Speaker 1: Second date of date takes a big man to admit
Speaker 1: when he's made a mistake. I made a mistake. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm finally a big man. Yes, Unfortunately I never make mistakes.
Speaker 1: Yeah about you. Kind of hard for guys like me
Speaker 1: to admit being wrong if we never are? Am I right? Jose?
Speaker 1: That must be yeah? I mean, but you know, one
Speaker 1: of our listeners, Galen, says that he's confident enough to
Speaker 1: confess to an air that he made Okay, not only
Speaker 1: did he mess up, but his date actually called him
Speaker 1: out on Honestly, I'm a little jealous that you're more
Speaker 1: of a man than I am. I want you to
Speaker 1: teach me your ways? Is that cool? Yeah? I'll be
Speaker 1: here o'bi one for this for sure. Oh is that
Speaker 1: a star? That's a star Wars joke? Put the force
Speaker 1: all over this. But a right, did you mess up? Or?
Speaker 1: I mean your date called you out on it? Jeff said,
Speaker 1: So it sounds like you were forced to. I was
Speaker 1: forced to, But yeah, I could have tried to continue
Speaker 1: the lie. Okay, tell us a little bit about this
Speaker 1: girl we met online. Her name's Stephanie. She's super cute,
Speaker 1: She's so sweet. We talked a little bit on the phone,
Speaker 1: we really hit it off. Okay, okay, what did you
Speaker 1: end up doing for your meetup? So there's a there's
Speaker 1: a French restaurant that I've been meaning to try, and
Speaker 1: so I supposed to be very romantic. Yes, choice on
Speaker 1: the French food. I mean, obviously you wanted to impress
Speaker 1: her if you're you're picking a romantic place like you're
Speaker 1: set in the moon, like you're in it. Yeah, that's right,
Speaker 1: that's right. So how was it? The restaurant was really nice,
Speaker 1: and um, you know, I was really excited about just
Speaker 1: having a romantic evening with her. And then the day
Speaker 1: of the day came around and I get a day
Speaker 1: from my Google calendar seeing that I have dental surgery
Speaker 1: the next morning. Oh no, yeah, at least it wasn't
Speaker 1: the same day. Yeah, like how early the next morning,
Speaker 1: first thing in the morning, and I had gotten an
Speaker 1: email from the office saying that I couldn't eat for
Speaker 1: eighteen hours. Yeah, why didn't you reschedule the date or
Speaker 1: do something different than out to dinner? I was worried
Speaker 1: that if I canceled it last minute. You tons of
Speaker 1: people take that personally, and it's kind of to turn off.
Speaker 1: You're absolutely correct her, like you've talked for weeks. I mean,
Speaker 1: if you tell her, oh my god, I have dental surgery,
Speaker 1: sounds sketchy. If someone like, oh, I forgot about a
Speaker 1: surgery I have in the morning, I'd be like, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: you didn't forget. Yes, it looks a little bit irresponsible
Speaker 1: that you can't juggle your own schedules right, And then
Speaker 1: it would be a bad look for me, you know that.
Speaker 1: So what did you tell her when you when you
Speaker 1: got to the restaurant. Did you tell her that you know,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't be able to eat or anything. No, because
Speaker 1: I didn't want her to be freaked out or anything.
Speaker 1: So what I did was and also I wanted to
Speaker 1: taste the food at the restaurant. So I just had
Speaker 1: this idea in my head. Well, I'll taste the food.
Speaker 1: I'll put it in my mouth. I'll pretend that I'm
Speaker 1: like chewing it, and if I don't digest it, I
Speaker 1: should be cool. And I'll just distract her in a way,
Speaker 1: you know, like I was pointing at stuff. I like,
Speaker 1: dropped my napkin under the table times where did you know, Hey,
Speaker 1: what's over there? Oh my god? Look at the ceiling
Speaker 1: real quick. So gross. Wait where did you spit out too? Well,
Speaker 1: I mean bits of it. We're under the table. You
Speaker 1: should have just done it in front of her. Tell
Speaker 1: her that's how the French do it. She has to
Speaker 1: have known that you were spitting your food out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean eventually she caught on and she she called
Speaker 1: me out. At first, I try to deny it, and
Speaker 1: then we got into like an argument about it, standard
Speaker 1: ground brown. Why would you deny it? It was just
Speaker 1: like a freak thing. Like my initial reaction was just
Speaker 1: like deny, deny, deny, And she's the smart person, and
Speaker 1: she she realized what was happening. Yeah, So finally I
Speaker 1: just like, I'm so sorry. I have dental surgery tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I got an email from the offense frame that I
Speaker 1: couldn't eat for eighteen hours, but I didn't want to cancel,
Speaker 1: and she was like, well, I don't think that's right.
Speaker 1: Eighteen hours SS like a long time, and I was like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that's what the email said. So it's
Speaker 1: like she said, oh, just pull it up, and I did,
Speaker 1: and sure enough the email said eight hours instead of
Speaker 1: so you did it for nothing? No, No, I have
Speaker 1: to starve myself for eight weeks, that's what it says.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it was hours my mistake. You must have
Speaker 1: felt like such an idiot in that moment. Hey, well
Speaker 1: that's a little bit strong. That's how he would feel.
Speaker 1: You felt that way? Am I wrong? I felt so stupid.
Speaker 1: I mean, I ordered another meal. You have better have
Speaker 1: tip this waiter who had to clean up everything that
Speaker 1: you did so much money? I did, I did. I
Speaker 1: gave a very nice tip. Oh my god. Were you
Speaker 1: able to get things back on track? Did she think
Speaker 1: you were funny or was she just grossed out? Either?
Speaker 1: She was a little like sturred obviously, but we did
Speaker 1: have a nice conversation like to end the meal, and
Speaker 1: then I drove her home. I kissed her on the cheek,
Speaker 1: and then I texted her In the next couple of
Speaker 1: days she didn't respond. And now, you know, I'm just
Speaker 1: concerned that, for obvious reasons, that I've messed things up
Speaker 1: with bro. It just seems like you're very unorganized, I think,
Speaker 1: you know, and it's like, oh, I I can't do
Speaker 1: this when I'm gonna lie about it. And then I
Speaker 1: think it's simply that she was spitting food out on
Speaker 1: the date. I mean, sure, all of those things maybe,
Speaker 1: but like, how can you come back from that? It
Speaker 1: is so bad? Yet I think we can do it, though,
Speaker 1: Think I'll believe in us. Okay, so gross. You sit tight,
Speaker 1: Galen and order a fourth meal for yourself in the meantime,
Speaker 1: because we're going to play a song. We'll come back
Speaker 1: and then we'll call Stephanie for you and try and
Speaker 1: get a second date up date. Okay, thank you, thank you?
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Speaker 1: filled with half chewed chicken. All wrong, just so gross.
Speaker 1: Small glimpse into Galen's actual date with man because he
Speaker 1: forgot that he had dental surgery the following morning. Wow,
Speaker 1: that wasn't the only problem. Yeah, you're right, what other
Speaker 1: problems were there? Broke misread the email that said wait
Speaker 1: eight hours, not eighteen hours. He totally could have eaten
Speaker 1: his meal. That was the main thing. He didn't want
Speaker 1: to tell her that he had forgotten because he thought
Speaker 1: it might make him look bad. So he decided to
Speaker 1: try and half chew some of the food so we
Speaker 1: could still get the flavor and spit it out without
Speaker 1: her seeing. Unfortunately, she caught on, pointed out his air
Speaker 1: and told him, no, you dummy, it's only eight hours
Speaker 1: that you need to wait before dental surgery. And he
Speaker 1: admitted that he's right. Let's give him a little bit
Speaker 1: of credit that he's right. Sorry, he admitted that he's wrong.
Speaker 1: You just can't help yourself, can't. You can't bring yourself
Speaker 1: to say the word wrong. He was right to admit
Speaker 1: that he was wrong. That was a big move on
Speaker 1: his cart. And I salute you for that, Galen, Thank you. Okay,
Speaker 1: I appreciate at least somebody has. I mean, what can
Speaker 1: we say to her that's a real positive of your date,
Speaker 1: you know, because like obviously we don't really want to
Speaker 1: linger on the chewed food for too long. For sure.
Speaker 1: I mean, we connected because both of our mothers are
Speaker 1: school teachers, and so that was like a really nice
Speaker 1: kind of connection that we made, all right, Okay, we
Speaker 1: felt like she was out with the child. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: maybe we can lead with that where we get her
Speaker 1: on the phone and we'll see if she has anything
Speaker 1: else to say, and hopefully we can get you another
Speaker 1: date here. Okay, please, thank you? All Right, here we go. Hello.
Speaker 1: Hey is it Stephanie. Hey, stephan I'm glad we got you. Um,
Speaker 1: this is jeff from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning. Hey, Stephanie, Oh my god. Hi, it sounds
Speaker 1: like you might know us. What's going on? Well, that's
Speaker 1: the question I want to ask you. Yeah, what's going on? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so tell us what's going on with your dating life?
Speaker 1: Is not a whole lot disappointing? Well, it could be
Speaker 1: a lot more right now, Yeah, because we actually have
Speaker 1: a guy who's very interested in seeing you another time.
Speaker 1: Remember going out with Galen the other day? Ah, Galen? Yeah.
Speaker 1: Can I just say I'm so excited to hear her
Speaker 1: said of the story. Yeah, what could he have said?
Speaker 1: I mean, well, he told us a lot about the night.
Speaker 1: He said that you guys bonded over the fact that
Speaker 1: both of your moms are school teachers. That's kind of cool.
Speaker 1: We did a huh. Yeah, it sounds like you had
Speaker 1: a lot of like connection leading up to day date too,
Speaker 1: like we did. We met online, we talked a few weeks.
Speaker 1: He seemed sweet. Um, I don't know what else there
Speaker 1: is to say. I mean, that part was good, okay
Speaker 1: is the part that was not so good? When he
Speaker 1: made a little oopsie daisy about his dental surgery. Oh
Speaker 1: he did talk out okay? Oh yeah, the way we
Speaker 1: all laughed at him. Yeah. Oh, I guess after the day,
Speaker 1: I just I started thinking about things. And while he's sweet,
Speaker 1: he's kind of a mess. I mean the food on
Speaker 1: the floor, he was being all shady with it, and
Speaker 1: I knew something with that. Can you tell me what
Speaker 1: was that? Like? Like you're you're sitting at a nice
Speaker 1: French restaurant with lovely linens and well exactly, and they
Speaker 1: bring out the bread with that olive oil or the
Speaker 1: fresh bread, pepper and everything, and every few minutes he
Speaker 1: would like point over my shoulder like some painting or
Speaker 1: mirror or light fixture and be like, oh, isn't that
Speaker 1: really nice? And I I love him? And then I
Speaker 1: turned back and I beieve that he was like dribble,
Speaker 1: dribble came out. No, I didn't need to know that. Finally,
Speaker 1: when he fasted up, it was like he didn't know
Speaker 1: a long how long he needed to fast for. He
Speaker 1: got eighteen hours. It's eight hours. Yeah, but I'm a
Speaker 1: physical coordinator. And he started to argue with me. That's
Speaker 1: probably just because he was embarrassed. I mean, honestly, like,
Speaker 1: I bet he was just offensive because he was embarrassed.
Speaker 1: You would be. I would be mortified if I was
Speaker 1: in his position. Yeah, and he did admit that he
Speaker 1: made a mistake to you. He did, Yeah, eventually I did.
Speaker 1: I just don't think he's like the guy for me,
Speaker 1: because this should be a fun, gets no you thing,
Speaker 1: And between the food and like the scatterbrain demeanor, it
Speaker 1: just turns heavy so fast. Well, yeah, I know he
Speaker 1: might seem to little bit scatterbrain, but I'll tell you this, Stephanie.
Speaker 1: He is organized and thorough enough to dial all the
Speaker 1: numbers to a radio station, correct all of them in
Speaker 1: a row, and stay on the line quietly this entire
Speaker 1: time waiting to talk to you. That takes discipline. And
Speaker 1: now Galen be there. I'm here, Hey, hey, Stephanie, what's up? Hi? Hi,
Speaker 1: Galen U. I heard what you said. And it's kind
Speaker 1: of wild. You're like blaming me for everything we blaming
Speaker 1: you for? What else is there to be blamed for.
Speaker 1: She didn't even add any new information, Galen, it was
Speaker 1: all saying, if I'm being honest, like, the reason I
Speaker 1: tried to keep this like whole ruse up is because
Speaker 1: you're like so perfect. I didn't want to like mess
Speaker 1: things up by like canceling the data or whatever. So
Speaker 1: part of the reason I had to spit my food
Speaker 1: out and whatnots because I'm that dedicated to this working out.
Speaker 1: You know, I know it's so sweet, but then you
Speaker 1: should have enough respect for me to just tell me
Speaker 1: the truth because this was a first date and I
Speaker 1: know you're all about first impressions, but it's never good
Speaker 1: to start out with a lie. Well, I don't think
Speaker 1: he would have lied to you if you weren't so
Speaker 1: beautiful and put together. We are not We are not
Speaker 1: blaming her, not doing that. No, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just trying to explain why are you
Speaker 1: so pretty? Yeah, Galen, it's a romance of blaming. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but what you need to do is lead into what
Speaker 1: an idiot you are and beg you need to beg
Speaker 1: her for a second chance, Like why do you even
Speaker 1: deserve one? Yeah, that's who gets all the ladies, the
Speaker 1: big idiot. You guys, you heard the story. I am
Speaker 1: a big idiot. All I can ask is your forgiveness
Speaker 1: and that you just text me the night before, like
Speaker 1: if we eat go on another day, just to remind me.
Speaker 1: What do you want me to remind you if we
Speaker 1: go on another date? Are you worried about another surgery? No? No,
Speaker 1: just so remind me that we're going out, because obviously
Speaker 1: I'm not all organized and smart like you. You know, Oh,
Speaker 1: that sounds has to aggressive. I got I thought you
Speaker 1: were going to applaude. I mean I did? I did?
Speaker 1: You did? Yeah? No, you didn't, Galen, you said it
Speaker 1: was her fault. I didn't say it was your fault.
Speaker 1: We share the mistake together. What are we looking at?
Speaker 1: It's it's seventy percent your fault, thirty percent exactly. I'm
Speaker 1: getting zero credit for my creativity in hiding the bite
Speaker 1: taking for quite a long time before you found out,
Speaker 1: because he cares, I think definitely. Do you think it
Speaker 1: was at least creative the way that he tried to
Speaker 1: you know, high it was definitely creative her casting. She's
Speaker 1: in love. What is wrong with you too? Today we're
Speaker 1: in a fun move. Okay, dressed. Now that the sparks
Speaker 1: are flying, there's a great time to ask Stephanie, would
Speaker 1: you like to go out on another date with Galen?
Speaker 1: Oh Man, Stephanie. We will pay for it and will
Speaker 1: remind him. Um no, why would you make him feel
Speaker 1: bad like that, Stephanie, that you've done. It used to
Speaker 1: be a soft pass, but now it's hard. It's a
Speaker 1: very smart college I mean, Galen, I don't do want
Speaker 1: to try and save this for yourself. Yeah. If I'm
Speaker 1: being honest here, if somebody can admit their faults, then
Speaker 1: I don't have time for it. Okay, okay, yeah, this
Speaker 1: is your chance, Stephanie to admit them. No. I guess
Speaker 1: that's a dig deep here. Yeah, I really digg. I
Speaker 1: am so sorry. Thank you for apologizing. That was really
Speaker 1: big of you. And if you'd like to further apologize,
Speaker 1: I'll give you my venmo and you can pay for
Speaker 1: half the meal when we're off. Oh, what a generous offer. Opportunity.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey and Jeffrey in the morning. Brook. I know you
Speaker 1: say that you love love, but it's pretty obvious that
Speaker 1: you don't. And I'm not trying to make here, but
Speaker 1: out of everybody on that call, that just happened, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're the one that needs to apologize the most. Please
Speaker 1: enlighten me, Jeffreys. I ran the numbers. Yeah, I ran
Speaker 1: the numbers. And did you realize over thirty six percent
Speaker 1: of our second dates fail to get another date because
Speaker 1: Brooke brings up valid points and things make logical sense.
Speaker 1: Whatever this is dating? Okay, it's not supposed to be
Speaker 1: logical or reasonable or even fair. All right. Dating is
Speaker 1: supposed to be based on raw motions, carnal instincts. Lust.
Speaker 1: That's why everyone's still single. No where's lusty. Brook, I
Speaker 1: made a lot of dump choices. Okay, yeah, exactly. Young
Speaker 1: people mess up. That guy could not know you were
Speaker 1: being sarcastic. He really thought that you supported him. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: it takes some experience to figure out my sense of humor. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I'm sorry for Brook. Taller listeners out there up, Okay,
Speaker 1: guess I'm not sorry. I'd like to do an air quote. No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not using him correct. The sarcasm isn't coming, you
Speaker 1: say for some reason. But if you ever want to
Speaker 1: get a second date. Update. Maybe Brooke won't ruin it
Speaker 1: for you. There is We will always call the person
Speaker 1: who's not calling you back. Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.