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Speaker 1: My girl, what's with you?

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Speaker 2: Wait a minute, is this the right number? It's aiser line.

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Speaker 3: Good, just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 3: loser line before. It works like this. Let's say someone

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Speaker 3: approaches you while you're walking downtown and uses this charming

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Speaker 3: pick applying on you.

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Speaker 4: Excuse me, miss, did you happen to drop your pennies

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Speaker 4: back there?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Because I know I dropped mine when I saw you.

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Speaker 4: Maybe we can go look for him together, your little

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Speaker 4: panny hunt.

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Speaker 3: Whatever you do, resist the urge to take off one

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Speaker 3: of your high heels and wedge it into his mobility scooter.

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Speaker 3: Give him the number of the loser line, so hopefully

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Speaker 3: he leaves you an awkward voicemail that we can play

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Speaker 3: on the air. Voicemails like this one, Cassandra.

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Speaker 1: It's again from Youth car a Lot. I know we

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Speaker 1: haven't spoken really since you came in a couple of

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Speaker 1: months ago, but you know what, I'm gonna keep trying,

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Speaker 1: all right. You were interested in a certified pre owned Tesla.

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Speaker 1: Now I've got a ton of them here, inventory.

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Speaker 5: Up to my elbow.

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Speaker 1: So I'm actually trying to hit a quota by the

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Speaker 1: end of the month, and I can really use your help.

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Speaker 6: So, like, you know what I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 1: I'm probably gonna get in trouble for this, but I

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Speaker 1: can throw in free formats for you, and that's not

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Speaker 1: something I do for anybody. Okay, You're very special to

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Speaker 1: me and I hope you feel that. So if that's

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Speaker 1: not I'll throw a cherry on the top. I'll even

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Speaker 1: toss in a day with me, and that one's on

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Speaker 1: the house, okay, So I'll pay for everything.

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Speaker 6: So you know you'll be.

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Speaker 1: Driving away with a battery powered monster all right. Now

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Speaker 1: that's the Tesla and you'll be driving away with your

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Speaker 1: little battery powered love machine.

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Speaker 2: That's yours, truly.

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Speaker 6: All right, so listen, two for one deal.

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Speaker 1: You can't turn that down. She probably already has a

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Speaker 1: little battery powered love machine and it is not yet.

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Speaker 3: Tell me you're without telling me five.

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Speaker 2: Powered monster the stereotypical sales line.

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Speaker 3: Ever, Like, I'm probably gonna get in trouble for this,

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Speaker 3: I mean, come on.

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Speaker 1: It actually looked great compared to his second.

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Speaker 5: Next message.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Rock, it's so.

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Speaker 5: I know I told you that it's cool if we

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Speaker 5: hang out again, and I think that's still okay, But

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Speaker 5: could you just text me, like a picture of yourself.

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Speaker 5: It's just so when we met, it was like prelasic.

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Speaker 5: So I just had my eyes redone recently and even

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Speaker 5: my mom looks different now, and let's.

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Speaker 6: Just say I was surprised.

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Speaker 5: Uh yeah, it wasn't good. So I mean, I just

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Speaker 5: I want to be transparent because it's not all of

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Speaker 5: outlooks that they do matter. So could you, yeah, just

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Speaker 5: text me just a current photo of your face. Your face,

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Speaker 5: it's not like your shirt off for anything, because that

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Speaker 5: would just make it awkward. I'm sure I'll love it.

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Speaker 1: She's smart that you have to be very specific when

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Speaker 1: requesting a photo from a man.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, she's like, whoa, that looks different too.

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Speaker 3: I know we're we're joking right now. But if you

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Speaker 3: really do have bad eyesight and want to get a

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Speaker 3: free check up without insurance, head on over to the

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Speaker 3: brook and Jeffrey TikTok and stick your eyeball right up

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Speaker 3: to that screen. If you can read the captions on

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Speaker 3: the screen, then you are good. And that's coming from me,

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Speaker 3: doctor debout. Are you supposed to be wearing glasses and

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Speaker 3: you don't? That's right, because I checked my TikTok page

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Speaker 3: and I could read it just fine. I'll admit I'm

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Speaker 3: not a but I do play in highway rest stops

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Speaker 3: all around the nation. Now I'm going to take off

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Speaker 3: my latex gloves so that we can get back to

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Speaker 3: these clips. Here we go.

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Speaker 6: Next message, Hey, Mike, this is Tina. I have been

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Speaker 6: so excited about the question if I were a ride

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Speaker 6: at Disneyland, what would I be? I thought that was

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Speaker 6: so creative of you to come up with that question,

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Speaker 6: and it's had me thinking for the past three days

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Speaker 6: of what my answer is, because I don't think there's

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Speaker 6: one ride that defines me. Because above the shoulders, I'm

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Speaker 6: kind of like Peter Pan's light. I am believing wonder

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Speaker 6: waste a more like big thunder Mountain Railroad. And that's

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Speaker 6: a good thing for you, truugh to me. And then

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Speaker 6: from the wat down obviously I'm a teacup because I

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Oh wow, I just realized how that sounded. No, I

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Speaker 6: meant like, I just I'm always busy. I'm not easy.

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Speaker 6: It's not wow.

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Speaker 3: Message she walks around a lot, she's a runner.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, gets around and I'm trying to think of one too.

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Speaker 2: They're all pretty sexual, like think about getting matter horny.

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Speaker 1: I know I went immediately for Dumbo with any man.

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Speaker 1: Oh you know big trunk.

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Speaker 3: No, we shouldn't say below the waist. On Mister Toad's

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Speaker 3: wild Ride.

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Speaker 6: Next message, Hi Medicine, it's.

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Speaker 2: I just wanted to let you know I'm ready to

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Speaker 2: go out with you. I do have a forty three

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Speaker 2: dollars gift card Dairy Queen, not just ice cream. They

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Speaker 2: do have a full grill or has another option. I

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Speaker 2: do have fifty three dollars left at the cheesecake factory.

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Speaker 2: I would have had more, but my mom just had

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Speaker 2: she's like CEO lot.

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Speaker 6: So I do.

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Speaker 1: The sunny thing where I can stick my tongue between

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Speaker 1: the beef patties.

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Speaker 2: And it kind of makes it look like it's talking.

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Speaker 6: You'll see it.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you're gonna love it. That's great, Brook, that's comedy.

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Speaker 2: ID of like it.

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Speaker 3: On the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok. Next watch Alexis do

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Speaker 3: the talking hamburger trap. Not make a little voice while

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Speaker 3: you make the hamburger move but we're about to hit

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Speaker 3: a million followers after that. Alexis you gotta do it?

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Speaker 3: Meure you listen to The Loser on regularly at this

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Speaker 3: time every week and go subscribe to that Brook and

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey TikTok so you can hear your favorite Loser lines

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Speaker 3: and see the Hamburger trick. Master Hamburger told you too.

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Speaker 3: Folktab's coming up right

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Speaker 1: After this Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.