01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:31,880
Speaker 1: might come in there for a couple of minutes, but

1144
01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:35,040
Speaker 1: that's it. Y'all know what I'm doing. I'm gonna eat

1145
01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:37,960
Speaker 1: and I'm sitting in front of this TV. I'm staring

1146
01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:40,320
Speaker 1: at it. And sometimes you're gonna come in there and

1147
01:14:40,400 --> 01:14:43,639
Speaker 1: the TV gonna be staying at me. Just walk back out,

1148
01:14:45,000 --> 01:14:47,040
Speaker 1: don't come in here. Just in the heat. I want it.

1149
01:14:47,160 --> 01:14:51,400
Speaker 1: This won't keep leeping five places on. Don't cut it off,

1150
01:14:51,960 --> 01:14:53,920
Speaker 1: so you don't mind them being in your house. A

1151
01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:56,280
Speaker 1: lot of people just don't bother you. Let you have

1152
01:14:56,479 --> 01:15:01,640
Speaker 1: your space. Yeah. Marjorie is really good at that too,

1153
01:15:01,680 --> 01:15:05,559
Speaker 1: because she tells him to Steve that Steve, all, don't

1154
01:15:05,600 --> 01:15:11,559
Speaker 1: bring your friends, and your friends won't pitch us. Yeah,

1155
01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:15,160
Speaker 1: that ain't happen. Meanwhile, at our house, all they want

1156
01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:22,080
Speaker 1: to talk about is you. Yes, Steve, come on. Yeah.

1157
01:15:23,080 --> 01:15:24,719
Speaker 1: I just hate when they want me to tell Steve

1158
01:15:24,880 --> 01:15:29,160
Speaker 1: something for they tell him give them. Can you just

1159
01:15:29,320 --> 01:15:33,439
Speaker 1: give us to Steve for me? Just the best seller? Right,

1160
01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:36,360
Speaker 1: we just get it to Steve. I'm not going to

1161
01:15:36,439 --> 01:15:39,960
Speaker 1: get your book the one kill me. Okay, I got

1162
01:15:40,080 --> 01:15:43,040
Speaker 1: this book of man I want you to read. I

1163
01:15:43,120 --> 01:15:48,080
Speaker 1: didn't read before I wrote. You're listening to Steve Harvey

1164
01:15:48,160 --> 01:15:51,559
Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, it's time for something funny, of course,

1165
01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:58,479
Speaker 1: and we're gonna go junior. First, truth be told, Truth

1166
01:15:58,560 --> 01:16:00,599
Speaker 1: be told. I can't help you, but let me take

1167
01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:03,519
Speaker 1: a phone call. I got this week. You know, I

1168
01:16:03,680 --> 01:16:06,920
Speaker 1: love I love Pete. People in neighborhood being going to

1169
01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:09,720
Speaker 1: the doctor. Got some bad news. But I've got the

1170
01:16:09,760 --> 01:16:12,200
Speaker 1: person to call. When when you get some bad news,

1171
01:16:12,240 --> 01:16:14,120
Speaker 1: you get me bad news. I get you right off

1172
01:16:14,200 --> 01:16:16,760
Speaker 1: of me, right back on to you. That's what I do.

1173
01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:20,960
Speaker 1: I get bad Tommy Pete calling man. He's like man

1174
01:16:21,680 --> 01:16:25,360
Speaker 1: dog got a bad heart, he said, Doctor say, I'm

1175
01:16:25,360 --> 01:16:27,680
Speaker 1: gonna have to have a heart transplant right there. And

1176
01:16:27,760 --> 01:16:35,640
Speaker 1: I said, hey, Pete, breathe slow. Hey, hey, you got

1177
01:16:35,680 --> 01:16:38,040
Speaker 1: the information for the bad heart. We can't upset you

1178
01:16:38,240 --> 01:16:40,840
Speaker 1: no kind of way. Your heart not good right now,

1179
01:16:41,120 --> 01:16:42,920
Speaker 1: so you need to take your time, make the last

1180
01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:45,160
Speaker 1: as long as you can't breathe slow. You got a

1181
01:16:45,200 --> 01:16:50,960
Speaker 1: bad got got a big yeah. Look at they got

1182
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:58,240
Speaker 1: to bet me. I got taking a step, I having

1183
01:16:58,320 --> 01:17:02,760
Speaker 1: big lips kill you. We didn't make it that whether

1184
01:17:02,840 --> 01:17:05,479
Speaker 1: he died or we didn't make it that far. But

1185
01:17:05,680 --> 01:17:09,160
Speaker 1: I understand bad heart and hard tramp because I think

1186
01:17:09,200 --> 01:17:13,559
Speaker 1: you won't mind right now I just want to let

1187
01:17:13,600 --> 01:17:15,800
Speaker 1: you know. It's a matter of fact, Pete, you don't

1188
01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:18,640
Speaker 1: find nothing else funny, because if you get rammed up,

1189
01:17:19,200 --> 01:17:22,400
Speaker 1: you're taking time off that heart. As a matter of fact,

1190
01:17:22,520 --> 01:17:25,800
Speaker 1: the next relationship you get into got to work because

1191
01:17:25,840 --> 01:17:29,720
Speaker 1: you can't afford no heartache. You can't have none of that.

1192
01:17:30,280 --> 01:17:33,400
Speaker 1: Matter of fact, feet when you go to sleep, sleep

1193
01:17:33,560 --> 01:17:37,320
Speaker 1: light because of deep sleep might be too much work

1194
01:17:37,400 --> 01:17:41,639
Speaker 1: on that. I just want you to understand. I understand

1195
01:17:41,640 --> 01:17:45,240
Speaker 1: where you're coming from. I just ain't one to help you.

1196
01:17:45,320 --> 01:17:48,800
Speaker 1: Got a bad you got a bad heart. Ain't my phone? No,

1197
01:17:49,920 --> 01:17:54,400
Speaker 1: you got it off the line with no. I'm sorry

1198
01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:58,400
Speaker 1: to hear that not. Have you seen a doctor if

1199
01:17:58,439 --> 01:18:03,280
Speaker 1: you knew it is his heart rate? Don't even read

1200
01:18:03,360 --> 01:18:07,640
Speaker 1: your bills. You can't get wrapped up. No kind of

1201
01:18:07,680 --> 01:18:11,400
Speaker 1: weight are you on any medication? None of that came

1202
01:18:11,439 --> 01:18:14,040
Speaker 1: from mind. No, sure that is. You can't have this.

1203
01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:16,599
Speaker 1: That's all I thought about. If you knew what Pete

1204
01:18:16,640 --> 01:18:18,320
Speaker 1: did to get the man, that's why he was calling

1205
01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:24,200
Speaker 1: you in the first place. He's looking for hardy ten man.

1206
01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:31,439
Speaker 1: A people doing a lot of bad things. Now you

1207
01:18:31,560 --> 01:18:33,599
Speaker 1: talk my dog man, they talking about I need new heart.

1208
01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:38,400
Speaker 1: They beat breeze slope. Breeze slope. You ain't getting it

1209
01:18:38,439 --> 01:18:41,760
Speaker 1: over here, hate you in your life? Truth be told,

1210
01:18:42,320 --> 01:18:45,559
Speaker 1: all right, Steve, this is uh. Don't you hate going

1211
01:18:45,640 --> 01:18:48,120
Speaker 1: over other people's houses and they don't have the stuff

1212
01:18:48,240 --> 01:18:52,919
Speaker 1: that you're used to, like, for instance, maybe air conditions,

1213
01:18:52,920 --> 01:18:56,400
Speaker 1: and that's very important, very important. And they got all

1214
01:18:56,479 --> 01:18:59,080
Speaker 1: the doors open and the windows open and it's not

1215
01:18:59,200 --> 01:19:02,240
Speaker 1: as hell. That's that right away. I can just go

1216
01:19:02,400 --> 01:19:08,360
Speaker 1: home because I got right nothing like that. I just

1217
01:19:08,600 --> 01:19:11,519
Speaker 1: like a little agg you know, and I don't look

1218
01:19:12,000 --> 01:19:15,080
Speaker 1: something else. Don't give me a one room air conditioning

1219
01:19:15,120 --> 01:19:18,160
Speaker 1: with you everybody extending this room right here, because there

1220
01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:22,080
Speaker 1: ain't no air condition you know, the one window. Hey,

1221
01:19:22,360 --> 01:19:25,879
Speaker 1: I can go home. All through the damn house. Cool everywhere.

1222
01:19:26,280 --> 01:19:29,519
Speaker 1: Cool that I'm just saying, trying to be funny. Why

1223
01:19:29,560 --> 01:19:36,479
Speaker 1: am I here somewhere to sit? You know what I'm saying,

1224
01:19:38,400 --> 01:19:43,120
Speaker 1: somewhere to sit? Everybody on the floe. It looks like

1225
01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:45,840
Speaker 1: you ain't moved in yet. That that right there kind

1226
01:19:45,840 --> 01:19:48,960
Speaker 1: of puzzles me. They got a flat screen on the wall.

1227
01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:51,519
Speaker 1: Why we did? Why we got this out of order?

1228
01:19:51,640 --> 01:19:54,280
Speaker 1: Right now? It's not care about it. It's not a

1229
01:19:54,360 --> 01:19:59,680
Speaker 1: being chill, but you know down being chill. Get my

1230
01:20:02,320 --> 01:20:04,240
Speaker 1: back in the day, I had to beat your body.

1231
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:12,200
Speaker 1: You actually become the bean shape. I can't do it.

1232
01:20:15,520 --> 01:20:19,920
Speaker 1: I'll tell you nothing. You gotta have some plates. Okay,

1233
01:20:20,439 --> 01:20:24,040
Speaker 1: you need some plate, but I plate because I can't

1234
01:20:24,080 --> 01:20:26,479
Speaker 1: stay eating people house. They mate you for dinner and

1235
01:20:26,520 --> 01:20:29,880
Speaker 1: they put on your food on that phone plate, paper plate.

1236
01:20:29,960 --> 01:20:33,880
Speaker 1: That being now the being juice dripping on your pay. No,

1237
01:20:37,720 --> 01:20:40,320
Speaker 1: I can't staying gold. Nobody's house ain't got too bad.

1238
01:20:43,200 --> 01:20:47,720
Speaker 1: But I need I need nothing. You dog, you mean

1239
01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:50,960
Speaker 1: to tell me you want somebody going there? We out,

1240
01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:57,200
Speaker 1: we we we out, and they're not coming right out.

1241
01:20:58,040 --> 01:21:01,800
Speaker 1: Oh pardoner. We ain't got a little side bad half

1242
01:21:01,920 --> 01:21:05,240
Speaker 1: back batesment of something that's a sink out of that.

1243
01:21:05,640 --> 01:21:08,320
Speaker 1: We're looking give me something. What I can't do is

1244
01:21:08,360 --> 01:21:10,240
Speaker 1: go to that door and turn it. And that's just

1245
01:21:12,920 --> 01:21:14,479
Speaker 1: sometimes you go to people house, you got to put

1246
01:21:14,560 --> 01:21:17,240
Speaker 1: in some work. Sometimes work got to be put in

1247
01:21:17,840 --> 01:21:25,760
Speaker 1: and you need that that through weight. Wait, wait, I'll

1248
01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:29,960
Speaker 1: tell you something else. I cain't staying going over nobody house.

1249
01:21:30,000 --> 01:21:39,960
Speaker 1: Ain't got no damn snack, got nothing, you got no

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01:21:40,160 --> 01:21:45,800
Speaker 1: net stuff. You ain't got no gotten nothing. Hold me.

1251
01:21:47,600 --> 01:21:53,680
Speaker 1: You ain't got a solda, it's no cloth. Fact. I

1252
01:21:53,800 --> 01:21:56,479
Speaker 1: can't go to people house that just got one TV.

1253
01:21:57,880 --> 01:22:02,880
Speaker 1: But I don't forget that which we all in here

1254
01:22:03,760 --> 01:22:11,720
Speaker 1: watching this children, all the kid kids in one room. Hey,

1255
01:22:11,800 --> 01:22:14,639
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I can't go to nobody house.

1256
01:22:14,720 --> 01:22:16,920
Speaker 1: Ain't got no front steps. How come I got the

1257
01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:20,719
Speaker 1: long jump into the man. You're gonna need some steps.

1258
01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:25,720
Speaker 1: I'll tell you one more thing for we get out

1259
01:22:25,760 --> 01:22:29,960
Speaker 1: of here. Look, man, I ain't trying to be bullsh

1260
01:22:31,080 --> 01:22:36,320
Speaker 1: but can you call it exterminator? Don't get your friends,

1261
01:22:36,360 --> 01:22:39,320
Speaker 1: don't don't get some type of service in here. I

1262
01:22:39,439 --> 01:22:42,920
Speaker 1: see him Sea be doing it, just stomping in Patton

1263
01:22:43,200 --> 01:22:51,160
Speaker 1: whole time. Somethingbody break up. You're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show,

1264
01:22:52,640 --> 01:22:56,760
Speaker 1: just saying mate, it's the nephew with side pieces. This

1265
01:22:56,880 --> 01:22:59,519
Speaker 1: is what it is. Hey, just come on, man, I'm

1266
01:22:59,520 --> 01:23:04,360
Speaker 1: gonna ask questions that side pieces will ask, and I'm

1267
01:23:04,400 --> 01:23:10,719
Speaker 1: gonna let timey respond. So, Tommy, if your side piece

1268
01:23:10,840 --> 01:23:15,280
Speaker 1: ask you, when can I call you? You can't? You

1269
01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:18,240
Speaker 1: If I don't call you, we don't talk. That's all

1270
01:23:18,280 --> 01:23:24,240
Speaker 1: that you don't. You don't call me I do call it. Okay,

1271
01:23:24,680 --> 01:23:27,880
Speaker 1: I asked you. Here's another. When can I text you?

1272
01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:32,000
Speaker 1: Same answer as your phone? If I don't text you,

1273
01:23:32,960 --> 01:23:39,080
Speaker 1: we don't text you? Wait, I start everything? Yeah, when

1274
01:23:39,080 --> 01:23:41,840
Speaker 1: we when we hang up the phone. Okay, let me

1275
01:23:41,920 --> 01:23:43,840
Speaker 1: tell you something when we when we hang up the phone.

1276
01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:46,640
Speaker 1: If you forgot to say something and you got to

1277
01:23:46,720 --> 01:23:50,719
Speaker 1: wait till I call you back? Okay? Here next question.

1278
01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:55,080
Speaker 1: Can we spend the night together? Yeah? Oh god, but

1279
01:23:55,200 --> 01:24:00,479
Speaker 1: my night in a sick for the to get my

1280
01:24:00,560 --> 01:24:14,600
Speaker 1: hands forty five my night. We can lay up on

1281
01:24:14,720 --> 01:24:20,080
Speaker 1: each other from three hug Oh, but come sick fortifive?

1282
01:24:20,479 --> 01:24:26,760
Speaker 1: I got to go. This is p M. I am. Yeah,

1283
01:24:27,520 --> 01:24:31,360
Speaker 1: we get. We're gonna watch the six o'clock news, right,

1284
01:24:32,600 --> 01:24:39,479
Speaker 1: I'm gonna right. Can you give her a nickname? Yeah? Baby,

1285
01:24:41,520 --> 01:24:44,360
Speaker 1: same thing I called my wife. But I ain't gonna

1286
01:24:44,439 --> 01:24:49,759
Speaker 1: do what I ain't been doing. Say the wrong everybody, baby,

1287
01:24:50,360 --> 01:24:52,639
Speaker 1: everybody baby. Okay. Let me ask you a question. Will

1288
01:24:52,640 --> 01:24:57,000
Speaker 1: you buy a gift for your side piece, like cologne? Yeah? Yeah,

1289
01:24:57,040 --> 01:24:59,080
Speaker 1: cologne and night. You can get that, but it's gonna

1290
01:24:59,120 --> 01:25:03,519
Speaker 1: be the same day, am cologne my wife? Well, I'm

1291
01:25:03,560 --> 01:25:05,720
Speaker 1: not going to come home smelling like no other woman.

1292
01:25:07,760 --> 01:25:13,160
Speaker 1: Smell my wife. Smile, You're gonna smell like her. Okay, Okay,

1293
01:25:13,200 --> 01:25:17,680
Speaker 1: here's another. Can she introduce you to her friend? Hey?

1294
01:25:17,720 --> 01:25:22,519
Speaker 1: Do know? They don't need to know I existed? What? What? What? What? What?

1295
01:25:22,840 --> 01:25:24,479
Speaker 1: Why is we wild? I'm meeting them people? I'm not

1296
01:25:24,520 --> 01:25:27,960
Speaker 1: ben doing nothing with them people? Why is you talking

1297
01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:34,120
Speaker 1: about me different? Breaking up that? People shouldn't even know

1298
01:25:34,200 --> 01:25:36,200
Speaker 1: I exist at all? You shouldn't be over that running

1299
01:25:36,200 --> 01:25:40,400
Speaker 1: in your mind about me to nobody? Okay, okay, tom

1300
01:25:40,520 --> 01:25:44,439
Speaker 1: here going next? Can she meet your friend? Okay, now

1301
01:25:44,479 --> 01:25:48,080
Speaker 1: that's a good quurt. That's a good question. Yes you can't,

1302
01:25:48,600 --> 01:25:55,040
Speaker 1: but only on side p's night. You can. You got

1303
01:25:55,120 --> 01:25:59,080
Speaker 1: me some most safe. What you ain't gonna do is

1304
01:25:59,200 --> 01:26:03,960
Speaker 1: be meeting them and if white Knight, that's not it

1305
01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:16,160
Speaker 1: ain't your night? You side? Now you know other side pieces? Okay, Tommins, Yeah,

1306
01:26:16,240 --> 01:26:19,280
Speaker 1: because I read that just got to be a common

1307
01:26:19,960 --> 01:26:23,200
Speaker 1: Can't she have a picture of you? You just got

1308
01:26:23,360 --> 01:26:28,759
Speaker 1: to have one. You go on my Facebook green shot

1309
01:26:28,840 --> 01:26:33,560
Speaker 1: a picture of me and my family. Crowd down, crap

1310
01:26:33,720 --> 01:26:40,360
Speaker 1: that down? Where you got only me? Now you got Yeah?

1311
01:26:41,880 --> 01:26:45,960
Speaker 1: If she asked you this, if she says I love you?

1312
01:26:46,840 --> 01:26:52,559
Speaker 1: Do you love me? What's your ass? Did Oh? I'm

1313
01:26:52,600 --> 01:26:56,679
Speaker 1: not I'm not gonna say that. A bunch of didos

1314
01:26:59,400 --> 01:27:04,639
Speaker 1: all that? Don't. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

1315
01:27:05,160 --> 01:27:08,839
Speaker 1: All right, Steve Carlos said we should discuss this subject,

1316
01:27:09,360 --> 01:27:16,080
Speaker 1: but I vehemently disagree. But whatever, if I'm in protest,

1317
01:27:18,800 --> 01:27:24,799
Speaker 1: yea to Jay. But you already know why the subject

1318
01:27:24,960 --> 01:27:35,400
Speaker 1: is cooking. Yeah, absolutely, so listen to this, so Steve, guys. Okay,

1319
01:27:35,479 --> 01:27:39,280
Speaker 1: one of the judges from Top Chef recently shared some

1320
01:27:39,479 --> 01:27:42,799
Speaker 1: tips to help folks step their game up in the kitchen,

1321
01:27:43,280 --> 01:27:45,880
Speaker 1: and I thought this would be a good idea for

1322
01:27:46,000 --> 01:27:48,760
Speaker 1: you guys to hear some of these tips, discuss it

1323
01:27:48,880 --> 01:27:51,040
Speaker 1: with Shirley, and maybe you guys can give us some

1324
01:27:51,160 --> 01:27:53,720
Speaker 1: pointers and things like that and to it. Okay, so

1325
01:27:53,880 --> 01:27:57,439
Speaker 1: here we go. You're ready, you guys on board with this? Okay?

1326
01:27:57,479 --> 01:28:03,559
Speaker 1: The first tip, you're not cooking enough, so practice makes perfect,

1327
01:28:03,720 --> 01:28:11,360
Speaker 1: all right? That ain't gonna have No. I don't even

1328
01:28:11,439 --> 01:28:14,640
Speaker 1: know why Shirley has a kitchen that could be an

1329
01:28:14,680 --> 01:28:22,280
Speaker 1: extra living room. Remember that the problem in Shirley had

1330
01:28:22,320 --> 01:28:24,200
Speaker 1: and she was in it for over a year and

1331
01:28:24,280 --> 01:28:26,559
Speaker 1: then we finally convinced that. And she opened up her

1332
01:28:26,640 --> 01:28:29,000
Speaker 1: refrigerator and it was new, I mean, opened up her

1333
01:28:29,120 --> 01:28:35,000
Speaker 1: oven and it was new. In their head, cardboard direction

1334
01:28:35,680 --> 01:28:45,360
Speaker 1: you know, still has the directions. That's really true. Okay, Shirley,

1335
01:28:45,400 --> 01:28:47,920
Speaker 1: practice makes perfect. Let's come on, boo, let's get the kitchen.

1336
01:28:48,000 --> 01:28:52,719
Speaker 1: Let's start. Let's start. You know you're married, now, come on, yeah,

1337
01:28:52,920 --> 01:28:56,679
Speaker 1: that's right, Jr. Right, here's the second tip. Basic tools.

1338
01:28:57,160 --> 01:29:00,680
Speaker 1: You don't need a food processor and all the blenders

1339
01:29:00,720 --> 01:29:04,000
Speaker 1: and all that fancy stuff. Just a knife. Get in there,

1340
01:29:04,080 --> 01:29:09,680
Speaker 1: cut up your vegetables, your sides, your onions. Just you

1341
01:29:09,720 --> 01:29:14,760
Speaker 1: think she's why you think she's gonna cut an onion

1342
01:29:14,800 --> 01:29:21,160
Speaker 1: and frying and let's gonna be crab. You can't do that.

1343
01:29:21,400 --> 01:29:23,200
Speaker 1: Come on, Steve, you come on now. You gotta give

1344
01:29:23,280 --> 01:29:27,840
Speaker 1: us some motivation with that. It's too late. It's too late.

1345
01:29:27,920 --> 01:29:30,360
Speaker 1: It's never too late. Is a lost cars what you're

1346
01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:41,040
Speaker 1: talking about. Trump ain't changing, Trump being a good president

1347
01:29:41,120 --> 01:29:50,840
Speaker 1: and we gotta hubby and oh boy. All right, well, Charley, Okay.

1348
01:29:50,920 --> 01:29:53,000
Speaker 1: One of the tips the chef said that you can start,

1349
01:29:53,120 --> 01:29:55,679
Speaker 1: like with the recipe, you can start with the basic

1350
01:29:56,040 --> 01:29:59,200
Speaker 1: part of the recipe and then you can add your

1351
01:29:59,240 --> 01:30:01,840
Speaker 1: own twist and make it your own. Like that time

1352
01:30:02,479 --> 01:30:06,560
Speaker 1: nothing follow him damn directions. Don't try to deviate or

1353
01:30:06,640 --> 01:30:11,120
Speaker 1: being a improvident, dude, what the damn books say? First,

1354
01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:13,839
Speaker 1: I like peanut butter. I think I'll put some peanut

1355
01:30:13,880 --> 01:30:18,000
Speaker 1: butter in this dressing. Oh god, well what about the

1356
01:30:18,080 --> 01:30:25,200
Speaker 1: time butter dressing? That's disgusting. Whatever, So this is a

1357
01:30:25,320 --> 01:30:31,559
Speaker 1: lost cause, he's quiet. I thought this would be good.

1358
01:30:31,920 --> 01:30:37,760
Speaker 1: A lost call. Cooking. You can't cook, you on water,

1359
01:30:37,840 --> 01:30:40,200
Speaker 1: cook you on hot to cook, and she shouldn't cook.

1360
01:30:41,520 --> 01:30:45,720
Speaker 1: I like all. I like that, get her husband, but

1361
01:30:45,800 --> 01:30:48,960
Speaker 1: I like nest though. He send this man through all

1362
01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:51,040
Speaker 1: this trial and there amiss. She tuldn't go in here

1363
01:30:51,080 --> 01:30:59,479
Speaker 1: and make the first time making. You're listening to Steve

1364
01:30:59,600 --> 01:31:03,960
Speaker 1: Harping Warning Show. Okay, it's time for something funny, Steve. Now,

1365
01:31:04,400 --> 01:31:07,439
Speaker 1: it's normal for people, you know, to get nostalgic about

1366
01:31:07,520 --> 01:31:09,320
Speaker 1: things from their past. A lot of us do that.

1367
01:31:09,640 --> 01:31:13,879
Speaker 1: Like the Slinky, remember that toy, the Walkman, remember the Walkman,

1368
01:31:15,160 --> 01:31:19,000
Speaker 1: Arkad games and even suits and hats for men, remember

1369
01:31:19,120 --> 01:31:24,519
Speaker 1: pac Man and all that? And yeah, I still play

1370
01:31:24,600 --> 01:31:27,960
Speaker 1: pac Man. I can't play the new games. They too complicated.

1371
01:31:28,520 --> 01:31:30,719
Speaker 1: I can't play none of the sports games like NBA

1372
01:31:30,920 --> 01:31:37,000
Speaker 1: Live Mad and football. I don't know what the A

1373
01:31:37,240 --> 01:31:41,960
Speaker 1: B they jump, the A D they roll or or

1374
01:31:42,200 --> 01:31:44,960
Speaker 1: you know what about being nostalgic about how you raise

1375
01:31:45,040 --> 01:31:47,599
Speaker 1: your kids, you know, with discipline and all that, things

1376
01:31:47,680 --> 01:31:56,880
Speaker 1: like common courtesy, like manners, things like that. To come back, Yeah,

1377
01:31:57,040 --> 01:32:00,839
Speaker 1: you're gonna get to whooping? Yeah did you? I'm telling

1378
01:32:01,040 --> 01:32:04,960
Speaker 1: you're gonna get a whooping with your kids growing up?

1379
01:32:05,800 --> 01:32:09,760
Speaker 1: What I'm asking still? Yeah? Why do you think they

1380
01:32:09,760 --> 01:32:17,160
Speaker 1: ain't in jail? You saved him. I tried to beat

1381
01:32:17,280 --> 01:32:21,360
Speaker 1: him worse than my mama beating me. Ah that's pretty bad.

1382
01:32:22,160 --> 01:32:24,240
Speaker 1: Ain't none of my kids got it like I got it.

1383
01:32:24,400 --> 01:32:27,160
Speaker 1: I ain't. No, but our parents before us really got

1384
01:32:27,240 --> 01:32:29,400
Speaker 1: it too. But we got it. I think we were

1385
01:32:29,439 --> 01:32:32,200
Speaker 1: the last of the kids that got serious beat down.

1386
01:32:32,920 --> 01:32:37,680
Speaker 1: My kids well some more. I really, I really pledged

1387
01:32:37,840 --> 01:32:46,800
Speaker 1: my son, YEA pledged. So what fright is here? They

1388
01:32:46,840 --> 01:32:52,760
Speaker 1: ain't cused, but they could. They could go ahead and

1389
01:32:52,840 --> 01:32:58,320
Speaker 1: get it there they could take technically they should actually

1390
01:32:58,400 --> 01:33:03,360
Speaker 1: be in But I do wish manners we're more prominent

1391
01:33:03,479 --> 01:33:05,360
Speaker 1: like they used to be. I mean, you know what

1392
01:33:05,560 --> 01:33:07,320
Speaker 1: I'm really proud of though I think all of my

1393
01:33:07,439 --> 01:33:13,080
Speaker 1: kids are very very man manners are important. Anything used. Yeah,

1394
01:33:13,200 --> 01:33:18,519
Speaker 1: she's so sweet. Brand daddy, you know you have great

1395
01:33:18,600 --> 01:33:29,040
Speaker 1: kids brand being on your as you know she got

1396
01:33:29,160 --> 01:33:32,360
Speaker 1: a clap back going on, and you ain't heard nobody

1397
01:33:32,479 --> 01:33:34,559
Speaker 1: come up to you. I can't talk to your daughter

1398
01:33:36,000 --> 01:33:47,840
Speaker 1: talking to be so crazy a man, never Brandy, I

1399
01:33:47,880 --> 01:33:50,720
Speaker 1: ain't seen it either. Good you've just heard. I just

1400
01:33:50,800 --> 01:33:52,439
Speaker 1: happy for coming over. Can I talk to you for

1401
01:33:55,240 --> 01:33:59,960
Speaker 1: I just can't do it. No, I'm serious about her business,

1402
01:34:00,040 --> 01:34:04,000
Speaker 1: this stuff ya brand. She runs your foundations, so she's

1403
01:34:04,040 --> 01:34:07,040
Speaker 1: serious about what do you What else do you guys

1404
01:34:07,120 --> 01:34:10,839
Speaker 1: wish would come back? Like products because they said iPad

1405
01:34:11,040 --> 01:34:14,240
Speaker 1: But I mean, you know I wish Carol Free mooisterizing

1406
01:34:14,280 --> 01:34:23,920
Speaker 1: would come back. Act purl for yellow bottle red right, Yeah, Kings, Ye,

1407
01:34:25,479 --> 01:34:29,280
Speaker 1: chess Kings, Marry go around. Yeah. I want them to

1408
01:34:29,360 --> 01:34:31,120
Speaker 1: come back. But I don't want to have to have

1409
01:34:31,280 --> 01:34:35,960
Speaker 1: the money I had back then. Don't I want to

1410
01:34:36,000 --> 01:34:41,519
Speaker 1: come back? Yeah? I have no design for that to

1411
01:34:41,640 --> 01:34:44,400
Speaker 1: come back. What were the famous what was the famous

1412
01:34:44,439 --> 01:34:46,800
Speaker 1: advice your dad gave you about being for the best

1413
01:34:46,880 --> 01:34:49,519
Speaker 1: thing you could do for po people's son is not

1414
01:34:49,760 --> 01:34:55,880
Speaker 1: be one of that advice. I listened to that real close,

1415
01:34:56,160 --> 01:34:59,600
Speaker 1: especially coming out of home. People gonna talk about, man,

1416
01:34:59,640 --> 01:35:02,439
Speaker 1: why are you work so hard because I'm running running

1417
01:35:02,640 --> 01:35:05,599
Speaker 1: for what. I ain't running for nothing, I'm running from.

1418
01:35:06,920 --> 01:35:10,400
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be back in that position no more so.

1419
01:35:10,520 --> 01:35:12,680
Speaker 1: Now what I did was if I become homeless and

1420
01:35:12,760 --> 01:35:15,000
Speaker 1: have to live in a car, and now have cars

1421
01:35:15,080 --> 01:35:21,679
Speaker 1: you can live in, Yeah, you go like it like wine,

1422
01:35:22,760 --> 01:35:30,120
Speaker 1: Yeah you can put bottle, you got shelter, air conditioning, TV.

1423
01:35:31,920 --> 01:35:37,080
Speaker 1: You know you got computers in it. Yeah, WiFi all that.

1424
01:35:38,760 --> 01:35:40,479
Speaker 1: Do you know that They had a little card you

1425
01:35:40,600 --> 01:35:42,920
Speaker 1: can buy and you put it in your system and

1426
01:35:43,000 --> 01:35:47,040
Speaker 1: you can have your own WiFi in your car. Yeah,

1427
01:35:47,160 --> 01:35:49,800
Speaker 1: it's it's Limos that have that. Not Limos, but cars

1428
01:35:50,520 --> 01:35:53,439
Speaker 1: car service. How do you get it though? It's just

1429
01:35:53,560 --> 01:35:55,680
Speaker 1: a little program that you buy, you put it in

1430
01:35:55,800 --> 01:35:58,160
Speaker 1: your car, and then you have your own password to

1431
01:35:58,240 --> 01:36:01,000
Speaker 1: your own WiFi. So you go way out. You know

1432
01:36:01,240 --> 01:36:04,200
Speaker 1: you're still have wife. I need there for my son.

1433
01:36:04,960 --> 01:36:07,960
Speaker 1: You don't have that in the pren You don't have

1434
01:36:08,040 --> 01:36:15,040
Speaker 1: to say, you don't have to say for you but wait, wait,

1435
01:36:15,200 --> 01:36:19,760
Speaker 1: what what Carlin do not have to say? She said,

1436
01:36:19,760 --> 01:36:23,160
Speaker 1: you don't have that in the PA. You could have

1437
01:36:23,240 --> 01:36:25,200
Speaker 1: just said you don't have that in your car. That's

1438
01:36:25,240 --> 01:36:30,040
Speaker 1: all you have to do, Tommy, don't worry about that

1439
01:36:31,040 --> 01:36:36,200
Speaker 1: a ghost. But it's pre I'm just asking when you

1440
01:36:36,560 --> 01:36:42,120
Speaker 1: get when I got to they have concierge service in cars?

1441
01:36:42,640 --> 01:36:46,840
Speaker 1: Do you have out of yards and one day I

1442
01:36:46,920 --> 01:36:50,320
Speaker 1: don't know, pressed the button and you have concierge service.

1443
01:36:50,880 --> 01:36:53,600
Speaker 1: That are people who will make flight reservations for you.

1444
01:36:54,160 --> 01:36:57,640
Speaker 1: Did the reservations? Excuse me, Steve, excuse me? Do you

1445
01:36:57,760 --> 01:37:01,600
Speaker 1: have that, Tommy in your you? That ain't what you

1446
01:37:01,640 --> 01:37:09,439
Speaker 1: want to say? The old owner got it with you,

1447
01:37:09,840 --> 01:37:13,200
Speaker 1: he got the subscription. I tried to figure out why

1448
01:37:13,280 --> 01:37:18,760
Speaker 1: he looks so surprised, and Steve to say, but they

1449
01:37:18,840 --> 01:37:22,280
Speaker 1: have they have everything available. You could these programs you

1450
01:37:22,320 --> 01:37:27,200
Speaker 1: could purchase now. The concierge is free in a certain car,

1451
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Speaker 1: in a certain car, like what car? Like? Okay? Like

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