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Speaker 1: Alright, what up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the

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Speaker 1: most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts,

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Speaker 1: my sports opinions, because I am pretty much a sports genius.

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Speaker 1: What's up? I'm Eddie. I know the least about sports,

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Speaker 1: but I am your average sports fan. I watch a

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Speaker 1: in the what's what? What's up you guys? I'm Ray.

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Speaker 1: I'm from the North. I like ice hockey. I love

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Speaker 1: to play football. If you go to a bar and

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Speaker 1: right hey, speaking of ice hockey. Russia is going off

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Speaker 1: right now on betting. I'm gonna live bet Russia right now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: live bet Russia. Eddie is addicted to gambling. We'll get

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Speaker 1: into that in a little bit, but we always start

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Speaker 1: off the show with a little game called whoa kicks?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather get in a fight with a shark

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Speaker 1: or an alligator? Alright, I'm in easy alligator. Shark, that's

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Speaker 1: their domain, that's their land. Like, I'm not going into

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Speaker 1: their waters and trying to fight them at whatever their

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Speaker 1: elite at. They are the best swimmers in the world.

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Speaker 1: They will dominate you. Alligator just step on his snout.

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Speaker 1: If you hold his snout down, he can't bite you.

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Speaker 1: I think holding his snout down is a lot harder

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Speaker 1: than we think. I think alligators are so strong. I

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Speaker 1: would rather getting a fight with a shark. Stupid, No,

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Speaker 1: because you can punch a shark between the eyes. And

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Speaker 1: how is that proven? And they say it on a

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Speaker 1: Shark Week they tell you if you ever get attacked

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Speaker 1: by shark, punch up between the eyes and that's how

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Speaker 1: never to be seen again. So I'm fighting a shark here.

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Speaker 1: Did you hear this information from dude? People get swallowed

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Speaker 1: by alligators? Right? I'm going with ali gator because I'm

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Speaker 1: I was a lifeguard for a summer when I was

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Speaker 1: to the point that I'm also gonna tread water and

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Speaker 1: punch a shark. That's very, very difficult. I'll go on

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Speaker 1: land instead of in water and think about the velocity

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Speaker 1: of your punch. Underwater. There's nothing too. It's like slow moa.

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Speaker 1: That's why you have to get the shark up the water.

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Speaker 1: You gotta pull them up. And the shark didn't automatically

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Speaker 1: just bite you in the water. Sometimes they come up

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Speaker 1: and get you right. Yeah, alligator drags you into the water.

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Speaker 1: You me looking for your golf ball on the side

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Speaker 1: of the pond. Boom, grab you by the leg. You

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Speaker 1: got no shot. I read that if you tickle the

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Speaker 1: the ribs. I don't. That's as stupid as what you

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Speaker 1: just said. No, no, google it and you'll you'll feel like, okay,

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Speaker 1: lunch box, I'm sorry. You're right. You're supposed to punch

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Speaker 1: it between the eyes because that's what you want to do.

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Speaker 1: You would much right. You don't understand how strong an

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Speaker 1: alligator is. My buddy Isaiah has caught them, and those

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Speaker 1: small ones. He said, we're really tough. I'm at you

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Speaker 1: know, a a big alligator grabbing you. Go ah, coach, I'll

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Speaker 1: want up you on this one. So would you rather

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Speaker 1: shark coming at you, I'm gonna have to go with

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Speaker 1: being able to see it. Otherwise it's it's just like

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Speaker 1: the chances with not being able to see something you're

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Speaker 1: have no shots. When I don't see it, I'm like,

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Speaker 1: you know what, I have a shot to make it

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Speaker 1: think about how many times we swim in waters where

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Speaker 1: you're just swimming. Well, I don't really swim in the ocean.

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Speaker 1: And not worried about seeing the shark. You don't swim

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Speaker 1: I get it. But the lake, when you were swimming

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Speaker 1: and it's so random how it happens. One person is

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Speaker 1: Kelly Slater's out there catching away and he gets his

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Speaker 1: surfer did some Brittany some surfer girls about and you

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Speaker 1: want to know the difference between the guy that just

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Speaker 1: He serves like three times a day. He's gonna do

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Speaker 1: in championships every day? He's addicted and that's his life.

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Speaker 1: That almost becomes more than he loves it. He's addicted

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Speaker 1: Why do NFL teams pay quarterbacks so much money? Because

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Speaker 1: they say, you have to have a quarterback to win

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Speaker 1: at the top ten paid quarterbacks in the NFL. Joe

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Speaker 1: Brees twenty five million. There, nine and one. Okay, there

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Speaker 1: his team seven and three. Number thirty seven four million dollars.

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Speaker 1: it because it's proving his point him do it. Number

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Speaker 1: and the Bears are seven and three. I mean, it

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Speaker 1: what am I missing? You're catching a lot of these

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Speaker 1: a Super Bowl? Who cares? That is what happens you

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Speaker 1: you you have this quarter and this is what teams do.

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Speaker 1: They freak out. They draft someone they think is a

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Speaker 1: to playoffs. The worst out of that whole list. Derek Carr, No,

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Speaker 1: not as far as the money. I mean, he gets

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Speaker 1: these guys agents man get him that kind of money

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Speaker 1: and they're not even perform. It's the right time, in

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Speaker 1: It's the precedent that's always been said. You always got

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Speaker 1: a Super Bowl and then you that's just how it is.

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Speaker 1: They have to get paid otherwise somebody else gets them.

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Speaker 1: So it's almost like you're like, well, I don't want

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Speaker 1: my buddy to date my chick. I mean I kind

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Speaker 1: And then the other thing is these people don't they

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Speaker 1: defensive guy who he may never touch the ball in

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Speaker 1: the entire game? But who had more of an influence

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Speaker 1: take you the playoff. Can you score a point without

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Speaker 1: not scoring crash. Because you can pressure the quarterback, you

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Speaker 1: all you need to do is kick a field and

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Speaker 1: he's still alive. Yeah, and I thought he was dead.

424
00:19:28,359 --> 00:19:33,440
Speaker 1: How old is He's almost pretty good? Good job for him. Yeah,

425
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:35,800
Speaker 1: he's making a lot of money off that and the

426
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:38,040
Speaker 1: video game. What else? I feel like he's got his

427
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,760
Speaker 1: hands in a bunch of I don't know. You're right.

428
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,560
Speaker 1: All he does is have his name on the video game.

429
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:45,000
Speaker 1: There's no way as any input is the announcer on

430
00:19:45,040 --> 00:19:48,840
Speaker 1: the game, he's the last person on the game. Want

431
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:51,920
Speaker 1: to be not anymore, dude. They got anybody and everybody

432
00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:54,200
Speaker 1: on there. You could drive a bus through that hole

433
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:57,000
Speaker 1: that used to be his favorite saying, oh my gosh,

434
00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,920
Speaker 1: and all the different stuff that they do say. I

435
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,800
Speaker 1: always think, I'm like, man, guys must have sat in

436
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,359
Speaker 1: the room for hours and recorded all these different things.

437
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:05,240
Speaker 1: I mean, and I don't even know if they get

438
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:07,040
Speaker 1: paid the for the amount of work that they actually

439
00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,959
Speaker 1: put into this video game, because there's times that he's

440
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,600
Speaker 1: talking about they get paid a lot of money for

441
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,440
Speaker 1: a lot of money. They a lot of money. But

442
00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:16,200
Speaker 1: how much does this video game costs? That's cheap, that's

443
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:19,400
Speaker 1: on the cheap end. But yeah, they're about sixties seventy coach.

444
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:23,200
Speaker 1: Think about how much money these video game makers are making.

445
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:26,359
Speaker 1: They're making a crap. Those voice guys make get a

446
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,440
Speaker 1: dollar per video games sold something like that, or they

447
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,000
Speaker 1: get on up front. I don't know how it works.

448
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,520
Speaker 1: I'm not it's a crapload of money. Crapload because they're

449
00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:37,040
Speaker 1: making a lot of money. Because sometimes they'll just at halftime.

450
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,240
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll watch in the video game world. It's crazy.

451
00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:40,760
Speaker 1: Now now they have a halftime where the actually go

452
00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:42,800
Speaker 1: over highlights and talk about the game and some of

453
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,040
Speaker 1: the saying skip that though, right, Yeah, but some of

454
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:47,400
Speaker 1: their sayings are completely unique. I've never heard him saying

455
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,120
Speaker 1: I've been playing it for months, and I'm like, dangn

456
00:20:49,119 --> 00:20:51,200
Speaker 1: they must have recorded so many different things for this.

457
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:55,120
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. And speaking of cool condo, Lisa Rice,

458
00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:58,359
Speaker 1: the Browns said they want to interview her for the

459
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Speaker 1: head coaching job of the clear Evan Browns, and a

460
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,560
Speaker 1: major guy on TV says it's an absolute joke. I mean,

461
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:05,760
Speaker 1: that's that's funny and all right, but that's not gonna happen.

462
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:08,280
Speaker 1: It's an absolute joke by the Browns. And she came

463
00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:11,199
Speaker 1: out said, look, I am not qualified enough. I appreciate it.

464
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:14,159
Speaker 1: I love my Browns. Uh. I'd love to call a

465
00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,919
Speaker 1: couple of plays next year, but I do would like

466
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:19,879
Speaker 1: to see the NFL bring some women into the coaching ranks. Fine,

467
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:23,040
Speaker 1: but this, by the that's the publicity thing. I think

468
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,680
Speaker 1: it was an absolute pr mood to be like, oh,

469
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,040
Speaker 1: look at the Browns. They're thinking outside the box. They're

470
00:21:28,119 --> 00:21:32,040
Speaker 1: so creative. No offense to condo Lisa Rice. She has

471
00:21:32,080 --> 00:21:34,320
Speaker 1: not qualified well, and even then, I wouldn't even think

472
00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:36,439
Speaker 1: she'd want to just spend her whole year coaching a

473
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Speaker 1: football team. Like she's a she's a genius, she's so smart.

474
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Speaker 1: She used to be on the I don't know if

475
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Speaker 1: she still is. She was on the college football playoff committee,

476
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,240
Speaker 1: but where she chose the top four teams again boards committee.

477
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Speaker 1: That's her, that's her m O. And she may she

478
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:55,159
Speaker 1: may know football, she may be like a real football fan, okay,

479
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:58,160
Speaker 1: but she's not qualified to be a head football coach

480
00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:02,200
Speaker 1: in the NFL. That's like grabbing Ray and saying, hey, Ray,

481
00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:05,200
Speaker 1: coach the Cleveland Browns next year. You would have no idea.

482
00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:09,280
Speaker 1: But how do you but who what female would be qualified?

483
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,840
Speaker 1: Someone that's been in the coaching I mean coaching high

484
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:14,000
Speaker 1: school or something. I would say, girl that's on the

485
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:18,600
Speaker 1: Lingerie Football League? Are there played football coaches like in

486
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:21,720
Speaker 1: college and that you know of That's what I'm saying.

487
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:24,760
Speaker 1: I can't think of it because the reason that they've infiltrated,

488
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:27,160
Speaker 1: so you know, there's no women coaches in NBA because

489
00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:29,760
Speaker 1: there's women's basketball in high school, there's no women's football

490
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:32,920
Speaker 1: in high school. Right. That's so I'm thinking, is there

491
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Speaker 1: even a woman coach out there even at the high

492
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Speaker 1: school level. I mean there probably never read anything on that, right,

493
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Speaker 1: But I mean, I don't know if there is a

494
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Speaker 1: woman coach out there in high school props because that

495
00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:45,040
Speaker 1: must have been so hard to get because I know

496
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Speaker 1: the boys club. I know some guys, like some of

497
00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:49,320
Speaker 1: my friends Dad's never even were closed to be in

498
00:22:49,359 --> 00:22:51,800
Speaker 1: a head coach coach. Props to you if you're doing that, yeah,

499
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:55,480
Speaker 1: and called the Cleveland Browns right now, this could be

500
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:58,439
Speaker 1: your opening, Like if they're looking for any kind of

501
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:01,560
Speaker 1: pr move like this could be. They wouldn't really hire them,

502
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:04,479
Speaker 1: but to test them. They no, no, they wouldn't hire you.

503
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:07,199
Speaker 1: They would interview you just for the publicity. Okay, we

504
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:09,320
Speaker 1: brought a female in, but we decided to go with

505
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:12,399
Speaker 1: and they would never hire You know who bought into

506
00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,160
Speaker 1: this whole kind of a right to the Browns thing?

507
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:18,960
Speaker 1: Sports Center. Everybody condoles a Rice to interview for head

508
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 1: coaching job of the Browns. Get out of here, like

509
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:24,920
Speaker 1: obviously say they're curious about her expertise in the game.

510
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:26,720
Speaker 1: They want to have a good conversation with her. No,

511
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:30,200
Speaker 1: they just said she's gonna try for the head coaching job. Stop.

512
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 1: Stephen A. Smith even posted He's like, this is an

513
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:38,199
Speaker 1: absolute joke. No disrespect to Condolesea Rice, but just stop it. Like,

514
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,560
Speaker 1: congrats to the Browns. We're talking about the Browns. They

515
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,680
Speaker 1: didn't play this weekend. They got in the news. I

516
00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:45,439
Speaker 1: don't know what they were if after, what their point was,

517
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,720
Speaker 1: but boy, when I read that, I was just like, what,

518
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:54,200
Speaker 1: come on, get out, no way, come on, not saying

519
00:23:54,200 --> 00:24:01,159
Speaker 1: that you're kidding me, holy like bring a woman in fine, whatever,

520
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:06,639
Speaker 1: but that's it. Then yesterday, oh my gosh, Alex Smith,

521
00:24:06,720 --> 00:24:08,639
Speaker 1: did you see my chick made me watch it? And

522
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:14,720
Speaker 1: I didn't posted Clay Travis posted it. That's lunch box. Yeah,

523
00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:18,320
Speaker 1: I'm a different I'm a different guy. I did not

524
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Speaker 1: post it. And how eerie. It was disgusting at the end.

525
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,240
Speaker 1: At first you don't see it, but then you see

526
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Speaker 1: I don't want to watch it, right, no, but watch it. No,

527
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:35,080
Speaker 1: I don't want to watch it. Here's the thing's arm.

528
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:36,879
Speaker 1: It's like I mean, he I mean, And what is

529
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:40,960
Speaker 1: so weird and so eerie is thirty three years to

530
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:45,760
Speaker 1: the day that Joe thisman did his leg I remember

531
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:49,679
Speaker 1: both Redskins quarterback. I mean that's just oh, we watch it.

532
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:53,520
Speaker 1: Oh it's awful, it's awful. They just showed that. I

533
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:56,400
Speaker 1: see it. I see it from a distance. Not as

534
00:24:56,400 --> 00:25:00,440
Speaker 1: bad as Joe Tisman, but it's bad. It's bad. Oh,

535
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:03,879
Speaker 1: it's bad. It's bad. Bad. Whenever you see a limb

536
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:07,199
Speaker 1: that naturally you see it go, that's the way it's

537
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:09,160
Speaker 1: supposed to look, and so for people and it just

538
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 1: looks like that's not right. Oh, that's exactly what it

539
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,840
Speaker 1: looks like. That's leg's not supposed to look like that.

540
00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:17,280
Speaker 1: For people that don't know. Alex Smith is the quarterback

541
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 1: of the Washington Redskins and he he had his legs

542
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 1: snapped yesterday in the game. And oh he's out for

543
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:26,480
Speaker 1: the year obviously. But it is a gruesome injury. If

544
00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:28,880
Speaker 1: you want to see a gruesome injury, you can google it.

545
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,359
Speaker 1: I were not going to post it on our store,

546
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:34,359
Speaker 1: losers show Twitter because pretty gross. That is pretty bad.

547
00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 1: And but if you really want it, we will post it.

548
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:38,880
Speaker 1: No we won't, No, no, no, it's gross because people

549
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:40,119
Speaker 1: that go to our Twitter they may not want to

550
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 1: see it. And it's just there. And then it just

551
00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,879
Speaker 1: starts playing. But that's not as bad as who's that

552
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:49,359
Speaker 1: basketball player that's snapped when Paul oh, um, Paul George,

553
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:52,720
Speaker 1: Paul George, when he landed on his leg and it

554
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,080
Speaker 1: just snapped and half do you remember the worst of

555
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 1: all time was the Louisville basketball talk about that? Oh,

556
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,800
Speaker 1: I don't know. Um. I think it was Jason Kendall

557
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:04,720
Speaker 1: baseball player when he was running the first and he

558
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 1: stepped on first in his snapping tyler effort. That was

559
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:16,320
Speaker 1: really bad. So it is such a gruesome injury, but

560
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 1: you can come back from that. Hopefully he can come

561
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 1: back from that. If you're a Paul, if you're a

562
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:26,240
Speaker 1: Cowboys fan, you you hate to see the injury. But

563
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:30,119
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, the Cowboys are in control of

564
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 1: the NFC East. I want the Cowboys in the playoffs.

565
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,280
Speaker 1: It's a better playoffs the Cowboys. All of the sudden,

566
00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 1: the Cowboys two weeks ago, their season was almost it

567
00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 1: was over. And now it's just like, oh, the whole

568
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:46,960
Speaker 1: NFC East has flipped upside down because of this injury.

569
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,879
Speaker 1: But look at the Giants winning games. They've won two games.

570
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:51,920
Speaker 1: Look at them winning two games in a round though,

571
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:57,399
Speaker 1: I mean three and seven, three and seven, okay, but

572
00:26:57,520 --> 00:27:00,600
Speaker 1: still they win every single game the rest of the season.

573
00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:03,200
Speaker 1: Have a question about the Cowboys. So Jerry Jones and

574
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,280
Speaker 1: all the people in his sweet his box up there

575
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,879
Speaker 1: and you saw him there his kids. Yes, they did

576
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,879
Speaker 1: the flashes to him, you know after the game. They

577
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 1: want cowboy sunglasses on. Okay? Are they having fun or

578
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 1: they just pins and needles stressed out the whole time?

579
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,640
Speaker 1: Not having fun. They're just a worry war. It doesn't

580
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,440
Speaker 1: look like any of them are drinking, which you can't.

581
00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 1: You're not a lot of obligations. Yes you can, you

582
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,200
Speaker 1: can have a couple. But it doesn't look it looks

583
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:27,400
Speaker 1: like they're all stone cold sober. They're all just oh

584
00:27:27,440 --> 00:27:29,640
Speaker 1: my gosh. Yes, yes, we want high five, high five, Yes,

585
00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:32,919
Speaker 1: we want they look excited when they win. They they

586
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 1: look like they do look a little bit like fans,

587
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:37,159
Speaker 1: though they're stressed out during the game because it was

588
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,080
Speaker 1: a close game. Look like fans, well yeah, because they're

589
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 1: not dress acting like fans. But they don't look like

590
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 1: because they're not dressing Cowboys gear. And that makes me mad.

591
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,200
Speaker 1: If you're the owner where Cowboys here, because the camera

592
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 1: is gonna be on you. So show your logo, be

593
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 1: proud of who you are and what you are cheering for.

594
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:54,159
Speaker 1: And I told you the Cowboys plus three and a

595
00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 1: half was the uh take it to the bank, and

596
00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:59,399
Speaker 1: it covers. It was a good game, and they do

597
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 1: react like fans. When they were talking about the he

598
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:04,400
Speaker 1: was asking a question though about about them. Are they

599
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 1: having fun up there? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. They're

600
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 1: like fans. They're like, yes, they're like Eddie on his couch.

601
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:11,760
Speaker 1: If you see Jerry Jones nervous and like during the game,

602
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:15,040
Speaker 1: like like that's how Eddie is on his couch. So

603
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 1: that's what a fan is like. And so I think, yes,

604
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 1: they're having fun. It's just like any fan. You're stressed

605
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 1: out when your team is losing. You're like, man, this

606
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,359
Speaker 1: isn't very much fun. But when they start winning, they

607
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 1: start coming back, you're like okay, okay, okay. Or when

608
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 1: they're up by ten you're feeling good. They blow the

609
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:33,280
Speaker 1: ten point lead, you're like typical Cowboys. Here we go crap, crap, crap,

610
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,639
Speaker 1: and then they win You're like whoa, you go crazy.

611
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 1: So yes, I think they're having fun. I think they're

612
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 1: having more fun than who's the Eagles owner? The guy

613
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,959
Speaker 1: looks like I mean, that dude looks like he's just

614
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 1: there's no expression on his face. When when the seven coach.

615
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 1: I'm not talking about yesterday the game. I'm talking about

616
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,680
Speaker 1: when when they're winning violent the super Bowl, they'd go

617
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 1: to him, he'd be like, no expression on his face. Dode,

618
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 1: you're winning the super Bowl. That guy definitely not having fun.

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00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 1: I just hope though, that the owners, you have so

620
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 1: much money, please tell me you're enjoying it, and you're

621
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 1: also not that stress. You're able to separate it a

622
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 1: little bit and realize you don't have total control over

623
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 1: the games. But I just hope they're able to enjoy

624
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 1: it because we're talking about an amazing opportunity to be

625
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 1: an owner of an NFL team, the Dallas Cowboys in America.

626
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:17,760
Speaker 1: Tell me you're enjoying, But are you enjoying when you're

627
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 1: bet on the game and the game's on the line

628
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 1: and you're gonna lose a lot of money if you

629
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 1: don't win it, you're not enjoying it. That's how they feel.

630
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,719
Speaker 1: They got their whole that's their investment, but they're not

631
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 1: losing money every game they lose, but if they don't,

632
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 1: they're not winning. In their mind, they're like, shoot, we're

633
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:37,520
Speaker 1: losing money. They're just they're not making playoffs. What and

634
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 1: what you're thinking? Right, because we've talked about this. They

635
00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:43,840
Speaker 1: are having fun because they bought the team because why

636
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 1: their sports fans. They're fans, so they are having fun.

637
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 1: It's stressful, they may they try to keep it composure,

638
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 1: you know, they're not slamming things like some fans are.

639
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 1: They're trying to act compose because they're the owner. But

640
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 1: when they win, they celebrate, and when they lose, you

641
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 1: see the anguish on their face. So I think they're

642
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 1: having fun. And always on a Sunday. I've never worn

643
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:05,080
Speaker 1: suits during the week, much less a Sunday. And those

644
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:07,360
Speaker 1: fools roll up to those Cowboys games in suits. That's

645
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,480
Speaker 1: throwing some sweatpants and the Cowboys there's there Monday morning

646
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 1: at the office though, like their games are like all right, honey,

647
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 1: headed to the office. But you know how uncomfortable a

648
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 1: suit is. That's how those fools taken the games. I

649
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 1: always see people whenever if I travel and people on

650
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:23,120
Speaker 1: the plane or in a suit, I'm like man, this

651
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 1: must suck. You've said that before, wear a suit on

652
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 1: the plane. I am lucky that I don't have a

653
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 1: job where I have to wear a suit but maybe

654
00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 1: once a year. And I hate wearing a suit. I

655
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 1: hate getting dressed up. I don't like it. It's annoying,

656
00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 1: it's a But when I see people on a plane,

657
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, you can't just wait till you get to

658
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,440
Speaker 1: the city and change in the bathroom at the airport,

659
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:50,360
Speaker 1: like relax on the plane, chill out, like just like whoa, yeah,

660
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:54,440
Speaker 1: kick back. No, they're button up, tie jacket and they

661
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 1: just sit there and they pull out their computer and

662
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,880
Speaker 1: they're working all the time. I got a buddy of

663
00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 1: mine who literally goes, he flies to a city and

664
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:04,840
Speaker 1: he has meetings right when he lands. That you don't

665
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 1: right when you land, you go in the bathroom with

666
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,479
Speaker 1: the airport and you change. That's it. I've done it.

667
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:13,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just telling you, this guy says, I

668
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 1: have to just stay in the suit because really, and

669
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 1: I'm home by dinner. And that's what's base When I

670
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 1: see some of these people at the airport, because you

671
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 1: can tell their facial expressions they're depressed, they're in a

672
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 1: suit they gotta and I'm like, there's life sucks so bad,

673
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,640
Speaker 1: like please never let that's why they're drinking on the flight.

674
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 1: It sucks, man, That is right. And that's another thing flying.

675
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 1: If you go to the airport and on an airplane,

676
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,760
Speaker 1: it's the only place you'll see people drinking at nine

677
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 1: in the morning instantly, yes, like on a Wednesday, like

678
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 1: on the weekend. I understand people go to brunch and

679
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 1: they have mimosas. But you go fly on a Wednesday

680
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 1: at nine am and the airport bar is packed. I'll

681
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 1: take a double Like what all right, I'll take a

682
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:58,600
Speaker 1: double jacket. Go dude, it's nine o'clock on Wednesday. Are

683
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 1: you okay? Do you have a problem before the meeting

684
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 1: because he's in an airport though it's fine to drink.

685
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 1: It's you're right, it's no rules in the airport. They

686
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:11,240
Speaker 1: don't exist. Time doesn't exist in airport because it's not

687
00:32:11,360 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 1: am double jack and coke? Who came? Why isn't it

688
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,959
Speaker 1: like that in the bus station. When's the last time

689
00:32:16,960 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: you've been in the bus station. I've never been in

690
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 1: a bus station. We were just saying the difference between

691
00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:23,840
Speaker 1: the airport, which is like they're they're both forms of

692
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 1: transferred the class difference right here where you're an airport

693
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:30,200
Speaker 1: where these middle class, upper class people are flying for

694
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 1: business trips. And then you got the it's just a port.

695
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 1: It's where you go to find your motor transportation, your

696
00:32:37,120 --> 00:32:39,560
Speaker 1: your airplane flying into different city. But when you're in

697
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 1: a bus, they're in no bar at a bus station

698
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 1: because they're already drunk. Who who the people at the

699
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 1: bus stop? Now are they? No? No, No, there's not

700
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 1: the bus stop I'm talking about when like the greyhounds

701
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 1: going from gund Okay, my cousin came to visit me

702
00:32:53,360 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 1: here in Nashville and him and his girlfriend we're gonna

703
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 1: go visit his college frat, Buddy and Knoxville, and they're

704
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 1: kind of my cousin, I guess it is weird. It's like, man,

705
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 1: we'll just ride the bus, Mike, why don't you just

706
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:08,240
Speaker 1: rin a car? He's like, no, man, the exactly. So

707
00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 1: he goes to the greyhound spot, you know, and I

708
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 1: dropped him off and he texts me and he's like,

709
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,080
Speaker 1: oh my gosh. The guy sitting next to us on

710
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:19,120
Speaker 1: the bus was just telling us how he got in

711
00:33:19,160 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 1: a fight at the Dallas Greyhound stop because someone tried

712
00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:24,320
Speaker 1: to cut in line getting on the bus. He goes,

713
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 1: I punched him in the face. He punched me in

714
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 1: the face. He goes, It's lucky I didn't pull my

715
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 1: knife out on him. So that's where there are no

716
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,320
Speaker 1: bars at the bus station. And my cousin was like,

717
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 1: so I felt pretty safe because I'm friends with knife guys,

718
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:37,120
Speaker 1: so we don't have to worry about getting, you know,

719
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 1: beat up. Then the guy sitting in front of him

720
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 1: was on the TV show Catfish. He got cat cat fished.

721
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 1: He wasn't one of the dude. Yes, he was one

722
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,280
Speaker 1: of the ones that he thought he was dating his chick. Oh,

723
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 1: I hate that show man. That show makes me just anxious.

724
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,040
Speaker 1: I don't believe what do you mean you don't you

725
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:56,440
Speaker 1: don't believe that that happens. So there's a more show.

726
00:33:56,560 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 1: So I'm sure there were originally a couple of them,

727
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 1: but then they're like, Wow, this is an amazing setup

728
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 1: for a show, but we don't have that many more

729
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 1: of these happenings to them. That's what I mean. In

730
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 1: the beginning. Yes, Now I'm like, no, do you think

731
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 1: the producers created or do you think the people submitting

732
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:16,239
Speaker 1: their stories create them. Producers maybe create them, and they're

733
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 1: just actors. Those people are just actors. Then maybe there

734
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:21,279
Speaker 1: was one here in Nashville and I watched. I was like, damn,

735
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:23,239
Speaker 1: that's by my neighborhood. That's crazy. Well, maybe is that

736
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 1: dude that my cousin was next to you on the bus? Yeah,

737
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 1: because like I was on Jerry Springer when I was

738
00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:33,840
Speaker 1: in high school and we made it up. They didn't

739
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,239
Speaker 1: know it was fake. They thought you're supposed to not

740
00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 1: say that. Yeah, five thousand dollars. They could sue me

741
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:41,000
Speaker 1: up to uh if they found out it was fake.

742
00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:43,359
Speaker 1: But I was only seventeen, so at seventeen you can't

743
00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:46,279
Speaker 1: sign a legally binding contract without the parents signature. So

744
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 1: we're good, and I don't think they're gonna go back.

745
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 1: I think statute of limitations is up. Yeah, you're like

746
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 1: forty now you're good. Now thirty seven, I'm good. It's

747
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:56,880
Speaker 1: been twenty it's been twenty years since I was on Springer.

748
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 1: That's weird. That was a great show in the after

749
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 1: ternoon though. I think it's gone, but I don't know.

750
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 1: I have never seen it recently. Dude, it used to

751
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 1: be on all the time. A great guard ended up

752
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:16,600
Speaker 1: getting a talk show. What what is it about, Steve?

753
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 1: It's the same thing, same same concept, you know, Like

754
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 1: so somebody's cheating on somebody and he kind of mediates

755
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,239
Speaker 1: the whole situation and then they get no fight, and

756
00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:26,399
Speaker 1: then he goes in there, he goes into bodyguard mode

757
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:32,840
Speaker 1: and just starts separate. Alright, alright, stop, thanks guys, and

758
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 1: then he'll go to the next person. Are you sure? Yeah?

759
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 1: Answer sink, Okay, here's a transitions, a transition the gate.

760
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,840
Speaker 1: Have you guys who heard of fart Gate? The Dark

761
00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 1: Championship in England this week one guy, these two guys

762
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 1: are playing. The Dutch player Wesley Harms fumed after getting

763
00:35:56,960 --> 00:36:02,399
Speaker 1: blown away. Will you read the story? Does it mean though?

764
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:07,400
Speaker 1: Dutch player Wesley Harms fumed like he's mad because the

765
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:11,880
Speaker 1: other player, Scotland's Gary Anderson, farted the whole match and

766
00:36:11,920 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 1: he said I could not concentrate because it stunk so bad.

767
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 1: He goes, it's gonna take me two nights to lose

768
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 1: this smell from my nose that goes you fart in

769
00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:25,360
Speaker 1: here all the time, and in two seconds it's gone.

770
00:36:26,040 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: He said, those two seconds it's stout, but after that

771
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 1: it's gone. He's he's overreacting, he said he could. He

772
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:35,359
Speaker 1: did not concentrate as well. He became distracted by the

773
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:41,320
Speaker 1: fragrant smell of the constant farts. He lost. It's his

774
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 1: excuse then, And the other guy said, listen, if that

775
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 1: boy thinks I've farted, he's a thousand percent wrong. I'll

776
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 1: admit when I fart. These guys sound really smart. Here's

777
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:56,279
Speaker 1: the thing they can get for unsportsmanlike conduct. They can

778
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 1: get disqualified for farting. Yes, like if they do, that's

779
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 1: a was about to say, that's a great technique. I mean,

780
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,839
Speaker 1: if that's not a rule, fart the whole time. If

781
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 1: it's distracting him, that's a great technique. So have you

782
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 1: ever had a bad moment when you shouldn't have farted?

783
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 1: Like an awkward like, oh, shouldn't have farted right there? Absolutely?

784
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:17,200
Speaker 1: When I started dating my wife just started dating, probably

785
00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 1: about I don't know, about a month into it, we

786
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 1: were doing a trip from Austin to Houston in the

787
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 1: car and I was and I was like, I gotta

788
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 1: fart so so bad, and there's like there's no way

789
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:29,719
Speaker 1: I can fart in front of this girl, like this

790
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 1: is gonna be my girlfriend, I can't fart. I held it.

791
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 1: I held it, dude. There was a point where I'm like,

792
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 1: I can't hold it anymore, Like I just can't did

793
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:41,160
Speaker 1: so I was like, I don't feel good. I fell

794
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 1: in the back seat and slept fetal position in the

795
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 1: back seat, said that my stomach her. I'm sorry, I

796
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,600
Speaker 1: must have gotten food poison or something. But I held

797
00:37:49,640 --> 00:37:53,120
Speaker 1: my farts for so long that my stomach was gonna explode.

798
00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,319
Speaker 1: So you had her drive from Austin to Houston while

799
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:59,560
Speaker 1: you slept in It was her car. Doesn't matter. The

800
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 1: guy always drives the car. No, it was her car

801
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:04,799
Speaker 1: she was don't matter. We were just dating. Doesn't matter.

802
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 1: If you're just dating, do you say i'll drive your car?

803
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,600
Speaker 1: Usually the here's my here's how it was. When I

804
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 1: was dating, I always drove, and it was always the

805
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 1: girl's car because the girl usually had the nicer car.

806
00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. We never lived in the same city,

807
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 1: like this was just it's her car. We weren't. So

808
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 1: you were traveling to Houston together though, in her car,

809
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 1: but you would take we're just dating you would already

810
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:31,799
Speaker 1: take over their car. She's like, it's my car. I'm

811
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 1: the man, man drive. We just met a week ago.

812
00:38:35,120 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't trust women driver. That's how

813
00:38:37,719 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 1: it was. I drove all the time, and it was

814
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:44,280
Speaker 1: always her car, because, like I said, the girl usually

815
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 1: has the nicer car. And girl always has such a

816
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 1: nice car, And I don't know why. Why is that

817
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 1: because the guys don't take care of him. Maybe your

818
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,840
Speaker 1: dad doesn't buy it for us, and I would imagine

819
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 1: that with my parents, they were just like, we're guys,

820
00:38:55,080 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 1: we don't need I even told him. I was like,

821
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:57,840
Speaker 1: give me a ranch truck. I don't care. I just

822
00:38:57,920 --> 00:38:59,680
Speaker 1: want something that goes on the road. Girls like to

823
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:01,319
Speaker 1: have something a little bit more prettier that ends up

824
00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:03,839
Speaker 1: being the nicer car. And then probably the dads are like, well,

825
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:06,399
Speaker 1: I don't can't have my little princess in a bad car,

826
00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:07,680
Speaker 1: so let's give her a nice one. There you go,

827
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,040
Speaker 1: make sure she's safe. Like I was in college, I

828
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 1: was driving this girl's car. I was dating her and

829
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 1: were what continue lexus um Now, I don't know what

830
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:21,320
Speaker 1: it was. It maybe and we're driving some back roads.

831
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 1: I hit a deer in her See that's why the car.

832
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 1: I didn't don't know it, but it did a pretty

833
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 1: good damage. And really the deer hit us, No it

834
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,839
Speaker 1: did not, No, no, it did. And did they hit

835
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:38,719
Speaker 1: the side of the car, yes, okay, but then I

836
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,759
Speaker 1: hit you because well, I had to slam on the

837
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:42,759
Speaker 1: brakes because we were gonna hit it like it was.

838
00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:45,720
Speaker 1: I looked out of left side, like on the corner

839
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:48,240
Speaker 1: of my eye, and I see the deer sprinting across

840
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 1: the road and if I keep going, it was gonna

841
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: be the hood and he was gonna flip up in

842
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:54,320
Speaker 1: front of us. So I slammed on the brakes and

843
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:58,479
Speaker 1: it boom right into the driver's side door. Wow, though

844
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:01,759
Speaker 1: that timing was perfect. Yeah, because I had a hit

845
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:03,640
Speaker 1: for the deer not to be able to stop because

846
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,359
Speaker 1: he was running so fast and slept t bone the car.

847
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,120
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Did you and the deer filer report? Yeah?

848
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 1: But the cops show up. Got two four nine or

849
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:20,359
Speaker 1: a deer? Uh car? Deer protesperan dude? That's crazy? Does

850
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:23,759
Speaker 1: the deer have any coverage over excuse me, liability only

851
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:26,520
Speaker 1: that's a white tailed deer? A description for to seven

852
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 1: niner now, dear, what did you see exactly? It was

853
00:40:29,600 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 1: a gray colored excuse me, it was a tan colored car.

854
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:39,959
Speaker 1: Excuse me? Dear, oh man, I was the first. So

855
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:43,959
Speaker 1: in that case, though, whose fault was it? The deer

856
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:46,239
Speaker 1: hit you? I think it's always the deer. You're gonna

857
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:47,840
Speaker 1: have to site the deer on that one. Yeah, the

858
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,839
Speaker 1: deer got the ticket. Yeah, because because the deer hit you,

859
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:55,320
Speaker 1: it's kind of like when you're in a in ay, So, officer,

860
00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:57,920
Speaker 1: that was a no question. What is the deer covered?

861
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:03,359
Speaker 1: How do I ask this? Does the law cup make

862
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:08,280
Speaker 1: sure the deer has insurance? Is the deer covered by insurance?

863
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,600
Speaker 1: Is that a weird question? The deer has to have

864
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:13,279
Speaker 1: at least liability, right so right here, and says to

865
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:16,840
Speaker 1: explain the exident the other vehicle, do I just list, dear,

866
00:41:21,760 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 1: please list the other person involved in the exit? I

867
00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 1: just put that question. Is it d E R or

868
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 1: d E A R. Deer got the deer got the

869
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 1: death penalty. But yeah, well yeah, do you when he

870
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:43,000
Speaker 1: hit you that hard that he died? I mean it

871
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:46,480
Speaker 1: was boomed something with their eyes and at night they

872
00:41:46,600 --> 00:41:48,400
Speaker 1: run into cars. That's how it happens. You never just

873
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:50,480
Speaker 1: hit one that's just standing there. It's always the running

874
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 1: or sprinting coach. I've never I've never heard of a

875
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:57,040
Speaker 1: deer hitting the car. I've heard of people hidden deer

876
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:58,799
Speaker 1: in the front of their car. Like I'm telling you,

877
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:00,759
Speaker 1: I slammed on the brakes because I didn't want it

878
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 1: to hit the front the car because I was worried

879
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,240
Speaker 1: to flip up into the window. But what's so crazy

880
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:06,520
Speaker 1: about is the deer didn't have time to stop. He

881
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:11,640
Speaker 1: was just like, oh crap, Like that's nuts, that is nuts.

882
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 1: And I want to tell you about my fart story

883
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:16,759
Speaker 1: really Okay, Well, at the end of my was that

884
00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 1: I have fetal position in the back and then I

885
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:19,800
Speaker 1: was like, screw it, roll the windows now. I just

886
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:23,840
Speaker 1: gotta let them all out. And she was like, oh

887
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:27,400
Speaker 1: my goodness, like you've been holding that for an hour

888
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 1: and like an hour. Sorry, that's funny. We were in

889
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 1: Chicago at my grand my mom's parents house, and we

890
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:39,440
Speaker 1: were driving to Indiana to visit with my mom's friend

891
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 1: from high school who she hadn't seen in twenty years. Okay,

892
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:48,400
Speaker 1: and I am eleven, twelve years old, and we're in

893
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 1: the van and I am just passing I mean dirty gas,

894
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 1: dirty gas all the way and you do today, oh yeah,

895
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 1: just smelling. And my mom was just like, okay, get

896
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 1: them all out, get melt out. We're going to meet

897
00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,680
Speaker 1: my friend blah blah blah. And we walk up to

898
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 1: her house, nice house, blah blah, and my mom said

899
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 1: just say, hey, this is my son. This is my

900
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:11,359
Speaker 1: son Joe. There's my daughter Sarah, and here's my mother's son.

901
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:14,759
Speaker 1: And I go to shake her hand and no, no,

902
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 1: it was silent but deadly, and she told me to

903
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:20,319
Speaker 1: get them all out. I couldn't do. I had something

904
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,080
Speaker 1: in my stomach. I don't know. And she goes to

905
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:24,840
Speaker 1: shake my hand. She just goes and we'll open the window.

906
00:43:27,040 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 1: Dang dude. My mom was so embarrassed, so embarrassed, but

907
00:43:33,200 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 1: I couldn't help it. It was I mean, that is

908
00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 1: one of the best stories ever. Though I'll never get

909
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 1: it because I just like she knows before even saying

910
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 1: her name, she goes, we'll open the window. Dang dude.

911
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 1: You're still doing that today though. Yeah, I mean, it happens.

912
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 1: It's it's good to get it out. No no no, no, no,

913
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:50,160
Speaker 1: you're missing the point. It's not good to have that

914
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:53,880
Speaker 1: much gas. There's something that you're consuming that's creating that.

915
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:58,279
Speaker 1: It's not never just there. You have to get it out. Well,

916
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:00,319
Speaker 1: no crap, but there's a way to stop. Bit Why

917
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 1: I eat a lot of beans, I eat a lot

918
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:04,359
Speaker 1: of greens. I mean, that's what happens when you eat

919
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,400
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff. Friend of Mad says, your body

920
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 1: is telling you what's bad for you. So whatever you're eating,

921
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:10,919
Speaker 1: it's making you fart. You need to figure that out.

922
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:13,719
Speaker 1: And my South Beach went on a crazy diet for

923
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:16,840
Speaker 1: eight months. He said he didn't fart for eight months.

924
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:20,560
Speaker 1: And dude, when I eat all vegetables and like no carbs,

925
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:25,319
Speaker 1: no bread, no sugar, I don't fart. It's amazing. And

926
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 1: sometimes I don't have to wipe it. The bad dude.

927
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 1: I was just about to say that. South Beach said,

928
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 1: when listen, Eddie, that is why you have streaks in

929
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:37,880
Speaker 1: your underwear. Remember a couple weeks ago he he has

930
00:44:37,920 --> 00:44:42,480
Speaker 1: streaks in his underwear. That's because you don't wipe. My friend, no, no, no, no, no, no,

931
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,800
Speaker 1: what happens? No, South, do you know have streaks because

932
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:49,040
Speaker 1: I want to fart sometimes stuff that's disgusting. You are

933
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 1: a thirty nine year old man, and you cannot not

934
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 1: streaking your underwear. I'm just telling you what happens, but

935
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 1: what I does. But there's a fact when I eat

936
00:44:56,760 --> 00:45:00,000
Speaker 1: vegetables and take out carbs and sweets, sometimes I don't

937
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 1: I don't have to white and I don't fart. He's

938
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:07,720
Speaker 1: not making that up and it doesn't smell like really,

939
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 1: it's amazing. So, coach, there's something that you're eating that's

940
00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:16,480
Speaker 1: causing all this stuff. Go. I I pretty clean, then

941
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:20,000
Speaker 1: you wouldn't be far nasty nasty farts daily in the studio,

942
00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:24,120
Speaker 1: not daily daily. The rule is after ten thirty am

943
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 1: you can fart, and you do it at every day.

944
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:32,359
Speaker 1: And congrats to Kansas they hired Less Miles as their

945
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:39,879
Speaker 1: head football coach. Please join me and officially welcoming head

946
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:44,320
Speaker 1: football coach of the University of Kansas Jayhawks coach Less Miles.

947
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna tell you what that was your audio clip?

948
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 1: That is that me? Is that what I sound like?

949
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 1: Kind of sounded like here, I just wanted to a

950
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 1: giant man welcoming. I am so disgusted and I don't

951
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 1: know why people find this the way the Kansas did this. Okay,

952
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 1: they still have a head football coach right now, they

953
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 1: still have one game left in the season, and you've

954
00:46:08,680 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 1: already introduced Less Miles as the head football coach at Kansas.

955
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:15,799
Speaker 1: It could wait until after this weekend when they play

956
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:19,239
Speaker 1: their last games. Like this, dude, David Beatty, if I

957
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 1: was him, I would just be like, whatever, guys, you

958
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:23,800
Speaker 1: guys wanna you want to play quarterback this week? Go

959
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,319
Speaker 1: ahead and play quarterback. You guys, do whatever you want.

960
00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 1: Like how rude? How disrespectful is it to already have

961
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,280
Speaker 1: the head coach? I mean, he already has an office,

962
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 1: he's already on campus, and you still have a week

963
00:46:37,160 --> 00:46:39,320
Speaker 1: left in your job. What's wrong with this old coach?

964
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 1: They just don't win. They're not very good. I mean

965
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:43,320
Speaker 1: they're pretty I mean I like watching them play that

966
00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:48,400
Speaker 1: pooka ka and who is going to pay the league?

967
00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:52,880
Speaker 1: He is the Cowboys pick up Poco, Like that'sunny you

968
00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:54,799
Speaker 1: brought him up because watched when they played TCU and

969
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 1: Poko is fascinating to watch. I enjoy watching the Jayhawks

970
00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 1: play football. And that's the first time I've ever said

971
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:02,279
Speaker 1: that in my life. So I don't, I don't, I mean,

972
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,360
Speaker 1: I don't remember the last time Jayhawks were even a

973
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:07,840
Speaker 1: contender all because of Puka. Puka is fun to watch.

974
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:13,720
Speaker 1: I I don't understand how you he's Puca Williams Junior.

975
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:16,720
Speaker 1: By the way, Huca Williams Jr. Will go to the NFL.

976
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 1: I just wonder who's gonna play for Gosh, he's so good,

977
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 1: he's so fast. Give Puca the ball he got. Yeah, yeah,

978
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 1: he was definitely a difference maker in the game I watched.

979
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:29,400
Speaker 1: But to me, I understand you you're gonna get rid

980
00:47:29,440 --> 00:47:31,279
Speaker 1: of the head coach. Okay, you've already announced you're gonna

981
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 1: get rid of the head coach, so he knows he's

982
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:35,680
Speaker 1: a lame duck head coach. But the fact that you

983
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 1: announced the head of the new head coach before, like

984
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 1: it's it's just trying to rudy Rudiger. That's really rude.

985
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 1: I don't they rarely do that, right? I don't think

986
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:50,160
Speaker 1: they send me a message, like what is it like?

987
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 1: I don't know that they I don't know what they're

988
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,960
Speaker 1: trying to get into. Quit. I don't know any other

989
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,440
Speaker 1: in his I can't think of, off the top of

990
00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:02,400
Speaker 1: my head them and announcing the head coach before the

991
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:05,839
Speaker 1: other except for when the guy is like, like gonna

992
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:08,040
Speaker 1: leave and go take another job, but they're he's gonna

993
00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 1: still coach the bowl game or something like that. Like

994
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:13,080
Speaker 1: you don't like when Les Miles was getting fired at

995
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 1: l s U, they didn't announce, Hey, we're hiring at

996
00:48:15,600 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 1: OARS run is the head coach from here on? No,

997
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:20,920
Speaker 1: you fire him and then you because by listening to

998
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:22,719
Speaker 1: this audio, so less Miles is going to be the

999
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,560
Speaker 1: coach the next game right that that that doesn't make

1000
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:29,040
Speaker 1: sense whatsoever unless unless coach quits. But if you quit,

1001
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,320
Speaker 1: you don't get that buy out if you're under contract

1002
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 1: for so many years, so you gotta coach. Maybe they're

1003
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 1: trying to make him quick. I just I can't believe.

1004
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:38,799
Speaker 1: Like I'm a Kansas Jayhawk homer, like I love him,

1005
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 1: but I felt like this is kind of trashy. And

1006
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 1: you guys are having a bad year already, what do

1007
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:46,960
Speaker 1: you mean a bad basketball program? Press and then this

1008
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:51,000
Speaker 1: this going on. Yeah, I just it's terrible. But less

1009
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:54,400
Speaker 1: Miles is the head coach. I'm I don't know, he's old,

1010
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 1: but and Poch is only a freshman, so he ain't

1011
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:00,239
Speaker 1: going to the league yet. Boy, he's got a couple

1012
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 1: of lessons. What do they got to be in there

1013
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:05,160
Speaker 1: a couple of years or junior They had to go

1014
00:49:05,200 --> 00:49:07,680
Speaker 1: to college for three years. Okay, yeah, they had to

1015
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:11,719
Speaker 1: be out of high school three years. He and the

1016
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:16,920
Speaker 1: Saints are legit, legit. They destroyed the Eagles. And here's

1017
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:20,279
Speaker 1: Dion Sanders talking to U Ingram and Camara after the

1018
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:26,759
Speaker 1: game yesterday. Possibly stuff. We control our own desk, and

1019
00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 1: you feel like we do what we Everyone hold each

1020
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 1: other accountable dead stop with I nobody can stop us.

1021
00:49:38,239 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 1: Nobody can stop the Saints. And not only are they winning,

1022
00:49:40,680 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 1: they got swagged. Who I mean that? Hey, they're about

1023
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,680
Speaker 1: to just storm to a Super Bowl, boys, and we're

1024
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:47,719
Speaker 1: seeing it right now. In the past three weeks. They

1025
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:52,359
Speaker 1: look amazing and they are just bulldozing teams. They're just

1026
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:54,879
Speaker 1: beating their covering spreads left and right. Boy, they are

1027
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:59,080
Speaker 1: crushing people's soul, I mean crushing their soul. And I

1028
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:02,160
Speaker 1: love that they two headed munster, Camara and Ingram. They

1029
00:50:02,160 --> 00:50:04,640
Speaker 1: seem like they're friends. They they're not mad at each other.

1030
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:07,359
Speaker 1: They are pretty much getting the same amount of carries each.

1031
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 1: They're both getting touchdowns, they're both getting the ball that's

1032
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 1: a good point. The buddies right, Usually you would think, man,

1033
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:14,880
Speaker 1: that dude's gonna be stealing my my thunder. You know,

1034
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:17,600
Speaker 1: he's gonna be stealing the ball from me. They're best friends.

1035
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:20,759
Speaker 1: They're doing these video clips. I love watching the same

1036
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:23,279
Speaker 1: they are. You're seeing the other players do interviews with

1037
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 1: their teammate. No, they're doing by themselves. These guys are

1038
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:27,600
Speaker 1: hanging out together doing this. I do like it when

1039
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:29,560
Speaker 1: someone's getting interviewed and the other players come up and

1040
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:32,160
Speaker 1: like get them, like they jump on their shoulders and

1041
00:50:32,719 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 1: brady and ground clugging. They don't ever talk ever. Well,

1042
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:39,239
Speaker 1: these guys look like they're in their own living room.

1043
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:44,360
Speaker 1: They're going to Hooters after that together because they're boys.

1044
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:47,959
Speaker 1: And then I love it. The Saints are dynamite. Now

1045
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 1: those damn jerseys. White man that was looking dope put

1046
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:53,319
Speaker 1: up fifty points, the biggest beating ever and next Super

1047
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:56,800
Speaker 1: Bowl champion has ever taken. I mean, they're so dominant

1048
00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:59,960
Speaker 1: right now. MT. Who's gotta you guys Fantasy League that

1049
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 1: the guys team is just dirty. He's gonna win, so

1050
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 1: he's wanted all because of him. He's got Patrick Mahomes,

1051
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:10,280
Speaker 1: Melvin Gordon Nick. I mean he is, he's got everybody.

1052
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:11,640
Speaker 1: What do you really need to go in to coach

1053
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:14,000
Speaker 1: enan Allen? I mean he just had a good driving.

1054
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:16,720
Speaker 1: He should coach the Browns. Maybe he should coach the Browns.

1055
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 1: But watching GM, at least watching the Saints, do you

1056
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 1: think anybody can beat them? No? No, I mean anybody

1057
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:27,000
Speaker 1: in the league. Anybody. No, I'm going Saints all the

1058
00:51:27,000 --> 00:51:29,480
Speaker 1: way they win the Super Bowl. I'm off of my picks.

1059
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:31,319
Speaker 1: I said, Red Skins, Patriots. I'm done with all. The

1060
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 1: Saints win the Super Bowl. Bett it now. I feel

1061
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 1: like the Chiefs could beat him. It was I feel

1062
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:39,680
Speaker 1: like the Chiefs could beat him. I don't know the

1063
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:41,720
Speaker 1: Rams can beat him. I feel like they'd be close,

1064
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:44,480
Speaker 1: but I do. I mean the Saints are just that,

1065
00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:47,080
Speaker 1: They're just every They have everything. They have a good defense,

1066
00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:49,920
Speaker 1: they got, Their offense is unstoppable, Like we have no

1067
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:51,960
Speaker 1: idea how to score on the Saints. The only problem

1068
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 1: is we don't know how good their punter is, Like

1069
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 1: if it comes down to punting him, like we haven't

1070
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:58,520
Speaker 1: seen him playing a while. He don't never play. He

1071
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:01,480
Speaker 1: has the easiest job in the NFL. Yeah, and he

1072
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 1: gets paid pretty good. Yeah, I bet you gets paid

1073
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:07,360
Speaker 1: million bucks. I don't paid. Yeah, he gets paid that

1074
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:08,839
Speaker 1: much money to sit on the bench, to come out

1075
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:10,840
Speaker 1: every once in a while to do a coffin corner. Guys,

1076
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:14,040
Speaker 1: there is nothing there's nothing better than waking up on

1077
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:16,799
Speaker 1: a Sunday and stretch him and be like, oh, all right,

1078
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to work. I'm probably not gonna do

1079
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:21,120
Speaker 1: it today, but all right, let's go. Let's go make

1080
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:24,400
Speaker 1: some money. He knows he's not gonna he made punt

1081
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 1: once or twice a game. He's he's awesome. Got to

1082
00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:29,319
Speaker 1: be the best feeling ever. I feel the same with

1083
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:32,400
Speaker 1: closers in baseball. Yes they're high pressure, but dude, all

1084
00:52:32,400 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 1: they're gonna do is pitching inning a couple of times

1085
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:37,240
Speaker 1: a week. They're chilling, but that is very high pressure,

1086
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:40,560
Speaker 1: high pressure, and you gotta stay focused. Like it would

1087
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:44,479
Speaker 1: be so hard to sit that long every single day

1088
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:46,399
Speaker 1: and not know if you're gonna get in the game.

1089
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:50,040
Speaker 1: A punter it's only once a week. A baseball player,

1090
00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:52,400
Speaker 1: like a closer, you have to sit in the bullpen

1091
00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:54,680
Speaker 1: every game, every game. I never thought about that, and

1092
00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:57,800
Speaker 1: they don't have the internet. How much might they probably

1093
00:52:57,800 --> 00:52:59,920
Speaker 1: have phones in the in the in the bullpen, right,

1094
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 1: No way or that. I don't think they're allowed to anything. No,

1095
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:08,480
Speaker 1: those pictures are out there chilling for an entire game.

1096
00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:10,319
Speaker 1: That's why they all do wacky stuff because they get

1097
00:53:10,360 --> 00:53:14,719
Speaker 1: so damn bored. They get flip cup playing flip cup there,

1098
00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:17,120
Speaker 1: you know, talking to the fans or doing whatever. Maybe

1099
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:19,480
Speaker 1: they take naps. I don't know, but that is a

1100
00:53:19,520 --> 00:53:23,880
Speaker 1: long time to chill. And at least the plunner for

1101
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:26,399
Speaker 1: New Orleans, they're in the dome, he's in the c man.

1102
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:30,160
Speaker 1: He's perfect until they go to Denver, until they go

1103
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:32,759
Speaker 1: wherever it's really cold. Hews was like, man, can I

1104
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:34,879
Speaker 1: get in there a punt because I'm already taking about

1105
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:37,919
Speaker 1: these playoff games. Saints at home. That's gonna be musty TV.

1106
00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 1: Cowboys they're gonna get in the playoffs. That's musty TV.

1107
00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:43,680
Speaker 1: Like how you're talking Cowboys are going to the playoffs.

1108
00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:45,600
Speaker 1: I made a bet with my brother yesterday that the

1109
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:48,000
Speaker 1: Cowboys win the East. We put money on it because

1110
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:50,000
Speaker 1: he's like, the Redskins are so much better, and I

1111
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,319
Speaker 1: was like, they're gonna have Colt McCoy at quarterback now.

1112
00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:54,759
Speaker 1: They barely can score with Alex Smith. What did you

1113
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:58,279
Speaker 1: think about Colt McCoy yesterday? That coming fine? I think

1114
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,840
Speaker 1: the way you say fine though, But z can he

1115
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:04,120
Speaker 1: do what Alex smithle doing? I think anyone can. No,

1116
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:06,880
Speaker 1: He'll he'll be fine for a game or two. But

1117
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 1: once he's a backup quarterback for a reason, they're gonna

1118
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 1: look good for a game or two maybe, and then

1119
00:54:11,960 --> 00:54:13,480
Speaker 1: they get film on you and it's like, all right,

1120
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 1: we'll shut that down. Because think the same thing about

1121
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:17,959
Speaker 1: Blaine Gabbett for the Titans. He comes in, he throws

1122
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:20,920
Speaker 1: that bond like he throws it faster than Mariota. But

1123
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,439
Speaker 1: he's a backup for a reason. And the Texans might

1124
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:26,759
Speaker 1: be the absolute worst seven and three team in the

1125
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:30,120
Speaker 1: history of NFL football, but they're hot. Seven in a row,

1126
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:33,840
Speaker 1: seven row. First, I think it's seven in a row.

1127
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,920
Speaker 1: It maybe five in a row. The Saints have won

1128
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 1: nine in a row. But the Texans they look terrible,

1129
00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:44,480
Speaker 1: like I don't know what I mean, They just look bad,

1130
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 1: don't I don't know how they escape with all they

1131
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:49,879
Speaker 1: win these random games like Yester, they miss a field

1132
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:52,879
Speaker 1: go to cover. That makes me mad. But then the Redskins.

1133
00:54:53,760 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 1: You're trying a fifty six yards seven straight. They have

1134
00:54:57,239 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 1: won seven straight, Sang, I just think they're bad, though,

1135
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:05,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think the Colts look great in

1136
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:08,320
Speaker 1: that division. They can come back and get the Texans.

1137
00:55:08,600 --> 00:55:10,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah they can, dude. But Eddie, how do you

1138
00:55:10,480 --> 00:55:12,279
Speaker 1: feel about your Cowboys? You don't think you can. You're

1139
00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 1: gonna make the playoffs? Well, like after that injury to

1140
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 1: Alex Smith. You play the Redskins on Thanksgiving, so in

1141
00:55:18,600 --> 00:55:22,799
Speaker 1: three days you're playing the Redskins. Dude, listen, you know

1142
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:25,480
Speaker 1: as much as anybody, Zeke wants to eat more oatmeal.

1143
00:55:26,040 --> 00:55:29,760
Speaker 1: You guys are gonna eat so much oatmeal, cereal and oatmeal.

1144
00:55:30,280 --> 00:55:32,920
Speaker 1: He was eating a ton of oatmeal in Atlanta and

1145
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:35,560
Speaker 1: he's gonna eat even more oatmeal in Washington, d C.

1146
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:39,839
Speaker 1: And for me, the Redskins emotionally, I don't know how

1147
00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:43,839
Speaker 1: they recover emotionally for the Thursday game because they're winning there,

1148
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:46,520
Speaker 1: They're they're in the league the division wise by two

1149
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:50,239
Speaker 1: games going into yesterday, not only do they lose, but

1150
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:55,160
Speaker 1: they lose their starting quarterback to a broken leg. Emotionally,

1151
00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 1: you just had to be wrecked. So Colt McCoy. He

1152
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,759
Speaker 1: threw that touchdown then in the end zone. I was

1153
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:03,920
Speaker 1: like an immediately, and the crowd they must love him there,

1154
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:05,880
Speaker 1: they were going nuts. Well, they also like touchdowns, but

1155
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:08,680
Speaker 1: I think they like scoring. They like it when the

1156
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:11,359
Speaker 1: Redskins come back. They must really like Colt McCoy. No,

1157
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:13,480
Speaker 1: no, no no, idiot. They like seven points. They like when

1158
00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:16,799
Speaker 1: they score a touchdown, they're about to win. Yeah, So

1159
00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:20,440
Speaker 1: I mean that's I think the Cowboys are in. Yeah,

1160
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:23,719
Speaker 1: I mean they're the thing. If really, if we if

1161
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:27,040
Speaker 1: they could win Thanksgiving, then yes, like yes, they're in.

1162
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:28,919
Speaker 1: But that's it's it's not gonna be an easy game.

1163
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 1: I don't think it's gonna be an easy game. So

1164
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:32,360
Speaker 1: it's a division game either way you look at it.

1165
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:34,759
Speaker 1: I'm a little scared of cult McCoy. I really am.

1166
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:36,799
Speaker 1: I mean I shouldn't be. Did you see what you did,

1167
00:56:36,880 --> 00:56:39,719
Speaker 1: Matt Ryan? Yeah, I know exactly, I know. But but

1168
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:42,839
Speaker 1: here's the thing. I'm worried about that. And then after

1169
00:56:42,880 --> 00:56:45,000
Speaker 1: that we play the Saints. After that, the Cowboys have

1170
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:47,640
Speaker 1: to play the Saints. That's a loss, okay, And then

1171
00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:50,880
Speaker 1: we play the Eagles. They may get it together in

1172
00:56:50,960 --> 00:56:53,799
Speaker 1: three weeks now, they look terrible, but they're I mean

1173
00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:56,760
Speaker 1: they're they've they've got the players, they've got what it takes.

1174
00:56:56,880 --> 00:57:00,520
Speaker 1: Something along in that program. I'll tell you what's wrong

1175
00:57:00,520 --> 00:57:04,000
Speaker 1: with the Eagles. They're hurt everywhere. They're hurt. Their center

1176
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:06,120
Speaker 1: went out of the game yesterday. They're missing their three

1177
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:08,680
Speaker 1: starting cornerbacks. But will they be back in three weeks.

1178
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:11,440
Speaker 1: Their cornerbacks are out for the year. They're defense there,

1179
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:13,239
Speaker 1: they lost their starting running back for the year. They

1180
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:16,400
Speaker 1: they they they're just hurt everywhere. Good gosh, we might

1181
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:18,880
Speaker 1: be witnessing the biggest fall apart after the Super Bowl championship.

1182
00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:21,360
Speaker 1: Always happens that way. The Super Bowl hand, they don't

1183
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 1: ever go back to the place hung over. But this

1184
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:28,400
Speaker 1: is a binge hungover. And guess what. That's the all

1185
00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:31,560
Speaker 1: Day Who left in the off season from the Eagles,

1186
00:57:32,200 --> 00:57:36,040
Speaker 1: their offensive coordinator, who was calling the plane offensive coordinator.

1187
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:38,240
Speaker 1: He went Frank Wright. He's now the head coach of

1188
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:40,400
Speaker 1: the Colts. I couldn't tell you that. I never heard

1189
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:43,120
Speaker 1: his name in my life. He led the Bills back

1190
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:46,000
Speaker 1: when they were down to the Oilers. That doesn't help me.

1191
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:49,800
Speaker 1: One of the biggest comebacks in the playoffs history and

1192
00:57:49,840 --> 00:57:52,880
Speaker 1: the Oilers in Houston. Yeah, Warren Moon was there. Yeah,

1193
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:57,000
Speaker 1: I don't remember that. Thurman Thomas, Yeah I don't remember. Okay,

1194
00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:58,520
Speaker 1: but yeah, so that's one of the problems. But I

1195
00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:01,160
Speaker 1: think the Cowboys are in and then coach and then

1196
00:58:01,200 --> 00:58:05,080
Speaker 1: after all that, they got to play Indianapolis. It's not easy,

1197
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 1: Like it's not easy a lock. They know they have

1198
00:58:07,440 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 1: a tough schedule, but five weeks of tough schedule when

1199
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:13,919
Speaker 1: who knows what's going to happen with these other teams?

1200
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:16,280
Speaker 1: Who knows what's gonna happen with the Redskins. I say

1201
00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:18,120
Speaker 1: this to myself all the time, though you realize they're

1202
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:20,200
Speaker 1: in the National Football League. If you think the schedule

1203
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:21,800
Speaker 1: is tough, I mean, we'll play in the premier league.

1204
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:24,720
Speaker 1: You just said, everyone has just said, agreed that the

1205
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:26,560
Speaker 1: Saints of the best team in the NFL. We're not

1206
00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 1: gonna win. That Eagles are trash. You're gonna be the

1207
00:58:28,880 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 1: the Colts. We just saw the best they can possibly do.

1208
00:58:31,040 --> 00:58:32,800
Speaker 1: That's not that who cares about them? They're not good

1209
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:37,880
Speaker 1: there compared to the Cowboys. Sorry, no good you compare

1210
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,280
Speaker 1: right now, right now, at this point, I'll take the

1211
00:58:40,320 --> 00:58:42,680
Speaker 1: Colt the Colts are way better than the Cowboys better.

1212
00:58:43,280 --> 00:58:46,120
Speaker 1: It'll be a close damn game. No, right now, the

1213
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:47,600
Speaker 1: Colts would beat the Coup. I think you're just looking

1214
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:49,480
Speaker 1: at the Colts and beat the Titans by whatever, thirty

1215
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:52,120
Speaker 1: something because they've won the last three games, like they're

1216
00:58:52,160 --> 00:58:54,400
Speaker 1: The Colts are on the move, for sure, they're they're

1217
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:56,640
Speaker 1: they're good. So we're the Cowboys. They just beat Atlanta

1218
00:58:56,680 --> 00:59:01,760
Speaker 1: in Atlanta. Ilanta has Atlanta has been we all year, weird,

1219
00:59:01,880 --> 00:59:04,680
Speaker 1: winning games, losing games. Atlanta blew the Redskins out, just

1220
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:07,919
Speaker 1: so you know they's been weird. They've had really good games,

1221
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:10,040
Speaker 1: they've had really bad That's what I'm saying. They beat

1222
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:13,120
Speaker 1: the Redskins thirty fourteen. So the Redskins play the Cowboys,

1223
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:16,000
Speaker 1: Redskins and play the Eagles. Redskins in play the Giants,

1224
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:19,680
Speaker 1: the Jaguars, Titans, Eagles. So the Redskins do have an

1225
00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:24,600
Speaker 1: easier schedule than the Cowboys going forward. But I think

1226
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:27,640
Speaker 1: the Cowboys are the better. The Cowboys should get in

1227
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:31,160
Speaker 1: and you gotta remember there my team. I love the Cowboys.

1228
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:33,280
Speaker 1: And if I go all the way right now and

1229
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:35,320
Speaker 1: say they're gonna make the playoffs, I'll just break my

1230
00:59:35,360 --> 00:59:38,680
Speaker 1: own heart because you're losing to the Saints, no doubt.

1231
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:43,200
Speaker 1: But you can win. I mean you lose the Colts, okay,

1232
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:45,440
Speaker 1: but you win one, two, three, four, you win four

1233
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:48,200
Speaker 1: out of your next six year in I'm hoping. I

1234
00:59:48,240 --> 00:59:51,920
Speaker 1: thought that's a good shot. A uh in the Irish,

1235
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:55,880
Speaker 1: the Notre Dame fighting Irish, Well they're in. They're in

1236
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,880
Speaker 1: the final four. Do they beat usc this week? Are

1237
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:01,200
Speaker 1: they good? They just had to go and beat USC,

1238
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:05,080
Speaker 1: U s c S garbage. They are terrible. Uh so

1239
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:07,560
Speaker 1: this should be a walkover victory and they will find

1240
01:00:07,600 --> 01:00:14,440
Speaker 1: themselves in the playoffs. Um, Notre Dame can beat Clemson, Okay, Um,

1241
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:17,440
Speaker 1: and my just laugh at me, I said, okay, just

1242
01:00:17,520 --> 01:00:19,520
Speaker 1: laugh at me. No, I didn't laugh. And I said

1243
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:23,920
Speaker 1: the lock this weekend with Syracuse plus ten And what happened.

1244
01:00:24,240 --> 01:00:27,360
Speaker 1: Their starting quarterback goes out and that was it and

1245
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:30,320
Speaker 1: it had no shot. After they had no shot. After that,

1246
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:32,160
Speaker 1: it was over. The game was over. He goes down.

1247
01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:33,640
Speaker 1: I don't know if he broke his back or what,

1248
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:37,720
Speaker 1: but it was over. So congrats Notre Dame. You're going

1249
01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:40,680
Speaker 1: to the playoff. And congrats the University of Texas. They're

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Speaker 1: going to the Big Twelve Championship. All they have to

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Speaker 1: do is beat Kansas this week and they're in the

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Speaker 1: Big twelve Championship. Them hook them. Yeah, And if you

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Speaker 1: go to Iowa state games, guys, please don't throw snowballs

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Speaker 1: onto the field. Please. You're gonna hurt yourselves and the players.

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Speaker 1: They had to stop the game. Did you guys see

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Speaker 1: that they had to stop the game because games spectators

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Speaker 1: where throwing snowballs into the state whistle. Whistle guys are

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Speaker 1: real quick announcements. Please stop throwing snowballs. That's funny. That's

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Speaker 1: who would I would they were throwing the Iowa they

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Speaker 1: throw at the Iowa players. I saw an article here.

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Speaker 1: What was this? I don't know. Somebody somebody tweeted the article.

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Speaker 1: I can't find it, but yeah, I saw the funny

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Speaker 1: and tonight I don't man, we should have brought Pitts

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Speaker 1: in for this. If you got the Chiefs at the

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Speaker 1: Rams and guys, I'm gonna tell you right now, three

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Speaker 1: and a half points is way too many points to

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Speaker 1: give the Chiefs. You are gonna take the Chiefs plus

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Speaker 1: three and a half. I told you the Cowboys plus

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Speaker 1: three and a half. I liked the three and a half.

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Speaker 1: Three is the most important number in the NFL because

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Speaker 1: most games in three points, so three and a half

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Speaker 1: that is a huge margin. It's gonna be Kareem Hunt,

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Speaker 1: Kareem Hunt, Kareem Hunt, Kareem Hunt. You can take it

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Speaker 1: to the bank. The Chiefs plus three and a half

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Speaker 1: take it to the bait. I like that. Good work.

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Speaker 1: I like your confidence, coach, let's go. I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: slam the door on that, but I love your confidence

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Speaker 1: and I don't have a lock it up either. Sorry.

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Speaker 1: I guess we were pretty bad. When I go ice cold,

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Speaker 1: I get depressed. To give me a couple of days. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you guys are bad this weekend. It's all right. I apologize, Carolina,

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Speaker 1: let us down. I don't know what happened with them.

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Speaker 1: I cannot believe the Detroit Lions played like that and

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Speaker 1: didn't let I mean Cam Newton, I mean he couldn't

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Speaker 1: score a touchdown and save his life. So sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: That was not a slam the door. That was more

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Speaker 1: of just leave the door open. My bad. All right,

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Speaker 1: have a great day, enjoy the game tonight. We'll be

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Speaker 1: back tomorrow. Uh Sword Loser Show on Twitter. Let us

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Speaker 1: know enjoy Monday night football. I'll be funny. Night We done.