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Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Hi guys, it's Marie and Sydney.

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Speaker 3: What up girl? Are you doing?

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Speaker 2: Oh? You know, I'm a little tired, but I'm getting through.

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Speaker 2: I wanted to say that you look tired. You got

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Speaker 2: a lot of nerve with your headscarf on. Wow, you

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Speaker 2: left your house with your house face and came.

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Speaker 3: To my house.

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Speaker 2: This is my house. Okay, that couch. Welcome to my house.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I hate that song where it's Marie's house.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to my house.

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Speaker 4: Sydney s leaves on my.

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Speaker 3: In tie. Who Finney, what the hell are you an

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Speaker 3: expert in this week?

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Speaker 2: What's okay? I was an expert in being there for

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Speaker 2: a friend. That sounds like something you've been an expert

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Speaker 2: in several times.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well it's not my fault if I'm a good

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Speaker 1: shelter to cry on and lean on. Okay, don't be

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Speaker 1: mad because nobody be calling you up. Save the no better.

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Speaker 2: My phone is on do not disturb. Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: you picking up?

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Speaker 1: She I am your dearest friend and you have me

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Speaker 1: on do not disturb And I'm like.

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Speaker 4: You've been calling me at inconvenient times, like like Batman hours,

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Speaker 4: Like when the bats are up, I'd be like, you know, today,

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Speaker 4: I'm not doing this with you today.

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Speaker 2: This is what happens. I will call you, text you nothing.

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Speaker 3: Right. Then I'll see you on Instagram like like la

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Speaker 3: la la la la.

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Speaker 2: You'll be liking should just just sold you so I

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Speaker 2: know that you're on I got interact with my fans anyway.

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Speaker 3: You were like, hey girl, some people you.

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Speaker 4: Don't even know I copy and paste coming, you know,

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Speaker 4: let me not say that because people that's what some

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Speaker 4: of the people.

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Speaker 2: Listening I comment too.

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Speaker 3: You're like, yes, squee, and.

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Speaker 2: It'll be like a picture of somebody's like funeral pamphlet. Yes,

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Speaker 2: And they'd be like.

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Speaker 1: So, anyway, I was an expert at being a good friend.

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Speaker 1: A friend was in some some real desperate time. I

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Speaker 1: will not but I had to put a friend in

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Speaker 1: my over account. Oh yeah, I usually don't do that

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Speaker 1: because one time I did that and a friend threw

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Speaker 1: us spilled his Hennessy out out of his Coca Cola can,

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Speaker 1: and then they charged me one hundred dollars for the.

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Speaker 2: It smells disgusting. They put hen set in a Coca

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Speaker 2: Cola cane. Yes, they did don't was this friend going

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Speaker 2: brought me? What friend this is? But just know it

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Speaker 2: starts with a J and it was ends with an S.

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Speaker 2: Jonas Jons.

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Speaker 1: His name is Jonas and we work together and he

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Speaker 1: doesn't he your boss?

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Speaker 2: No, damn girl. Oh I'm thinking of the other. Okay,

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Speaker 2: all right, well never mind. You know what, Mari, Well,

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Speaker 2: don't you know what white Jonas and a black Jonas I.

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Speaker 3: Do in my phone?

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Speaker 1: In my phone it's a W Jonas and a B

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Speaker 1: Jonas well, black Jonas because it's Tennessee, right.

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Speaker 2: So I had to put a friend and my uber.

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Speaker 1: I didn't put them in an uber pool because that's

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Speaker 1: how great I am. The problem is the cab was

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Speaker 1: fifty dollars in thirty three cents, girl, And I was like,

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Speaker 1: why do you think that for myself?

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Speaker 3: Oh? I walk my friend to the train and give

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Speaker 3: them a swipe.

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Speaker 1: Make when you wait, Marie, when you were high on edibles,

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Speaker 1: when you were fucked up, you didn't even want to

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Speaker 1: put yourself in your own cab.

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Speaker 2: Jef, you were like, I walk home, It's fine.

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Speaker 3: I was like, what is this? So?

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Speaker 2: How many how many blocks? Sonnets? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: They get home?

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Speaker 1: So I put him in my cab and then I'm

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Speaker 1: watching the thing because I need to see when he

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Speaker 1: gets out so I can get in because I don't

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Speaker 1: care about my money, right, I got a couple of

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Speaker 1: checks that cleared bits.

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Speaker 3: I was like, let's do this uber x v I P.

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Speaker 2: You just got yourself security money. Okay, So he gets in.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking the whole time, I'm like, fifty dollars thirty

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Speaker 1: three cents? Should I send him a Venmo request for

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Speaker 1: at least half Yes. He gets out halfway through the trip,

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Speaker 1: and I'm upset because I'm like, yo, you're supposed to

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Speaker 1: be going home.

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Speaker 3: But the other side, I was like, well.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to pay thirty dollars instead of fifty dollars

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Speaker 1: and thirty to thirty cents.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're mad, but.

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Speaker 1: I'm a good friend, Like you would never give your

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Speaker 1: Uber account to any not even me.

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Speaker 4: I'd be like, let me log out of my phone

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Speaker 4: so you can log into your account on my poe.

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Speaker 1: I shouldn't say this on the podcast because now people

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Speaker 1: are gonna be pretending that they're in desperate need of

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Speaker 1: an Uber and they're gonna be using my damn account.

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Speaker 3: Well that just makes you.

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Speaker 2: Dumb, right, no, you wouldn't do that.

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Speaker 3: You gotta do it.

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Speaker 2: If your friend is in need, you got to help them.

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Speaker 3: I'd be like, give me your phone for me. That's

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Speaker 3: what I said to you.

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Speaker 2: That's exactly what you did to me. So don't act

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Speaker 2: like the other person is more your phone. Shut up, friends,

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Speaker 2: and I put you in an uberpool though. I was like,

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Speaker 2: you know what, at least somebody else will take care

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Speaker 2: of you. Shut up.

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Speaker 4: I remember that day too, because I woke up in

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Speaker 4: the uber and I was like, I've been in this

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Speaker 4: uber for legit two hours, and I was like I

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Speaker 4: was by myself with the driver. I didn't know where

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Speaker 4: I was. And I was like, Sydney, why did you

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Speaker 4: leave me? When I called you? And you were like

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Speaker 4: I was never in the uber with hues. Those were

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Speaker 4: all little white women. And I was like, wow, she

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Speaker 4: sounded a lot like you. And then remember I threw

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Speaker 4: up in.

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Speaker 2: The uber you did and turned and the driver pulled

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Speaker 2: over to get some tissue or condoms or whatever, and

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Speaker 2: I was like, Sydney, I don't know where I am.

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Speaker 3: I told him that you were a famous comedian.

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Speaker 2: I was like, get that money, boot, and then I uh,

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Speaker 2: the driver was like we're on Myrtle Ave or whatever.

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Speaker 3: And I looked up and we were right in front

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Speaker 3: of my ex boyfriend's house. Wow.

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Speaker 2: And then I was like, yeah, it's not the location

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Speaker 2: that I had put in, but maybe that's where your

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Speaker 2: heart was trying to take you.

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Speaker 3: That's just where I threw up.

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Speaker 1: Your heart was trying to take you there, girl, shut up,

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Speaker 1: it was meant to be.

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Speaker 2: I have no heart, a little a little black stone.

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Speaker 3: In my chest. Sure.

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Speaker 2: What were you an expert in this week?

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Speaker 4: Mainly I was an expert for not being prepared for

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Speaker 4: doing this, But I I feel like I was an

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Speaker 4: expert at.

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Speaker 3: I had it and then it went away. Are you

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Speaker 3: talking about a baby?

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Speaker 4: No, man, I'm not talking about no baby. You said

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Speaker 4: I was an expert at not having a baby. Okay,

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Speaker 4: I had not having children, living my best life, you

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Speaker 4: know what I mean? Uh, staying out all day and

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Speaker 4: not eating because I have food in my fridge.

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Speaker 3: And I'm one of.

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Speaker 4: These people that's like, I'm not paying for outside food

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Speaker 4: when I have inside food.

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Speaker 3: That's true. I was an expert at saving I.

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Speaker 2: Don't know twelve dollars this week.

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Speaker 4: I don't know how much money I saved but I

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Speaker 4: feel like I've been spending a lot more money on

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Speaker 4: food and drinks and stuff because you're my biggest fear

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Speaker 4: of spending money outside.

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Speaker 1: First of all, listeners, Marie does not pay for drinks.

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Speaker 1: Just want you to know that she pays for food

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Speaker 1: but not drinks, Sydney.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes I be paying for my own lemonades.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I don't pay for my alcohol, right, but I

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Speaker 4: paid for my non alcohol beverages.

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Speaker 2: They'd be like, you're drinking ginger beer. Okay, well here

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Speaker 2: here it's five dollars and I'm like, somebody here to

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Speaker 2: add some room to this.

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Speaker 1: You'll have a Coca Cola can of rum like my

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Speaker 1: friend jonas a road Hennessy.

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Speaker 4: Yes, Sidney, this is this is is getting too black

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Speaker 4: for me uptown.

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Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, I don't like Hennessy is disgusting.

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Speaker 2: Well, an expert at you know that.

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Speaker 1: So that's it just saving money.

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Speaker 2: I guess next week I'll be more prepared with what

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Speaker 2: I was an expert at. I was, Listen, I was

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Speaker 2: an expert at greasing my scalp mussage in my edges,

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Speaker 2: which that's a really dry Sidney.

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Speaker 3: Your faull lock is falling in definitely is. It's legit

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Speaker 3: London Bridge, but it's really dread.

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Speaker 2: My dread bridge is falling down.

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Speaker 1: For your locks are I'm taking them out tomorrow and

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Speaker 1: I hope you be a good friend and help me

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Speaker 1: take them out.

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Speaker 3: I'm probably not going to be a good friend.

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Speaker 1: That's fine, speaking of a great friend. I love the

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Speaker 1: yes that we have today. I mean literally all over

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Speaker 1: your TV screen, everywhere, all over the country, all over

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Speaker 1: the world.

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Speaker 4: I feel like his passport got some stamps in it.

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Speaker 2: No, and weren't you in Australia.

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Speaker 5: No, I just Italy and France. That's what I went

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Speaker 5: to France because.

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Speaker 3: We're doing guess we didn't even introduce you, Lja Manelli.

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Speaker 2: He's a comedian, he's a writer. Uh you're what else?

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Speaker 3: Faggot?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, we don't say that word on this pogaying

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Speaker 1: here for the next three hours.

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Speaker 4: We'll go ahead and say that. Do you live your truth?

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Speaker 4: He is our diva expert. It's a mateo Lane mitail Lane.

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Speaker 3: Hey, guys to say fagot.

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Speaker 4: I mean whatever you want, Maia, don't let this lesbian

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Speaker 4: censor you.

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Speaker 3: I mean I wouldn't. I wouldn't have cared either.

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Speaker 2: I know you don't.

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Speaker 3: You don't give any damn I would.

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Speaker 1: All right, you got your best four arms out right now,

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Speaker 1: you don't care what I have to say.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Wait, so but you do a lot of things. You're

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Speaker 4: a comic, yeah, but you also are an artist.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I was a fashion illustrator and storyboard artists for television

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Speaker 5: commercials for years. And I say that I lived in

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Speaker 5: Italy painting, yeah, like portraits and landscapes, and I was.

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Speaker 3: Like a full blown working artist.

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Speaker 5: That was my whole life, and everything was built for

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Speaker 5: that career. And then just one day it was like,

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Speaker 5: I think I'd rather tell some jokes in a basement

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Speaker 5: and than in the blink of an eye, I am

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Speaker 5: now killing jokes.

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Speaker 2: That's great. You gave up all that for this.

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Speaker 5: I still do it, you know, Like I wrote my

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Speaker 5: own cartoon show that I'm pitching next month, and.

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Speaker 3: Bob the drag Queen and I are going to do.

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Speaker 5: A comic strip about like a drag queen superhero, and

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Speaker 5: so I still incorporate it, but just in ways that

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Speaker 3: Now, that's beautiful. Well, listen, when you're work looking for.

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Speaker 1: You've never met a Sky, a man, and I'm met

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Speaker 3: Yesterday was going to go to Dinosaur Barbecue. They were like,

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Speaker 4: It's like the Flintstones. Yeah, Sidney, you used to work

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Speaker 5: I used to work at Michael's and I was fired

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Speaker 2: If you're an employee, you should steal.

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Speaker 3: Michaels was asking for it though, free job I've ever had.

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Speaker 2: I stole something when I was bargaining too.

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Speaker 3: Then like a part of the job. When I was bargaining,

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Speaker 1: Don't work out in comedy. You really funding it up

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Speaker 3: She steals, yes, but I don't steal jokes though.

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Speaker 2: I won't name names, but whisper initials.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say you also speak a bunch of languages too.

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Speaker 4: You mad cultured, you really are, I know. But I

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Speaker 4: like you because you like what we like. Like you

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Speaker 4: like messy?

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Speaker 3: Uh? Two women celebrities, Yeah, divas, messy divas.

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Speaker 2: Who's your favorite diva?

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Speaker 5: Well, my favorite is an opera singer named Maria Kallas

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Speaker 5: who don't know who it is. I know, no one

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Speaker 5: I mean, she was amazing.

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Speaker 3: She had the makeover, she had the voice, she had,

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Speaker 3: the drama. She had. The early death, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: The early death.

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Speaker 3: I need that. Died at fifty three.

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Speaker 5: Once her love of her life, Aristotle NASAs, who left

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Speaker 5: Once he died, she never left her Paris apartment again

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Speaker 2: That's scandalous. That's such a like a she.

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Speaker 5: He was being interviewed because she was the world's greatest singer,

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Speaker 5: think of your rivals? And she goes, oh, I don't

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Speaker 2: Why do you get people like people like that so much?

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Speaker 5: A men love a lot of women with attitude because

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Speaker 5: I think there was a long time we weren't represented

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Speaker 5: being able to mimic like stry Sand and Liza Minelli

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Speaker 3: Of a caricature. You can you can mimic Patty.

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Speaker 5: Okay, go get me a giant eyelash. I'll put it

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Speaker 2: Rainbow to can you sing a Little Give Me a

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Speaker 2: Little Sand?

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Speaker 3: That's every Patty song. Patty starts at a ten and plateaus.

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Speaker 5: I mean, it's like she's the only, like, honestly, and

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Speaker 5: I have to say, getting into divas, Patty is the

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Speaker 5: only besides her and stry Sand, They're the only consistent divas,

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Speaker 5: you know what I mean, Like Whitney Houston. Mariah has

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Speaker 5: You know, It's like it's like all these divas just

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Speaker 2: Patty, did you have any of the Patty Pies?

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Speaker 3: I've never had a Patty pie.

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Speaker 1: First of all, you should. And Patty has cobbler, and

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Speaker 3: All thief che where god a blueberry piece?

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Speaker 1: Where is there's peach and then there's peach and then

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Speaker 4: Yes, but did the pie dude do a video on

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Speaker 2: The cobbler came after. The cobbler came after.

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Speaker 5: Okay, See, I think I love Patty because she actually

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Speaker 5: she's been saying forever that she cooks.

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Speaker 3: She loves cooking. Like that's not some bullshit she pulled out.

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Speaker 5: She's like, I cook and someone throws like a cookbook

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Speaker 5: with her. Like since the sixties, she's been talking about

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Speaker 3: She's been talking about all her food, crabcakes.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I said, I unfortunately know everything about these

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Speaker 4: But Aretha's like, well, I'll make a croissant, you know, Aretha,

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Speaker 5: Aretha is the biggest fucking shadiest woman on the face

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Speaker 2: Should be shady though, keyword being biggest.

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Speaker 3: First of all, her eyes.

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Speaker 1: Her eyes are very snuffles okay, very drowsy eye.

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Speaker 3: She's you ever seen in her fur coat? It is

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Speaker 4: Against she performed at like the White House or something.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Kennedy's not her honor and then she just rips

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Speaker 5: it off, which with those arms and the confidence to

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Speaker 3: Natural woman. But I have to say, lock.

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Speaker 2: On, major Woma, you better do it. Sydney sound great.

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Speaker 5: Did you ever see the one that Kelly Clarkson did

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Speaker 5: where she jumped into a whistle tone.

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Speaker 3: No, no, oh, it's really good.

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Speaker 2: Do you feel about Kelly Clarkson.

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Speaker 5: I actually think she's one of the few people who

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Speaker 1: I mean, was she's still big, that's why, uh when

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Speaker 1: she lost weight, when she got to skinny, the skinny Kelly,

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Speaker 1: I will people weren't really fucking with her like that.

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Speaker 2: They were like, nah, you gotta get some more weight

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Speaker 5: And then she's like you got I will meet you.

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Speaker 5: There's like she ran.

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Speaker 2: Red in Patty's house.

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Speaker 5: But Kelly can sing in chest tones up into like

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Speaker 3: A G five is super.

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Speaker 5: High, the highest note that you could hear, the highest

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Speaker 5: note in your chest tones, like the highest. Probably Patty's

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Speaker 5: gotten her voice up to like a bee without mixing,

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Speaker 5: which is like wildly high. But Patty and Wretha both

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Speaker 5: like an actual belter, like a G and A are.

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Speaker 2: Like super actual belter.

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Speaker 3: Barbara is like a belter.

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Speaker 5: I don't know a single Barbara stand is like her belting,

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Speaker 3: Is Patty the bell said the other?

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Speaker 5: Was it Patty the bell or someone else was doing

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Speaker 5: no white woman could sing and her mother goes, no

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Speaker 5: white woman could sing it except for streisand.

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Speaker 2: Like she Barbara still hold that right now?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she's seventy four and sounds great. What about something?

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Speaker 5: I love that cuckoo, messy French Canadian whirlwind of a ride.

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Speaker 3: I mean that cuckoo. She is the she is.

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Speaker 2: That's fair, that's fair.

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Speaker 3: No, she was cuckoo from day one.

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Speaker 5: First of all, she's the most uncomfortable person to watch

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Speaker 5: like when you're trying to talk to her, she's she's

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Speaker 5: constantly like its great fun me Like it's like like Celene,

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Speaker 5: you know, it's like really uncomfortable. And then she had

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Speaker 5: like the thing is, she had that son a long

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Speaker 3: And then okay, no he was good looking. I mean,

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Speaker 3: who is this for?

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Speaker 5: And you've seen him when he's now look him up.

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Speaker 5: Now he is one of the most beautiful. He is

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Speaker 5: so beautiful. Oh yes, But there was also Selene's fault

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Speaker 5: She's like, I'll let my chot, my four year old

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Speaker 5: boy's hair grow to the ground and wear like white blankets.

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Speaker 5: He looks like the ring, like a clean a clean

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Speaker 5: ring though a cleaner cleaner, cleaner, cleaner ring.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I like Celine Dion.

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 5: I love her because she maintains her voice, so you say,

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Speaker 5: but oh yeah. He gave her an award for like

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Speaker 5: was so sweet. I actually really love her because she

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Speaker 5: really is like a good mother, a good person, and

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Speaker 5: she was crying and I can't say enough good things

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Speaker 5: about it.

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Speaker 1: He looks like a step below one direction, like if

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Speaker 1: he got a little bit of work done, he would

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Speaker 1: be very one.

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Speaker 5: He's also eighteen when he looks like you need some

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Speaker 5: Chris White trips.

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Speaker 3: This is all that I'm gonna say about him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's cute.

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Speaker 4: He do kind of look like he looks like like

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Speaker 4: a Jared Letto lights.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, very Jared Letto as That's very true.

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Speaker 5: So Selene, I'm four, Selena, I'm fo Patty, I'm for Mariah.

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Speaker 5: I am so upset, speak on it, speak on this

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Speaker 5: Mariah seven hours. I don't know where to begin First

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Speaker 5: of all, get rid of your manager Stella, she's running

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Speaker 5: your career. Number two, get yourself cleaned up and fire

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Speaker 5: everybody around you.

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Speaker 3: What do you think that Mariah's on. I think she's

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Speaker 3: on pills, weed and drinking.

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Speaker 1: She's on pills heavy, Yeah, because she's heavy pills.

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Speaker 5: Sleepy sleeps when she's in interviews and she just can't

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Speaker 5: sing anymore. She was singing Vision of Love and it

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Speaker 5: was like this like a week ago, and oh my god,

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Speaker 5: it was atrocious. I thought, you're one of the most

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Speaker 5: renowned singers in the world, and now you're forty five

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Speaker 5: wearing a Keith Signierra dress. She's struggling. It's like, girl,

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Speaker 5: we know you have. First of all, I don't know

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Speaker 5: who she's dressing sexy for. I've been her concerts seven times,

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Speaker 5: felt nothing every time, and every one of that concert

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Speaker 5: is a gay man or a black woman. Who is

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Speaker 5: she trying to fuck? I was like, no one here

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Speaker 5: is interested in you just want to hear you sing. Well,

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Speaker 5: she's not doing a.

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Speaker 3: Good she will don't want to still feel it.

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Speaker 2: She will saran wrap that body, throwing a waist trainer.

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Speaker 3: And she's wearing a fruit roll up put on a.

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Speaker 1: I'm surprised she hasn't done those tummy tea little things

446
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Speaker 1: on Instagram.

447
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Speaker 3: What's that a tummy tea?

448
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:45,159
Speaker 2: You drink the tea and it's supposed to flatten your tummy,

449
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:45,720
Speaker 2: but it just.

450
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Speaker 3: Makes you like, it just makes you hours and days

451
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Speaker 3: and years.

452
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Speaker 5: Oh that sounds horrible. So it just gets rid of

453
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:53,160
Speaker 5: some bloating, is what it does. It doesn't actually do ship.

454
00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:56,919
Speaker 5: She's super blood because she need it. She didn't drinking

455
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,800
Speaker 5: retaining water. And that's what Wendy says. You know, I

456
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:00,880
Speaker 5: know Mariyah loves.

457
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:01,880
Speaker 3: To have a splash of champagne.

458
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Speaker 2: But Maria, you are crazy girl, Wendy champagne.

459
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:09,760
Speaker 5: Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, Mariah is known to

460
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:10,680
Speaker 5: enjoy a splash.

461
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Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, first of all, Wendy like when he's

462
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,080
Speaker 3: always like, you know, people say that I don't like Maria,

463
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:18,480
Speaker 3: and that's not true. But it feels like she hates Mariah. True.

464
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,359
Speaker 4: It doesn't sound seem like she likes Beyonce at all either.

465
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:25,760
Speaker 4: Wendy doesn't like anybody think Beyonce is a diva.

466
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,680
Speaker 5: Like, oh yeah, she's definitely classified as a diva for sure,

467
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,520
Speaker 5: and diva not in the sense of added diva is

468
00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:33,119
Speaker 5: like how gays view their divas, like she's a hundred

469
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:36,960
Speaker 5: like diva, but Beyonce as a diva, Like you don't

470
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,800
Speaker 5: really hear much about Beyonce being a bit.

471
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:40,280
Speaker 3: She don't hear her about being.

472
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:41,840
Speaker 2: Well people don't talk like you can't talk.

473
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:42,560
Speaker 3: No, they don't.

474
00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:43,480
Speaker 2: People know.

475
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Speaker 3: It's not that this is not me saying it. This

476
00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:46,280
Speaker 3: is Wendy saying it.

477
00:20:46,359 --> 00:20:49,280
Speaker 4: No, but I'm saying, like the confidentiality clause at the

478
00:20:49,359 --> 00:20:52,640
Speaker 4: Nole's compound must be like iron clad because people do

479
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:53,359
Speaker 4: not talk.

480
00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,960
Speaker 2: Nothing that Beyonce does leaks well.

481
00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,440
Speaker 3: Bob the Dragreen is a great joke.

482
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Speaker 5: He's like the most confrontation you've ever seen Beyonce do

483
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:03,520
Speaker 5: is stand in the elevator while watching someone else fight

484
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:07,240
Speaker 5: for her, like she doesn't you know. Wendy's always like,

485
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:09,560
Speaker 5: you know, Beyonce doesn't do any interviews because she's got

486
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,800
Speaker 5: the speaking level of a fifth grader. And it's like,

487
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,960
Speaker 5: I'm not saying that, so don't come after me, beehive,

488
00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:18,480
Speaker 5: but bey I, but Beyonce is like I was talking

489
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:20,640
Speaker 5: to John Early about this once and we were talking

490
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:23,440
Speaker 5: about like divas that really do a like Beyonce will

491
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:24,879
Speaker 5: be successful for the rest of her lize, but for

492
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:26,840
Speaker 5: the rest of her life, I don't know if she had.

493
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:29,280
Speaker 3: The same like flash that Whitney Houston.

494
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Speaker 5: Like, Beyonce has just been good, consistently and rising up

495
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:35,000
Speaker 5: all the way through her career. I mean, she's done

496
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,160
Speaker 5: all the right moves. She looks amazing, she sounds great,

497
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,040
Speaker 5: she's got good music.

498
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:40,639
Speaker 2: Remember that one photo when she fell out of the

499
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Speaker 2: car drunk.

500
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:45,320
Speaker 4: Do you remember that, yeahs sitting in the car dress on.

501
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:45,480
Speaker 2: Ye.

502
00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:48,200
Speaker 3: Good for her, though she pars or something.

503
00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:49,320
Speaker 2: That's what I want to see.

504
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:49,760
Speaker 3: Want to see more.

505
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:55,400
Speaker 5: But like Whitney and Mariah were like gigantic, huge flashes

506
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Speaker 5: that like like took the world.

507
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Speaker 1: They have a huge personal I don't think Beyonce has

508
00:22:01,359 --> 00:22:04,400
Speaker 1: a big person outy, but they both work.

509
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:08,640
Speaker 5: But the thing with Mariah Whitney is they flash big

510
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:11,720
Speaker 5: and then goes. You know, it's hard, it's.

511
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Speaker 3: Hard to keep up with that. It is hard to

512
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,760
Speaker 3: keep is a lot. Yeah, Yeah, that's.

513
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,960
Speaker 2: Why she's had tous. She doesn't want to do this forever.

514
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,400
Speaker 2: She have these babies finally.

515
00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:22,000
Speaker 3: Well she had that baby.

516
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Speaker 2: She know the twins, you kind of them as one

517
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Speaker 2: baby Maria is saying that she didn't have that. Technically,

518
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Speaker 2: she didn't have.

519
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:30,160
Speaker 3: A blue eye.

520
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Speaker 5: She lip synced to her birth Now I think agrees. Yeah,

521
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:37,399
Speaker 5: did you first of all crush thank you crush them.

522
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,919
Speaker 5: And we made my aunt Cindy, who has had four children,

523
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Speaker 5: watch that video and she was like, she pointed out

524
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Speaker 5: something to me besides the crushing part. She goes, when

525
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Speaker 5: you're pregnant, you do not crouch down like this. You

526
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:51,720
Speaker 5: have to have your back back because you're eight months Pregnanty,

527
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,760
Speaker 5: you cannot sit down like that.

528
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Speaker 3: She's like, I've had four kids. Never once was I

529
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Speaker 3: able to.

530
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Speaker 4: Do right because pregnant women will put their hand back

531
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Speaker 4: and writes, smush down, not this, Sydney.

532
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Speaker 1: I feel like that one video and that's all I need.

533
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,960
Speaker 3: You, baby, I only need that one video.

534
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,920
Speaker 4: Why do you believe that she had because she showed

535
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:20,800
Speaker 4: a video of like the stomach to the side, like

536
00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:21,320
Speaker 4: she ate a.

537
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:23,760
Speaker 3: Burrito once and was like, quick, snap a picture.

538
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,159
Speaker 1: And no, I think that that one video. Some people

539
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:30,840
Speaker 1: want their bumped. Some people bump doesn't develop until really late.

540
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,160
Speaker 2: Until the squishy bumps.

541
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:32,520
Speaker 3: Shut up.

542
00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:36,280
Speaker 2: No, it's I have a friend who had abs and

543
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:37,840
Speaker 2: six months pressure.

544
00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:39,520
Speaker 5: Do you have to admit that it's strange with these

545
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,919
Speaker 5: twins that this woman was running around as naked as

546
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Speaker 5: she possibly.

547
00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 2: Because I think she wants to prove to people now,

548
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:46,960
Speaker 2: she wants to prove that she's no.

549
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:50,200
Speaker 4: She was taking first time mother photos the entire time

550
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:50,800
Speaker 4: she was springing it.

551
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:54,240
Speaker 1: This time it was like flower crown, blue suit. Okay,

552
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:57,160
Speaker 1: But she's also a different Beyonce. She has evolved. She's

553
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 1: actually talking about things in musical.

554
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,959
Speaker 3: She don't even Lemonade. She wouldn't even write period. Did

555
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:04,879
Speaker 3: she not write her music?

556
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:07,960
Speaker 2: No, Beyonce doesn't write anything.

557
00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 3: So she didn't write Lemonadeon, don't write nothing. She can't

558
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:15,040
Speaker 3: even read all. I love that girl.

559
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 2: When the Beehive come for the unofficial expert, please leave

560
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:20,040
Speaker 2: me out of make sure you subscribe.

561
00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:21,920
Speaker 5: And then I just want to say I've been very

562
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:23,240
Speaker 5: careful in what I've said so far.

563
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 2: You have, I just want to say, has the Rehive

564
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:28,360
Speaker 2: so she's fine?

565
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,760
Speaker 5: If someone sent me a bunch of behives, I'd just

566
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,360
Speaker 5: be fabulous someone's paying attention to me at all.

567
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:34,840
Speaker 2: This is great.

568
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:36,440
Speaker 5: But all the be ives you want, I'll still still

569
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 5: filter my photos and put them up.

570
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,040
Speaker 3: Do you know the only people do you think? Do

571
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:40,199
Speaker 3: you think I have grind her? What do you think

572
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:40,919
Speaker 3: I need Instagram for.

573
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:43,439
Speaker 2: The only people who came after me was Azalea Banks

574
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:46,639
Speaker 2: is Mermaid fans because what is that? I don't know,

575
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,879
Speaker 2: but they were. She and I were beefing and they

576
00:24:48,880 --> 00:24:49,560
Speaker 2: were leaving.

577
00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 3: Eve and Azalea Banks were beefing.

578
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I said that she was she shouldn't be

579
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 4: allowed to speak for herself because she's crazy.

580
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:58,040
Speaker 3: You don't know anything about her, So there you go.

581
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,679
Speaker 2: She's not even like stirring up drama. Nicey, what does

582
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,440
Speaker 2: she do? She she called me a house slave.

583
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 3: Is she a comedian or a singer?

584
00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:09,600
Speaker 4: She was a rapper? She calls you a house lave.

585
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 4: And she was like, I'm free and I could talk

586
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,600
Speaker 4: about whatever I want to talk about. And I was like,

587
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 4: she talks.

588
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:17,800
Speaker 1: About race a lot, but I feel like she doesn't

589
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,159
Speaker 1: some of the things she has valid points in and

590
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,400
Speaker 1: then the rest of it is just mass in all

591
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 1: her craziness.

592
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:23,919
Speaker 2: She's nuts.

593
00:25:24,119 --> 00:25:26,639
Speaker 4: Well, she just she likes to stir up controversy, like

594
00:25:26,680 --> 00:25:29,240
Speaker 4: she was beefing with Rihanna. She was beefing with Zane

595
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:33,200
Speaker 4: from one direction she called she called them a sand

596
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,360
Speaker 4: niggas what she.

597
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:36,080
Speaker 2: Called sing.

598
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:39,600
Speaker 3: She was beefing with Russell Crow.

599
00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:45,240
Speaker 1: Well, it's all the bleach that's going into her brain

600
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:46,359
Speaker 1: because she was bleaching her.

601
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:48,520
Speaker 3: I have to see a picture of this woman. No

602
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 3: you don't. I can't believe I've never Okay, it's better that.

603
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:57,680
Speaker 2: Little girl from the Disney Channel who like roasted her.

604
00:25:58,359 --> 00:26:02,000
Speaker 1: Remember she's like like child, she's like fourteen years old.

605
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 1: She came to like rid with all the points.

606
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:09,200
Speaker 2: She had a bullet point PowerPoint presentation on Azilia Banks.

607
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:11,119
Speaker 3: It was beautiful as to watch. She was trash. The

608
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 3: reads were awesome because it is I love that. Do

609
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 3: you guys watch RuPauls Drag Race or anything or no

610
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:18,280
Speaker 3: we don't.

611
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,200
Speaker 2: I'll look at clips on YouTube or do you know?

612
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:22,360
Speaker 3: Have you been to drag shows?

613
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 5: Have been to drag culture and so okay, yeah, we

614
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,240
Speaker 5: have to go to Money Exchange show in New York.

615
00:26:27,320 --> 00:26:29,880
Speaker 5: Okay we'll take us yea yeah, yeah, Monday night's Barracuda

616
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,440
Speaker 5: and Wednesday at Therapy at eleven pm.

617
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 3: We should all go.

618
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,280
Speaker 2: We performed at Therapy before.

619
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Speaker 5: Yeah, miss Cracker sometimes you'd miss Cracker. Yeah, yeah, of

620
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 5: course they do.

621
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:43,359
Speaker 4: Okay, I love cracker crackers, fabulous with them.

622
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:45,960
Speaker 5: Sorry on it's just like go with my group of

623
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,920
Speaker 5: gay friends where it's all reading Shane and I'm sitting

624
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,639
Speaker 5: here it's all reading Shane and I was like, you

625
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 5: guys need to come to a drag show.

626
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 2: I've seen you with your group group of gays. You

627
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,560
Speaker 2: have a good group of games.

628
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:58,760
Speaker 3: Oh my crew, I love them so much. Everyone's tall

629
00:26:58,840 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 3: and like everyone's tall.

630
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,240
Speaker 5: And Patty, my friend Patty he is five four and

631
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 5: has bright red hair and mustache and walks around Washington

632
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:10,920
Speaker 5: Heights in a fur coat. And Verry Joeyanne the scammer Hunt,

633
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,399
Speaker 5: and then there's Bob the drag queen. And Bob it

634
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 5: was his birthday the other day and we went to

635
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:18,160
Speaker 5: like when it was his apartment and he was wearing

636
00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 5: he was walking around his name with a crown and

637
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 5: like a cheetah print vests. And we went over to

638
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 5: this one place and this woman's like, oh my god,

639
00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 5: I love your crown.

640
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,120
Speaker 3: He's like, oh, thank you so much.

641
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 5: He's like, oh, I was gonna take it, and he goes,

642
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:29,880
Speaker 5: oh you want my crown? She goes yeah, it goes

643
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 5: bitch I'm not giving it to.

644
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:33,920
Speaker 3: You and keeps walking like in Washington Heights. Yeah, it's great.

645
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:35,920
Speaker 5: I mean, I love my friends, my friend Alfredo, who's

646
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:36,640
Speaker 5: mean to everybody.

647
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 2: My friend Alfredo's the tall, cute one.

648
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 3: It's super hot and just mean and we love them.

649
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:45,560
Speaker 2: Do you think the crews are harder than ever?

650
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 1: Like they the pack is stronger, Like I feel like

651
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 1: the gays are coming together to trans everything is just

652
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 1: people want to stick together now because there's Trump in office.

653
00:27:56,800 --> 00:28:01,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, wow, Sutar beat political hot do that in there?

654
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,240
Speaker 2: You know you don't even vote.

655
00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:08,120
Speaker 3: People don't need to know my business, Marie.

656
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 5: I also think it's like, you know, you just get

657
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 5: to a certain point where, like you meet people and

658
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,159
Speaker 5: you connect. It is harder to make friends when you

659
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 5: get older, too, unless you're a comedy.

660
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 3: That's a weird that's a weird world.

661
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 2: I want to make friends when you're older.

662
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 5: No, I don't even want to like try new foods.

663
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:22,520
Speaker 5: I don't want to do anything new. I'm like a

664
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 5: bitter old queen and I'm like, everyone get away from me.

665
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:26,919
Speaker 5: And I listened to like the nineties and nineteen fifties

666
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 5: opera But yeah, are we just all sort of connect

667
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 5: and love each other and it's.

668
00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:35,159
Speaker 4: You know, so, how important do you think entourage is

669
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,159
Speaker 4: for a diva?

670
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:38,360
Speaker 2: Because like Beyonce ain't got.

671
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 1: No friends, right, Beyonce Angie her cousin, right, But she

672
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 1: has Solange.

673
00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 5: My cousins are my best even hang out. No Solange,

674
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:49,120
Speaker 5: I don't even think has ever met Beyonce.

675
00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 4: Shit, she Beyonce has that light skin security guard that's

676
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:54,680
Speaker 4: in all the photos with her.

677
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, big one.

678
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 2: And then like Rihanna has, Rihanna's got friends.

679
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 5: Rihanna's seems like she's got friends, has a good time

680
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 5: as in enjoying her fame. She seems like she She's like,

681
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 5: you know what, my voice can sometimes sound like beef jerky,

682
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 5: but I don't give a shit.

683
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,280
Speaker 3: I'm gonna dance, I'm gonna look great.

684
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 1: I feel like Rihanna doesn't have anybody telling her no though.

685
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 3: Ever.

686
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, but also Beyonce or Beyonce, Rihanna she's like, I

687
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 5: don't know, she came out not so precious, so I

688
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 5: think she's forgiven.

689
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 3: All these things.

690
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 5: Like Beyonce was like like pitch to us is like,

691
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 5: so yeah, a precious, don't like it's like a you know,

692
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 5: jewelry or something, so it's harder to maintain that.

693
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, Rihanna was like, I'm messing my titties out. Let's

694
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:36,080
Speaker 2: put on the thought, let's go to Barbados.

695
00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:36,520
Speaker 3: Let's smoke.

696
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:38,520
Speaker 2: We would have brown dude in a chacua.

697
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 5: From the beginning, it would if she would have a

698
00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:44,560
Speaker 5: whole different career. But she came out as like you know,

699
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 5: everyone was like, oh, Whitney, like a young innocent girl.

700
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,200
Speaker 5: And then she married Bobby Brown.

701
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:52,880
Speaker 2: No, but they said that she was. She was doing

702
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 2: drugs before she even met She.

703
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,640
Speaker 5: Was, but not to the extent like Bobby pushed it.

704
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:00,280
Speaker 5: She was a lesbian. She also was oh yeah, yeah,

705
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 5: did you see the interview with Sissy Houston without her

706
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 5: and Robin with Whitney's friend Robin. They were her best

707
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 5: friend who is a lesbian. They were rumored to be together.

708
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 5: And then wasn't she there when she died?

709
00:30:12,840 --> 00:30:14,160
Speaker 3: She was not there when she died.

710
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:16,960
Speaker 5: But she said, Sis Houston wrote a book and I

711
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 5: wrote quotations. I have a friend who ghost wrote that book.

712
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:25,720
Speaker 5: But she you think sis Houston is sitting down at

713
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 5: chapter one?

714
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 3: I mean no.

715
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 5: So Oprah went to go visit her in her apartment

716
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 5: in New Jersey and they were talking and then she

717
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 5: got to the topic of Robin and she said, in

718
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 5: quotations of what Sissy wrote, she goes, whatever Robin's relationship

719
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 5: was with Whitney, it was one that I didn't like.

720
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:44,320
Speaker 5: I didn't really like Robin blah blah blah. And then

721
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 5: you know, I don't know if that relationship was anything

722
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 5: more than friends, but I know I didn't like it.

723
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 5: And then so Oprah goes, so do you think that

724
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 5: they were together? And she goes, I don't know, and

725
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:56,720
Speaker 5: then she goes, would you have approved? And she goes no.

726
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 5: And then Oprah was like shocked. Oberah goes, you wouldn't

727
00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 5: have approved, and she goes no. So it's body would

728
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,240
Speaker 5: have at that time in the nineteen eighties to have

729
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 5: a Whitney fucking Houston be a lesbian way, No.

730
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:14,720
Speaker 2: And the she had like a big Christian following.

731
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 3: No, she did. But isn't the mom like a pastor?

732
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:20,720
Speaker 5: Well she had, yeah, she she that woman should no

733
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 5: longer be allowed to sing on television. But did you

734
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 5: see her when she's sang back up for Retha Franklin

735
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 5: on David Letterman, And.

736
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 3: She was like rolling her eyes literally and Noriy Davis

737
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:31,480
Speaker 3: and I have talked about this for he was join.

738
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 3: All the other women were like dancing and like Sissy's

739
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,840
Speaker 3: just standing there. I'm like, why did you even come?

740
00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 3: Why did you just wanted to be there? She went

741
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:39,840
Speaker 3: to make show.

742
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 2: Face she had on that be on Arthur Blazer.

743
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 5: Well, Ritha also was singing an Adele cover like this

744
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 5: is just sitting there like just so pissed us is

745
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 5: Sissy had some time on All PM. She wasn't really

746
00:31:59,200 --> 00:31:59,760
Speaker 5: there for them.

747
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:08,160
Speaker 3: Sissy has some day. Will Lean is just a really

748
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 3: grumpy woman.

749
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 2: I mean she's old and black. Of course she's grumpy. Yeah,

750
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 2: you're allowed to be grumpy.

751
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 5: I'm not begrudging her for that, but I'm just saying,

752
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:18,400
Speaker 5: just girl, every time you're on TV, it's like, oh Cissy,

753
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 5: Like no one's ever walked away from Mississy Houston in

754
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:22,400
Speaker 5: and you're like, what a pleasant woman?

755
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:27,280
Speaker 3: Wonder what do you expect? Yeah, we should put Whitney

756
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 3: through a lot, that's for sure.

757
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 4: What is something about Whitney's life that you feel like

758
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 4: most people don't know but should know.

759
00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 5: This was probably a lesbian suffering or at least by

760
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 5: or at least fluid or something.

761
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 3: You know.

762
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 5: I think she got a lot of backlash in the

763
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 5: beginning from the black community because they thought that she

764
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 5: was too white.

765
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 2: Right.

766
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 5: There was like videos of her at the those are

767
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 5: the b et Wars in the eighties, and they were

768
00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 5: booing her when they played like her music and stuff.

769
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 3: So she had a lot of identity. Well that's how

770
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 3: we start. We boo you first to see if you

771
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 3: could take it, and then we're like, okay.

772
00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:01,480
Speaker 5: You got it, and there is it's similar to gays. Gays,

773
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 5: we bring you in and then we just make fun

774
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 5: of you, love you for the rest of your life.

775
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 5: Like there was a drag show when Whitney died. Someone

776
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 5: came out in a coffin and they played a Whitney

777
00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 5: Huston song and it was just like a finger and

778
00:33:11,800 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 5: they had like bubble like drowning music and and that's

779
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 5: like but that's like gays honoring her because like gays,

780
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 5: you know, like if a straight person was like I

781
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 5: hate Whitney, the same gays laughing and that would be.

782
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 3: Like, oh damn you, she's our queen.

783
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:28,760
Speaker 5: So gays do we're very strange in a coffin, like

784
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:32,200
Speaker 5: was the draft. It was a coughin like rolled out

785
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 5: stop it tae, yes.

786
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 2: I hate gay people would have yes't say yes? Have

787
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 2: you not?

788
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 3: Is there any clips on there or YouTube? There was

789
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,760
Speaker 3: one drag queen who did like what was that song?

790
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:47,960
Speaker 5: Like taking a splash and then they would like play

791
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,080
Speaker 5: Whitney's music and then they would play like a toilet

792
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:51,040
Speaker 5: swirling and something.

793
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 2: Oh wow, they're really elaborate with their shows, aren't you.

794
00:33:54,840 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, exact queen show. It's a real show. Yeah,

795
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 3: I want to perform. You gotta step it up. I mean,

796
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 3: you know, it's a lot better than Hamilton.

797
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 5: It is, Honestly, I went so I went to go

798
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,320
Speaker 5: see my friend Monett's show, and then I went to

799
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 5: go see a Broadway Show'd never seen a Broadway show.

800
00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:12,719
Speaker 5: When I saw Cats, I got free tickets. Long story, okay,

801
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 5: yeah I was. I was like, oh, I'd rather go

802
00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:16,480
Speaker 5: back and watch the drag show like this.

803
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:17,680
Speaker 2: Cats wasn't good.

804
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:22,160
Speaker 5: Do you think Cats was good? As is embarrassing to

805
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 5: say out loud. Do they have new costume? No, they

806
00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 5: look like they have height.

807
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,960
Speaker 2: They don't look those good Will costumes that they had

808
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:38,720
Speaker 2: twenty years ago. Cats the the animal version of Rent

809
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 2: like all the.

810
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 5: No, I would have preferred that someone I had feline

811
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 5: ates and died. Nothing happened. Nothing happened in that show.

812
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:48,240
Speaker 5: It's just the cats going down like we're cats, We're cats.

813
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,359
Speaker 5: I'm like, I know, I bought the ticket. And then

814
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,759
Speaker 5: you know it's like they like keep talking about the

815
00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:53,640
Speaker 5: other cats, like.

816
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,399
Speaker 3: I'm Gusti's the cat not the thief to the door.

817
00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:58,080
Speaker 3: I'm like, is a dog gonna show up or something?

818
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,319
Speaker 3: And then Grizabella comes out and they don't like her,

819
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 3: and then I think she got abducted by an alien.

820
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 3: It was really a weird play. Nothing. How long was

821
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,600
Speaker 3: this dam play? Oh like two and a half hours,

822
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:09,719
Speaker 3: I mean too long, too long. I had to I

823
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 3: was there for like a gay night or whatever, like

824
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:13,800
Speaker 3: it was like gay influencers. I was sitting and I

825
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:17,360
Speaker 3: also saw cats with my friends Alfredo and Milk Milk.

826
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 3: I saw just that one time.

827
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:20,759
Speaker 2: You have a friend named Milk.

828
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:23,759
Speaker 3: I have a friend in Milk. I have a weird life,

829
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:29,840
Speaker 3: I think, Oh, yes, later, Sorry, do I sound a mess.

830
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 2: It?

831
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 3: I do not hurt your feelings?

832
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:39,359
Speaker 2: No, you know, sound like the past people that we've

833
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,520
Speaker 2: had real mess really.

834
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:45,480
Speaker 3: Yes, Okay, yeah, my life is I have I'm pretty together.

835
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:46,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, how's your life?

836
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 3: Fine? I am alone.

837
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 5: I've been single for seven years. I'm trying to trap

838
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:52,799
Speaker 5: this Dominican. It's never gonna happen when you.

839
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 3: Say alone, are you not having sex or like what?

840
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:56,959
Speaker 3: I don't have a lot of sex.

841
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,800
Speaker 5: I have a guy who comes over who's like Mary,

842
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,319
Speaker 5: and he and I just every once in a while,

843
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 5: I have a fuck and then he leaves.

844
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 2: He's he's married to a man or a woman to

845
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:07,839
Speaker 2: a man.

846
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:13,240
Speaker 3: Oh ye yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, keep.

847
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:13,680
Speaker 2: It in the family.

848
00:36:13,719 --> 00:36:19,920
Speaker 3: It's fine. Yeah, so wow, that's pretty much. I'm very like.

849
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:23,239
Speaker 5: It's so funny because I the my last relationship I

850
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,160
Speaker 5: had was seven years ago, was for two years. It

851
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:27,919
Speaker 5: wasn't a great one, and after that I just sort

852
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 5: of dove into like, yeah, I was dorinking.

853
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:32,359
Speaker 3: I was well.

854
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 5: First I wanted to perform, because I've been doing comedy

855
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:38,000
Speaker 5: five years now, so before then I wanted to perform,

856
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 5: and when I was dating him, I never got a

857
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 5: chance to. So I joined this cabaret group in Chicago.

858
00:36:43,080 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 5: And the reason I did it is because I said

859
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 5: I could pick my own music. So like, oh, you

860
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 5: don't even know that half of it. We performed at

861
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 5: only gay strip clubs in Chicago every week, and then

862
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:58,240
Speaker 5: we had really shitty burlesque dancers and really bad drag queens.

863
00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 3: So I was in the minister club in a strip club.

864
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 5: So I would perform while the strip we were in

865
00:37:03,640 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 5: a basement that Anne Frank wouldn't hide in, and there's

866
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:07,879
Speaker 5: like a stripper in a corner trying to get hard

867
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,399
Speaker 5: while drag queen is powdering her nose for the eighth time.

868
00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 3: And then like the cabaret dancer was like one two

869
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 3: step one, do you want too? No? I said what

870
00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 3: I mean, everyone's drinking. We got smashed. And then I

871
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 3: would go on stage.

872
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:21,239
Speaker 2: And be like mam means all alone, and.

873
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 5: They would just be like throwing peanuts at me. But

874
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:28,720
Speaker 5: I like peanuts or peanut peanuts, peanuts. No, I wasn't stripping,

875
00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 5: but I so there was no sh the strippers stripped.

876
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,880
Speaker 5: I came out to sing serious music and they hated it.

877
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:36,480
Speaker 2: Well, what were you wearing while you were singing?

878
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 3: Like literally what I'm wearing right now?

879
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 2: Was it a strip club talent show?

880
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:41,759
Speaker 3: Like this just was a strip club bird.

881
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,560
Speaker 5: Then we would have our burlesque shows, so they would say,

882
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,360
Speaker 5: like the burlesque group I won't want to say the

883
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:47,680
Speaker 5: name of the group is coming to perform, and also

884
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:51,279
Speaker 5: entertainment from you know whatever, Jose And it was just

885
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 5: a big mess, but I loved it. I did that

886
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 5: for two years and then I got into comedy and

887
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 5: I was like, okay, and that's why I MIC's. I

888
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 5: was like, oh, these are very that's quite glamorous, cause

889
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 5: I was used.

890
00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 2: To a very different side of performance, said that open

891
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 2: mics are glamorous. What have you been through, sir?

892
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:11,360
Speaker 3: When you're performing for strippers and old people and drunks

893
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 3: and gays, and all of a sudden, it's just a

894
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,320
Speaker 3: roomful of like nerdy white dudes. I'm like, this is

895
00:38:15,520 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 3: wildly different.

896
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 2: Four weird white men listening, yeah, looking.

897
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 3: And just barely listening. But yeah, so I don't know.

898
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:24,120
Speaker 5: But you don't even You just need bodies in the

899
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,439
Speaker 5: in the I just see bodies. I don't care who's

900
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:28,560
Speaker 5: in those seats. I don't give a ship. I don't

901
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 5: want to talk to you used to do.

902
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:34,120
Speaker 2: Some really terrible shows, and then it was appreciative if

903
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:36,319
Speaker 2: you saw cats and hated it. What's the worst show

904
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 2: you've ever been.

905
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:38,880
Speaker 3: I got booed by two hundred gay men in Chicago

906
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:42,719
Speaker 3: at an AIDS event. Why because oh, well, did you

907
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:45,719
Speaker 3: make an AID joke? No? No, no, but not looking back,

908
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:46,840
Speaker 3: I should have. But I.

909
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:52,319
Speaker 5: They opened the show by having First of all, it's

910
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:53,920
Speaker 5: a place that used to be called manhole, and they

911
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:55,879
Speaker 5: have a sign in the bathroom says no crystal math.

912
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,640
Speaker 5: So this is already red flag for me. They called

913
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:01,480
Speaker 5: it crystal math, and not like they said no use

914
00:39:01,520 --> 00:39:05,480
Speaker 5: of meth. They were flagging a patchure of it and everything,

915
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,960
Speaker 5: and so I was like, all right, And so what

916
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 5: they did the show, The dragcreen host sing was really great,

917
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 5: Dixie Krt right, I think it is her name.

918
00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 3: She was really funny.

919
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:15,799
Speaker 5: But this is in Chicago, and they flew me out

920
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 5: there to do this, and they had porn stars wearing

921
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 5: crocheted jox traps, which I have no clue if that

922
00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:22,960
Speaker 5: had anything to do the HIV affiliated but they just

923
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 5: had women sewing these jockstraps. And then the men came

924
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:28,759
Speaker 5: out did all this dance and then like immediately brought

925
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 5: me out, which like, you can't have sex first and

926
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:33,440
Speaker 5: then comedy. You gotta have comedy first and then sex.

927
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:35,759
Speaker 5: So they brought me out and there's two hundred gay men.

928
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:39,319
Speaker 5: They're drunk talking. No one's listening to me. I literally

929
00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 5: was on stage for about a minute and a half,

930
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:44,800
Speaker 5: and in comedy that is a long time where everyone

931
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:46,919
Speaker 5: was talking and and like at the level I'm talking

932
00:39:47,040 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 5: right now, obnoxious fag level, and I'm just.

933
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 3: Like, I'm like, hello, hi, is anybody? No, anybody? And

934
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 3: no one listened, and I saw I go, is anybody

935
00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 3: gonna listen? And one guy turns around, thinking he's funny

936
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 3: and goes, yeah, well listen if you put on a

937
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,799
Speaker 3: jock strap. So I lost it. I was like, oh,

938
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:04,719
Speaker 3: I get it. You people, which is never good to

939
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:06,800
Speaker 3: call my own people. You people. I was like, you

940
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,800
Speaker 3: people won't support your own performers, but you will support

941
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 3: that weekend at Bernie Is called Britney Spears in Vegas.

942
00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 3: And they.

943
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:19,399
Speaker 5: Turned so quickly, and then someone was like they started booming.

944
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:20,840
Speaker 5: I was like, oh, yeah, you're booing. Sorry, I'm not

945
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 5: Kathy Griffin of the Ghost of Drone Rivers. You're all

946
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,719
Speaker 5: pieces of shit and Christina Aguilera is a cun And

947
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:28,279
Speaker 5: then literally one guy was like trying to rush the stage.

948
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:34,000
Speaker 3: And then coming yeah, queen. He set him off, and

949
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:35,479
Speaker 3: then I said this is how I left.

950
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 5: It was six minutes, and I go, I'm sure you're

951
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:40,480
Speaker 5: all mask tops, but I've been watching you mince and

952
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 5: prance for the past fifteen minutes. Everyone hears a piece

953
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 5: of shit, and I left two booze and then I

954
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 5: went to the back room, where seven porn stars looked

955
00:40:48,719 --> 00:40:50,359
Speaker 5: at me like, I made the wrong choice in life,

956
00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:51,959
Speaker 5: But did.

957
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:52,560
Speaker 3: You get paid? Though?

958
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:55,840
Speaker 5: Yes, it's a win, Yeah, it's a win, but I

959
00:40:55,880 --> 00:41:02,040
Speaker 5: mean it's a it's a strange sound to hear, babe,

960
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 5: But I've told that story since the gay shows and

961
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:06,360
Speaker 5: they laughed.

962
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:06,759
Speaker 3: So it works.

963
00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:09,680
Speaker 2: You got a story out of it, that's what matter.

964
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 2: I did a charity show for like kids that don't

965
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:17,080
Speaker 2: have money for vaccines or something, and they showed this

966
00:41:17,440 --> 00:41:20,719
Speaker 2: super sad video of Julia Roberts in.

967
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:22,919
Speaker 3: Like her for Mother's Day.

968
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 4: In like the congo or something where like watching a

969
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:28,360
Speaker 4: baby die. Because he didn't get.

970
00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:30,359
Speaker 3: Like, Jue Roberts, why are you in the congo? Right?

971
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:31,920
Speaker 2: And then it was like and you know, she's like,

972
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 2: this is so sad. And then they were like and

973
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 2: now comedy I know.

974
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:37,399
Speaker 5: And I was like, every time you do an event

975
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:38,920
Speaker 5: that's not a comedy club, they don't know how to

976
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 5: do comedy.

977
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:40,840
Speaker 3: Show, how to do it.

978
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 5: You never get a proper host, no, and they never

979
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:45,359
Speaker 5: get a proper stage or people don't know what they're

980
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 5: there for.

981
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 1: We don't fucking light I'm like, first of all, I'm black,

982
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 1: they won't see me, so I'm just talking and teeth floating,

983
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 1: like come on.

984
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:54,160
Speaker 3: They had together forming on like a trampoline and you're like,

985
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:54,400
Speaker 3: I do.

986
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:55,880
Speaker 4: Not even that.

987
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 5: They're like, well, there's a utility closet over there if

988
00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:59,720
Speaker 5: you want to. That's kind of a stage.

989
00:41:59,840 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 2: And then they'll have people service dogs walking around.

990
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 3: It's like what the fuck.

991
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 4: And then you're like, you're gonna light me at some

992
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:08,440
Speaker 4: point and they're like, just do this much time. It's

993
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 4: like I'm just gonna do what I feel comfortable to.

994
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,560
Speaker 5: I will say to them, I said, that's great, you

995
00:42:12,600 --> 00:42:14,759
Speaker 5: should light me at ten minutes, and they'd be like,

996
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,319
Speaker 5: I'm kind of mean at those events. I've actually walked

997
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 5: into event once and said this isn't I'm I'm gonna go.

998
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, oh yeah. Because they it was like this

999
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:26,360
Speaker 3: woman was like begging me through Twitter and Instagram to

1000
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:28,839
Speaker 3: do this show is in Brooklyn, blah blah blah, gay show,

1001
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,400
Speaker 3: this and that. I was like, all right, I'll go,

1002
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:32,400
Speaker 3: I'll show up. And then I show up and it's

1003
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 3: like her and two musicians and an empty, empty bar.

1004
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 3: And I was like, when is the show going to start?

1005
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 5: She goes, well, the way we'll do it is like

1006
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:42,880
Speaker 5: you just get on the microphone and start talking and

1007
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:44,400
Speaker 5: hopefully people will like show up.

1008
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:46,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah yeah.

1009
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:47,840
Speaker 5: And I said okay, I said that's not what I do.

1010
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 5: I said, so have an I stay and I literally

1011
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 5: walked out. It was fine, I'm where she understands.

1012
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:55,800
Speaker 3: I don't know if she did. She seemed a little spectrum.

1013
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 3: How deep in Brooklyn was the show? It was long

1014
00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 3: island no no, no, no, no, no no no.

1015
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:04,839
Speaker 1: I was like, you might as well just stay. Your

1016
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 1: train is another hour, so you might as well do

1017
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 1: some time.

1018
00:43:08,080 --> 00:43:09,799
Speaker 5: Well, there was there was a show I did two

1019
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:11,600
Speaker 5: days ago that was like a gay show. And I

1020
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:13,840
Speaker 5: walked in and there was one person in the audience

1021
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:16,839
Speaker 5: and she said, you know, you can do time if

1022
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 5: you want to, And I said, actually no, I said,

1023
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 5: there's just one you know, but Taylor just saying nah,

1024
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:24,399
Speaker 5: because I was like, I was like I was, She's

1025
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,359
Speaker 5: like I'm so, I'm like, that's okay. She she really

1026
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:27,800
Speaker 5: apologized and she wanted to pay me. I was like,

1027
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,320
Speaker 5: you're not paying me. I was like, this totally happens.

1028
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:32,440
Speaker 5: She was new in comedy. I was like, this totally happens.

1029
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:33,160
Speaker 5: Don't worry about it.

1030
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:35,960
Speaker 3: I'm like to know that money. But like, okay, taking

1031
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:36,319
Speaker 3: that money.

1032
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:36,920
Speaker 5: I know.

1033
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:38,400
Speaker 3: That's what Bob says. He's like, white people have a

1034
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 3: really difficult time with money.

1035
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 5: It's like anytime of like if a white person is

1036
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 5: like I will pay other white people like throw their

1037
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:47,279
Speaker 5: credit cards down, every black person will just sit there

1038
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:50,320
Speaker 5: and smile and saying, Okay, you got it.

1039
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 2: Bob needs to be the money expert. The next time

1040
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:55,040
Speaker 2: he's Bob is.

1041
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 3: I love Bob. We'll be in a cab and I'll

1042
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,880
Speaker 3: say sorry something. Bob was like, you're not why are

1043
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:00,239
Speaker 3: you saying sorry? Wow?

1044
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 5: And the cab driver can hear us, and I'm like like,

1045
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 5: you're right, You're right, I'm not sorry. It's like you

1046
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:06,960
Speaker 5: say excuse me, so but yeah, but yeah, I told

1047
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 5: that girl. I was like, yeah, I was like, sorry,

1048
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:11,600
Speaker 5: this is just not enough people, and that's can you

1049
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:12,399
Speaker 5: keep your money?

1050
00:44:12,520 --> 00:44:14,440
Speaker 2: How many people do you need for it?

1051
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 5: At least five? I mean, what are we talking about here?

1052
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:21,320
Speaker 5: Do you think I'm gonna stand there for one person?

1053
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:23,279
Speaker 5: That's the most embarrassing thing ever.

1054
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:25,839
Speaker 3: And I was like fine. I didn't come across as

1055
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:26,920
Speaker 3: a bitch or anything. I was.

1056
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,200
Speaker 5: I was like, keep your money, and I was like,

1057
00:44:28,239 --> 00:44:30,319
Speaker 5: this happens and blah blah blah. But how much are

1058
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 5: you going to pay you forty? I was like, but

1059
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:36,560
Speaker 5: I said, is this coming out? Is this coming out

1060
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 5: of your own pocket? Or you getting refunded? And she goes,

1061
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,800
Speaker 5: it's coming out. I'll take the hit and I said no.

1062
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:42,640
Speaker 5: I was like, how about you keep it?

1063
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,400
Speaker 3: And I go, you know this was a hit for

1064
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,680
Speaker 3: me definitely. I know, bitch.

1065
00:44:46,719 --> 00:44:49,200
Speaker 5: I had to come out to the Decalp stop and Bushwick.

1066
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:51,520
Speaker 5: I'm coming from the Upper east Side.

1067
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 3: Can you uber helicopter me back home instead?

1068
00:44:57,280 --> 00:45:00,600
Speaker 1: I mean I was faking exactly. I'm like, Yo, you

1069
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:03,719
Speaker 1: could just give me a car, don't carmel it, just

1070
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:04,760
Speaker 1: give me like a real.

1071
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 3: Car, like Matteo.

1072
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:08,759
Speaker 2: I feel like you give good show and you like

1073
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 2: there are people who are really bad performers, and people

1074
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 2: will come out to see them in droves, right, Like

1075
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:17,400
Speaker 2: people will come out in waves to see somebody like Mariah,

1076
00:45:17,680 --> 00:45:20,880
Speaker 2: like Mariah or Britney Spears in Vegas or you know,

1077
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:24,240
Speaker 2: just a lot of these women and Rihanna people. Rihanna

1078
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 2: is not somebody who can sing live.

1079
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 3: She is fine.

1080
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:30,400
Speaker 2: She's fine.

1081
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:34,000
Speaker 3: She's and I say fine with like real hesitance. Tickets

1082
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 3: are two.

1083
00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,720
Speaker 2: Hundred and fifty dollars. I don't want a fine.

1084
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 3: Well, that's why I feel. That's what I say.

1085
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:40,800
Speaker 2: The date it is hell when she's performed.

1086
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:42,400
Speaker 5: And I also say, though, that's why I get so

1087
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:44,040
Speaker 5: mad at maybe you guys will back me up. I

1088
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 5: hate like when I say, like, oh yeah, I'm Miley

1089
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:49,719
Speaker 5: Cyrus does nothing for me and like neither just like

1090
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 5: you know, like the standard at one point was was

1091
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:54,319
Speaker 5: like such good singing and now everyone just sounds.

1092
00:45:54,360 --> 00:45:55,240
Speaker 2: What about Lady Gaga?

1093
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 3: Oh I love her, Okay, oh I love her. She

1094
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:59,799
Speaker 3: can really sing, No, she can really sing.

1095
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 5: I do appreciate her too, because she reminds me very

1096
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,839
Speaker 5: much of my Italian grandma, where it's like just too

1097
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,759
Speaker 5: much all the time, Like she's my grandmother's living room.

1098
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 3: It's the most she'll wear a couch on her shoulders

1099
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 3: and she literally when she came with the meat, I

1100
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:16,600
Speaker 3: was like, girl, she's next to Sharon Shares like, I

1101
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 3: don't know who this meat locker is next to me?

1102
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 3: My daughter's a man. That's what Share sounds like she does,

1103
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:30,399
Speaker 3: doesn't she? I don't know? You tell me I really

1104
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 3: know who this woman is.

1105
00:46:33,239 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 5: That's a really good Share make her sound like a

1106
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:37,520
Speaker 5: nerdy Jewish dude.

1107
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 3: I don't know who this is. Well, when I met

1108
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 3: Lady Gaga had strength zazz and also getz twice like

1109
00:46:57,600 --> 00:46:59,280
Speaker 3: actually fun.

1110
00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:03,879
Speaker 2: Lies. Wait, I have a question.

1111
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: So in terms of divas and like the drinking and drugs,

1112
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:10,080
Speaker 1: do you think it goes hand in hand? There's not

1113
00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:12,600
Speaker 1: many divas that don't be getting fucked up because I.

1114
00:47:12,640 --> 00:47:14,319
Speaker 5: Think it's hard. We put a lot of like gay

1115
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 5: men are just enabling these women to mental disorders. But

1116
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:20,440
Speaker 5: I think that's it's really hard to maintain. But the

1117
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:24,520
Speaker 5: thing is is when you see someone who here, it

1118
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:26,720
Speaker 5: goes both ways, all right. So there's too much pressure

1119
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 5: on the audiences side to expect Mariah to be dream

1120
00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 5: lover days.

1121
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 3: It's never gonna happen.

1122
00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 5: But at the same time, Mariah, stop also trying to

1123
00:47:34,239 --> 00:47:36,719
Speaker 5: pretend you're that. Stop lip syncing, stop dressing that way.

1124
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 3: You have to evolve.

1125
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 5: Like, if you're not evolving artistically as an artist and

1126
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:43,799
Speaker 5: as a singer, your audience is gonna grow frustrating you. Because, bitch,

1127
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:45,800
Speaker 5: I'm gonna pay two hundred dollars to can watch you

1128
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:46,359
Speaker 5: lip sync.

1129
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 3: I will go watch a drag queen to the same.

1130
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,760
Speaker 3: But that's what they want from Britney Spears. Britney Spears

1131
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:53,360
Speaker 3: is a whole other topic.

1132
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:56,319
Speaker 2: They want her to think, but they don't even want

1133
00:47:56,360 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 2: her to be there. They're like, can you just bring

1134
00:47:57,680 --> 00:47:58,640
Speaker 2: your voice and don't come.

1135
00:47:58,760 --> 00:48:05,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, Christina Aguilera is insufferable, but yeah, she's the

1136
00:48:05,719 --> 00:48:10,360
Speaker 3: other one. She's the worst. She's yes, yet of course not.

1137
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 3: She was gonna say I made an entire career out

1138
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:16,680
Speaker 3: of judging things I know nothing about. I thought.

1139
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 2: I was like, well, what happened. She's definitely a foot excuse.

1140
00:48:20,040 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 3: Me, no, she she's there's yeah, she's not.

1141
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:24,800
Speaker 2: Sorry.

1142
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:43,160
Speaker 3: When her Christmas album is offensive, I don't even.

1143
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 2: Know what song it is.

1144
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:53,960
Speaker 3: Merry Christmas, Josh, oh, that's it.

1145
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:58,360
Speaker 5: She's adding words into words. She was singing, have yourself

1146
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:01,839
Speaker 5: my little Christmas and I hang a shining star up

1147
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:04,279
Speaker 5: on the highest bar, and right is the word. She goes,

1148
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:07,880
Speaker 5: hang a shining star shot upon that.

1149
00:49:10,080 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 1: Listeners, that's not there, she said, listeners, have you still

1150
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:14,880
Speaker 1: have ears after this?

1151
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:18,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's embarrassing. It's embarrassing.

1152
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 2: Who's your favorite person to watch that's like.

1153
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:27,120
Speaker 3: A train wreck Lindsay Lohan?

1154
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:30,960
Speaker 2: No, I mean perform like perform, Yeah, I mean Lindsay

1155
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,399
Speaker 2: is a train rag. She's not fun to watch, though

1156
00:49:33,560 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 2: I've served her many times.

1157
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 3: And I was like, girl, you smell like an you

1158
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:38,799
Speaker 3: thought it was Susan Boyle in a red wig.

1159
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 1: She smelled like an ass tray in an old school

1160
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 1: New York taxi.

1161
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:48,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, She's like she was like Taxi Cab Confessions.

1162
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 3: She was that show.

1163
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:53,840
Speaker 2: And she was mad that she was like the bartender

1164
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:55,239
Speaker 2: as like he doesn't.

1165
00:49:54,960 --> 00:50:00,160
Speaker 3: Imagine she has Rachel Ray boys like.

1166
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:02,720
Speaker 2: The tosk, like he doesn't know me, he should respect.

1167
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:05,000
Speaker 3: And I was like, she said that to you, like,

1168
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 3: have you seen your career in the past ten years?

1169
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:09,160
Speaker 2: I was like, you don't even look like you used

1170
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:11,440
Speaker 2: to look. Has she done anything after mean Girls?

1171
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:13,440
Speaker 3: Or was that was her a lot of.

1172
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:19,200
Speaker 2: She was a lesbian for a couple couple of years.

1173
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 3: Oh that was the best.

1174
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 5: She was interviewed on Alan Carr Show in Britain. He

1175
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:25,320
Speaker 5: was like, so, oh, your author a Matha and she's like,

1176
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:27,239
Speaker 5: that's rude. And he's like, I don't know all you

1177
00:50:27,360 --> 00:50:32,240
Speaker 5: back in the cock? Are you back into cock? Nobody

1178
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:33,760
Speaker 5: has asked me that before.

1179
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:35,239
Speaker 2: Wasn't she a Muslim woman?

1180
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:35,799
Speaker 3: For a minute?

1181
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 5: Two guys, All right, I'll fill you in, all right.

1182
00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 5: Her Instagram this is my bed. Her Instagram is better

1183
00:50:40,719 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 5: the Game of Thrones. She lost a finger and a

1184
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 5: boating accident in Grease and then had it sewn back on.

1185
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:46,800
Speaker 3: Literally was like I found it.

1186
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 5: And then she erased all her Instagram after she wrote

1187
00:50:50,520 --> 00:50:54,000
Speaker 5: a poem to Isis and then resurfaced in a surfing

1188
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:57,560
Speaker 5: wetsuit with a hijab and is now campaigning herself to

1189
00:50:57,600 --> 00:51:00,640
Speaker 5: be the Little Mermaid for Disney's live version of Little Mermaid,

1190
00:51:00,840 --> 00:51:02,759
Speaker 5: which by the time she gets to Ursula Artha is

1191
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 5: gonna be like, you know what, you keep the voice.

1192
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:07,440
Speaker 5: But because she lost that finger, she has her own

1193
00:51:07,480 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 5: dingle hopper.

1194
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:12,359
Speaker 3: Now stop it why doesn't Why don't they just get

1195
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 3: these people their help, the help they need. They need

1196
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:16,279
Speaker 3: to be in like those who are surrounded by a

1197
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 3: lot of yes people. And that's why you have to

1198
00:51:18,239 --> 00:51:18,720
Speaker 3: be careful.

1199
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:21,280
Speaker 5: Like the more we do this, if we become famous

1200
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:23,479
Speaker 5: or bigger, you have to watch who's surrounding so because

1201
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:25,840
Speaker 5: people will just agree with you because they want to

1202
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:26,920
Speaker 5: live off you.

1203
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, but my mother would never just say yes to me.

1204
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:31,600
Speaker 3: Oh, neither would my mom or my aunt Cindy, or

1205
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:32,280
Speaker 3: my cousins.

1206
00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 2: My mother would shut me down every day.

1207
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,799
Speaker 4: And you you know, my mom will call me every

1208
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:39,399
Speaker 4: day and be like, I don't smoking you in three days,

1209
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 4: And I'm like, my mom does that too.

1210
00:51:41,239 --> 00:51:41,640
Speaker 3: Today.

1211
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:44,359
Speaker 1: Me and Marie keep each other humble, Like as soon

1212
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:46,080
Speaker 1: as I think I'm killing it, she's like, girl, your

1213
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:47,279
Speaker 1: ankles are ashy.

1214
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:50,279
Speaker 3: But yeah, but your legs are dry. We keep each

1215
00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:53,240
Speaker 3: other grounded. My friend leaves a trigger, keeps me roll grounded.

1216
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:56,440
Speaker 2: She's outstanding how she's.

1217
00:51:56,280 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 5: A Russian refugee, Jewish crazy kunt I love her so much.

1218
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:04,080
Speaker 2: She always looks like she doesn't like you, but I

1219
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:05,919
Speaker 2: feel like, you know, the thing I love.

1220
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:08,440
Speaker 5: About Lisa is that she's so brutal. She can be

1221
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 5: nothing but honest, and she craves authenticity. And so when

1222
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:16,120
Speaker 5: you're with her, you find yourself like working on your

1223
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:18,319
Speaker 5: own character in person because you want to make sure

1224
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:20,359
Speaker 5: you're being as authentic as you can for her.

1225
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:22,600
Speaker 4: Okay, So going through the list of the devas, then

1226
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:26,480
Speaker 4: right the top divas, who needs and we can even

1227
00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 4: throw Little Kim in there because she needs one to No,

1228
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 4: Little Kim needs somebody to hit him with the naw

1229
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:33,799
Speaker 4: Mariah yes?

1230
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:36,200
Speaker 3: And then who else Mariah?

1231
00:52:36,200 --> 00:52:40,640
Speaker 5: And then I would probably say, oh, you know, Christina,

1232
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:43,799
Speaker 5: actually she really needs someone to be like, you're unlikable

1233
00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:46,719
Speaker 5: and someone else has to write your music because you

1234
00:52:46,880 --> 00:52:49,480
Speaker 5: have You're a classic, you have, you have a great voice,

1235
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:50,480
Speaker 5: You're very beautiful.

1236
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:54,400
Speaker 3: You have terrible music and a terrible attitude. People don't

1237
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:54,800
Speaker 3: like you.

1238
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:57,120
Speaker 2: Okay, so what about Jennifer Lopez.

1239
00:52:57,440 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 3: Trema Lopez is just fine waiting for tonight.

1240
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 2: Jennifer Love and her thin ass voice. She got a rod,

1241
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:09,600
Speaker 2: She do fine and she crushes it in Vegas.

1242
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:12,240
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's she listens, she knows she's not a singer,

1243
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 5: she knows she's a dancer. She knows she looks good.

1244
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:17,840
Speaker 5: She knows she's lucky as fuck. Like, I'm fine with

1245
00:53:17,880 --> 00:53:18,520
Speaker 5: Jennifer Lopez.

1246
00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:20,760
Speaker 2: Jennifer Lopez voices thinner than Jenet Jackson.

1247
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:23,799
Speaker 3: Jennifer Lopez's voice is thinner than the tallest mountain, and.

1248
00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:26,320
Speaker 2: Jennifer Lopez voices thinner than my edges.

1249
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:31,360
Speaker 3: Y'all, So Jennifer Lopez is not thinner than me.

1250
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:36,280
Speaker 1: Oh, I have one more question. That was like pretending

1251
00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:39,200
Speaker 1: to Jessica Simpson. Did you see her on Ellen?

1252
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:41,799
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, I saw lesbian question.

1253
00:53:42,239 --> 00:53:44,400
Speaker 1: No, no, no, not only just the lesbian question. She

1254
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:47,320
Speaker 1: seemed percocet out her mind.

1255
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:50,640
Speaker 5: She did a truck commercial or a car insurance commercial.

1256
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 5: I was like, girl, you are a billionaire. Why are

1257
00:53:53,239 --> 00:53:53,600
Speaker 5: you doing?

1258
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 1: That's what Ellen asked. She's like, Ellen was basically, you're

1259
00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 1: so dumb. How are you a billionaire? She's like, I know,

1260
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:01,799
Speaker 1: I mean literally can happen to anybody in here.

1261
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:07,759
Speaker 4: It's closed everybody, like everybody's wearing those Jessica Simpsons do

1262
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:08,520
Speaker 4: good shoes.

1263
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:09,600
Speaker 2: She got a good shoe.

1264
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 1: But Jessica Simpson actually her reality show with Nick is

1265
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:15,720
Speaker 1: kind of like the sex take to Kim Kay.

1266
00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:19,839
Speaker 3: Because well it's different though she did pop off.

1267
00:54:19,760 --> 00:54:22,680
Speaker 1: At because of that show MTV was making mad but

1268
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:25,800
Speaker 1: when their marriage ended because of that show, because it

1269
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:28,760
Speaker 1: was fine and her career, her career career as a singer.

1270
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:33,520
Speaker 3: She like watches a game man design shoes and she's

1271
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:35,600
Speaker 3: like love she love it.

1272
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:39,040
Speaker 2: She got shoes, she got an active wear line. Now

1273
00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:42,319
Speaker 2: she got an athleisure wing. It's called the warm Up.

1274
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 2: It's our comedy. Is it really called the warm Up?

1275
00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:48,280
Speaker 2: It's called I'm not joking.

1276
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 3: It's in Macy's.

1277
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 2: Is it called ivy across.

1278
00:54:51,239 --> 00:54:54,200
Speaker 3: The street from It makes me like, I guess she's

1279
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:56,560
Speaker 3: doing it right though you know if you know you're

1280
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:58,879
Speaker 3: not that talented because you were seeing her sing, it's

1281
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 3: embarrassing for everyone. Is this no she sings?

1282
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:05,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, like that's where she she thinks she's like this

1283
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:08,880
Speaker 5: belt like Mariah, but she really it just sounds like

1284
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:10,560
Speaker 5: a wet seal.

1285
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:12,759
Speaker 3: She sounds like what seal. That's when they set her

1286
00:55:12,760 --> 00:55:15,320
Speaker 3: close to baby.

1287
00:55:17,120 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 2: Is it baby or biby?

1288
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:19,919
Speaker 3: I always thought it was baby, but I read things

1289
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:22,719
Speaker 3: like an Italian, so well we say it would be

1290
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:28,719
Speaker 3: baby and French too, madrig well because.

1291
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:44,760
Speaker 2: No, no, yeah, yeah, well are you talking about my Vagina.

1292
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:48,279
Speaker 3: Well just a little, but I I do. Do you

1293
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:49,319
Speaker 3: really speak French? Yeah?

1294
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:50,479
Speaker 2: My mom and dad are from Hate.

1295
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:51,400
Speaker 3: Oh that's so cool.

1296
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:53,800
Speaker 5: You know, the most handsome aount the face of the planet.

1297
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:58,920
Speaker 5: Look clerk, uh like so hot, but he knows uh

1298
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:04,359
Speaker 5: he he speaks friends right there, just well that's wet.

1299
00:56:07,320 --> 00:56:08,600
Speaker 3: I met his mom the other day. We were just

1300
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:10,160
Speaker 3: like walking on the street and I bumped into him

1301
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:10,759
Speaker 3: and he was with his mom.

1302
00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:12,920
Speaker 5: So I immediately turned to her and started speaking French,

1303
00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:15,640
Speaker 5: and she was so sweet and nice. Yeah, they were great,

1304
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:18,439
Speaker 5: my friend again and with the mother, You're like French,

1305
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:21,360
Speaker 5: it's a lot of work. I mean, oh, thank you,

1306
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:23,960
Speaker 5: But I yes, fluent Italian and I speak Spanish. But

1307
00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:27,520
Speaker 5: then my French is like it's like your fourth favorite.

1308
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:30,239
Speaker 5: Well it just like comes in some It's just like

1309
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:31,720
Speaker 5: I'm literally using Italian.

1310
00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:33,480
Speaker 3: But you are a powerhouse.

1311
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:35,600
Speaker 2: You know, they're right like you you got it together,

1312
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:36,200
Speaker 2: you got.

1313
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:39,719
Speaker 3: The lat Today I look exhausted and feel exhausted. City

1314
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:41,239
Speaker 3: might have a face mask in her purse for you.

1315
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:43,279
Speaker 3: She just did a mask is going to make my

1316
00:56:43,360 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 3: face not puffy. I need sleep, I need I was.

1317
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:52,560
Speaker 5: Like I got about two hours sleep I was like,

1318
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 5: I need because I got home around like two, and

1319
00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:58,239
Speaker 5: then my friend Patty, who came from Fire Island was

1320
00:56:58,280 --> 00:57:01,600
Speaker 5: staying with me, and so he him and I probably

1321
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:03,000
Speaker 5: got to sleep around like two thirty, and then I

1322
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:06,279
Speaker 5: woke up at like I couldn't sleep because I'm not

1323
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:08,239
Speaker 5: used to someone else in my bed, so I was

1324
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:10,759
Speaker 5: like kind of tossing. He woke up screaming in a fight.

1325
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:13,600
Speaker 5: He goes and that's another and then he like stopped

1326
00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 5: and I was like, oh my god, Pati you Okay's

1327
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:16,440
Speaker 5: like sorry, it's like get into a fight, and then

1328
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 5: fell back to sleep.

1329
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:22,320
Speaker 1: Matello, I feel like you are. I feel like we

1330
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:25,080
Speaker 1: need another episode, which you would something.

1331
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:29,080
Speaker 2: Completely different too. I do also feel like that before

1332
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:30,040
Speaker 2: we go, we.

1333
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:32,720
Speaker 3: Have like a little quiz right, No, I felt we've

1334
00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:34,120
Speaker 3: been quizzing him. I want to know how you feel

1335
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 3: about to do okay. So I saw Adele twice.

1336
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:40,040
Speaker 5: I saw SNL and I was like twenty feet away

1337
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,120
Speaker 5: from her and it was beautiful. And then I saw

1338
00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:44,240
Speaker 5: her concert with Liza and we cried the whole time.

1339
00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:47,680
Speaker 5: I like Adele because I think she's she sticks to

1340
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:50,080
Speaker 5: her brand. She's like I'm gonna sing and I'm going

1341
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:52,640
Speaker 5: to release music and that's it. And I was right here,

1342
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:55,400
Speaker 5: I'm not going to fucking sell out a perfume to

1343
00:57:55,560 --> 00:57:58,120
Speaker 5: commercials or clothing. She's like, I'm going to sing and

1344
00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:00,600
Speaker 5: that's it. And I feel like people were really connected

1345
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:02,960
Speaker 5: to her. One thing about the concert, God, she wouldn't

1346
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:04,680
Speaker 5: shut up. I mean it was just like I swear

1347
00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:06,919
Speaker 5: she sang two songs and everything was like Sevendy Vines.

1348
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:08,600
Speaker 2: I'm like, I got my loll they have a stomach.

1349
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:17,360
Speaker 5: But like, why don't you sound like mister Bean because

1350
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:19,800
Speaker 5: Bean doesn't even talk.

1351
00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:21,280
Speaker 3: No, mister Bean doesn't even talk.

1352
00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:24,120
Speaker 2: But that's how mister Bean would talk if he spoke.

1353
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:27,800
Speaker 3: But she's a great singer, and I I love that.

1354
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:29,480
Speaker 5: I love people who are like, you know what, I'm

1355
00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 5: just gonna sing because then I don't feel like I'm

1356
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:33,760
Speaker 5: being lied to, you know what I mean. It's like

1357
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:37,800
Speaker 5: Mariah and Selene and uh, you know Beyonce, Like.

1358
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:40,760
Speaker 3: Really you need a perfume? You don't like how s

1359
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:43,760
Speaker 3: the dairy all wrong? That's a dairy wrong? Do it

1360
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:44,320
Speaker 3: all wrong?

1361
00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:45,720
Speaker 2: Tina Knowles originals.

1362
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:48,880
Speaker 5: You do not hear tins stealing like drag queens like

1363
00:58:49,160 --> 00:58:50,560
Speaker 5: gang houses from the eighties.

1364
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:54,080
Speaker 3: Okay, girl Tina knows she'd be trying like a witch.

1365
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:55,880
Speaker 3: The house is like a mean witch.

1366
00:58:56,320 --> 00:58:59,600
Speaker 2: How yo, when the Hive come after you, my man, yo.

1367
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:02,800
Speaker 3: I'm out. I'm out for the record. Everybody in the

1368
00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 3: room to nodded. Yo.

1369
00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:08,760
Speaker 2: The Hive is going to come strong on neute. Okay,

1370
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:14,040
Speaker 2: I have no ones who do this podcast. I hope

1371
00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:15,960
Speaker 2: that Janet Jackson will lose the weight in time for

1372
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:17,160
Speaker 2: this concert in September.

1373
00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:19,480
Speaker 5: Of course she will, but I'm so mad at her

1374
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:21,480
Speaker 5: right now because I bought checkets to go see her

1375
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:23,880
Speaker 5: last concert and then she Oopsy got pregnant.

1376
00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:25,720
Speaker 3: I was like, bitch, you're like in your early hundreds.

1377
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:28,400
Speaker 5: There's no Oopsy that has a one hundred thousand dollars

1378
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:32,120
Speaker 5: for her No, because why would you do like, why

1379
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:35,760
Speaker 5: would you just say you don't want to do the concert?

1380
00:59:35,840 --> 00:59:38,560
Speaker 5: Janet Jackson went in doubt will cancel a show. So

1381
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:40,360
Speaker 5: I was like, I don't want to go back to

1382
00:59:40,400 --> 00:59:43,160
Speaker 5: see her lips in her ass off this time. I'm

1383
00:59:43,160 --> 00:59:45,200
Speaker 5: mad her because I love her so much. I love

1384
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:47,760
Speaker 5: that song again, I love Runaway, I love Escapade, I

1385
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:50,040
Speaker 5: love Together, I love I am such a big thing.

1386
00:59:50,120 --> 00:59:52,280
Speaker 2: What about her new music? She had like this song

1387
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:53,080
Speaker 2: called like if.

1388
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:54,880
Speaker 5: I could just throw myself out that window right now,

1389
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:58,440
Speaker 5: I would new music, new music.

1390
00:59:58,600 --> 01:00:00,360
Speaker 3: I know she did and like it.

1391
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:04,360
Speaker 5: No, what didn't like I'm with Wendy on this one,

1392
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:05,360
Speaker 5: Like you know, Jenna, I don't.

1393
01:00:05,400 --> 01:00:06,920
Speaker 3: I don't want to watch you do new music. I

1394
01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:09,000
Speaker 3: don't want to hear it. Just go do the old hits.

1395
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:11,760
Speaker 2: But she just said an artist got to evolve.

1396
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, but she is well.

1397
01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:15,760
Speaker 5: She also stopped lip syncing because I watched her at

1398
01:00:15,800 --> 01:00:18,680
Speaker 5: that on YouTube at that last concert singing again, it

1399
01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:22,880
Speaker 5: was like a bad drag queen and it's like, oh,

1400
01:00:22,960 --> 01:00:23,400
Speaker 5: that's nothing.

1401
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:27,800
Speaker 3: She's so wispy. Also, she laughs in all of her songs.

1402
01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:32,200
Speaker 3: Are you talking to?

1403
01:00:33,080 --> 01:00:35,760
Speaker 5: She's always gonna Tremaine Dupree and also may I say,

1404
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:38,080
Speaker 5: jan Jackson hasn't said a funny thing in her life.

1405
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:41,919
Speaker 3: She has never laughed ever. She has zero except a humor.

1406
01:00:42,360 --> 01:00:42,600
Speaker 3: Ha ha.

1407
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:46,560
Speaker 2: I thought she was laughing. I thought she was laughing

1408
01:00:46,600 --> 01:00:49,440
Speaker 2: because Jermaine Dupris was in her mooning her, like tickling

1409
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:51,240
Speaker 2: her clip her.

1410
01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:54,080
Speaker 3: She was like, you're always doing that, always doing that.

1411
01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 4: Germaine is also the person who was making bomb ass music,

1412
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:00,760
Speaker 4: Mariah Carrey.

1413
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:04,440
Speaker 3: We below job up. Yeah, I know, always been my baby.

1414
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:07,920
Speaker 3: We belong together. They had some great music together. And

1415
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:08,800
Speaker 3: then Mariah's like.

1416
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:11,440
Speaker 2: And he's like, I'm just.

1417
01:01:11,440 --> 01:01:15,680
Speaker 3: Gonna go do welcome to it. N It's like, shut up, Jamaine,

1418
01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:17,840
Speaker 3: you short. Jermaine is kind of embarrassing where he gets.

1419
01:01:17,920 --> 01:01:19,480
Speaker 3: He was like, ha, you know what is it? Shut

1420
01:01:19,560 --> 01:01:20,000
Speaker 3: up Jamaine?

1421
01:01:23,480 --> 01:01:25,480
Speaker 4: But is there anything that you want to leave the

1422
01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:29,360
Speaker 4: listeners with about divas or how to be a better diva?

1423
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:32,600
Speaker 3: Just tell someone to date me? Okay, what are you

1424
01:01:32,640 --> 01:01:32,920
Speaker 3: looking for?

1425
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:33,680
Speaker 2: Tell us right now?

1426
01:01:33,760 --> 01:01:34,560
Speaker 3: Well, right now, I'm.

1427
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:36,959
Speaker 5: Obsessed with this beautiful Dominican man who just really doesn't

1428
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:37,320
Speaker 5: give a shit.

1429
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:39,040
Speaker 2: But you've been talking about him for months now.

1430
01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:40,600
Speaker 3: I feel you need to let that comes in.

1431
01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:42,600
Speaker 5: It comes out, comes in and comes out. I mean,

1432
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:45,000
Speaker 5: he's not interested in you, Like, he's like not obviously

1433
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:46,680
Speaker 5: that I'm looking for a handsome man that hates me.

1434
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:49,640
Speaker 2: Why do people do that?

1435
01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:53,040
Speaker 3: The listening to the podcast is like, well, I like, MITTEO,

1436
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:54,520
Speaker 3: what what's your ideal? Man?

1437
01:01:54,640 --> 01:01:56,040
Speaker 2: Just describe this person to us.

1438
01:01:58,160 --> 01:02:00,560
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think of what you want? Money Brown?

1439
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:05,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, okay, brown, we got we got brown listeners.

1440
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:08,520
Speaker 3: We have definitely had Brown listeners. What else? Someone nice?

1441
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:10,919
Speaker 3: You money?

1442
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:14,120
Speaker 2: He needs money. You gotta have money. Nice means money and.

1443
01:02:14,520 --> 01:02:20,720
Speaker 3: Worry about money because you got your own. Nor listen

1444
01:02:20,920 --> 01:02:23,120
Speaker 3: for one person I'm gonna do my Lindsay Lohan Joe

1445
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:25,440
Speaker 3: how embarrassing. I don't know.

1446
01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:27,520
Speaker 5: I guess I really don't know someone who is self,

1447
01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:30,600
Speaker 5: who's confident in themselves, who works out, not like crazy

1448
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:33,880
Speaker 5: muscle buff or whatever, but not like a pig, you.

1449
01:02:33,880 --> 01:02:36,720
Speaker 1: Know, but tell you you need somebody who wants confidence

1450
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:38,840
Speaker 1: and that doesn't work. You don't need somebody with you

1451
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:40,960
Speaker 1: need somebody who to bow down and just like love

1452
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:41,760
Speaker 1: you and be upset.

1453
01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:44,000
Speaker 3: No, I would hate that. Yeah, I didn't like that.

1454
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:45,960
Speaker 3: I would hate either when I had that.

1455
01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:52,360
Speaker 1: YO, when you when you turn up missing, I'd be like,

1456
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:54,640
Speaker 1: I know why, I don't think he listened to this

1457
01:02:54,680 --> 01:03:00,560
Speaker 1: podcast he hates me. Well, well, look, we'll we'll look

1458
01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:02,680
Speaker 1: for this guy for you. If I see one, I'll

1459
01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:05,680
Speaker 1: let you know. All right, material, where can people listening

1460
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:06,080
Speaker 1: catch you?

1461
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:06,480
Speaker 3: Yes?

1462
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:10,520
Speaker 5: Uh, I'm probably at Starbucks begging for adult pio that's

1463
01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:11,080
Speaker 5: not burned.

1464
01:03:11,160 --> 01:03:13,520
Speaker 2: Mateo, your Instagram or Twitter thinks.

1465
01:03:13,720 --> 01:03:16,720
Speaker 5: Instagram and Twitter it's all the same handle. And then

1466
01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:19,800
Speaker 5: Matteo Lane m A T t e O l A

1467
01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:21,640
Speaker 5: any my Instagram AM just completely naked.

1468
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:25,000
Speaker 2: Oh it's so fucking good out always. Oh you have

1469
01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:25,680
Speaker 2: a nice crack.

1470
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:30,439
Speaker 3: I thank you. You must have suitors that yeah, must

1471
01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:32,680
Speaker 3: have like a doyen I have, like you know, people

1472
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:35,040
Speaker 3: are like a butler. I feel like a matre d.

1473
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:37,600
Speaker 2: You definitely got like gnomes that's ready to get up

1474
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:37,800
Speaker 2: in it.

1475
01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:40,800
Speaker 5: Oh, there's a few guys I'm sexting, but one lives

1476
01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:42,480
Speaker 5: in like New Orleans. That's the problem with Instagram is

1477
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:44,680
Speaker 5: you get guys who don't live here, like one in

1478
01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:46,560
Speaker 5: Brazil and one traveling.

1479
01:03:47,840 --> 01:03:49,880
Speaker 3: I don't like Minneapolis.

1480
01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:52,160
Speaker 2: Yay, you're not going there, but like there could be

1481
01:03:52,240 --> 01:03:55,760
Speaker 2: this nice There could be like a little Dominican Minneapolis.

1482
01:03:55,960 --> 01:03:58,840
Speaker 3: Dude, you and I both know that's not true. They don't.

1483
01:03:59,080 --> 01:03:59,600
Speaker 2: They don't do that.

1484
01:04:00,960 --> 01:04:03,360
Speaker 5: I was the most ethnic person in Minneapolis, and that's

1485
01:04:03,360 --> 01:04:07,600
Speaker 5: a problem. Yeah, but like you're a quarter Mexican. All right,

1486
01:04:07,720 --> 01:04:08,880
Speaker 5: someone get call Ice?

1487
01:04:09,320 --> 01:04:14,120
Speaker 2: All right, Sydney, where can people listening find you? You

1488
01:04:14,280 --> 01:04:16,480
Speaker 2: can find me on Instagram.

1489
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:20,600
Speaker 1: Adjued BW and then you can catch me on Twitter

1490
01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:24,920
Speaker 1: just sid in ycuh and I am freezy r e

1491
01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:28,160
Speaker 1: e e z y unless you're the Beehive, in which

1492
01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:29,520
Speaker 1: case I'm not even on Twitter.

1493
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:30,360
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1494
01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:34,600
Speaker 1: Then we have two more shows left for the warm up, Yes,

1495
01:04:34,800 --> 01:04:36,680
Speaker 1: July eighth and then August twelfth.

1496
01:04:36,800 --> 01:04:39,520
Speaker 4: Yes, we will see you. There is the second Saturday

1497
01:04:39,560 --> 01:04:41,760
Speaker 4: of every month. But you know the decks too, are

1498
01:04:41,920 --> 01:04:42,360
Speaker 4: those eight?

1499
01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:46,400
Speaker 2: Maybe Mittaya will come say hello.

1500
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:49,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe he'll swing by and maybe will come sing.

1501
01:04:51,480 --> 01:04:54,080
Speaker 2: Bring all your sexy Dominican friends please better.

1502
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:56,160
Speaker 5: Yes, your guys show is the ship. By the way,

1503
01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:59,520
Speaker 5: Oh that was so much fun I had. I had

1504
01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:01,240
Speaker 5: the most f you and then you dashed.

1505
01:05:01,280 --> 01:05:03,000
Speaker 3: You could you could. I went to the Dominica's house

1506
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:05,160
Speaker 3: to get fucked and then he didn't do that. That's

1507
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:07,120
Speaker 3: what I did. That's the last. Oh my god, that's right.

1508
01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:08,280
Speaker 3: I was like, my gods, I gotta go.

1509
01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:11,640
Speaker 2: I should have turned down the Michael that wow, that's im.

1510
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:15,200
Speaker 3: Sorry. I love to get fucked. What I loved. I

1511
01:05:15,320 --> 01:05:17,080
Speaker 3: just said I got fucked. I was like, girl, that

1512
01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:20,400
Speaker 3: was I had to go. He left us, So I

1513
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:23,080
Speaker 3: did you We're gonna talk to me about this Dominican

1514
01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:25,200
Speaker 3: dud a little bit further, but you guys can go.

1515
01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:36,320
Speaker 3: Thanks Samurai, thanks so much. You'll always be a part

1516
01:05:36,400 --> 01:05:41,080
Speaker 3: of me. No, no, no, no, ineviinitely Boy. Did you

1517
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:46,160
Speaker 3: know you can't escape man because you've always be my baby?

1518
01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:47,240
Speaker 5: Know?

1519
01:05:47,760 --> 01:05:50,920
Speaker 3: Okay? All right? By boy,