WEBVTT - "The Diva Expert" with Matteo Lane 0:00:02.600 --> 0:00:07.000 Hello, Hello, Welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast. 0:00:07.160 --> 0:00:09.320 Hi guys, it's Marie and Sydney. 0:00:09.800 --> 0:00:10.920 What up girl? Are you doing? 0:00:11.240 --> 0:00:13.960 Oh? You know, I'm a little tired, but I'm getting through. 0:00:14.480 --> 0:00:17.360 I wanted to say that you look tired. You got 0:00:17.400 --> 0:00:21.079 a lot of nerve with your headscarf on. Wow, you 0:00:21.160 --> 0:00:23.280 left your house with your house face and came. 0:00:23.160 --> 0:00:23.639 To my house. 0:00:23.640 --> 0:00:27.720 This is my house. Okay, that couch. Welcome to my house. 0:00:28.480 --> 0:00:31.400 Oh my god, I hate that song where it's Marie's house. 0:00:32.680 --> 0:00:34.560 Welcome to my house. 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:39.879 Sydney s leaves on my. 0:00:40.360 --> 0:00:43.000 In tie. Who Finney, what the hell are you an 0:00:43.000 --> 0:00:43.840 expert in this week? 0:00:44.000 --> 0:00:47.640 What's okay? I was an expert in being there for 0:00:47.720 --> 0:00:50.519 a friend. That sounds like something you've been an expert 0:00:50.560 --> 0:00:51.680 in several times. 0:00:51.880 --> 0:00:53.840 Okay, well it's not my fault if I'm a good 0:00:53.880 --> 0:00:57.560 shelter to cry on and lean on. Okay, don't be 0:00:57.600 --> 0:01:00.960 mad because nobody be calling you up. Save the no better. 0:01:01.800 --> 0:01:04.440 My phone is on do not disturb. Oh my god, 0:01:04.520 --> 0:01:05.400 you picking up? 0:01:05.560 --> 0:01:09.039 She I am your dearest friend and you have me 0:01:09.160 --> 0:01:11.119 on do not disturb And I'm like. 0:01:11.200 --> 0:01:16.000 You've been calling me at inconvenient times, like like Batman hours, 0:01:16.040 --> 0:01:18.360 Like when the bats are up, I'd be like, you know, today, 0:01:18.360 --> 0:01:19.319 I'm not doing this with you today. 0:01:19.440 --> 0:01:23.759 This is what happens. I will call you, text you nothing. 0:01:23.920 --> 0:01:25.760 Right. Then I'll see you on Instagram like like la 0:01:25.800 --> 0:01:26.360 la la la la. 0:01:26.400 --> 0:01:28.960 You'll be liking should just just sold you so I 0:01:29.040 --> 0:01:33.319 know that you're on I got interact with my fans anyway. 0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:36.440 You were like, hey girl, some people you. 0:01:36.360 --> 0:01:38.640 Don't even know I copy and paste coming, you know, 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:42.039 let me not say that because people that's what some 0:01:42.080 --> 0:01:42.959 of the people. 0:01:42.720 --> 0:01:45.000 Listening I comment too. 0:01:45.240 --> 0:01:47.560 You're like, yes, squee, and. 0:01:47.520 --> 0:01:51.000 It'll be like a picture of somebody's like funeral pamphlet. Yes, 0:01:51.720 --> 0:01:52.480 And they'd be like. 0:01:54.040 --> 0:01:56.919 So, anyway, I was an expert at being a good friend. 0:01:57.160 --> 0:02:02.480 A friend was in some some real desperate time. I 0:02:02.520 --> 0:02:06.080 will not but I had to put a friend in 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:09.320 my over account. Oh yeah, I usually don't do that 0:02:09.520 --> 0:02:12.079 because one time I did that and a friend threw 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:16.360 us spilled his Hennessy out out of his Coca Cola can, 0:02:17.320 --> 0:02:19.560 and then they charged me one hundred dollars for the. 0:02:22.320 --> 0:02:25.200 It smells disgusting. They put hen set in a Coca 0:02:25.240 --> 0:02:28.160 Cola cane. Yes, they did don't was this friend going 0:02:28.520 --> 0:02:30.440 brought me? What friend this is? But just know it 0:02:30.480 --> 0:02:33.240 starts with a J and it was ends with an S. 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:38.359 Jonas Jons. 0:02:39.080 --> 0:02:41.160 His name is Jonas and we work together and he 0:02:41.400 --> 0:02:42.440 doesn't he your boss? 0:02:42.560 --> 0:02:46.200 No, damn girl. Oh I'm thinking of the other. Okay, 0:02:46.240 --> 0:02:49.400 all right, well never mind. You know what, Mari, Well, 0:02:49.560 --> 0:02:51.960 don't you know what white Jonas and a black Jonas I. 0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:52.880 Do in my phone? 0:02:53.000 --> 0:02:55.080 In my phone it's a W Jonas and a B 0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:57.880 Jonas well, black Jonas because it's Tennessee, right. 0:02:58.919 --> 0:03:01.720 So I had to put a friend and my uber. 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:04.239 I didn't put them in an uber pool because that's 0:03:04.240 --> 0:03:07.440 how great I am. The problem is the cab was 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:11.720 fifty dollars in thirty three cents, girl, And I was like, 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:13.880 why do you think that for myself? 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:16.600 Oh? I walk my friend to the train and give 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:17.360 them a swipe. 0:03:17.440 --> 0:03:21.200 Make when you wait, Marie, when you were high on edibles, 0:03:21.240 --> 0:03:22.720 when you were fucked up, you didn't even want to 0:03:22.720 --> 0:03:23.919 put yourself in your own cab. 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:26.280 Jef, you were like, I walk home, It's fine. 0:03:26.600 --> 0:03:27.840 I was like, what is this? So? 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:30.440 How many how many blocks? Sonnets? Yeah? 0:03:30.520 --> 0:03:31.040 They get home? 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:34.520 So I put him in my cab and then I'm 0:03:34.560 --> 0:03:38.080 watching the thing because I need to see when he 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:41.000 gets out so I can get in because I don't 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:42.920 care about my money, right, I got a couple of 0:03:43.000 --> 0:03:44.160 checks that cleared bits. 0:03:44.240 --> 0:03:47.320 I was like, let's do this uber x v I P. 0:03:47.800 --> 0:03:51.400 You just got yourself security money. Okay, So he gets in. 0:03:51.560 --> 0:03:54.160 I'm thinking the whole time, I'm like, fifty dollars thirty 0:03:54.160 --> 0:03:57.120 three cents? Should I send him a Venmo request for 0:03:57.200 --> 0:04:02.280 at least half Yes. He gets out halfway through the trip, 0:04:02.760 --> 0:04:05.080 and I'm upset because I'm like, yo, you're supposed to 0:04:05.080 --> 0:04:05.880 be going home. 0:04:06.600 --> 0:04:08.560 But the other side, I was like, well. 0:04:08.480 --> 0:04:12.160 I'm going to pay thirty dollars instead of fifty dollars 0:04:12.200 --> 0:04:13.440 and thirty to thirty cents. 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:14.760 Yeah, you're mad, but. 0:04:14.680 --> 0:04:16.800 I'm a good friend, Like you would never give your 0:04:16.920 --> 0:04:18.400 Uber account to any not even me. 0:04:18.480 --> 0:04:20.279 I'd be like, let me log out of my phone 0:04:20.279 --> 0:04:22.800 so you can log into your account on my poe. 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:24.840 I shouldn't say this on the podcast because now people 0:04:24.839 --> 0:04:27.240 are gonna be pretending that they're in desperate need of 0:04:27.279 --> 0:04:29.839 an Uber and they're gonna be using my damn account. 0:04:31.560 --> 0:04:33.000 Well that just makes you. 0:04:32.920 --> 0:04:35.080 Dumb, right, no, you wouldn't do that. 0:04:35.160 --> 0:04:35.760 You gotta do it. 0:04:35.760 --> 0:04:38.120 If your friend is in need, you got to help them. 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:40.640 I'd be like, give me your phone for me. That's 0:04:40.680 --> 0:04:41.920 what I said to you. 0:04:42.160 --> 0:04:44.919 That's exactly what you did to me. So don't act 0:04:45.080 --> 0:04:50.000 like the other person is more your phone. Shut up, friends, 0:04:50.040 --> 0:04:52.200 and I put you in an uberpool though. I was like, 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:54.360 you know what, at least somebody else will take care 0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:55.240 of you. Shut up. 0:04:55.400 --> 0:04:58.159 I remember that day too, because I woke up in 0:04:58.200 --> 0:04:59.360 the uber and I was like, I've been in this 0:04:59.440 --> 0:05:02.360 uber for legit two hours, and I was like I 0:05:02.720 --> 0:05:04.440 was by myself with the driver. I didn't know where 0:05:04.440 --> 0:05:06.680 I was. And I was like, Sydney, why did you 0:05:06.800 --> 0:05:08.440 leave me? When I called you? And you were like 0:05:08.520 --> 0:05:11.120 I was never in the uber with hues. Those were 0:05:11.120 --> 0:05:14.880 all little white women. And I was like, wow, she 0:05:15.000 --> 0:05:17.520 sounded a lot like you. And then remember I threw 0:05:17.600 --> 0:05:17.840 up in. 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:19.960 The uber you did and turned and the driver pulled 0:05:20.000 --> 0:05:22.600 over to get some tissue or condoms or whatever, and 0:05:22.640 --> 0:05:24.320 I was like, Sydney, I don't know where I am. 0:05:24.680 --> 0:05:26.640 I told him that you were a famous comedian. 0:05:26.680 --> 0:05:31.000 I was like, get that money, boot, and then I uh, 0:05:31.360 --> 0:05:34.360 the driver was like we're on Myrtle Ave or whatever. 0:05:34.520 --> 0:05:36.159 And I looked up and we were right in front 0:05:36.160 --> 0:05:37.960 of my ex boyfriend's house. Wow. 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:39.479 And then I was like, yeah, it's not the location 0:05:39.600 --> 0:05:42.000 that I had put in, but maybe that's where your 0:05:42.040 --> 0:05:43.200 heart was trying to take you. 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:44.280 That's just where I threw up. 0:05:44.360 --> 0:05:46.640 Your heart was trying to take you there, girl, shut up, 0:05:47.720 --> 0:05:48.440 it was meant to be. 0:05:49.160 --> 0:05:52.160 I have no heart, a little a little black stone. 0:05:51.920 --> 0:05:53.200 In my chest. Sure. 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:56.240 What were you an expert in this week? 0:05:56.640 --> 0:05:58.719 Mainly I was an expert for not being prepared for 0:05:58.800 --> 0:06:01.120 doing this, But I I feel like I was an 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:02.320 expert at. 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:07.039 I had it and then it went away. Are you 0:06:07.040 --> 0:06:08.080 talking about a baby? 0:06:08.360 --> 0:06:12.720 No, man, I'm not talking about no baby. You said 0:06:14.040 --> 0:06:16.479 I was an expert at not having a baby. Okay, 0:06:16.640 --> 0:06:19.200 I had not having children, living my best life, you 0:06:19.200 --> 0:06:22.000 know what I mean? Uh, staying out all day and 0:06:22.080 --> 0:06:23.920 not eating because I have food in my fridge. 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:24.640 And I'm one of. 0:06:24.560 --> 0:06:27.719 These people that's like, I'm not paying for outside food 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:29.080 when I have inside food. 0:06:29.279 --> 0:06:31.400 That's true. I was an expert at saving I. 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:33.200 Don't know twelve dollars this week. 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:35.520 I don't know how much money I saved but I 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:38.599 feel like I've been spending a lot more money on 0:06:38.680 --> 0:06:43.120 food and drinks and stuff because you're my biggest fear 0:06:43.200 --> 0:06:44.400 of spending money outside. 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:47.520 First of all, listeners, Marie does not pay for drinks. 0:06:47.600 --> 0:06:49.440 Just want you to know that she pays for food 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:51.159 but not drinks, Sydney. 0:06:51.800 --> 0:06:53.760 Sometimes I be paying for my own lemonades. 0:06:54.040 --> 0:06:58.600 Okay, I don't pay for my alcohol, right, but I 0:06:58.640 --> 0:07:00.680 paid for my non alcohol beverages. 0:07:00.720 --> 0:07:03.440 They'd be like, you're drinking ginger beer. Okay, well here 0:07:03.600 --> 0:07:06.960 here it's five dollars and I'm like, somebody here to 0:07:06.960 --> 0:07:07.920 add some room to this. 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:13.680 You'll have a Coca Cola can of rum like my 0:07:13.680 --> 0:07:15.800 friend jonas a road Hennessy. 0:07:16.000 --> 0:07:18.360 Yes, Sidney, this is this is is getting too black 0:07:18.400 --> 0:07:19.040 for me uptown. 0:07:19.160 --> 0:07:22.200 Okay, sorry, I don't like Hennessy is disgusting. 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:24.440 Well, an expert at you know that. 0:07:24.680 --> 0:07:27.800 So that's it just saving money. 0:07:28.360 --> 0:07:30.960 I guess next week I'll be more prepared with what 0:07:31.040 --> 0:07:32.760 I was an expert at. I was, Listen, I was 0:07:32.760 --> 0:07:35.920 an expert at greasing my scalp mussage in my edges, 0:07:36.040 --> 0:07:39.960 which that's a really dry Sidney. 0:07:40.400 --> 0:07:44.200 Your faull lock is falling in definitely is. It's legit 0:07:45.000 --> 0:07:46.920 London Bridge, but it's really dread. 0:07:47.000 --> 0:07:48.560 My dread bridge is falling down. 0:07:48.680 --> 0:07:51.800 For your locks are I'm taking them out tomorrow and 0:07:51.840 --> 0:07:53.520 I hope you be a good friend and help me 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:54.040 take them out. 0:07:54.080 --> 0:07:55.840 I'm probably not going to be a good friend. 0:07:56.040 --> 0:07:59.840 That's fine, speaking of a great friend. I love the 0:08:00.040 --> 0:08:03.520 yes that we have today. I mean literally all over 0:08:03.560 --> 0:08:06.080 your TV screen, everywhere, all over the country, all over 0:08:06.120 --> 0:08:06.440 the world. 0:08:06.520 --> 0:08:10.160 I feel like his passport got some stamps in it. 0:08:11.040 --> 0:08:12.640 No, and weren't you in Australia. 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:16.640 No, I just Italy and France. That's what I went 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:18.080 to France because. 0:08:18.520 --> 0:08:23.000 We're doing guess we didn't even introduce you, Lja Manelli. 0:08:27.480 --> 0:08:32.120 He's a comedian, he's a writer. Uh you're what else? 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:32.640 Faggot? 0:08:32.679 --> 0:08:36.880 Oh no, we don't say that word on this pogaying 0:08:36.880 --> 0:08:38.160 here for the next three hours. 0:08:38.240 --> 0:08:40.400 We'll go ahead and say that. Do you live your truth? 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:46.079 He is our diva expert. It's a mateo Lane mitail Lane. 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:49.320 Hey, guys to say fagot. 0:08:49.559 --> 0:08:53.760 I mean whatever you want, Maia, don't let this lesbian 0:08:54.000 --> 0:08:54.720 censor you. 0:08:55.600 --> 0:08:57.240 I mean I wouldn't. I wouldn't have cared either. 0:08:57.760 --> 0:08:58.400 I know you don't. 0:08:58.640 --> 0:08:59.960 You don't give any damn I would. 0:09:00.440 --> 0:09:03.360 All right, you got your best four arms out right now, 0:09:03.400 --> 0:09:04.560 you don't care what I have to say. 0:09:04.760 --> 0:09:07.960 Yeah. 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:09.959 Wait, so but you do a lot of things. You're 0:09:09.960 --> 0:09:13.120 a comic, yeah, but you also are an artist. 0:09:13.320 --> 0:09:13.880 Yeah. 0:09:14.120 --> 0:09:17.120 I was a fashion illustrator and storyboard artists for television 0:09:17.160 --> 0:09:20.040 commercials for years. And I say that I lived in 0:09:20.080 --> 0:09:26.520 Italy painting, yeah, like portraits and landscapes, and I was. 0:09:26.440 --> 0:09:29.240 Like a full blown working artist. 0:09:29.240 --> 0:09:32.040 That was my whole life, and everything was built for 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:34.080 that career. And then just one day it was like, 0:09:34.480 --> 0:09:36.720 I think I'd rather tell some jokes in a basement 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:38.400 and than in the blink of an eye, I am 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:39.400 now killing jokes. 0:09:39.880 --> 0:09:42.320 That's great. You gave up all that for this. 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:44.320 I still do it, you know, Like I wrote my 0:09:44.320 --> 0:09:46.440 own cartoon show that I'm pitching next month, and. 0:09:48.040 --> 0:09:49.760 Bob the drag Queen and I are going to do. 0:09:49.800 --> 0:09:52.960 A comic strip about like a drag queen superhero, and 0:09:53.040 --> 0:09:55.080 so I still incorporate it, but just in ways that 0:09:55.120 --> 0:09:56.080 it's more useful to me. 0:09:56.160 --> 0:10:00.360 Now, that's beautiful. Well, listen, when you're work looking for. 0:10:00.320 --> 0:10:02.360 A storeboard artists, it's cool, but Also it's like you 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:04.360 just have like some gay art director being like. 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:07.760 It's like, all right, fine. 0:10:07.880 --> 0:10:10.680 It was for GSW Sky, which I'm sure is not 0:10:10.800 --> 0:10:11.360 his birth name. 0:10:13.360 --> 0:10:16.640 You've never met a Sky, a man, and I'm met 0:10:16.640 --> 0:10:19.480 a guy named Sky. My manager at Dinosaur Barbecue in 0:10:19.559 --> 0:10:23.199 Harlem was named Scott Dinosaurbee. 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:26.120 Yesterday was going to go to Dinosaur Barbecue. They were like, 0:10:26.120 --> 0:10:28.120 We're gonna go to Dinosaur Barbecue and I was like, 0:10:28.280 --> 0:10:30.040 I was like, well, that's easy to remember because it's 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:31.080 a ridiculous name. 0:10:31.640 --> 0:10:34.000 It's like the Flintstones. Yeah, Sidney, you used to work 0:10:34.040 --> 0:10:37.200 at Dinosaur Barbecue. I don't really tell people that I 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:37.640 was a host. 0:10:37.679 --> 0:10:39.640 I used to work at Michael's and I was fired 0:10:40.200 --> 0:10:45.320 and the store. You're stealing everything everything. That's what you 0:10:45.320 --> 0:10:45.679 should do. 0:10:45.720 --> 0:10:47.280 If you're an employee, you should steal. 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:50.319 Michaels was asking for it though, free job I've ever had. 0:10:50.320 --> 0:10:52.560 I stole something when I was bargaining too. 0:10:52.640 --> 0:10:54.720 Then like a part of the job. When I was bargaining, 0:10:54.760 --> 0:10:55.920 I was stealing bottles. 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:58.720 Of grey Goose, like I was taking like the big 0:10:58.800 --> 0:10:59.960 bottle of things. 0:11:00.040 --> 0:11:02.040 Don't work out in comedy. You really funding it up 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:03.560 right now? People are gonna be like, uh. 0:11:03.440 --> 0:11:06.480 She steals, yes, but I don't steal jokes though. 0:11:10.320 --> 0:11:13.200 I won't name names, but whisper initials. 0:11:15.240 --> 0:11:18.200 Just writing on a piece of paper for us the 0:11:18.280 --> 0:11:20.160 record in French. 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:25.640 I'm gonna say you also speak a bunch of languages too. 0:11:26.120 --> 0:11:29.959 You mad cultured, you really are, I know. But I 0:11:30.160 --> 0:11:32.840 like you because you like what we like. Like you 0:11:33.000 --> 0:11:33.720 like messy? 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:39.480 Uh? Two women celebrities, Yeah, divas, messy divas. 0:11:39.480 --> 0:11:41.320 Who's your favorite diva? 0:11:42.520 --> 0:11:46.040 Well, my favorite is an opera singer named Maria Kallas 0:11:46.520 --> 0:11:48.520 who don't know who it is. I know, no one 0:11:48.559 --> 0:11:50.840 knows who is unless you're a real old gay. But 0:11:51.280 --> 0:11:54.480 she was like the ultimate cunt and the ultimate diva. 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:55.560 I mean, she was amazing. 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:57.959 She had the makeover, she had the voice, she had, 0:11:57.960 --> 0:12:00.480 the drama. She had. The early death, Yeah. 0:12:00.559 --> 0:12:01.559 The early death. 0:12:01.640 --> 0:12:03.480 I need that. Died at fifty three. 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:08.240 Once her love of her life, Aristotle NASAs, who left 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:10.640 her after she got an abortion for him for another woman. 0:12:11.679 --> 0:12:14.319 Once he died, she never left her Paris apartment again 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:16.440 and was taking ups and downs and died of a 0:12:16.440 --> 0:12:16.960 heart attack. 0:12:17.200 --> 0:12:20.000 That's scandalous. That's such a like a she. 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:22.760 He was being interviewed because she was the world's greatest singer, 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:25.080 like technically, there's no one better than her ever. And 0:12:25.200 --> 0:12:26.719 she was being interviewed and someone goes, what do you 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:28.400 think of your rivals? And she goes, oh, I don't 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:31.960 mean to correct you, but I don't have rhymes. I 0:12:32.040 --> 0:12:34.080 was like, all right, gay icon right there, that's all 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:35.360 it takes to be a gay icon. 0:12:35.520 --> 0:12:37.520 Why do you get people like people like that so much? 0:12:37.559 --> 0:12:39.679 A men love a lot of women with attitude because 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:42.000 I think there was a long time we weren't represented 0:12:42.120 --> 0:12:45.880 in television or media or anything, and so I think 0:12:45.880 --> 0:12:49.320 it's the closest thing to seeing ourselves and also women 0:12:49.800 --> 0:12:52.840 being oppressed, especially Black women who are very, very, very 0:12:52.880 --> 0:12:56.120 strong in the gay community. I think we just saw 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:57.959 a lot of ourselves in them, and that was the 0:12:58.000 --> 0:13:00.360 only way we could see ourselves. Also, something about like 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:03.400 being able to mimic like stry Sand and Liza Minelli 0:13:03.600 --> 0:13:06.400 and you know, Patty and Whitney, like they're easy to mimic, 0:13:06.760 --> 0:13:08.960 and so there was almost like a I don't know, 0:13:09.040 --> 0:13:10.240 they're like a kind. 0:13:10.040 --> 0:13:12.720 Of a caricature. You can you can mimic Patty. 0:13:13.840 --> 0:13:16.160 Okay, go get me a giant eyelash. I'll put it 0:13:16.200 --> 0:13:19.200 on my head and I will sing somewhere over the. 0:13:19.200 --> 0:13:22.120 Rainbow to can you sing a Little Give Me a 0:13:22.160 --> 0:13:22.680 Little Sand? 0:13:25.360 --> 0:13:31.199 That's every Patty song. Patty starts at a ten and plateaus. 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:34.200 I mean, it's like she's the only, like, honestly, and 0:13:34.400 --> 0:13:36.679 I have to say, getting into divas, Patty is the 0:13:36.679 --> 0:13:40.800 only besides her and stry Sand, They're the only consistent divas, 0:13:41.000 --> 0:13:43.880 you know what I mean, Like Whitney Houston. Mariah has 0:13:43.920 --> 0:13:46.320 disappointed me more than Whitney Houston and Whitney Easton died. 0:13:46.640 --> 0:13:49.280 You know, It's like it's like all these divas just 0:13:49.320 --> 0:13:51.839 go tumbling and Patty has maintained it. 0:13:52.120 --> 0:13:54.640 Patty, did you have any of the Patty Pies? 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:56.280 I've never had a Patty pie. 0:13:56.360 --> 0:13:58.400 First of all, you should. And Patty has cobbler, and 0:13:58.440 --> 0:13:59.240 the cobbler is. 0:13:59.240 --> 0:14:02.120 All thief che where god a blueberry piece? 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:05.040 Where is there's peach and then there's peach and then 0:14:05.080 --> 0:14:06.080 there's like an apple one? 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:08.160 Yes, but did the pie dude do a video on 0:14:08.200 --> 0:14:09.480 the cobbler, because otherwise. 0:14:11.800 --> 0:14:14.640 The cobbler came after. The cobbler came after. 0:14:14.920 --> 0:14:18.439 Okay, See, I think I love Patty because she actually 0:14:18.480 --> 0:14:21.400 she's been saying forever that she cooks. 0:14:21.440 --> 0:14:24.000 She loves cooking. Like that's not some bullshit she pulled out. 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:26.440 She's like, I cook and someone throws like a cookbook 0:14:26.480 --> 0:14:29.200 with her. Like since the sixties, she's been talking about 0:14:29.200 --> 0:14:30.440 her macaroni and cheese. 0:14:30.600 --> 0:14:32.800 She's been talking about all her food, crabcakes. 0:14:33.760 --> 0:14:36.520 Oh yeah, I said, I unfortunately know everything about these 0:14:36.520 --> 0:14:37.200 fucking divas. 0:14:37.200 --> 0:14:40.800 But Aretha's like, well, I'll make a croissant, you know, Aretha, 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:41.880 get over here. 0:14:42.320 --> 0:14:46.560 Aretha is the biggest fucking shadiest woman on the face 0:14:46.560 --> 0:14:46.960 of the planet. 0:14:47.160 --> 0:14:49.360 Should be shady though, keyword being biggest. 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:50.320 First of all, her eyes. 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:56.720 Her eyes are very snuffles okay, very drowsy eye. 0:14:56.920 --> 0:14:58.960 She's you ever seen in her fur coat? It is 0:14:59.120 --> 0:14:59.800 snuffle up. 0:14:59.720 --> 0:15:02.800 Against she performed at like the White House or something. 0:15:02.880 --> 0:15:05.240 Yeah, Kennedy's not her honor and then she just rips 0:15:05.280 --> 0:15:08.280 it off, which with those arms and the confidence to 0:15:08.400 --> 0:15:09.440 have them screaming. 0:15:09.520 --> 0:15:13.800 Natural woman. But I have to say, lock. 0:15:13.760 --> 0:15:19.160 On, major Woma, you better do it. Sydney sound great. 0:15:21.480 --> 0:15:23.280 Did you ever see the one that Kelly Clarkson did 0:15:23.320 --> 0:15:24.840 where she jumped into a whistle tone. 0:15:25.160 --> 0:15:26.960 No, no, oh, it's really good. 0:15:27.040 --> 0:15:28.320 Do you feel about Kelly Clarkson. 0:15:28.920 --> 0:15:31.120 I actually think she's one of the few people who 0:15:31.120 --> 0:15:31.760 can still sing. 0:15:32.720 --> 0:15:36.560 I mean, was she's still big, that's why, uh when 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:39.400 she lost weight, when she got to skinny, the skinny Kelly, 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:41.200 I will people weren't really fucking with her like that. 0:15:41.240 --> 0:15:42.800 They were like, nah, you gotta get some more weight 0:15:42.840 --> 0:15:43.440 on you. 0:15:43.480 --> 0:15:46.280 And then she's like you got I will meet you. 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:48.840 There's like she ran. 0:15:50.480 --> 0:15:51.440 Red in Patty's house. 0:15:53.760 --> 0:15:56.240 But Kelly can sing in chest tones up into like 0:15:56.280 --> 0:15:58.880 a F and a G those notes and then that's high. 0:15:59.360 --> 0:16:00.960 A G five is super. 0:16:00.720 --> 0:16:02.960 High, the highest note that you could hear, the highest 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:06.840 note in your chest tones, like the highest. Probably Patty's 0:16:06.880 --> 0:16:09.400 gotten her voice up to like a bee without mixing, 0:16:09.400 --> 0:16:13.280 which is like wildly high. But Patty and Wretha both 0:16:13.280 --> 0:16:15.520 have like a kind of mix in their belt. So 0:16:15.560 --> 0:16:18.520 like an actual belter, like a G and A are. 0:16:18.480 --> 0:16:20.080 Like super actual belter. 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:22.320 Barbara is like a belter. 0:16:22.520 --> 0:16:26.640 I don't know a single Barbara stand is like her belting, 0:16:26.800 --> 0:16:28.560 especially when she was like in her twenties. 0:16:28.760 --> 0:16:30.520 Is Patty the bell said the other? 0:16:30.960 --> 0:16:32.600 Was it Patty the bell or someone else was doing 0:16:32.640 --> 0:16:35.800 an interview about how they were saying back in the day, 0:16:35.840 --> 0:16:37.720 no white woman could sing and her mother goes, no 0:16:37.760 --> 0:16:40.360 white woman could sing it except for streisand. 0:16:40.120 --> 0:16:43.400 Like she Barbara still hold that right now? 0:16:44.080 --> 0:16:47.080 Yeah, she's seventy four and sounds great. What about something? 0:16:48.240 --> 0:16:54.440 I love that cuckoo, messy French Canadian whirlwind of a ride. 0:16:54.480 --> 0:16:57.920 I mean that cuckoo. She is the she is. 0:16:58.120 --> 0:16:59.560 That's fair, that's fair. 0:16:59.680 --> 0:17:01.840 No, she was cuckoo from day one. 0:17:01.960 --> 0:17:04.000 First of all, she's the most uncomfortable person to watch 0:17:04.000 --> 0:17:06.719 on an interview because she doesn't understand American humor, so 0:17:06.760 --> 0:17:08.720 like when you're trying to talk to her, she's she's 0:17:08.760 --> 0:17:13.320 constantly like its great fun me Like it's like like Celene, 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:15.720 you know, it's like really uncomfortable. And then she had 0:17:15.760 --> 0:17:18.000 like the thing is, she had that son a long 0:17:18.000 --> 0:17:20.560 time ago, who like literally started off as one of 0:17:20.560 --> 0:17:21.840 the ugliest things I've ever seen. 0:17:22.240 --> 0:17:25.159 And then okay, no he was good looking. I mean, 0:17:25.200 --> 0:17:25.680 who is this for? 0:17:26.080 --> 0:17:29.199 And you've seen him when he's now look him up. 0:17:29.200 --> 0:17:31.119 Now he is one of the most beautiful. He is 0:17:31.240 --> 0:17:35.080 so beautiful. Oh yes, But there was also Selene's fault 0:17:35.119 --> 0:17:37.200 She's like, I'll let my chot, my four year old 0:17:37.200 --> 0:17:40.600 boy's hair grow to the ground and wear like white blankets. 0:17:40.600 --> 0:17:45.080 He looks like the ring, like a clean a clean 0:17:45.200 --> 0:17:49.040 ring though a cleaner cleaner, cleaner, cleaner ring. 0:17:49.280 --> 0:17:50.200 Yeah. 0:17:50.320 --> 0:17:51.200