Speaker 1: Forever. Look man, oh I see you? Why why? And
Speaker 1: look over there? How is that nulture? Yes? Goodness, let's
Speaker 1: call okay, that was chill. I felt it was really
Speaker 1: chill of us to without telling anyone we were doing that.
Speaker 1: Um so listen, you just having a good time. So far,
Speaker 1: good time. We've got a fun little announcement. I think
Speaker 1: we definitely do have a fun little announcement and it
Speaker 1: actually involves what you might say is a sister podcast
Speaker 1: of ours. It's called Seek Treatments, and we'd like to
Speaker 1: welcome the host of State Treatment to the stage right now,
Speaker 1: Catherine Cohen and Terry. Do they know they're coming from?
Speaker 1: Where are they coming from? Catherine and Pat? Catherine again,
Speaker 1: what we're diving so well? You couldn't hear? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I couldn't hear. Get two chairs and come over here,
Speaker 1: you guys. This is so crazy. We haven't run through
Speaker 1: this at all, so fly by night. But we have
Speaker 1: an announcement, a big announcement announcement. We have a big
Speaker 1: seekh culture announced. Everyone could how are you couldn't hear? You? Guys?
Speaker 1: Feel like so sorry, so sorry. And I was back here.
Speaker 1: I was like hello, hello, and she was listening to
Speaker 1: this town, by which I mean New York, l A.
Speaker 1: And Edinburgh is a showbiz city. Okay, we've got an announcement.
Speaker 1: You have an announcement that we want to share, okay publicly,
Speaker 1: and we want to ask everyone to be really respectful
Speaker 1: about our announcement privacy at this time that we are
Speaker 1: choosing to make our own. Yes, actually really want to
Speaker 1: say everyone, please respect my family's privacy. Please absolutely. For me,
Speaker 1: friends are my family? Yeah, so I wonder, Yeah, this
Speaker 1: is a family. We up on stage right now are
Speaker 1: a nuclear family. But for me, I don't feel safe
Speaker 1: without a table. It's crazy. Do you want to move
Speaker 1: closer to the actual lipidy right at this point in
Speaker 1: the show. It wouldn't be right. But at least now
Speaker 1: we know your comfort level, we know your comfort. Um. Now,
Speaker 1: if we're a nuclear family, it's dad, mom, daughter daughter.
Speaker 1: I do I do feel we are the two daughters.
Speaker 1: Wait for pat, what is our relationship as sisters? I'm
Speaker 1: actually um, I'm Larissa. Oh next year, Jessica, Julia, you
Speaker 1: think I'm like the moody who like wears turtle. Next
Speaker 1: that's actually me, I'm Julia and she wears Actually Spaghetti's shops,
Speaker 1: but she does but make up black, so it's gods
Speaker 1: but you can't. And I she has like turtleneck energy.
Speaker 1: Where is Larissa actually famously has energy in that film, right,
Speaker 1: And she has a proud of backpack and she has
Speaker 1: what remember that that one when she's with Gabriel Union.
Speaker 1: She's like, I have a prod a backpack. But you
Speaker 1: don't remember that exchange? Yes, yes, she said, yeah, I
Speaker 1: know the diffen between like in love because I like
Speaker 1: my but I love my product. I like my Gucci
Speaker 1: shoes by love my product, and you can be whelmed.
Speaker 1: You can. Okay, here the audience isn't broken because they're
Speaker 1: not laughing at every single Okay, wait, we just have
Speaker 1: to come out with this announcement real fast. We are
Speaker 1: doing for New York Comedy Festival, a live show of
Speaker 1: Seek Culture. Very fun. It's gonna be a murmur which
Speaker 1: is on Eastern Parkway. It's by Grand Army Plaza. It's
Speaker 1: actually in Brooklyn, so sorry, um, but it's gonna be Saturday,
Speaker 1: November nine. We're very excited the four of us all
Speaker 1: together on stage, and I guess they'll be announcing that
Speaker 1: pretty soon. You can get tickets to that's doing all
Speaker 1: the time eight pm. Um, it's gonna be an advice show,
Speaker 1: So we're gonna have a microphone open and people will
Speaker 1: just come up with them their issues. I think, yes,
Speaker 1: And I'm actually learning all this information over the first
Speaker 1: time because of my relationship with emails. Yeah, because Pat
Speaker 1: has a shitty relationship with emails. He hasn't known about
Speaker 1: the show or will will consist of until right now.
Speaker 1: At this moment. It is an announcement mostly for him.
Speaker 1: For him, I can make it. I think. I'm noticing.
Speaker 1: I hope you can be. I would love to see you.
Speaker 1: They're being incredible. I'm noticing at this point in the the
Speaker 1: show a lot of people are talking, and I actually
Speaker 1: love that. I want to celebrate you and just lift
Speaker 1: you off and say, I hope what you guys are
Speaker 1: chatting about it's interesting. I love gossip. Please do film
Speaker 1: me in a medicative drama. So we just come forward,
Speaker 1: you know, work, We're family, were family. I think now
Speaker 1: we have some important business. We have some important business.
Speaker 1: And this is not the only announcement about C culture.
Speaker 1: We have two people on stage who here tonight will
Speaker 1: be receiving the non existent it doesn't actually exist, but
Speaker 1: they will be getting the Icon Award. Well, Catherine Cohen
Speaker 1: and Pat Regan, you are winners of the Icon Award.
Speaker 1: This is Catherine Cohen's first Icon Award. This is Pat
Speaker 1: Regan's eighth or ninth iconowar Wow, how does it feel?
Speaker 1: I mean to be recognized by your industry, by the establishment.
Speaker 1: When I was a little girl, I thought, one day
Speaker 1: we're a rented gown on stage in Brooklyn, and a
Speaker 1: friend of mine will say, you get an a war.
Speaker 1: But also I accept, But I do think I have
Speaker 1: to say. I'd be remiss if I didn't say, I
Speaker 1: think awards are so really and all the nominees, all
Speaker 1: the nominees, you guys, are amazing words. And of course
Speaker 1: the only in this category was Jill Kim Booster. He
Speaker 1: has lost again once more and was really going to
Speaker 1: make it. He's gonna be fine, He's gonna be fine.
Speaker 1: To be even to be up against him was so amazing. Um.
Speaker 1: I would I like to say that if here was
Speaker 1: a physical award, or break it into little pieces and
Speaker 1: throw it into the audience like me and girls like me,
Speaker 1: And I want to say that at the luncheon for
Speaker 1: the ceremony. Pece that that's exactly what Pat told me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: luncheon vibes. Earlier today. Earlier today, I asked, what's the
Speaker 1: luncheon and lunch? Don't think a luncheon is like a
Speaker 1: grand lunch. So it's like if if you know how
Speaker 1: you have a regular aunt and then you have a
Speaker 1: great aunt, Like the lunch n is the is the
Speaker 1: great great the lunch. The luncheon is your your mom's lunch.
Speaker 1: Yeah for me, for me as a woman, no offense
Speaker 1: for me as a woman. It's like, if there's a podium,
Speaker 1: it's luncheon vibe. Yeah, honey, that's lunch. Yeah. If it's
Speaker 1: a if it's a skirted table, that's a luncheon. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Ble right here on that note. Sorry, so sorry. I
Speaker 1: think I think it's time for Icon Award recipients to
Speaker 1: each dude. I don't think so, honey. So first up,
Speaker 1: let's have Pat time. No, No, I can't follow that. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: Reagan has won several awards that I always say my
Speaker 1: official career, and I don't think so, honey. I have
Speaker 1: retired and everything I do now is exhibition and does
Speaker 1: not affect my legacy. Right His first three were so
Speaker 1: good we left it there and now it's all just
Speaker 1: really for fun. That's for fun. No steaks. Pat is
Speaker 1: gonna be pre selected or trouble. I'm gonna do pre selected. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is cat Regans. I don't think so many icon
Speaker 1: a word winner. This time starts now. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: The human brain. The human brain is trash and belongs
Speaker 1: in a garbage pale. Do you, human brain? You hit
Speaker 1: me sad, but nothing's wrong, human brain, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: You may me watch The Affair season three and all
Speaker 1: day instead of writing an award winning script. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Remember you stupid bit. You're gonna make
Speaker 1: me scared that I'm gonna lose what I have and
Speaker 1: not get what I want. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: Human BRAINY think you made me think I hate my friends?
Speaker 1: What the brain? You're full with toxic chemicals. You're basically um,
Speaker 1: you're basically soft drink. I don't think so. Your human brain.
Speaker 1: People said you're the largest sex oregan. Um, well yeah,
Speaker 1: I wish you couldn't get fucked. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: human brain, you make me um. You make me just
Speaker 1: kind of lie. They're staring at the wall for seventeen
Speaker 1: hours an hour. I don't think so, honey, human brain,
Speaker 1: you never had an idea in your whole fucking life.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, brain, human brain, you make
Speaker 1: me think I'm so important when actually I'm really actually not.
Speaker 1: You stupid, stupid bisi. Human brain is a piece of
Speaker 1: trash and belongs in a garbage pail. That's one maining
Speaker 1: on what I think is his own human brain. Human
Speaker 1: brain in a garbage pail. That was amazing. Look at
Speaker 1: the support checking in with each other. And now it
Speaker 1: is time to pass the torch over to Catherine coll
Speaker 1: I'm just like I'm cold, You're cold. Don't have a
Speaker 1: track it. I'm wearing a trap withstra which is an
Speaker 1: act of community service. Okay, okay, I'm I guess, I'm
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess. I'm ready. Guess You're guests
Speaker 1: are ready. This is Catherine Cohen's I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. When
Speaker 1: love ends, why why wine must love it? You feel
Speaker 1: bad when love it, and I want to feel good
Speaker 1: all the time. I don't want to feel bad. Feeling bad?
Speaker 1: Med me sad, Okay, I'm running. I'm a poet. I
Speaker 1: don't think, so honeywhen love and and yeah, I'm the
Speaker 1: kind of girl who's like, it's actually harder if you're
Speaker 1: the one who does the break up. I don't thank
Speaker 1: so honey. When why? Why? Why? Why? One day? One
Speaker 1: day I say we're getting married in Paris in the
Speaker 1: spring as a drug. And the next day I think
Speaker 1: if the way you move your leg when you put
Speaker 1: your foot in your shoe makes me want to kill myself.
Speaker 1: Why I don't think, so Honeywe love and it isn't right,
Speaker 1: It isn't right. Why one day I get bored? Its
Speaker 1: life boring. It's like Jack Gilbert, the poet. Jack Gilbert says,
Speaker 1: romantic love has a half life of two and a
Speaker 1: half year. I don't think, so honey when love is
Speaker 1: can Nick me said, I don't want to go bad, bad,
Speaker 1: never good forever time. Don't tell me that. I don't think,
Speaker 1: so honey. When love ends, it's so sad. You've a
Speaker 1: best friend and then they die. And that's what man
Speaker 1: Catherine going in and two I caught award winners Regan
Speaker 1: and Catherine Coming, the host of Stick Treatmentscribe. I can subscribe,
Speaker 1: all right, now go it's her show's October. All right, everyone,
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be about time to resume. I
Speaker 1: don't think one of you guys excited. Then let's do it,
Speaker 1: shall we. This group is called Bank of America Presents.
Speaker 1: Welcome Rebecca O'Neil. Welcome, best slash was sure, Welcome to
Speaker 1: co O Boys and by Gathbo DRAMs. Yeah yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: first shop, we've got here. We go back up. Hello,
Speaker 1: how are you good? Great to hear that. So we
Speaker 1: have a question for you. Yes, that has to do
Speaker 1: with your I don't think so any topic. Will you
Speaker 1: be pre selecting this topic or will you troll ball
Speaker 1: the topic? I will be pre selected. Okay, this is
Speaker 1: Rebecca o'neils. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. Hello.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Open concept office space, I
Speaker 1: don't think so. I don't think so. Corporations think millennials
Speaker 1: want free range everything. We want the chickens, we want
Speaker 1: the eggs. But if I want a free range employment,
Speaker 1: let me work from home, you coward. I don't think that, honey.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I can hear everyone eating. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. I can hear your cachi cereal.
Speaker 1: I can hear you crunching all fifteen of your whole grain.
Speaker 1: I can hear digesting all nine grains of your plant
Speaker 1: based protein. I don't think so. Wheels on the chairs.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. They made you do that little
Speaker 1: disgraceful scooching move. I don't think so, honey. Two seconds,
Speaker 1: I've gotten so many colds in an open concept office space.
Speaker 1: I'm open face breathing all that people air. You see
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Don't put me on the m t A.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Good mone, No, thank you,
Speaker 1: open concept in the office. Now talk to us, Beth Slack,
Speaker 1: best slack everyone, Harold Knight, queen. Now you talk to
Speaker 1: us about the answer to this question. Trouble or pre selected.
Speaker 1: Talk to us about the answer. Like every robo call
Speaker 1: you've ever gotten, I've been pre selected. There we go, perfect.
Speaker 1: That's really good. This is Beth Slags. I don't thinks
Speaker 1: that when her time starts now, I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: Hades town, Okay, so culture. Wow. The story of Hadius
Speaker 1: Town spoiler. But if you don't know, per Wikipedia, this
Speaker 1: is based on an ancient myths. Still get the funk
Speaker 1: over it. This is a story of euridesty, and she
Speaker 1: is so fucking depressed about being poor that she makes
Speaker 1: a deal with the devil to go to the underworld.
Speaker 1: So you know how much you have to pay to
Speaker 1: see the story of someone who was so broken by
Speaker 1: poorness that they go to hell. Four hundred dollars. That
Speaker 1: is too much money. I am the firm believer that
Speaker 1: great art is inspired by seeing great art, but we
Speaker 1: have single handedly made it impossible for people to get
Speaker 1: in the room where it happens. Yes, yes, and you
Speaker 1: know what, Hamilton, I fucking see you With a seven
Speaker 1: hundred and forty nine dollar premium ticket. You could pay
Speaker 1: seven hundred forty to fly to Europe on Delta comfort plus.
Speaker 1: That means you get four extra just a leg room
Speaker 1: and fifty percive second cline. Yeah see you, No one,
Speaker 1: let's make it so we can have great art created
Speaker 1: and let the people who need to see it see it,
Speaker 1: because we're losing art every day. I don't think so high. Well,
Speaker 1: time making an example of hating town. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: please welcome to the mic shop. Yes, oh whoa brown
Speaker 1: Jlo who Jo? That was the runway that I need
Speaker 1: only Leo. There we go? All right, what are we
Speaker 1: thinking here? We're gonna do a pre slight the topic
Speaker 1: of the troll ball. We're gonna do pre selected happy Okay,
Speaker 1: this is she Lea Sharps. I don't think someone of
Speaker 1: your time starts now. I don't think so, honey Norman. Yeah, look, look,
Speaker 1: I know I'm killing you all. Let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: I'm sure she's a perfectly fine girl, right and whatever.
Speaker 1: However many harmonies she came from, it seemed to be enough.
Speaker 1: But y'all are giving her too much credit because she
Speaker 1: is ushering in an arrow we are not ready for.
Speaker 1: Are we really think about it? Are we really ready
Speaker 1: to bring back be dazzled visible song straps? Look in
Speaker 1: your hearts and tell me that you're ready to lower
Speaker 1: the rise? You'aly ready to lower the fucking rise? Are
Speaker 1: you kidding me? We just convinced people that pouch is
Speaker 1: what we need. Do you understand we are filling out
Speaker 1: pleats daily and this bitch is just gonna roll with
Speaker 1: an omage talking about any of you didn't funk that.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to what Jim for that little girl
Speaker 1: or anybody. I want my rise up here? Do you
Speaker 1: understand me? Check that ship back to the playground. And
Speaker 1: that's one man. Wow, she got us on board by
Speaker 1: the add right. I don't think so, honey, Normanty, come on,
Speaker 1: she sucks. Oh my god. Now welcome to the microphone,
Speaker 1: Nicole boy. Hello Nicole. What's gonna be pre selected or trollball?
Speaker 1: Do you think this is Nicole voice? I don't think
Speaker 1: times starts now. I don't think so, honey. People that
Speaker 1: don't have their Twitter set tonight mode okay, dark mode, Okay,
Speaker 1: it is too fucking bright. I am on Twitter twenty
Speaker 1: hours a day to keep my corneas intact. Okay, I
Speaker 1: have my phone set to dark mode. I have my
Speaker 1: computer set to dark mode. I wish I could change
Speaker 1: my refrigerator to dark mode. Okay, I wish I could
Speaker 1: set the sun to dark mode. Okay, I realized that's
Speaker 1: the moon. Okay, it's fine. Dark mode saves energy. Okay,
Speaker 1: So dark mode literally, if you don't have it, you're
Speaker 1: contributing an acceleration of climate change. Okay, Okay, dark mode
Speaker 1: is anti climate change. Dark Mode is anti capitalist. Okay,
Speaker 1: dark Mode has a little red rose in their Twitter bio. Okay,
Speaker 1: dark Mode is gonna vote for Elizabeth Warren. Okay, dark
Speaker 1: Mode is literally queering a phone brightness seconds if you
Speaker 1: don't have your phone set too dark Mode. You probably
Speaker 1: also think Comica Bay on Sea is a real couple.
Speaker 1: And that's that true. Yes, Blue Light found dead simply
Speaker 1: not true. Not true. Okay, so are next person to
Speaker 1: them like one our lottery at the Podma Show. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, she's phenomenal. Please. Welcome to the Microphone by Charonathy.
Speaker 1: My Dreaming by Charanthy, looking absolutely stunning. You told us
Speaker 1: what you're gonna do? Is it? Does it still stand?
Speaker 1: It's gonna be pre select your trouble. That is one
Speaker 1: of the bravest things I've ever heard. All Right, here
Speaker 1: we go. So okay, alright, you're gonna be roasting some
Speaker 1: people here tonight. Yes, this is front facing videos on Twitter?
Speaker 1: Are you familiar with the concept? You know about this? Twit?
Speaker 1: People like just doing like a character too old to
Speaker 1: understand what front facing videos are on Twitter? What the
Speaker 1: hell is that? Yes? Go go go. I know I
Speaker 1: look like I'm fifteen, but I'm five thirties, people, my thirties,
Speaker 1: So what is that? It's people who do funny bits
Speaker 1: on Twitter and they filmed themselves and they go viral
Speaker 1: likene like fine, so so so my coolness died when
Speaker 1: vine did so people, that's where I am. Here's another one,
Speaker 1: Dolly Parton. Dolly Parton, you wanted the trouble, Dolly part Yes,
Speaker 1: I don't think so your beauty. I don't think so
Speaker 1: your bounty. I don't think so your fabulousness. Thank you.
Speaker 1: And that's what I don't think so your beauty. I
Speaker 1: don't think so you're bounty. That is a real culture.
Speaker 1: A number four. I don't think so your beauty. I
Speaker 1: don't think your bounty. Give it up for Bank of America. Person.
Speaker 1: That's Rebecca O'Neil. That flaps let was sharp, Nicole Boy
Speaker 1: said Dreville. Al Right, we have our next group coming
Speaker 1: to the stage and they are called sorry to this man.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the stage. Jay Cony, eaty Bodica, Eatymotica. She's
Speaker 1: not here, not here, Taylor Trap. We have Tom Hilldon
Speaker 1: it's a three years, it's a three year, it's a
Speaker 1: three year. Okay, here we go. Everyone please talk. I'm
Speaker 1: Jake Coney to the egg this jacket. I heard it
Speaker 1: was a fashion show, so I wore my fashion jacket
Speaker 1: absolutely as you do, Jake. What's it gonna be? Pre
Speaker 1: selector or trouball? Pre selected? Okay? Selected? Everyone here, we
Speaker 1: got j think so many as time starts now, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Half marathons, let's try a little harder,
Speaker 1: your lazy pieces of ship. When else in your life
Speaker 1: do you demand congratulations for accomplishing half of something. Half
Speaker 1: marathons are kind of like the ultimate participation trophy. Okay,
Speaker 1: half marathons in the crowd. I mean, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 1: I respect the effort of you, you know, trying to
Speaker 1: give yourself the illusion of achievement. I just think that, um,
Speaker 1: we can raise the bar a little bit, and you know,
Speaker 1: if you want to impress me, just run the whole
Speaker 1: fucking thing, like, oh, okay, bitch in three hours and
Speaker 1: forty three minutes, but who's counting? Oh then five seconds,
Speaker 1: that'll impress me. But until then, I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: that's one minute. That's one minute, Jake, I want to
Speaker 1: write the whole marathon. You fuck you, run a whole marathon.
Speaker 1: You better, you better know it. Please give it up
Speaker 1: for the amazing Taylor trash. Yes, baby boy, this this
Speaker 1: doesn't count as my I don't think so, honey. But
Speaker 1: I do want to say I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: Bowen Yang, because I just found out you made it
Speaker 1: with my best friend today in the park, today, today,
Speaker 1: Then you are set. You are today in the park.
Speaker 1: Told me that he went on a good day today,
Speaker 1: but he didn't say he made it out in the right.
Speaker 1: They had ice cream and then they had ice cream.
Speaker 1: That's not a euphemism for anything, Taylor. Taylor is my dance.
Speaker 1: Whatever makes out in the park. Yes, he does it
Speaker 1: all the time. Taylor, what's gonna be a priestlet um um.
Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna date my little thinkies into the show.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's better than sex and people say that. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Great. I hope that you feel comfortable
Speaker 1: doing this your I don't think so. Any trouble topic
Speaker 1: is the iconic producer Actress Academy Award winner Reese with
Speaker 1: Your Time Start Now. I don't think so, honey, Reese
Speaker 1: Witherspoon more like Reese with her Nune. Okay, I liked
Speaker 1: you an election. I thought in big little eyes it
Speaker 1: was a little big. It was a little big for
Speaker 1: this screen. We are okay. And I also think that
Speaker 1: as someone who had a part and bring that show
Speaker 1: to the stage, the fact that she chose that role
Speaker 1: out of all the roles, I question that. I do
Speaker 1: question that. Um. I don't think so, Honey Reese Witherspoon,
Speaker 1: your um. People say that you have a big chin,
Speaker 1: and that says that's not good attorney to our standards
Speaker 1: of beauty that we have established in this country. Okay, Hondy,
Speaker 1: So you better get plastic surgery like I plan on
Speaker 1: have being okay because I do feel like the at
Speaker 1: least person on this stage right now. Seconds fifteen seconds.
Speaker 1: You know what is in fifteen seconds? Reese Witherspoon's chin. Okay,
Speaker 1: longer than fifteen seconds, Um, reeseon more like ease Witherspoon's trench.
Speaker 1: We've got a new rule of culture number nineties. Rud,
Speaker 1: more like brothers rude. Oh my god, Taylor trend God,
Speaker 1: welcome to the stage. Wonderful Tom Hilton wearing a cute
Speaker 1: fucking outfit. If I might say, no, you know, I
Speaker 1: do have to have to clarify something before I go.
Speaker 1: M So, Noah Galvin, who was announced, Um could and
Speaker 1: he could not make it. Um. So they grew on
Speaker 1: backstage like a sea monkey. And now I'm here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we went to our lab backstage, we grew in Noah
Speaker 1: Galvin and it's Tom here we go. No listen, Um,
Speaker 1: we have a question for you that we've actually asked everyone,
Speaker 1: and we will continue to do that, the tradition of
Speaker 1: asking with you here today on stage, and that is
Speaker 1: the trouble or pre selected. I've waited for the platform. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think that means pre selected. This is Tom Hiltons.
Speaker 1: I don't think so many as time starts now, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Patricia Arquette's recent projects scooping up
Speaker 1: awards for your embarrassing performances and Escape at Dena Mora
Speaker 1: and the Act. Babe, Baby, your bag of tricks is
Speaker 1: decades old. You're playing a loopie mom Alison Dubom Medium,
Speaker 1: six seasons, two networks. You woke up hyperventilating from a
Speaker 1: ghost nightmare. In every cold open, You're wearing a statement wig,
Speaker 1: lost highway, two wigs, one film, fake teeth. The real
Speaker 1: ones are more your thing. But that's okay. I don't
Speaker 1: need you giving me ice cold murder and a fake
Speaker 1: illness when you already gave me desert hot murder and
Speaker 1: a fake horse. Bitch, you were in holes. Bitch, you
Speaker 1: were in holes. You think it's brave to snatch a
Speaker 1: trophy from Amy Adams, a favorite of the gays. You
Speaker 1: worked twelve years for your oscar and still every fag
Speaker 1: in America was rooting for m Stone. Is that fucking
Speaker 1: hot topic? Employing in five seconds? Patrisha, you're my second
Speaker 1: favorite actress. You're not Tony Collett, but you're the background
Speaker 1: on my phone. That means that you are better than
Speaker 1: a Netflix mom. Come with Felicity Huffman, I don't fix
Speaker 1: so hot, Tom giving up? Sorry, Sorry to this man,
Speaker 1: Jay Taylor Trend and Tom Tom Hilton by Beautiful Boys.
Speaker 1: I thought that was very fine. We have another group
Speaker 1: as a out to at the stage and they're called
Speaker 1: Amazing Comedians. Now welcome to the Stains. Drew Anderson, please welcome,
Speaker 1: Marshall Belski, Welcome, Sam Taggers, give it up for Gabe
Speaker 1: Gonzalez and for Joe Castle. Baby this amazing comedian and
Speaker 1: now welcome to the microphone, Drew and true, it's Drew
Speaker 1: for you. Yes, okay, so listen, Drew. Yes, you know
Speaker 1: you kind of know the drill, but it's trollballer. It's
Speaker 1: pre selected. That's the question. I'm going to do. Pre selected.
Speaker 1: We love that Drew Anderson's I don't think so many
Speaker 1: a time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Pot
Speaker 1: Luck dinner something that started where we're all convinced that
Speaker 1: they're going to be fun, romantic parision. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: I don't want your friend Megan from abroad bringing her
Speaker 1: kale salad that she's been keeping in her bag since
Speaker 1: ten am. Honey, I'll cook for you, cook for me,
Speaker 1: wine me, dine me, sixty nine me? What are we
Speaker 1: doing here? What's going on? And the email banter before
Speaker 1: the pot la, coney, you have that friend from nine
Speaker 1: years ago from improv classes doing a lot of bits
Speaker 1: replying all to everyone. Honey, we don't need that. We
Speaker 1: just want to We want to enjoy ourselves. We want
Speaker 1: to eat the delicious food and just you know, lay
Speaker 1: back and feel good about ourselves. I don't think so, honey,
Speaker 1: pot La, don't fight true to any of your dinners,
Speaker 1: don't do it. Welcome to the microphone, Marcia Belt. Yes,
Speaker 1: it to be here now listen. Trouble or pre selected,
Speaker 1: It's that simple. I've been waiting for this question all night,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna do pre selected. I don't think so many.
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. I don't think so, honey, saying
Speaker 1: ship to my face. Uh, if you have shipped to
Speaker 1: say about me, you can say it behind my back
Speaker 1: like a fucking adult. I don't think so, honey. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. I'm busy, I have errands. I don't
Speaker 1: have time to self reflect. You know, how about give
Speaker 1: me a serious of passive aggressive clues over a course
Speaker 1: of two years. Seconds. I will figure it out eventually.
Speaker 1: You know, venting is healthy. Go to your group text.
Speaker 1: I don't really see what it has to do with me.
Speaker 1: I don't know why you're coming to me. Also, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. When I first met you, I
Speaker 1: didn't really like you. Okay, seconds, fuck that. I hate that.
Speaker 1: It's pause, it's pause, it's pause, it's pause, it's pause.
Speaker 1: This is huge. This we have to hear plug it in. Okay,
Speaker 1: five seconds? What I don't like you? Now, bitch, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. It's so true. That is the
Speaker 1: worst thing you can ever you ever say that. When
Speaker 1: I first like you, I didn't like you. Now welcome
Speaker 1: to the stage, Sam Tagger, Oh my god, A simple crop,
Speaker 1: simple favor. Well it's for fall, after all, Sam, what's
Speaker 1: it gonna be? Pre selected or trouball? Okay, not to
Speaker 1: sound like a fucking freak, but I'm gonna do pre select. Okay,
Speaker 1: you freak. You did sound like one, dast Sam Taggers.
Speaker 1: I don't think somebody is five starts now, Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. The word gubernatorial, no, okay, you
Speaker 1: want me to take this stuff seriously, Start using real
Speaker 1: fucking words, like, I'm sorry, this is not like Dr
Speaker 1: Seuss goes to fucking Washington, like, look, I love our
Speaker 1: Gooberman like like I totally love like our cruiser day,
Speaker 1: but like, but like, if you're not using like real
Speaker 1: words and taking this seriously, like I'm not going to
Speaker 1: take it seriously either, and I probably won't vote seconds.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, we've got tons of words. You don't
Speaker 1: have to make up a new one, just use when
Speaker 1: that already exists, maybe like governorship or whatever. Five seconds.
Speaker 1: Gooper Nottorial, where my Gooper's at? I don't wow, I
Speaker 1: know our gooberman. It's actually real culture number I now
Speaker 1: welcome to the microphone. Gabe consign. Welcome, Gabe. You're here,
Speaker 1: You're back. Um, I am back. I want you all
Speaker 1: to know I recently went to Province Town for the
Speaker 1: first time. I came back with an s t I
Speaker 1: on one of the easy ones. I wanted a tough one,
Speaker 1: one of the easy ones. It was a shot to
Speaker 1: the butt. But I also came back with a newfound
Speaker 1: sense of adventurous Now any any man tonight? So I
Speaker 1: think tonight I'm doing the troll wo wow. Okay, So
Speaker 1: as I dive in here, I out what are you
Speaker 1: pulling out? Man has already been I'm really used to
Speaker 1: men pulling out. Let's talk clearly. I'm on prep. It's fine,
Speaker 1: it's fine, fine, Um everyone, I want you to gird
Speaker 1: your loins because we're about to hear. And I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey, trouble on big little lies. Now, okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, big little lies. Because if
Speaker 1: I wanted my coworker to take a break by the
Speaker 1: beach while listening to her iPod, I would go back
Speaker 1: to working at Jimmy John's. I don't think so honey,
Speaker 1: big little lies, because if I wanted to see the
Speaker 1: Cole Kidman getting railed, I would just watch Vanilla Sky.
Speaker 1: And I want to mention that Tom Cruise is very
Speaker 1: short like I am, so we can be the lead
Speaker 1: in a sexy I don't think so little lies because
Speaker 1: if those kids talk to their parents the way I
Speaker 1: talk to my parents, they probably would have been slapped.
Speaker 1: It's absolutely inappropriate, and those children way to mouthie. I
Speaker 1: don't think so honey, big little lies, because if I
Speaker 1: lived in a rich, affluent, white town, my problems would
Speaker 1: be a lot more important than murder. Honey five seconds.
Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, big little lies, because the
Speaker 1: second season went nowhere and you had Meryl Streep wearing
Speaker 1: fake teeth. Should have done more with that Gonzalaz game,
Speaker 1: Gonzalez pointing out the huge fact that you've got metal
Speaker 1: Streep with fake teeth, and yet it was worse, and
Speaker 1: yet it was worse. And now our friend Joe Castle Baker,
Speaker 1: you love to see it, you love to see it.
Speaker 1: What's more to be said? Joe? Joe what's gonna be
Speaker 1: pre selected. I'm gonna go pre selected right here, right
Speaker 1: now here. We go right here, right now, nowhere else.
Speaker 1: Joe Castle Bakers. I don't think so many as time
Speaker 1: starts now, I don't think so, honey, thirty under thirty lists?
Speaker 1: Who who are you? Who are you writing that for?
Speaker 1: Who is like going to bed at night and then
Speaker 1: reaching over to the bedside table and pulling out that
Speaker 1: thirty under thirty list to read themselves to bed? I
Speaker 1: think I do not realize how many people there are
Speaker 1: under thirty. If you're under thirty, you're already on a
Speaker 1: list in my book. Okay, you don't need that. You
Speaker 1: don't need to be on Forbes magazine for your paintings. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, thirty under thirty lists. What
Speaker 1: about a thousand? Under a thousands? What about on under one?
Speaker 1: And it's just any baby, any baby? Is that going
Speaker 1: to be so proud of that incredible baby? That's it,
Speaker 1: And that's one minute. That's it. Give it up, amazing
Speaker 1: comedians through and understands about Castle Baker. Okay, we've got
Speaker 1: two more groups. We have two more groups. This is
Speaker 1: a group of four. We're about to bring to the stage.
Speaker 1: It is called the people throwing the money. And welcome
Speaker 1: to the stage, Ben Leary, can you please welcome Carolina Teresa, Welcome, Spike,
Speaker 1: I'm Binder, yes, and welcome Sydy Washington. Yes. Wow, wow, wow, Hello,
Speaker 1: everyone looking absolutely stunning. Now let me ask please Ben
Speaker 1: Leary to come to the mouse. Ben, we're very excited
Speaker 1: to have you here tonight, very very excited to be here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and we're thrilled to ask the question trouball versus pre
Speaker 1: selected pre selected? I love selected trap. This is Ben Larries.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. As time starts now, I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Shakespeare tired much. It doesn't matter
Speaker 1: how good you are, if you're overexposed. Just ask Lissa
Speaker 1: McCarthy Circle, two thousand seventeen. Oh shit, I don't think so, honey, Shakespeare.
Speaker 1: We need a full moratorium all Shakespeare plays. It's done,
Speaker 1: it's over. I don't think the only people who like
Speaker 1: Shakespeare plays are not equity actors need to Livia nicknamed
Speaker 1: lives whose parents are sponsoring their entire Indie Go Go
Speaker 1: so they can play Lady Macbeth. Because in high school
Speaker 1: got casts Puck Shakespeare in the Park too hot, those actors,
Speaker 1: those actors are sweating. That's a human rights abuse. Yes,
Speaker 1: I don't think, honey, Shakespeare, if you're gonna pay a
Speaker 1: hundred fifty dollars to see wrote me on the Juliet
Speaker 1: for the up teenth time, just because it's set in
Speaker 1: the twenties between two warring flopper nations. Seconds, that's so.
Speaker 1: That's boy. And if you have money left oversee slave play,
Speaker 1: slave play, you don't have culture. That's why a minute.
Speaker 1: If you don't have money, you don't wow wow wow.
Speaker 1: You know this next person coming to the mic gave
Speaker 1: us a fake out and it came out a little late,
Speaker 1: and I was scared that you were deeva showing us
Speaker 1: up and you weren't here. But Caroline, Theresa is very
Speaker 1: much Hi Carolina, Carolina, it's good to see you. And
Speaker 1: it's so wonderful to ask you trouble or pre select
Speaker 1: pre selected bitch. Yeah, this is Caroline and Theresa. I
Speaker 1: don't think so many her time starts now, I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. White women in games who say they
Speaker 1: love lizz Oh, but you don't love me if you
Speaker 1: love Lizzo so fucking much and you love every fabulous,
Speaker 1: fat black woman. So if you see me in the
Speaker 1: bar and I do I have a drink in my hand,
Speaker 1: put a fucking drink in my hand. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm not waiting online at the DNB anymore. I don't
Speaker 1: know where my birth certificate is. But give me my
Speaker 1: idea seconds. All of a sudden, the ho y'all that bitch, No,
Speaker 1: that bitchcon Now, everybody give me your social security no mans,
Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna tell you what I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: with that five seconds. If you love this, open you
Speaker 1: love me, and let me tell you something that you
Speaker 1: love every fat black woman in your life. That if
Speaker 1: you can't talk about loving Lizzo and forget about the
Speaker 1: miss at the next few at work. Okay, that's what Carolina,
Speaker 1: Carolina absolutely absolutely, And now come into them like Spike
Speaker 1: and mind Spike. Oh this look is good, bike. Now
Speaker 1: here's the deal. We got the bull in front of us.
Speaker 1: It's been here all night. Some people have chosen to
Speaker 1: go in there, some have done pre selected. I ask
Speaker 1: you this question, do you know what my astrological sign is?
Speaker 1: Tell us I'm a virgo. Birthday, birthday, birthday, just happened,
Speaker 1: so I'm prepared. Oh this is Spike iron Binders. I
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Their time starts now. I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey. Sis people deciding when mis gendering it
Speaker 1: matters and when it does not when it comes to me.
Speaker 1: So let me get this straight. You just called me
Speaker 1: a she, and when I say I'm actually a day,
Speaker 1: you said, but that's not Meanwhile, I'm supposed to believe
Speaker 1: that your hashtag blessed that's not real. And the other
Speaker 1: the inverses. When you miss gender me and I say
Speaker 1: I'm actually then you say, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: You could kill me if you want. You can punch me,
Speaker 1: you can hurt me. You could do what I what
Speaker 1: I did to you. To me, I wasn't traumatized by
Speaker 1: your mis gendering, but now I am seeing you throw
Speaker 1: yourself at my feet and beg to be flagellated by me.
Speaker 1: You don't need to do that. Also, sis people, if
Speaker 1: I miss gender your dog, that's not on me. I'm
Speaker 1: a transperson, okay, and you don't get all huppy about that.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that Charlie is a girl, okay, Come from
Speaker 1: Charlie looks like me, all right. Also, one last thing,
Speaker 1: when you meet me and I say I'm from Los
Speaker 1: Angeles and you say, oh, you don't seem like it,
Speaker 1: you're mis gendering me. We can look like this too.
Speaker 1: As that's one man. My god, everybody, if they miss
Speaker 1: jender your dog, it's gone on that. And now welcome
Speaker 1: to the microphone, Sidny Washing. This jacket is the jacket.
Speaker 1: It's a duster, baby, a duster dust. Now let's ask.
Speaker 1: Let's ask, because we don't know what we're doing. Pre
Speaker 1: selected or the troll bowl pre selected. Yes, this is
Speaker 1: Sidney Washington's I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. The movie Hustlers, Yes, yes, baby,
Speaker 1: I went to the screening. I didn't pay any money,
Speaker 1: but I want my money back. Oh yes, yes, yes, Okay.
Speaker 1: Jennifer Lopez, she got a body, she can dance, she entertainer.
Speaker 1: But if I want to see her in a bikini,
Speaker 1: I can stock her Instagram. Oh oh, y'are not on board? Okay, cool, cool, cool?
Speaker 1: You think that Jennifer Lopez can act? That's what y'all
Speaker 1: we're calling that. Oh no, no, no, no, baby, she
Speaker 1: is acting just like Zoe Kravitz in Big Little Lies. Tired.
Speaker 1: She's tired. So sorry, so sorry. You know what the
Speaker 1: Big Hustle was, Okay, the woman that she was portraying. Sorry,
Speaker 1: they don't look alike. They don't look at like that,
Speaker 1: So sorry. She a brick. I'm so sorry. It was
Speaker 1: so rude. I was like, Okay, if Jennifer Lopez can
Speaker 1: play her, then Beyonce can play me. And I don't
Speaker 1: think so, honey, Beyonce, she can't act, So there's that. Sorry,
Speaker 1: so sorry. And you know what, I know the real
Speaker 1: woman who was the hustle and she took me to
Speaker 1: Mexico and told me that we had a chef and
Speaker 1: the only thing that was cooking was Kennemine. So she
Speaker 1: owed me money. I know. That's so honey, the Hustler movie.
Speaker 1: That's why Washington give it up. Bore bat Leary, Carolina,
Speaker 1: Teresa Washing, people throwing them money. So listen up. That
Speaker 1: was the people throwing the money. And this final group
Speaker 1: is the people doing the dance. Welcome to the stage,
Speaker 1: Rachel Senna. You have been up for Marty Miller. Are
Speaker 1: they coming? Are they coming? Can we get Rachel Senna
Speaker 1: and Marty Miller. Let's get called steppingson out here, Cole Steppenson,
Speaker 1: Moss peric. Yeah. To close out the show, Annie Donley,
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh oh oh, Rachel out of oh shit,
Speaker 1: Oh no, my ya listen, Rachel Senna, get the fun
Speaker 1: back up, Rachel, Rachel Wow, Rachel Hello, Rachel Senna, Hey, listen.
Speaker 1: I feel like we need to ask trouble or pre
Speaker 1: selected selected, we got something on our mind? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: Rachel sentence, I don't think. I don't think, so, honey.
Speaker 1: My breakup, yes, Queen, had happened last night. Okay, night
Speaker 1: before that. Let me tell you my birthday. Let me
Speaker 1: give you the timeline my birthday, my breakup tonight where
Speaker 1: I find myself wearing a flannel at the Bellhouse, which
Speaker 1: I would never do unless I was extremely depressed. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, Yes, yes, I feel saying with me bad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and no this is not technically culture one, but it
Speaker 1: will be when I make an andy short film about it. Yes,
Speaker 1: I cannot stop doing pappers, which I do think, so honey, poppers, yes,
Speaker 1: only thing that makes me feel alive. Yes, okay, I
Speaker 1: cannot stop listening to that Misky song, which is like sorrow. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I feel alone. I'm all alone, sorrow ten seconds sent
Speaker 1: up for me. I'm lost eleven minutes of material about
Speaker 1: having a boyfriend. I feel so alone, so sad. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get sauce after this. I do not think so
Speaker 1: wanting my breakup. Thank you, I felt it. We love you. This.
Speaker 1: You will use this, you will use you already have,
Speaker 1: already have. Please welcome Marty Miller. Marty yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. Preselected or trollball. I'm just a pre selected
Speaker 1: kind of girl that this is Marty Millers. I don't
Speaker 1: think so many a time starts now, I don't think so. Honey,
Speaker 1: hetero sexuality, I think we've seen it, We've done it
Speaker 1: in a high time. We move on. Okay. The only
Speaker 1: thing the heterosexual narrative has left me with his cramps
Speaker 1: and shingles, nothing more, nothing less. Okay, you're not gay,
Speaker 1: You're dumb, dead or a liar. And that's just how
Speaker 1: Sue sees it. Second, and that was actually a Glee reference,
Speaker 1: Actually guess and if you are a straight person, you
Speaker 1: did not get that reference. I kindly ask you to
Speaker 1: wake up. Okay, gay, watch Glee or suck a deck. Ideally,
Speaker 1: both that actually sounds like a lovely evening listening to
Speaker 1: Leah Michelle's scream while positively choking on a call five seconds.
Speaker 1: Romance isn't dead, not in the queer community. Okay, long
Speaker 1: story short, be gay, watch Glee and if you're a straighty,
Speaker 1: I just don't think so. And that's one minute. Marty
Speaker 1: mill Hardy, thank you good? What do you say? Bowen?
Speaker 1: Should we welcome the next person to the min His
Speaker 1: name is Moss para Con Hello, Moss, Oh my god, Hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: we're having We're very thrilled in your hair. We want
Speaker 1: to know trouble are pre selected. You gotta do it.
Speaker 1: This is Moss Paracos. I don't think so many times
Speaker 1: starts now, I don't think so, honey. Twenty eight year olds?
Speaker 1: Who the fund? Do they think they are? Twenty eight
Speaker 1: year olds are just twenty three year old to sometimes
Speaker 1: go to weddings. Wow, and you're not what you know what?
Speaker 1: Twenty eight year olds? You know what? Twenty eight year olds?
Speaker 1: I've seen the photos from these weddings and they're fucking terrible,
Speaker 1: because so bad. They are just Barnes with holiday lights.
Speaker 1: What the that? What the fund is? That? The theme
Speaker 1: of every wedding is former animal Christmas what and every
Speaker 1: year old? They want to be twenty three so bad,
Speaker 1: and it's so sad because being twenty three is the
Speaker 1: easiest thing in the world. Anyone can do it. All
Speaker 1: you have to do is buy some poppers. That's it.
Speaker 1: They sell the They make you twenty three for thirty
Speaker 1: seconds at a time. They're amazing. I do not think
Speaker 1: so honey. And that's what mas para cone. It's actually
Speaker 1: really culture number fifty one. If you want to be
Speaker 1: twenty three, buy some poppers and now welcome to the microphone.
Speaker 1: Call Stepan Ca. That's absolutely go cold go oh no,
Speaker 1: Well that plugs right back in. That's the way that works. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think honey. And then we're back, so trop preselect.
Speaker 1: My name is Jasmine Masters, and you have something. I
Speaker 1: have something to say, Stepand since I don't think so honey,
Speaker 1: as time starts now, I don't think so honey, Bowen
Speaker 1: Yang specifically, specifically the time that you didn't I don't
Speaker 1: think so honey about Carly ray Jepson. Oh yeah, you
Speaker 1: sow the seeds of your own destruction. And I am
Speaker 1: here to read, honey. I'm sorry, Bow and Yang is
Speaker 1: consistent pop excellence not good enough for you. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: Bow and Yang. When Carly ray Jepson invented the saxophone
Speaker 1: for Runaway with Me, did that not do it for you?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Bowen Yang. Honey, would you rather than Carly
Speaker 1: ray Jepson waste our time with a fucking jazz album
Speaker 1: with Tony Bennett? I don't think so, honey, Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: After everything Carly has done for the gay community, this
Speaker 1: is how you pay her back. Carly ray Jepson did
Speaker 1: not just throw the first brick at Stonewall. Carly ray
Speaker 1: Jepson built stone wall with her bare hand five seconds.
Speaker 1: You could have done. I don't think so, honey. Donald Trump,
Speaker 1: you could have done. I don't think so, honey. Climate
Speaker 1: change you could have done. I don't think so. Any
Speaker 1: big little ice season two, and yet here we are
Speaker 1: biting the hand that feeds and I do not think so, honey.
Speaker 1: And that's one I'm behind. Every word of that was
Speaker 1: taken to every word of that I should be canceled.
Speaker 1: I think it's this cancel. Culture should go after bow
Speaker 1: and absolutely thank you for keeping. Here's the thing with
Speaker 1: our final I don't think so, Honey of the night
Speaker 1: and I kind of warldwinner herself. Everyone please welcome the
Speaker 1: excellently dressed Annie. Oh well, so Annie, Annie, Annie, can
Speaker 1: you talk to us? How are you? How are you doing?
Speaker 1: I've come prepared. Okay, run to the question. So there's
Speaker 1: a pre selected topic. Okay, this is Annie Jonley's. I
Speaker 1: don't think Sonny, her time starts now. I don't think so, Honey,
Speaker 1: never getting paid to perform at this show? Thirties secon
Speaker 1: now bow and yang. Congratulations, but I need some cheese
Speaker 1: from my egg, motherfucker. And I don't know if you
Speaker 1: have a little bookkeeper over there at Forever Dog, but
Speaker 1: you can tell them to cut a check for every
Speaker 1: performer for twenty forty shit, even ten would do some good.
Speaker 1: Speaking of books, I wrote the book on comedy. As
Speaker 1: you know, I am an icon. I have done the
Speaker 1: troll Ball. I am literally an icon. Yes I have.
Speaker 1: I not seen a dime for this show. How much
Speaker 1: time do I have? Tell me now? How much time?
Speaker 1: Time is money? Annie Donley? Time is money. I don't
Speaker 1: know what to say except bowen, you need to pay
Speaker 1: for every uber I take anywhere. And that's one Antie
Speaker 1: Dolly blogging off days. We give it up for the
Speaker 1: people doing the dance, Rachel sen It, Marty Miller and
Speaker 1: that bitch. Well, Matt, I think we gotta pay everybody. No,
Speaker 1: I'm going to pay them. Oh my god, I don't
Speaker 1: have that dirt rock check anyway. Everyone, thank you all
Speaker 1: so so much for coming. This is our favorite night
Speaker 1: every time we do it. Yes, we will see you
Speaker 1: again very soon. Thank you all so much. To thank
Speaker 1: you Forever Dog and the Bell House. Thank you all
Speaker 1: for coming. My name is Matt Roger, my name, bye
Speaker 1: bye Forever. This has been a Forever Dog production executive
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