WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Bat Date

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<v Speaker 1>Second date update. It feels like almost everyone we talked

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<v Speaker 1>to you for these second dates seems to meet online. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>lately the most common way to meet someone like on

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<v Speaker 1>Tinder or on bumble or Grumple. That's for older folks

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<v Speaker 1>who want to hook up and grump to each other

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<v Speaker 1>about how dates aren't as good as they used to be. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>a guy the pump for a second date update today

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<v Speaker 1>also met a girl online, but not on the typical

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<v Speaker 1>dating website. Okay, his name's Matt. Hey, Matt, did you

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<v Speaker 1>go on grumple to find this girl? I haven't heard

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<v Speaker 1>of Grumple yet, but I guess I'll have to check

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<v Speaker 1>that one out later on. You sound too nice exactly, Matt,

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<v Speaker 1>you sound too too pleasant? Which website did you meet

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<v Speaker 1>this girl on? I actually met a girl on Reddit,

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<v Speaker 1>of all places? Really, how'd that happen? I'm a huge

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<v Speaker 1>Star Wars fan, so obviously I want to check out

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<v Speaker 1>some Star Wars memes. I saw one that was just

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<v Speaker 1>absolute fire. It was just so funny, and I had

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<v Speaker 1>a comment on it, and like, not even like a

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<v Speaker 1>minute later, the person who posted it, they commented back

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<v Speaker 1>on mine, and it turns out it was a girl.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know, we got chatting and we just we

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<v Speaker 1>just chatted. We're just chatted in the comments section of

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<v Speaker 1>the Star Wars meme. Yeah, Like, it turns out I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't even have to go to like a galaxy far

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<v Speaker 1>far away. We're from the same town. So we exchanged

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<v Speaker 1>numbers and that's wild. What are the chances you guys

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<v Speaker 1>are from the same place. Yeah, you don't meet a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people on Reddit that way, right, And everything's

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<v Speaker 1>so anonymous. It's not like people were using their real

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<v Speaker 1>names or anything on there. So what is this girl's name?

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, her name's Christina. Okay, okay, maybe even

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<v Speaker 1>the craziest part of the story is we sent each

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<v Speaker 1>other some pictures. Turns out she's a smoke show. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not even lying, Like, really, this sounds too good to

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<v Speaker 1>be true. You'll have to be getting trolled like a

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<v Speaker 1>girl that loves Star Wars is on Reddit and is

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<v Speaker 1>super hot. She's got a Laura croftbody, like yo, Joe

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<v Speaker 1>Laura Croft body. Wow. Yeah, I mean it definitely sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like a catfish situation. Yeah, I mean, did you feel

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<v Speaker 1>like you're getting catfished? No? I felt like maybe it

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<v Speaker 1>was like cat woman but not cast you were worried at.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, you're such a nerd. I mean, these

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<v Speaker 1>stories happen all the time. Yeah, the nerd meets the

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<v Speaker 1>gorgeous woman on Reddit. Yeah, so how so you went

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<v Speaker 1>out with her? Yeah, so we're messaging each other. It

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<v Speaker 1>turns out we're both huge Batman fans, and so I

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<v Speaker 1>saw that there was one of the old school Batman

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<v Speaker 1>playing in the theater over here. So I asked her

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<v Speaker 1>if she wanted to go. You know, I thought, like,

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<v Speaker 1>be kind of cute if we went, you know, on

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<v Speaker 1>costume or something. So I asked if she wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>cosplay to the movie. And we did, and I was

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<v Speaker 1>robbing and she was poison ivy. A good choice on

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<v Speaker 1>her part, questionable choice on your part. Did she look

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<v Speaker 1>as good as she did in that original photo that

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<v Speaker 1>she sent you? That old picture didn't even do her chest?

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<v Speaker 1>She was so much hotter and wife like, yeah, really,

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<v Speaker 1>it was all real and legit, like you have found

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<v Speaker 1>a unicorn. Yeah. I was feeling hella hella self conscious

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<v Speaker 1>around her. Oh and she's like perfect. Yeah, But come on,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like, what was she like? What was her personality?

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<v Speaker 1>She was cool, she was funny. I mean, like I couldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't even talk like I am now, Like I

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<v Speaker 1>would just lose what I would saying. You just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of mumbled and drooled all over yourself as you guys

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<v Speaker 1>walked around the theater. I don't know if I drooled

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<v Speaker 1>that much, but maybe a couple of utters here there. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>did you tell her how you were feeling. I was

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit nervous, so I went to the bathroom

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<v Speaker 1>and then I come out and there's like a line

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<v Speaker 1>in the theater. But if the line wasn't for the movie,

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<v Speaker 1>the line was for people wanting to take photos with Christina.

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<v Speaker 1>Was that good? She's gorgeous in her movie quality poison

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<v Speaker 1>ivy picture and here I am, like, I looked like

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<v Speaker 1>Party Cities robbing. Such a good description. Yeah, but you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta remember, like she chose to be there with you.

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<v Speaker 1>She still went into that movie with you. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like that should give you confidence, not take

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<v Speaker 1>it away. She may feel the same about you, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>He's so handsome. I couldn't believe it, laughing, jam, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure that's what she thought. Well, right before we walked

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<v Speaker 1>into the movie, there's like this jacked Batman. This dude

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<v Speaker 1>was just yoked. He got a photo and then she

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<v Speaker 1>kissed his cheek. Photo. It's just a kiss photo. Did

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<v Speaker 1>she kiss you at all later? No? Not maybe next date.

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<v Speaker 1>But I didn't get a kiss, not even on the sheet.

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<v Speaker 1>Well maybe she didn't want to give you poison. Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, here's a thing. Confidence is so sexy, and

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<v Speaker 1>it feels like all of yours is just gone. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I did get one person to take a

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<v Speaker 1>picture with me, but hey, that's good. Yeah, she was

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<v Speaker 1>like seventy Instead it was because I looked like her nephew.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Matt, that's a funny. You made an old

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<v Speaker 1>woman's night. Though. At least have you been able to

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<v Speaker 1>have you texted with her at all after your date?

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<v Speaker 1>I tried shooting out the bat signal, but I guess

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<v Speaker 1>I guess cloudy out there and she's not getting my signal. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>were there this many like Batman references made during the date?

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<v Speaker 1>Not too many. I mean I threw a joke here,

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<v Speaker 1>a riddle there, but I didn't think that was too manny.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, well, and it's appropriate. You're in a Batman movie.

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<v Speaker 1>You're dressed as characters like what do you think went wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I got a little bit moodyer shy after

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<v Speaker 1>I saw her give that guy a kiss. But I

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<v Speaker 1>try to have fun. But you know, sorry for Robin

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<v Speaker 1>always playing second fiddle to Batman. That's true. Well, we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna play a song, we'll come back, we'll call Christina

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<v Speaker 1>for you, and we'll try and get you a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. All right, all right, thank you? Okay, hold

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<v Speaker 1>on second date Matt Man. He went to the movies

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<v Speaker 1>dressed like Rob Band. His date, poison Ivy, was a

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<v Speaker 1>saucepan ended up kissing a Batman. It made Matt wanna

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<v Speaker 1>go and slap him back. End mat Man. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're just tuning in for the second date update,

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<v Speaker 1>isn't this a music? Matt met a girl on Reddit

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<v Speaker 1>named Christina. They ended up dressing up as Batman characters

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<v Speaker 1>to go see a Batman movie. I could never call

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<v Speaker 1>him Matt again. It was awkward because she ended up

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<v Speaker 1>kissing up a dude dressed like Batman while they were

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<v Speaker 1>doing a photo op together. And after that Matt was

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit moody, a little jealous of him. And

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<v Speaker 1>after the date, he has not been able to get

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<v Speaker 1>a hold of Christina. So matt Man going through a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of a rough patch here. Yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>but that song? Did that give you life matt Man

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit? I mean, Christina is the hottest, geekiest

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<v Speaker 1>girl I've ever met, My buddy, I'm afraid of losing her.

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<v Speaker 1>I need your guys to help to get her. You're

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<v Speaker 1>going about this all wrong. Okay, you need to say

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<v Speaker 1>that she's lucky to be with you, right, and you're

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<v Speaker 1>the superhero and then and then, of course you deserve

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<v Speaker 1>to have a beautiful, geeky woman as your partner in life.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure do you really think that? I do? Absolutely? I do. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how you can tell when her voice gets really

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<v Speaker 1>high like that. Of course, he no, I believed that,

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<v Speaker 1>mad All right, you need to have some confidence going

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<v Speaker 1>into this. I think that that's why she's not calling

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<v Speaker 1>you back. Is you don't have any man. That's time

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<v Speaker 1>from going to sidekick to hero. I think that's right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the attitude I want that man returns. Yeah, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>but we're gonna call Christina here, any last words, that's right?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, spoken like a true hero. All right, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna doe the phone number, right, now here we go. Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>can I speak to Christina please? This is she. Hi Christina,

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brook and

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<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey in the Morning. You want to talk with us?

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<v Speaker 1>You said you're from a radio show. I am calling

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<v Speaker 1>from a radio show. And the reason why we reached

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<v Speaker 1>out to you is because we do something on our

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<v Speaker 1>show called a second Date Update. That's where if you

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<v Speaker 1>go out with someone and if afterwards they're not calling

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<v Speaker 1>you back, you can reach out to us and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>call that person to try and figure out the reason why. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>so you're calling me about somebody else. Yes, I'm okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So who are you talking about exactly? We had a

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<v Speaker 1>guy that emailed us about you and his name was Matt. Oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Matt called you. Did he say anything about me? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>He said a lot of nice stuff about you. It

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like you are amazing. M Yeah, I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>am great. But see, that's good. I'm sorry. I was

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<v Speaker 1>not expecting to this though. That's okay. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what he shared with you, like, I haven't spoken to

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<v Speaker 1>him for a while now. So he said that you

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<v Speaker 1>guys met on red It and you guys bonded over

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<v Speaker 1>both being into comics. We definitely did. I just realized

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<v Speaker 1>like he wasn't the best fit for me. So I

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<v Speaker 1>mean we've just stopped talking now. Is it because when

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<v Speaker 1>you guys went out to the movies, he dressed up

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<v Speaker 1>as Robin when you were dressed as poison ivy? Is

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<v Speaker 1>that what you mean when you don't fit? Oh? Great?

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<v Speaker 1>So he told you about our date. Yeah, and we

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<v Speaker 1>even heard that people were like lining up to take

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<v Speaker 1>pictures with you that you looked so amazing. He did

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<v Speaker 1>mention that there was kind of an awkward moment where

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<v Speaker 1>this really hunky batman guy and you gave him a

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<v Speaker 1>kiss on the cheek he said, on the cheek, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I did. I mean I do that with other people,

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<v Speaker 1>So that's not like strange for me. Okay, okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's my guess, because Matt talked to us for a

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<v Speaker 1>while and he just doesn't sound very confident, Like, is

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<v Speaker 1>that what killed it for you? Good job, Brooke? What

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<v Speaker 1>I'm way to throw the guy under the bus? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>we talked to him for a while and he sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like a total loser. Is that what the problem was?

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<v Speaker 1>He just felt like like you were so amazing that

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<v Speaker 1>he couldn't believe that you were going out with him

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<v Speaker 1>because you were out of his league. Yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>that's not a problem though, Like I know a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of guys, they're a bit shy and they're I'm based

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<v Speaker 1>sound a little bit shallow for saying this, But when

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<v Speaker 1>I first saw him that day and I saw what

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<v Speaker 1>he was wearing, like right away, it was the biggest

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<v Speaker 1>turn off ever because he was wearing a robin costume.

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<v Speaker 1>It looked like he squeezed into a twelve year old costume.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh he looked terrible and his belly was hanging out,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was in this. I worked so hard on

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<v Speaker 1>my costume and honestly felt like an insult that he

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<v Speaker 1>thought he looked okay. Oh so he was just really

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<v Speaker 1>unattractive in the outfit. Like that's not the biggest deal

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<v Speaker 1>for me, but the fact that he didn't realize it

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<v Speaker 1>and then he started doing other things, like he started

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<v Speaker 1>battling with some of the other people there and was

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<v Speaker 1>like streaming out all these things like capel and like

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<v Speaker 1>he was really getting into it that Yeah, I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>is it though? You're in like a tiny little robbin

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<v Speaker 1>outfit and you're yelling out sound effects and doing for

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<v Speaker 1>ten battles in the lobby like that. To me, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that's kind of the point of going to

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<v Speaker 1>these things where you all dress up and you try

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<v Speaker 1>to be in character. Yeah, but it would just not

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<v Speaker 1>turn on for me. And he had the big Harry

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<v Speaker 1>belly sticking out. He just looked like a penguin. It

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<v Speaker 1>looked terrible. Oh god, oh man, he literally kept making

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<v Speaker 1>it worse for me. What else. He went to go

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<v Speaker 1>get snacks and he got this whole array of snacks,

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<v Speaker 1>including the big bucket of popcorn, and he just looked

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<v Speaker 1>ridiculous walking around was this huge bucket of popcorn. And

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<v Speaker 1>then Robbin costume. You gotta put more time into those

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<v Speaker 1>costumes though, I mean, especially if you're out there to

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<v Speaker 1>impress someone. And I don't want to blindside you here,

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<v Speaker 1>but I do have to tell you that the boy

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<v Speaker 1>Wonder is on the other line and he's been listening

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<v Speaker 1>to this entire conversation and wants to talk to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my ho moy, Christina, that's not cool. Oh wow, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I did not know you were on the phone. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so far you had to hear that you're making me

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<v Speaker 1>sound like I look like Shrek or something might better

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<v Speaker 1>office for you, bro, I mean you did you look

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<v Speaker 1>pretty bad. I'm sorry. I was like, I put so

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<v Speaker 1>much effort into my look and you totally ruined it

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<v Speaker 1>by being by my side. So I felt really uncomfortable,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't want to like look at you again

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<v Speaker 1>and then remind myself about experience. What do I need?

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<v Speaker 1>Do I need to get like a Batman costume to

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<v Speaker 1>get your attention? My uncle has an app belt I

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<v Speaker 1>can wear when it's the hoses that make you happy?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you talking about utility belt tactical? No? No, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean one of those at belts to work out in

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<v Speaker 1>for people you know that don't look so good to

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<v Speaker 1>get in shape, the ones that like send electrical pulses

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<v Speaker 1>to make your abs convulse. Yeah, I can get one

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<v Speaker 1>of those. Oh my gosh, Matt. From the sounds of it,

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't sound so much like you're that unattractive. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just that you chose a really bad outfit. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you yourself called yourself the party City Robin Well. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want her to think I was taking it too seriously.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, hey, party City, it's not movie quality you know, well,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, Matt, like, this is your chance to win

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<v Speaker 1>her over right now, maybe you can say something kind

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<v Speaker 1>of masculine and sexual to try and get her on

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<v Speaker 1>the right side. Christina. Oh okay, now is that a

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<v Speaker 1>Batman voice? You willing to go out with me? I'll

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<v Speaker 1>see you at Arkham Asylum. Could you'd be crazy to

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<v Speaker 1>miss this opportunity? That was cute, Christina. Matt, I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to tell you that I've actually been seeing the Batman

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<v Speaker 1>guy that I ended up kissing. So how Batman you

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<v Speaker 1>kissed on the cheek? Oh wow? Yeah, he gave me

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<v Speaker 1>his number. Oh my gosh. So I guess that means

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<v Speaker 1>we're done. Yeah, you tell her, Matt, wait to fight

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<v Speaker 1>for her, bro I mean, how serious is it? Christina?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you guys exclusive yet? It's gotten there so I

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<v Speaker 1>think I'm just gonna keep going with him. And I'm sorry, Matt.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fun for a little bit, but not anymore. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna downboat all your memes from now on. Matt

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<v Speaker 1>Gitter All right, Matt, Well, oh my god, I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 1>foiled again. Yeah, alright, no second date for you today? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's whatever, I mean, Batman's turned on Robin before, and

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<v Speaker 1>we know that doesn't turn out well. So what type

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<v Speaker 1>of turning on are you talking about? Look up the

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<v Speaker 1>comics Man d C Comics, nineteen seventy eight, Chuck O'Neal

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<v Speaker 1>come on, okay, episode sixty nine. Batman gets turned on

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<v Speaker 1>by Robin. Go check it out. No, that was its

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<v Speaker 1>eighty three. Okay, sorry, my apologies. Brooke and Jeffrey in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning