Speaker 1: Sauce on the side.
Speaker 2: This is officially the first episode we are recording in
Speaker 2: the new year. Hello Diamond and Andrew. Oh hi, hi, yay.
Speaker 2: I'm so happy that you guys are both here. Yay Andrew. Shockingly,
Speaker 2: the people have been wondering where you have been. Oh wow,
Speaker 2: the peoples have asked. The peoples have asked.
Speaker 3: That's exciting.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's usually hey, where's Andrew? And then I'm like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, he's doing something right now.
Speaker 3: Oh shoot.
Speaker 2: Diamond rolls r eyes like that, and it's all good.
Speaker 3: It's out of love anyway.
Speaker 2: So the last episode we did was all about GLP
Speaker 2: ones and our buddies at your Way Health. Diamond, are
Speaker 2: you any closer to going down this path?
Speaker 1: I am not, Okay, I'm scared.
Speaker 2: Okay, Andrew. Andrew's expressed interest for other people in his life.
Speaker 3: If it's free, it's for me. I would try it,
Speaker 3: really yeah, I would do it, like maybe a month
Speaker 3: or two. Now, you got to do it for a
Speaker 3: long period of time. I would try it.
Speaker 2: I don't know that you have to do it for
Speaker 2: a long period of time. I mean like micro gop one,
Speaker 2: that's what that's what micro is.
Speaker 1: The thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I micro dose it just to add a little
Speaker 3: pep in the step.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm not sure is that what it does
Speaker 2: to be tall start off?
Speaker 3: If you're doing like that plus working out, it's just
Speaker 3: a nice little you.
Speaker 1: Know, Okay, okay, if you have the energy to work.
Speaker 3: Out, yeah, I mean what I think I would.
Speaker 2: Well, it's a whole system. So a lot of people
Speaker 2: just rely on it to lose weight because it kind
Speaker 2: of suppresses your appetite and then you have a calorie
Speaker 2: deficiency and then you don't have the energy. But you're
Speaker 2: supposed to do a whole overhaul with your like a
Speaker 2: lifestyle change where you're eating healthy, you're giving your body protein,
Speaker 2: so you can still work out and build that muscle
Speaker 2: that it's breaking down.
Speaker 3: So I do know, I do know people that did
Speaker 3: not do that journey, and now we're just kind of like, yeah,
Speaker 3: still having the same exact problems that they were prior
Speaker 3: to being maybe a little bit heavier, but they never
Speaker 3: changed like their actual lifestyle. So it's like, if you're
Speaker 3: not working out or using it to just say workout,
Speaker 3: then there's really no point. In my opinion, it's not
Speaker 3: a workout enhanser. No I know, but if you're not
Speaker 3: doing like a lot of the things that you may
Speaker 3: feel when you are heavier are probably due to your
Speaker 3: fatigue from your poor diet, from all this stuff. So
Speaker 3: if you are then changing your lifestyle, working out more,
Speaker 3: being able to because you're losing the.
Speaker 2: Weight, eating healthier, yet you got to like put the
Speaker 2: two together. Yeah, So it's so tempting. I am so
Speaker 2: tempted to do it because I see the impact it
Speaker 2: has on other people. We saw our guy Nick and
Speaker 2: his before and after, and I get it. I see it.
Speaker 2: I want to do it. It does still feel like it
Speaker 2: would be cheating to me because I do have faith
Speaker 2: in myself that if I just did the right things,
Speaker 2: I could lose the weight that I want to lose.
Speaker 2: Have I done the right things in years?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I haven't, So something needs to give. I mean it
Speaker 2: should probably be me my resolution for last year, which
Speaker 2: I came up with like three fourths of the way
Speaker 2: through the year, so it was kind of unrealistic. I
Speaker 2: want to do pull ups. I used to be able to.
Speaker 2: Now my body's a little heavier, so I'm pulling up
Speaker 2: poor weight.
Speaker 3: I have never been able to do a pull up
Speaker 3: A day in.
Speaker 1: My life either and even do a push up no one,
Speaker 1: regular bushup one? You can really know it's so bad, please,
Speaker 1: it's so bad. I've given up.
Speaker 2: I can do regular push ups. I have sort of
Speaker 2: like mans shoulders, like linebacker shoulders, so I know that
Speaker 2: I'm like built to do it. I could do this.
Speaker 2: I just got a shed about like like twenty twenty
Speaker 2: pounds something like that. Well, don't you pull myself up?
Speaker 1: You could start with the assisted one.
Speaker 2: Yes, everyone says that I did that. I'm still no
Speaker 2: closer to actually pulling my body weight because a bitch
Speaker 2: is heavier than she should be.
Speaker 3: Right now, listen, I would love to do a pull up.
Speaker 3: I think it would take you know, the strength of
Speaker 3: zeus to lift me up right now. So, unfortunately, I
Speaker 3: don't think it's happening.
Speaker 2: If I asked you guys, how much you weigh, would
Speaker 2: you be honest? I'm not gonna ask you, But are
Speaker 2: you honest about it? Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2: So we have this thing coming up. I don't even
Speaker 2: know if I should talk about it, but I'm going to.
Speaker 2: So we have this little chrip coming up. Andrew, are
Speaker 2: you going on this trip with us?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, we have a little chrip coming up and we
Speaker 2: have to bay out of the trip before it's finished,
Speaker 2: which involves us leaving the thing that we're doing, getting
Speaker 2: on a speedboat that takes us to an island where
Speaker 2: a bus drives us across the island, and then we
Speaker 2: jump on a puddle jumper. Nate Elvis, scary, Danielle and myself,
Speaker 2: us and our luggage. The weight capacity on this is
Speaker 2: fourteen hundred pounds no with us in our luggage. And
Speaker 2: Nate asked everybody for their weights, and I think people lied.
Speaker 2: I'm nervous.
Speaker 3: I'd be very nervous. That's how Leah died.
Speaker 2: That's what daniel gives very out.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, I mean I was crushed. I remember that
Speaker 3: day vividly.
Speaker 2: That was a bad day. That was a bad, bad day,
Speaker 2: horrible day.
Speaker 3: But you know, that's scary. You really have to be
Speaker 3: like accurate.
Speaker 2: I think the body luggage too, the body weight portion.
Speaker 3: I don't think as much as the luggage. I'd be
Speaker 3: more worried about the luggage because people don't realize how
Speaker 3: heavy their stuff is or they think they can overpack
Speaker 3: your weight. Okay, maybe you're saying you're ten fifteen pounds difference,
Speaker 3: but your luggage you don't realize, is probably way heavier
Speaker 3: and you're just out here being like, yeah, it's fifty
Speaker 3: pounds you know.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, babes, but we all know someone like scary Okay, yeah, Shade, Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's the type of person who would be fifty pounds
Speaker 1: off of.
Speaker 2: He identifies as one.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, that's no come on, but like from.
Speaker 2: The actuality, I don't know, I don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: You all should we should make you get on the
Speaker 1: scale right here in the studio and write it down.
Speaker 2: I would love to do that.
Speaker 3: Howard Stern did that years ago. He did competition with
Speaker 3: the staff and he literally like had everyone get up
Speaker 3: there and then we just mock them for being so bad.
Speaker 3: And the one guy already laying.
Speaker 2: The nineties were crazy, early two thousands.
Speaker 3: Even did it and he got up there and he
Speaker 3: gained weight. Yes, he was like, I'm not really paying
Speaker 3: a muscle.
Speaker 2: It was all muscle.
Speaker 3: I'm sure I've heard that before.
Speaker 2: Did Howard Stern also used to have a thing where
Speaker 2: like when the guests would come on, he had a
Speaker 2: scale under their chair, so he knew how much they
Speaker 2: all weighed. Why I think he used to like have
Speaker 2: a thing where he weighed his guests too. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I didn't really see that much. He used to upset
Speaker 2: me way back in the day when I would listen
Speaker 2: to him. I was like, oh my god, he's so mean.
Speaker 2: And now I'm like, I appreciate this.
Speaker 3: No, oh, I have something I'd like to bring up.
Speaker 1: Wow, okay, you just bulldozed the whole Come on.
Speaker 3: Gandi welcomes conversation like that, she told me in the past.
Speaker 2: I do welcome conversation like that. But I just have
Speaker 2: one more thing to say about scary. He's he's definitely sick, right,
Speaker 2: Oh for sure? Okay, yeah, I just want to like,
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm on a witch hunt, Like I'm
Speaker 2: the person with a little torch, like I heard it.
Speaker 2: But we were all in here right before this podcast started,
Speaker 2: and that dude was coughing like a toddler with his
Speaker 2: mouth open. He had. He was sucking down cough drops
Speaker 2: all morning. We said, why are you doing that? He's like,
Speaker 2: because I don't want to cough in here. We're like, oh, well,
Speaker 2: why would you be coughing if you weren't sick? And
Speaker 2: he just keeps yelling I'm not sick and then calling
Speaker 2: us snowflakes.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I just don't understand what the damage is of saying
Speaker 3: you're sick. I don't get I would love like the
Speaker 3: two It sucks being sick in the moment, but like
Speaker 3: the two days that you really can't be in touch
Speaker 3: with anyone. It feels like you're just off the grid
Speaker 3: in your own like house, being like e It's wonderful,
Speaker 3: terrible in the moment, but wonderful in hindeight because you're like,
Speaker 3: nobody expects anything from me. They just want me to
Speaker 3: get better. This is great.
Speaker 2: I feel like there's this weird generational divide between the
Speaker 2: people who are like, I could be dying of ebola
Speaker 2: and I'm coming in because they take pride and showing
Speaker 2: up for work and not calling off or whatever. And
Speaker 2: then there's the more sensible group of people who are like,
Speaker 2: if you have ebola, I would appreciate if you stay
Speaker 2: at home. So I don't get ebola. I'm really not
Speaker 2: thinking about you. I'm thinking about me. Let's be more responsible.
Speaker 2: I used to work when I was in Boston, and
Speaker 2: I worked for Maddie in the morning. I was so
Speaker 2: sick one day. I was throwing up in a trash
Speaker 2: can in the brakes. I would walk out, puke, come
Speaker 2: back in, and he was just like, you know, you're
Speaker 2: not getting a day off, right, Cool, We're all gonna
Speaker 2: be sick. We're just gonna take turns because whatever I have,
Speaker 2: I'm infecting you fuckers. Like it was crazy. So yeah,
Speaker 2: just if you're sick, stay home please.
Speaker 3: I'm that New York meme where she's like, I.
Speaker 2: Don't give off.
Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: Because I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't care, I don't care.
Speaker 3: That's me. If I'm calling out, I'm calling out. I
Speaker 3: don't care.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 2: That's also scary. On the other side of it, I
Speaker 2: don't give a fuck, snowflakes, Why do you care? It's
Speaker 2: just ebola.
Speaker 3: But also, if you wear a mask, I'm.
Speaker 2: Threatened it brings them to a dark place. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: the dark place where if people would have just worn
Speaker 2: mask it probably would have gotten so bad. Cool that place. Anyway,
Speaker 2: before this goes down to political road, which it will
Speaker 2: at some point, I'm sure, Andrew, what is the topic
Speaker 2: you wanted to bring up?
Speaker 3: Chinese New Year?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: God, is your friend who lived in Yes, Thailand for
Speaker 2: a week.
Speaker 3: But I've been really looking into it. What year were
Speaker 3: you born.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure?
Speaker 1: Excuse me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like the rat, the snake, the pig.
Speaker 3: The four Chinese odiac signs most fortunate during the year
Speaker 3: of the Horse, which is what we're going into.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, horse, he said, horse, horse? Yes, what do
Speaker 2: you think?
Speaker 3: Oh you said, I said, horse.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you for exploding the Joe geddrew.
Speaker 3: It took me a second. For that reason, it will
Speaker 3: benefit those more born during the year of the dog. Yes, okay,
Speaker 3: so in nineteen ninety four.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: Given that they're very social and enjoy running with the
Speaker 3: pack of their friends, dogs can take advantage of the
Speaker 3: Year of the Horse by capitalizing on more opportunities for education,
Speaker 3: perhaps being accepted into a school of their dreams.
Speaker 1: Not you, Actually, that's cool. I want to go to
Speaker 1: grad school. No, that's something that I thought about and
Speaker 1: I text my friends about it.
Speaker 3: It's also this is a big year for you to
Speaker 3: broaden your horizons. They're going to travel more. They think
Speaker 3: that you should be traveling more than what cash. Oh well,
Speaker 3: let me see if I scroll up if that's going
Speaker 3: to come into your life too. So The year of
Speaker 3: the fire Horse stimulates your need to socialize and collaborate
Speaker 3: with others. It's a very social year for you. Don't
Speaker 3: know what that is maybe going to look like.
Speaker 2: Do you subscribe to the same theory with like regular
Speaker 2: everyday zodiac stuff like? Do you care this much about like?
Speaker 3: I just think that this was satis more fun.
Speaker 2: Oh, because it's the whole year again Japan.
Speaker 3: I just think everyone's in this one together. I'm a sheep,
Speaker 3: artistic minded, compassionate, and emotionally intelligent. With this upcoming year
Speaker 3: of fire Horse, it might be a little bit more
Speaker 3: fast paced than the sheep would ideally like. The social
Speaker 3: nature of the moment will be a boon for their luck,
Speaker 3: especially when it comes to their professional path and opportunities
Speaker 3: to connect and collaborate with others on creative projects. The
Speaker 3: communication and self expression skills will make them a star
Speaker 3: in this extra buzzy climate, and they could find their
Speaker 3: magnets for applause already, particularly when they joined forces with
Speaker 3: like minded colleagues and friends. That's why you didn't apply
Speaker 3: A double horse is good.
Speaker 2: Those are the only ones that are having good years.
Speaker 3: There's four of them. It's diamond I guess me is
Speaker 3: a sheep, a horse, and a tiger. Oh, tigers are
Speaker 3: confidence and romances within reach for you this year, romance
Speaker 3: is everywhere, and horse is harnessing your sense of self
Speaker 3: for success. But it's a double horse year because it's
Speaker 3: also the year of the horse.
Speaker 2: Wow, what did you say about last year? Because last
Speaker 2: year really sucked? Sucked an egg.
Speaker 3: M. I wouldn't even know where to start with that one.
Speaker 3: Should I just look up twenty twenty five year?
Speaker 1: And well?
Speaker 3: I believe in it. I'm hoping for the best this year,
Speaker 3: good things manifesting. Let's try for the best.
Speaker 2: Okay, So since your topic was kind of a bust,
Speaker 2: let's stick with something similar.
Speaker 3: You know what you gave me the professional appause already,
Speaker 3: so I don't care.
Speaker 2: I got what I want to do to job, Andrew.
Speaker 2: I liked that you were prepared. Thanks. It is still,
Speaker 2: i mean, fairly close enough to say Happy New Year.
Speaker 2: Do you guys have any resolutions or is there something
Speaker 2: you want to leave behind and or bring back?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Is this actually a reset for you in any way?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I want to be mean again again. I want
Speaker 1: to be mean. I felt like I was trying to
Speaker 1: be nice I'm done with that shit. Let's be mean.
Speaker 2: I would like to know when you thought you were
Speaker 2: being nice. Let's start there.
Speaker 1: Oh, try to be nice. I try. It doesn't usually work.
Speaker 1: But instead of going into the new year trying to
Speaker 1: be nice, I'm just gonna be mean. Like how many
Speaker 1: times have I called Andrew a kum quat today? Wow?
Speaker 3: Three or four times.
Speaker 2: We were trying to come up with some really good insults.
Speaker 2: I said, I appreciate come guzzling gutter slut because it
Speaker 2: is gender neutral. It could refer to anyone. And there's
Speaker 2: nothing worse than a gutter slut, like a regular slut whatever,
Speaker 2: a gutter slot, ill and guzzling. You never want guzzling
Speaker 2: in anything that you're doing. Sick. I like that one.
Speaker 2: We wanted to bring back dumb cunt. Oh, I wanted
Speaker 2: dumb cunt. Diamond wants to twat, which if you say
Speaker 2: it with the British accent, I think it's like less
Speaker 2: offensive Australian. Go ahead, you've been wanting to do it forever.
Speaker 2: Go ahead. He walks around doing this.
Speaker 3: I don't really I don't say that word, the sea word,
Speaker 3: I don't say I think it's I think that's the bad,
Speaker 3: bad word.
Speaker 2: It's not.
Speaker 3: Well, there's like two known words. Obviously we know one
Speaker 3: of them.
Speaker 2: Is one is the C word. What's the other one?
Speaker 3: What word do you think I can't say?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: They'll make me call danny.
Speaker 2: Oh that's not a curse word. That's a slur.
Speaker 3: Aren't they the same curses and slurs?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, because I think there are like a lot of
Speaker 2: people who like subscribe to certain beliefs that would willy
Speaker 2: nilly throw the N word around, but then wouldn't curse
Speaker 2: because it's you know, not biblical or whatever.
Speaker 3: But they don't see that as a curse word.
Speaker 2: I don't know them like that.
Speaker 3: To me, that's like a big no no word, like
Speaker 3: you that is like the curse word of all cursors.
Speaker 2: I think people who use it willy nilly don't find
Speaker 2: it a curse word. I think they think it's like
Speaker 2: a descriptor interesting, like I'm just gonna call you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that wasn't even on my radar.
Speaker 1: Or I don't have that as a curse Oh yeah
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 3: Because you can't say it or I can't say it.
Speaker 3: You can say it, I can't say it.
Speaker 2: So let me ask you this, then you are a
Speaker 2: white man, so you can do like a British accent
Speaker 2: and Australian accent, an American like southern, northern whatever. If
Speaker 2: I were to do those as a brown woman, is
Speaker 2: that icky appropriation? I, to.
Speaker 3: Be honest with you, don't really see that as a problem.
Speaker 3: I think that's getting into like the real fine line
Speaker 3: of trying to find a way to get oppressed, which
Speaker 3: I'm not about. I'm just like, if it's a funny,
Speaker 3: And the thing is, if you do it with humor,
Speaker 3: no matter who you are impersonating it needs you just
Speaker 3: need to be funny doing it.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So here's where I think about that. I think anyone
Speaker 2: should be able to do any accent. And this is
Speaker 2: why because there are plenty of Indian people in England,
Speaker 2: plenty that actually have a British accent. My mother has
Speaker 2: a British Indian accent because that is how she was raised.
Speaker 3: I speak that way best accents too.
Speaker 2: By the way, it's a pretty good one. I like it.
Speaker 2: I do make fun of her all the time, but
Speaker 2: I still like it. Same with Australian. You could be
Speaker 2: any race, but if it's specific to like I guess.
Speaker 2: I don't even know if I could say that, because
Speaker 2: if I were to do a Chinese accent, there are
Speaker 2: Indian people in China that probably have that accent, so like,
Speaker 2: what's the big deal? Yeah, but people get mad.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: I just think that if you're able to pull it
Speaker 3: off or do it in a funny way, then people
Speaker 3: can laugh with you. It's when you're trying to be
Speaker 3: like make a point and you're like and she talked
Speaker 3: like this, it's like not great, Like no, I.
Speaker 2: Just get offended when it's a bad impression.
Speaker 3: Exactly.
Speaker 2: I need it to be a good impression. I don't care.
Speaker 2: I don't even care if it's not funny. I just
Speaker 2: need it to be like a good impression.
Speaker 3: Diamonds Australians.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's horrible. I can't do any accents
Speaker 1: besides my grandmother's southern accent. That's the only one I can.
Speaker 2: You can't do any accent. Did you ever have hearing
Speaker 2: problems when you were little?
Speaker 1: No? Okay that I know of. No.
Speaker 2: So I can do pretty good accents, not great, pretty
Speaker 2: good for the most part. My sister can't do them
Speaker 2: at all, and they're convinced it's because she had a
Speaker 2: lot of hearing problems when she was little. She had
Speaker 2: like tubes and stuff and was always the sinus infectans
Speaker 2: and ear infections. So she just didn't form that same
Speaker 2: thing early like I did. That's that's what we lean in.
Speaker 1: No, it's bad, it's bad. Can we just can you
Speaker 1: just try? Andrew has to say a word first, and
Speaker 1: then I have to try to just give her a sentence.
Speaker 3: No, I don't want to go to the pool with you.
Speaker 1: You have to say it in the accident, because just
Speaker 1: mimicking well, I can't do it. So no, with your wait,
Speaker 1: I have to say I'm more confident in it now
Speaker 1: because over the break I watched Love Island Australia. Okay, okay, okay, No,
Speaker 1: I can't go to the with your.
Speaker 3: And you got better. You're saying that was better?
Speaker 2: No, no, Andrew do it.
Speaker 3: No, I can't go to the pool here.
Speaker 1: How did you do that?
Speaker 2: No? Oh mate?
Speaker 1: How you do.
Speaker 2: Timond? Will you do Indian?
Speaker 1: No? I can't do Indian. Give me say something.
Speaker 2: Like, hey, what's up man, how you doing well?
Speaker 1: I need to hear it, though, like like I.
Speaker 2: Want to hear what Indian people sound like to you.
Speaker 1: Just Indian just like like, hey, everyday people, what you're
Speaker 1: doing that I can't do? That I can't do damn it.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of like no, I can't, I can't.
Speaker 1: I'm not good at accents at.
Speaker 2: All, Like really not a skill that I think you
Speaker 2: would ever need to have. But it was really fun
Speaker 2: here you do. Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 1: Men?
Speaker 2: You gotta start with the V like a what's up?
Speaker 3: Men?
Speaker 1: What's up? Men? You guys, you're gonna get me canceled.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna get canceled for doing it. I asked
Speaker 2: you to do it. I don't know. Actually again, I
Speaker 2: think canceling's done. I think we're done canceling people.
Speaker 3: But this or.
Speaker 2: I wonder if people know which work. I mean, we
Speaker 2: did say it's a slur, so obviously, Oh, I would
Speaker 2: hope people know what we're talking about.
Speaker 3: Diamond is convinced that every white person says it in
Speaker 3: the mirror, the mirror.
Speaker 1: At least once. I've said this before, I've gone I
Speaker 1: heard you say, you.
Speaker 2: Think people say I didn't know you thought they said
Speaker 2: it in the mirror, like like hyping themselves up? What
Speaker 2: do you mean?
Speaker 1: No, Well, because like when I was when I was little.
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I used to curse in
Speaker 1: the mirror. Okay, Like, so I'm like, there are millions
Speaker 1: of kids who do the same thing. So I think
Speaker 1: that a lot of people, as children said it in
Speaker 1: the mirror.
Speaker 2: So you're saying kids set it in the mirror. I
Speaker 2: can tell you this. I never said that.
Speaker 1: You never said it as a kid. Tell there were
Speaker 1: times of us.
Speaker 2: No, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: You never said words that you weren't supposed to say
Speaker 1: as a kid in the mirror, like looking at yourself,
Speaker 1: you bitch. You know.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I don't think so, Oh my gosh, hyping
Speaker 2: yourself up.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I just if he was going to say the word
Speaker 2: I said the word, I got in trouble.
Speaker 1: I just I knew I wasn't supposed to say it.
Speaker 1: And then my dad would let me. My dad would
Speaker 1: let me curse in the car, and that was the
Speaker 1: only place that I was allowed to curse. But then
Speaker 1: when I was home, I would want to look at myself.
Speaker 1: All I was saying it like shit, look in the mirror.
Speaker 1: Fuck that look in the mirror.
Speaker 2: I'm in probably has sex in front of a mirror.
Speaker 3: I could see it.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no purpose.
Speaker 1: Cool cool.
Speaker 2: By accident a couple of times the shore. Is your
Speaker 2: dad still listening to this podcast? Okay, so it has
Speaker 2: never happened ever ever. Amazing riding hood today. Thanks. I
Speaker 2: pulled my hood up because my hair is insane underneath it.
Speaker 2: I just you know, it's it's a short week. We're back.
Speaker 1: You get this guy. We'll see how he thinks that
Speaker 1: he could just segue into things that like, Come on,
Speaker 1: half of the people who are listening will not see
Speaker 1: the video content or the video element of this. So
Speaker 1: you bringing this up? What does this do for the listeners?
Speaker 2: Oh? You know what we didn't do. We didn't change
Speaker 2: the screens. So people probably think this is the Elvis
Speaker 2: Aran Morning Show if they are watching it.
Speaker 1: I'll do it.
Speaker 2: Hold on, you guys have a conversation amongst yourselves.
Speaker 1: So, Andrew, would you do on vacation?
Speaker 3: What did I do on vacation? I went to Florida, Yeah,
Speaker 3: and it was great. I got I did nothing for
Speaker 3: days on end and it was wonderful. But I do
Speaker 3: also have a resolution for this year to go back
Speaker 3: to Gandhi's topic. Sorry, I'm just trying to keep on
Speaker 3: track with the hosts.
Speaker 2: Okay, Wow, wowow I did say talk amongst yourselves, go
Speaker 2: for it.
Speaker 3: But yes, I'm only drinking one hundred days this year.
Speaker 2: Like alcohol, Yes, are you alcoholic? That's a lot of
Speaker 2: days to get drunk.
Speaker 3: It's actually not drunk, just drinking days like even one drink.
Speaker 3: It really, I think, in my head, is like a
Speaker 3: casual drink that you might go out. Is it like
Speaker 3: worth it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Probably not. So if you cut it down to only
Speaker 3: one hundred days, that would be twice a week. I'll
Speaker 3: scratch four days because there's fifty two weeks. But I'm
Speaker 3: only doing one hundred throughout the whole year, and I think,
Speaker 3: all right, I think I can do it.
Speaker 2: I am concerned about you me too.
Speaker 3: You actually start thinking about it weekends, the summer vacations
Speaker 3: usually I'm I drink on vacation.
Speaker 2: I don't drink like that. I drink probably like once
Speaker 2: a quarter, so maybe four times a year. And it
Speaker 2: gets out of control.
Speaker 1: We know, And I did it over the breaks blackout.
Speaker 3: That's what you do. I don't really know how much
Speaker 3: you drink.
Speaker 1: I feel like I can count probably the amount of Okay,
Speaker 1: when I do drink, I drink for probably the entire day,
Speaker 1: Like it's like okay on holidays where it's like me
Speaker 1: and my family altogether or something, or like if I'm
Speaker 1: like away with friends, maybe, but I don't, like I
Speaker 1: don't drink like that. If I go out to eat,
Speaker 1: maybe I'll do like a glass of wine. Does that count?
Speaker 1: Or you getting that out too? Oh?
Speaker 3: I'm trying to like figure out a way just to
Speaker 3: like see how much I would just casually drink, Like
Speaker 3: a Sunday dinner we usually have wine. But now I'm like,
Speaker 3: is it worth it? Do I want to do that?
Speaker 3: Probably not? Instead of doing one whole month of no drinking,
Speaker 3: I'm like, that's kind of stupid. I want to like
Speaker 3: apply that to my whole year and take days that
Speaker 3: I would just say go out and have a drink now,
Speaker 3: like try and have a night without it.
Speaker 2: Okay, good for you. Are you going to track this?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, you're gonna like write it right?
Speaker 3: Yeah. I have a little note that I wrote one
Speaker 3: hundred days of drinking.
Speaker 2: Amazing.
Speaker 1: You know, now that I think about it, you are
Speaker 1: a pretty hard drinker.
Speaker 2: Oh, Andrew kid, what did we call him? What's your
Speaker 2: alter egos name?
Speaker 3: Randy?
Speaker 2: Randy? Yours is Randy r Andrew. I just think that
Speaker 2: some pools floats around.
Speaker 3: Who's to say, a healthier relationship with alcohol this year?
Speaker 2: I think that's probably great. I too would like that.
Speaker 2: I think see what happens is because I don't do
Speaker 2: it often at all, Like how often do you guys
Speaker 2: really see me drink? Not much? But when I do,
Speaker 2: she gets a little wild. I love it. I suffer
Speaker 2: no consequences besides shame. The shame is far worse, I
Speaker 2: think than a hangover, Like I wish that there would
Speaker 2: be a hangover, because the shame is far more embarrassing
Speaker 2: when people are like did you know you did this?
Speaker 2: Or god forbid they were cordy on their phone.
Speaker 1: Oh I have the videos.
Speaker 2: Shut the hell up. I love it embarrassing. So like
Speaker 2: over the break, I got really really lit the fuck
Speaker 2: up on one night with a bunch of my friends.
Speaker 2: We had a great time. I didn't black out, but
Speaker 2: there was like a brown out situation where it was
Speaker 2: one of those things where they tell you what you
Speaker 2: did and you're like, yeah, I did do that, damn it.
Speaker 2: I thought for a second I didn't and then I was.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, the shame.
Speaker 2: It's so bad. But I went to sleep at probably
Speaker 2: three thirty in the morning. I woke up at four
Speaker 2: forty one ready to face the day, just wide awake,
Speaker 2: no hangover, no headache, nothing, and all of my friends
Speaker 2: were like half dead. So then they wanted to kill
Speaker 2: me even more because of that. So if I got hangovers,
Speaker 2: I think I would operate differently, but I don't, so
Speaker 2: I don't. Is there an age you have to stop
Speaker 2: doing that?
Speaker 1: Oh? For sure?
Speaker 2: What's the age?
Speaker 3: Well I was gonna be sud be like no, you know,
Speaker 3: you do it so little, and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: what's the age?
Speaker 2: What's the age you have to stop partying?
Speaker 1: Oh, well, not partying, but like, well, you don't get
Speaker 1: the hangover. Once I turned Like once I like was
Speaker 1: really approaching thirty, so let's say like twenty eight, hangover
Speaker 1: started hitting me really hard. So that's the only reason
Speaker 1: why I'm like, yeah, you have to like, I could
Speaker 1: be down for like four days. It could be bad.
Speaker 2: That's atrocious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds terrible.
Speaker 2: I did lose my wallet, excuse me, but then I
Speaker 2: found it later. It was in my friend's car.
Speaker 3: I always love when that happens, especially like in the
Speaker 3: moment where you're drunk, like eh, And if you were sober,
Speaker 3: you'd be like, where is my wallet? But when you're drunk,
Speaker 3: you're like, I can't find it. Okay, what are we
Speaker 3: doing now? Oh, that's what happened.
Speaker 2: That's what you did a one hundred percent. I didn't
Speaker 2: even realize I had lost it until the next morning
Speaker 2: because I was up so early. I went to breakfast
Speaker 2: with another one of my friends at like nine am,
Speaker 2: and I was like, I'm gonna pay and I went
Speaker 2: for my wallet and I was like, well, damn, where's
Speaker 2: my wallet. I'm sure it's in the car. I go
Speaker 2: to my car, nowhere to be found. And then again
Speaker 2: things started flooding back that I did the night before.
Speaker 2: And one of the things I did, you know those
Speaker 2: little candy kids that approach you, Hey, you want to
Speaker 2: buy some candy? I bought like eighty dollars with a
Speaker 2: candy for one of the kids, please please, one of
Speaker 2: the kids. So I was like, I probably dropped my
Speaker 2: god damn wallet right there, and they cashed in double
Speaker 2: and I was, you know, coming up with the craziest
Speaker 2: situations ever. And then I just asked one of my friends.
Speaker 1: Is it in your car?
Speaker 2: We were in your car, is there any chance? And
Speaker 2: I found it, so that was good. I love that.
Speaker 2: And then I have a question for you guys about
Speaker 2: airbnbbit etiquette. Oh, so I got an airbnb because when
Speaker 2: I go home, a lot of my friends come home too,
Speaker 2: and then everyone's like staying with family or they're you
Speaker 2: know whatever. So I wanted like a flophouse where we
Speaker 2: could all just go hang out, so that we could
Speaker 2: hang out without constantly having to go to dinner or whatever.
Speaker 2: It is, like, I just wanted us to be able
Speaker 2: to chill. So I get this Airbnb with one of
Speaker 2: my friends, and we ended up wanting to extend it.
Speaker 2: So the morning we wanted to extend it, I DM
Speaker 2: the dude and say, hey, and I requested it on Airbnb.
Speaker 2: I want to extend it. And then I just assumed
Speaker 2: cool because it turns over like really quickly. So I
Speaker 2: left a bunch of stuff in the airbnb, like a
Speaker 2: bunch of alcohol that eighty damn dollars worth, a candy,
Speaker 2: all these different snacks, my toothbrush, toothpaste, like all kinds
Speaker 2: of stuff. I just left it there. The dude didn't
Speaker 2: check his DMS for hours, so he didn't extend the reservation,
Speaker 2: and then the cleaning crew came and cleaned everything up
Speaker 2: and threw everything away. Oh gosh, so it's like a
Speaker 2: lot of money. I mean, I guess relatively a lot
Speaker 2: of money on all the stuff that was there. And
Speaker 2: then when he finally did, he was like, oh shoot,
Speaker 2: I just now saw this. And his average response time
Speaker 2: on freaking Airbnb, I guess is seven hours is not
Speaker 2: a little a little excessive, Like do I have a
Speaker 2: right to be irritated? Or should I have been?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: No, I cut it too close, extending the morning of.
Speaker 1: Two things could be true at once. Yeah, maybe yeah,
Speaker 1: like I would be irritated. But then also it's like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: you could have asked yesterday. I would have seen it
Speaker 1: by this morning.
Speaker 2: I might have seen my pants yesterday. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 2: had happened.
Speaker 1: Sagittarius. Absolutely it was worth it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh man, we had a great time.
Speaker 3: I feel like if I were an Airbnb owner, my
Speaker 3: response time would be seconds, right, like you're staying in
Speaker 3: my home.
Speaker 2: And then I was also concerned because I was like,
Speaker 2: if he sent that cleaning crew over, ell, let me
Speaker 2: tell you the night before we were having fun. So
Speaker 2: there was like popcorn. I think there might have been
Speaker 2: a popcorn fight. I'm not sure, but like I would
Speaker 2: have picked all that up before a cleaning crew came.
Speaker 2: So now I'm like, oh, great, So he sent his
Speaker 2: cleaning crew and they were like there was a party, yeah,
Speaker 2: which there was, but we didn't damage anything. It was
Speaker 2: just like a little messy and I would have done
Speaker 2: something with it. So I'm very nervous that he's going
Speaker 2: to give me a low rating, and I don't know
Speaker 2: what to do because I'm annoyed at him, but I
Speaker 2: think he might get me too.
Speaker 3: Listen, I think if you're paying, then I'm not complaining.
Speaker 3: It's the people that would be like, oh, you know,
Speaker 3: I'm not paying for this because you offered this, and
Speaker 3: they're just like looking for money back, then I'd be
Speaker 3: like no, But if you're giving me a check and
Speaker 3: you want to extend sure.
Speaker 2: Fives, I wasn't asking for any money back. I let's
Speaker 2: just stay a couple more days because we've been having
Speaker 2: a really good time. This has been great.
Speaker 3: Yeah. My cleaning fee is four hundred dollars. I live
Speaker 3: in a one bedroom apartment. I'm using that two hundred
Speaker 3: bucks to replace what you broke it's fine worst.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So that was my break. I had a really
Speaker 2: good time.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was in Florida, yep. And I did Florida for
Speaker 2: like ten days, and then I did Columbus for the
Speaker 2: rest of the time. I came back like a day
Speaker 2: and a half early. I acted like I was going
Speaker 2: to get my shit together. I didn't. I think I
Speaker 2: slept on my couch for a whole day good and
Speaker 2: it was fun.
Speaker 1: I feel like my cup was filled.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I need one full day or two full days
Speaker 3: to like get back from a vacation. I've realized, did
Speaker 3: you get it? Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, but then.
Speaker 3: Because like the vacation is so nice and you're so relaxed,
Speaker 3: and then it's like you have to get yourself back
Speaker 3: into the swing of things, and I do need those
Speaker 3: extra days to like mentally tell myself, like the party's over, okay.
Speaker 3: Regrettably not me.
Speaker 2: I just rawed on it. Here we go.
Speaker 3: Oh ya, No, I can't. I can't.
Speaker 2: But I did sleep for a while, Diamond, How is
Speaker 2: your break?
Speaker 1: Pretty basic? I stayed here in the city. Oh well,
Speaker 1: I went to Long Island to my cousin's house, which
Speaker 1: is kind of like a little as scape. But you
Speaker 1: know how I usually go down to Virginia, Yeah, visit family.
Speaker 1: They all were in La. Why so because my cousin
Speaker 1: had a baby, so instead of her and her husband
Speaker 1: coming out here or whatever, they went out there. Sucks
Speaker 1: the kids, ruining our lives. But you know, what are
Speaker 1: you gonna do?
Speaker 2: I have questions about that. Yeah, okay, no, go ahead.
Speaker 1: Oh so it is what it is. It was cool.
Speaker 1: I like, like, I like spending time with my family,
Speaker 1: but you know, sometimes you need a little break. I
Speaker 1: didn't take a break this time, so you know, it's
Speaker 1: just arguing with my little cousins and bullshit.
Speaker 2: Just like, are these little cousins that record themselves crying? Yeah? Things?
Speaker 2: Simon doesn't like it. I hate it.
Speaker 1: What the fuck are you recording yourself? Why are you
Speaker 1: taking pictures of yourself crying your most vulnerable moment and
Speaker 1: you want to share that.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's that vulnerable it on camera?
Speaker 1: They're crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 3: If I'm not getting again, if I'm not getting paid
Speaker 3: for it, if it's a reality show, great, I'll cry
Speaker 3: all I want on camera. But if it's just me holding.
Speaker 2: My phone it no, yeah, never. The only thing I
Speaker 2: ever want. And I have taken a picture of myself
Speaker 2: crying once because my face swells up and I want
Speaker 2: my lips to look like that. So I took a
Speaker 2: picture so that when I go to the injector at
Speaker 2: some point, I can be like this, make it look
Speaker 2: like I'm crying. Give me my cry face.
Speaker 3: You should do the Kylie Jenner challenge. Remember that with the.
Speaker 2: Cop No, I'm pretty sure that like blue Blood vessels out,
Speaker 2: didn't it. I think I love that she really maintained
Speaker 2: for so long that she didn't get any injections. That
Speaker 2: damn lyon Kardashian family, all of them, Chloe and her
Speaker 2: revenge body, which we've talked about. Chloe, it was surgery, man,
Speaker 2: it was surgery.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And now Chris at least admitted that you got
Speaker 3: a facelift.
Speaker 1: Duh. Yeah, you don't come on.
Speaker 2: We don't need like we never needed the X ray
Speaker 2: of Kim's butt to know that it was a fake butt,
Speaker 2: and I know it didn't prove anything because it was
Speaker 2: just her own fat injected. Please please, legs thighs need
Speaker 2: to match the butt. Yeah, I've never met thighs that
Speaker 2: didn't match the butt with a big old butt. It's
Speaker 2: just you know, I digressed. So back to what we
Speaker 2: were saying about you, Diamond. You always talk about you
Speaker 2: want to have kids, you love kids, you want to like,
Speaker 2: you know, discipline them immediately and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2: But then every time I talk to you about kids,
Speaker 2: you're like, these kids are ruining everybody's life. Yeah, I babysat.
Speaker 2: I don't think I want to have kids anymore.
Speaker 1: Have you?
Speaker 2: Are you on one side or another? Are you still
Speaker 2: just kind of we'll see, And I no right answer.
Speaker 2: You know me, I don't want kids.
Speaker 1: I don't really care. It changes with me every other day,
Speaker 1: but I think that kids do ruin your life. And yeah,
Speaker 1: like I mean your life will never be the same.
Speaker 1: People pretend as if it's so great, but like the
Speaker 1: stresses of being a parent are very obvious. But that
Speaker 1: doesn't mean I don't want to, like, you know, have
Speaker 1: my own little It's like a humiliation ritual would killed
Speaker 1: and like maybe I'm into it, like this isn't my kid,
Speaker 1: Like you know, I'm just saying.
Speaker 2: It's like it's something that I'm like, oh, that.
Speaker 1: Would be cool, that would be like I would love to.
Speaker 2: Be a mom.
Speaker 1: But then you think about it, and it's like your
Speaker 1: life will never be the same. You'll probably hate it
Speaker 1: for most of the time, but you know there'll be
Speaker 1: fun moments. It's kind of like working, you know, like
Speaker 1: you're gonna hate your job sometimes.
Speaker 2: If someone pays you to work. So there's that.
Speaker 1: Moms pretenders, if our parents pretend as if you get
Speaker 1: paid and like love and whatever the fuck else? So
Speaker 1: maybe you know, wow, maybe so.
Speaker 3: You've described having a child as a humiliation ritual.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and work. Yeah, it is work. Definitely work.
Speaker 1: It's slavery. Honestly, you don't get paid.
Speaker 3: I'm saying it is work. Ye. The way she's describing
Speaker 3: is like, you know you hate work sometimes you really
Speaker 3: don't like it, just like it's I don't think a
Speaker 3: child would be great. Then well maybe.
Speaker 1: I love my job, but I don't like not sleeping
Speaker 1: and like you know what I mean, pros and cons
Speaker 1: to everything. It will probably ruin my life, but it
Speaker 1: doesn't mean I don't want it.
Speaker 3: Have you ever changed a diaper?
Speaker 2: Duh?
Speaker 1: Are you insane?
Speaker 2: Are you?
Speaker 1: Have you ever changed a diapers, vagina or penis?
Speaker 3: Ok?
Speaker 2: I have not? What I have been around them? No, God,
Speaker 2: why would I would never volunteer, and people ask me
Speaker 2: to babysit all the time, and I do have got kids.
Speaker 2: I have never volunteered to put myself in a situation
Speaker 2: where I have to wipe someone else's ass old people, parents. Okay,
Speaker 2: at some point maybe that'll happen. Fine, voluntarily someone else's child,
Speaker 2: get out of here. No, yeah, And I know the
Speaker 2: boys can like pee right in your face. Absolutely not,
Speaker 2: they will you.
Speaker 1: They will cold air while.
Speaker 2: You're doing it, but not in your face.
Speaker 3: No. I mean, she just all of a sudden, I'm
Speaker 3: changing the diaper and she just started like peeing. I'm like,
Speaker 3: are you serious right now? Like are you kidding me?
Speaker 3: And just like and then what do you do?
Speaker 2: Because, as we've learned about you, you enjoy a golden shower,
Speaker 2: maybe just not from a baby. You got it.
Speaker 3: You got to bring it back somewhere.
Speaker 1: Should I go to the group texts?
Speaker 3: Please don't?
Speaker 2: Okay anyways, solanderous lies, So you got a golden shower
Speaker 2: that you didn't like it.
Speaker 3: But also the way I pick up the child, I
Speaker 3: don't know if I do it right. I basically just
Speaker 3: grab like the legs part and just like pick them up.
Speaker 1: Are you talking? About it like it's a chicken, the
Speaker 1: legs part, like you fold them like this that you
Speaker 1: grab the ankles and you fold them. Everybody does that.
Speaker 1: It's about changing a baby.
Speaker 3: I just was worried that, like somebody would be like, no,
Speaker 3: it's the back part, the spine, you're hurting it.
Speaker 2: Please, well you need to wipe front to back though, yes, okay, good,
Speaker 2: just making sure you know people who wipe back to front,
Speaker 2: that's like to have an issue.
Speaker 1: They have to.
Speaker 2: I didn't know how many people did it until we
Speaker 2: had the conversation one day and it was, sorry to say,
Speaker 2: it was majority men who were like, what, I don't understand,
Speaker 2: what's the big deal? And I was like, okay, maybe
Speaker 2: it is different for them, but.
Speaker 1: It's the thing.
Speaker 2: Every front to back, always front to back. Andrew, that's disgusting.
Speaker 1: It is disgusting.
Speaker 2: Now that's how you're supposed to do it, front.
Speaker 1: To back, front to back.
Speaker 3: Who would push them?
Speaker 2: A lot of boys in Boston.
Speaker 3: That's nauseating.
Speaker 1: It's sad.
Speaker 2: Those guys ruined my life in many ways, and I
Speaker 2: think that might have been where my distrust in men
Speaker 2: began there in Boston. It might have been how did
Speaker 2: it come up a conversation. Well, great question, Andrew, we
Speaker 2: have had I think I don't know if we've talked
Speaker 2: about this on the podcast before, but this was the
Speaker 2: same group of men who presented to me and I quote,
Speaker 2: when you ship in the shower, do you pick it
Speaker 2: up and throw it into the toilet? Or do you
Speaker 2: stomp it down? Well? Yeah, yeah, go ahead dissect what
Speaker 2: I just said.
Speaker 3: No, No, I don't think I'm gonna go there right.
Speaker 2: So, to this day, I cannot tell it. They were
Speaker 2: just fucking with me because what I was the only
Speaker 2: person who was sitting there astounded like, wait, you mean
Speaker 2: when you shit in the shower? If that ever happens,
Speaker 2: that should have been like a horrific mistake with flu
Speaker 2: a or something awful. What do you mean? And then
Speaker 2: there was this hot debate between all of them because
Speaker 2: one said he will pick it up and put it
Speaker 2: in the toilet, and they all started calling him gay
Speaker 2: because you're supposed to stomp it down like a man,
Speaker 2: That's what they said.
Speaker 1: What, yes, so now your foot is on it.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's the least Why would you ever
Speaker 2: shit in the shower?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean, the bigger question in all of this, Yeah,
Speaker 3: Like what why?
Speaker 2: I don't know, Andrew, I do not know, but they said,
Speaker 2: sometimes the feeling just takes over and you gotta do
Speaker 2: what you gotta do because it takes way too much
Speaker 2: effort and energy to get out of the shower dry,
Speaker 2: sit on a toilet when you're kind of damp.
Speaker 1: I was like, so.
Speaker 3: You shower air that's all filled with.
Speaker 2: Shout out to Boston.
Speaker 3: Ever gone back?
Speaker 1: You're never going back. It's disgusting. Telling imagine getting in
Speaker 1: the shower in a hotel.
Speaker 2: No, I think all the time. Oh, I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: so flip flops always and what I'm glad that you
Speaker 2: guys are all on the same pagement.
Speaker 3: God have mercy on their souls, because that is wrong.
Speaker 1: It's disgusting.
Speaker 2: And then we also same group of people it came
Speaker 2: up with. And I know you guys have been around
Speaker 2: for this conversation because this one was actually unfortunately with
Speaker 2: a couple of my girlfriends. How many times a year
Speaker 2: is it appropriate to crap yourself?
Speaker 1: No? I was.
Speaker 2: I was shocked by the answers. No, Andrew, what is
Speaker 2: your answer?
Speaker 3: Never?
Speaker 2: So, I think age probably depends like kids, Obviously, you're
Speaker 2: gonna have accidents, you're gonna crap yourself. Maybe even up
Speaker 2: until like early elementary. You don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Okay, adults, old, old people. Maybe unfortunate, it's gonna happen.
Speaker 2: But if you are in like primetime, I do believe
Speaker 2: the answer is zero.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: I have a lot of friends who.
Speaker 1: Say three.
Speaker 3: Three times a year, three.
Speaker 2: Times a year. No, I would call one of them
Speaker 2: right now. At least you know her. She was at
Speaker 2: my birthday dinner, he says. She was so hilarious, fucking
Speaker 2: way yes, and she's like beautiful. You would never look
Speaker 2: at her and think her crap in her pants three
Speaker 2: times a year.
Speaker 1: But she is.
Speaker 3: Nick is in a group chat with this same conversation,
Speaker 3: and I was like, wait, so this is like a
Speaker 3: thing you all do, like at least once a year,
Speaker 3: you're pooping yourself. I remember the one time I have
Speaker 3: only recently, and it was in the past thirteen years.
Speaker 3: And let me tell you something. I remember it like
Speaker 3: it was yesterday, thirteen years thirteen years ago.
Speaker 2: What happened. I'll tell you my story. I was eight anyway,
Speaker 2: go ahead, Okay, So Andrew is thirty.
Speaker 3: I was twenty two in Las Vegas and I really
Speaker 3: wanted in and out and it was in and out
Speaker 3: for the first time I've ever ever had it. And
Speaker 3: I went with like Danielle and we were like yeah,
Speaker 3: because we were in Vegas for the Idea show. She
Speaker 3: was there when it happened.
Speaker 2: Oh, I was hoping we get back to.
Speaker 3: The hotel after going in and out. I did get
Speaker 3: animal style fries. I remember just sitting in bed and
Speaker 3: I was thinking to myself, like, oh, my stomach does
Speaker 3: not feel good. My stomach does not feel good. The
Speaker 3: next thing I knew, I was like too, but it
Speaker 3: wasn't a toot. It was a splat. And then I
Speaker 3: was like, oh god, I'm like and the thought went
Speaker 3: in my head like you just shit yourself? Like you
Speaker 3: just shit yourself? No, And I literally remember being like,
Speaker 3: am I a child?
Speaker 1: What is going on?
Speaker 2: How far away were you from home?
Speaker 3: I was in my bed in the hotel, the.
Speaker 1: Bed I did and wait, how did you get the
Speaker 1: Please don't tell me that you called?
Speaker 3: Like, no, I want. What I wound up doing was
Speaker 3: I took the sheets. I took all of it and
Speaker 3: threw it in like one of those laundry bags. I
Speaker 3: like really stuffed it in there and my shore and
Speaker 3: stuffed it in there and threw it into the garbage
Speaker 3: right by the elevators. Oh, I'm like, this is this
Speaker 3: is irredeemable.
Speaker 1: What did you sleep on?
Speaker 3: H Well, then the house seeing people came up new
Speaker 3: sheets on the bed and.
Speaker 1: They took you called them and said that you needed
Speaker 1: new sheets.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean they don't know what happened to No.
Speaker 2: They know those things are off in a trash can
Speaker 2: they know?
Speaker 3: They don't know it's kept.
Speaker 2: That is the here's the things. Hadn't been blood, you
Speaker 2: would have left it right. They probably would have come
Speaker 2: taken the sheets. What would you have thrown them away?
Speaker 3: It was blood like if I well, I mean if
Speaker 3: I shot the bed kind of like if I bled
Speaker 3: that much, I would have thrown them away.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, because it wasn't good.
Speaker 3: It wasn't good. Wow, Yeah, it wasn't great. It's the
Speaker 3: in and out incident of twenty thirteen. Oh sorry, yeah,
Speaker 3: twenty thirteen.
Speaker 2: I am astounded by this and I'm sorry that that
Speaker 2: happened to you.
Speaker 3: Thank you mortifying It wasn't great, Like said, I think
Speaker 3: about it quite often because genuinely, when someone's like let's
Speaker 3: go to in and out, I always get like a
Speaker 3: PTSD flashback, like a war flashborker. Yeah, and I still go.
Speaker 2: But almost did it when we were in London.
Speaker 3: I do love oh yes, with a chicken vindaloo. And
Speaker 3: I almost had an incident at the Ksey Musgraves concert,
Speaker 3: but I didn't. I made it to a bathroom for that.
Speaker 3: And I'm proud of you, thank you, y for you
Speaker 3: Casey Musgraves. As she was saying like you're my gold.
Speaker 3: All I was thinking was like, oh, it's happening because
Speaker 3: that chicken Mindalou the night before too.
Speaker 2: Oh so the vindlu got you twice, Vindolu got me twice.
Speaker 2: Are you going to revisit the vndaloo again?
Speaker 3: No, I don't think I should.
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably not.
Speaker 3: I think I'm officially off the vindaloo twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3: I'm off it.
Speaker 2: We still need to hit up that buffet that's right
Speaker 2: by our place. Let's go to brush, Wayne Diamond, have
Speaker 2: you anything to contribute to this?
Speaker 1: No, I'm just I'm shocked.
Speaker 3: I'm just a person that is open about their bodily habit.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but like Shamie, why don't you was cramping
Speaker 1: and bubbling, and you thought that it was appropriate to
Speaker 1: just let out a quote unquote fart.
Speaker 3: Yes, because I trust my farts now think that anything
Speaker 3: is gonna be unique.
Speaker 2: With it from that day? Have you stopped trusting parts?
Speaker 3: I do live with a constant fear if my stomach
Speaker 3: hurts that something could be wrong. So I always like
Speaker 3: kind of brace like I know my stomach is.
Speaker 2: Bodies are hilarious. Your broady just like betrays you in
Speaker 2: so many ways all the time.
Speaker 3: Fool what you can't fool me again?
Speaker 2: Me again?
Speaker 1: God send help.
Speaker 2: Oh Lord. I was at work. I think I told
Speaker 2: you guys this once. I the show that I worked
Speaker 2: on in Columbus. One of the guys was taking this
Speaker 2: medicine to help him quit smoking. Did I tell you this? No?
Speaker 2: And apparently one of the side effects is loose stool.
Speaker 2: So we were sitting in a meeting, everyone's meeting, and
Speaker 2: he laughed and he gets up and goes, well, on
Speaker 2: that note, I have to go. I've shipped myself. We're like,
Speaker 2: ha what. He gets up and walks out. There was
Speaker 2: a brown streak down the back of his shorts he
Speaker 2: asked me for It was like I had these papers
Speaker 2: like this basically he asked me for the paper, just
Speaker 2: put them behind himself and walked out. I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, what worst nightmare? He shot himself out.
Speaker 3: Work that is terrifying.
Speaker 2: Terrifying.
Speaker 3: Well, they say with people that are using some gop ones.
Speaker 3: Markaret Choches came out and said it that she whichever
Speaker 3: one of the shots that she's using, it can cause
Speaker 3: you to have loose Yeah.
Speaker 2: I can go both ways, constipation or diarrhea. Yeah, exciting stuff.
Speaker 3: Oh lord, well, I guess we'll find out if we
Speaker 3: start microdosing.
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Speaker 3: So just maybe start bracingrace.
Speaker 2: I love that, Andrew. Is there anything else you wanted
Speaker 2: to bring up? That's it?
Speaker 1: Okay, Diamond, No, even if I did, I think I'm
Speaker 1: so sidetracked and like just disturbed by Andrew right now
Speaker 1: that No.
Speaker 3: I threw everything away. Literally, I threw it all away,
Speaker 3: and honestly, in a Vegas hotel where you could smoke
Speaker 3: in those things, that was probably the least offensive it.
Speaker 2: Probably they probably have seen worse.
Speaker 3: It's Vegas.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen worse than that.
Speaker 2: Just to head out one Where can people find you online?
Speaker 2: Andrew Andrew Pug on Instagram. Yes, only Diamond at Diamond
Speaker 2: sincere and she's back on threads and she's you know,
Speaker 2: down rabbit holes left and right. Love it kind of stuff,
Speaker 2: Love it. I am at Baby Hot Sauce And before
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Speaker 2: all of it. Diamond, Will you give us your Australian
Speaker 2: accent one more time? No? I can't.
Speaker 1: Or is it like no I can't can't or is
Speaker 1: that UK?
Speaker 2: I don't think that's back are anywhere? I have no idea?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 1: I like when they say fox sake mate sad really
Speaker 1: yeah you had one?
Speaker 2: Okay, go back to the Australian person. No, thank you, Okay,
Speaker 2: say bye bye