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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour. Guys, right

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Speaker 1: about four minutes after, it's today's strawberry letter, and oh lord,

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Speaker 1: it's a good one. Subject my old man and his

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Speaker 1: old lady. I say it again, my old man and

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Speaker 1: his old lady. Right now though never you tell me?

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Speaker 1: Is here with today's prank phone call? What you got

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Speaker 1: king of pranks? I want to date your mama? What

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Speaker 1: I want to date your mama? You gotta believe in

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Speaker 1: it called I want to date your mama. Let's run

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Speaker 1: it is Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach uh, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to reach miss Burns. This is James. This is

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Speaker 1: our son. How you doing man? My name is Gordon.

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Speaker 1: Gordon just recently joined the church man within the last month,

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Speaker 1: and I was trying to get in touch with with

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Speaker 1: Miss Burns. Wanted the numbers. Gave me a number, but

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Speaker 1: I guess they must have gave me the wrong number.

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Speaker 1: I guess it's it's a home number or what is this? Hello? Hello?

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Speaker 1: Who who is this again? My name is Gordon Gordon.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm a new member of the church. Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: is just your number. Yeah, man, this is my phone number.

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Speaker 1: I'm James. I'm my son. Oh that's your mom. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's your mother? Right? All right? Well yeah, my bad man.

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Speaker 1: I was trying to get in touch with miss Burns.

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Speaker 1: Now is do you have a sale or home number

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Speaker 1: somewhere I can get in touch with Miss Burns? Wait? Wait,

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Speaker 1: wait too time time? Tell your name? Is what Gordon? Gordon? Gordon?

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Speaker 1: Not just join the church? Man, So I might not

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Speaker 1: have met you yet, Jane. Okay, what God bless you man,

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Speaker 1: Thank you man. I appreciate it, because is anyway I

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Speaker 1: could get your mom's home number from? I mean, you're

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Speaker 1: just join the church. I mean I don't I don't

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Speaker 1: see why you wouldn't be able to talk to it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, is there anything there a message I could

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Speaker 1: pass on to it them? Uh? Well yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm trying to see if it's all right for uh,

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Speaker 1: for me to take her out. I've been seeing him

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Speaker 1: for the lastld up, Hold up, hold up, holo, hold time.

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Speaker 1: Tell about that you You You were just saying to you

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Speaker 1: a new member to the church, and somebody gave you

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Speaker 1: or they were attempting to give you my mother's number,

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Speaker 1: and you're asking me if you could take her out? Man? Well,

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Speaker 1: I wasn't asking you. I thought I had her phone number.

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Speaker 1: I guess they give me your number by mistake. You know,

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Speaker 1: that's my reason for car I thought I was gonna

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Speaker 1: get her. I want to take her out, you know,

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Speaker 1: maybe to dinner or something. But well, I'll be quite honest, man,

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Speaker 1: I just came back home from overseas, from fighting and everything. Man,

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Speaker 1: And uh, I mean you know my pops just passed

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Speaker 1: away not too long ago. And I ain't you know,

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Speaker 1: I ain't too keen or my mama going out with

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Speaker 1: somebody and beside you, you don't even sound like you. Hey,

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Speaker 1: she in the sixties? Man, older you man, I'm thirty six.

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Speaker 1: The hell out of you? You how old? Man? I'm

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Speaker 1: thirty six, I'm thirty four. What is you doing? You

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Speaker 1: do realize my mom is pushing sixty? Right? You know what? Man?

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Speaker 1: I look at it like James, Right, James, I look

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Speaker 1: at it like it's you know, hey, ain't number the number, man,

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Speaker 1: it's it wasn't your heart? Man? And how you care yourself?

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Speaker 1: You know? Yeah? But my mother Hey, hey, but my

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Speaker 1: mom ain't no cooler like that. And I know she

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Speaker 1: ain't coming after you right now. I remember telling me

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Speaker 1: that she trying some new things at this church, but

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Speaker 1: going out with this thirty thirty. How do you do

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Speaker 1: a baby? Man, I'm thirty. I'm thirty six. Dude. Man,

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Speaker 1: you like my brother. Something man ain't nowhere in the world.

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Speaker 1: My mama gonna be daing. Okay, same, James. Let me

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Speaker 1: say this man. First of all, I ain't know I

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Speaker 1: was calling you. Second of all, I'm calling and speak

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Speaker 1: with her. I'm not calling trying to get permission from you.

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Speaker 1: Burns is a grown woman. And whoa, whoa, whoa talking

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Speaker 1: about now? I don't think you're every man. I just

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Speaker 1: came back from fighting overseed. My pops passed away not

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Speaker 1: too long ago. I am the man of the house.

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Speaker 1: Let's get that straight right now, all right. I don't

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Speaker 1: care if I'm still living at home and I'm the

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Speaker 1: man of this house. All right. You calling the ass

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Speaker 1: my mama on a date, you might as well just

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Speaker 1: stick the church dog, because you know, as I said,

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Speaker 1: be blessed, but it ain't gonna be no blessing for

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Speaker 1: me to you. I tell you that right now. I'm

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Speaker 1: not looking for a blessing from you at all. Bro.

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Speaker 1: You might not, and I respect the fact that you've

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Speaker 1: been overseas and you've been fighting for this country. Okay,

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Speaker 1: But if I decide I wanna speak to miss Burns

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Speaker 1: up holding up, Look, bro, I don't care how old

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Speaker 1: you say you are. All right, Number one, you're too young,

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Speaker 1: as I already mentioned. All right, this ain't going down

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Speaker 1: with you and my mama straight up, hey man, not

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Speaker 1: for your mama to decide. No, no, you you're bringing

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Speaker 1: up my mama. You're letting the word your mama come

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Speaker 1: out your mouth again. That's gonna get you up, all right.

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Speaker 1: I don't know where you're from. I don't get how

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Speaker 1: old you are. I'm pretty sick. I know what church

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Speaker 1: my mama go to and and it ain't gonna be

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Speaker 1: her and you you ain't gonna be asking her out,

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Speaker 1: all right. I don't get what it takes. I would

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Speaker 1: show up on Sunday, catch up in the pulpit or

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Speaker 1: wherever you're gonna be sitting in the back of the quiet.

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Speaker 1: It don't matter. Something's going down. You were not gonna

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Speaker 1: get with my mama like that. You got that. That's

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Speaker 1: up for your mama to decide if your mama want

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Speaker 1: to go out with me to have dinner. Ain't looking

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Speaker 1: long with that, man, I'm I'm deciding it right now.

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Speaker 1: It ain't gonna happen. I told you before, be blessed

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Speaker 1: or get your wool. You got two choices, all right.

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Speaker 1: I didn't fight. Let's see three years to come back

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Speaker 1: and also deal with my daddy did and then come back.

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Speaker 1: I'm suffering from PSD. Dog, I don't know what I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna do unless you want to get it like that,

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Speaker 1: suffering from one PSD post traumatic stress syndrome, and I

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Speaker 1: will release all that on you got that. I don't

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Speaker 1: play hey, man, listen, I don't want no trouble. It

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Speaker 1: don't matter to me. You can kill you. Okay. Look man, listen,

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Speaker 1: I ain't trying to have no trouble about you. Man.

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Speaker 1: All I'm gonna say is this right here. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I talk to you mom on Sunday. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you ain't gonna talk to me? Are you not hearing me? Man?

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Speaker 1: I'm okay, I'm crazy right now? Okay, Can I say this?

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Speaker 1: Can I say one more thing? You man? You explode.

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Speaker 1: You ain't got nothing else to say. I got one

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Speaker 1: more thing before you explode. Man, If you're listening, yeah, man, James,

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Speaker 1: what hey man? I want to tell you this. Man.

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Speaker 1: This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning to Show.

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Speaker 1: Your mama. Hi, got me to brank phone call you

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Speaker 1: get out of here. This who hey man, This is

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Speaker 1: nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man. Your

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Speaker 1: mama told me, she said, my son been overseas, he's

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Speaker 1: been fighting. I'm glad to have him home. She said.

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Speaker 1: We gotta get him back in the spirit of laughing, Man,

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Speaker 1: my mama, are you Are you kidding me? Man? We

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Speaker 1: got you good. We listened to this show overseas. Man.

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Speaker 1: First of all, I gotta say thank you for fighting

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Speaker 1: for this country. I want to ask you one more thing.

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Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the land, Man, Nothing but the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: More than Show. Get it overseason in the States. Though.

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Speaker 1: Thanks Man, you hear what I said? Take that boy? Mama. Okay, okay, man,

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Speaker 1: I know it, I know it. I know what. I'm

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Speaker 1: walking it hard though, I'm walking it this weekend, baby,

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Speaker 1: starting on Thursday night. There is November twenty ninth, all

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Speaker 1: the way to Sunday night thee some of the second.

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Speaker 1: I am in uh Jay Anthony Brown's hometown, Columbia, South

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Speaker 1: Calcilacia at the Comedy House. Baby jumps off Thursday's first

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Speaker 1: show to Friday to Saturday one Sunday. Tickets on sale

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Speaker 1: right now and they're going fast. I'm in Jay's hometown,

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Speaker 1: so all the Jay's people bring me some new food,

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Speaker 1: not no leftovers. But don't call me whatever that isn't

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Speaker 1: play its color. Would get some tickets out of where

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Speaker 1: you're going Columbia. Let me see you wait to come

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Speaker 1: to Houston, Carl, I'll be there, okay me The whole

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Speaker 1: second said entertain the deal hugeley on this Jay at

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Speaker 1: at a Smart Financial Summer thirty first you don't want them.

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Speaker 1: That's gonna be a good show right there, nice yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: yeah awesome. Well let me think everybody for coming out

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Speaker 1: to Virginia Beach over the weekend. Man. I was out there, man,

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Speaker 1: we had a ball. Thank you all. Virginia Beach. They

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Speaker 1: always show up good, they show up well. They love

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Speaker 1: this morning, huh, and we love them right back. Loyal

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Speaker 1: and Richmond is loyal like that. Rich Yeah, yeah, loyalty.

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Speaker 1: Loyalty and the A T. L Was loyal this weekend,

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Speaker 1: George Wallace and myself, we had a great time. Boy,

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Speaker 1: we did good. Yeah. I thought that was a fun

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Speaker 1: show too. Yeah, y'all talked about each other. Mom all night, Loan.

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Speaker 1: Thank the family holiday of the year, Carla. Right, all right,

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Speaker 1: well listen, thank you, nephew, thank you guys. Up next,

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Speaker 1: it is today's Strawberry Letters, subject my old man and

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Speaker 1: his old lady. Right at this