WEBVTT - #151: Did Ya Bang Her? 0:00:00.840 --> 0:00:10.399 Start data Start Up. Brooklyn Boys, Start up, Brooklyn Boys Data. 0:00:10.640 --> 0:00:18.959 They making noise Data up. Episode one one. This is 0:00:18.960 --> 0:00:22.440 the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Not a special number like one fifty, 0:00:22.480 --> 0:00:29.240 but still you know it's good represents liquor. One is 0:00:29.280 --> 0:00:33.279 a brand of substance. I don't know, well, it's it's 0:00:33.320 --> 0:00:38.680 definitely in the alcoholic category. Do you woul drink it 0:00:39.360 --> 0:00:43.640 on one time in my life? What was your experience 0:00:43.640 --> 0:00:48.880 with one? So? Um, it was a long time ago. 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:52.360 I bet it was a long time ago. And I 0:00:52.440 --> 0:00:56.760 was out with some friends from work and we were 0:00:56.800 --> 0:01:00.360 at a club in Manhattan and one of the girls 0:01:00.400 --> 0:01:02.520 I worked with at the time brought her friend along 0:01:03.040 --> 0:01:05.920 who was hanging out for the weekend. And I had 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:07.240 met her a couple of times, and I knew she 0:01:07.240 --> 0:01:09.399 had sort of a crush on me at the time. 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:13.959 Let me tell the story. At the time, I wasn't interested, 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:16.160 and she was really giving me a lot of pressure 0:01:16.200 --> 0:01:18.520 and making me feel like, you know, she was sort 0:01:18.520 --> 0:01:22.479 of really interested in me. But did you bang her? Scary? 0:01:22.560 --> 0:01:27.440 Can I finish the story? I'm sorry? Okay, all right? 0:01:27.800 --> 0:01:31.319 So I was really feeling uncomfortable about the whole situation. 0:01:31.800 --> 0:01:34.639 I didn't know what to do, and then, um, everyone, 0:01:38.120 --> 0:01:40.560 this is gonna be a long story the way we're 0:01:40.560 --> 0:01:46.280 going here. No, I did not anyway. So my friend says, hey, man, 0:01:46.680 --> 0:01:48.880 let's go up to the bar. We'll do some shots. 0:01:48.880 --> 0:01:51.200 Will take your mind off of it. We'll keep you busy. 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:53.560 And this way it sh'll be on the dance floor whatever. 0:01:53.600 --> 0:01:56.160 She won't be bothering you whatever. I said, I, uh, 0:01:56.360 --> 0:01:58.000 what do you want to do? He was, I'll buy 0:01:58.040 --> 0:02:00.920 the shots. So he bought shots of one, and I 0:02:01.000 --> 0:02:03.520 was I was like, all right, whatever. Not by the way, 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:07.160 one there's let me clarify its wild turkey or whatever. 0:02:07.600 --> 0:02:11.600 There's ever clear one wasn't that? Then it was the 0:02:11.680 --> 0:02:15.680 discontinued Bocardi. Yeah, I think that's what it was. Um, 0:02:16.160 --> 0:02:17.600 I think yeah it was. No, I don't think it 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:20.519 was Rum. Was it. I guess it was Rum. I 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:22.520 guess it was Rum, and I like rum now, but 0:02:22.600 --> 0:02:27.079 this is a long time ago, so I think it was. Maybe. Yeah, 0:02:27.120 --> 0:02:30.280 it was. So we did a shot of it and 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:33.240 it it knocked me back. I was not expecting it. 0:02:33.240 --> 0:02:35.920 It burned the hell out of my throat. It was 0:02:36.000 --> 0:02:39.560 not an enjoyable experience for me at the time. Like 0:02:39.600 --> 0:02:42.720 I said, it was very long time ago. Um, but 0:02:42.800 --> 0:02:44.400 that was I think the only time that I ever 0:02:44.400 --> 0:02:47.919 did a shot of it or drank it straight that night. 0:02:48.200 --> 0:02:50.400 By the way, one ended up dating the girl, but 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:52.920 you didn't bang her. Well I have three kids with 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:58.920 her now, so at you're talking about your wife. Yeah, yeah, 0:02:59.000 --> 0:03:03.560 years later. Yes, see, it did banger at least three times. 0:03:03.760 --> 0:03:06.840 Well I'm not going to use that terminology. Oh my god. 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:09.600 So all the while you could have you could have said, hey, 0:03:09.880 --> 0:03:15.200 so the night I met my wife, that's the punchline. No, 0:03:15.240 --> 0:03:16.880 that so the night I think it was the night 0:03:16.880 --> 0:03:18.400 we met. We we all went out after works, and 0:03:18.560 --> 0:03:22.280 I feel dirty now. I feel filthy for saying every 0:03:22.280 --> 0:03:24.359 five seconds did your banger because you're saying this this 0:03:24.560 --> 0:03:26.720 girl that I met and we were going for shots. 0:03:27.480 --> 0:03:30.280 So you did shot to one fifty one with your 0:03:30.320 --> 0:03:35.440 now wife. Yeah, yep, Oh my god. I feel so 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:39.839 filthy now. Can we set that out? We know you get. 0:03:41.280 --> 0:03:43.280 This is what you get because you know what, I 0:03:43.320 --> 0:03:46.520 don't think that we talked. We don't talk about sex 0:03:46.760 --> 0:03:49.600 sex with with our significant others. I guess because we 0:03:49.680 --> 0:03:52.240 value them too much, right, we have too much respect, 0:03:52.560 --> 0:03:55.280 Like even like, I don't know. You know, you've you've 0:03:55.320 --> 0:04:01.160 talked about well, remember scary you with your girlfriend? Now 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:06.040 ten years we're gonna hear from her shortly, by the way, Yes, 0:04:06.120 --> 0:04:09.320 well okay, but here's the thing. Ten and a half 0:04:09.400 --> 0:04:12.160 years ago, she was just the girl you were banging. No, 0:04:12.760 --> 0:04:16.440 I never told stories about her. Okay, I'm winking. You 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:19.080 can't see me now, I'm winking, fuck you. I never 0:04:19.120 --> 0:04:22.800 said shit. Okay, okay, so that was somebody what I'm saying. 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:25.000 But do you ever think about did you ever think 0:04:25.120 --> 0:04:26.920 I'm just saying when when a person is not serious 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:31.240 in your world, you tend to like tell stories like like, 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:33.160 I'm thinking about all the people on our show, I'm 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:36.040 thinking about all my friends in serious relationships. I'm thinking 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:39.080 about my friends with wives and and my female friends 0:04:39.120 --> 0:04:44.760 with husbands. I don't hear about those bar bartime stories 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:48.160 of like you know, that locker room talk that sometimes 0:04:48.200 --> 0:04:51.159 we get into because we have class I suppose, or 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:53.560 we have too much respect for those people, or just 0:04:53.839 --> 0:04:57.520 it's just so here. I am now trying to backtrack 0:04:58.040 --> 0:05:01.880 because I'm asking you for a like like what you did. 0:05:02.920 --> 0:05:05.800 I wanted the dirt, but to me at the at 0:05:05.800 --> 0:05:07.480 the beginning of your story. It was just like it 0:05:07.560 --> 0:05:10.919 was just a girl that you meditateze. Okay, but you 0:05:10.920 --> 0:05:14.640 you know me for we'll just say many presidents. That's 0:05:14.720 --> 0:05:16.919 many presidents have gone by since you met me. Right, 0:05:17.120 --> 0:05:19.880 We've known each other a long, long, long time. Have 0:05:20.080 --> 0:05:25.680 I ever told you a story about banging some chick? Never? Right, 0:05:25.920 --> 0:05:27.840 which is why I wanted to know. I wanted to 0:05:27.880 --> 0:05:30.680 get to it right. Why you thought I would start now? Well, 0:05:30.720 --> 0:05:32.479 I thought maybe you would tell me a story on 0:05:32.520 --> 0:05:35.839 the podcast in front of our slices. I really not 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:38.720 only that, I don't think let's let's go even further. 0:05:38.800 --> 0:05:40.640 I don't think I've ever heard you tell a drinking 0:05:40.680 --> 0:05:45.760 story on this podcastle alone drink. I mean I've had drinks. 0:05:45.760 --> 0:05:47.279 I have. There are nights where I've been a little 0:05:47.640 --> 0:05:48.880 you know, I've had a couple where I got a 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:53.120 little buzzy and the club getting tipsy. Yeah I got yeah, 0:05:53.160 --> 0:05:56.400 But I've never been drunk, never like full blown drunk. 0:05:56.560 --> 0:05:59.680 Never in your life. No, bro, you never got drunk. 0:06:00.000 --> 0:06:02.880 I've had this conversation. No. I enjoy watching other people 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:06.279 be stupid. You drive them home. You're a voider alcohol 0:06:06.560 --> 0:06:09.279 of alcoholics. I like I like making fun of people, 0:06:09.360 --> 0:06:11.839 having fun at their expense, joking around with not in 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:15.039 a bad way. And I like being sharp. I like 0:06:15.160 --> 0:06:19.760 my brain to be always on right. So sometimes some 0:06:19.880 --> 0:06:23.680 would say that they're sharper when they're hammered. Well I'm not. 0:06:23.839 --> 0:06:27.760 I get I get, you know, I get tired. Can 0:06:28.080 --> 0:06:30.680 listen just for an experiment? Now we're not doing that 0:06:31.440 --> 0:06:34.280 one one of these podcasts, one of these episodes. Maybe 0:06:34.279 --> 0:06:37.400 it's maybe it's two hundred. Can we just get drunk 0:06:37.440 --> 0:06:39.640 on the podcast together? First of all, I told you 0:06:39.680 --> 0:06:41.000 I've never been drunk in my life. If you think 0:06:41.000 --> 0:06:43.000 the first time I'm gonna do it is for a bit, yeah, 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:46.920 a momentous occasion, a milestone marker of our podcast number 0:06:46.920 --> 0:06:51.000 two hundred. I have no interest. You don't nope. If 0:06:51.040 --> 0:06:53.359 you think interest, no, I don't think about it. I 0:06:53.360 --> 0:06:55.480 have no interest. How great would it be? I want 0:06:55.480 --> 0:06:57.000 to hear what comes out of your mouth when you're 0:06:57.000 --> 0:07:00.520 when you're polluted. But you'll never will I never will 0:07:00.560 --> 0:07:04.280 be polluted. That's so sad you've never gotten drunk. It's 0:07:04.360 --> 0:07:07.080 sad you've never been a great I have a great time. 0:07:07.160 --> 0:07:10.000 I make people laugh. Why do I need to do that. 0:07:11.040 --> 0:07:13.600 It doesn't. It doesn't make life more enjoyable for me. 0:07:14.040 --> 0:07:16.200 It works for you. That's that's fantastic. Well, no, not 0:07:16.280 --> 0:07:18.520 all the time. I listened, by the way, I don't 0:07:18.560 --> 0:07:20.880 drink at home. I have friends, but you're never home, 0:07:21.040 --> 0:07:24.400 So no, I have friends. First of all, I already 0:07:24.480 --> 0:07:26.360 drink when I'm outside, which all the time. We can 0:07:26.400 --> 0:07:28.080 get a hammer on the podcast, because we're not gonna 0:07:28.120 --> 0:07:29.960 we're gonna be in our houses. Is we're gonna be 0:07:30.520 --> 0:07:32.440 Do you think I'm gonna go into my basement get 0:07:32.480 --> 0:07:35.680 drunk and then go up the stairs and my family. No, 0:07:35.880 --> 0:07:40.840 go to day. I just got got a podcast, but 0:07:40.920 --> 0:07:43.080 we don't even have a sponsible. Your your daughters will 0:07:43.120 --> 0:07:46.200 think you're cooler. You think I raised my kids to 0:07:46.280 --> 0:07:48.560 think that me getting drunk is cool. Your oldest daughter 0:07:48.560 --> 0:07:51.760 will big, Oh my god, where you can bond? Now, Dad, 0:07:51.800 --> 0:07:54.960 we got something in common. No, that's not. It's like 0:07:55.400 --> 0:07:56.600 you're the cool you all of a sudden, you're the 0:07:56.600 --> 0:07:59.560 cool dad. You know I'm the cool dad because I'm 0:07:59.720 --> 0:08:02.400 the ol dad. Right, Yeah, I know that, but you 0:08:02.440 --> 0:08:04.640 could be even cooler. You also know there's really no 0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:07.600 such thing as a cool dad to teenage girls. Do 0:08:07.640 --> 0:08:10.800 you know that from experience? No, I'm scary. I've I've 0:08:10.800 --> 0:08:14.840 said this to my kids many times. Everyone you know, school, 0:08:14.960 --> 0:08:19.640 after school activities, parties, friends. You don't know anyone whose 0:08:19.640 --> 0:08:23.320 father has a cooler job than I do. You don't 0:08:24.000 --> 0:08:26.160 and they're all lives. I've said to them, and they go, 0:08:26.200 --> 0:08:29.720 you know, cool dad, And I say, any of your 0:08:29.760 --> 0:08:33.319 friends fathers have a blue checkmark next to the name 0:08:33.320 --> 0:08:37.679 on social media, so it is a status thing you 0:08:37.800 --> 0:08:43.600 want of me for that you checkmark? Scary. It's a 0:08:43.640 --> 0:08:46.920 status thing to teenagers. It's not a status thing to me. 0:08:47.400 --> 0:08:50.800 I just said to them, if I'm not cool, find 0:08:50.800 --> 0:08:53.160 me someone one of your friends. I can tell you what. 0:08:53.480 --> 0:08:58.000 Find me a friend of yours who has more followers 0:08:58.040 --> 0:09:04.719 than I do. So I guess checkmate blue checkmate because there. 0:09:04.800 --> 0:09:06.920 But they don't. But I'm telling you teenagers don't. They 0:09:06.920 --> 0:09:08.400 don't think like that. They don't go, well, my dad's 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:10.920 really cool. They might think like taking them to jingle 0:09:10.960 --> 0:09:13.640 ball and backstage and getting to meet celebrities. That part 0:09:13.720 --> 0:09:16.560 is cool, but it still doesn't make me cool. It 0:09:16.600 --> 0:09:19.440 means my job has benefits. But if you aren't drunk 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:22.560 on the podcast. But no, that's that's not They would 0:09:22.600 --> 0:09:23.959 be like, Dad, you're an idiot. What are you doing? 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:29.760 Think about it that a teenager, if your father got drunk, 0:09:29.760 --> 0:09:32.520 you'd be like, mom, My dad's drunk. What is he doing? 0:09:32.760 --> 0:09:35.040 He's slobbering all over the house. You wouldn't think your 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:38.120 dad's cool. And I'm sorry, scary, you know me better 0:09:38.160 --> 0:09:40.079 than that. I would not raise my kids to think 0:09:40.120 --> 0:09:42.319 drinking is cool, like the fact that I'm drinking is 0:09:42.320 --> 0:09:44.600 a cool thing. No, I'm not saying you teach it, 0:09:44.800 --> 0:09:47.040 but they learn it somehow on their own, and then 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:49.000 they bring it back and then I don't know. I'm 0:09:49.000 --> 0:09:51.240 not condoning it. I'm not trying to send a message. 0:09:51.440 --> 0:09:53.160 You don't understand how parenting works. Well, that's why I 0:09:53.160 --> 0:09:57.800 don't have kids, right Why. Look, I'm not saying that 0:09:57.880 --> 0:10:01.520 all kids don't rebel or grow up differently than their parents, 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:04.719 or think that different things are cool. I'm saying that 0:10:04.800 --> 0:10:07.959 the kids I have would not be like, Wow, dad's hammered. 0:10:09.480 --> 0:10:12.200 If I accomplished something and won an award or I 0:10:12.320 --> 0:10:14.880 devoted time to charity, they would go, wow, dad's voted 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:18.160 time to a charity. Dad did something great in the community. 0:10:18.480 --> 0:10:21.199 Dad was, you know, got to meet a celebrity, and 0:10:21.240 --> 0:10:22.800 then I got to meet them. They don't even care 0:10:22.840 --> 0:10:24.840 when I meet celebrities. They don't even they don't care 0:10:24.880 --> 0:10:27.880 about that either, No, because they only not. This is 0:10:27.960 --> 0:10:30.760 gonna sound wrong. They would care more if they got 0:10:30.760 --> 0:10:32.720 to meet them, but then they feel bad that they 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:34.800 didn't get to meet them. Sometimes, so I have to 0:10:34.840 --> 0:10:36.760 I have to pick and choose. Like if I beat 0:10:36.800 --> 0:10:39.520 Billie Eilish, my kids don't go, oh, that's so cool, Dad, 0:10:39.559 --> 0:10:41.920 you're the coolest. They say, oh, damn, I wish I 0:10:41.960 --> 0:10:45.440 was there, because well, but if I meet someone, like 0:10:45.520 --> 0:10:48.079 let's say I meet Jon bon Jovi, they'll think it's 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:50.559 cool for me because they know it makes me happy. 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:52.920 So as much as I think Billie Eilish is talented, 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:56.040 the excitement level for me is not the same. I 0:10:56.080 --> 0:10:58.800 wouldn't call myself a Billy Eilish fan, even though I 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:02.439 think she's very talented. Um, so that's it. They don't go, oh, 0:11:02.440 --> 0:11:04.959 my god, you Belle Alish. They go, oh cool, that's 0:11:05.080 --> 0:11:07.400 I wish I could have come up that day, you know, 0:11:07.440 --> 0:11:09.360 because they would like to be Billie Eilish but now, 0:11:09.440 --> 0:11:16.320 what if we got high on the podcast? Scary what listen? 0:11:16.400 --> 0:11:18.640 They just legalized weed in the state of New Jersey 0:11:18.679 --> 0:11:20.880 and we both live in New Jersey. We could be 0:11:20.960 --> 0:11:23.040 we could as soon as it goes into effect. That 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:27.600 could be the bit where we analyze, we analyze how 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:30.520 you know it's effects on people? We could? You know? Okay, 0:11:30.559 --> 0:11:35.000 here's a tribute legalized marijuana. Here's a question for the listeners. 0:11:35.000 --> 0:11:37.200 If you've been paying attention for a hundred and fifty episodes, 0:11:37.720 --> 0:11:40.880 which number is is greater the number of times that 0:11:40.920 --> 0:11:43.120 I've been drunk or the number of times I've been 0:11:43.160 --> 0:11:47.760 on drugs and high? What they're even at zero? That's correct? Slices? 0:11:49.320 --> 0:11:52.560 You know that scary that we could? I'm just saying 0:11:52.720 --> 0:11:54.520 we could? What if we What if we do? What 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:57.640 if we took a gummy? On the beginning, I'm listening. 0:11:58.480 --> 0:12:02.120 It's talking to the wrong person, alright, People listen to 0:12:02.120 --> 0:12:06.400 this podcast because hopefully I entertained them and that my 0:12:06.440 --> 0:12:10.120 wit is quick, right, No, no one's taking that away 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:13.199 from it. But that's who I am, right, So, even 0:12:13.280 --> 0:12:15.400 for twenty minutes, I wouldn't want to be that person. 0:12:16.000 --> 0:12:17.880 I've explained that I don't want to be. You don't 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:21.559 want to be aside from yourself, beside yourself, looking at yourself, 0:12:21.880 --> 0:12:24.400 saying who the fund is this guy and what is correct? 0:12:24.600 --> 0:12:27.280 I pride myself on my intellect and my sense of humor, 0:12:27.640 --> 0:12:29.679 and I don't want to be without those for a second. 0:12:30.160 --> 0:12:33.640 You're so serious and woken up after surgery. If you 0:12:33.679 --> 0:12:37.240 had surgery, no, right, when you wake up, I've had 0:12:37.280 --> 0:12:38.800 a few. When you wake up at the surgery, you're 0:12:38.800 --> 0:12:41.160 out of it, right, You're like, oh yeah, right. It 0:12:41.280 --> 0:12:46.319 to me, it's a nightmare that I can't focus myself. 0:12:46.760 --> 0:12:48.360 That if you said hot, it would take me a 0:12:48.360 --> 0:12:52.440 minute to say cold. Right, That slowed down feeling is 0:12:52.600 --> 0:12:56.400 horror for me. That's fair. And by the way, I 0:12:56.480 --> 0:13:01.319 want to I'm not passing judgment for people listening. If 0:13:01.360 --> 0:13:03.640 you guys get stoned, you whatever, you listen, you go 0:13:03.679 --> 0:13:06.640 to Oregon now and do heroin legally. I heard you 0:13:06.640 --> 0:13:12.720 could do mushrooms in Oregon. Heroin. You don't wait, heroin? Heroin? Yeah, 0:13:12.760 --> 0:13:15.839 don't stop. That's legal. Yeah they legalize it. No they didn't. 0:13:16.720 --> 0:13:18.760 That's you think that's a joke. You think like, here's 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:21.880 my big joke. Here's the punchline. Heroin's legal. Yes, heroin 0:13:21.960 --> 0:13:26.320 is legal in Oregon. I thought it was just mushrooms. No. Oh. 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:29.520 My point is if it works for you, Like on 0:13:29.559 --> 0:13:32.080 the Elvis Ranch, Gandhi smokes a lot of pot. That 0:13:32.160 --> 0:13:35.120 works for her. She enjoys it. Yeah. I don't look 0:13:35.120 --> 0:13:36.640 down my nose at all. I don't say well again, 0:13:36.760 --> 0:13:38.360 I think it's fine. Do you look up your nose? 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:40.960 Are you trying to make a drug reference there? Nope, 0:13:41.080 --> 0:13:43.199 I don't look. I don't put any up nose, my 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:47.000 finger occasionally when let me clarify, let's clear the air here. 0:13:47.040 --> 0:13:48.599 I don't eat you know this is I'm not a 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:52.880 drug guy either. I'm just to me are these are hypotheticals. 0:13:53.760 --> 0:13:56.080 But I've gotten high once or twice, once or twice. 0:13:56.080 --> 0:13:58.640 I've taken a gummy here and there. But as I 0:13:58.640 --> 0:14:01.319 don't see, and that's another admitted to worse on the radio. 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:03.040 So I don't know. I don't dge here. I don't think. 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:06.600 I don't think that, um I would see. I don't 0:14:06.600 --> 0:14:08.720 do it at home. I have friends that are right 0:14:08.760 --> 0:14:10.680 only when you go out and again you're never home. 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:13.880 I have friends had a recreational drinker couch nobody has 0:14:13.880 --> 0:14:16.880 ever sat on. Well, my girlfriend tries to sit on 0:14:16.920 --> 0:14:20.600 the damn thing, but it bounces her right off you. 0:14:20.920 --> 0:14:22.960 So he let me paint the picture of Scary's house. 0:14:23.400 --> 0:14:26.360 Scary has a kitchen, a living room, a little terrace, 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:30.040 a bathroom in the bedroom. Right, one bedroom, one bedroom, 0:14:30.040 --> 0:14:32.720 I said, a bathroom in the bedroom right. The living room. 0:14:32.720 --> 0:14:34.400 WI see you when you walk in. You see the kitchen. 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:37.160 It's impeccable. It's like everything was placed there as if 0:14:37.200 --> 0:14:39.000 he was trying to sell the house. And then the 0:14:39.040 --> 0:14:42.120 living room looks like which actually did He bought a 0:14:42.160 --> 0:14:45.600 picture out of a magazine. He bought the carpet, the chair, 0:14:45.760 --> 0:14:48.760 the rug. He bought everything from the picture, so it 0:14:48.800 --> 0:14:51.560 all matches beautifully. The couches light blue, it a little 0:14:51.560 --> 0:14:53.440 bit of brown. The rug, if I remember correctly, is 0:14:53.520 --> 0:14:56.080 light blue and brown. The chair is light like. It's 0:14:56.080 --> 0:15:00.880 all the patterns of blue, brown and white are all throughout, 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:04.160 from the pictures on the wall to the furniture to 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:07.760 did Scary walked into the gap and he brought the mannequin. 0:15:08.200 --> 0:15:11.120 That's what he did. He bought the outfit he brought. 0:15:11.400 --> 0:15:14.160 He brought the scar for around the mannequin's neck. He 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:17.840 bought the gap uniform, but he bought right. But he 0:15:17.880 --> 0:15:20.120 sits on it because although it looks good and when 0:15:20.120 --> 0:15:21.520 you first what you did you buy that in like 0:15:21.520 --> 0:15:26.520 ten years ago, like now it's like fourteen. He brought 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:29.480 this furniture, he had to tell you what magazine he 0:15:29.480 --> 0:15:31.840 brought it out of, what brand name. He was so 0:15:31.880 --> 0:15:34.640 proud of himself. But what he didn't do was sit 0:15:34.720 --> 0:15:36.280 on the couch because you mail ordered it right. You 0:15:36.320 --> 0:15:39.720 didn't get it from like, uh, Ashley Furniture or anything 0:15:39.800 --> 0:15:42.080 when he got online, so you didn't sit on it. 0:15:42.280 --> 0:15:44.520 When my wife and I buy couches, I go to 0:15:44.600 --> 0:15:46.960 every furniture store that in the tri state New York, 0:15:46.960 --> 0:15:49.440 New Jersey, Connecticut area, and you like, you lay on it? 0:15:50.960 --> 0:15:56.720 And yeah, I check every recliner. I decided if I 0:15:56.800 --> 0:15:59.000 like the lever versus a button? Do you bang around 0:15:59.000 --> 0:16:04.680 the couch? I yeah, while I'm stalling. Yeah, you're high 0:16:05.000 --> 0:16:07.880 while I'm high. You bought this couch. Does it look 0:16:07.920 --> 0:16:09.680 good in the magazine? And it does look good in 0:16:09.680 --> 0:16:12.560 the magazine, But it's hard as a fucking rock. No, 0:16:12.720 --> 0:16:15.320 it is. It is. It was the biggest mistake of 0:16:15.360 --> 0:16:17.840 my life that you could bounce coins off of it, 0:16:18.400 --> 0:16:21.960 you could bounce people off of it, so anyway, you 0:16:21.960 --> 0:16:24.720 could break a butt cheek. But it looks good. It 0:16:24.760 --> 0:16:27.680 does look good aesthetically, it's great, and it fits the 0:16:27.760 --> 0:16:30.320 room and it matches exactly everything else it needed to 0:16:30.320 --> 0:16:33.560 be there. But whatever my point is needed to be there, 0:16:33.680 --> 0:16:38.080 you're never there. My point is, I've noticed I don't 0:16:38.080 --> 0:16:41.600 know if you have friends like this, Brodie, but they like, like, okay. 0:16:41.640 --> 0:16:44.280 So there are a group of my friends right now 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:46.960 as we speak, as we as we speak that are 0:16:47.000 --> 0:16:51.120 out roaming in Hoboken, sitting at a bar somewhere, and 0:16:51.160 --> 0:16:53.280 they're just drinking their faces off, and they did it 0:16:53.400 --> 0:16:56.840 yesterday and today and they'll probably do it tomorrow as well. 0:16:57.240 --> 0:17:00.120 And I am in a in a private chat with 0:17:00.160 --> 0:17:03.240 my buddy Will and he's like, hey, man, you're going 0:17:03.240 --> 0:17:05.440 out tonight, and I'm like, na, man, I can't keep 0:17:05.600 --> 0:17:07.800 I can't keep up with these guys. I can't. These 0:17:07.800 --> 0:17:10.719 guys drink at home, they smoke at home, and then 0:17:10.720 --> 0:17:12.280 they go out and they do it all out, and 0:17:12.320 --> 0:17:15.639 they do it during a weekday, Brodie. At some point, 0:17:15.680 --> 0:17:18.959 it's got it. Something's gotta give you listen. You know 0:17:19.080 --> 0:17:22.120 me to to to work hard and play hard. Yeah, 0:17:22.280 --> 0:17:24.679 during the week, I am relaxed. I do not do 0:17:24.800 --> 0:17:27.199 and I don't bring this into my personal space. But 0:17:27.760 --> 0:17:30.640 there wasn't time you went out drinking on like Wednesday 0:17:31.040 --> 0:17:34.080 years ago and more and you roll into work at 0:17:34.080 --> 0:17:35.719 five am. You can't do that. Now, I'll go a 0:17:35.720 --> 0:17:38.840 full week without having one cocktail because it will be 0:17:38.840 --> 0:17:41.679 on a Saturday night next time I drink. You know, 0:17:41.720 --> 0:17:44.719 my girlfriend pops bottles of wine at home and I'm like, 0:17:44.760 --> 0:17:47.480 you're drinking at home and you could ask her about this. 0:17:47.480 --> 0:17:49.240 We're gonna have her on in a second. And she's 0:17:49.240 --> 0:17:52.560 like yes, because of course she goes. She was don't choose. 0:17:52.680 --> 0:17:54.919 You're weird for not drinking at home, and I'm like, no, 0:17:55.000 --> 0:17:57.480 I'm not. I'm normal, And I'm normal for wanting to 0:17:57.520 --> 0:18:00.800 stay home during a weekday, weeknight and go tie one 0:18:00.840 --> 0:18:02.880 on at four o'clock in the afternoon on a one 0:18:02.960 --> 0:18:07.840 girlfriend call you a lightweight. Yeah, my friends think my 0:18:07.880 --> 0:18:10.240 girlfriend is more of a man than me because she 0:18:10.400 --> 0:18:14.879 drinks whiskey. Well, you did, used to get drunk on 0:18:14.920 --> 0:18:19.920 Apple Tine's. She likes scotch. Do you remember the night 0:18:19.920 --> 0:18:23.840 We went to some event at the was it the 0:18:23.920 --> 0:18:29.720 Nanuette mall? We went West West night it was the 0:18:30.040 --> 0:18:33.320 Palisades Center mall. Right, huge one. We went to something opening. 0:18:33.760 --> 0:18:35.560 It was some client thing and they had a massive 0:18:35.600 --> 0:18:38.520 ice sculpture where they would pour the drink down from 0:18:38.520 --> 0:18:40.600 like a thirty ft in the air. Oh my god, 0:18:40.640 --> 0:18:43.119 I remember this, And it would slide through the ice 0:18:43.200 --> 0:18:45.680 and come out the bottom, and you waited at the 0:18:45.680 --> 0:18:48.520 bottom of your mouth, open glass. It was. It was 0:18:48.560 --> 0:18:50.960 the ice luge, right, the ice louse. They were so 0:18:50.960 --> 0:18:53.879 they were pouring apple tine's down this thing after like 0:18:53.920 --> 0:18:56.000 an apple tine and a half. You a plaster. I 0:18:56.080 --> 0:18:59.199 forgot about plaster. You had. I put my tongue. I 0:18:59.240 --> 0:19:02.000 put my tongue at the bottom of this. But by 0:19:02.000 --> 0:19:03.639 the way, how would that go over? Now? That seems 0:19:03.680 --> 0:19:07.080 so far and putting your mouth on the apple teina? Lose? 0:19:08.400 --> 0:19:12.399 Where does that fall from the CDC guidelines? You know technically, 0:19:13.280 --> 0:19:15.960 uh be able to do that because it's not in 0:19:16.000 --> 0:19:22.960 the guidelines. Yeah, um it's not. It's not listed. Uh whatever, 0:19:23.440 --> 0:19:25.959 I don't know. You know what, there's a movie called Gus. 0:19:27.000 --> 0:19:29.800 Have you ever seen it? No, I've heard about it. 0:19:30.000 --> 0:19:34.360 It's a movie from six and it's about a football 0:19:34.400 --> 0:19:37.960 team that gets a horse to kick field goals because 0:19:38.000 --> 0:19:41.080 you know, they kick really hard backwards. And so the 0:19:41.119 --> 0:19:43.200 other team says, you can't get a horse to kick 0:19:43.680 --> 0:19:46.520 field goals, and the team says, it's not in the rules, 0:19:47.520 --> 0:19:52.720 because why would it be right? Right? So why would 0:19:52.880 --> 0:19:56.639 ice loge, apple tea icel be in the rules of 0:19:57.480 --> 0:19:59.960 not coming for I don't want to get claimed blame 0:20:00.160 --> 0:20:03.800 for plagiarizing a comic. So Bill Maher, who's a very 0:20:03.800 --> 0:20:07.040 political comic, has been using the Gus reference. I'm not 0:20:07.040 --> 0:20:09.399 gonna get into y, but he's been using the Gus 0:20:09.400 --> 0:20:13.479 reference about certain people trying to guess things, meaning, you know, 0:20:13.880 --> 0:20:17.600 go around the rules because technically it's not in the rules, 0:20:18.200 --> 0:20:20.399 so you're not breaking the rules. So I feel like 0:20:20.440 --> 0:20:23.680 putting your mouth on an ice luge would be okay 0:20:23.760 --> 0:20:27.920 because it's there's nobody at the c d C, right, 0:20:28.320 --> 0:20:31.919 the Governor of New York, the governor, they're quar right, 0:20:31.920 --> 0:20:34.320 they're quarantining us at they're closing restaurants and bars at 0:20:34.359 --> 0:20:37.640 ten o'clock. Not one of them I looked, not one 0:20:37.640 --> 0:20:39.800 of them said no, putting your mouth on an Apple 0:20:39.800 --> 0:20:44.040 teina ice luge do it? They can't find you for it? 0:20:44.240 --> 0:20:46.320 Where does it say you can't do it? You tell 0:20:46.400 --> 0:20:53.479 them to go watch Gus? Oh my god. Uh so 0:20:53.520 --> 0:20:57.240 we have Robin coming up right. I've got a couple 0:20:57.280 --> 0:21:00.480 of free ships for me stories you do hopefully we'll 0:21:00.520 --> 0:21:02.879 get Yeah, but they're but they're not like one offs. 0:21:03.320 --> 0:21:06.160 There's their rants that ended up well for me. Oh 0:21:06.280 --> 0:21:09.840 I thought that they someone sent you ship. Uh well 0:21:10.000 --> 0:21:12.439 kind of yeah, yeah, I have to tell you them. 0:21:12.440 --> 0:21:15.840 But their rants, well what freached it for me? But 0:21:15.880 --> 0:21:17.400 you want to talk to your girlfriend, right, we want 0:21:17.400 --> 0:21:20.120 to get okay, I'll tell you what. Well, by the way, 0:21:20.600 --> 0:21:24.159 it's we're doing this podcast Wednesday night. This is Wednesday Night, 0:21:24.720 --> 0:21:27.520