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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after this is my strawberry letter for today,

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Speaker 1: and the subject is is his granddaddy expecting something?

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Speaker 2: My granddaddy.

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Speaker 1: We'll find out what that's all about, mister Brown. That's

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Speaker 1: all I make that, So we'll find out what that's

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Speaker 1: all about. Just a few what Granddaddy's up to. But

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Speaker 1: right now the nephew is here with today's prank. Phone call, nephew,

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Speaker 1: what you got for us?

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Speaker 2: Further, this prank is dedicated to all the waiters and

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Speaker 2: waitresses across the country, all the waiters and waitresses. All right,

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Speaker 2: the title of this prank is my tip. All right,

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Speaker 2: let's go catch my tip.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach mister mister Kenny. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: this is how you doing. I'm actually calling you from

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Speaker 3: the the same food house you came and had. I

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Speaker 3: waited on you. You came and had dinner over here

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Speaker 3: the other.

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Speaker 4: Night, yeah, about two nights ago.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I was the food I was a service.

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Speaker 4: Every everything was good.

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Speaker 3: I don't.

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Speaker 4: I don't have any complaints. I always enjoy when I

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Speaker 4: come there.

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Speaker 3: I don't.

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Speaker 4: I never got a phone call from you. Got everything

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Speaker 4: all right?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, everything. So I'm actually uh, I don't know

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Speaker 3: if you remember me waiting on you, but I actually

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, okay, how you doing.

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Speaker 3: I'm good. What would would you say? Would you say

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Speaker 3: that my service was was was pretty good.

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Speaker 4: And up the par Yeah? Like I said, man, everything

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Speaker 4: was excellent every time I come there. The food is great,

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Speaker 4: the service is good. I have no complaints. Everything is

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Speaker 4: is good.

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Speaker 3: Okay, good, good deal, good deal, mister Kenny. Listen you

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Speaker 3: if you don't mind me asking, man, if you really

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Speaker 3: thoroughly enjoyed uh, the service as well as the food

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Speaker 3: and uh, I'm assuming you you you come here a lot,

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Speaker 3: so I'm assuming you you really like the food that

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Speaker 3: we put out. If you don't mind, if I can

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Speaker 3: ask you a question, if you don't mind, sure, okay.

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Speaker 3: If the service was so good and you enjoyed everything,

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Speaker 3: why why you why you tip me the way you did?

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Speaker 4: Excuse me? Why did I do?

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Speaker 3: Well? You know you you you you didn't even tip

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Speaker 3: even close to tenth percent? You know I I was

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Speaker 3: just just you called.

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Speaker 4: First of all, let me ask you something because I

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Speaker 4: don't remember giving my phone number writing my phone number

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Speaker 4: down on any survey I didn't. I've never taken a survey,

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Speaker 4: nor have I gotten a call from you guys. So

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Speaker 4: how did you get my phone number?

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm just giving a courtesy call and I'm just

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Speaker 4: Hey, that's fine, but how did you You didn't answer

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Speaker 4: my question how did you get my phone number? Because

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Speaker 4: I didn't give it to anybody there. So you you've

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Speaker 4: done something that.

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Speaker 3: To to when I went on and I went on

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Speaker 3: and research and what it took to get a number.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, I did you know? It was just bothering

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Speaker 3: me that that you tipped me the way you did.

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Speaker 4: Well, it's bothering me that you called me in the

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Speaker 4: middle of the day asking me about a tip. First

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Speaker 4: of all, uh, I'm did you say I tipped you?

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Speaker 3: I got five dollar tip and your meal was at

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Speaker 4: You you've done all this research and you got the

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Speaker 4: wrong number. You got the wrong damn number, because, first

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Speaker 4: of all, I took more than five damn dollars. I

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Speaker 4: used to work for Chips Brush, so let me explain

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Speaker 4: that to you. I used to work for chips and

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Speaker 4: I know what it's like. And then five dollars is No,

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Speaker 4: you got the wrong tape. You don't dollars research for that?

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Speaker 3: No, no wrong you you mister Kenny that waited on you.

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Speaker 4: I'm kidnies, but but David, you don't got the wrong

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Speaker 4: kiddiuse nnis. Don't tip, no damn five dollars. When I go,

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Speaker 4: I ball, baby, I go to the people because I

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Speaker 4: want to entertain my people. You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: So I don't have But see the problem I'm having.

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Speaker 3: You know you you you bringing your people and you

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Speaker 3: balling with them, but you short change in the waistaff.

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Speaker 4: I ain't short changing.

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Speaker 3: Damn.

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Speaker 4: Look, you complain about five dollars. I give you five

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Speaker 4: dollars to get off this damn phone. Now what I

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Speaker 4: give you five dollars for? I don't tip, no damn

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Speaker 4: five dollars. Got plenty of money. I got plenty of money.

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Speaker 4: I don't need you to call me tell me how

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Speaker 4: the damn timp I told you man, I used to

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Speaker 4: work for TIMPs. I don't need you to call me.

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Speaker 3: You would you would say you would think that if

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Speaker 3: that worked for some tips that you would know how

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Speaker 3: to come in and till somebody leave at least fifteen percent. Man,

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Speaker 3: I can't even understand how how you come in? You

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Speaker 3: bothering you for you know you the wrong, A couple

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Speaker 4: Out Look here, man, I ain't leave you. I told

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Speaker 4: your stupid I ain't leave you with no five dollars. Man,

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Speaker 4: I left at least twenty five dollars up in that

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Speaker 4: thanks God hosting some people, and I want to show

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Speaker 4: my gratitude for something, and you calling me about the

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Speaker 4: wrong damn tip them out and the wrong person. You

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Speaker 4: haven't got the wrong person and Carlin.

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Speaker 3: Got the wrong person. You missed it, Kenny. I remember

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Speaker 3: waiting on you and two other people when you came

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Speaker 4: Who the hell are you? How do you know all

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Speaker 4: my damn business? Anyway? Who the hell are you?

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Speaker 3: Because I'm because I'm the one that waited only to

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Speaker 3: tell yourself only way, the only way, the only way

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Speaker 3: we could really rectify it. Won't you do this? Man?

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Speaker 3: Won't you come back up here and bring me the

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Speaker 4: No, damn well, I told you, matter of fact, when

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Speaker 4: I come up there again, i'm gonna look for your

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Speaker 4: you give me your name, and you give me your

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Speaker 4: you calling my damn pall by some skip and I

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Speaker 4: know putting down well, I till cut money.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we'll do this for me. Do this for me.

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Speaker 3: When you do come up here today, will you bring

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Speaker 3: me my damn tip money.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna give you a tip. I'm gonna give you

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Speaker 4: make some better service and you'll get a better tip.

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Speaker 4: I'm bring your tip. I'm bring you the tip of

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Speaker 4: my shoe up here. That wasn't a brain because you

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Speaker 3: Get into the job today at five o'clock.

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Speaker 4: I ain't look here, man. It ain't no problem. That's

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Speaker 4: perfect because I get off at five and I'm gonna

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Speaker 4: come down there. I'm gonna turst. I'm gonna talk your manager.

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Speaker 4: Then I'm gonna hand you the little extra money tip

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Speaker 4: money you want send. I'mna whoop your in the parking lot.

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Speaker 4: That's what I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 3: You know what, I ain't worried about it to get

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Speaker 3: my I want the tip.

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Speaker 4: I'ma give you a till quit stucky people by the

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Speaker 4: damn tip. That's what you stopped doing. That's your tip.

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Speaker 3: You see.

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Speaker 4: No tests me off now. So I'm gonna come down

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Speaker 4: there and I'm gonna whoop. That's what I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna tell you what do I need to

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Speaker 3: do to help you all my time? Hey what, hey, man,

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Speaker 3: I ain't worried about nothing, because let me tell you something.

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Speaker 3: If you whoop the same way you timp, I ain't

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Speaker 3: worried about the damn thing. No, check this out.

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Speaker 4: You got the wrong number, but you got the right cause.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna come down there and i'm gonna let you

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Speaker 4: see what it is. Player.

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Speaker 3: See.

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Speaker 4: I try to conduct myself in a nice matter and

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Speaker 4: be professional. But you're the about this.

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Speaker 3: And you gonna get it.

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Speaker 4: I got your till when I bob you gotta weed,

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Speaker 4: i'ma come down there and beat you. That's what I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna do. You're gonna get the real I'm coming down

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Speaker 4: there as soon as I get off from work. You

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Speaker 3: You ain't got to worry about me.

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Speaker 4: What's your name?

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Speaker 3: What's your name? Don you you you gotta be in

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Speaker 4: I remember your name?

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Speaker 3: What's your name? My name? Tell me? Tell me what?

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Speaker 4: Because I'm on with Timmy.

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Speaker 3: Who nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

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Speaker 3: just got brank what hey? Man, this is a nephew

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Speaker 3: timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your boy Richard

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Speaker 3: got me the pray phone. Call you god. You know

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Speaker 3: what y'all You know.

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Speaker 4: I got my damn pressure up. Man, y'all some stink

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna I'm gonna get I'm gonna get both of

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Speaker 3: Man.

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Speaker 4: You got me hollering in the damn building. My employee's

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Speaker 4: looking at me. Man, ain't never see me at like this.

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Speaker 4: I'm up here talking about a meeting so we can

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Speaker 4: get our coming to Christmas party together, man, And you

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Speaker 4: got me here, y'all.

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Speaker 3: Man, Hey, kiddy, man, I got I gotta ask you though, baby.

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Speaker 3: Come on, man, what is what's the baddest that, I mean,

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Speaker 3: the baddest radio show in the land.

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Speaker 4: The Steve Harvey Morning show.

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Speaker 3: Man. Hey, man, hey, listen, take all the employees to

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Speaker 3: the seafood house. Man.

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Speaker 4: Hey, I'm scared to go down, and now they might not.

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Speaker 4: They might be staring to go with me. It might

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Speaker 4: be a good they're gonna be pulling out then, boss,

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Speaker 4: we got it. Man, y'all got me, y'all got me.

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Speaker 2: Come on and give me some frank praise up in here.

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Speaker 1: Come on now playing what was money in the tips

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Speaker 1: and stuff?

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Speaker 4: So crazy?

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Speaker 3: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Y'all y'all been start embracing this kind of stupid.

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Speaker 3: Man, y'all have been around it.

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Speaker 2: You're you're around a genius every day and don't know

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Speaker 2: how to act with me? And that bothers me.

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Speaker 4: What's genius?

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Speaker 3: That's kind of that. That's a big word. That's a

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Speaker 3: big powerful word. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Really in a little bit, okay, you sound like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're jumping.

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Speaker 2: Augusta George is the nephew is coming to town. I

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Speaker 2: looked at the tickets almost so loud. Y'all better come

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Speaker 2: see the nephew. Stupid only come around once every ten

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Speaker 2: and twelve years. Come watch me work Friday night, Augusta George,

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Speaker 2: and I wish I could play some golf at what

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Speaker 2: tie could be planning? Any hook ups on there?

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Speaker 3: Anybody knowing a your uncle.

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Speaker 1: His as I all right, thanking of you. Coming up

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Speaker 1: next Strawberry Letters. Subject is Granddaddy expecting something.

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Speaker 3: You're listening Hardy Morning Show