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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter for today, and

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Speaker 1: the subject is he is stuck to me like glue.

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Speaker 1: Pretty sticky. Yeah, find out what that's all about. Who

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Speaker 1: don't want to stick your man? You ought to want

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Speaker 1: to stick your man? What's that? We'll find out just

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Speaker 1: a bit right now, the nephew is here with today's

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. What you got next? Well? Fairly? You know,

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Speaker 1: we always have this problem, you know, we as African Americans,

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Speaker 1: we have this problem when we when we go to

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Speaker 1: a funeral, and and the and the and the minister says,

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Speaker 1: you know, can you keep your remarks to three minutes.

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Speaker 1: There's some people that love to go to funerals. I

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Speaker 1: don't know if you're talking about that's the whole thing

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Speaker 1: to the love out of it. Don't even go to funerals.

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Speaker 1: Mant got that black suit, that blue suit. They read it, boy,

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Speaker 1: you know, from a male prospective. They read tell me

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Speaker 1: that had to see the body and see. I don't

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Speaker 1: get that. I don't That's the last thing I want

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Speaker 1: to see. Yes, that's the last thing I want to

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Speaker 1: see is the body. She had to see the body.

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Speaker 1: I want to remember the loved one in my head

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Speaker 1: the way I got him. I don't need to see

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Speaker 1: the body and any closed casket funerals. Okay, And and

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Speaker 1: and don't let me get this, don't let me get

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Speaker 1: the talk about those that want to take a picture.

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Speaker 1: Oh lord, oh god forbid. I got a great time.

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Speaker 1: I got a great all. Every time you call her,

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Speaker 1: that's where she's going to a funeral. Yeah, you know

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Speaker 1: what's going on. Carolin Mason passed. I'm finding going down

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Speaker 1: there and see her. I'm saying, I'll be like what

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Speaker 1: every week, every week? Every week, man, every week? All right,

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Speaker 1: this right here is three minute remarks, three minute remarks.

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Speaker 1: Let's go, cat dog. Yes, I'm trying to reach her

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Speaker 1: brother Keith, please, Yeah, this is Keith, Keith. How you doing? This?

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Speaker 1: Is Lawrence over at your funeral home? Okay. We are

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Speaker 1: the ones that have the uh doing the funeral for

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Speaker 1: sister Dolores. That is uh your my understanding, right yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: And as you know, the funeral is uh this coming Thursday. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'll be that Thursday. I'm giving you a call because

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Speaker 1: it's been brought to my attention, uh that you were

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Speaker 1: going to be giving remarks for the funeral? Is that correct? Yes? Absolutely, Okay.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to call you because we're getting ready to

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Speaker 1: print the programs for the funeral and let you know

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Speaker 1: that they have taken you off for the remarks because

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Speaker 1: they say that you're not going to be What do

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Speaker 1: you mean taking me off? Well, what I'm saying is

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Speaker 1: they say that you're you're not going to abide by

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Speaker 1: the two three minute rule that they have for remarks,

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Speaker 1: and they wanted they've they've taken you off. And uh uh? Who? Who?

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Speaker 1: Who is they? Who? Who? Whoot? Come off? Who? Who?

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Speaker 1: What's the name is Lawrence? I'm launched, I'm the actual

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Speaker 1: funeral director lord? And who who told you to take

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Speaker 1: me off? One of the one of the family members

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming is who who made the adjustment? And an

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Speaker 1: adjustment that ain't no adjustment, that's that's changing the whole program?

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Speaker 1: Who else is on the list? I mean there's quite

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Speaker 1: a few family members doing different things, uh throughout the funeral? Okay,

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Speaker 1: So how did you get to my name? Is what

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to figure out That they said that let

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Speaker 1: listen to me, listen, listen to me, Listen to me. Brother, Keith.

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Speaker 1: Listen to me. What they said it is that you

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Speaker 1: weren't going to abide by the time. You aren't going

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Speaker 1: to do your remarks in three minutes or less. Listen, listen, listen, listen.

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Speaker 1: Monty raised me. He put me through college. And you

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Speaker 1: think I'm Fenna. I've Beenna goes there in her funeral

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Speaker 1: and be under two minutes. Well, listen for listen, keep brother,

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Speaker 1: keep listening to me. Normally, when we have these funerals,

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Speaker 1: people who give remarks, we have them three minutes or less. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you. I'll tell you what, mister lord don't

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Speaker 1: list is last. We have a sealer. Yes, there's a

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Speaker 1: seiler that's singing your name off the list. Take her

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Speaker 1: off the list and put me where she supposed to

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Speaker 1: be with my current and her time is Bobby Bobby now, yes,

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Speaker 1: Bobby Junior is given remarks. That's what that's that's Delors's

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Speaker 1: that's mister Lories's son, right, Yes, the son the one

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Speaker 1: that ben't locked up. He just got out of tail.

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Speaker 1: The truth be told. He one damn. Then put her

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Speaker 1: in the con You needn't take him off the list too.

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Speaker 1: Give me all that time because I'm I gonna take

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Speaker 1: nothing that Keith. Let me let me, let me just

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Speaker 1: say this to you. I cannot take she Law or

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Speaker 1: Boby Junior off. I can't make any alterations to this

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Speaker 1: program unless they say that, Actually, sir, you already you

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Speaker 1: already taking you already taking people name off, you're taking

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Speaker 1: my name off. But but they they orchestrated this though,

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Speaker 1: who is they? Who is day? They? For having my problems?

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Speaker 1: They try to take me off my hockey program? Who

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Speaker 1: is date? Sir? I'm not gonna get into a family matter.

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Speaker 1: But until they say that, you can't, Sir, I'm not gonna.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to. I don't want to have this

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Speaker 1: turned out to be bad and we want to have

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Speaker 1: a great homegoing for sister Deloyder. Okay, damn right. And

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Speaker 1: if I don't get to say nothing, I guarantees, I

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Speaker 1: guarantee you it's gonna be a truthful one in there.

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Speaker 1: Somebody else don't get things and a call for two.

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Speaker 1: I guarantees that if I don't get to say nothing

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Speaker 1: in my monkey funeral, Monkey didn't pay for their college.

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Speaker 1: I didn't put six thousand in the funeral. I bet you,

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Speaker 1: I tell you this I'll tell you this, mister lord.

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Speaker 1: I bet you whether I'm on the program I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I bet you I say it with the I want to.

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Speaker 1: I'll bet you that much. You tell Bay that I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I didn't put me through college. I can put money

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Speaker 1: on the funeral. I call around a few who ain't

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Speaker 1: putting no money on the funeral. Tell them they can't

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Speaker 1: see on the program, man, Keith. They when they decide

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Speaker 1: who who who's on it? If they changed the format,

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Speaker 1: then I will call you back. Who who is vague?

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to get. Get you understand who

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Speaker 1: is they? Can? I can? I tell you something? And

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Speaker 1: I don't want you to get to our rape. Okayhead,

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Speaker 1: go ahead, go ahead, man. I just want to say this,

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Speaker 1: Keith with This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Mornin Show. You just got breaked. You just gotten franked

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Speaker 1: by your cousins and Bobby Junior. You boom, I'm Bobby

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Speaker 1: Junior up. I'm kicking Bobby. I know that my love

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Speaker 1: pressure is all I ain't got found be playing man

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Speaker 1: taking me on damn program. I'm oh, Bobby, Bobby said,

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Speaker 1: y'all grew up like brothers man, and you was you

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Speaker 1: was basically another son of mister Lord's. That's right, Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: I was. Man. Oh hey, let me ask you this man,

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Speaker 1: what is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the land, Steve Harvey Morning Show. Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 1: look at her? Look at him? Okay, man, we are

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Speaker 1: to get together and go to a funeral together, y'all.

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Speaker 1: Y'all want to get together. I've done it. Come on,

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Speaker 1: let's go and let's go do three minutes, y'all, let's

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Speaker 1: go do three man us together talking. Yeah, we don't

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Speaker 1: even know the person. And then we talked about you know,

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Speaker 1: you know when he when he came out of high

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Speaker 1: school and fifty five. We don't even know him. Baltimore,

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Speaker 1: Maryland and Nephew will be there tomorrow night. That's right,

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Speaker 1: tomorrow night. I got one on Friday two. On Saturday,

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Speaker 1: The Nephew is coming to the Baltimore Comedy Factory. I

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Speaker 1: think Saturday is completely sold. I got about man, maybe

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Speaker 1: about ten fifteen tickets left for Friday night. Baby seven

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Speaker 1: thirty show, got a few tickets left. The Nephew is

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Speaker 1: coming to Baltimore, back by popular demand at the Comedy Factory. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just left their last fabia. I just left their

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Speaker 1: last fabia and they coming up next. And my Strawberry

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Speaker 1: Letter and the subject is he is stuck to me

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Speaker 1: like glue will get into it. Right after this, you're

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Speaker 1: listening to The Stave Harvey Morning Show