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Speaker 1: pretty nervous before they have to go in for a vasectomy. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: my husband was sweating. Yeah, i'd say sweating, but I

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Speaker 1: don't want to bring up his area again, you know.

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Speaker 1: I mean I would know because I actually stand outside

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Speaker 1: down there were you the weird guy in the bushes

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Speaker 1: And after the conversation, he'll probably never want to see

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Speaker 1: a doctor for anything ever. Again, It's your phone tap

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Speaker 1: from the vault right now on the twenties. Hello. Hi

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Speaker 1: is Cody Pepin speaking. Hey Cody, my name is Seth

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Speaker 1: McElroy and I'm calling from doctor's office. How are you today?

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Speaker 1: I'm doing well. How are you doing? Not too bad?

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Speaker 1: Thank you for asking. Um listen, we have you scheduled

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Speaker 1: for your vasectomy in a few days. Yeah, yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: the highlight of my week. I'm just calling to check

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Speaker 1: on you. How you doing, You're nervous? How's the little

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to go standing at full attention. I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I know we're about it. Just a little

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Speaker 1: How is he who? I'm sorry, who are you talking about? Well,

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Speaker 1: our little friend. He's going in for quite a big appointment,

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Speaker 1: all right. Um yeah, um, you know, he's he's fine.

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Speaker 1: for you. No, no, no, no thanks, I'd rather not.

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Speaker 1: I'm just joking, okay, but seriously, he's doing all right.

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Speaker 1: He's ready to go. Yes, we'll say he is. But okay,

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Speaker 1: there anything else that I can help you with? Yes,

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Speaker 1: actually the doctor wanted to know what music you wanted

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Speaker 1: for your appointment. Um, there's music playing during the procedure.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, Doctor jer only likes to cut when he's

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Speaker 1: in the mood. But the music is up to you.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, are you speaking for doctor or are you

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Speaker 1: I get everything ready for him, so you can pick

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Speaker 1: jazz reggae, preferably something relaxing. I don't think you'd want

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Speaker 1: Something sensual. No, it is making me a little uncomfortable.

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Speaker 1: And why is that? Because this is just a standard procedure,

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Speaker 1: as I'm not exactly it's a standard here. It's a

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Speaker 1: standard procedure to get a sect to me. But it

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Speaker 1: doesn't mean you can't make it a special time for

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Speaker 1: special time. I just this is something that my wife

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Speaker 1: and I don't really well. I just walked out of

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Speaker 1: anything else that I can help you with? Because I

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Speaker 1: You'll meet one of his assistants. Her name is Olga.

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Speaker 1: She will take you in the back room, she'll get

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Speaker 1: then the doctor will see you for the procedure. Last tug. Yes,

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Speaker 1: that's not part of the procedure. I don't I don't

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Speaker 1: I do have one more question, and that's it. One

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Speaker 1: where we should send the commemorative before and after photo.

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Speaker 1: I don't want a before and after photo. I just

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Speaker 1: a ton of different backgrounds you can choose from. There's

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Speaker 1: I'm just getting a v sect me. This isn't a wedding.

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Speaker 1: I don't have options. Just make it so I can't

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Speaker 1: and then tanning so that you're after picture? What is

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Speaker 1: wrong with you? Are you listening to me? I keep

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Speaker 1: telling you that I don't want it. Well, but what

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Speaker 1: I'm saying is you know how you see those before

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Speaker 1: now where you're kind of white? Hey? Are you asking

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Speaker 1: me more questions? I said I'm done. I don't want

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Speaker 1: a before and after picture of my junk. You're really

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Speaker 1: taking the fun out of this for us. I've got

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Speaker 1: to tell this isn't about you having a fun time.

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Speaker 1: This is about me having a procedure done that I

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Speaker 1: All right, Fine, Well, if you don't want to make

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Speaker 1: your resect me day special, then there's nothing I can

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Speaker 1: Then what Yeah, I'm just trying to make the day

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Speaker 1: with me, so I might as well tell you it's

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Speaker 1: a prank. It's a prank. Yeah, this is actually Jewil

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Speaker 1: from brook and Jewil in the Morning doing a phone

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Speaker 1: tap on you. Are you serious? Yeah? Your friend Casey

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Speaker 1: from college set you up here. You were getting snipped

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Speaker 1: and wanted me to mess with you. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I knew I shouldn't have told him. I would love

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Speaker 1: to serenade you. Well, you're get a resectim just in

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Speaker 1: your early Yes. Yeah, yeah, you always serenade me. That'd

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