1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:08,680 Speaker 1: Forever. Look man, oh I see you? Why why? And 2 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:12,720 Speaker 1: look over there? How is that nulture? Yes? Goodness, let's 3 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:22,720 Speaker 1: call okay, that was chill. I felt it was really 4 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:27,080 Speaker 1: chill of us to without telling anyone we were doing that. 5 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:31,440 Speaker 1: Um so listen, you just having a good time. So far, 6 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:37,600 Speaker 1: good time. We've got a fun little announcement. I think 7 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:40,159 Speaker 1: we definitely do have a fun little announcement and it 8 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:44,120 Speaker 1: actually involves what you might say is a sister podcast 9 00:00:44,159 --> 00:00:49,720 Speaker 1: of ours. It's called Seek Treatments, and we'd like to 10 00:00:50,120 --> 00:00:52,880 Speaker 1: welcome the host of State Treatment to the stage right now, 11 00:00:53,240 --> 00:00:59,800 Speaker 1: Catherine Cohen and Terry. Do they know they're coming from? 12 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:04,160 Speaker 1: Where are they coming from? Catherine and Pat? Catherine again, 13 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:09,160 Speaker 1: what we're diving so well? You couldn't hear? Oh my god, 14 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:12,200 Speaker 1: I couldn't hear. Get two chairs and come over here, 15 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:14,400 Speaker 1: you guys. This is so crazy. We haven't run through 16 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:16,560 Speaker 1: this at all, so fly by night. But we have 17 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:19,960 Speaker 1: an announcement, a big announcement announcement. We have a big 18 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:25,240 Speaker 1: seekh culture announced. Everyone could how are you couldn't hear? You? Guys? 19 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:27,480 Speaker 1: Feel like so sorry, so sorry. And I was back here. 20 00:01:27,520 --> 00:01:30,000 Speaker 1: I was like hello, hello, and she was listening to 21 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:32,280 Speaker 1: this town, by which I mean New York, l A. 22 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 1: And Edinburgh is a showbiz city. Okay, we've got an announcement. 23 00:01:38,959 --> 00:01:43,760 Speaker 1: You have an announcement that we want to share, okay publicly, 24 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:45,800 Speaker 1: and we want to ask everyone to be really respectful 25 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:49,160 Speaker 1: about our announcement privacy at this time that we are 26 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:52,800 Speaker 1: choosing to make our own. Yes, actually really want to 27 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:58,240 Speaker 1: say everyone, please respect my family's privacy. Please absolutely. For me, 28 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:02,640 Speaker 1: friends are my family? Yeah, so I wonder, Yeah, this 29 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:04,440 Speaker 1: is a family. We up on stage right now are 30 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:07,800 Speaker 1: a nuclear family. But for me, I don't feel safe 31 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:10,520 Speaker 1: without a table. It's crazy. Do you want to move 32 00:02:10,560 --> 00:02:12,760 Speaker 1: closer to the actual lipidy right at this point in 33 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:14,880 Speaker 1: the show. It wouldn't be right. But at least now 34 00:02:14,919 --> 00:02:20,440 Speaker 1: we know your comfort level, we know your comfort. Um. Now, 35 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:24,600 Speaker 1: if we're a nuclear family, it's dad, mom, daughter daughter. 36 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:28,480 Speaker 1: I do I do feel we are the two daughters. 37 00:02:28,919 --> 00:02:31,760 Speaker 1: Wait for pat, what is our relationship as sisters? I'm 38 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:38,640 Speaker 1: actually um, I'm Larissa. Oh next year, Jessica, Julia, you 39 00:02:38,720 --> 00:02:42,040 Speaker 1: think I'm like the moody who like wears turtle. Next 40 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:45,680 Speaker 1: that's actually me, I'm Julia and she wears Actually Spaghetti's shops, 41 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:48,640 Speaker 1: but she does but make up black, so it's gods 42 00:02:49,400 --> 00:02:51,600 Speaker 1: but you can't. And I she has like turtleneck energy. 43 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:56,360 Speaker 1: Where is Larissa actually famously has energy in that film, right, 44 00:02:56,400 --> 00:02:57,919 Speaker 1: And she has a proud of backpack and she has 45 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:00,680 Speaker 1: what remember that that one when she's with Gabriel Union. 46 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:02,600 Speaker 1: She's like, I have a prod a backpack. But you 47 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:05,919 Speaker 1: don't remember that exchange? Yes, yes, she said, yeah, I 48 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,120 Speaker 1: know the diffen between like in love because I like 49 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:12,400 Speaker 1: my but I love my product. I like my Gucci 50 00:03:12,440 --> 00:03:15,200 Speaker 1: shoes by love my product, and you can be whelmed. 51 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:20,840 Speaker 1: You can. Okay, here the audience isn't broken because they're 52 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:23,800 Speaker 1: not laughing at every single Okay, wait, we just have 53 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:25,600 Speaker 1: to come out with this announcement real fast. We are 54 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:28,760 Speaker 1: doing for New York Comedy Festival, a live show of 55 00:03:28,919 --> 00:03:34,079 Speaker 1: Seek Culture. Very fun. It's gonna be a murmur which 56 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:39,280 Speaker 1: is on Eastern Parkway. It's by Grand Army Plaza. It's 57 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:43,120 Speaker 1: actually in Brooklyn, so sorry, um, but it's gonna be Saturday, 58 00:03:43,120 --> 00:03:45,600 Speaker 1: November nine. We're very excited the four of us all 59 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:49,880 Speaker 1: together on stage, and I guess they'll be announcing that 60 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:52,640 Speaker 1: pretty soon. You can get tickets to that's doing all 61 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:55,800 Speaker 1: the time eight pm. Um, it's gonna be an advice show, 62 00:03:55,960 --> 00:03:59,040 Speaker 1: So we're gonna have a microphone open and people will 63 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:01,839 Speaker 1: just come up with them their issues. I think, yes, 64 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:03,880 Speaker 1: And I'm actually learning all this information over the first 65 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:07,840 Speaker 1: time because of my relationship with emails. Yeah, because Pat 66 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:10,880 Speaker 1: has a shitty relationship with emails. He hasn't known about 67 00:04:10,880 --> 00:04:13,200 Speaker 1: the show or will will consist of until right now. 68 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:15,200 Speaker 1: At this moment. It is an announcement mostly for him. 69 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:19,120 Speaker 1: For him, I can make it. I think. I'm noticing. 70 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:21,359 Speaker 1: I hope you can be. I would love to see you. 71 00:04:21,360 --> 00:04:23,000 Speaker 1: They're being incredible. I'm noticing at this point in the the 72 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:24,760 Speaker 1: show a lot of people are talking, and I actually 73 00:04:24,760 --> 00:04:26,360 Speaker 1: love that. I want to celebrate you and just lift 74 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:29,120 Speaker 1: you off and say, I hope what you guys are 75 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:31,719 Speaker 1: chatting about it's interesting. I love gossip. Please do film 76 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:35,960 Speaker 1: me in a medicative drama. So we just come forward, 77 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:39,280 Speaker 1: you know, work, We're family, were family. I think now 78 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,560 Speaker 1: we have some important business. We have some important business. 79 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:43,680 Speaker 1: And this is not the only announcement about C culture. 80 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:46,800 Speaker 1: We have two people on stage who here tonight will 81 00:04:46,839 --> 00:04:49,800 Speaker 1: be receiving the non existent it doesn't actually exist, but 82 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:54,000 Speaker 1: they will be getting the Icon Award. Well, Catherine Cohen 83 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:56,760 Speaker 1: and Pat Regan, you are winners of the Icon Award. 84 00:04:57,279 --> 00:05:00,560 Speaker 1: This is Catherine Cohen's first Icon Award. This is Pat 85 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:06,720 Speaker 1: Regan's eighth or ninth iconowar Wow, how does it feel? 86 00:05:06,360 --> 00:05:11,240 Speaker 1: I mean to be recognized by your industry, by the establishment. 87 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:14,120 Speaker 1: When I was a little girl, I thought, one day 88 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:17,279 Speaker 1: we're a rented gown on stage in Brooklyn, and a 89 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:18,880 Speaker 1: friend of mine will say, you get an a war. 90 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:24,480 Speaker 1: But also I accept, But I do think I have 91 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:26,280 Speaker 1: to say. I'd be remiss if I didn't say, I 92 00:05:26,320 --> 00:05:31,480 Speaker 1: think awards are so really and all the nominees, all 93 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:34,320 Speaker 1: the nominees, you guys, are amazing words. And of course 94 00:05:34,360 --> 00:05:37,479 Speaker 1: the only in this category was Jill Kim Booster. He 95 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:41,560 Speaker 1: has lost again once more and was really going to 96 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:43,600 Speaker 1: make it. He's gonna be fine, He's gonna be fine. 97 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:47,000 Speaker 1: To be even to be up against him was so amazing. Um. 98 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:48,520 Speaker 1: I would I like to say that if here was 99 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:51,120 Speaker 1: a physical award, or break it into little pieces and 100 00:05:51,160 --> 00:05:53,400 Speaker 1: throw it into the audience like me and girls like me, 101 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:55,760 Speaker 1: And I want to say that at the luncheon for 102 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:59,560 Speaker 1: the ceremony. Pece that that's exactly what Pat told me. Yeah, 103 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:04,440 Speaker 1: luncheon vibes. Earlier today. Earlier today, I asked, what's the 104 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:07,800 Speaker 1: luncheon and lunch? Don't think a luncheon is like a 105 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:10,320 Speaker 1: grand lunch. So it's like if if you know how 106 00:06:10,360 --> 00:06:11,640 Speaker 1: you have a regular aunt and then you have a 107 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:15,000 Speaker 1: great aunt, Like the lunch n is the is the 108 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:19,040 Speaker 1: great great the lunch. The luncheon is your your mom's lunch. 109 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:24,960 Speaker 1: Yeah for me, for me as a woman, no offense 110 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:26,800 Speaker 1: for me as a woman. It's like, if there's a podium, 111 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:31,200 Speaker 1: it's luncheon vibe. Yeah, honey, that's lunch. Yeah. If it's 112 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:33,960 Speaker 1: a if it's a skirted table, that's a luncheon. Thank you. 113 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:40,040 Speaker 1: Ble right here on that note. Sorry, so sorry. I 114 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:43,040 Speaker 1: think I think it's time for Icon Award recipients to 115 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:47,120 Speaker 1: each dude. I don't think so, honey. So first up, 116 00:06:47,200 --> 00:06:51,320 Speaker 1: let's have Pat time. No, No, I can't follow that. Yes, yes, 117 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:58,320 Speaker 1: Reagan has won several awards that I always say my 118 00:06:58,400 --> 00:07:00,280 Speaker 1: official career, and I don't think so, honey. I have 119 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,719 Speaker 1: retired and everything I do now is exhibition and does 120 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:07,280 Speaker 1: not affect my legacy. Right His first three were so 121 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:09,080 Speaker 1: good we left it there and now it's all just 122 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:11,920 Speaker 1: really for fun. That's for fun. No steaks. Pat is 123 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:14,920 Speaker 1: gonna be pre selected or trouble. I'm gonna do pre selected. Okay, 124 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:16,680 Speaker 1: this is cat Regans. I don't think so many icon 125 00:07:16,760 --> 00:07:19,480 Speaker 1: a word winner. This time starts now. I don't think so, honey. 126 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:24,760 Speaker 1: The human brain. The human brain is trash and belongs 127 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:27,200 Speaker 1: in a garbage pale. Do you, human brain? You hit 128 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:30,560 Speaker 1: me sad, but nothing's wrong, human brain, I don't think so, honey. 129 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:33,560 Speaker 1: You may me watch The Affair season three and all 130 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,800 Speaker 1: day instead of writing an award winning script. I don't 131 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:39,800 Speaker 1: think so, honey. Remember you stupid bit. You're gonna make 132 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:41,760 Speaker 1: me scared that I'm gonna lose what I have and 133 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:43,960 Speaker 1: not get what I want. I don't think so, honey, 134 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:46,880 Speaker 1: Human BRAINY think you made me think I hate my friends? 135 00:07:46,960 --> 00:07:52,080 Speaker 1: What the brain? You're full with toxic chemicals. You're basically um, 136 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:58,120 Speaker 1: you're basically soft drink. I don't think so. Your human brain. 137 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:03,320 Speaker 1: People said you're the largest sex oregan. Um, well yeah, 138 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:07,800 Speaker 1: I wish you couldn't get fucked. I don't think so, honey, 139 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:10,520 Speaker 1: human brain, you make me um. You make me just 140 00:08:10,680 --> 00:08:13,000 Speaker 1: kind of lie. They're staring at the wall for seventeen 141 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:16,720 Speaker 1: hours an hour. I don't think so, honey, human brain, 142 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:19,400 Speaker 1: you never had an idea in your whole fucking life. 143 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:21,920 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, brain, human brain, you make 144 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:25,240 Speaker 1: me think I'm so important when actually I'm really actually not. 145 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:28,800 Speaker 1: You stupid, stupid bisi. Human brain is a piece of 146 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:34,040 Speaker 1: trash and belongs in a garbage pail. That's one maining 147 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:37,040 Speaker 1: on what I think is his own human brain. Human 148 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:41,640 Speaker 1: brain in a garbage pail. That was amazing. Look at 149 00:08:41,640 --> 00:08:44,120 Speaker 1: the support checking in with each other. And now it 150 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:51,400 Speaker 1: is time to pass the torch over to Catherine coll 151 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:54,520 Speaker 1: I'm just like I'm cold, You're cold. Don't have a 152 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:56,560 Speaker 1: track it. I'm wearing a trap withstra which is an 153 00:08:56,600 --> 00:09:00,920 Speaker 1: act of community service. Okay, okay, I'm I guess, I'm 154 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,320 Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess. I'm ready. Guess You're guests 155 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:08,720 Speaker 1: are ready. This is Catherine Cohen's I don't think so, honey. 156 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:11,439 Speaker 1: Her time starts now. I don't think so, honey. When 157 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:17,600 Speaker 1: love ends, why why wine must love it? You feel 158 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,440 Speaker 1: bad when love it, and I want to feel good 159 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,800 Speaker 1: all the time. I don't want to feel bad. Feeling bad? 160 00:09:21,880 --> 00:09:24,480 Speaker 1: Med me sad, Okay, I'm running. I'm a poet. I 161 00:09:24,559 --> 00:09:27,439 Speaker 1: don't think, so honeywhen love and and yeah, I'm the 162 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:29,439 Speaker 1: kind of girl who's like, it's actually harder if you're 163 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:32,840 Speaker 1: the one who does the break up. I don't thank 164 00:09:32,960 --> 00:09:37,360 Speaker 1: so honey. When why? Why? Why? Why? One day? One 165 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:39,679 Speaker 1: day I say we're getting married in Paris in the 166 00:09:39,760 --> 00:09:41,520 Speaker 1: spring as a drug. And the next day I think 167 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:44,360 Speaker 1: if the way you move your leg when you put 168 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:46,760 Speaker 1: your foot in your shoe makes me want to kill myself. 169 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:51,600 Speaker 1: Why I don't think, so Honeywe love and it isn't right, 170 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:53,480 Speaker 1: It isn't right. Why one day I get bored? Its 171 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:57,160 Speaker 1: life boring. It's like Jack Gilbert, the poet. Jack Gilbert says, 172 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:59,240 Speaker 1: romantic love has a half life of two and a 173 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:02,400 Speaker 1: half year. I don't think, so honey when love is 174 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:04,880 Speaker 1: can Nick me said, I don't want to go bad, bad, 175 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:10,160 Speaker 1: never good forever time. Don't tell me that. I don't think, 176 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,920 Speaker 1: so honey. When love ends, it's so sad. You've a 177 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,959 Speaker 1: best friend and then they die. And that's what man 178 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:21,640 Speaker 1: Catherine going in and two I caught award winners Regan 179 00:10:21,679 --> 00:10:26,560 Speaker 1: and Catherine Coming, the host of Stick Treatmentscribe. I can subscribe, 180 00:10:30,080 --> 00:10:35,559 Speaker 1: all right, now go it's her show's October. All right, everyone, 181 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:38,400 Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be about time to resume. I 182 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:42,360 Speaker 1: don't think one of you guys excited. Then let's do it, 183 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:47,000 Speaker 1: shall we. This group is called Bank of America Presents. 184 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:53,559 Speaker 1: Welcome Rebecca O'Neil. Welcome, best slash was sure, Welcome to 185 00:10:53,720 --> 00:11:02,000 Speaker 1: co O Boys and by Gathbo DRAMs. Yeah yeah, okay, 186 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:09,640 Speaker 1: first shop, we've got here. We go back up. Hello, 187 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:14,000 Speaker 1: how are you good? Great to hear that. So we 188 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:16,679 Speaker 1: have a question for you. Yes, that has to do 189 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:18,880 Speaker 1: with your I don't think so any topic. Will you 190 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:21,800 Speaker 1: be pre selecting this topic or will you troll ball 191 00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:25,360 Speaker 1: the topic? I will be pre selected. Okay, this is 192 00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:28,160 Speaker 1: Rebecca o'neils. I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. Hello. 193 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:34,559 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Open concept office space, I 194 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:39,520 Speaker 1: don't think so. I don't think so. Corporations think millennials 195 00:11:39,559 --> 00:11:42,400 Speaker 1: want free range everything. We want the chickens, we want 196 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:45,000 Speaker 1: the eggs. But if I want a free range employment, 197 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:48,120 Speaker 1: let me work from home, you coward. I don't think that, honey. 198 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:52,400 Speaker 1: I don't think so. I can hear everyone eating. I 199 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:55,760 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. I can hear your cachi cereal. 200 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:58,440 Speaker 1: I can hear you crunching all fifteen of your whole grain. 201 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:02,200 Speaker 1: I can hear digesting all nine grains of your plant 202 00:12:02,240 --> 00:12:05,760 Speaker 1: based protein. I don't think so. Wheels on the chairs. 203 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:09,320 Speaker 1: I don't think so. They made you do that little 204 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:13,760 Speaker 1: disgraceful scooching move. I don't think so, honey. Two seconds, 205 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:17,640 Speaker 1: I've gotten so many colds in an open concept office space. 206 00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:21,040 Speaker 1: I'm open face breathing all that people air. You see 207 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:23,280 Speaker 1: what I'm saying. Don't put me on the m t A. 208 00:12:23,559 --> 00:12:30,880 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Good mone, No, thank you, 209 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:36,320 Speaker 1: open concept in the office. Now talk to us, Beth Slack, 210 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:44,800 Speaker 1: best slack everyone, Harold Knight, queen. Now you talk to 211 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:49,280 Speaker 1: us about the answer to this question. Trouble or pre selected. 212 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:52,240 Speaker 1: Talk to us about the answer. Like every robo call 213 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:57,600 Speaker 1: you've ever gotten, I've been pre selected. There we go, perfect. 214 00:12:57,760 --> 00:13:00,240 Speaker 1: That's really good. This is Beth Slags. I don't thinks 215 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,120 Speaker 1: that when her time starts now, I don't think so, honey. 216 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:10,760 Speaker 1: Hades town, Okay, so culture. Wow. The story of Hadius 217 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:13,360 Speaker 1: Town spoiler. But if you don't know, per Wikipedia, this 218 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:15,480 Speaker 1: is based on an ancient myths. Still get the funk 219 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:19,160 Speaker 1: over it. This is a story of euridesty, and she 220 00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:21,760 Speaker 1: is so fucking depressed about being poor that she makes 221 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,160 Speaker 1: a deal with the devil to go to the underworld. 222 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:26,079 Speaker 1: So you know how much you have to pay to 223 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:28,480 Speaker 1: see the story of someone who was so broken by 224 00:13:28,559 --> 00:13:34,079 Speaker 1: poorness that they go to hell. Four hundred dollars. That 225 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:37,679 Speaker 1: is too much money. I am the firm believer that 226 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,959 Speaker 1: great art is inspired by seeing great art, but we 227 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:42,559 Speaker 1: have single handedly made it impossible for people to get 228 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:46,599 Speaker 1: in the room where it happens. Yes, yes, and you 229 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:50,439 Speaker 1: know what, Hamilton, I fucking see you With a seven 230 00:13:50,559 --> 00:13:54,600 Speaker 1: hundred and forty nine dollar premium ticket. You could pay 231 00:13:54,679 --> 00:13:58,240 Speaker 1: seven hundred forty to fly to Europe on Delta comfort plus. 232 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:00,719 Speaker 1: That means you get four extra just a leg room 233 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,520 Speaker 1: and fifty percive second cline. Yeah see you, No one, 234 00:14:04,840 --> 00:14:07,040 Speaker 1: let's make it so we can have great art created 235 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,880 Speaker 1: and let the people who need to see it see it, 236 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:23,400 Speaker 1: because we're losing art every day. I don't think so high. Well, 237 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:27,600 Speaker 1: time making an example of hating town. Oh my god, 238 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:35,280 Speaker 1: please welcome to the mic shop. Yes, oh whoa brown 239 00:14:37,280 --> 00:14:41,480 Speaker 1: Jlo who Jo? That was the runway that I need 240 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:47,640 Speaker 1: only Leo. There we go? All right, what are we 241 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:50,160 Speaker 1: thinking here? We're gonna do a pre slight the topic 242 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:54,760 Speaker 1: of the troll ball. We're gonna do pre selected happy Okay, 243 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:56,760 Speaker 1: this is she Lea Sharps. I don't think someone of 244 00:14:56,760 --> 00:15:07,280 Speaker 1: your time starts now. I don't think so, honey Norman. Yeah, look, look, 245 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,840 Speaker 1: I know I'm killing you all. Let me tell you something. 246 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:15,280 Speaker 1: I'm sure she's a perfectly fine girl, right and whatever. 247 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:18,320 Speaker 1: However many harmonies she came from, it seemed to be enough. 248 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,160 Speaker 1: But y'all are giving her too much credit because she 249 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,720 Speaker 1: is ushering in an arrow we are not ready for. 250 00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:28,840 Speaker 1: Are we really think about it? Are we really ready 251 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:34,080 Speaker 1: to bring back be dazzled visible song straps? Look in 252 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,600 Speaker 1: your hearts and tell me that you're ready to lower 253 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:40,760 Speaker 1: the rise? You'aly ready to lower the fucking rise? Are 254 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:45,680 Speaker 1: you kidding me? We just convinced people that pouch is 255 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:49,840 Speaker 1: what we need. Do you understand we are filling out 256 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,840 Speaker 1: pleats daily and this bitch is just gonna roll with 257 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:57,360 Speaker 1: an omage talking about any of you didn't funk that. 258 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:00,880 Speaker 1: I'm not going to what Jim for that little girl 259 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:03,920 Speaker 1: or anybody. I want my rise up here? Do you 260 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:07,800 Speaker 1: understand me? Check that ship back to the playground. And 261 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:19,800 Speaker 1: that's one man. Wow, she got us on board by 262 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:24,520 Speaker 1: the add right. I don't think so, honey, Normanty, come on, 263 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:29,040 Speaker 1: she sucks. Oh my god. Now welcome to the microphone, 264 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:37,560 Speaker 1: Nicole boy. Hello Nicole. What's gonna be pre selected or trollball? 265 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:42,720 Speaker 1: Do you think this is Nicole voice? I don't think 266 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:46,280 Speaker 1: times starts now. I don't think so, honey. People that 267 00:16:46,560 --> 00:16:51,000 Speaker 1: don't have their Twitter set tonight mode okay, dark mode, Okay, 268 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:54,440 Speaker 1: it is too fucking bright. I am on Twitter twenty 269 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:59,120 Speaker 1: hours a day to keep my corneas intact. Okay, I 270 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:01,040 Speaker 1: have my phone set to dark mode. I have my 271 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,120 Speaker 1: computer set to dark mode. I wish I could change 272 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:06,200 Speaker 1: my refrigerator to dark mode. Okay, I wish I could 273 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:09,360 Speaker 1: set the sun to dark mode. Okay, I realized that's 274 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:14,480 Speaker 1: the moon. Okay, it's fine. Dark mode saves energy. Okay, 275 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,840 Speaker 1: So dark mode literally, if you don't have it, you're 276 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:22,280 Speaker 1: contributing an acceleration of climate change. Okay, Okay, dark mode 277 00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:25,960 Speaker 1: is anti climate change. Dark Mode is anti capitalist. Okay, 278 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:30,000 Speaker 1: dark Mode has a little red rose in their Twitter bio. Okay, 279 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:35,640 Speaker 1: dark Mode is gonna vote for Elizabeth Warren. Okay, dark 280 00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:44,000 Speaker 1: Mode is literally queering a phone brightness seconds if you 281 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,880 Speaker 1: don't have your phone set too dark Mode. You probably 282 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:48,280 Speaker 1: also think Comica Bay on Sea is a real couple. 283 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:56,960 Speaker 1: And that's that true. Yes, Blue Light found dead simply 284 00:17:57,080 --> 00:18:00,600 Speaker 1: not true. Not true. Okay, so are next person to 285 00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:04,919 Speaker 1: them like one our lottery at the Podma Show. Oh 286 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,600 Speaker 1: my god, she's phenomenal. Please. Welcome to the Microphone by Charonathy. 287 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:17,960 Speaker 1: My Dreaming by Charanthy, looking absolutely stunning. You told us 288 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:19,560 Speaker 1: what you're gonna do? Is it? Does it still stand? 289 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:25,800 Speaker 1: It's gonna be pre select your trouble. That is one 290 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:29,040 Speaker 1: of the bravest things I've ever heard. All Right, here 291 00:18:29,119 --> 00:18:33,399 Speaker 1: we go. So okay, alright, you're gonna be roasting some 292 00:18:33,560 --> 00:18:38,959 Speaker 1: people here tonight. Yes, this is front facing videos on Twitter? 293 00:18:40,359 --> 00:18:44,880 Speaker 1: Are you familiar with the concept? You know about this? Twit? 294 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:48,440 Speaker 1: People like just doing like a character too old to 295 00:18:48,680 --> 00:18:53,280 Speaker 1: understand what front facing videos are on Twitter? What the 296 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:57,760 Speaker 1: hell is that? Yes? Go go go. I know I 297 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:03,440 Speaker 1: look like I'm fifteen, but I'm five thirties, people, my thirties, 298 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:07,000 Speaker 1: So what is that? It's people who do funny bits 299 00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,439 Speaker 1: on Twitter and they filmed themselves and they go viral 300 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:25,080 Speaker 1: likene like fine, so so so my coolness died when 301 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:30,520 Speaker 1: vine did so people, that's where I am. Here's another one, 302 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:40,120 Speaker 1: Dolly Parton. Dolly Parton, you wanted the trouble, Dolly part Yes, 303 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:46,000 Speaker 1: I don't think so your beauty. I don't think so 304 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:53,680 Speaker 1: your bounty. I don't think so your fabulousness. Thank you. 305 00:19:54,200 --> 00:20:01,399 Speaker 1: And that's what I don't think so your beauty. I 306 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:05,280 Speaker 1: don't think so you're bounty. That is a real culture. 307 00:20:05,359 --> 00:20:08,480 Speaker 1: A number four. I don't think so your beauty. I 308 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:11,400 Speaker 1: don't think your bounty. Give it up for Bank of America. Person. 309 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:15,360 Speaker 1: That's Rebecca O'Neil. That flaps let was sharp, Nicole Boy 310 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:19,800 Speaker 1: said Dreville. Al Right, we have our next group coming 311 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:23,080 Speaker 1: to the stage and they are called sorry to this man. 312 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:32,680 Speaker 1: Welcome to the stage. Jay Cony, eaty Bodica, Eatymotica. She's 313 00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:38,520 Speaker 1: not here, not here, Taylor Trap. We have Tom Hilldon 314 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:44,000 Speaker 1: it's a three years, it's a three year, it's a 315 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:47,480 Speaker 1: three year. Okay, here we go. Everyone please talk. I'm 316 00:20:47,560 --> 00:20:53,520 Speaker 1: Jake Coney to the egg this jacket. I heard it 317 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,879 Speaker 1: was a fashion show, so I wore my fashion jacket 318 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,800 Speaker 1: absolutely as you do, Jake. What's it gonna be? Pre 319 00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:03,119 Speaker 1: selector or trouball? Pre selected? Okay? Selected? Everyone here, we 320 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:06,200 Speaker 1: got j think so many as time starts now, I 321 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:12,200 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Half marathons, let's try a little harder, 322 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:16,800 Speaker 1: your lazy pieces of ship. When else in your life 323 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:22,400 Speaker 1: do you demand congratulations for accomplishing half of something. Half 324 00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:28,320 Speaker 1: marathons are kind of like the ultimate participation trophy. Okay, 325 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:33,280 Speaker 1: half marathons in the crowd. I mean, don't get me wrong. 326 00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:35,520 Speaker 1: I respect the effort of you, you know, trying to 327 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:42,280 Speaker 1: give yourself the illusion of achievement. I just think that, um, 328 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:46,200 Speaker 1: we can raise the bar a little bit, and you know, 329 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,040 Speaker 1: if you want to impress me, just run the whole 330 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:55,720 Speaker 1: fucking thing, like, oh, okay, bitch in three hours and 331 00:21:55,760 --> 00:22:01,080 Speaker 1: forty three minutes, but who's counting? Oh then five seconds, 332 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:03,520 Speaker 1: that'll impress me. But until then, I don't think so, honey, 333 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:06,480 Speaker 1: that's one minute. That's one minute, Jake, I want to 334 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:09,120 Speaker 1: write the whole marathon. You fuck you, run a whole marathon. 335 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:11,679 Speaker 1: You better, you better know it. Please give it up 336 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:17,399 Speaker 1: for the amazing Taylor trash. Yes, baby boy, this this 337 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:19,159 Speaker 1: doesn't count as my I don't think so, honey. But 338 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,960 Speaker 1: I do want to say I don't think so, honey, 339 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,720 Speaker 1: Bowen Yang, because I just found out you made it 340 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:26,880 Speaker 1: with my best friend today in the park, today, today, 341 00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:35,800 Speaker 1: Then you are set. You are today in the park. 342 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:39,000 Speaker 1: Told me that he went on a good day today, 343 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:40,919 Speaker 1: but he didn't say he made it out in the right. 344 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,920 Speaker 1: They had ice cream and then they had ice cream. 345 00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:53,960 Speaker 1: That's not a euphemism for anything, Taylor. Taylor is my dance. 346 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:57,800 Speaker 1: Whatever makes out in the park. Yes, he does it 347 00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:03,320 Speaker 1: all the time. Taylor, what's gonna be a priestlet um um. 348 00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,640 Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna date my little thinkies into the show. 349 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:12,399 Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's better than sex and people say that. Okay, 350 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:15,240 Speaker 1: here we go. Great. I hope that you feel comfortable 351 00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:18,960 Speaker 1: doing this your I don't think so. Any trouble topic 352 00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:23,080 Speaker 1: is the iconic producer Actress Academy Award winner Reese with 353 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:28,639 Speaker 1: Your Time Start Now. I don't think so, honey, Reese 354 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:35,200 Speaker 1: Witherspoon more like Reese with her Nune. Okay, I liked 355 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:37,399 Speaker 1: you an election. I thought in big little eyes it 356 00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:39,440 Speaker 1: was a little big. It was a little big for 357 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:42,639 Speaker 1: this screen. We are okay. And I also think that 358 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:44,800 Speaker 1: as someone who had a part and bring that show 359 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,880 Speaker 1: to the stage, the fact that she chose that role 360 00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:49,399 Speaker 1: out of all the roles, I question that. I do 361 00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:53,160 Speaker 1: question that. Um. I don't think so, Honey Reese Witherspoon, 362 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:56,000 Speaker 1: your um. People say that you have a big chin, 363 00:23:56,400 --> 00:24:01,120 Speaker 1: and that says that's not good attorney to our standards 364 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:05,080 Speaker 1: of beauty that we have established in this country. Okay, Hondy, 365 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,399 Speaker 1: So you better get plastic surgery like I plan on 366 00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:11,520 Speaker 1: have being okay because I do feel like the at 367 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:15,520 Speaker 1: least person on this stage right now. Seconds fifteen seconds. 368 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:19,399 Speaker 1: You know what is in fifteen seconds? Reese Witherspoon's chin. Okay, 369 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:30,240 Speaker 1: longer than fifteen seconds, Um, reeseon more like ease Witherspoon's trench. 370 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:34,920 Speaker 1: We've got a new rule of culture number nineties. Rud, 371 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:42,320 Speaker 1: more like brothers rude. Oh my god, Taylor trend God, 372 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:50,480 Speaker 1: welcome to the stage. Wonderful Tom Hilton wearing a cute 373 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:54,480 Speaker 1: fucking outfit. If I might say, no, you know, I 374 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,280 Speaker 1: do have to have to clarify something before I go. 375 00:24:56,960 --> 00:25:00,040 Speaker 1: M So, Noah Galvin, who was announced, Um could and 376 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:03,480 Speaker 1: he could not make it. Um. So they grew on 377 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:06,560 Speaker 1: backstage like a sea monkey. And now I'm here. Yeah, 378 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,760 Speaker 1: we went to our lab backstage, we grew in Noah 379 00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:13,080 Speaker 1: Galvin and it's Tom here we go. No listen, Um, 380 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:15,800 Speaker 1: we have a question for you that we've actually asked everyone, 381 00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:18,240 Speaker 1: and we will continue to do that, the tradition of 382 00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:21,440 Speaker 1: asking with you here today on stage, and that is 383 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:26,160 Speaker 1: the trouble or pre selected. I've waited for the platform. Okay, 384 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,680 Speaker 1: I think that means pre selected. This is Tom Hiltons. 385 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:30,920 Speaker 1: I don't think so many as time starts now, I 386 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:36,199 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Patricia Arquette's recent projects scooping up 387 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:39,560 Speaker 1: awards for your embarrassing performances and Escape at Dena Mora 388 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:43,800 Speaker 1: and the Act. Babe, Baby, your bag of tricks is 389 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:47,959 Speaker 1: decades old. You're playing a loopie mom Alison Dubom Medium, 390 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:51,760 Speaker 1: six seasons, two networks. You woke up hyperventilating from a 391 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:57,000 Speaker 1: ghost nightmare. In every cold open, You're wearing a statement wig, 392 00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:01,680 Speaker 1: lost highway, two wigs, one film, fake teeth. The real 393 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:05,160 Speaker 1: ones are more your thing. But that's okay. I don't 394 00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,120 Speaker 1: need you giving me ice cold murder and a fake 395 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:09,800 Speaker 1: illness when you already gave me desert hot murder and 396 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:14,119 Speaker 1: a fake horse. Bitch, you were in holes. Bitch, you 397 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:19,200 Speaker 1: were in holes. You think it's brave to snatch a 398 00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:23,800 Speaker 1: trophy from Amy Adams, a favorite of the gays. You 399 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,280 Speaker 1: worked twelve years for your oscar and still every fag 400 00:26:26,359 --> 00:26:28,600 Speaker 1: in America was rooting for m Stone. Is that fucking 401 00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:33,240 Speaker 1: hot topic? Employing in five seconds? Patrisha, you're my second 402 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,640 Speaker 1: favorite actress. You're not Tony Collett, but you're the background 403 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,080 Speaker 1: on my phone. That means that you are better than 404 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:41,680 Speaker 1: a Netflix mom. Come with Felicity Huffman, I don't fix 405 00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:48,040 Speaker 1: so hot, Tom giving up? Sorry, Sorry to this man, 406 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:53,320 Speaker 1: Jay Taylor Trend and Tom Tom Hilton by Beautiful Boys. 407 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:59,680 Speaker 1: I thought that was very fine. We have another group 408 00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:01,440 Speaker 1: as a out to at the stage and they're called 409 00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:08,360 Speaker 1: Amazing Comedians. Now welcome to the Stains. Drew Anderson, please welcome, 410 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:13,840 Speaker 1: Marshall Belski, Welcome, Sam Taggers, give it up for Gabe 411 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:24,560 Speaker 1: Gonzalez and for Joe Castle. Baby this amazing comedian and 412 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:29,640 Speaker 1: now welcome to the microphone, Drew and true, it's Drew 413 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:35,119 Speaker 1: for you. Yes, okay, so listen, Drew. Yes, you know 414 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:37,640 Speaker 1: you kind of know the drill, but it's trollballer. It's 415 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,480 Speaker 1: pre selected. That's the question. I'm going to do. Pre selected. 416 00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:43,920 Speaker 1: We love that Drew Anderson's I don't think so many 417 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:46,840 Speaker 1: a time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Pot 418 00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:52,879 Speaker 1: Luck dinner something that started where we're all convinced that 419 00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:59,199 Speaker 1: they're going to be fun, romantic parision. I don't think so, honey. 420 00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:02,800 Speaker 1: I don't want your friend Megan from abroad bringing her 421 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:05,240 Speaker 1: kale salad that she's been keeping in her bag since 422 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:10,879 Speaker 1: ten am. Honey, I'll cook for you, cook for me, 423 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:17,440 Speaker 1: wine me, dine me, sixty nine me? What are we 424 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:21,199 Speaker 1: doing here? What's going on? And the email banter before 425 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:25,960 Speaker 1: the pot la, coney, you have that friend from nine 426 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:29,200 Speaker 1: years ago from improv classes doing a lot of bits 427 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:34,320 Speaker 1: replying all to everyone. Honey, we don't need that. We 428 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,600 Speaker 1: just want to We want to enjoy ourselves. We want 429 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:39,080 Speaker 1: to eat the delicious food and just you know, lay 430 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:44,240 Speaker 1: back and feel good about ourselves. I don't think so, honey, 431 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:50,680 Speaker 1: pot La, don't fight true to any of your dinners, 432 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:58,360 Speaker 1: don't do it. Welcome to the microphone, Marcia Belt. Yes, 433 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:06,560 Speaker 1: it to be here now listen. Trouble or pre selected, 434 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:09,040 Speaker 1: It's that simple. I've been waiting for this question all night, 435 00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:13,120 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna do pre selected. I don't think so many. 436 00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:16,240 Speaker 1: Your time starts now. I don't think so, honey, saying 437 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:21,800 Speaker 1: ship to my face. Uh, if you have shipped to 438 00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:24,600 Speaker 1: say about me, you can say it behind my back 439 00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:31,080 Speaker 1: like a fucking adult. I don't think so, honey. Okay, 440 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:37,080 Speaker 1: here's the thing. I'm busy, I have errands. I don't 441 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:41,520 Speaker 1: have time to self reflect. You know, how about give 442 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:44,560 Speaker 1: me a serious of passive aggressive clues over a course 443 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:50,800 Speaker 1: of two years. Seconds. I will figure it out eventually. 444 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:54,040 Speaker 1: You know, venting is healthy. Go to your group text. 445 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:55,920 Speaker 1: I don't really see what it has to do with me. 446 00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:58,840 Speaker 1: I don't know why you're coming to me. Also, I 447 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,760 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. When I first met you, I 448 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:05,000 Speaker 1: didn't really like you. Okay, seconds, fuck that. I hate that. 449 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:08,120 Speaker 1: It's pause, it's pause, it's pause, it's pause, it's pause. 450 00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:12,959 Speaker 1: This is huge. This we have to hear plug it in. Okay, 451 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,960 Speaker 1: five seconds? What I don't like you? Now, bitch, I 452 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:26,040 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. It's so true. That is the 453 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,800 Speaker 1: worst thing you can ever you ever say that. When 454 00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:31,640 Speaker 1: I first like you, I didn't like you. Now welcome 455 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:38,120 Speaker 1: to the stage, Sam Tagger, Oh my god, A simple crop, 456 00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:45,840 Speaker 1: simple favor. Well it's for fall, after all, Sam, what's 457 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:48,520 Speaker 1: it gonna be? Pre selected or trouball? Okay, not to 458 00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:51,960 Speaker 1: sound like a fucking freak, but I'm gonna do pre select. Okay, 459 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:59,040 Speaker 1: you freak. You did sound like one, dast Sam Taggers. 460 00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:03,120 Speaker 1: I don't think somebody is five starts now, Okay, I 461 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:13,720 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. The word gubernatorial, no, okay, you 462 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:17,120 Speaker 1: want me to take this stuff seriously, Start using real 463 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:22,080 Speaker 1: fucking words, like, I'm sorry, this is not like Dr 464 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:28,640 Speaker 1: Seuss goes to fucking Washington, like, look, I love our 465 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:35,080 Speaker 1: Gooberman like like I totally love like our cruiser day, 466 00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:39,040 Speaker 1: but like, but like, if you're not using like real 467 00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,480 Speaker 1: words and taking this seriously, like I'm not going to 468 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:46,520 Speaker 1: take it seriously either, and I probably won't vote seconds. 469 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:49,440 Speaker 1: I'm just saying, we've got tons of words. You don't 470 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:50,959 Speaker 1: have to make up a new one, just use when 471 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:56,640 Speaker 1: that already exists, maybe like governorship or whatever. Five seconds. 472 00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:09,880 Speaker 1: Gooper Nottorial, where my Gooper's at? I don't wow, I 473 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:19,160 Speaker 1: know our gooberman. It's actually real culture number I now 474 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:26,760 Speaker 1: welcome to the microphone. Gabe consign. Welcome, Gabe. You're here, 475 00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:29,800 Speaker 1: You're back. Um, I am back. I want you all 476 00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,960 Speaker 1: to know I recently went to Province Town for the 477 00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:34,360 Speaker 1: first time. I came back with an s t I 478 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:38,400 Speaker 1: on one of the easy ones. I wanted a tough one, 479 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:40,840 Speaker 1: one of the easy ones. It was a shot to 480 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:43,920 Speaker 1: the butt. But I also came back with a newfound 481 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:49,960 Speaker 1: sense of adventurous Now any any man tonight? So I 482 00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:58,080 Speaker 1: think tonight I'm doing the troll wo wow. Okay, So 483 00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:01,360 Speaker 1: as I dive in here, I out what are you 484 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,320 Speaker 1: pulling out? Man has already been I'm really used to 485 00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:10,320 Speaker 1: men pulling out. Let's talk clearly. I'm on prep. It's fine, 486 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,640 Speaker 1: it's fine, fine, Um everyone, I want you to gird 487 00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:16,680 Speaker 1: your loins because we're about to hear. And I don't 488 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:24,320 Speaker 1: think so honey, trouble on big little lies. Now, okay, 489 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:29,200 Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, big little lies. Because if 490 00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,880 Speaker 1: I wanted my coworker to take a break by the 491 00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:35,680 Speaker 1: beach while listening to her iPod, I would go back 492 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:41,560 Speaker 1: to working at Jimmy John's. I don't think so honey, 493 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,520 Speaker 1: big little lies, because if I wanted to see the 494 00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:48,600 Speaker 1: Cole Kidman getting railed, I would just watch Vanilla Sky. 495 00:33:50,840 --> 00:33:53,560 Speaker 1: And I want to mention that Tom Cruise is very 496 00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,160 Speaker 1: short like I am, so we can be the lead 497 00:33:56,240 --> 00:34:01,120 Speaker 1: in a sexy I don't think so little lies because 498 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,880 Speaker 1: if those kids talk to their parents the way I 499 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:07,960 Speaker 1: talk to my parents, they probably would have been slapped. 500 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:14,200 Speaker 1: It's absolutely inappropriate, and those children way to mouthie. I 501 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,960 Speaker 1: don't think so honey, big little lies, because if I 502 00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:20,759 Speaker 1: lived in a rich, affluent, white town, my problems would 503 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:25,600 Speaker 1: be a lot more important than murder. Honey five seconds. 504 00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:28,800 Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, big little lies, because the 505 00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:31,960 Speaker 1: second season went nowhere and you had Meryl Streep wearing 506 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:40,200 Speaker 1: fake teeth. Should have done more with that Gonzalaz game, 507 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,799 Speaker 1: Gonzalez pointing out the huge fact that you've got metal 508 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,600 Speaker 1: Streep with fake teeth, and yet it was worse, and 509 00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:51,240 Speaker 1: yet it was worse. And now our friend Joe Castle Baker, 510 00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:56,560 Speaker 1: you love to see it, you love to see it. 511 00:34:56,840 --> 00:34:59,920 Speaker 1: What's more to be said? Joe? Joe what's gonna be 512 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:04,279 Speaker 1: pre selected. I'm gonna go pre selected right here, right 513 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:07,959 Speaker 1: now here. We go right here, right now, nowhere else. 514 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:09,879 Speaker 1: Joe Castle Bakers. I don't think so many as time 515 00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:14,240 Speaker 1: starts now, I don't think so, honey, thirty under thirty lists? 516 00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:21,400 Speaker 1: Who who are you? Who are you writing that for? 517 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,960 Speaker 1: Who is like going to bed at night and then 518 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,080 Speaker 1: reaching over to the bedside table and pulling out that 519 00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:32,480 Speaker 1: thirty under thirty list to read themselves to bed? I 520 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:35,160 Speaker 1: think I do not realize how many people there are 521 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:40,920 Speaker 1: under thirty. If you're under thirty, you're already on a 522 00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:45,200 Speaker 1: list in my book. Okay, you don't need that. You 523 00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:49,800 Speaker 1: don't need to be on Forbes magazine for your paintings. Okay, 524 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,840 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, thirty under thirty lists. What 525 00:35:54,000 --> 00:36:00,879 Speaker 1: about a thousand? Under a thousands? What about on under one? 526 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:06,279 Speaker 1: And it's just any baby, any baby? Is that going 527 00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:12,239 Speaker 1: to be so proud of that incredible baby? That's it, 528 00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:17,920 Speaker 1: And that's one minute. That's it. Give it up, amazing 529 00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:24,880 Speaker 1: comedians through and understands about Castle Baker. Okay, we've got 530 00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:26,800 Speaker 1: two more groups. We have two more groups. This is 531 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:28,840 Speaker 1: a group of four. We're about to bring to the stage. 532 00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:32,640 Speaker 1: It is called the people throwing the money. And welcome 533 00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:39,240 Speaker 1: to the stage, Ben Leary, can you please welcome Carolina Teresa, Welcome, Spike, 534 00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:51,720 Speaker 1: I'm Binder, yes, and welcome Sydy Washington. Yes. Wow, wow, wow, Hello, 535 00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:57,160 Speaker 1: everyone looking absolutely stunning. Now let me ask please Ben 536 00:36:57,400 --> 00:37:02,880 Speaker 1: Leary to come to the mouse. Ben, we're very excited 537 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:06,040 Speaker 1: to have you here tonight, very very excited to be here. Yeah, 538 00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:09,719 Speaker 1: and we're thrilled to ask the question trouball versus pre 539 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:14,040 Speaker 1: selected pre selected? I love selected trap. This is Ben Larries. 540 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:15,840 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. As time starts now, I 541 00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:21,680 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Shakespeare tired much. It doesn't matter 542 00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:24,200 Speaker 1: how good you are, if you're overexposed. Just ask Lissa 543 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:30,480 Speaker 1: McCarthy Circle, two thousand seventeen. Oh shit, I don't think so, honey, Shakespeare. 544 00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:33,480 Speaker 1: We need a full moratorium all Shakespeare plays. It's done, 545 00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:37,160 Speaker 1: it's over. I don't think the only people who like 546 00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:40,720 Speaker 1: Shakespeare plays are not equity actors need to Livia nicknamed 547 00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:45,160 Speaker 1: lives whose parents are sponsoring their entire Indie Go Go 548 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,720 Speaker 1: so they can play Lady Macbeth. Because in high school 549 00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:55,440 Speaker 1: got casts Puck Shakespeare in the Park too hot, those actors, 550 00:37:55,680 --> 00:37:58,799 Speaker 1: those actors are sweating. That's a human rights abuse. Yes, 551 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,440 Speaker 1: I don't think, honey, Shakespeare, if you're gonna pay a 552 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:04,560 Speaker 1: hundred fifty dollars to see wrote me on the Juliet 553 00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:06,480 Speaker 1: for the up teenth time, just because it's set in 554 00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:10,840 Speaker 1: the twenties between two warring flopper nations. Seconds, that's so. 555 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:15,439 Speaker 1: That's boy. And if you have money left oversee slave play, 556 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:20,240 Speaker 1: slave play, you don't have culture. That's why a minute. 557 00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:28,879 Speaker 1: If you don't have money, you don't wow wow wow. 558 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:31,799 Speaker 1: You know this next person coming to the mic gave 559 00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:33,640 Speaker 1: us a fake out and it came out a little late, 560 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,719 Speaker 1: and I was scared that you were deeva showing us 561 00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:38,799 Speaker 1: up and you weren't here. But Caroline, Theresa is very 562 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:46,440 Speaker 1: much Hi Carolina, Carolina, it's good to see you. And 563 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:50,120 Speaker 1: it's so wonderful to ask you trouble or pre select 564 00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:54,279 Speaker 1: pre selected bitch. Yeah, this is Caroline and Theresa. I 565 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:57,120 Speaker 1: don't think so many her time starts now, I don't 566 00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:59,880 Speaker 1: think so, honey. White women in games who say they 567 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:08,279 Speaker 1: love lizz Oh, but you don't love me if you 568 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:11,840 Speaker 1: love Lizzo so fucking much and you love every fabulous, 569 00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,759 Speaker 1: fat black woman. So if you see me in the 570 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:17,080 Speaker 1: bar and I do I have a drink in my hand, 571 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:19,839 Speaker 1: put a fucking drink in my hand. Oh my god, 572 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:26,080 Speaker 1: I'm not waiting online at the DNB anymore. I don't 573 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,200 Speaker 1: know where my birth certificate is. But give me my 574 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:38,080 Speaker 1: idea seconds. All of a sudden, the ho y'all that bitch, No, 575 00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:46,760 Speaker 1: that bitchcon Now, everybody give me your social security no mans, 576 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:50,200 Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna tell you what I'm gonna do 577 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:55,200 Speaker 1: with that five seconds. If you love this, open you 578 00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:57,120 Speaker 1: love me, and let me tell you something that you 579 00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:00,200 Speaker 1: love every fat black woman in your life. That if 580 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,960 Speaker 1: you can't talk about loving Lizzo and forget about the 581 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:07,880 Speaker 1: miss at the next few at work. Okay, that's what Carolina, 582 00:40:08,200 --> 00:40:14,120 Speaker 1: Carolina absolutely absolutely, And now come into them like Spike 583 00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:21,239 Speaker 1: and mind Spike. Oh this look is good, bike. Now 584 00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:24,160 Speaker 1: here's the deal. We got the bull in front of us. 585 00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:27,400 Speaker 1: It's been here all night. Some people have chosen to 586 00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:29,680 Speaker 1: go in there, some have done pre selected. I ask 587 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,880 Speaker 1: you this question, do you know what my astrological sign is? 588 00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:39,600 Speaker 1: Tell us I'm a virgo. Birthday, birthday, birthday, just happened, 589 00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:44,560 Speaker 1: so I'm prepared. Oh this is Spike iron Binders. I 590 00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:47,000 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Their time starts now. I don't 591 00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:50,360 Speaker 1: think so, honey. Sis people deciding when mis gendering it 592 00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,680 Speaker 1: matters and when it does not when it comes to me. 593 00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,279 Speaker 1: So let me get this straight. You just called me 594 00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:58,680 Speaker 1: a she, and when I say I'm actually a day, 595 00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:03,480 Speaker 1: you said, but that's not Meanwhile, I'm supposed to believe 596 00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:10,319 Speaker 1: that your hashtag blessed that's not real. And the other 597 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,640 Speaker 1: the inverses. When you miss gender me and I say 598 00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:15,240 Speaker 1: I'm actually then you say, oh my god, I'm so sorry. 599 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,360 Speaker 1: You could kill me if you want. You can punch me, 600 00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:19,200 Speaker 1: you can hurt me. You could do what I what 601 00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:21,719 Speaker 1: I did to you. To me, I wasn't traumatized by 602 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,480 Speaker 1: your mis gendering, but now I am seeing you throw 603 00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:27,560 Speaker 1: yourself at my feet and beg to be flagellated by me. 604 00:41:28,719 --> 00:41:31,520 Speaker 1: You don't need to do that. Also, sis people, if 605 00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:34,239 Speaker 1: I miss gender your dog, that's not on me. I'm 606 00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:38,040 Speaker 1: a transperson, okay, and you don't get all huppy about that. 607 00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:41,920 Speaker 1: I'm sorry that Charlie is a girl, okay, Come from 608 00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:45,920 Speaker 1: Charlie looks like me, all right. Also, one last thing, 609 00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:48,640 Speaker 1: when you meet me and I say I'm from Los 610 00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:51,040 Speaker 1: Angeles and you say, oh, you don't seem like it, 611 00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:55,560 Speaker 1: you're mis gendering me. We can look like this too. 612 00:41:56,360 --> 00:42:01,919 Speaker 1: As that's one man. My god, everybody, if they miss 613 00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:05,240 Speaker 1: jender your dog, it's gone on that. And now welcome 614 00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:13,440 Speaker 1: to the microphone, Sidny Washing. This jacket is the jacket. 615 00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:22,040 Speaker 1: It's a duster, baby, a duster dust. Now let's ask. 616 00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:24,759 Speaker 1: Let's ask, because we don't know what we're doing. Pre 617 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:28,360 Speaker 1: selected or the troll bowl pre selected. Yes, this is 618 00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:30,759 Speaker 1: Sidney Washington's I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now, 619 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:37,480 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. The movie Hustlers, Yes, yes, baby, 620 00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:39,479 Speaker 1: I went to the screening. I didn't pay any money, 621 00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:43,200 Speaker 1: but I want my money back. Oh yes, yes, yes, Okay. 622 00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:46,840 Speaker 1: Jennifer Lopez, she got a body, she can dance, she entertainer. 623 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:48,640 Speaker 1: But if I want to see her in a bikini, 624 00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:53,759 Speaker 1: I can stock her Instagram. Oh oh, y'are not on board? Okay, cool, cool, cool? 625 00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,919 Speaker 1: You think that Jennifer Lopez can act? That's what y'all 626 00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:59,759 Speaker 1: we're calling that. Oh no, no, no, no, baby, she 627 00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:03,880 Speaker 1: is acting just like Zoe Kravitz in Big Little Lies. Tired. 628 00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:10,560 Speaker 1: She's tired. So sorry, so sorry. You know what the 629 00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:14,600 Speaker 1: Big Hustle was, Okay, the woman that she was portraying. Sorry, 630 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,360 Speaker 1: they don't look alike. They don't look at like that, 631 00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,640 Speaker 1: So sorry. She a brick. I'm so sorry. It was 632 00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:23,160 Speaker 1: so rude. I was like, Okay, if Jennifer Lopez can 633 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:27,239 Speaker 1: play her, then Beyonce can play me. And I don't 634 00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:32,520 Speaker 1: think so, honey, Beyonce, she can't act, So there's that. Sorry, 635 00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:34,480 Speaker 1: so sorry. And you know what, I know the real 636 00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:36,640 Speaker 1: woman who was the hustle and she took me to 637 00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:39,120 Speaker 1: Mexico and told me that we had a chef and 638 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:42,360 Speaker 1: the only thing that was cooking was Kennemine. So she 639 00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:45,880 Speaker 1: owed me money. I know. That's so honey, the Hustler movie. 640 00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:55,319 Speaker 1: That's why Washington give it up. Bore bat Leary, Carolina, 641 00:43:55,560 --> 00:44:02,520 Speaker 1: Teresa Washing, people throwing them money. So listen up. That 642 00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:05,239 Speaker 1: was the people throwing the money. And this final group 643 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:09,560 Speaker 1: is the people doing the dance. Welcome to the stage, 644 00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:15,600 Speaker 1: Rachel Senna. You have been up for Marty Miller. Are 645 00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:19,360 Speaker 1: they coming? Are they coming? Can we get Rachel Senna 646 00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:25,160 Speaker 1: and Marty Miller. Let's get called steppingson out here, Cole Steppenson, 647 00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:29,960 Speaker 1: Moss peric. Yeah. To close out the show, Annie Donley, 648 00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:43,440 Speaker 1: Oh no, oh oh oh, Rachel out of oh shit, 649 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:50,759 Speaker 1: Oh no, my ya listen, Rachel Senna, get the fun 650 00:44:50,880 --> 00:45:00,560 Speaker 1: back up, Rachel, Rachel Wow, Rachel Hello, Rachel Senna, Hey, listen. 651 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:04,360 Speaker 1: I feel like we need to ask trouble or pre 652 00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:09,279 Speaker 1: selected selected, we got something on our mind? Yeah, yeah, 653 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:13,440 Speaker 1: Rachel sentence, I don't think. I don't think, so, honey. 654 00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:17,879 Speaker 1: My breakup, yes, Queen, had happened last night. Okay, night 655 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,200 Speaker 1: before that. Let me tell you my birthday. Let me 656 00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:23,000 Speaker 1: give you the timeline my birthday, my breakup tonight where 657 00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:25,520 Speaker 1: I find myself wearing a flannel at the Bellhouse, which 658 00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:28,720 Speaker 1: I would never do unless I was extremely depressed. Okay, 659 00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:36,040 Speaker 1: all right, Yes, yes, I feel saying with me bad. Yeah, 660 00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:39,320 Speaker 1: and no this is not technically culture one, but it 661 00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:44,000 Speaker 1: will be when I make an andy short film about it. Yes, 662 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:48,279 Speaker 1: I cannot stop doing pappers, which I do think, so honey, poppers, yes, 663 00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:55,120 Speaker 1: only thing that makes me feel alive. Yes, okay, I 664 00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:58,320 Speaker 1: cannot stop listening to that Misky song, which is like sorrow. Sorry, 665 00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:01,920 Speaker 1: I feel alone. I'm all alone, sorrow ten seconds sent 666 00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:05,120 Speaker 1: up for me. I'm lost eleven minutes of material about 667 00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:07,080 Speaker 1: having a boyfriend. I feel so alone, so sad. I'm 668 00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:08,880 Speaker 1: gonna get sauce after this. I do not think so 669 00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:17,480 Speaker 1: wanting my breakup. Thank you, I felt it. We love you. This. 670 00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:20,239 Speaker 1: You will use this, you will use you already have, 671 00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:27,879 Speaker 1: already have. Please welcome Marty Miller. Marty yeah, yeah, yeah, 672 00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:34,920 Speaker 1: yeah yeah. Preselected or trollball. I'm just a pre selected 673 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:39,719 Speaker 1: kind of girl that this is Marty Millers. I don't 674 00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:42,800 Speaker 1: think so many a time starts now, I don't think so. Honey, 675 00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:49,120 Speaker 1: hetero sexuality, I think we've seen it, We've done it 676 00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:53,239 Speaker 1: in a high time. We move on. Okay. The only 677 00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:56,640 Speaker 1: thing the heterosexual narrative has left me with his cramps 678 00:46:56,719 --> 00:47:02,640 Speaker 1: and shingles, nothing more, nothing less. Okay, you're not gay, 679 00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:08,040 Speaker 1: You're dumb, dead or a liar. And that's just how 680 00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:14,520 Speaker 1: Sue sees it. Second, and that was actually a Glee reference, 681 00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:18,520 Speaker 1: Actually guess and if you are a straight person, you 682 00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:21,920 Speaker 1: did not get that reference. I kindly ask you to 683 00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:30,400 Speaker 1: wake up. Okay, gay, watch Glee or suck a deck. Ideally, 684 00:47:30,480 --> 00:47:34,000 Speaker 1: both that actually sounds like a lovely evening listening to 685 00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:38,840 Speaker 1: Leah Michelle's scream while positively choking on a call five seconds. 686 00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:43,279 Speaker 1: Romance isn't dead, not in the queer community. Okay, long 687 00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:47,000 Speaker 1: story short, be gay, watch Glee and if you're a straighty, 688 00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:51,120 Speaker 1: I just don't think so. And that's one minute. Marty 689 00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:57,160 Speaker 1: mill Hardy, thank you good? What do you say? Bowen? 690 00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:00,759 Speaker 1: Should we welcome the next person to the min His 691 00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:08,080 Speaker 1: name is Moss para Con Hello, Moss, Oh my god, Hello, Hello, 692 00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:12,879 Speaker 1: we're having We're very thrilled in your hair. We want 693 00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:18,200 Speaker 1: to know trouble are pre selected. You gotta do it. 694 00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,200 Speaker 1: This is Moss Paracos. I don't think so many times 695 00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:24,760 Speaker 1: starts now, I don't think so, honey. Twenty eight year olds? 696 00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:29,960 Speaker 1: Who the fund? Do they think they are? Twenty eight 697 00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:33,040 Speaker 1: year olds are just twenty three year old to sometimes 698 00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:38,880 Speaker 1: go to weddings. Wow, and you're not what you know what? 699 00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:42,000 Speaker 1: Twenty eight year olds? You know what? Twenty eight year olds? 700 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:45,440 Speaker 1: I've seen the photos from these weddings and they're fucking terrible, 701 00:48:45,719 --> 00:48:49,960 Speaker 1: because so bad. They are just Barnes with holiday lights. 702 00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:53,680 Speaker 1: What the that? What the fund is? That? The theme 703 00:48:53,760 --> 00:49:01,000 Speaker 1: of every wedding is former animal Christmas what and every 704 00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:03,879 Speaker 1: year old? They want to be twenty three so bad, 705 00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:09,400 Speaker 1: and it's so sad because being twenty three is the 706 00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:12,440 Speaker 1: easiest thing in the world. Anyone can do it. All 707 00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:14,320 Speaker 1: you have to do is buy some poppers. That's it. 708 00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:19,399 Speaker 1: They sell the They make you twenty three for thirty 709 00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:22,040 Speaker 1: seconds at a time. They're amazing. I do not think 710 00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:27,160 Speaker 1: so honey. And that's what mas para cone. It's actually 711 00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:30,400 Speaker 1: really culture number fifty one. If you want to be 712 00:49:30,480 --> 00:49:35,200 Speaker 1: twenty three, buy some poppers and now welcome to the microphone. 713 00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:42,239 Speaker 1: Call Stepan Ca. That's absolutely go cold go oh no, 714 00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:45,359 Speaker 1: Well that plugs right back in. That's the way that works. Yeah, 715 00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:50,000 Speaker 1: I don't think honey. And then we're back, so trop preselect. 716 00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:54,440 Speaker 1: My name is Jasmine Masters, and you have something. I 717 00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:58,120 Speaker 1: have something to say, Stepand since I don't think so honey, 718 00:49:58,160 --> 00:50:00,280 Speaker 1: as time starts now, I don't think so honey, Bowen 719 00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:05,920 Speaker 1: Yang specifically, specifically the time that you didn't I don't 720 00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:09,719 Speaker 1: think so honey about Carly ray Jepson. Oh yeah, you 721 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:11,960 Speaker 1: sow the seeds of your own destruction. And I am 722 00:50:12,040 --> 00:50:15,400 Speaker 1: here to read, honey. I'm sorry, Bow and Yang is 723 00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:20,080 Speaker 1: consistent pop excellence not good enough for you. I'm sorry, 724 00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:23,600 Speaker 1: Bow and Yang. When Carly ray Jepson invented the saxophone 725 00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:26,480 Speaker 1: for Runaway with Me, did that not do it for you? 726 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:30,919 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Bowen Yang. Honey, would you rather than Carly 727 00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:34,880 Speaker 1: ray Jepson waste our time with a fucking jazz album 728 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:40,080 Speaker 1: with Tony Bennett? I don't think so, honey, Absolutely not. 729 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,960 Speaker 1: After everything Carly has done for the gay community, this 730 00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:46,839 Speaker 1: is how you pay her back. Carly ray Jepson did 731 00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,960 Speaker 1: not just throw the first brick at Stonewall. Carly ray 732 00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:54,560 Speaker 1: Jepson built stone wall with her bare hand five seconds. 733 00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:58,440 Speaker 1: You could have done. I don't think so, honey. Donald Trump, 734 00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:01,040 Speaker 1: you could have done. I don't think so, honey. Climate 735 00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:03,160 Speaker 1: change you could have done. I don't think so. Any 736 00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:05,319 Speaker 1: big little ice season two, and yet here we are 737 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:11,480 Speaker 1: biting the hand that feeds and I do not think so, honey. 738 00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:16,680 Speaker 1: And that's one I'm behind. Every word of that was 739 00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:20,480 Speaker 1: taken to every word of that I should be canceled. 740 00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:23,440 Speaker 1: I think it's this cancel. Culture should go after bow 741 00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:26,880 Speaker 1: and absolutely thank you for keeping. Here's the thing with 742 00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:28,960 Speaker 1: our final I don't think so, Honey of the night 743 00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:32,239 Speaker 1: and I kind of warldwinner herself. Everyone please welcome the 744 00:51:32,400 --> 00:51:49,560 Speaker 1: excellently dressed Annie. Oh well, so Annie, Annie, Annie, can 745 00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:53,080 Speaker 1: you talk to us? How are you? How are you doing? 746 00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:58,600 Speaker 1: I've come prepared. Okay, run to the question. So there's 747 00:51:58,640 --> 00:52:02,200 Speaker 1: a pre selected topic. Okay, this is Annie Jonley's. I 748 00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:11,280 Speaker 1: don't think Sonny, her time starts now. I don't think so, Honey, 749 00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:36,120 Speaker 1: never getting paid to perform at this show? Thirties secon 750 00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:45,040 Speaker 1: now bow and yang. Congratulations, but I need some cheese 751 00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:50,480 Speaker 1: from my egg, motherfucker. And I don't know if you 752 00:52:50,560 --> 00:52:55,600 Speaker 1: have a little bookkeeper over there at Forever Dog, but 753 00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:58,040 Speaker 1: you can tell them to cut a check for every 754 00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:03,399 Speaker 1: performer for twenty forty shit, even ten would do some good. 755 00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:09,520 Speaker 1: Speaking of books, I wrote the book on comedy. As 756 00:53:09,600 --> 00:53:13,360 Speaker 1: you know, I am an icon. I have done the 757 00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:19,960 Speaker 1: troll Ball. I am literally an icon. Yes I have. 758 00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:24,480 Speaker 1: I not seen a dime for this show. How much 759 00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:27,600 Speaker 1: time do I have? Tell me now? How much time? 760 00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:41,759 Speaker 1: Time is money? Annie Donley? Time is money. I don't 761 00:53:41,760 --> 00:53:44,279 Speaker 1: know what to say except bowen, you need to pay 762 00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:49,440 Speaker 1: for every uber I take anywhere. And that's one Antie 763 00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:54,800 Speaker 1: Dolly blogging off days. We give it up for the 764 00:53:54,920 --> 00:54:00,040 Speaker 1: people doing the dance, Rachel sen It, Marty Miller and 765 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:05,719 Speaker 1: that bitch. Well, Matt, I think we gotta pay everybody. No, 766 00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:09,160 Speaker 1: I'm going to pay them. Oh my god, I don't 767 00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:14,040 Speaker 1: have that dirt rock check anyway. Everyone, thank you all 768 00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:19,520 Speaker 1: so so much for coming. This is our favorite night 769 00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:22,120 Speaker 1: every time we do it. Yes, we will see you 770 00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:24,799 Speaker 1: again very soon. Thank you all so much. To thank 771 00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:27,040 Speaker 1: you Forever Dog and the Bell House. Thank you all 772 00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:31,840 Speaker 1: for coming. My name is Matt Roger, my name, bye 773 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:40,719 Speaker 1: bye Forever. This has been a Forever Dog production executive 774 00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:45,040 Speaker 1: produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey. For 775 00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:49,520 Speaker 1: more original podcasts, please visit Forever Dog Podcasts dot com 776 00:54:50,080 --> 00:54:54,080 Speaker 1: and subscribe to our shows on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or 777 00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:56,840 Speaker 1: wherever you get your podcasts. 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