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Speaker 1: I told my fiance her wedding dress was but ugly

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Speaker 2: You know, it's just it's just being honest. Honest's trying

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Hey, you're stupid and I'm ugly and maybe

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Speaker 1: jump jump somewhere where we can't find you.

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Speaker 2: Sam, Thank you so much for being honest.

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Speaker 1: I'm just sharing my truth. I sharing my truth, and

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Speaker 1: I've received that truth. Thank you, hey, thank you for

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Speaker 1: receiving it in the way that it was meant to

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Speaker 1: be received, which is painfully. Yes. Oh, I want you to.

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Speaker 1: I want to cause you pain. My soul is writhing

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Speaker 1: right now. I want to hammered little nails into each

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Speaker 1: of your arteries.

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Speaker 2: I feel the death of a thousand sons right now.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, a billion. Something so great. I want I

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Speaker 1: want nuclear bombs to be shoved into each one of

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Speaker 1: your testicles and then exploded. Thank you, You're welcome. But

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Speaker 1: with my words, yes, Sa and I are getting buried

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Speaker 1: in nine months. Why nine months? That's an interesting time

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Speaker 1: on nine months because you want to get married the

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Speaker 1: day before you give birth. Suspicious, suspicious all right, She's

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Speaker 1: been dress shopping with her girls, for months now. She

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Speaker 1: found the dress she loved and bought it and was

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Speaker 1: too excited to keep it a secret, right, because it's

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Speaker 1: like bad luck to yeah, your wedding dress, to your

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Speaker 1: to your groom. I wonder why, like what, because the

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Speaker 1: groom might say that shis But you look like a

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Speaker 1: freaking lizard. Look like a lizard, queen disgusting. You look

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Speaker 1: like a like a like a white pigeon that's just

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Speaker 1: covered in ship. You look like you look like you

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Speaker 1: were you were shot on by a flock of pigeons.

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Speaker 1: And you know how the pigeon poop turns white. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's the equivalent. Wow, the melted pigeon poop, human sack

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Speaker 2: You've just painted such an illustrious vision with feces.

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Speaker 1: Some call it an assault, other people call it art.

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Speaker 1: You call it art. Salts. Wow, beautiful. You're welcome America.

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Speaker 1: She told me picture of the bride's maid's dresses, and

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Speaker 1: I told her they were pretty. They matched the grooms

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Speaker 1: men suits really well. Okay, so yeah, yeah, it's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: this looks great. Anyway, She brought her dress out and

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Speaker 1: asked what I thought. I specifically ask if she wants

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Speaker 1: the God's honest truth and wants me to critique the dress,

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Speaker 1: or if she knows she loves it and just wants

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Speaker 2: So just quickly pausing right here, do you think your

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Speaker 2: bride to be coming out with her wedding dress once?

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Speaker 2: Once a full play by play critique? Like, well, it depends,

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Speaker 2: it depends.

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Speaker 1: Has she she's already has she bought it yet she has? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Like all right, Like if your girl was like, hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking about buying this dress, what do you think

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Speaker 1: are you gonna be like it's great? Well? Is it

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Speaker 1: a wedding dress or is it like a wedding dress?

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Speaker 1: Wedding wedding dress? And I hate it? You hate it?

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Speaker 2: I mean that is that is a predicament I would

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Speaker 2: probably go with. I'll be honest, those other ones over

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Speaker 1: Ah old old cit I do I hate that. But

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Speaker 1: those other ones might be nicer, Maybe they might have

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Speaker 1: a boyfriend of the fucking Year award. Well let's look

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Speaker 1: at the asshole of the Year award over here. We're

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Speaker 1: not trying to trying to be good people like John Yeah.

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Speaker 2: That's right, Well, we want to just try to be

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Speaker 2: filthy monster. Filthy monster.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to be a little little garbage gremlin

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Speaker 1: going around in the sewers. Your dress, socks, She said.

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Speaker 1: She wanted my opinion. She put the dress on and

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Speaker 1: came out of the bathroom, and I would be lying

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Speaker 1: if I said I wasn't a little disappointed. She's a

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Speaker 1: beautiful woman and looks incredible in anything, of course, but

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Speaker 1: the dress completely dwarfed her and didn't really fit the

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Speaker 1: wedding theme she has worked so hard for. She wanted

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Speaker 1: a foresty, magical and whimsical type thing, right, like think

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Speaker 1: does she got to do? Like wear a moss dress,

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Speaker 1: like a tree like white moss dress. Yeah, that actually

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Speaker 1: it sounds great or like a little tattery, you know,

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Speaker 1: like it's like like like like like it's like tattered,

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Speaker 2: It's like it's like you look homeless, but you also

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Speaker 1: Like you look like you came out of the forest

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Speaker 1: and were scavenging for four days and you were worried

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Speaker 2: Bro, I think I got the key to this. This

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Speaker 2: forest wedding theme. What we throw it all the way

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Speaker 2: back straight in the anderthal butt ass naked bride room guests, everybody,

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Speaker 2: everyone's matching naked wedding in the forest.

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Speaker 1: In the forest as God intended.

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Speaker 2: You have to you have to forage for your own

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Speaker 2: wedding dinner.

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Speaker 1: She'll squirrel daddy just biting off the heads and squirrels.

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Speaker 2: It becomes Lord of the flies and everyone just starts

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Speaker 1: Human flower crowns on the bridesmaids. E started, but she

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Speaker 1: chose a super sparkly dress with a huge skirt, which

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Speaker 1: looked nothing like the simply body hugging sexy dresses she

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Speaker 1: had been repeatedly showing me. She picked basically a huge

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Speaker 1: Dress does sound ugly, though.

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Speaker 2: I mean it just depends because you could have like

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Speaker 2: the there's like the big get like the big.

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Speaker 1: Gown vibe, you know what I'm saying, Like like I'm

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Speaker 1: like a seventeenth century Victorian aristocracy kind of.

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Speaker 2: Are we doing that or are we doing like middle

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Speaker 2: school prom, Like, where what direction are we going in?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Well hopefully not middle school prom, hopefully not. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, honestly, but it's like kind of her kind

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Speaker 1: of her dress, you know that's in you know her dress? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: her dress. Hey, but she did ask his opinion, so

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Speaker 1: all right, let's get into his opinion. I was honest

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Speaker 1: when I told her I didn't like it, and I

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Speaker 1: much poof and sparkle, which is a more laid back

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Speaker 1: opinion of Fuck, does I hate it? They're so ugly?

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Speaker 1: Why to a forest preblin like I thought you would be.

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Speaker 1: I already did prom. I need you to be a

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Speaker 1: sexy forest nymph. Now, sexy forest nymph, that's mine. She

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Speaker 1: got really quiet and storm back upstairs, and then stormed

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Speaker 1: has blocked my numbering no contact with their fianza. No,

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Speaker 1: this is a major fight. Yo, have you been on Like,

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Speaker 1: is this the first time you've ever been honest with

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Speaker 1: I'm very confused. Yeah, I'll be honest. I feel like

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Speaker 1: it's like maybe he shouldn't have been I mean it

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Speaker 2: Obviously it wasn't so like I don't think he was

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Speaker 1: Suggest like, oh I like these other dresses.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like there's kind of like an angle where you

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Speaker 2: can still come at it with a sweet approach, like

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Speaker 2: it wasn't that sweet? Yeah, like you always like or

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Speaker 2: like you look amazing the dress. I don't know if

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Speaker 2: it's like my favorite dress of the ones you have.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but like it said exactly like that notes come

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Speaker 1: on exactly like that. Yeah, it's not the favorite one

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Speaker 1: of the dress we had, but hey, like if you

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Speaker 1: love it, like I'm going to love it too, you know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're relationship coaches over here. Although pretty big, like like

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Speaker 1: that seems like a to block his number.

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Speaker 2: It seems like there's there's some some errors on both sides.

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Speaker 1: So far, it seems I'm just so annoyed because I

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Speaker 1: asked if she wanted a real opinion and she said yes.

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Speaker 1: So am I the a hole for telling her I

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Speaker 1: don't like the dress and there isn't edit. I'll just

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Speaker 1: read that first, Okay, I read my credit card statement.

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Speaker 1: Guess how much the dress was? Also, I want to

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Speaker 1: for those of you that are married or uh, or

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Speaker 1: we're about to be married and then like maybe ran

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Speaker 1: It happens, happens, happens all the time. So any and

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Speaker 1: whatever situation that you were wearing that wedding dress, would

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Speaker 1: love to hear how much it costs. But John guess, So.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna guess it's a higher number. I feel like,

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Speaker 2: I feel like maybe it could be any number. Okay, yes,

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Speaker 2: I feel like the average is it's in the thousands, right,

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Speaker 1: H let's go fifteen. Let's go fifteen. Nine thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: I mean that's still insane. That's a lot freaking insane.

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Speaker 1: Might help explain the reaction, Oh you don't like this

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Speaker 1: nine thousand dollars dress? Ye? Great? Because I can't return it? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think, yeah, if you can't return it, there is

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Speaker 1: I think, like, be honest when someone can change. Don't

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Speaker 2: And when it's like low stakes, like if it's something

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Speaker 2: first time, and then she's like, hey, what'd you think?

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Speaker 1: Then you can be like a little bit more salt, more.

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Speaker 2: Salt, so like then it's like, okay, that's a good

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Speaker 2: note where she's like, oh, you fucking hate me.

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Speaker 1: I'm ugly, but you can't do it. You can't do anything.

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Speaker 1: She can't return the dress, so it's like and also

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Speaker 1: how he phrased it, it's like she's like, hey, what

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Speaker 1: do you think of the dress? Probably not really wanting

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Speaker 1: like I don't know that negative opinion, and he was like,

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Speaker 1: how about do you want to know what I really think?

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Speaker 1: Obviously thinks it's bad if he's not gonna be like,

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Speaker 1: what do you want to know what I really think?

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Speaker 1: I love it, honey, know, yeah, you have to say

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Speaker 1: some bad ship. Yeah, So, like I think that the

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Speaker 1: context that makes it well out here first, I want

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Speaker 1: to hear what you think? Yeah, and what y'all think

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Speaker 1: answers in the comments below, Mmmm do you think ops ahole? Yes?

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Speaker 2: I would say so because I think that like you

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Speaker 2: kind of have to, you know, as a as an

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Speaker 2: expert on women expert relationship are we are just so

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Speaker 2: knowledgeable about the female for person and personality so much. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I think like there's just again, like we were talking

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Speaker 2: about like the food example, Like that's one where you

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Speaker 2: could be like, Okay, maybe I can like really like

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Speaker 2: be clear and like to the point on something, and

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Speaker 2: I don't like this. She's not You're not rue, Paul

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Speaker 2: bro Like, this is not like this is not like

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Speaker 2: some runway show. This is not mixed in fashion, This

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Speaker 2: is not America's next up model. This is just you

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Speaker 2: your wife wanting to feel supported with.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: You look beautiful, you have. I've told you this many times.

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Speaker 1: Just might read it. See you soon. Today I afked

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Speaker 1: It has read it, so you know anything can happen

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