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Speaker 2: Calm Down with Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio.

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Speaker 3: We are as informal as it comes, because well, calm

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Speaker 3: podcast host machine. He needs no introduction because he's absolutely everywhere.

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Speaker 3: Burt Kreischer, ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for joining us.

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Speaker 4: I just lost them.

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Speaker 2: Uh oh, and you said you're we're at the tip

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Speaker 2: If our Wi Fi cuts out, I'm asking for a

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Speaker 2: great question, my best friend. How are we both from

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Speaker 4: No? I did not wait. Where are you from?

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Speaker 4: No, you realize Brandon is the Hoboken of Tampa.

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Speaker 2: You realize I went to Bloomingdale where you did not.

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Speaker 1: Go to Bloomingdale. Yes, no, one good comes out of Bloomingdale.

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Speaker 1: You did not go to Bloomingdale. You didn't wait, No way.

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Speaker 3: Cherry wasn't a musician. Bert, I'm in the middle of

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Speaker 2: Is it good? Now?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Well, that's like being part of brand in Florida. We'll

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Speaker 2: Are you ready?

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Speaker 3: And Bert is worthy of not only doing the intro

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Speaker 3: things Bert Kreischer, Ladies and gentlemen, as.

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Speaker 2: He what are we eating?

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Speaker 4: Is that Bailey jew I'm putting a zin in Guys,

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Speaker 2: Like, huh nice, that's so sweet. Yeah, I love this. Okay, wait,

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Speaker 3: You know, I want to know your hometown Erin According

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I'll explain. I'm gonna explain. I'm gonna explain.

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Speaker 1: All I do is all my podcasts to smoke weed

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Speaker 1: the term cracker comes from. It's the that is No,

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Speaker 4: The whip on the cattle. They're all cattlemen.

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Speaker 1: And so from Brandon was the last bastion Brandon o'calla odessa.

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Speaker 1: and there's a huge mall in Brandon. Brandon's like a

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Speaker 4: This is before you knew anything microdosing.

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Speaker 4: And then you get on.

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Speaker 2: What town are you from?

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Speaker 2: I love you so much I.

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Speaker 4: Know you would.

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Speaker 3: For those of us that don't know, that's a river,

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, where are you from?

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not really from Tampa either. I'm from Loots,

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Speaker 4: When we moved to Loots.

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Speaker 4: We bought land.

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Speaker 1: My dad bought land and loots to build a house.

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Speaker 2: S's right, Q and O five My life ninety four

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Speaker 4: By the way, I listen, no sight to Mason Dixon,

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Speaker 4: No select Q on five. But this is way before

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Speaker 1: If you do it, you could win, you could win,

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Speaker 2: Or the bucks. Wasn't that on like Fridays to this.

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Speaker 2: Why was that on weekend?

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Speaker 4: For the weekend. Everybody wants a new romance? Yeah, what was.

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Speaker 1: Oh, my dad only listened to the AM And by

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Speaker 1: the way, Ted uh he went to Jesuit, the guy

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Speaker 2: Just the hot boys went Jesuit. I never dated a

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Speaker 2: Jesuit boy. Oh, I like, I won't say what I liked,

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Speaker 4: I want to go, who did you know?

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Speaker 2: I feel like, well, I grab you guys dated. It

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Speaker 2: Our big hangout was Regency Center, for like, do you

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Speaker 4: No? But it just wreaks from a Brandon hangout.

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Speaker 2: It does so bad. Everybody wonders why I was the

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Speaker 1: I got to do a deep dive on you can someone,

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Speaker 1: I can find out you're younger, because now you got

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Speaker 4: You are you are, you are, you are, you are,

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Speaker 4: You look gorgeous.

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Speaker 1: But there is a redneck inside there that had there

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Speaker 2: Would never let me get a firm, which really pissed

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Speaker 2: did we get it done? I'm going to text my sister.

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Speaker 2: It was down in Bloomingdale Square, by Bloomingdale, Floris and

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Speaker 2: buy the McDonald's. What was it called? But I had

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Speaker 3: But anyway, so wait, I want to know. I wanted

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Speaker 2: Say, you don't know that. Yeah, but my sister went

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Speaker 2: Wait?

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Speaker 3: How far I want to understand how far away? Since

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Speaker 1: Oh my Loots is probably a good forty minute drive

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Speaker 2: Where I performed in an for the Strawberry Festival, and

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Speaker 2: I went to UF Adventure Island, red bathing suit and

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Speaker 4: It was Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 1: Adventure Island was like was next level. Adventure Island was

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Speaker 4: Get you yah yah And.

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Speaker 2: What is that the theme song?

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Speaker 3: Oh God, you have had such an incredible career and

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Speaker 3: I know you are self deprecating and saying like, oh,

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Speaker 1: Ninety seven voted the number one party animal at the

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Speaker 2: How do you get that title? I was my first

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Speaker 1: No way, I I was just they were trying Rollstone

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Tallahause put together a stand up show that night.

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Speaker 4: At the at pot Bellies. And that was your first

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Speaker 1: I did twenty minutes at the end of the show,

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Speaker 2: Show Smith did well Smith, Yeah, that's amazing. Holy shit.

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Speaker 3: Did you always know that you were like Aaron and

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Speaker 1: No? I was very I was a very serious athlete

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Speaker 2: Round, you have to seeing your banners everywhere all over

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Speaker 4: Absolutely yep, and so I I.

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Speaker 1: And then when I got to Florida State. I was

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Speaker 1: I probably relate to that more than the pro athletes

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Speaker 1: who listened to this as well. But giving up sports

442
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:15,600
Speaker 1: was like the hardest thing because it had been your life.

443
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Speaker 1: It was what I thought I was gonna do. I

444
00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:19,040
Speaker 1: thought I was gonna play baseball. The guy I caught

445
00:19:19,080 --> 00:19:21,719
Speaker 1: went and played pro he played for the Twins, Brad Radkey,

446
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,320
Speaker 1: and I thought, without a doubt I had. It was

447
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,640
Speaker 1: very passionate about it, and I said, I think I'm

448
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Speaker 1: just going to focus on this partying thing. And uh,

449
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Speaker 1: I know, doubt for you crazy, but I noticed a jesuit,

450
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Speaker 1: I was funny because it was all boys, Catholic high school,

451
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:41,080
Speaker 1: a lot of Cuban kids, so your sense of humor

452
00:19:41,119 --> 00:19:43,159
Speaker 1: had to be that of the older Cuban dads they

453
00:19:43,200 --> 00:19:45,639
Speaker 1: grew up, you know with. And so when I got

454
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Speaker 1: to Florida State, I noticed very quickly that I was funny.

455
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Speaker 1: I remember the one moment when I was really I

456
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:55,240
Speaker 1: realized I have something that and I don't mean this arrogantly,

457
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,479
Speaker 1: but I think I can say I'm a pretty big

458
00:19:57,560 --> 00:20:01,800
Speaker 1: comic now. But the moment I realized I'm different, quicker funny,

459
00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:05,760
Speaker 1: and smarter funny than my friends was. There was homecoming.

460
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Speaker 1: My buddy Eddie Fernandez was a homecoming chair and we

461
00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:10,640
Speaker 1: had it with Theda.

462
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Speaker 2: And I made it was hot at Florida State. Yeah

463
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Speaker 2: that was the hot one. Yeah, okay, Hi.

464
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Speaker 4: Fi DJ, Theda, Katie.

465
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Speaker 2: They were like it was always good, yeah, always good.

466
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Speaker 1: Yeah, and uh and so uh, I made a joke

467
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Speaker 1: in chapter I made a joke and everyone laughed and

468
00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:34,840
Speaker 1: then everyone stopped and Eddie's like, all right, stop, I'm

469
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Speaker 1: being serious. I got to tell you about homecoming, and

470
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Speaker 1: I made another joke and everyone laughed a get harder,

471
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Speaker 1: and the president of the fraternity said, that's it. No

472
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Speaker 1: more jokes. Okay, We've got to get through this. I

473
00:20:44,880 --> 00:20:48,320
Speaker 1: don't really hear one more joke about Theda or homecoming

474
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Speaker 1: at all. Do you understand that? One more joke and

475
00:20:50,359 --> 00:20:53,200
Speaker 1: you're out of here? And it was quiet, and I said,

476
00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:55,720
Speaker 1: and he goes, are we ready? And I just, in

477
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Speaker 1: a loud whisper, went to Theda's walk into a bar

478
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Speaker 1: and the place went crazy, and I was like, I was,

479
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:04,080
Speaker 1: but it was amazing. I don't I think when you're

480
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:07,239
Speaker 1: a true comic, your brain works on at a at

481
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:10,159
Speaker 1: a different clip than everyone else, and and you're always

482
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:12,320
Speaker 1: thinking about jokes, Like today, I thought of the dumbest

483
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Speaker 1: joke I posted on Instagram. But I was like, I said,

484
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,720
Speaker 1: this is just so stupid. But it's like, you can't judge.

485
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:22,119
Speaker 1: I said, what did mister T say after he pushed

486
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:25,440
Speaker 1: fifty cent in the pool? Fitty the pool?

487
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Speaker 4: It's the dumbest joke.

488
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Speaker 1: You write them in the hope that they find a

489
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Speaker 1: place in your act and and uh, and so I

490
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:38,680
Speaker 1: just at that moment I realized, oh, I'm and everyone

491
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,920
Speaker 1: always said you're You're the funniest guy I ever met,

492
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:42,439
Speaker 1: like you should be, you should be a stand up.

493
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:44,120
Speaker 1: I just didn't know how that worked. And then after

494
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Speaker 1: the article, I got the balls to do it once

495
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:48,199
Speaker 1: I got on stage my dad. When I was growing up,

496
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Speaker 1: I played at Forest Hills, Uh baseball, and and we

497
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Speaker 1: would play.

498
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Speaker 4: Town and Country. And there was this guy, Brad Radt,

499
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Speaker 4: who ended up going pro. It's had mall. They had

500
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Speaker 4: a really good Okay, they had a really good ball.

501
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Speaker 2: She gotta keep asking Florida questions.

502
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Speaker 4: And I remember saying to my.

503
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Speaker 1: Dad when I was like twelve maybe eleven, I said,

504
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Speaker 1: how come no one talks about me playing baseball the

505
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:16,560
Speaker 1: way they talk about Brad or Ryan. But these guys

506
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Speaker 1: and end up going pro.

507
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Speaker 4: And my dad.

508
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:22,760
Speaker 1: Ryan Valarius, he was the best player on our team,

509
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Speaker 1: and then Mark Valdez, Tony Krasco, like all these guys

510
00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:30,080
Speaker 1: went pro. And I said, my dad just very flatly said, buddy,

511
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Speaker 1: you don't have what they have. When they do it,

512
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:35,080
Speaker 1: it's effortless, like they don't have to try, and they're

513
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Speaker 1: just amazing. He said, you're always gonna have to work

514
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Speaker 1: extra hard to get as good as them. He's like,

515
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:41,840
Speaker 1: key to life is finding the thing, like they have

516
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Speaker 1: for baseball. Find your thing, find your thing, and that'll

517
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Speaker 1: be it. And the first time I did stand up

518
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:49,600
Speaker 1: is before cell phones. I went back to my apartment

519
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Speaker 1: in Indian Village and I called my dad and I said,

520
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Speaker 1: I think I found my thing. Comedy comes to me,

521
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:59,200
Speaker 1: not effortlessly, but I enjoy it. I casually do it,

522
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:02,600
Speaker 1: and I I can do it quicker than my friends

523
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,119
Speaker 1: and so, and my dad's like, well, if it's your thing,

524
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:06,600
Speaker 1: you got to follow it. And so I moved to

525
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Speaker 1: New York to start a stand up and h and yeah,

526
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,159
Speaker 1: so how do you?

527
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Speaker 4: How do you?

528
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Speaker 3: And Aaron and I are constantly in this like, you know,

529
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Speaker 3: dodging what could be the landmines of cancel culture, and

530
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,560
Speaker 3: every time we say something, we then get like this

531
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Speaker 3: like panic of like oh my god, we're you know,

532
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Speaker 3: gonna get fired or whatever.

533
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Speaker 2: But it's like, how as a comedian do you navigate that?

534
00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 3: Because the sensitivity levels on any number of different topics,

535
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Speaker 3: the ebb and flow of that, or as a comedian

536
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Speaker 3: do you not like how do you how do you

537
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Speaker 3: deal with that, well, you've.

538
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Speaker 1: Got to remember your intent. Like if my intent is

539
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Speaker 1: always comedy, so like my intent is always to make

540
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Speaker 1: you laugh. My intent is never to have anyone come

541
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Speaker 1: into a show and have them have the worst day

542
00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,840
Speaker 1: of their life. So as long as your intense pure,

543
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:04,480
Speaker 1: I believe your audience is, your audience will follow you listen.

544
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,560
Speaker 1: I can't I can't say whether or not people in

545
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:08,720
Speaker 1: the South, are people in on the coasts are going

546
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Speaker 1: to get offended by something I'll say. I just know

547
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Speaker 1: that my fan base trusts that my intent is always

548
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:16,359
Speaker 1: to make them laugh. I think, really I'm callous to

549
00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:18,560
Speaker 1: it a tad bit, and that I've said some very

550
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 1: very wild stuff, especially podcasting. We did podcasts back when

551
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:25,280
Speaker 1: we didn't know people were listening. We just get high

552
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Speaker 1: on Rogan and say wild shit.

553
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Speaker 4: I mean why. I remember doing an episode with them

554
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Speaker 4: one time and it got pulled down.

555
00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:34,840
Speaker 1: By Spotify and our areas and they edit it and

556
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:36,080
Speaker 1: put it up in two parts, and I was like,

557
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:36,760
Speaker 1: what did I say?

558
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,440
Speaker 4: And Rogan's like, don't worry about it. It's fine, man.

559
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Speaker 2: That's got Aaron. Can you imagine being able to say

560
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,480
Speaker 2: whatever you wanted? Now?

561
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:44,119
Speaker 1: What?

562
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:48,920
Speaker 2: How liberating? It you're unemployed. I'm gonna say, fun.

563
00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 1: Listen, here's here's the biggest problem is you have corporate

564
00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:54,359
Speaker 1: entities on top of you right now that are watching you,

565
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:56,399
Speaker 1: and they're and they're kind of saying hey. And I

566
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:59,159
Speaker 1: had that a travel Channel, they'd be like, listen, you know,

567
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:02,480
Speaker 1: we're brand friends. Travel Channel is owned by Scripts, which

568
00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:05,240
Speaker 1: was a Christian based company out of Knoxville, and I

569
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:07,960
Speaker 1: was I was always scared i'd lose the Travel Channel

570
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 1: job because that was security for me. And then when

571
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,720
Speaker 1: I got fired from there, it was very freeing and

572
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:16,359
Speaker 1: I just started saying, I'm better at stand up than

573
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Speaker 1: I am at hosting. And here's the deal. And I

574
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:19,840
Speaker 1: said this to you guys before we started recording, but

575
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Speaker 1: I mean it. You guys are the you guys are

576
00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:23,359
Speaker 1: at the tip of the iceberg of where you are.

577
00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:28,640
Speaker 1: Podcasting has been underrepresented by different voices. I'll say candidly.

578
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Speaker 1: Black men were the first one that I'm seeing come

579
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:35,160
Speaker 1: out right now and they are owning podcasting. Cam Cam

580
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Speaker 1: and Mace Cam Newton, Matt Matt Hoffman. I think I'm

581
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Speaker 1: saying his name right, but like, the black men are

582
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:47,400
Speaker 1: are owning podcasting. In my opinion, and they've been underrepresented

583
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Speaker 1: for a.

584
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Speaker 4: Very long time.

585
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Speaker 1: For a very long time, it was just us white

586
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 1: guys doing stand up that had all the podcasts. And

587
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,000
Speaker 1: then people were like, I want to hear something different.

588
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:58,080
Speaker 1: Cam and May Cameron and Mace are my favorite podcasts

589
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Speaker 1: to listen to, and they talk wild shit, wild shit.

590
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:03,960
Speaker 1: But the next I'm telling you, and I said this

591
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 1: to you, you guys are the shavings, just the snow

592
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:10,879
Speaker 1: cone shavings of the iceberg of women on podcasts, especially

593
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,639
Speaker 1: talking about sports and talking freely. I can't wait you

594
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:18,879
Speaker 1: guys go through menopause and start talking about that. My

595
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:21,200
Speaker 1: wife but the only one talking about menopause, and and

596
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,439
Speaker 1: it's and it's it's amazing as a dude to hear

597
00:26:23,520 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 1: them talk about it.

598
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Speaker 4: But like, I really believe that that you guys are

599
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 4: are gonna be huge.

600
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Speaker 1: Look at and now look at the sports voices that

601
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:35,600
Speaker 1: have been represented. The Kelsey Brothers have an amazing podcast.

602
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,880
Speaker 1: McAfee's been going at it for a while and now

603
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:42,000
Speaker 1: is just blowing up. Bill Simmons is a goat in

604
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:45,680
Speaker 1: the podcasting arena. And I'm telling you look around, and

605
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:48,399
Speaker 1: you'll look around the tables and you will notice that

606
00:26:48,480 --> 00:26:51,919
Speaker 1: you are your genre is underrepresented. And you, guys, that's

607
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Speaker 1: why I'm so excited to be on this podcast.

608
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Speaker 2: Shout oh, you're so thank you for doing it.

609
00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:56,959
Speaker 3: We know how busy. Shout out to your wife too.

610
00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 3: She has a podcast as well. I know that it's yeah, exactly.

611
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 3: And what a saint she is.

612
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 2: I mean, she is just a dream this one. How

613
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,680
Speaker 2: did you guys meet? What's your guys' story?

614
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 4: She was She was a.

615
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 1: Screenwriter in La and I was a struggling comic. I

616
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:16,679
Speaker 1: was I'd done some TV and I was getting back

617
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,640
Speaker 1: into stand up to try to go on the road.

618
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,880
Speaker 1: And I'd seen her writing a screenplay at the base

619
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Speaker 1: of Runyan Canyon. She had she worked with a writing partner,

620
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Speaker 1: and she was just.

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Speaker 2: She was just at the base of Runyan Canyon writing

622
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Speaker 2: a script. Was she sitting at it? I mean, brought

623
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Speaker 2: her own desk? Where is she writing the script.

624
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Speaker 4: In the office of the apartment building?

625
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Speaker 3: Okay, I was going to say, running Canyon. I didn't

626
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Speaker 3: know that we had a we work there, fancy, and.

627
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Speaker 4: So I went in with my friend and I talked

628
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Speaker 4: to her. She was a bitch, and I love bitches.

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Speaker 1: And then I saw her again at a at a

630
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Speaker 1: yoga class and her ex boyfriend she had broken up

631
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Speaker 1: with him and he tried to get her back, and she,

632
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Speaker 1: I mean humiliated him in front of the whole yoga

633
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Speaker 1: class because he brought flowers.

634
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Speaker 4: And I was like, wow, I don't ever want to

635
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Speaker 4: be that guy. And then one night we're bowling and

636
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Speaker 4: I was cute.

637
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Speaker 1: I was not like my fighting weight, I was like

638
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,119
Speaker 1: one eighty six, and she kind of flirted with me,

639
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:06,679
Speaker 1: and I had this, uh, I'm gonna speak very candidly,

640
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:10,879
Speaker 1: but I had this like phobia of uh, strong women

641
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,920
Speaker 1: because I'd seen too much of sex in the city

642
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 1: and I thought they were all horrors.

643
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:16,600
Speaker 2: So I was like, I don't want to wait, you

644
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 2: think strong women are horrors, it's like the opposite.

645
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 4: Well, it's the it's at the it's at the beginning

646
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 4: of like the sexual freedom.

647
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Speaker 2: You watch Samantha. You watched a lot of the Samantha

648
00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 2: version of that, not Charlotte.

649
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:31,080
Speaker 4: That's not who I am. I'm not like, I've only

650
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 4: had sex with six women, and so I'm not and

651
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 4: my wife's.

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Speaker 2: Six and so I was like, are you being serious?

653
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 4: Yeah? I mean dead serious? Yeah, well, no, I mean I.

654
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Speaker 2: Was going to make a ludes joke there, but you know,

655
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Speaker 2: here we go, I'm finally catching on to the.

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Speaker 4: Roof sheep, and I'm through the roof. But but women, Yeah, but.

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Speaker 2: You went to Florida State. You were just busy writing jokes.

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Speaker 4: I'm an intimacy guy like I.

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Speaker 1: I was going out to Yanni's looking for a girl

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Speaker 1: that got me, like I wanted someone that understand me

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Speaker 1: that I wanted to fall in love.

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Speaker 4: I've always wanted to fall in love. I never won.

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Speaker 1: That would be great if I was trying to get

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Speaker 1: laid now, but it's the truth. And so my wife

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Speaker 1: was I just figured all women in Hollywood and New

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Speaker 1: York were like they just sleep with people and it

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Speaker 1: didn't matter, and I didn't want that sterical and so

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Speaker 1: and then I found out she was not like that,

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Speaker 1: and uh yeah, and I'm in love.

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Speaker 2: So you sorry, go ahead, No, go ahead. I was

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Speaker 2: going to say, how do you keep this going with

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Speaker 2: the schedule that you have, because I mean, I and

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Speaker 2: much like hers with her significant other, her boyfriend and

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Speaker 2: my husband, we are like two passing ships. I've got football,

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Speaker 2: he's got hockey, Like, how the hell do you keep

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Speaker 2: this going.

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Speaker 1: It's interesting. It during me during my career, like in

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Speaker 1: the past twenty years, it's been very easy. I think

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Speaker 1: we just figured out a schedule, a rhythm with our

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Speaker 1: girls and with my wife that it just worked. I

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Speaker 1: think the real scary part, and we felt it this weekend,

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Speaker 1: and I just talking candidly, was my oldest is at

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Speaker 1: college and my youngest is leaving for college in like

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Speaker 1: four months, and the idea of us being alone is

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Speaker 1: really terrifying. Like we didn't know what to do because

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Speaker 1: it's like we woke up it was Saturday. I that

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Speaker 1: was gone all weekend and it was Saturday, and I

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Speaker 1: was like, what do you want to do?

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Speaker 4: She was like I don't know. And then she was like,

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Speaker 4: you want to go to Costco. And I was like,

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Speaker 4: oh my god, we're running into my parents.

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Speaker 2: Or old school. You don't have time for beds beyond

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Speaker 2: where I am right now. It's like we had all

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Speaker 2: this alone time and now we have a seven month

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Speaker 2: old and we're like, where did our life go? This

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Speaker 2: is crazy, so much great stuff with Bert In fact,

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Speaker 2: it's so good. We're going to do it twice. That's right.

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Speaker 3: We've split this interview into two parts. Stay tuned for

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Speaker 3: part two next week and find out why Burt turned

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Speaker 3: out an opportunity to hang out with Aaron Rodgers.

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Speaker 2: All right, hang on, not so fast. We have a

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Speaker 2: big announcement to make. We've been talking about doing a

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Speaker 2: live show for a while now, and we can officially

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Speaker 2: reveal it's happening. It sure is Calm Down Live, Ladies

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Speaker 2: and gentlemen. That is right what we do best, good

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Speaker 2: batter and different.

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Speaker 3: May Night Netflix is a joke fest at the Hollywood Improv.

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Speaker 2: Tickets are now on sale. The link is in the

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Speaker 2: description of this episode. Also check out our Instagram at

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Speaker 2: Calm Down Podcast. We'll have all the info there as well.

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Speaker 3: And if you're wondering why I have paint doll over

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Speaker 3: my hands, it's not important. I'll explain it at the

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Speaker 3: live show. We are so excited about this when we

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Speaker 3: cannot wait to see you guys there again. That is

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Speaker 3: May Night at the Hollywood Improv Netflix is a joke fest.

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Speaker 2: Hope to see you there. Calm Down with Erin and

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