Speaker 1: Second date update. It feels like almost everyone we talked
Speaker 1: to you for these second dates seems to meet online. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: lately the most common way to meet someone like on
Speaker 1: Tinder or on bumble or Grumple. That's for older folks
Speaker 1: who want to hook up and grump to each other
Speaker 1: about how dates aren't as good as they used to be. Well,
Speaker 1: a guy the pump for a second date update today
Speaker 1: also met a girl online, but not on the typical
Speaker 1: dating website. Okay, his name's Matt. Hey, Matt, did you
Speaker 1: go on grumple to find this girl? I haven't heard
Speaker 1: of Grumple yet, but I guess I'll have to check
Speaker 1: that one out later on. You sound too nice exactly, Matt,
Speaker 1: you sound too too pleasant? Which website did you meet
Speaker 1: this girl on? I actually met a girl on Reddit,
Speaker 1: of all places? Really, how'd that happen? I'm a huge
Speaker 1: Star Wars fan, so obviously I want to check out
Speaker 1: some Star Wars memes. I saw one that was just
Speaker 1: absolute fire. It was just so funny, and I had
Speaker 1: a comment on it, and like, not even like a
Speaker 1: minute later, the person who posted it, they commented back
Speaker 1: on mine, and it turns out it was a girl.
Speaker 1: So you know, we got chatting and we just we
Speaker 1: just chatted. We're just chatted in the comments section of
Speaker 1: the Star Wars meme. Yeah, Like, it turns out I
Speaker 1: didn't even have to go to like a galaxy far
Speaker 1: far away. We're from the same town. So we exchanged
Speaker 1: numbers and that's wild. What are the chances you guys
Speaker 1: are from the same place. Yeah, you don't meet a
Speaker 1: lot of people on Reddit that way, right, And everything's
Speaker 1: so anonymous. It's not like people were using their real
Speaker 1: names or anything on there. So what is this girl's name?
Speaker 1: By the way, her name's Christina. Okay, okay, maybe even
Speaker 1: the craziest part of the story is we sent each
Speaker 1: other some pictures. Turns out she's a smoke show. I'm
Speaker 1: not even lying, Like, really, this sounds too good to
Speaker 1: be true. You'll have to be getting trolled like a
Speaker 1: girl that loves Star Wars is on Reddit and is
Speaker 1: super hot. She's got a Laura croftbody, like yo, Joe
Speaker 1: Laura Croft body. Wow. Yeah, I mean it definitely sounds
Speaker 1: like a catfish situation. Yeah, I mean, did you feel
Speaker 1: like you're getting catfished? No? I felt like maybe it
Speaker 1: was like cat woman but not cast you were worried at.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're such a nerd. I mean, these
Speaker 1: stories happen all the time. Yeah, the nerd meets the
Speaker 1: gorgeous woman on Reddit. Yeah, so how so you went
Speaker 1: out with her? Yeah, so we're messaging each other. It
Speaker 1: turns out we're both huge Batman fans, and so I
Speaker 1: saw that there was one of the old school Batman
Speaker 1: playing in the theater over here. So I asked her
Speaker 1: if she wanted to go. You know, I thought, like,
Speaker 1: be kind of cute if we went, you know, on
Speaker 1: costume or something. So I asked if she wanted to
Speaker 1: cosplay to the movie. And we did, and I was
Speaker 1: robbing and she was poison ivy. A good choice on
Speaker 1: her part, questionable choice on your part. Did she look
Speaker 1: as good as she did in that original photo that
Speaker 1: she sent you? That old picture didn't even do her chest?
Speaker 1: She was so much hotter and wife like, yeah, really,
Speaker 1: it was all real and legit, like you have found
Speaker 1: a unicorn. Yeah. I was feeling hella hella self conscious
Speaker 1: around her. Oh and she's like perfect. Yeah, But come on,
Speaker 1: I mean, like, what was she like? What was her personality?
Speaker 1: She was cool, she was funny. I mean, like I couldn't.
Speaker 1: I couldn't even talk like I am now, Like I
Speaker 1: would just lose what I would saying. You just kind
Speaker 1: of mumbled and drooled all over yourself as you guys
Speaker 1: walked around the theater. I don't know if I drooled
Speaker 1: that much, but maybe a couple of utters here there. Okay,
Speaker 1: did you tell her how you were feeling. I was
Speaker 1: a little bit nervous, so I went to the bathroom
Speaker 1: and then I come out and there's like a line
Speaker 1: in the theater. But if the line wasn't for the movie,
Speaker 1: the line was for people wanting to take photos with Christina.
Speaker 1: Was that good? She's gorgeous in her movie quality poison
Speaker 1: ivy picture and here I am, like, I looked like
Speaker 1: Party Cities robbing. Such a good description. Yeah, but you
Speaker 1: gotta remember, like she chose to be there with you.
Speaker 1: She still went into that movie with you. I mean,
Speaker 1: I feel like that should give you confidence, not take
Speaker 1: it away. She may feel the same about you, bro,
Speaker 1: He's so handsome. I couldn't believe it, laughing, jam, I'm
Speaker 1: sure that's what she thought. Well, right before we walked
Speaker 1: into the movie, there's like this jacked Batman. This dude
Speaker 1: was just yoked. He got a photo and then she
Speaker 1: kissed his cheek. Photo. It's just a kiss photo. Did
Speaker 1: she kiss you at all later? No? Not maybe next date.
Speaker 1: But I didn't get a kiss, not even on the sheet.
Speaker 1: Well maybe she didn't want to give you poison. Man.
Speaker 1: I mean, here's a thing. Confidence is so sexy, and
Speaker 1: it feels like all of yours is just gone. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean I did get one person to take a
Speaker 1: picture with me, but hey, that's good. Yeah, she was
Speaker 1: like seventy Instead it was because I looked like her nephew.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Matt, that's a funny. You made an old
Speaker 1: woman's night. Though. At least have you been able to
Speaker 1: have you texted with her at all after your date?
Speaker 1: I tried shooting out the bat signal, but I guess
Speaker 1: I guess cloudy out there and she's not getting my signal. Okay,
Speaker 1: were there this many like Batman references made during the date?
Speaker 1: Not too many. I mean I threw a joke here,
Speaker 1: a riddle there, but I didn't think that was too manny.
Speaker 1: I think, well, and it's appropriate. You're in a Batman movie.
Speaker 1: You're dressed as characters like what do you think went wrong?
Speaker 1: I guess I got a little bit moodyer shy after
Speaker 1: I saw her give that guy a kiss. But I
Speaker 1: try to have fun. But you know, sorry for Robin
Speaker 1: always playing second fiddle to Batman. That's true. Well, we're
Speaker 1: gonna play a song, we'll come back, we'll call Christina
Speaker 1: for you, and we'll try and get you a second
Speaker 1: date update. All right, all right, thank you? Okay, hold
Speaker 1: on second date Matt Man. He went to the movies
Speaker 1: dressed like Rob Band. His date, poison Ivy, was a
Speaker 1: saucepan ended up kissing a Batman. It made Matt wanna
Speaker 1: go and slap him back. End mat Man. Oh god,
Speaker 1: if you're just tuning in for the second date update,
Speaker 1: isn't this a music? Matt met a girl on Reddit
Speaker 1: named Christina. They ended up dressing up as Batman characters
Speaker 1: to go see a Batman movie. I could never call
Speaker 1: him Matt again. It was awkward because she ended up
Speaker 1: kissing up a dude dressed like Batman while they were
Speaker 1: doing a photo op together. And after that Matt was
Speaker 1: a little bit moody, a little jealous of him. And
Speaker 1: after the date, he has not been able to get
Speaker 1: a hold of Christina. So matt Man going through a
Speaker 1: little bit of a rough patch here. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: but that song? Did that give you life matt Man
Speaker 1: a little bit? I mean, Christina is the hottest, geekiest
Speaker 1: girl I've ever met, My buddy, I'm afraid of losing her.
Speaker 1: I need your guys to help to get her. You're
Speaker 1: going about this all wrong. Okay, you need to say
Speaker 1: that she's lucky to be with you, right, and you're
Speaker 1: the superhero and then and then, of course you deserve
Speaker 1: to have a beautiful, geeky woman as your partner in life.
Speaker 1: Sure do you really think that? I do? Absolutely? I do. Yeah.
Speaker 1: That's how you can tell when her voice gets really
Speaker 1: high like that. Of course, he no, I believed that,
Speaker 1: mad All right, you need to have some confidence going
Speaker 1: into this. I think that that's why she's not calling
Speaker 1: you back. Is you don't have any man. That's time
Speaker 1: from going to sidekick to hero. I think that's right,
Speaker 1: that's the attitude I want that man returns. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: but we're gonna call Christina here, any last words, that's right?
Speaker 1: All right, spoken like a true hero. All right, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna doe the phone number, right, now here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: can I speak to Christina please? This is she. Hi Christina,
Speaker 1: My name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning. You want to talk with us?
Speaker 1: You said you're from a radio show. I am calling
Speaker 1: from a radio show. And the reason why we reached
Speaker 1: out to you is because we do something on our
Speaker 1: show called a second Date Update. That's where if you
Speaker 1: go out with someone and if afterwards they're not calling
Speaker 1: you back, you can reach out to us and we'll
Speaker 1: call that person to try and figure out the reason why. Um,
Speaker 1: so you're calling me about somebody else. Yes, I'm okay.
Speaker 1: So who are you talking about exactly? We had a
Speaker 1: guy that emailed us about you and his name was Matt. Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: Matt called you. Did he say anything about me? Yeah?
Speaker 1: He said a lot of nice stuff about you. It
Speaker 1: sounds like you are amazing. M Yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: am great. But see, that's good. I'm sorry. I was
Speaker 1: not expecting to this though. That's okay. I don't know
Speaker 1: what he shared with you, like, I haven't spoken to
Speaker 1: him for a while now. So he said that you
Speaker 1: guys met on red It and you guys bonded over
Speaker 1: both being into comics. We definitely did. I just realized
Speaker 1: like he wasn't the best fit for me. So I
Speaker 1: mean we've just stopped talking now. Is it because when
Speaker 1: you guys went out to the movies, he dressed up
Speaker 1: as Robin when you were dressed as poison ivy? Is
Speaker 1: that what you mean when you don't fit? Oh? Great?
Speaker 1: So he told you about our date. Yeah, and we
Speaker 1: even heard that people were like lining up to take
Speaker 1: pictures with you that you looked so amazing. He did
Speaker 1: mention that there was kind of an awkward moment where
Speaker 1: this really hunky batman guy and you gave him a
Speaker 1: kiss on the cheek he said, on the cheek, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did. I mean I do that with other people,
Speaker 1: So that's not like strange for me. Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Here's my guess, because Matt talked to us for a
Speaker 1: while and he just doesn't sound very confident, Like, is
Speaker 1: that what killed it for you? Good job, Brooke? What
Speaker 1: I'm way to throw the guy under the bus? I mean,
Speaker 1: we talked to him for a while and he sounds
Speaker 1: like a total loser. Is that what the problem was?
Speaker 1: He just felt like like you were so amazing that
Speaker 1: he couldn't believe that you were going out with him
Speaker 1: because you were out of his league. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: that's not a problem though, Like I know a lot
Speaker 1: of guys, they're a bit shy and they're I'm based
Speaker 1: sound a little bit shallow for saying this, But when
Speaker 1: I first saw him that day and I saw what
Speaker 1: he was wearing, like right away, it was the biggest
Speaker 1: turn off ever because he was wearing a robin costume.
Speaker 1: It looked like he squeezed into a twelve year old costume.
Speaker 1: Oh he looked terrible and his belly was hanging out,
Speaker 1: and I was in this. I worked so hard on
Speaker 1: my costume and honestly felt like an insult that he
Speaker 1: thought he looked okay. Oh so he was just really
Speaker 1: unattractive in the outfit. Like that's not the biggest deal
Speaker 1: for me, but the fact that he didn't realize it
Speaker 1: and then he started doing other things, like he started
Speaker 1: battling with some of the other people there and was
Speaker 1: like streaming out all these things like capel and like
Speaker 1: he was really getting into it that Yeah, I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: is it though? You're in like a tiny little robbin
Speaker 1: outfit and you're yelling out sound effects and doing for
Speaker 1: ten battles in the lobby like that. To me, yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought that's kind of the point of going to
Speaker 1: these things where you all dress up and you try
Speaker 1: to be in character. Yeah, but it would just not
Speaker 1: turn on for me. And he had the big Harry
Speaker 1: belly sticking out. He just looked like a penguin. It
Speaker 1: looked terrible. Oh god, oh man, he literally kept making
Speaker 1: it worse for me. What else. He went to go
Speaker 1: get snacks and he got this whole array of snacks,
Speaker 1: including the big bucket of popcorn, and he just looked
Speaker 1: ridiculous walking around was this huge bucket of popcorn. And
Speaker 1: then Robbin costume. You gotta put more time into those
Speaker 1: costumes though, I mean, especially if you're out there to
Speaker 1: impress someone. And I don't want to blindside you here,
Speaker 1: but I do have to tell you that the boy
Speaker 1: Wonder is on the other line and he's been listening
Speaker 1: to this entire conversation and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Oh my ho moy, Christina, that's not cool. Oh wow, No,
Speaker 1: I did not know you were on the phone. I'm
Speaker 1: so far you had to hear that you're making me
Speaker 1: sound like I look like Shrek or something might better
Speaker 1: office for you, bro, I mean you did you look
Speaker 1: pretty bad. I'm sorry. I was like, I put so
Speaker 1: much effort into my look and you totally ruined it
Speaker 1: by being by my side. So I felt really uncomfortable,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to like look at you again
Speaker 1: and then remind myself about experience. What do I need?
Speaker 1: Do I need to get like a Batman costume to
Speaker 1: get your attention? My uncle has an app belt I
Speaker 1: can wear when it's the hoses that make you happy?
Speaker 1: Are you talking about utility belt tactical? No? No, I
Speaker 1: mean one of those at belts to work out in
Speaker 1: for people you know that don't look so good to
Speaker 1: get in shape, the ones that like send electrical pulses
Speaker 1: to make your abs convulse. Yeah, I can get one
Speaker 1: of those. Oh my gosh, Matt. From the sounds of it,
Speaker 1: it doesn't sound so much like you're that unattractive. It's
Speaker 1: just that you chose a really bad outfit. I mean,
Speaker 1: you yourself called yourself the party City Robin Well. I
Speaker 1: didn't want her to think I was taking it too seriously.
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, party City, it's not movie quality you know, well,
Speaker 1: come on, Matt, like, this is your chance to win
Speaker 1: her over right now, maybe you can say something kind
Speaker 1: of masculine and sexual to try and get her on
Speaker 1: the right side. Christina. Oh okay, now is that a
Speaker 1: Batman voice? You willing to go out with me? I'll
Speaker 1: see you at Arkham Asylum. Could you'd be crazy to
Speaker 1: miss this opportunity? That was cute, Christina. Matt, I wanted
Speaker 1: to tell you that I've actually been seeing the Batman
Speaker 1: guy that I ended up kissing. So how Batman you
Speaker 1: kissed on the cheek? Oh wow? Yeah, he gave me
Speaker 1: his number. Oh my gosh. So I guess that means
Speaker 1: we're done. Yeah, you tell her, Matt, wait to fight
Speaker 1: for her, bro I mean, how serious is it? Christina?
Speaker 1: Are you guys exclusive yet? It's gotten there so I
Speaker 1: think I'm just gonna keep going with him. And I'm sorry, Matt.
Speaker 1: It's fun for a little bit, but not anymore. So
Speaker 1: I'm gonna downboat all your memes from now on. Matt
Speaker 1: Gitter All right, Matt, Well, oh my god, I'm sorry
Speaker 1: foiled again. Yeah, alright, no second date for you today? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's whatever, I mean, Batman's turned on Robin before, and
Speaker 1: we know that doesn't turn out well. So what type
Speaker 1: of turning on are you talking about? Look up the
Speaker 1: comics Man d C Comics, nineteen seventy eight, Chuck O'Neal
Speaker 1: come on, okay, episode sixty nine. Batman gets turned on
Speaker 1: by Robin. Go check it out. No, that was its
Speaker 1: eighty three. Okay, sorry, my apologies. Brooke and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning