Speaker 1: Start data Start Up. Brooklyn Boys, Start up, Brooklyn Boys Data.
Speaker 1: They making noise Data up. Episode one one. This is
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Not a special number like one fifty,
Speaker 1: but still you know it's good represents liquor. One is
Speaker 1: a brand of substance. I don't know, well, it's it's
Speaker 1: definitely in the alcoholic category. Do you woul drink it
Speaker 1: on one time in my life? What was your experience
Speaker 1: with one? So? Um, it was a long time ago.
Speaker 1: I bet it was a long time ago. And I
Speaker 1: was out with some friends from work and we were
Speaker 1: at a club in Manhattan and one of the girls
Speaker 1: I worked with at the time brought her friend along
Speaker 1: who was hanging out for the weekend. And I had
Speaker 1: met her a couple of times, and I knew she
Speaker 1: had sort of a crush on me at the time.
Speaker 1: Let me tell the story. At the time, I wasn't interested,
Speaker 1: and she was really giving me a lot of pressure
Speaker 1: and making me feel like, you know, she was sort
Speaker 1: of really interested in me. But did you bang her? Scary?
Speaker 1: Can I finish the story? I'm sorry? Okay, all right?
Speaker 1: So I was really feeling uncomfortable about the whole situation.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what to do, and then, um, everyone,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be a long story the way we're
Speaker 1: going here. No, I did not anyway. So my friend says, hey, man,
Speaker 1: let's go up to the bar. We'll do some shots.
Speaker 1: Will take your mind off of it. We'll keep you busy.
Speaker 1: And this way it sh'll be on the dance floor whatever.
Speaker 1: She won't be bothering you whatever. I said, I, uh,
Speaker 1: what do you want to do? He was, I'll buy
Speaker 1: the shots. So he bought shots of one, and I
Speaker 1: was I was like, all right, whatever. Not by the way,
Speaker 1: one there's let me clarify its wild turkey or whatever.
Speaker 1: There's ever clear one wasn't that? Then it was the
Speaker 1: discontinued Bocardi. Yeah, I think that's what it was. Um,
Speaker 1: I think yeah it was. No, I don't think it
Speaker 1: was Rum. Was it. I guess it was Rum. I
Speaker 1: guess it was Rum, and I like rum now, but
Speaker 1: this is a long time ago, so I think it was. Maybe. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. So we did a shot of it and
Speaker 1: it it knocked me back. I was not expecting it.
Speaker 1: It burned the hell out of my throat. It was
Speaker 1: not an enjoyable experience for me at the time. Like
Speaker 1: I said, it was very long time ago. Um, but
Speaker 1: that was I think the only time that I ever
Speaker 1: did a shot of it or drank it straight that night.
Speaker 1: By the way, one ended up dating the girl, but
Speaker 1: you didn't bang her. Well I have three kids with
Speaker 1: her now, so at you're talking about your wife. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: years later. Yes, see, it did banger at least three times.
Speaker 1: Well I'm not going to use that terminology. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So all the while you could have you could have said, hey,
Speaker 1: so the night I met my wife, that's the punchline. No,
Speaker 1: that so the night I think it was the night
Speaker 1: we met. We we all went out after works, and
Speaker 1: I feel dirty now. I feel filthy for saying every
Speaker 1: five seconds did your banger because you're saying this this
Speaker 1: girl that I met and we were going for shots.
Speaker 1: So you did shot to one fifty one with your
Speaker 1: now wife. Yeah, yep, Oh my god. I feel so
Speaker 1: filthy now. Can we set that out? We know you get.
Speaker 1: This is what you get because you know what, I
Speaker 1: don't think that we talked. We don't talk about sex
Speaker 1: sex with with our significant others. I guess because we
Speaker 1: value them too much, right, we have too much respect,
Speaker 1: Like even like, I don't know. You know, you've you've
Speaker 1: talked about well, remember scary you with your girlfriend? Now
Speaker 1: ten years we're gonna hear from her shortly, by the way, Yes,
Speaker 1: well okay, but here's the thing. Ten and a half
Speaker 1: years ago, she was just the girl you were banging. No,
Speaker 1: I never told stories about her. Okay, I'm winking. You
Speaker 1: can't see me now, I'm winking, fuck you. I never
Speaker 1: said shit. Okay, okay, so that was somebody what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But do you ever think about did you ever think
Speaker 1: I'm just saying when when a person is not serious
Speaker 1: in your world, you tend to like tell stories like like,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about all the people on our show, I'm
Speaker 1: thinking about all my friends in serious relationships. I'm thinking
Speaker 1: about my friends with wives and and my female friends
Speaker 1: with husbands. I don't hear about those bar bartime stories
Speaker 1: of like you know, that locker room talk that sometimes
Speaker 1: we get into because we have class I suppose, or
Speaker 1: we have too much respect for those people, or just
Speaker 1: it's just so here. I am now trying to backtrack
Speaker 1: because I'm asking you for a like like what you did.
Speaker 1: I wanted the dirt, but to me at the at
Speaker 1: the beginning of your story. It was just like it
Speaker 1: was just a girl that you meditateze. Okay, but you
Speaker 1: you know me for we'll just say many presidents. That's
Speaker 1: many presidents have gone by since you met me. Right,
Speaker 1: We've known each other a long, long, long time. Have
Speaker 1: I ever told you a story about banging some chick? Never? Right,
Speaker 1: which is why I wanted to know. I wanted to
Speaker 1: get to it right. Why you thought I would start now? Well,
Speaker 1: I thought maybe you would tell me a story on
Speaker 1: the podcast in front of our slices. I really not
Speaker 1: only that, I don't think let's let's go even further.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever heard you tell a drinking
Speaker 1: story on this podcastle alone drink. I mean I've had drinks.
Speaker 1: I have. There are nights where I've been a little
Speaker 1: you know, I've had a couple where I got a
Speaker 1: little buzzy and the club getting tipsy. Yeah I got yeah,
Speaker 1: But I've never been drunk, never like full blown drunk.
Speaker 1: Never in your life. No, bro, you never got drunk.
Speaker 1: I've had this conversation. No. I enjoy watching other people
Speaker 1: be stupid. You drive them home. You're a voider alcohol
Speaker 1: of alcoholics. I like I like making fun of people,
Speaker 1: having fun at their expense, joking around with not in
Speaker 1: a bad way. And I like being sharp. I like
Speaker 1: my brain to be always on right. So sometimes some
Speaker 1: would say that they're sharper when they're hammered. Well I'm not.
Speaker 1: I get I get, you know, I get tired. Can
Speaker 1: listen just for an experiment? Now we're not doing that
Speaker 1: one one of these podcasts, one of these episodes. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's maybe it's two hundred. Can we just get drunk
Speaker 1: on the podcast together? First of all, I told you
Speaker 1: I've never been drunk in my life. If you think
Speaker 1: the first time I'm gonna do it is for a bit, yeah,
Speaker 1: a momentous occasion, a milestone marker of our podcast number
Speaker 1: two hundred. I have no interest. You don't nope. If
Speaker 1: you think interest, no, I don't think about it. I
Speaker 1: have no interest. How great would it be? I want
Speaker 1: to hear what comes out of your mouth when you're
Speaker 1: when you're polluted. But you'll never will I never will
Speaker 1: be polluted. That's so sad you've never gotten drunk. It's
Speaker 1: sad you've never been a great I have a great time.
Speaker 1: I make people laugh. Why do I need to do that.
Speaker 1: It doesn't. It doesn't make life more enjoyable for me.
Speaker 1: It works for you. That's that's fantastic. Well, no, not
Speaker 1: all the time. I listened, by the way, I don't
Speaker 1: drink at home. I have friends, but you're never home,
Speaker 1: So no, I have friends. First of all, I already
Speaker 1: drink when I'm outside, which all the time. We can
Speaker 1: get a hammer on the podcast, because we're not gonna
Speaker 1: we're gonna be in our houses. Is we're gonna be
Speaker 1: Do you think I'm gonna go into my basement get
Speaker 1: drunk and then go up the stairs and my family. No,
Speaker 1: go to day. I just got got a podcast, but
Speaker 1: we don't even have a sponsible. Your your daughters will
Speaker 1: think you're cooler. You think I raised my kids to
Speaker 1: think that me getting drunk is cool. Your oldest daughter
Speaker 1: will big, Oh my god, where you can bond? Now, Dad,
Speaker 1: we got something in common. No, that's not. It's like
Speaker 1: you're the cool you all of a sudden, you're the
Speaker 1: cool dad. You know I'm the cool dad because I'm
Speaker 1: the ol dad. Right, Yeah, I know that, but you
Speaker 1: could be even cooler. You also know there's really no
Speaker 1: such thing as a cool dad to teenage girls. Do
Speaker 1: you know that from experience? No, I'm scary. I've I've
Speaker 1: said this to my kids many times. Everyone you know, school,
Speaker 1: after school activities, parties, friends. You don't know anyone whose
Speaker 1: father has a cooler job than I do. You don't
Speaker 1: and they're all lives. I've said to them, and they go,
Speaker 1: you know, cool dad, And I say, any of your
Speaker 1: friends fathers have a blue checkmark next to the name
Speaker 1: on social media, so it is a status thing you
Speaker 1: want of me for that you checkmark? Scary. It's a
Speaker 1: status thing to teenagers. It's not a status thing to me.
Speaker 1: I just said to them, if I'm not cool, find
Speaker 1: me someone one of your friends. I can tell you what.
Speaker 1: Find me a friend of yours who has more followers
Speaker 1: than I do. So I guess checkmate blue checkmate because there.
Speaker 1: But they don't. But I'm telling you teenagers don't. They
Speaker 1: don't think like that. They don't go, well, my dad's
Speaker 1: really cool. They might think like taking them to jingle
Speaker 1: ball and backstage and getting to meet celebrities. That part
Speaker 1: is cool, but it still doesn't make me cool. It
Speaker 1: means my job has benefits. But if you aren't drunk
Speaker 1: on the podcast. But no, that's that's not They would
Speaker 1: be like, Dad, you're an idiot. What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Think about it that a teenager, if your father got drunk,
Speaker 1: you'd be like, mom, My dad's drunk. What is he doing?
Speaker 1: He's slobbering all over the house. You wouldn't think your
Speaker 1: dad's cool. And I'm sorry, scary, you know me better
Speaker 1: than that. I would not raise my kids to think
Speaker 1: drinking is cool, like the fact that I'm drinking is
Speaker 1: a cool thing. No, I'm not saying you teach it,
Speaker 1: but they learn it somehow on their own, and then
Speaker 1: they bring it back and then I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: not condoning it. I'm not trying to send a message.
Speaker 1: You don't understand how parenting works. Well, that's why I
Speaker 1: don't have kids, right Why. Look, I'm not saying that
Speaker 1: all kids don't rebel or grow up differently than their parents,
Speaker 1: or think that different things are cool. I'm saying that
Speaker 1: the kids I have would not be like, Wow, dad's hammered.
Speaker 1: If I accomplished something and won an award or I
Speaker 1: devoted time to charity, they would go, wow, dad's voted
Speaker 1: time to a charity. Dad did something great in the community.
Speaker 1: Dad was, you know, got to meet a celebrity, and
Speaker 1: then I got to meet them. They don't even care
Speaker 1: when I meet celebrities. They don't even they don't care
Speaker 1: about that either, No, because they only not. This is
Speaker 1: gonna sound wrong. They would care more if they got
Speaker 1: to meet them, but then they feel bad that they
Speaker 1: didn't get to meet them. Sometimes, so I have to
Speaker 1: I have to pick and choose. Like if I beat
Speaker 1: Billie Eilish, my kids don't go, oh, that's so cool, Dad,
Speaker 1: you're the coolest. They say, oh, damn, I wish I
Speaker 1: was there, because well, but if I meet someone, like
Speaker 1: let's say I meet Jon bon Jovi, they'll think it's
Speaker 1: cool for me because they know it makes me happy.
Speaker 1: So as much as I think Billie Eilish is talented,
Speaker 1: the excitement level for me is not the same. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't call myself a Billy Eilish fan, even though I
Speaker 1: think she's very talented. Um, so that's it. They don't go, oh,
Speaker 1: my god, you Belle Alish. They go, oh cool, that's
Speaker 1: I wish I could have come up that day, you know,
Speaker 1: because they would like to be Billie Eilish but now,
Speaker 1: what if we got high on the podcast? Scary what listen?
Speaker 1: They just legalized weed in the state of New Jersey
Speaker 1: and we both live in New Jersey. We could be
Speaker 1: we could as soon as it goes into effect. That
Speaker 1: could be the bit where we analyze, we analyze how
Speaker 1: you know it's effects on people? We could? You know? Okay,
Speaker 1: here's a tribute legalized marijuana. Here's a question for the listeners.
Speaker 1: If you've been paying attention for a hundred and fifty episodes,
Speaker 1: which number is is greater the number of times that
Speaker 1: I've been drunk or the number of times I've been
Speaker 1: on drugs and high? What they're even at zero? That's correct? Slices?
Speaker 1: You know that scary that we could? I'm just saying
Speaker 1: we could? What if we What if we do? What
Speaker 1: if we took a gummy? On the beginning, I'm listening.
Speaker 1: It's talking to the wrong person, alright, People listen to
Speaker 1: this podcast because hopefully I entertained them and that my
Speaker 1: wit is quick, right, No, no one's taking that away
Speaker 1: from it. But that's who I am, right, So, even
Speaker 1: for twenty minutes, I wouldn't want to be that person.
Speaker 1: I've explained that I don't want to be. You don't
Speaker 1: want to be aside from yourself, beside yourself, looking at yourself,
Speaker 1: saying who the fund is this guy and what is correct?
Speaker 1: I pride myself on my intellect and my sense of humor,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to be without those for a second.
Speaker 1: You're so serious and woken up after surgery. If you
Speaker 1: had surgery, no, right, when you wake up, I've had
Speaker 1: a few. When you wake up at the surgery, you're
Speaker 1: out of it, right, You're like, oh yeah, right. It
Speaker 1: to me, it's a nightmare that I can't focus myself.
Speaker 1: That if you said hot, it would take me a
Speaker 1: minute to say cold. Right, That slowed down feeling is
Speaker 1: horror for me. That's fair. And by the way, I
Speaker 1: want to I'm not passing judgment for people listening. If
Speaker 1: you guys get stoned, you whatever, you listen, you go
Speaker 1: to Oregon now and do heroin legally. I heard you
Speaker 1: could do mushrooms in Oregon. Heroin. You don't wait, heroin? Heroin? Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't stop. That's legal. Yeah they legalize it. No they didn't.
Speaker 1: That's you think that's a joke. You think like, here's
Speaker 1: my big joke. Here's the punchline. Heroin's legal. Yes, heroin
Speaker 1: is legal in Oregon. I thought it was just mushrooms. No. Oh.
Speaker 1: My point is if it works for you, Like on
Speaker 1: the Elvis Ranch, Gandhi smokes a lot of pot. That
Speaker 1: works for her. She enjoys it. Yeah. I don't look
Speaker 1: down my nose at all. I don't say well again,
Speaker 1: I think it's fine. Do you look up your nose?
Speaker 1: Are you trying to make a drug reference there? Nope,
Speaker 1: I don't look. I don't put any up nose, my
Speaker 1: finger occasionally when let me clarify, let's clear the air here.
Speaker 1: I don't eat you know this is I'm not a
Speaker 1: drug guy either. I'm just to me are these are hypotheticals.
Speaker 1: But I've gotten high once or twice, once or twice.
Speaker 1: I've taken a gummy here and there. But as I
Speaker 1: don't see, and that's another admitted to worse on the radio.
Speaker 1: So I don't know. I don't dge here. I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think that, um I would see. I don't
Speaker 1: do it at home. I have friends that are right
Speaker 1: only when you go out and again you're never home.
Speaker 1: I have friends had a recreational drinker couch nobody has
Speaker 1: ever sat on. Well, my girlfriend tries to sit on
Speaker 1: the damn thing, but it bounces her right off you.
Speaker 1: So he let me paint the picture of Scary's house.
Speaker 1: Scary has a kitchen, a living room, a little terrace,
Speaker 1: a bathroom in the bedroom. Right, one bedroom, one bedroom,
Speaker 1: I said, a bathroom in the bedroom right. The living room.
Speaker 1: WI see you when you walk in. You see the kitchen.
Speaker 1: It's impeccable. It's like everything was placed there as if
Speaker 1: he was trying to sell the house. And then the
Speaker 1: living room looks like which actually did He bought a
Speaker 1: picture out of a magazine. He bought the carpet, the chair,
Speaker 1: the rug. He bought everything from the picture, so it
Speaker 1: all matches beautifully. The couches light blue, it a little
Speaker 1: bit of brown. The rug, if I remember correctly, is
Speaker 1: light blue and brown. The chair is light like. It's
Speaker 1: all the patterns of blue, brown and white are all throughout,
Speaker 1: from the pictures on the wall to the furniture to
Speaker 1: did Scary walked into the gap and he brought the mannequin.
Speaker 1: That's what he did. He bought the outfit he brought.
Speaker 1: He brought the scar for around the mannequin's neck. He
Speaker 1: bought the gap uniform, but he bought right. But he
Speaker 1: sits on it because although it looks good and when
Speaker 1: you first what you did you buy that in like
Speaker 1: ten years ago, like now it's like fourteen. He brought
Speaker 1: this furniture, he had to tell you what magazine he
Speaker 1: brought it out of, what brand name. He was so
Speaker 1: proud of himself. But what he didn't do was sit
Speaker 1: on the couch because you mail ordered it right. You
Speaker 1: didn't get it from like, uh, Ashley Furniture or anything
Speaker 1: when he got online, so you didn't sit on it.
Speaker 1: When my wife and I buy couches, I go to
Speaker 1: every furniture store that in the tri state New York,
Speaker 1: New Jersey, Connecticut area, and you like, you lay on it?
Speaker 1: And yeah, I check every recliner. I decided if I
Speaker 1: like the lever versus a button? Do you bang around
Speaker 1: the couch? I yeah, while I'm stalling. Yeah, you're high
Speaker 1: while I'm high. You bought this couch. Does it look
Speaker 1: good in the magazine? And it does look good in
Speaker 1: the magazine, But it's hard as a fucking rock. No,
Speaker 1: it is. It is. It was the biggest mistake of
Speaker 1: my life that you could bounce coins off of it,
Speaker 1: you could bounce people off of it, so anyway, you
Speaker 1: could break a butt cheek. But it looks good. It
Speaker 1: does look good aesthetically, it's great, and it fits the
Speaker 1: room and it matches exactly everything else it needed to
Speaker 1: be there. But whatever my point is needed to be there,
Speaker 1: you're never there. My point is, I've noticed I don't
Speaker 1: know if you have friends like this, Brodie, but they like, like, okay.
Speaker 1: So there are a group of my friends right now
Speaker 1: as we speak, as we as we speak that are
Speaker 1: out roaming in Hoboken, sitting at a bar somewhere, and
Speaker 1: they're just drinking their faces off, and they did it
Speaker 1: yesterday and today and they'll probably do it tomorrow as well.
Speaker 1: And I am in a in a private chat with
Speaker 1: my buddy Will and he's like, hey, man, you're going
Speaker 1: out tonight, and I'm like, na, man, I can't keep
Speaker 1: I can't keep up with these guys. I can't. These
Speaker 1: guys drink at home, they smoke at home, and then
Speaker 1: they go out and they do it all out, and
Speaker 1: they do it during a weekday, Brodie. At some point,
Speaker 1: it's got it. Something's gotta give you listen. You know
Speaker 1: me to to to work hard and play hard. Yeah,
Speaker 1: during the week, I am relaxed. I do not do
Speaker 1: and I don't bring this into my personal space. But
Speaker 1: there wasn't time you went out drinking on like Wednesday
Speaker 1: years ago and more and you roll into work at
Speaker 1: five am. You can't do that. Now, I'll go a
Speaker 1: full week without having one cocktail because it will be
Speaker 1: on a Saturday night next time I drink. You know,
Speaker 1: my girlfriend pops bottles of wine at home and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you're drinking at home and you could ask her about this.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have her on in a second. And she's
Speaker 1: like yes, because of course she goes. She was don't choose.
Speaker 1: You're weird for not drinking at home, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm normal, And I'm normal for wanting to
Speaker 1: stay home during a weekday, weeknight and go tie one
Speaker 1: on at four o'clock in the afternoon on a one
Speaker 1: girlfriend call you a lightweight. Yeah, my friends think my
Speaker 1: girlfriend is more of a man than me because she
Speaker 1: drinks whiskey. Well, you did, used to get drunk on
Speaker 1: Apple Tine's. She likes scotch. Do you remember the night
Speaker 1: We went to some event at the was it the
Speaker 1: Nanuette mall? We went West West night it was the
Speaker 1: Palisades Center mall. Right, huge one. We went to something opening.
Speaker 1: It was some client thing and they had a massive
Speaker 1: ice sculpture where they would pour the drink down from
Speaker 1: like a thirty ft in the air. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I remember this, And it would slide through the ice
Speaker 1: and come out the bottom, and you waited at the
Speaker 1: bottom of your mouth, open glass. It was. It was
Speaker 1: the ice luge, right, the ice louse. They were so
Speaker 1: they were pouring apple tine's down this thing after like
Speaker 1: an apple tine and a half. You a plaster. I
Speaker 1: forgot about plaster. You had. I put my tongue. I
Speaker 1: put my tongue at the bottom of this. But by
Speaker 1: the way, how would that go over? Now? That seems
Speaker 1: so far and putting your mouth on the apple teina? Lose?
Speaker 1: Where does that fall from the CDC guidelines? You know technically,
Speaker 1: uh be able to do that because it's not in
Speaker 1: the guidelines. Yeah, um it's not. It's not listed. Uh whatever,
Speaker 1: I don't know. You know what, there's a movie called Gus.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen it? No, I've heard about it.
Speaker 1: It's a movie from six and it's about a football
Speaker 1: team that gets a horse to kick field goals because
Speaker 1: you know, they kick really hard backwards. And so the
Speaker 1: other team says, you can't get a horse to kick
Speaker 1: field goals, and the team says, it's not in the rules,
Speaker 1: because why would it be right? Right? So why would
Speaker 1: ice loge, apple tea icel be in the rules of
Speaker 1: not coming for I don't want to get claimed blame
Speaker 1: for plagiarizing a comic. So Bill Maher, who's a very
Speaker 1: political comic, has been using the Gus reference. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna get into y, but he's been using the Gus
Speaker 1: reference about certain people trying to guess things, meaning, you know,
Speaker 1: go around the rules because technically it's not in the rules,
Speaker 1: so you're not breaking the rules. So I feel like
Speaker 1: putting your mouth on an ice luge would be okay
Speaker 1: because it's there's nobody at the c d C, right,
Speaker 1: the Governor of New York, the governor, they're quar right,
Speaker 1: they're quarantining us at they're closing restaurants and bars at
Speaker 1: ten o'clock. Not one of them I looked, not one
Speaker 1: of them said no, putting your mouth on an Apple
Speaker 1: teina ice luge do it? They can't find you for it?
Speaker 1: Where does it say you can't do it? You tell
Speaker 1: them to go watch Gus? Oh my god. Uh so
Speaker 1: we have Robin coming up right. I've got a couple
Speaker 1: of free ships for me stories you do hopefully we'll
Speaker 1: get Yeah, but they're but they're not like one offs.
Speaker 1: There's their rants that ended up well for me. Oh
Speaker 1: I thought that they someone sent you ship. Uh well
Speaker 1: kind of yeah, yeah, I have to tell you them.
Speaker 1: But their rants, well what freached it for me? But
Speaker 1: you want to talk to your girlfriend, right, we want
Speaker 1: to get okay, I'll tell you what. Well, by the way,
Speaker 1: it's we're doing this podcast Wednesday night. This is Wednesday Night,
Speaker 1: Wednesday Night Special. I haven't even eaten dinner because I
Speaker 1: came home from running my errands and I was like,
Speaker 1: let's just do it right. So, um, this is an
Speaker 1: odd time for me, which is also why we didn't
Speaker 1: have Spruce on this week because I had talked to
Speaker 1: Spruce on Sunday Saturday. I talked to him on Saturday.
Speaker 1: Wish to wish this New Orleans Saints good luck against
Speaker 1: the Buccaneers. They destroyed them and uh, I said, a
Speaker 1: lot of people want to have you on. He's like,
Speaker 1: just let me know any afternoon. So he was going
Speaker 1: to be available this afternoon, but he's not available tonight.
Speaker 1: I will still working on it. That, um you right
Speaker 1: before his podcast started. You kind of impressed me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you said, um, I have to go to the bathroom,
Speaker 1: but let's just do the podcast. So you're actually holding
Speaker 1: in right and down. I got into position in the
Speaker 1: basement the studio. The basement studio brought to you by
Speaker 1: the washer and dryer, not a sponsor. And uh so
Speaker 1: we're getting ready to go. He goes, I want to
Speaker 1: get my girlfriend on the phone. I gotta call her.
Speaker 1: I gotta set it up. I said, well, why don't
Speaker 1: you call her? I go p So then he goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's ready to go. I don't have to have to
Speaker 1: it's already. I said, let's just do the podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you just went right into it. So you know what,
Speaker 1: it wasn't one of those I gotta peas. It was
Speaker 1: one of those I could probably pay. You know, when
Speaker 1: I go I need to go into the doctor and
Speaker 1: they go, I need a sample. Yes, they go pee
Speaker 1: in a cup, and you know, you paid like an
Speaker 1: hour ago. Do you have anything to drink? You still
Speaker 1: get some p You still get a little coming out
Speaker 1: little bit. Gravity pulls that that I would say pulls
Speaker 1: that ship right out, but that's silly. But it pulls
Speaker 1: that p right. You don't have to do the reverse
Speaker 1: of that right now because we're talking and you can't
Speaker 1: unless that maybe that's a you know, maybe you get
Speaker 1: a commode or something or some kind of Maybe you
Speaker 1: have a Snapple bottle nearby. You could just go right
Speaker 1: here while we're on the podcast. You could be going
Speaker 1: as we speak. Yeah, and we'll never know. I'll get one.
Speaker 1: I got a big orange home depot bucket. But use
Speaker 1: that disgusting? All right? Why is the ball deepot bucket disgusting?
Speaker 1: But peeing into a snapple bottle is not? Dude, let
Speaker 1: me tell you something. You can't be into a snapple
Speaker 1: bottle because it could be confused with apple juice. D Well,
Speaker 1: it feels looks like lemonade. Scary, you should see your
Speaker 1: ologists fast. True story, alright, true story, alright, let's get
Speaker 1: let's catch you. Let's get that girl you're banging on
Speaker 1: the phone right after this past scary you're still holding it.
Speaker 1: You're still holding it. Yeah, that was like a thirty
Speaker 1: second commercial, wasn't We don't even know. It was like
Speaker 1: two minutes. So you know, you know how when you
Speaker 1: used to watch MTV, H t R L or any
Speaker 1: countdown show with videos or any prerecorded thing and they go,
Speaker 1: now watch this performance, they don't actually sit there for
Speaker 1: the performance to happen. They edited in later they do. Right,
Speaker 1: So when we go to commercial right there, this isn't
Speaker 1: like live radio. Those commercials get put in afterwards. We
Speaker 1: have no idea the big corporate who has putting commercials there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we have no idea what it is what you
Speaker 1: just heard. By the way, we have a dilemma, scary.
Speaker 1: I don't know how we should handle this. The company
Speaker 1: that our current company, I Heart Radio, I Heart Media
Speaker 1: rather pays to host our podcasts. Right, So there's a
Speaker 1: company that we use to upload our podcast too and
Speaker 1: gives us statistics and everything, and that company then posts
Speaker 1: it out to the platforms. So when there's a problem,
Speaker 1: it's that company's fault, not it's the podcast uploader, host, host,
Speaker 1: whatever you want to call it. Right now, we can
Speaker 1: call it. It's in the it's in the news. It's
Speaker 1: not like a Secrets. They're called Megaphone. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of companies that host podcasts and whatever. So um. And
Speaker 1: by the way, that doesn't mean you're signed to like
Speaker 1: a specific company or not. They just it's just the
Speaker 1: host website which distributes to all the channels to Spotify
Speaker 1: and Heart and everyone but Deezer. And now with the
Speaker 1: news that happened now, I think we're even less likely
Speaker 1: could end up on Deezer. So uh, Spotify, who is
Speaker 1: basically a competitor of I Heart Media and I Heart
Speaker 1: Radio app bought Megaphone. Megaphone, the company that we're uploading to. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we don't work for Megaphone. We just our company hires
Speaker 1: them to host our podcast. Right well, right as of
Speaker 1: right now, we're still uploaded to Megaphone. Right well. The
Speaker 1: deals are gonna take months but to finalize. So we
Speaker 1: don't know if this means will it'll it'll, it'll be
Speaker 1: great changes, or we have to get a new platform.
Speaker 1: I think this is going to be invisible to the slices.
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody's gonna really know either way whether
Speaker 1: when we listen. We've changed podcast uploaders three times since
Speaker 1: two seventeen so and nobody knows that. Nobody work for megaphone,
Speaker 1: so I could feel free to say this not a
Speaker 1: fan in you don't like the actual um no functionality.
Speaker 1: The back end functionality is poop. Well it's caused. It's
Speaker 1: cost issues for you, the listener, for you, the slice
Speaker 1: in the nine. Not to bore you guys, but real quick,
Speaker 1: it's nine steps to upload a podcast. Nine steps. It'd
Speaker 1: be very easy if they put like three steps together,
Speaker 1: but they don't. It's you have to go, then it's clue,
Speaker 1: it's clunky, wait for it to save, then go back in.
Speaker 1: Okay if you want to see any number. It's just
Speaker 1: a mess. So maybe Spotify I'll fix it. But I
Speaker 1: feel like if Spotify fixes it, our companies gonna go.
Speaker 1: We're not gonna pay Spotify have that well, we don't
Speaker 1: know the deal that cann have set up anyway, So
Speaker 1: I don't think it will affect service. Your service will
Speaker 1: not be interrupted. So I, UM, I have my girlfriend
Speaker 1: on the phone. Robin, Hi, how are you doing? How
Speaker 1: are you guys? Welcome to the Welcome to the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys from Home. Thank you to be back now, Robin,
Speaker 1: will you be listening to this episode later, like once
Speaker 1: it's on it right? Oh god, Now will you listen
Speaker 1: to that? Will you listen to the beginning or just
Speaker 1: the segment? You're just just go right to this part.
Speaker 1: Don't don't listen to the beginning. It's boring because I'm wondering,
Speaker 1: Scary and Robin. I'm wondering, Robin, you're gonna listen to
Speaker 1: the whole thing, then I can go ahead and ask
Speaker 1: you a question based on something Scary would not want
Speaker 1: based on you know what I mean? So, or if
Speaker 1: you're gonna tell me now, I'm just gonna listen to
Speaker 1: my section, then I won't mention it because you're not
Speaker 1: gonna hear the beginning. But if you can hear the beginner, yeah,
Speaker 1: I listen to the whole thing. Okay. So uh, I
Speaker 1: told scariest story about a girl in a bar from
Speaker 1: many years ago. You want to tell her what you're
Speaker 1: asking me? Or should I tell her? Well? I I
Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, this girl asked me to do shots.
Speaker 1: We were talking about one one you remember one on
Speaker 1: the liquor? Yeah? Okay, ever clear? But we were in
Speaker 1: you guys were setting, yeah, setting, And every five seconds
Speaker 1: I kept asking him did you banger? Did you banger?
Speaker 1: Did you banger? And at the end of the story
Speaker 1: it turns let her he At the end of the story,
Speaker 1: My point was, I said, why would you ask me
Speaker 1: about I don't speak that way about girls as well?
Speaker 1: You just met her. It was some girl on the ball.
Speaker 1: What's well, you weren't serious with this girl? So I said, well,
Speaker 1: how long have you been dating Robin? He said eleven years?
Speaker 1: I said, well, ten and a half years ago. She
Speaker 1: was just some girl you were dating. Did you talk
Speaker 1: that way about her? And I said no, I did not, right,
Speaker 1: Because right, I said, well, as you get more serious
Speaker 1: with it. By the way, the woman in the Brodie
Speaker 1: story ended up being his wife. Okay, that's the whole point.
Speaker 1: I later found that it's his wife. And then I
Speaker 1: felt stupid. I'm like, oh, we don't talk about like
Speaker 1: significant others like that, And now I feel dirty. That's
Speaker 1: what I said, because I couldn't believe I'm asking did
Speaker 1: you bang? Or did you bang? And then this so
Speaker 1: so so we got into a conversation about how I
Speaker 1: don't we don't really talk have like guy talk or
Speaker 1: people don't talk behind each other's backs about difficant others
Speaker 1: different relationships with like because we have respect for them. Well,
Speaker 1: hold on, I didn't get to a certain part of
Speaker 1: this conversation with scary, and I want you to. I
Speaker 1: want you to confirm at least the validity of what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, and you can you can decide whether
Speaker 1: or not you do that. So when I was first
Speaker 1: dating my wife, we were dating about six months. I
Speaker 1: met her through a friend of mine that I worked with.
Speaker 1: A girl that I worked with. She started dating a
Speaker 1: guy around him of three or four weeks after we
Speaker 1: started dating, so we were two couples six months, five months,
Speaker 1: whatever it was that we were dating. My wife at
Speaker 1: the time started telling me stories my girlfriend at time. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: this other couple they tried this last night, they did
Speaker 1: that last night. Oh they did this for the first time.
Speaker 1: And I said, dude, how do you know this? Oh?
Speaker 1: My friend told me. I said, your friend told you, Dude,
Speaker 1: we don't. I don't tell you my friends what we're doing. Oh, no,
Speaker 1: girls just tell each other things. I was like, oh, good,
Speaker 1: else did she tell you? And it wasn't for about
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes that I realized, Now, wait a minute, you're
Speaker 1: a girl tell my girlfriend, I said, um, so do
Speaker 1: you tell her stuff? Yeah? Well, of course I do.
Speaker 1: That's when the conversation was no longer fun because if
Speaker 1: if if her friends telling her stuff and she's telling
Speaker 1: me that, now I know she's telling her friend stuff
Speaker 1: that she's telling her boyfriend. Meanwhile, I'm not I'm being
Speaker 1: a gentleman and not telling my friends. But everyone she
Speaker 1: knows now knows everything. Right, So would you admit that
Speaker 1: girls talk more in detail than men are traditionally stereotyped
Speaker 1: for doing. Um, probably, I would think so, at least
Speaker 1: early on. I think after a certain point, we don't
Speaker 1: really care that much anymore. Right, at this point, no
Speaker 1: one's going to ask you what you and Scary of doing.
Speaker 1: But three months into it were their conversations with friends? Yea,
Speaker 1: there were Oh my god, are you kidding me? It
Speaker 1: was awesome. I didn't have anything bad to say, all right,
Speaker 1: I didn't think so. Yeah, But now when you started
Speaker 1: dating Scary, he was still like he is now a
Speaker 1: pseudo celebrity. So in telling stories, did you did you
Speaker 1: tell those stories to people who didn't know who you
Speaker 1: were dating, or did you tell those stories to Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm dating scary Jones and we did this. No, they
Speaker 1: were only two two close friends who knew who he
Speaker 1: was so telling people, No, no, you weren't going on
Speaker 1: on on social media back then. What you were telling
Speaker 1: people the celebrity you were involved with, You were giving
Speaker 1: celebrity details, so to speak. Exactly. How about that scary Wow,
Speaker 1: that's another thing I didn't want to know on this podcast,
Speaker 1: that revelation. All the guys listening to our podcasts are going,
Speaker 1: holy sh it, I gotta have a conversation with my girl,
Speaker 1: and all the women are going yep. Now that we've
Speaker 1: been trying to get you on for a couple of
Speaker 1: weeks now because you had you had a really terrible
Speaker 1: situation with a grocery store, Yes my grocery in this tab,
Speaker 1: and you didn't you didn't get free dessert, you didn't
Speaker 1: follow the mantra, you didn't read the books. I mean,
Speaker 1: get an entree. Brody's gonna get very angry right now.
Speaker 1: You gotta fry an egg on this fucking forehead. Yeah. So, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: set the steam. What happened? Yeah? So, so I ordered
Speaker 1: groceries to be delivered to my apartment, which you know,
Speaker 1: a lot of people are doing now with COVID, but
Speaker 1: I was doing it even before then. Um. And typically
Speaker 1: they just ring your bow, um, and then you bust
Speaker 1: them up. They dropped them outside of your apartment door.
Speaker 1: They just knock and then they leave right. You don't
Speaker 1: even have to have contact with them. It's really a
Speaker 1: pretty easy process. So I placed a pretty big order.
Speaker 1: The doorbell rings rings, I bust them up, um, and
Speaker 1: I'm waiting and waiting, and nobody actually comes to the door.
Speaker 1: So then I peek out. I look at the elevator.
Speaker 1: I can tell us now moving. So I figured, okay,
Speaker 1: it's kind of weird, so let me go downstairs and
Speaker 1: investigate and see if anyone's kind of bossed in the lobby.
Speaker 1: So I go downstairs and in the middle of my
Speaker 1: lobby floor, I see five Bads groceries. So keep in mind,
Speaker 1: I don't live in a luxury high rise like Mr
Speaker 1: Scary Jones luxury. It is just my couch is luxury.
Speaker 1: That's about it. On a scale one to tend, how
Speaker 1: hard is scary is couching the hardest? Oh, it's horrible.
Speaker 1: I don't know how how he uses it? Scale one
Speaker 1: to tend Robin play the game eleven. Okay, have you
Speaker 1: ever told your friends how hard scary Jones couches? No?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that was sexual. Sorry, okay, groceries, and what
Speaker 1: was the agreement that they were supposed to do. They're
Speaker 1: supposed to just you know, knock on your door and
Speaker 1: leave them outside of your apartment door. So I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: So now there's five bags, and I ordered, like, you
Speaker 1: know a lot of stuff, cans and bottles are kind
Speaker 1: of heavy. I can't get them all upstairs in one trip,
Speaker 1: so I said, okay, I have to make two. I
Speaker 1: grabbed three of the bags and I start to hear
Speaker 1: one rip, and they put them in this really swimsy
Speaker 1: just paper bags material. I'm like, oh crap. So I
Speaker 1: hurry into the elevator. I huddle in, and then I
Speaker 1: hear a larger rip, a louder rip, and then I
Speaker 1: hear flat all over the elevator floor. And the only
Speaker 1: thing to drop out was my dozen eggs, and they
Speaker 1: splattered all over the floor on my shoes, just like
Speaker 1: a sitcom. The eggs, fucking eggs fall, of course, of
Speaker 1: all things. So final, and then she does, she makes
Speaker 1: the other trip. She brings all the bags up herself
Speaker 1: from five flight six wide whatever it is, and she
Speaker 1: fucking that's the end of that. That's life. Let it
Speaker 1: tell a story. No, but yes it is for free dessert.
Speaker 1: That's the point of me. Let her tell the Robin.
Speaker 1: I mean, I I'm sorry, I'm angry. I'm sorry. Let
Speaker 1: the little lady speak scary. That was my eggs. I
Speaker 1: just had nothing for breakfast next morning. That was problem.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go downstairs and get the groceries by yourself.
Speaker 1: They break in the elevator on your shoes, which I'm
Speaker 1: sure had to be cleaned. You've lost value. You lost
Speaker 1: product is value to that? And so what happens only Robin? Now,
Speaker 1: only Robin, Robin, what happened when you called the company
Speaker 1: that delivers the food? And then tell me what happened
Speaker 1: when you called the supermarket? Go ahead? Well, so I
Speaker 1: emailed them and and to be honest, I haven't checked
Speaker 1: back to see what happened if I got my credit. Um,
Speaker 1: but I think you can post it or maybe you
Speaker 1: could do it for me. What this was two weeks ago, Robin,
Speaker 1: I don't know. You didn't hear me because you're on
Speaker 1: the phone. What happened when you called and yelled and
Speaker 1: demanded a refund and a credit and an apology and
Speaker 1: free groceries. Get to that part of story, Robin, tell
Speaker 1: me what happened when you hold the uber food or
Speaker 1: whatever and the supermarket. Who is nicer to you? Go ahead,
Speaker 1: who is nicer to me? Yeah? The two people you
Speaker 1: called to complain, Oh no, they said sorry, we'll credit
Speaker 1: you for the eggs. That was it. Yeah, she's like nothing.
Speaker 1: This is why I wanted to have you on. You
Speaker 1: needed to get a verbal spanking from David Brodie because
Speaker 1: what do you You've You've broken every fucking rule. First
Speaker 1: of all, you didn't even call either one of those
Speaker 1: people to complain. You emailed someone. Hold on. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't like confrontation. That's why I wanted Brodie to do.
Speaker 1: It's throwing. I hit my microphone. I don't. I can't
Speaker 1: makes angry. See I got a pain better. You don't
Speaker 1: like him when he's angry. This is what happens. Can't
Speaker 1: you can all? You can lead a horse to water,
Speaker 1: but the horse shouldn't send an email? So so what Brody?
Speaker 1: Would let me start here? You need to end this.
Speaker 1: They just tell her it's over. I can't have you
Speaker 1: dating someone who sends an he doesn't even check for
Speaker 1: a reply. Robin Brody would have burned by the way.
Speaker 1: He would have fucking called the supermarket and the delivery
Speaker 1: people and gotten free dessert from both, and he would
Speaker 1: have double dipped. Yes, it's like I did for Sam
Speaker 1: when when when her door dash meal got messed up,
Speaker 1: door dash gave her, gave me a credit for her,
Speaker 1: and then the restaurant gave me a credit for her
Speaker 1: more than First of all, here's how they fucked up
Speaker 1: because they broke their agreement. They were supposed to bring
Speaker 1: those It was supposed to be a handoff or in
Speaker 1: front of your door. At least you live all the
Speaker 1: way up. They in your main lobby where by the way,
Speaker 1: leaving the groceries open to get stolen because it's a
Speaker 1: common area. That's for problem number one is they didn't
Speaker 1: do their job, and then someone's gonna have to pay
Speaker 1: for cleaning your shoes, right, I mean there's dry cleaning involved.
Speaker 1: You might have them on the elevator. What about the
Speaker 1: time it's spent you having to clean the elevator so
Speaker 1: no one slipped on it, right the elevator, I know well,
Speaker 1: you have to be wearing you happy to be wearing
Speaker 1: your Christian Lubertons scraped and ruined, the eight hundred dollars
Speaker 1: shoes that are fucking ruined. See that's see, that's how
Speaker 1: you have to start thinking. Though. No, I know, I
Speaker 1: definitely so. Now you you've got a refund for your eggs,
Speaker 1: that's all, or you don't even know if you got that.
Speaker 1: I can't. No, I don't know for sure. I thought
Speaker 1: that was maybe just devastated Scary. I want to get
Speaker 1: drunk right now? Do you you want to get high? Puff?
Speaker 1: Puff pass? Not a chance, Robin, I can't. I don't
Speaker 1: know what's worse the fact that you dropped the ball
Speaker 1: so badly on this one, even though I know you
Speaker 1: listened to this podcast, or the fact that Scary wanted
Speaker 1: me to hear it. That is tortured. I know it is.
Speaker 1: I said, oh, yeah, you're I said, you're gonna tell
Speaker 1: us on the podcast, and he's gonna sit there and
Speaker 1: listen to this. Scary. Tell Robin what happened when you
Speaker 1: had a problem with Target and I told you what
Speaker 1: to do. What was the end result? The end result
Speaker 1: was I got a hundred dollar gift card right for
Speaker 1: five minutes service desk. Yeah, this was and this was
Speaker 1: way back. This was the beginning of the free dessert days.
Speaker 1: This was several years ago. It was actually this is
Speaker 1: when I first moved in to my apartment, my new building.
Speaker 1: It was like it had to be out fifteen years ago,
Speaker 1: and that was my first foray into free dessert. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm majorly screwed at the cash register. And he comes
Speaker 1: home and he tells me he's ah, they did this
Speaker 1: to me and I wasted my time and their scanner
Speaker 1: wasn't working, so they scanned in all my groceries and everything,
Speaker 1: and I was buying stuff from my new apartment. So
Speaker 1: it was a big purchases of dollars, right, and then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden they're like, oops, sorry it deleted.
Speaker 1: We got to do this again, take everything back out
Speaker 1: of the car, and we started over again. They did
Speaker 1: it three times and the scanner still wouldn't work, and
Speaker 1: I said, I said fuck you, and I left a
Speaker 1: cart full of groceries sitting there and I walked away.
Speaker 1: But Brody's like, but wait, you've got to get in
Speaker 1: touch with the manager and you've you still spent I said,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. I didn't spend a penny. I walked out,
Speaker 1: he goes. But even as not even you are entitled,
Speaker 1: tower of your time. Yes, you wasted your time and
Speaker 1: now you have to go shopping again. Free dessert. Boom
Speaker 1: got a hundred dollar gift card when I called the
Speaker 1: manager or never doubted me since never did, never look back.
Speaker 1: Now I always currently he got he got together with
Speaker 1: a girl eleven years ago who learned it doesn't well,
Speaker 1: let's see, you know what if they didn't write that,
Speaker 1: then that gives me more of a reason to go
Speaker 1: back after them, and then they help Robin. I will
Speaker 1: for you, your family, I'll do it. He'll be anyway,
Speaker 1: he'll be proud to do it, for happy to do it,
Speaker 1: so excited. Yeah, but don't but don't ever let this
Speaker 1: happen again. You can't be taking advantage of are you're
Speaker 1: dating scary? But other than that, other than that, for him, yeah,
Speaker 1: you should get something. You should speak to the manager.
Speaker 1: If I would call Scary his parents and demand some money,
Speaker 1: you really would. Some kind of an Amazon gift card
Speaker 1: is something? Well, Brodie's gonna follow up with you off
Speaker 1: fair okay, okay, fair enough don't stay all fair scary.
Speaker 1: I got a problem with that. I know you do.
Speaker 1: I know you wanted to address that real quick. All right, Robin,
Speaker 1: You're awesome. I love you almost always do not. We
Speaker 1: gotta we gotta follow up. And she's gonna get she's
Speaker 1: gonna cut mine up with a couple of hundred hours
Speaker 1: out of this. I can't, I can't. Oh, Robbie is
Speaker 1: still there. Yeah, so real quick, so on TikTok, somebody
Speaker 1: put up a video. I'm sure it's gone around right.
Speaker 1: I'm sure this is one of those videos that you've
Speaker 1: seen a people have seen, but it was it was
Speaker 1: something like this person should be fired. And it was
Speaker 1: a doorbell camera, and it was footage from a doorbell
Speaker 1: camera from Sloman's No hit the jingle, you prick the jingle,
Speaker 1: hit that jingle. You get a doorbell camera, you get
Speaker 1: a doorable camera, hit the jingle. Fit it was a
Speaker 1: ring doorbell. I know what kind of doorbell it was. Anyway,
Speaker 1: the camera watched this woman who worked for some food
Speaker 1: delivery service bring a big bag of food and put
Speaker 1: up by the door. She then took a picture of
Speaker 1: the food and then walked off with the food. So
Speaker 1: she could show that she delivered it with the picture
Speaker 1: and then then claimed somebody else wants have stolen it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, she did. She did a ring and
Speaker 1: run and ran off with the food and she, oh,
Speaker 1: I got a picture. I dropped it off. That's fucking balls. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this guy took a picture of the stuff in your
Speaker 1: lobby and you. But you still could have said, like, oh,
Speaker 1: there were two bags missing when I got there. Half
Speaker 1: the stuff was you know, it was not there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're leaving yourself wide open for the possibilities. Brodie's already
Speaker 1: thinking of the creative excuses, right. Yeah. The fact that
Speaker 1: you're allergic to eggs and you get your leg broke
Speaker 1: out in a rash and you were scratching for four days.
Speaker 1: It's terrible, horrible, work horrible. You can send an email
Speaker 1: and not care if you ever get a response. It's
Speaker 1: your gets your call. You could do that too. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I will not be writing a book called they screwed
Speaker 1: Me and I took it. I'm not going to be
Speaker 1: all right, Robin, Robin, thank you for sharing your story
Speaker 1: of woe. Yes, goodbye, Well you haven't. Well, you're lucky
Speaker 1: she's attractive. Otherwise, well, I know you're going to follow
Speaker 1: up in are gonna help her out off? Oh of course, yeah,
Speaker 1: of course it's to words. Yeah. So so you you
Speaker 1: planned this big to do last week on last week's episode, right,
Speaker 1: I'm sure by nowverybody's heard because you guys listen in order.
Speaker 1: And I think it backfired on you. Well, I think
Speaker 1: it backfired because the slicest. No, it was your fault
Speaker 1: that we were late and the slices, and second of all,
Speaker 1: it sounded like ship. So just to recap last week,
Speaker 1: we were supposed to record at three o'clock, at three
Speaker 1: o'clock because hold on, I said, I have to leave
Speaker 1: at a certain time, right, I have to leave because
Speaker 1: I have to pick my daughter. It's like four o'clock.
Speaker 1: I had Nope, I had to leave at four thirty five,
Speaker 1: roughly whatever food. I told you the latest. So I said,
Speaker 1: let's start at three. That gives us an hour and
Speaker 1: a half. At three o'clock. He said, oh, brody, I
Speaker 1: got Ronnie coming up. He's downstairs in the lobby. I
Speaker 1: got to talk to my don't be rude. Can we
Speaker 1: do three thirty? I said, I find scary, no problem.
Speaker 1: If I didn't know you had to leave and you
Speaker 1: had a hard I told you that numerous times. Don't
Speaker 1: play that game, don't play the whatever whatever. And then
Speaker 1: I and then at three thirty, you're like, oh, Ronnie,
Speaker 1: see hey. Ron said, adybody right, And there was three
Speaker 1: forty five three almost three fifty by the time we started.
Speaker 1: Because I had talked to Ronnie, you had a schmooze.
Speaker 1: You gotta just make sure everything was taken care of
Speaker 1: that he was okay. UM talked to him about different things.
Speaker 1: We finally had the podcast going. I told you during
Speaker 1: one of the very brief commercial breaks, I gotta go
Speaker 1: in ten minutes. I texted you, gotta leave fifteen minutes. Again,
Speaker 1: you played two commercial breaks back to back for the slices.
Speaker 1: They don't deserve this because you had to butt them
Speaker 1: up against each other, like we didn't take we didn't
Speaker 1: take it. That's what happened. Listen back, you'll hear it.
Speaker 1: So I said, I gotta leave, and I texted you,
Speaker 1: I gotta leave. Come on, let's just we're gonna do
Speaker 1: let's do it. Let's do the bit about whatever you
Speaker 1: Let's do it. Rant just scary. I'm leaving. I have
Speaker 1: to leave. So I left you guys heard it. Now.
Speaker 1: I was leading the podcast, and I'm looking and by
Speaker 1: the way, I'm looking at the counter, I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, we've been on for like dirty seven minutes.
Speaker 1: So it's just seven minutes. It was already seven minutes.
Speaker 1: And look at the mark No, it wasn't something slices.
Speaker 1: Look at the marker where where we start playing the
Speaker 1: outro music. It was somewhere around thirty seven minutes, forty
Speaker 1: minutes whatever it was. Yes, it was. So I'm just okay,
Speaker 1: so again at but you didn't start on top. But
Speaker 1: so I'm sitting there and and by the way, the
Speaker 1: music is fading and and just and you had already
Speaker 1: cut your mic, and all of a sudden, baldfry Grannie
Speaker 1: walks through my front door, and I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just put him on here because rocket Ship
Speaker 1: I already established he was in the apartment. He was not. No,
Speaker 1: he had gone downstairs, he had left, and he came back.
Speaker 1: He was he didn't want to be a part of
Speaker 1: the podcast. Okay, So rather than saying I've got some
Speaker 1: extra time, you made it a bit too funk with me.
Speaker 1: So then yeah, I mean, well then I called Greg
Speaker 1: Tea up the Jersey Kid because you know, let's talk
Speaker 1: about the Ronnie pot first. Ronnie sounded completely disinterested in
Speaker 1: being on the podcast he was. He wanted no part
Speaker 1: of it. He didn't want any part of your last podcast,
Speaker 1: which is why quit. And you're egging him on tell
Speaker 1: them how I'm pissed about that. You guys being the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys, which I'm not do get you do get
Speaker 1: a little you don't get a little set like we
Speaker 1: are the Brooklyn We are the Brooklyn Boys, not your
Speaker 1: other people. You do know I I made a joke twice.
Speaker 1: I made a joke twice and many as many a
Speaker 1: serious thing with said in chest. I get that, but
Speaker 1: but I'm not mad about it, all right, And you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: Brody's pissed. And then he's like, well consider the source.
Speaker 1: So now he's taking pot shots at me, which no,
Speaker 1: no hold on. But it wasn't like ha ha, it
Speaker 1: was like consider the source. It was sort of like serious.
Speaker 1: So you're like, fucking Brody, quite, you guys are doing
Speaker 1: this thing. Ronnie's like, hey man, I don't wanta be
Speaker 1: doing this. You're like putting this you know you are
Speaker 1: when Ronnie, and I love Ronnie. So you were like
Speaker 1: the reporter on the street running up to the celebrity
Speaker 1: on TMZ who doesn't want to talk, or like when
Speaker 1: the reporters go to the UH go to Congress and
Speaker 1: as they walk them by, they go it was the
Speaker 1: Johnson What do you think about that? And they're like,
Speaker 1: all right, walk away, all right, well you you put
Speaker 1: the mike in Ronnie's face and I was like yeah.
Speaker 1: Then you're like, oh, I have a great idea. Let's
Speaker 1: get that. That's get the old show back together, right
Speaker 1: of the three of you. And now again, why did
Speaker 1: that show end? Because you were like the Beatles. You
Speaker 1: couldn't you couldn't keep it together and you broke up.
Speaker 1: And that's it. Ronnie quit the show because he was
Speaker 1: tired of it. He didn't want to do it anymore.
Speaker 1: Rather than so what do you do? Let's put the
Speaker 1: show back together that you didn't want to be part
Speaker 1: of anymore. So the minute you called Greg, what did
Speaker 1: he do? He got the funk away from the microphone
Speaker 1: before Gregg haven't picked up the phone because because I
Speaker 1: gotta tell you, because because because as soon as the
Speaker 1: Jersey Kid comes on, everybody else runs, I don't. I
Speaker 1: I was a roommate with the guy. For fucking I
Speaker 1: was already on the Parkway, and had I known, I
Speaker 1: would have been whooping it up in my car. So
Speaker 1: you put him on the phone. No, no, you said
Speaker 1: t I got Ronnie here. He's like Ronnie crickets Ronnie
Speaker 1: was Ronnie was not interested. Right, this is not behind
Speaker 1: the scenes. This is on the scene. So you're twenty
Speaker 1: minutes of bonus revenge and it didn't sound so great.
Speaker 1: So I'd like to apologize because you first apologize for
Speaker 1: running out after thirty five minutes. That's what the police
Speaker 1: would never have happened. Rony hadn't left the podcast, this
Speaker 1: would never Let's let's let's apologize incorrect order. Scary apologize
Speaker 1: for not starting the podcast at three o'clock. I'll take
Speaker 1: that as an apology. I will apologize for having a
Speaker 1: schedule that's Scary was very clear about and when I
Speaker 1: told him, he goes, oh, come on, man, you can
Speaker 1: you can be late. No, you can't be late for someone.
Speaker 1: You're picking somebody up at a place that's closed. Tell
Speaker 1: him to uber. I'm gonna tell my kid to spend
Speaker 1: fifty dollars minimum to come home so that I can
Speaker 1: do a extra ten minutes of a podcast. All that
Speaker 1: free dessert you've gotten in life, this is just throw
Speaker 1: it right back at her right now. If you had said, Brodie,
Speaker 1: I'll pay for her uber, it still wouldn't work that way.
Speaker 1: I'm not putting my kid in a call with a stranger.
Speaker 1: I would I'm not sure if you know this. This
Speaker 1: is pen Demma going on, right, So I'm extra cautious
Speaker 1: with my family, which is just my preference, and so
Speaker 1: I'm not putting her in an uber all right. I
Speaker 1: picked her up her in my car, so I chose
Speaker 1: my kid, which is why I said, let's do the
Speaker 1: podcast at three. It's over whatever. Who cares? Water under
Speaker 1: the bridge? Water under the bridge? Can I tell you
Speaker 1: about a Scamboni? Oh Scamboni Scamboni? What happened? Okay? So
Speaker 1: we've all heard of Harry Shaved Club of course, often
Speaker 1: a sponsor on the olmstr End Morning Show, and a
Speaker 1: fine company. The blades are excellent, although I do have
Speaker 1: a bone to pick with them. I believe they're the
Speaker 1: ones that in the commercial they say they bought a
Speaker 1: German blade factory. All right, I know that that sounds
Speaker 1: really good. I think May may have talked about this
Speaker 1: a hundred episodes ago. I would like you to buy
Speaker 1: an American blade company. Don't brag to me about buying
Speaker 1: a German blade company. That doesn't impress me. I would
Speaker 1: like you to build an American blade company or buy one.
Speaker 1: Why are there the Germans buying making better razor blades.
Speaker 1: They're using it as a special feature. They're using it
Speaker 1: as a for some reason, as a bragging point at
Speaker 1: some point. Right, So I don't know why that was
Speaker 1: a tangent. All right, So I bought something. I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's one of those monthly boxes you get,
Speaker 1: you know, whatever it was, it came with something my head.
Speaker 1: Came with a coupon, and then the coupon it said
Speaker 1: redeem this for your free gift at Harry's dot com
Speaker 1: slash redeemed gift or something like that. But there was
Speaker 1: no code on it. Now, there's no code. It's a scamboni.
Speaker 1: But I figured, let me go say now they it
Speaker 1: said free blade, free handle, and free like three refill blades.
Speaker 1: Retail value thirteen dollars. Now, a lot of blade companies
Speaker 1: will give you the blade and the handle for free,
Speaker 1: like if you buy um. Sometimes if you buy shaving cream,
Speaker 1: they'll give you the razor and the handle. Yeah, why
Speaker 1: because there's the blades, Like the drug dealer, you gotta
Speaker 1: buy the blades. You gotta buy the blades, and then
Speaker 1: you just pus you on it. You're like, oh, I
Speaker 1: kind of like the Fusion five. It's like buying the
Speaker 1: coffee machine, but then you gotta buy the pods. No,
Speaker 1: they give you the coffee machine. It's like when they
Speaker 1: give you you buy a cheaper coffee machetes. Oh, that's
Speaker 1: a bargain. It's a good price, and then you gotta
Speaker 1: you gotta supply it with the coffee. Which when people
Speaker 1: bought printers, you'd buy this super printer for like eighty bucks.
Speaker 1: Holy sh it, why are they selling a super scanner
Speaker 1: printer for eight bucks? Because the ink is two exactly right,
Speaker 1: it's the it's the crack. They give you the pipe
Speaker 1: and then you're like, oh, I gotta fill the pipe
Speaker 1: up with the crack myself. How much is the crack? What? Yeah?
Speaker 1: To like that with a lot of products, Yeah, but
Speaker 1: printers was the first one I remember where they there's printers,
Speaker 1: they still do that. Yeah, so I go on eBay
Speaker 1: and buy the knockoff inc. You know why because black
Speaker 1: ink looks like black ink. Oh, sometimes it's lighter. It's great.
Speaker 1: I don't you know what I print ship. I print
Speaker 1: shipping labels. I don't care how bad the ink is.
Speaker 1: I'm not printing photos, not print artwork. Oh, I gotta
Speaker 1: have the exact shade of magenta, otherwise it's gonna look weird.
Speaker 1: I give it. I print black and white shipping labels,
Speaker 1: and my kids print homework. Anyway. Um, I've been trying there.
Speaker 1: So I go to the website. Right says claim your
Speaker 1: free gift click here. Ah. All I gotta do is
Speaker 1: they probably want my email address. Scary. I get my
Speaker 1: email address for the thirteen dollar value. No problem. It
Speaker 1: was a click click it, and it says save five
Speaker 1: or more on refills, free shipping. In order to get
Speaker 1: the free gift. You have a choice. You can buy
Speaker 1: eight Harry's blades for fifteen dollars. You can buy eight
Speaker 1: blades and a gel for twenty one dollar, or the
Speaker 1: family plan sixteen blades and two foaming shaved gels. That's
Speaker 1: assuming that my family is all men, not that women
Speaker 1: don't shave, thankfully some of them you know they do,
Speaker 1: but they're not gonna use my stuff. But they're give
Speaker 1: me the family plan. I can spend thirty five dollars
Speaker 1: for my free plastic handle and three blades. And they
Speaker 1: also enroll you automatically into the Razor of the Month club,
Speaker 1: where you have to actually stop it manually and find
Speaker 1: some back end of a website to make it stop
Speaker 1: charging your credit card sold. Free ship for us is
Speaker 1: one thing, but sometimes free ship scary is a scamboni
Speaker 1: and it's just shit, right. And if I if they
Speaker 1: had given me a code, like if it's said on
Speaker 1: their redeem your code for a free gift, then you
Speaker 1: know you're probably gonna get the free gift because you're
Speaker 1: putting in a code they register you and and it's
Speaker 1: only one per customer. But now since I went to
Speaker 1: the website, every time I'm online, now the ad at
Speaker 1: the top of the page is get your free gift
Speaker 1: at Harry's dot com. And I already know it's not.
Speaker 1: So are you trying to get me to go to
Speaker 1: a second time? What you pop up ads? I'm not
Speaker 1: doing it, so be careful of the uh not really
Speaker 1: free ship for us free ship, So uh f you, Harry's,
Speaker 1: unless you end up sponsoring our podcast, in which case
Speaker 1: I will say, it's still a pretty good product. Your
Speaker 1: blades aren't American, right, but we'll gladly take the Dollar
Speaker 1: Shave Club. That's a quality product. Dollar Shave Club is
Speaker 1: a reasonably priced razor, right, and it's it does a
Speaker 1: really good job. We got those free at work. Those
Speaker 1: are excellent. Harry's excellent also, But I would like an
Speaker 1: American blade, That's all I'm saying. Umm. I was gonna
Speaker 1: say a Target they tried to scamboni me today and
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't allow it. So I go to
Speaker 1: get my bottles of die Pepsi in this soda isle
Speaker 1: and I see normally they go on sale. They're like
Speaker 1: three nine, the three piece, but there's a giant sign
Speaker 1: that says circle offer, get it in the app Pepsi
Speaker 1: beverages off, big numbers, big off. It says get this
Speaker 1: offer within the shop screen in the Target app or
Speaker 1: at Target dot com slash circle. So of course I
Speaker 1: open the app, and I assure you there is nothing
Speaker 1: obviously called shop screen. There is click here to shop,
Speaker 1: but that's not a shop screen. So right away there's
Speaker 1: a problem finding a coupon. Then I go through all
Speaker 1: the coupons. I go in the coupon section. They told
Speaker 1: me just get this offer. It's right there. No it's not.
Speaker 1: It's not on sale. So what do I do? Scary,
Speaker 1: I take a high resolution picture of the sign and
Speaker 1: I get my four six packs of diet Coke. They
Speaker 1: do my shopping. I go up to customer service, and
Speaker 1: customer services there girl behind the counter and there's a
Speaker 1: female manager standing on my side of the counter and
Speaker 1: I'm NeXT's can I help you? I said, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to buy the PEPSI but it says I should
Speaker 1: open the app and there's a coupon and I showed
Speaker 1: her that. I show her the photograph and she says, well,
Speaker 1: it's in the app. I said, no, no, it's not.
Speaker 1: And I opened the app and I have everything on
Speaker 1: my phone ready opened. I show her the app and
Speaker 1: I hold my phone up and she comes over to
Speaker 1: me and she's three inches from my phone staring at
Speaker 1: the screen. And I noticed again this is me. Her
Speaker 1: nose isn't covered and she's sort of like she was like,
Speaker 1: so I stepped back a few inches and she steps
Speaker 1: closer to read my phone. I stepped back a couple
Speaker 1: of inches. She's still giving me the the rnoceros. So
Speaker 1: I said, excuse me, she just just she just excuse me.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to read your phone. You keep moving back,
Speaker 1: I said, because your nose isn't covered. And I literally
Speaker 1: saw something fly onto my phone. So she's, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry. She was nice about it. She covers the nose. Okay,
Speaker 1: she says, oh, um, let me see the picture again.
Speaker 1: I showed the thirty percent off. She's I don't know why.
Speaker 1: There's uh, there's no uh, there's no coupon in the app.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's expired. I'll go back to the aisle and check.
Speaker 1: Now the aisle is in the forest corner diagonal trip.
Speaker 1: So I said, I have the picture of the sign
Speaker 1: right here. I said, but whether or not it's expired,
Speaker 1: your sign is up. But look I zoom in with
Speaker 1: my high res Android phone and I see it says dates.
Speaker 1: And I didn't see this at the time. It says
Speaker 1: dates valid one. Now today is the eleven. So for
Speaker 1: almost two weeks that sign has been took it down.
Speaker 1: Nobody took it down. So I've been there three times
Speaker 1: since it's expired and so, but I've never I didn't
Speaker 1: need soda before. So she says, oh, it expired. I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't need to go all away in the back.
Speaker 1: The reason I took a picture is so that they
Speaker 1: have proof. She says, oh, well it's expired. I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: but you're gonna honor it, right, What do you mean, well,
Speaker 1: your sign is up. I picked out four six packs
Speaker 1: specifically because they're on sale. If not, I don't want
Speaker 1: it at full price. Oh yeah, all right, that's fine,
Speaker 1: and she walks away. I go, wholla, you gotta tell
Speaker 1: the cashier. We'll just tell him. I said, So that's
Speaker 1: not gonna work. You gotta go tell her. Otherwise. I
Speaker 1: go there every day and go yeah. The manager said
Speaker 1: I could have this half off, the couch, Yeah, the couch,
Speaker 1: the TV set half off, half off, So I got,
Speaker 1: I got all of it. My point was it's a
Speaker 1: half a scamboni, because she tried to find the nut
Speaker 1: roll with me. Oh it's probably expired. You know what,
Speaker 1: have your people take it fucking down? How long does
Speaker 1: it take to take a sign down, get a ladder?
Speaker 1: Go up there? Sucking stip the wire. I've I've managed
Speaker 1: retail stores and restaurants. You get an alert from your
Speaker 1: company that says, okay, Sunday night, take down all these signs.
Speaker 1: Put these signs up. Yes, they didn't do it, but
Speaker 1: the fact that she wasn't gonna give it to me
Speaker 1: till I asked. My point of the story is, slices is,
Speaker 1: don't take ship. If the sign is up. They got
Speaker 1: to honor it. Now, if you took the sign up, okay.
Speaker 1: But if the sign does say okay, now, Devil's advocate.
Speaker 1: If it the sign says thirty one and you're standing
Speaker 1: there on eleven eleven, what grounds do you really have?
Speaker 1: That's an uphill battle. Well, I'll tell you. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you why. You know why they do have to They
Speaker 1: do have to honor it. But I'm gonna don't. It
Speaker 1: says it, I'm a sign. That's why there's that's why
Speaker 1: there's a limited time only that that's the the fine print.
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'll tell you why they honored it. Number one,
Speaker 1: it's really fine print. Legitimately, I had to zoom in
Speaker 1: with the hi res photos to see it. Now, if
Speaker 1: if you have better vision than me, what you probably
Speaker 1: do for small FOXXU. My eyes are going maybe you
Speaker 1: could see it. It's really small, Okay. The fact that
Speaker 1: it's really small and the sign is massive and the
Speaker 1: thirty percent is massive. And I bought the soda. I
Speaker 1: was fine putting it back. She don't want me to
Speaker 1: put it back. She wanted me to make the purchase
Speaker 1: because ultimately she's gonna make four instead of not making anything. Right,
Speaker 1: So that's how it works. They paid a dollar for
Speaker 1: the soda, they're getting me to buy it for two eight.
Speaker 1: They're still making a profit. I don't know, man. If
Speaker 1: I'm a fan of free dessert just as much as
Speaker 1: the next guy, but that that if I was the
Speaker 1: manager of that store, I'd be like, I'll tell yourself, man,
Speaker 1: put the soda back. If I was in the aisle
Speaker 1: and then the second the sale is over, this story
Speaker 1: is closed. No. No. If I was in the aisle
Speaker 1: and I asked an employed to come over and they said, oh,
Speaker 1: this is expired, then I go, oh, no problem. It's
Speaker 1: the fact that I took it and brought it to
Speaker 1: the register and I was willing to not buy it.
Speaker 1: She's like, I said, you're gonna honor it. Yeah, alright,
Speaker 1: Like she honored it because I well, all right, she's
Speaker 1: a snorter, is what she is, because she was all
Speaker 1: right right and rody. However, however, speaking a supermarket says
Speaker 1: we were before the commercial break. You've been a stopping shop. Yeah,
Speaker 1: big grocery chain. Mm hmmm. I usually shop at Shop right, alright,
Speaker 1: alr t shop right, But I went to stop and
Speaker 1: shop to shop for my mom where she lives. She's like,
Speaker 1: got to stop and shop for me, It's all right,
Speaker 1: So I went. Their prices on SODA's very high. But
Speaker 1: they have store brand, store brand. What what you ask?
Speaker 1: Store brand diet grape soda? Do they really? And I
Speaker 1: heard angels singing, congratulations I have. I haven't been to
Speaker 1: stop in shop in twenty years. Well, guess what they
Speaker 1: found a new fan in David Brody because he found
Speaker 1: his goddamn diet grape. I didn't ask for it to
Speaker 1: be on sale. I didn't care. I paid. You know,
Speaker 1: it was store brand, which should have been dirt cheap.
Speaker 1: I still think I paid a dollar fifty. Good for you,
Speaker 1: you found it. It's in my house. It's good you
Speaker 1: found you diet grape. It's still out as good as
Speaker 1: grape Pico. Alright, Brody, but it's not coming. It's in Alabama.
Speaker 1: Go go to drive to Alabama Waister gas and tolls. Listen, Lacy,
Speaker 1: Lacy every year sent me a case. So are my
Speaker 1: six months away? Lacey? I love you for at night?
Speaker 1: One can every night for eight nights? Did they come
Speaker 1: in eight packs? I heard a commercial. You know, I've
Speaker 1: been trying to get the audio to this and catch it,
Speaker 1: but it's always on five o'clock in the morning when
Speaker 1: I'm getting dressed and I'm listening to the news on
Speaker 1: the AM station. Yes, I listened to a M news
Speaker 1: before I go to work because I yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: I do. You know. It's alright, alright, so it's for bad,
Speaker 1: it's for bath Fitters, and it's just some generic voice
Speaker 1: woman who's telling you about bath Fitters. And then she says,
Speaker 1: why don't you call my friends at bath Fitters right now? Now,
Speaker 1: I'm like sitting like what, Oh, I'm sorry, do you
Speaker 1: really have now? Listen? I will say this. Okay, let
Speaker 1: me step back, let me step back, let me step back,
Speaker 1: hold on. But here's why what she did is wrong
Speaker 1: and what I do is okay, Because I know where
Speaker 1: you're going with this oftentimes like car dealership, card dealership,
Speaker 1: car dealerships, for instance, if I go to rake a
Speaker 1: tin alexis a freehold to get my car, which I did.
Speaker 1: My friends, I'm gonna let your slide on a jingle
Speaker 1: scary this one time. You better go ahead, okay, because
Speaker 1: I'm proving a point. If I go there, you could
Speaker 1: have just said a car dealer. But if I go there, okay,
Speaker 1: and I and I meet Joel, which I have, and
Speaker 1: Joel sells me the car, and Joel gives me his
Speaker 1: cell and we've become tight. I know you know Joel.
Speaker 1: So when I say I've been with I've been with
Speaker 1: you when you've been on the phone. Right, So when
Speaker 1: I say call my friends at and I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: say it again because I don't want to hit the
Speaker 1: jingle twice in one podcast. So I've gone five podcasts
Speaker 1: and without the jingle, yes, but you've also gone some
Speaker 1: podcast where I've hit the jingle like three or fourth time.
Speaker 1: All right, So right, So my point is if I
Speaker 1: go if I go there, I can honestly say in
Speaker 1: the commercial, all my friends, these guys are great, my
Speaker 1: former boys. That's what I'm saying, but not only that,
Speaker 1: not only is she not hanging out with these people,
Speaker 1: she's reading it off a copy. She's not even any
Speaker 1: of the voices of the newscasters on that station. She's
Speaker 1: a generic. She's a generic shipped in voice that probably
Speaker 1: plays on ten radio stations. Yeah, and it's like she's
Speaker 1: not even like it's not even like, oh, is there
Speaker 1: a national company? Yeah, it's not even like, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: Rob Jabroni is doing the news and on the news station,
Speaker 1: and Rob Jabroni is doing the commercial and saying, Hey,
Speaker 1: call my friends at bath Feathers, because that would at
Speaker 1: least be somewhat somewhat like believable, right, because it's like
Speaker 1: robbed Rob. Hey, listen, this guy, I hear him every
Speaker 1: day called my friends. But first of all, who the
Speaker 1: funk are you? You're not on this radio station. You're
Speaker 1: a random voice. Then you're telling me to call your friends,
Speaker 1: who we know are not your friends, right, go fund yourself? Right?
Speaker 1: Or when you hear like tell them Mike said you
Speaker 1: you go there, and like, who's Mike? That's got to
Speaker 1: be so deflating to Mike. Speaking of voices on commercials,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna see if you can hear this. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: call this number. See if you hear anything different about this.
Speaker 1: If this is the right number, hold on, I've never
Speaker 1: heard this before on a major company. If it's calling
Speaker 1: you know, you really should get some equipment where you
Speaker 1: could pipe the phone call through the board. Well, I
Speaker 1: don't have thirty four million dollars. Hold on, let's see
Speaker 1: if it's calling on. I'm in my basements. I don't know.
Speaker 1: If it's gonna call, it should call. Probably not. You
Speaker 1: got five G on that bad boy? No, and then
Speaker 1: I got five G here. That's great. But it's an iPhone,
Speaker 1: so you have that going for you, all right, that's
Speaker 1: not it's not working in my basement here. Hold on,
Speaker 1: I had a weird thing when I called you today.
Speaker 1: What was up with that? I don't know. The call
Speaker 1: wasn't in service, I don't know. So here we are.
Speaker 1: What's the date? While you're calling? Are you still calling?
Speaker 1: You still trying to do Let's try one more time
Speaker 1: to call one more time. We're recording this on November eleven, So, um, Brody,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask you here on this podcast to marry
Speaker 1: you if you would like to be a part of
Speaker 1: this Okay, I'm gonna dinner with seven of your friends
Speaker 1: and a DJ with no shirt, very close prody, six friends.
Speaker 1: So on, um, on Friday, I'm gonna just gonna ask
Speaker 1: you right here, straight up on Friday night, Um, November twenty,
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving Friday, is it? No? No, it's the Friday before Thanksgiving. Um.
Speaker 1: I was decided, I'm gonna go with a bunch of
Speaker 1: with not a bunch with six people, six friends total,
Speaker 1: me and five people to have friends giving at Calandra's
Speaker 1: in Caldwell, New Jersey. Remember Calandra's the place where played
Speaker 1: and all that, right, which is not far from you know,
Speaker 1: it's it's just your neck of the way minutes. So
Speaker 1: they're having they're having a DJ hold on, they're having
Speaker 1: tables of like I don't even know if it's like
Speaker 1: six to eight people max. Whatever the New Jersey state allows.
Speaker 1: It's at six o'clock in the evening. It's from six
Speaker 1: to I think the law says you gotta be out
Speaker 1: of there by ten o'clock, which is fine. It's ten
Speaker 1: ten ten. So um, they're having friends giving. Um. And
Speaker 1: in fact, they told me if slices want to book tables,
Speaker 1: have at it. Friends Giving. They're doing a tag, Brody,
Speaker 1: how you missed this? The best of both worlds Thanksgiving
Speaker 1: dinner with an Italian twist. So they're doing that for everybody.
Speaker 1: Get my legs broken. So so I'm gonna invite you.
Speaker 1: Now here's the thing. It's in an outdoor turkey pomijan
Speaker 1: where it's in an outdoor heat in tent with a
Speaker 1: Do I have my own bubble? The boy in the bubble?
Speaker 1: You don't have to dress in a costume, you don't
Speaker 1: have to be the boy in the bubble? But can
Speaker 1: I be in a boy like a Covid has mets.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there. Would you like? That's what I'm asking?
Speaker 1: Would you like to join me? Come on, Brody? Well, anyway,
Speaker 1: everyone get tested that morning, Brody, it's outdoors at Calandra's
Speaker 1: and called well you know that the Italian village one
Speaker 1: with a huge one by the Okay, but here's everybody,
Speaker 1: what restaurant? What time was? Because I'm inviting the slices.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, go to open table and call them to
Speaker 1: make reservations. They can get a table. Hold on. Oh
Speaker 1: my gods, Okay, here we go, please in it now?
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's different. I wonder if it's different every
Speaker 1: time I call hold on. There's a real I want
Speaker 1: to call back. There's a reason I wanted you to
Speaker 1: hear this. Okay, you're just you're skirting the issue, but
Speaker 1: to continue in English? One, please in it now. When
Speaker 1: I called this afternoon, I've never heard this before. It
Speaker 1: was a Southern accent. Okay, So I was like, did
Speaker 1: they think you were calling from somewhere else? No, it
Speaker 1: was like I never heard uh, such a thick accent
Speaker 1: on a major company's voicemail system. It was like, if
Speaker 1: y'all have a company you want to add on your
Speaker 1: numb Branda right now, I'm doing it. That sounds probably
Speaker 1: more like Texas. With the accent that I heard was
Speaker 1: it sounded more like George, Alabama. I don't know why
Speaker 1: they would do that anyway, I have a problem with it.
Speaker 1: I just wanted I just sounded I heard that, never
Speaker 1: heard it. I never heard that in my life. Like,
Speaker 1: imagine if they put someone on like from Brooklyn. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you gotta account. You got a problem with If they
Speaker 1: know where your area code is, maybe they'll trying to
Speaker 1: tailor to you. Okay, well then it should have been
Speaker 1: it should have been something wrong with you call it
Speaker 1: push one, push one for English. I know you probably
Speaker 1: don't want to have to push one for English because
Speaker 1: you're from New York. Push it anyway, asshole. That's what
Speaker 1: it should have been. But it was no that it
Speaker 1: was weird to me. Well anyway, you know. But okay,
Speaker 1: you're you're, you're, you're avoiding the question. It's an out.
Speaker 1: We're gonna heat attend. I have to check my life,
Speaker 1: and they're they're celebrating friends giving and we're encouraging Slices.
Speaker 1: If you want to hang out, get a table now
Speaker 1: I can. The social distancing rules are in effect. This
Speaker 1: is not a club. This isn't people mingling. How about
Speaker 1: you guys all go, I'll drive by and I'll second
Speaker 1: wave at you. These are these are individual tables for dinner.
Speaker 1: And if you say these are did you say these
Speaker 1: are individual tables? These are trying to slip in there anyway, Slices,
Speaker 1: You're more than welcome, but you gotta make a table
Speaker 1: table and listen, you're putting me in an all composition.
Speaker 1: First of all, I love the slices and I'd like
Speaker 1: to meet all of them someday. But if I'm not
Speaker 1: comfortable at a table with you and friends, I don't know, well,
Speaker 1: who is it gonna be gory? It's gonna be me,
Speaker 1: It's gonna be Amanda and Vinny from the radio station,
Speaker 1: and you and and I get to invite two more
Speaker 1: people to my table, but does have to be within
Speaker 1: our group of friends because of COVID times. But what
Speaker 1: what Calandras are saying is why not just tell everybody
Speaker 1: to go? Everybody book tables? No, but people book their
Speaker 1: own individual dinner. This is a dinner party, This is
Speaker 1: friends You know what friends giving is, right? Your daughter
Speaker 1: celebrates your oldest daughter. No, No, people don't celebrate friends giving.
Speaker 1: It's a thing. You know that. It's a millennial absolutely
Speaker 1: know what it is. My point, My point is, so
Speaker 1: I have to spend the whole night telling people that
Speaker 1: I really want to meet because they listen to the podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not comfortable taking a picture, Like, I don't want
Speaker 1: to be in a position I don't want to I
Speaker 1: don't want to say no to anybody. Well, so I
Speaker 1: don't want to be in a position to say no
Speaker 1: to anybody. Okay, Well, when when the world is normal
Speaker 1: and we have vaccines, and everybody's I want the slices
Speaker 1: to come out to one of our broadcasts, bar hang
Speaker 1: out pictures, selfies. Until then, if you want to meet
Speaker 1: half of the Brooklyn boys, I'll be there and book
Speaker 1: a table, go to Calandras. What do you want me
Speaker 1: to say? I want you to say how much you're
Speaker 1: getting for this? Well? Well, right now, right now, just
Speaker 1: dinner right now? That that really all it is, giving
Speaker 1: you dinner. Yeah, they're doing it. Well, they're gonna well,
Speaker 1: they wanted to do a friends giving and they they said, invite,
Speaker 1: come down and invite. I may be doing some stuff
Speaker 1: with them for the jingle Ball watching party in December
Speaker 1: down the road, but not right now. Scary hit the jingle,
Speaker 1: cut it off in the middle. Hit the jingle jingle.
Speaker 1: They have to jingle, have to jingle jingle, they have
Speaker 1: the jingle. Okay, I try to play the whole thing.
Speaker 1: You not. You didn't play the not cool part. You
Speaker 1: play two thirds. Why why are you giving that to me?
Speaker 1: Because you'll lay in the groundwork for a client mention.
Speaker 1: You lay at it more importantly, you should have opened
Speaker 1: with that. You should say brody free dinner. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: that means nothing to you, because with you it has
Speaker 1: to I'm telling you free dinner outdoors in a heated
Speaker 1: tent so you won't be cold. It's outdoors, and we're
Speaker 1: gonna be done by ten because Governor Murphy says it
Speaker 1: has to be that way. But there will be a
Speaker 1: dj we We are going to be doing some prizes
Speaker 1: and giveaways. I believe there's gonna be some There's gonna
Speaker 1: be some activity, but they will not be congregation of people.
Speaker 1: I'm a hundred percent sure there will be at will
Speaker 1: be microscopic activity. This molecular activity is going to be
Speaker 1: Italian food, Italian Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving with Italian food. All right.
Speaker 1: I invited you. I tried slices. I tried to get
Speaker 1: him out to come out with us, but I'm not happening.
Speaker 1: All right. Maybe maybe in an in another year, maybe
Speaker 1: one we can do this, but I will be there.
Speaker 1: So see come on down. November twentye Friday night, I
Speaker 1: see you. I got a tweet today I want to
Speaker 1: share with you. Well, I am the worst some friend.
Speaker 1: So this person tweeted at David Brody and at the
Speaker 1: other David Brodie, the one from the Christian Broadcasting Network
Speaker 1: that was always confused with me because people tweet at
Speaker 1: David Brodie thinking I'm him, and I told you he's
Speaker 1: a very polarizing figure, right, And so apparently he was
Speaker 1: on television and he must have said something. Again I'm
Speaker 1: not giving my opinion anything, but he must have been
Speaker 1: on television claim that was voter fraud in the presidential election.
Speaker 1: So this guy writes you stupid cook at David Brody,
Speaker 1: You stupid cock. You had the jag off from the
Speaker 1: Washington Post. Tell you there was no fraud, no vote
Speaker 1: of fraud. I'm turning you off, dumb ass. I got
Speaker 1: called the jag off, stupid kg dash off, stupid cook.
Speaker 1: A cook is a guy who likes to watch his wife,
Speaker 1: kids banged, wife get banged. Cuck hold yeahs. So I
Speaker 1: wrote the guy. I'm like, listen, bro I'm not the
Speaker 1: David Brody you want. He's like, I'm so sorry, but
Speaker 1: it was so violent. Wow. So again sharing a name
Speaker 1: with another famous person. I wish I had that problem,
Speaker 1: But no one would ever have the balls to say
Speaker 1: their name was scary right or scary Jones. That doesn't
Speaker 1: it doesn't even anything. Um, did you see my go ahead?
Speaker 1: I was gonna ask you. So my post on Instagram today,
Speaker 1: it's a Black Friday deal that popped up on my
Speaker 1: need Oh is it one for the Brooklyn Boys dot
Speaker 1: big Cartel, dot com merch store. You mean that's Brooklyn Boys,
Speaker 1: that big hotel, dot com merch store. No, it wasn't
Speaker 1: for that, It was for a Black Friday Stoughts now
Speaker 1: add free j Lab Audio, Bluetooth wireless earbuds, Bluetooth wireless earbuds.
Speaker 1: They clearly are earphones with wires. What what do you
Speaker 1: mean Bluetooth wireless is Bluetooth wire Bluetooth wireless earbuds and
Speaker 1: they have wires? Well, so that's a lie. It up.
Speaker 1: Almost everybody got the joke. A couple of people were like,
Speaker 1: whoa is the problem with the picture of the fact
Speaker 1: that oh the picture. So one person tweeted me, like
Speaker 1: to call him a joke slayer, but they tweeted me, well,
Speaker 1: technically they don't attach to the phone, so they are
Speaker 1: technically Bluetooth. I go, well, they're Bluetooth, but they're not wireless.
Speaker 1: They have wires hanging down from the ears. They're Bluetooth,
Speaker 1: they're not wireless. Well, so I so I direct message
Speaker 1: the company and I said, hey, man, hey guys, you
Speaker 1: gotta picture up with um wired headphones. It's not they're
Speaker 1: not wireless. And so they wrote me back letting me
Speaker 1: know that. Here's what they wrote to me. While I
Speaker 1: appreciate the explanation over here, they w okay for stand
Speaker 1: alone whereas thank you for messaging us. We try to
Speaker 1: be as responsible as possible. Um, and they wrote back,
Speaker 1: uh for standalone earbuds. Manufacturers used the term true wireless
Speaker 1: for ones like pictured above right. True wireless, Okay, they
Speaker 1: do not have a wire that attaches to your device,
Speaker 1: So I said, then they need so I sent him
Speaker 1: a picture of totally wireless on Amazon dot Com, and
Speaker 1: I said, here's what wireless looks like. There's no wires.
Speaker 1: They go in your ear. There's not like an I
Speaker 1: like what they call it the AirPods. AirPods, there's no
Speaker 1: wire they're wireless. But if you put a wire from
Speaker 1: one year to the other and has to hang down
Speaker 1: my back or my chin, no, there's there's wires there,
Speaker 1: you're not wireless. So fuck you big time. There. Um.
Speaker 1: I got an email from David Cope that needs uh
Speaker 1: some help. Okay, it's just one email. You can always
Speaker 1: email us at the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com. Uh. So, recently,
Speaker 1: my wife and I went on a trip to Niagara
Speaker 1: Falls and we used booking dot Com to book a hotel.
Speaker 1: We booked a room and Seneca Casino. When I arrived,
Speaker 1: I went through security and long story short, got turned
Speaker 1: away due to COVID nineteen and the fact that I'm
Speaker 1: from out of state. They told me to contact Booking
Speaker 1: dot com to get a refund. So I called them,
Speaker 1: uh and they told me it would be taken care of.
Speaker 1: A week later, still having got my money back, were
Speaker 1: they were they in the Niagara Falls, New York or
Speaker 1: in Canada? Which side out of state? I guess New
Speaker 1: York book of room and Seneca Casino. I don't know
Speaker 1: if that's the it. Maybe the candidate New York Sea. Well,
Speaker 1: A week later, still haven't gotten my money back. Called again.
Speaker 1: This time the woman proceeds to tell me that it
Speaker 1: was nonrefundable the booking and that I was basically shipped
Speaker 1: out of luck, to which I said, so, what you're
Speaker 1: telling me is I'm getting screwed over because of COVID.
Speaker 1: The hotel would not allow me to stay there, and
Speaker 1: that's not my fault and you can't do anything about it,
Speaker 1: and she said that is correct. She also advised me
Speaker 1: not to contact the hotel for the refund. I don't
Speaker 1: know what to do here, and I was wondering what
Speaker 1: you would have to say about it. Well, first of all,
Speaker 1: First of all, Seneca is a hamlet in New York State,
Speaker 1: so you don't have to tweet us. We got I
Speaker 1: looked it up. Second of all, they don't have a
Speaker 1: right to tell you who to call and who not
Speaker 1: to call. You want to call the hotel, you call
Speaker 1: the hotel. The problem is that I've done this before.
Speaker 1: They they all the money and the booking when to
Speaker 1: this third party site bookings. That's great. So here's what
Speaker 1: you can do. If it's not a chain hotel, at
Speaker 1: the very least, you should have them guarantee a room
Speaker 1: when the pandemic is over, because they already got their money, right,
Speaker 1: they owe you a rule? Or did they? I don't
Speaker 1: know how it works, because if you're show well, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right, because they got the money and they don't
Speaker 1: have to spend any money on housekeeping or any kind
Speaker 1: of supplies or toiletries. They got the money. Now they
Speaker 1: probably got eight percent of the money because the booking
Speaker 1: dot Com gets a kick back, but they owe you
Speaker 1: a fucking room. So you can you can call the hotel.
Speaker 1: And who is this bitch on the phone that tells
Speaker 1: you not to call the hotel? Yeah, you tell the bitch.
Speaker 1: I said you called the hotel, So yeah, I changed
Speaker 1: my tune on that one. You call the hotel. That's
Speaker 1: that's first of all, at your base your base request
Speaker 1: is a credit. That's your base request. But then also
Speaker 1: if they have some kind of hook up with the casino,
Speaker 1: because you know they do, they should probably throw you
Speaker 1: like a buffet at the at the hotel, at the casino.
Speaker 1: Maybe get your like twenty bucks and chips at the casino.
Speaker 1: There's plenty they can do if they are a casino hotel,
Speaker 1: in other words, if their hotel, that makes their business
Speaker 1: because it's a casino area. Room there, they got some,
Speaker 1: they got some, they got some left. They got a
Speaker 1: little little taste of something there for you. So you
Speaker 1: can promise them you'll be back, You'll leave him a
Speaker 1: nice review on booking, YadA YadA, But you would like
Speaker 1: them to take care of you. Also, I wouldn't give
Speaker 1: up with booking if Booking doesn't have a clear warning
Speaker 1: message that says we are not responsible if you can't
Speaker 1: go there because of COVID, or that the every website
Speaker 1: now has COVID nineteen updated rules. If you booked before
Speaker 1: the rules were put into effect, not your fault if
Speaker 1: you put it in. If you booked it after the
Speaker 1: COVID rules and there was no message on their site like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know what, nonrefundable because of COVID, then they owe
Speaker 1: you the they owe you something. He got a shitty
Speaker 1: customer service rep. I would just keep calling back until
Speaker 1: you're gonna come across somebody that's gonna feel some Yeah,
Speaker 1: someone's gonna that. Of course you're gonna get some mercy there.
Speaker 1: So you do you call them, You do the nice
Speaker 1: guy routine. The first time you called me and say,
Speaker 1: oh hi, sorry to bother you. I'm in this awkward
Speaker 1: position my wife and kids. It's our first vacation in
Speaker 1: five years. We booked it through you, guys, because all
Speaker 1: our friends use you guys, and paint the great things,
Speaker 1: the whole thing, schmooze them, putting butter on the potato
Speaker 1: at this point, right and you look, I really want
Speaker 1: to use you guys again, but I had this problem.
Speaker 1: The hotel said it shouldn't be a problem. You guys
Speaker 1: should be able to take care of me. I was
Speaker 1: just wondering if you could just credit my account, you know,
Speaker 1: just help me out so I can go when it
Speaker 1: just really just I know you guys can do it.
Speaker 1: I love you guys. I always hear your commercials. I
Speaker 1: love that commercial with the kid in the bus. Do
Speaker 1: you how first research they're advertising campaign? Well, yeah, and
Speaker 1: my friend's book they went to California. Just don't mention
Speaker 1: William that's price, right, So you give him the whole
Speaker 1: thing and you might get someone who's really nice. And
Speaker 1: it was like, you know what, I've been yelled at
Speaker 1: all day. Here is this person who's being nice. I
Speaker 1: don't want to lose a customer, sir. We're gonna take
Speaker 1: care of that for you. You know. Hey, you know,
Speaker 1: had I known if there was a warning, so I
Speaker 1: didn't see any warning on the website. So you always
Speaker 1: you always try and reel them in with honey, right,
Speaker 1: but was sorry, sorry, there's nothing we can do. Listen, bitch,
Speaker 1: I want to speak to a manager that you put
Speaker 1: on your bogo. You're fucking ass right now, I put
Speaker 1: on your blonde Karen Wig and then ask for the
Speaker 1: general manager. Yeah, I'm gonna kayak. Your motherfucking asked right now,
Speaker 1: get me right, No, I'm supervisor supervised. But hey, hey,
Speaker 1: you know what, is there someone else that might have
Speaker 1: the authority to do that? Because you speak to someone
Speaker 1: you know you maybe you're not gonna give them. You
Speaker 1: give them the really really real Then when the supervisor
Speaker 1: says no, you can't help, you go, oh, listen, hey,
Speaker 1: thanks so much. So they don't they don't know, take
Speaker 1: your account. You wait five minutes, you call back. Now
Speaker 1: you're pissed. Right now, you have one of two things.
Speaker 1: This is fucking bullshit. When you get to the supervisor.
Speaker 1: Or I was on the phone with a supervisor. He said,
Speaker 1: it shouldn't be a problem. I got disconnected. You can
Speaker 1: go that road to Yeah, absolutely was he He sounded
Speaker 1: like it sounded like, I don't know. He's in his thirties.
Speaker 1: He said it shouldn't be a problem. So if he
Speaker 1: could say it's not a problem, either get me him
Speaker 1: back on the phone, or you know, because there's no
Speaker 1: record of it, you know, help me out here. I
Speaker 1: got a family of four I drove up to two
Speaker 1: kids screaming in the back seat. You gotta help me
Speaker 1: out here, like it was. It was terrible. We fought
Speaker 1: all the way home. I got blamed for it. I'm
Speaker 1: out money. We saved six months to go. Somebody's gonna
Speaker 1: be sympathetic to you. So yeah, you've got different routes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: go with that, all right, Cope, David Coope, thank you
Speaker 1: so much for being a slice. Um. By the way,
Speaker 1: thank you for everybody leaving those five star reviews on
Speaker 1: Apple podcasts of recent uh note, because I've seen a
Speaker 1: few new ones come in. We appreciate that. Please tell
Speaker 1: your friends about us. Subscribe to the podcast. Don't listen
Speaker 1: to what Prody says. Hit the subscribe button wherever this
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Speaker 1: every body, please hit the subscribe button right now. If
Speaker 1: you don't subscribe, to subscribe, and then Scary will also
Speaker 1: send out social media because sometimes it doesn't send you
Speaker 1: over mind sometimes it does not, and I will yes
Speaker 1: and and and finally, um, if you can go to
Speaker 1: the merch store. I know we joked about it earlier.
Speaker 1: There are some cool new prints in there. We got hoodies.
Speaker 1: We got a new Brooklyn Bridge logo that I think
Speaker 1: you'll like, or the property of thing. And then we
Speaker 1: have a scary Brodie Brodie scary pattern, we got tanks,
Speaker 1: we got all of it. And by the way, scary
Speaker 1: you are right. I gotta be honest, I said, people
Speaker 1: might not want to buy hoodies. The hoodies are selling
Speaker 1: faster than the t shirts. Yeah, I owe you an apology.
Speaker 1: So and you didn't think, you didn't think right now
Speaker 1: because we had this argument in the background, without an argument,
Speaker 1: we were just debating because hoodies are a little more expensive.
Speaker 1: And so, uh, I'm told by several people that is
Speaker 1: a steel that is steal that that hoodies are. I know.
Speaker 1: Scotty B. Coupon, King of the Big Show, was like, dude,
Speaker 1: you really are getting away with selling hoodies and they're
Speaker 1: the regular, good quality hoodies. Uh he I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: he goes, Dude, that's a that's an awesome deal. I
Speaker 1: might even buy one, because truth be told, hoodies usually
Speaker 1: run no less than all right, so when these excuse me,
Speaker 1: when he's run out, the next batch maybe a few
Speaker 1: dollars more. Because we were in the day, we paid
Speaker 1: almost that much for the shirt, which is why we
Speaker 1: didn't want to give away free beest everybody. I do
Speaker 1: want to give a shout out to Mason. I don't
Speaker 1: want to give about his name, but Mason Big Slice,
Speaker 1: Mason Dixon, h no, the other Mason. That's where, oh nice,
Speaker 1: by the way below the Mason Dixons where that woman
Speaker 1: was from who had the message on the credit card
Speaker 1: company's voicemail system. Mason bought a Brooklyn Boys blue hoodie
Speaker 1: and a mask um and made it a point to
Speaker 1: tell me because he told me two weeks ago that
Speaker 1: money was a little tight, and so he deemed me
Speaker 1: this week and said, I picked up some extra hours
Speaker 1: at work to get a little extra money. And he
Speaker 1: bought the sweatshirt and the mask. Uh, and he was
Speaker 1: very excited. He showed me a picture of the box
Speaker 1: that came in and uh, he did an unpacking, showed
Speaker 1: the products unpacked, and so I wanted to give a
Speaker 1: shout out to Mason. Uh, thank you. Uh. Money doesn't
Speaker 1: come easy to everyone, especially these days, and we appreciate
Speaker 1: we do appreciate all that, and and and by the way,
Speaker 1: everyone else's purchases and I'll tell you what on the
Speaker 1: next from here on out. Anybody who makes a purchase
Speaker 1: from the Brooklyn Boys all on store and Brodie's gonna
Speaker 1: hate me for this from between now what is this
Speaker 1: Wednesday night and next week's podcast, I'm gonna shout you out.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna shout you out on the podcast. We're gonna
Speaker 1: do shoutouts for thus just this time period. So if
Speaker 1: you're hearing this and you make a purchase, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: you're gonna get your first and last name out there.
Speaker 1: You want the town, whatever, you don't whatever were the dates?
Speaker 1: What are the dates though? Because if someone listens to
Speaker 1: this in six months November, any anyone who makes a
Speaker 1: purchase between November and November. No, no, no, it's two
Speaker 1: weeks from now November, Okay, you will get a personal
Speaker 1: shout out by us. And Scary is having the COVID
Speaker 1: Festival in the twentieth A. Right, you gonna go? H
Speaker 1: what's up? I wanted to know how would you interpret
Speaker 1: this sign? This sign was up at Walgreens. I went
Speaker 1: into Walgreens to pick something up at the prescription counter
Speaker 1: and the sign said select narcotics in time delay safe.
Speaker 1: What select narcotics in time dash delay safe? When I
Speaker 1: first read it, it means he means certain narcotics are available,
Speaker 1: like select narcotics or right. It sounded to him. It
Speaker 1: looked to me like they were saying, we've got a
Speaker 1: time to lay safe, come and select some right, select
Speaker 1: narcotics in time to lay safe. But it could also mean,
Speaker 1: which I think is what it does, mean, they've put
Speaker 1: some narcotics in a time to lay safe. So don't like,
Speaker 1: don't mug us to get your fix of drugs. Don't
Speaker 1: expect us to give you oxyconton. It's locked up in
Speaker 1: a time that's and we can't open it. Okay, But
Speaker 1: it looked like select some narcotics, would you like, or
Speaker 1: certain narcotics are available in this time delay select them.
Speaker 1: I love that. I thought that was one that could
Speaker 1: go either way, and I didn't want to also mention
Speaker 1: shady jew Mobster sent me a screenshot. He got an
Speaker 1: alert on his phone. It said, first projection of the night.
Speaker 1: This is the presidential election. Yep, Indiana projected to win Indiana. Yeah,
Speaker 1: who the hell wrote that that the graphics person needs
Speaker 1: to be fired? Wins in New York. I think they
Speaker 1: were doing shots of right, so I said, Indiana winning
Speaker 1: Indiana is like scary ssing his own day. Speaking of which,
Speaker 1: are you gonna go play with your Mason Dixon line
Speaker 1: right now? The your head? Wait a minute's over do
Speaker 1: the free ship stories? Sucking ninety minutes, my friend? All right,
Speaker 1: we'll go on like last week. Brock boys is me?
Speaker 1: I'm not Lonnie any friends boys, Brock