WEBVTT - Why Did You Toss the Bed Sheets? 0:00:04.519 --> 0:00:05.640 Sauce on the side. 0:00:05.800 --> 0:00:09.119 This is officially the first episode we are recording in 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.680 the new year. Hello Diamond and Andrew. Oh hi, hi, yay. 0:00:12.800 --> 0:00:16.720 I'm so happy that you guys are both here. Yay Andrew. Shockingly, 0:00:16.760 --> 0:00:18.959 the people have been wondering where you have been. Oh wow, 0:00:19.200 --> 0:00:21.880 the peoples have asked. The peoples have asked. 0:00:22.040 --> 0:00:22.720 That's exciting. 0:00:23.640 --> 0:00:25.960 Yes, it's usually hey, where's Andrew? And then I'm like, 0:00:26.000 --> 0:00:27.200 I don't know, he's doing something right now. 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:28.120 Oh shoot. 0:00:28.160 --> 0:00:29.840 Diamond rolls r eyes like that, and it's all good. 0:00:30.080 --> 0:00:32.519 It's out of love anyway. 0:00:32.720 --> 0:00:34.920 So the last episode we did was all about GLP 0:00:35.120 --> 0:00:39.560 ones and our buddies at your Way Health. Diamond, are 0:00:39.600 --> 0:00:41.520 you any closer to going down this path? 0:00:41.600 --> 0:00:44.040 I am not, Okay, I'm scared. 0:00:43.760 --> 0:00:48.440 Okay, Andrew. Andrew's expressed interest for other people in his life. 0:00:48.479 --> 0:00:51.080 If it's free, it's for me. I would try it, 0:00:51.600 --> 0:00:54.200 really yeah, I would do it, like maybe a month 0:00:54.280 --> 0:00:55.760 or two. Now, you got to do it for a 0:00:55.800 --> 0:00:58.320 long period of time. I would try it. 0:00:58.440 --> 0:00:59.520 I don't know that you have to do it for 0:00:59.520 --> 0:01:01.720 a long period of time. I mean like micro gop one, 0:01:01.880 --> 0:01:03.520 that's what that's what micro is. 0:01:03.520 --> 0:01:03.680 The thing. 0:01:03.760 --> 0:01:06.360 Yeah, I micro dose it just to add a little 0:01:06.360 --> 0:01:07.080 pep in the step. 0:01:07.160 --> 0:01:09.120 You know, I'm not sure is that what it does 0:01:09.680 --> 0:01:11.000 to be tall start off? 0:01:11.040 --> 0:01:14.200 If you're doing like that plus working out, it's just 0:01:14.240 --> 0:01:15.600 a nice little you. 0:01:15.560 --> 0:01:18.560 Know, Okay, okay, if you have the energy to work. 0:01:18.400 --> 0:01:21.160 Out, yeah, I mean what I think I would. 0:01:21.200 --> 0:01:22.720 Well, it's a whole system. So a lot of people 0:01:22.840 --> 0:01:25.080 just rely on it to lose weight because it kind 0:01:25.080 --> 0:01:27.600 of suppresses your appetite and then you have a calorie 0:01:27.640 --> 0:01:30.319 deficiency and then you don't have the energy. But you're 0:01:30.319 --> 0:01:32.360 supposed to do a whole overhaul with your like a 0:01:32.440 --> 0:01:35.480 lifestyle change where you're eating healthy, you're giving your body protein, 0:01:35.680 --> 0:01:37.319 so you can still work out and build that muscle 0:01:37.319 --> 0:01:38.080 that it's breaking down. 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:41.720 So I do know, I do know people that did 0:01:41.720 --> 0:01:44.560 not do that journey, and now we're just kind of like, yeah, 0:01:44.600 --> 0:01:47.400 still having the same exact problems that they were prior 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:51.480 to being maybe a little bit heavier, but they never 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:54.560 changed like their actual lifestyle. So it's like, if you're 0:01:54.560 --> 0:01:57.480 not working out or using it to just say workout, 0:01:57.680 --> 0:02:00.320 then there's really no point. In my opinion, it's not 0:02:00.360 --> 0:02:02.840 a workout enhanser. No I know, but if you're not 0:02:03.000 --> 0:02:05.360 doing like a lot of the things that you may 0:02:05.360 --> 0:02:08.040 feel when you are heavier are probably due to your 0:02:08.040 --> 0:02:10.480 fatigue from your poor diet, from all this stuff. So 0:02:10.560 --> 0:02:13.600 if you are then changing your lifestyle, working out more, 0:02:14.080 --> 0:02:15.480 being able to because you're losing the. 0:02:15.400 --> 0:02:17.280 Weight, eating healthier, yet you got to like put the 0:02:17.280 --> 0:02:21.960 two together. Yeah, So it's so tempting. I am so 0:02:22.080 --> 0:02:24.680 tempted to do it because I see the impact it 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:27.040 has on other people. We saw our guy Nick and 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:29.960 his before and after, and I get it. I see it. 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:32.240 I want to do it. It does still feel like it 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:34.040 would be cheating to me because I do have faith 0:02:34.040 --> 0:02:35.880 in myself that if I just did the right things, 0:02:35.919 --> 0:02:37.360 I could lose the weight that I want to lose. 0:02:37.560 --> 0:02:39.560 Have I done the right things in years? 0:02:40.200 --> 0:02:40.359 No? 0:02:40.840 --> 0:02:43.440 I haven't, So something needs to give. I mean it 0:02:43.480 --> 0:02:46.160 should probably be me my resolution for last year, which 0:02:46.200 --> 0:02:48.600 I came up with like three fourths of the way 0:02:48.639 --> 0:02:50.400 through the year, so it was kind of unrealistic. I 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:53.360 want to do pull ups. I used to be able to. 0:02:54.040 --> 0:02:56.480 Now my body's a little heavier, so I'm pulling up 0:02:56.520 --> 0:02:56.919 poor weight. 0:02:57.120 --> 0:02:58.480 I have never been able to do a pull up 0:02:58.480 --> 0:02:58.880 A day in. 0:02:58.840 --> 0:03:02.079 My life either and even do a push up no one, 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:06.200 regular bushup one? You can really know it's so bad, please, 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:08.359 it's so bad. I've given up. 0:03:08.639 --> 0:03:11.880 I can do regular push ups. I have sort of 0:03:11.919 --> 0:03:15.000 like mans shoulders, like linebacker shoulders, so I know that 0:03:15.040 --> 0:03:16.960 I'm like built to do it. I could do this. 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:19.639 I just got a shed about like like twenty twenty 0:03:19.840 --> 0:03:21.880 pounds something like that. Well, don't you pull myself up? 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:23.600 You could start with the assisted one. 0:03:23.680 --> 0:03:26.680 Yes, everyone says that I did that. I'm still no 0:03:26.800 --> 0:03:30.000 closer to actually pulling my body weight because a bitch 0:03:30.040 --> 0:03:30.959 is heavier than she should be. 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:34.320 Right now, listen, I would love to do a pull up. 0:03:34.320 --> 0:03:37.400 I think it would take you know, the strength of 0:03:37.600 --> 0:03:40.640 zeus to lift me up right now. So, unfortunately, I 0:03:40.640 --> 0:03:41.520 don't think it's happening. 0:03:41.680 --> 0:03:43.360 If I asked you guys, how much you weigh, would 0:03:43.360 --> 0:03:45.000 you be honest? I'm not gonna ask you, But are 0:03:45.040 --> 0:03:46.120 you honest about it? Oh? 0:03:46.240 --> 0:03:47.200 Yeah? Yeah? 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:50.120 So we have this thing coming up. I don't even 0:03:50.120 --> 0:03:51.600 know if I should talk about it, but I'm going to. 0:03:52.120 --> 0:03:54.080 So we have this little chrip coming up. Andrew, are 0:03:54.080 --> 0:03:55.160 you going on this trip with us? 0:03:55.240 --> 0:03:56.760 Yeah? 0:03:56.840 --> 0:03:59.400 Okay, we have a little chrip coming up and we 0:03:59.480 --> 0:04:02.240 have to bay out of the trip before it's finished, 0:04:02.280 --> 0:04:06.120 which involves us leaving the thing that we're doing, getting 0:04:06.160 --> 0:04:08.920 on a speedboat that takes us to an island where 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:11.080 a bus drives us across the island, and then we 0:04:11.280 --> 0:04:17.400 jump on a puddle jumper. Nate Elvis, scary, Danielle and myself, 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:20.960 us and our luggage. The weight capacity on this is 0:04:21.040 --> 0:04:23.880 fourteen hundred pounds no with us in our luggage. And 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:26.880 Nate asked everybody for their weights, and I think people lied. 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:27.640 I'm nervous. 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:29.800 I'd be very nervous. That's how Leah died. 0:04:30.320 --> 0:04:31.480 That's what daniel gives very out. 0:04:31.560 --> 0:04:33.880 Yes, yeah, I mean I was crushed. I remember that 0:04:33.960 --> 0:04:34.600 day vividly. 0:04:35.200 --> 0:04:36.920 That was a bad day. That was a bad, bad day, 0:04:36.960 --> 0:04:37.480 horrible day. 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:39.719 But you know, that's scary. You really have to be 0:04:39.839 --> 0:04:40.480 like accurate. 0:04:40.520 --> 0:04:43.479 I think the body luggage too, the body weight portion. 0:04:43.560 --> 0:04:45.240 I don't think as much as the luggage. I'd be 0:04:45.279 --> 0:04:47.880 more worried about the luggage because people don't realize how 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:49.839 heavy their stuff is or they think they can overpack 0:04:50.120 --> 0:04:54.720 your weight. Okay, maybe you're saying you're ten fifteen pounds difference, 0:04:54.720 --> 0:04:57.359 but your luggage you don't realize, is probably way heavier 0:04:57.560 --> 0:04:59.200 and you're just out here being like, yeah, it's fifty 0:04:59.240 --> 0:05:00.440 pounds you know. 0:05:00.720 --> 0:05:07.320 I'm sorry, babes, but we all know someone like scary Okay, yeah, Shade, Yeah, 0:05:07.400 --> 0:05:09.840 he's the type of person who would be fifty pounds 0:05:09.880 --> 0:05:10.159 off of. 0:05:10.240 --> 0:05:11.440 He identifies as one. 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:14.080 Yes, yeah, that's no come on, but like from. 0:05:13.920 --> 0:05:15.680 The actuality, I don't know, I don't know what it is. 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:18.599 You all should we should make you get on the 0:05:18.600 --> 0:05:20.440 scale right here in the studio and write it down. 0:05:20.720 --> 0:05:22.120 I would love to do that. 0:05:22.279 --> 0:05:26.320 Howard Stern did that years ago. He did competition with 0:05:26.440 --> 0:05:29.120 the staff and he literally like had everyone get up 0:05:29.160 --> 0:05:30.880 there and then we just mock them for being so bad. 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:34.560 And the one guy already laying. 0:05:34.440 --> 0:05:37.400 The nineties were crazy, early two thousands. 0:05:37.080 --> 0:05:39.440 Even did it and he got up there and he 0:05:39.480 --> 0:05:43.680 gained weight. Yes, he was like, I'm not really paying 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:44.440 a muscle. 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:45.159 It was all muscle. 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:46.760 I'm sure I've heard that before. 0:05:46.880 --> 0:05:48.880 Did Howard Stern also used to have a thing where 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:50.280 like when the guests would come on, he had a 0:05:50.320 --> 0:05:52.760 scale under their chair, so he knew how much they 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:55.400 all weighed. Why I think he used to like have 0:05:55.440 --> 0:05:57.200 a thing where he weighed his guests too. I don't know. 0:05:57.240 --> 0:05:59.320 I didn't really see that much. He used to upset 0:05:59.360 --> 0:06:00.880 me way back in the day when I would listen 0:06:00.880 --> 0:06:02.120 to him. I was like, oh my god, he's so mean. 0:06:02.160 --> 0:06:03.560 And now I'm like, I appreciate this. 0:06:03.680 --> 0:06:06.640 No, oh, I have something I'd like to bring up. 0:06:06.960 --> 0:06:11.839 Wow, okay, you just bulldozed the whole Come on. 0:06:11.920 --> 0:06:14.880 Gandi welcomes conversation like that, she told me in the past. 0:06:15.080 --> 0:06:17.000 I do welcome conversation like that. But I just have 0:06:17.080 --> 0:06:21.279 one more thing to say about scary. He's he's definitely sick, right, 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:23.680 Oh for sure? Okay, yeah, I just want to like, 0:06:23.920 --> 0:06:25.720 I feel like I'm on a witch hunt, Like I'm 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:27.479 the person with a little torch, like I heard it. 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:30.359 But we were all in here right before this podcast started, 0:06:30.560 --> 0:06:32.479 and that dude was coughing like a toddler with his 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:35.960 mouth open. He had. He was sucking down cough drops 0:06:35.960 --> 0:06:37.360 all morning. We said, why are you doing that? He's like, 0:06:37.360 --> 0:06:39.120 because I don't want to cough in here. We're like, oh, well, 0:06:39.120 --> 0:06:40.800 why would you be coughing if you weren't sick? And 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:42.920 he just keeps yelling I'm not sick and then calling 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:44.080 us snowflakes. 0:06:44.160 --> 0:06:44.320 Yeah. 0:06:44.360 --> 0:06:47.240 I just don't understand what the damage is of saying 0:06:47.279 --> 0:06:50.160 you're sick. I don't get I would love like the 0:06:50.640 --> 0:06:52.919 two It sucks being sick in the moment, but like 0:06:53.000 --> 0:06:54.920 the two days that you really can't be in touch 0:06:55.000 --> 0:06:57.000 with anyone. It feels like you're just off the grid 0:06:57.080 --> 0:07:00.560 in your own like house, being like e It's wonderful, 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:03.160 terrible in the moment, but wonderful in hindeight because you're like, 0:07:03.800 --> 0:07:05.960 nobody expects anything from me. They just want me to 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:07.119 get better. This is great. 0:07:07.440 --> 0:07:10.120 I feel like there's this weird generational divide between the 0:07:10.160 --> 0:07:13.520 people who are like, I could be dying of ebola 0:07:13.640 --> 0:07:16.560 and I'm coming in because they take pride and showing 0:07:16.640 --> 0:07:18.720 up for work and not calling off or whatever. And 0:07:18.760 --> 0:07:21.160 then there's the more sensible group of people who are like, 0:07:21.280 --> 0:07:24.000 if you have ebola, I would appreciate if you stay 0:07:24.040 --> 0:07:26.680 at home. So I don't get ebola. I'm really not 0:07:26.720 --> 0:07:29.720 thinking about you. I'm thinking about me. Let's be more responsible. 0:07:29.760 --> 0:07:31.280 I used to work when I was in Boston, and 0:07:31.280 --> 0:07:33.680 I worked for Maddie in the morning. I was so 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:35.760 sick one day. I was throwing up in a trash 0:07:35.800 --> 0:07:38.040 can in the brakes. I would walk out, puke, come 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:40.040 back in, and he was just like, you know, you're 0:07:40.040 --> 0:07:42.880 not getting a day off, right, Cool, We're all gonna 0:07:42.880 --> 0:07:45.160 be sick. We're just gonna take turns because whatever I have, 0:07:45.200 --> 0:07:48.160 I'm infecting you fuckers. Like it was crazy. So yeah, 0:07:48.280 --> 0:07:50.000 just if you're sick, stay home please. 0:07:50.120 --> 0:07:52.520 I'm that New York meme where she's like, I. 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:54.640 Don't give off. 0:07:55.800 --> 0:07:56.960 I don't give a fuck. 0:07:58.640 --> 0:07:59.400 Because I don't. 0:08:00.440 --> 0:08:02.320 I don't care, I don't care. 0:08:03.840 --> 0:08:06.320 That's me. If I'm calling out, I'm calling out. I 0:08:06.320 --> 0:08:06.800 don't care. 0:08:06.960 --> 0:08:07.280 Listen. 0:08:07.400 --> 0:08:09.880 That's also scary. On the other side of it, I 0:08:09.880 --> 0:08:13.000 don't give a fuck, snowflakes, Why do you care? It's 0:08:13.120 --> 0:08:13.760 just ebola. 0:08:14.080 --> 0:08:16.080 But also, if you wear a mask, I'm. 0:08:15.880 --> 0:08:20.200 Threatened it brings them to a dark place. I'm like, oh, 0:08:20.280 --> 0:08:21.680 the dark place where if people would have just worn 0:08:21.680 --> 0:08:24.400 mask it probably would have gotten so bad. Cool that place. Anyway, 0:08:24.400 --> 0:08:26.480 before this goes down to political road, which it will 0:08:26.520 --> 0:08:29.080 at some point, I'm sure, Andrew, what is the topic 0:08:29.120 --> 0:08:30.000 you wanted to bring up? 0:08:30.400 --> 0:08:31.200 Chinese New Year? 0:08:31.320 --> 0:08:31.480 Oh? 0:08:31.560 --> 0:08:34.840 God, is your friend who lived in Yes, Thailand for 0:08:34.880 --> 0:08:35.440 a week. 0:08:35.360 --> 0:08:39.520 But I've been really looking into it. What year were 0:08:39.559 --> 0:08:40.040 you born. 0:08:40.520 --> 0:08:41.160 I'm not sure? 0:08:41.320 --> 0:08:41.920 Excuse me. 0:08:42.120 --> 0:08:44.040 Yeah, there's like the rat, the snake, the pig. 0:08:43.960 --> 0:08:46.559 The four Chinese odiac signs most fortunate during the year 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:47.960 of the Horse, which is what we're going into. 0:08:48.080 --> 0:08:51.600 Uh huh, horse, he said, horse, horse? Yes, what do 0:08:51.640 --> 0:08:51.880 you think? 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:53.000 Oh you said, I said, horse. 0:08:53.920 --> 0:08:56.160 Oh, thank you for exploding the Joe geddrew. 0:08:56.480 --> 0:08:59.080 It took me a second. For that reason, it will 0:08:59.120 --> 0:09:03.160 benefit those more born during the year of the dog. Yes, okay, 0:09:03.200 --> 0:09:04.120 so in nineteen ninety four. 0:09:04.200 --> 0:09:04.440 Yep. 0:09:04.960 --> 0:09:07.360 Given that they're very social and enjoy running with the 0:09:07.400 --> 0:09:09.959 pack of their friends, dogs can take advantage of the 0:09:10.040 --> 0:09:13.000 Year of the Horse by capitalizing on more opportunities for education, 0:09:13.400 --> 0:09:15.560 perhaps being accepted into a school of their dreams. 0:09:15.600 --> 0:09:18.280 Not you, Actually, that's cool. I want to go to 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:22.040 grad school. No, that's something that I thought about and 0:09:22.080 --> 0:09:23.319 I text my friends about it. 0:09:23.320 --> 0:09:24.840 It's also this is a big year for you to 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:27.760 broaden your horizons. They're going to travel more. They think 0:09:27.800 --> 0:09:31.240 that you should be traveling more than what cash. Oh well, 0:09:31.320 --> 0:09:32.920 let me see if I scroll up if that's going 0:09:32.960 --> 0:09:35.440 to come into your life too. So The year of 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:37.960 the fire Horse stimulates your need to socialize and collaborate 0:09:38.000 --> 0:09:40.760 with others. It's a very social year for you. Don't 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:42.760 know what that is maybe going to look like. 0:09:43.360 --> 0:09:46.320 Do you subscribe to the same theory with like regular 0:09:46.480 --> 0:09:48.800 everyday zodiac stuff like? Do you care this much about like? 0:09:49.200 --> 0:09:51.480 I just think that this was satis more fun. 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:55.480 Oh, because it's the whole year again Japan. 0:09:55.840 --> 0:09:59.959 I just think everyone's in this one together. I'm a sheep, 0:10:02.120 --> 0:10:05.880 artistic minded, compassionate, and emotionally intelligent. With this upcoming year 0:10:05.880 --> 0:10:07.600 of fire Horse, it might be a little bit more 0:10:07.640 --> 0:10:10.200 fast paced than the sheep would ideally like. The social 0:10:10.280 --> 0:10:12.160 nature of the moment will be a boon for their luck, 0:10:12.240 --> 0:10:14.880 especially when it comes to their professional path and opportunities 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:19.200 to connect and collaborate with others on creative projects. The 0:10:19.240 --> 0:10:21.720 communication and self expression skills will make them a star 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:24.120 in this extra buzzy climate, and they could find their 0:10:24.120 --> 0:10:31.000 magnets for applause already, particularly when they joined forces with 0:10:31.160 --> 0:10:33.760 like minded colleagues and friends. That's why you didn't apply 0:10:34.080 --> 0:10:35.040 A double horse is good. 0:10:35.160 --> 0:10:36.640 Those are the only ones that are having good years. 0:10:36.760 --> 0:10:39.719 There's four of them. It's diamond I guess me is 0:10:39.760 --> 0:10:45.240 a sheep, a horse, and a tiger. Oh, tigers are 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:49.240 confidence and romances within reach for you this year, romance 0:10:49.280 --> 0:10:52.199 is everywhere, and horse is harnessing your sense of self 0:10:52.280 --> 0:10:54.360 for success. But it's a double horse year because it's 0:10:54.360 --> 0:10:55.400 also the year of the horse. 0:10:55.640 --> 0:10:58.040 Wow, what did you say about last year? Because last 0:10:58.120 --> 0:11:01.920 year really sucked? Sucked an egg. 0:11:03.679 --> 0:11:06.720 M. I wouldn't even know where to start with that one. 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:08.360 Should I just look up twenty twenty five year? 0:11:10.520 --> 0:11:11.480 And well? 0:11:11.559 --> 0:11:13.760 I believe in it. I'm hoping for the best this year, 0:11:14.200 --> 0:11:17.080 good things manifesting. Let's try for the best. 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:19.480 Okay, So since your topic was kind of a bust, 0:11:19.679 --> 0:11:21.120 let's stick with something similar. 0:11:21.480 --> 0:11:23.880 You know what you gave me the professional appause already, 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:24.439 so I don't care. 0:11:24.520 --> 0:11:26.079 I got what I want to do to job, Andrew. 0:11:26.120 --> 0:11:37.199 I liked that you were prepared. Thanks. It is still, 0:11:37.240 --> 0:11:39.600 i mean, fairly close enough to say Happy New Year. 0:11:40.640 --> 0:11:44.560 Do you guys have any resolutions or is there something 0:11:44.720 --> 0:11:47.360 you want to leave behind and or bring back? 0:11:47.679 --> 0:11:47.760 Like? 0:11:47.920 --> 0:11:49.720 Is this actually a reset for you in any way? 0:11:50.679 --> 0:11:53.319 Yeah? I want to be mean again again. I want 0:11:53.320 --> 0:11:54.960 to be mean. I felt like I was trying to 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:57.400 be nice I'm done with that shit. Let's be mean. 0:11:57.720 --> 0:11:59.120 I would like to know when you thought you were 0:11:59.120 --> 0:12:00.280 being nice. Let's start there. 0:12:00.960 --> 0:12:06.440 Oh, try to be nice. I try. It doesn't usually work. 0:12:06.520 --> 0:12:09.000 But instead of going into the new year trying to 0:12:09.000 --> 0:12:11.600 be nice, I'm just gonna be mean. Like how many 0:12:11.600 --> 0:12:14.880 times have I called Andrew a kum quat today? Wow? 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:16.120 Three or four times. 0:12:16.200 --> 0:12:18.400 We were trying to come up with some really good insults. 0:12:19.120 --> 0:12:22.720 I said, I appreciate come guzzling gutter slut because it 0:12:22.800 --> 0:12:26.480 is gender neutral. It could refer to anyone. And there's 0:12:26.520 --> 0:12:29.280 nothing worse than a gutter slut, like a regular slut whatever, 0:12:29.440 --> 0:12:33.000 a gutter slot, ill and guzzling. You never want guzzling 0:12:33.000 --> 0:12:36.200 in anything that you're doing. Sick. I like that one. 0:12:36.880 --> 0:12:39.880 We wanted to bring back dumb cunt. Oh, I wanted 0:12:39.960 --> 0:12:43.839 dumb cunt. Diamond wants to twat, which if you say 0:12:43.840 --> 0:12:45.400 it with the British accent, I think it's like less 0:12:45.440 --> 0:12:49.720 offensive Australian. Go ahead, you've been wanting to do it forever. 0:12:49.800 --> 0:12:51.240 Go ahead. He walks around doing this. 0:12:51.360 --> 0:12:53.800 I don't really I don't say that word, the sea word, 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:55.720 I don't say I think it's I think that's the bad, 0:12:55.760 --> 0:12:56.240 bad word. 0:12:56.760 --> 0:12:57.040 It's not. 0:12:57.400 --> 0:12:59.760 Well, there's like two known words. Obviously we know one 0:12:59.800 --> 0:13:00.360 of them. 0:13:00.200 --> 0:13:01.959 Is one is the C word. What's the other one? 0:13:02.120 --> 0:13:03.640 What word do you think I can't say? 0:13:04.280 --> 0:13:04.800 I don't know. 0:13:05.520 --> 0:13:08.640 They'll make me call danny. 0:13:08.760 --> 0:13:11.440 Oh that's not a curse word. That's a slur. 0:13:12.000 --> 0:13:14.160 Aren't they the same curses and slurs? 0:13:14.360 --> 0:13:14.840 No? 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:16.600 No, because I think there are like a lot of 0:13:17.559 --> 0:13:21.480 people who like subscribe to certain beliefs that would willy 0:13:21.559 --> 0:13:24.120 nilly throw the N word around, but then wouldn't curse 0:13:24.160 --> 0:13:25.800 because it's you know, not biblical or whatever. 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:27.240 But they don't see that as a curse word. 0:13:27.440 --> 0:13:28.400 I don't know them like that. 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:31.600 To me, that's like a big no no word, like 0:13:31.640 --> 0:13:33.800 you that is like the curse word of all cursors. 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:36.200 I think people who use it willy nilly don't find 0:13:36.240 --> 0:13:37.560 it a curse word. I think they think it's like 0:13:37.559 --> 0:13:43.160 a descriptor interesting, like I'm just gonna call you. Yeah, 0:13:43.160 --> 0:13:44.680 that wasn't even on my radar. 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:47.320 Or I don't have that as a curse Oh yeah 0:13:47.360 --> 0:13:47.560 I do. 0:13:47.640 --> 0:13:49.880 Because you can't say it or I can't say it. 0:13:49.920 --> 0:13:52.240 You can say it, I can't say it. 0:13:55.880 --> 0:13:58.520 So let me ask you this, then you are a 0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:02.679 white man, so you can do like a British accent 0:14:02.960 --> 0:14:07.480 and Australian accent, an American like southern, northern whatever. If 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:10.120 I were to do those as a brown woman, is 0:14:10.240 --> 0:14:13.559 that icky appropriation? I, to. 0:14:13.559 --> 0:14:17.360 Be honest with you, don't really see that as a problem. 0:14:17.640 --> 0:14:20.160 I think that's getting into like the real fine line 0:14:20.200 --> 0:14:22.520 of trying to find a way to get oppressed, which 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:24.920 I'm not about. I'm just like, if it's a funny, 0:14:24.920 --> 0:14:27.200 And the thing is, if you do it with humor, 0:14:27.320 --> 0:14:29.880 no matter who you are impersonating it needs you just 0:14:29.920 --> 0:14:31.080 need to be funny doing it. 0:14:31.160 --> 0:14:31.520 Okay. 0:14:31.560 --> 0:14:33.400 So here's where I think about that. I think anyone 0:14:33.400 --> 0:14:35.080 should be able to do any accent. And this is 0:14:35.120 --> 0:14:38.120 why because there are plenty of Indian people in England, 0:14:38.320 --> 0:14:41.360 plenty that actually have a British accent. My mother has 0:14:41.400 --> 0:14:43.720 a British Indian accent because that is how she was raised. 0:14:43.760 --> 0:14:45.320 I speak that way best accents too. 0:14:45.360 --> 0:14:47.440 By the way, it's a pretty good one. I like it. 0:14:47.480 --> 0:14:48.880 I do make fun of her all the time, but 0:14:48.920 --> 0:14:50.920 I still like it. Same with Australian. You could be 0:14:50.920 --> 0:14:54.880 any race, but if it's specific to like I guess. 0:14:54.960 --> 0:14:57.160 I don't even know if I could say that, because 0:14:57.360 --> 0:14:59.400 if I were to do a Chinese accent, there are 0:14:59.440 --> 0:15:01.920 Indian people in China that probably have that accent, so like, 0:15:01.920 --> 0:15:04.080 what's the big deal? Yeah, but people get mad. 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:04.360 Man. 0:15:04.800 --> 0:15:06.840 I just think that if you're able to pull it 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:08.960 off or do it in a funny way, then people 0:15:08.960 --> 0:15:10.560 can laugh with you. It's when you're trying to be 0:15:10.720 --> 0:15:12.360 like make a point and you're like and she talked 0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:15.880 like this, it's like not great, Like no, I. 0:15:15.800 --> 0:15:17.880 Just get offended when it's a bad impression. 0:15:18.040 --> 0:15:18.400 Exactly. 0:15:18.400 --> 0:15:20.760 I need it to be a good impression. I don't care. 0:15:20.760 --> 0:15:22.280 I don't even care if it's not funny. I just 0:15:22.280 --> 0:15:23.600 need it to be like a good impression. 0:15:23.640 --> 0:15:24.680 Diamonds Australians. 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:28.640 Oh my god, it's horrible. I can't do any accents 0:15:28.680 --> 0:15:31.160 besides my grandmother's southern accent. That's the only one I can. 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:33.040 You can't do any accent. Did you ever have hearing 0:15:33.080 --> 0:15:33.960 problems when you were little? 0:15:34.080 --> 0:15:35.800 No? Okay that I know of. No. 0:15:36.280 --> 0:15:40.240 So I can do pretty good accents, not great, pretty 0:15:40.240 --> 0:15:42.200 good for the most part. My sister can't do them 0:15:42.240 --> 0:15:44.840 at all, and they're convinced it's because she had a 0:15:44.880 --> 0:15:46.720 lot of hearing problems when she was little. She had 0:15:46.760 --> 0:15:48.920 like tubes and stuff and was always the sinus infectans 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:51.680 and ear infections. So she just didn't form that same 0:15:51.760 --> 0:15:54.440 thing early like I did. That's that's what we lean in. 0:15:54.560 --> 0:15:56.800 No, it's bad, it's bad. Can we just can you 0:15:56.840 --> 0:15:59.760 just try? Andrew has to say a word first, and 0:15:59.800 --> 0:16:01.680 then I have to try to just give her a sentence. 0:16:02.680 --> 0:16:04.120 No, I don't want to go to the pool with you. 0:16:04.320 --> 0:16:06.840 You have to say it in the accident, because just 0:16:06.840 --> 0:16:22.000 mimicking well, I can't do it. So no, with your wait, 0:16:22.040 --> 0:16:24.600 I have to say I'm more confident in it now 0:16:24.760 --> 0:16:31.040 because over the break I watched Love Island Australia. Okay, okay, okay, No, 0:16:31.840 --> 0:16:34.520 I can't go to the with your. 0:16:37.040 --> 0:16:38.960 And you got better. You're saying that was better? 0:16:39.200 --> 0:16:42.400