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Speaker 1: the craziest part of the story is we sent each

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Speaker 1: robbing and she was poison ivy. A good choice on

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Speaker 1: Was that good? She's gorgeous in her movie quality poison

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Speaker 1: were there this many like Batman references made during the date?

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Speaker 1: on second date Matt Man. He went to the movies

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Speaker 1: Sure do you really think that? I do? Absolutely? I do. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: gonna doe the phone number, right, now here we go. Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: so you're calling me about somebody else. Yes, I'm okay.

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Speaker 1: So who are you talking about exactly? We had a

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Speaker 1: Matt called you. Did he say anything about me? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Gitter All right, Matt, Well, oh my god, I'm sorry

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Speaker 1: come on, okay, episode sixty nine. Batman gets turned on

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