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Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson. What's one eight hundred duy away knock?

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Speaker 1: Getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice,

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Speaker 1: but if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's

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Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: I'm moving nine point five. It's Bob. Hey, Bob, my

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Speaker 1: name is Casey Ryback. I don't think we've met. I'm

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Speaker 1: over in corporate human resources. How you doing good? Good?

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Speaker 1: Are you not too bad? Thanks for asking? So I

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Speaker 1: wanted to get you on the phone before I sent

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Speaker 1: the email so I could talk to you one on

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Speaker 1: one before warned that this might be a difficult conversation. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I hope to not being termined or anything. I'm doing

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Speaker 1: pretty well. No, you're you're doing a great job. You're

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Speaker 1: doing a great job. We value you as an employee,

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Speaker 1: Thank you very much. But we aren't going to be

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Speaker 1: allowing you to come to the holiday party this year. Really. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm really sorry to have to tell you that. Maybe

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Speaker 1: next year if we can work on a few things.

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Speaker 1: Work on a few things, yeah, like what I'd really

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Speaker 1: rather not get into all the details. We can do

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Speaker 1: that at a later date. I'd love to schedule a

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Speaker 1: meeting with you in person. It's probably better that way. No,

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Speaker 1: you could tell me now why am I not allowed

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Speaker 1: to come to the holiday party. I didn't want to

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Speaker 1: have to do this over the phone, but I guess. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: in past years, we have received more than a few

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Speaker 1: complaints about your jokes, about my jokes. Cindy again, is

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Speaker 1: she offended? She was defended last year? I mean serious.

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Speaker 1: I can't give you any names, but I can't tell

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Speaker 1: you that. God, people don't like your jokes, and I've

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Speaker 1: heard a few of them. Frankly, they are not very good.

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Speaker 1: So so people are offended by me telling dirty jokes. No,

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Speaker 1: not that they're dirty, they're just bad. People love my jokes,

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Speaker 1: they really don't. I'm sorry. That was really blunt, wasn't it.

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Speaker 1: It really is. I do a lot for this company.

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Speaker 1: You do, and you do when it comes to you know,

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Speaker 1: making making us money and being very productive, But you

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Speaker 1: don't do a lot for us in the human department,

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Speaker 1: and that's what we need to work on. You're in

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Speaker 1: human resources. Okay, look at my paycheck. Okay, okay, look

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Speaker 1: at what I do for this company and what I

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Speaker 1: bring this company. I basically throw this company holiday party. Okay,

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Speaker 1: without me, you wouldn't have one. Well, you do do

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Speaker 1: a good job, and I'm ten times funnier than you.

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Speaker 1: How about that? Really? Okay? Well, you know, if you're

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Speaker 1: so sure about how funny you are, why don't you

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Speaker 1: tell me a joke? Then? I wasn't at last year's

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Speaker 1: holiday party. I just got the complaints. Let's hear a joke.

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Speaker 1: Let's hear a joke, and then I'll see if I

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Speaker 1: can approve you to go to the party. No, we're

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Speaker 1: not going to play this game. Okay, we're not gonna

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Speaker 1: play this okay, because I'm at my best. I'm at

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Speaker 1: my best when i'm you know, when i'm when I'm

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Speaker 1: in the moment. Ah, yeah, okay. So so in other words,

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Speaker 1: you can't think of a joke, and I figured you'd

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Speaker 1: have some jokes ready to go for me, you know,

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Speaker 1: all right, all right, you think my jokes are so bad? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I get well, I hear it they are. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: how about this one? How do you how do this?

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Speaker 1: About this one? What do you call it? Deer with

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Speaker 1: no eyes? What? No idea? Okaya? Started? That was started?

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Speaker 1: I was started. Here's part be ready. Oh, there's a

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Speaker 1: part be what do you call it? Here? With no

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Speaker 1: eyes and no who, no fun idea? That going right?

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Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, that's a go one right? Yeah, the

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Speaker 1: hundreds more? Oh man? You know? Oh sounds like I

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Speaker 1: owe you an apology. I know it. See I am

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Speaker 1: funny man. I wouldn't say funny, I'd say down right, hill, Harry,

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Speaker 1: that's it. So I am going to the company party.

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Speaker 1: Huh Um, I suppose So. I mean, I don't really

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Speaker 1: know because I'm doing a prank phone call on you.

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Speaker 1: But I can't imagine. Why not? Dude, you are hilarious.

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Speaker 1: Were talking about what do you mean? What am I

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Speaker 1: talking about? Frank phone call? Oh? This isn't I left

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Speaker 1: it out. Sorry, This is actually Jewel from Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the Morning doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 1: Your co worker Joe set you up. Wait what that's

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Speaker 1: a pretty pretty funny joke too. Looks like the two

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Speaker 1: of us have found each other. We should team up. Well,

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Speaker 1: I'm what you're talking about. Guy. I host a radio

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Speaker 1: show it's called Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Your

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Speaker 1: friend listens and he emailed me to do a prank

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Speaker 1: phone call on you because he says, you tell a

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Speaker 1: lot of bad jokes. Your friend Joe, Joe, Joe set

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Speaker 1: this hold thing up. Yeah, he thought you told bad jokes.

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Speaker 1: But the joke that I heard, dude, really funny. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, Oh I guess that's pretty funny. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: pretty funny. It's pretty funny. It's not bad. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's nowhere near that that joke they have the idea

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Speaker 1: or joke, but it's pretty funny. Oh my god, man, listen,

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Speaker 1: wait till I roast him at at the holiday party.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna get gonna get him. But I bet you

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Speaker 1: are have at it. Man, too bad. I can't be

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Speaker 1: there to witness it. I'll get you in there. You'll

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Speaker 1: be by plus one. How about that. Now we'll have

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Speaker 1: a blat. Hey you know what that is a great idea.

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Speaker 1: Ha ha your joke. There you go, buddy. Yeah, all

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Speaker 1: right like it? Yeah, man, see it? All right? Bye bye.

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Speaker 1: Week of every morning with Jubilee Weekday Mornings on the

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Speaker 1: twenty two point five