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Speaker 1: On the twenties. Well, yeah, I was looking for a Caitlin. Yes,

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Speaker 1: she's not here right now? Was this? My name is Seth.

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Speaker 1: I met her the other day delivering a pizza there.

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to see if, um, if I could

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Speaker 1: leave a message for her. Oh okay, to somethppen with

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Speaker 1: the credit card or something. Oh no, um a wait,

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Speaker 1: who are you her brother or uncle or you know

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Speaker 1: something like that. No, I'm her boyfriend. Oh oh okay,

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Speaker 1: she didn't mention that she had a boyfriend. So, um,

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Speaker 1: when did you talk to her? I was just the

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Speaker 1: other day when I delivered a pizza. There are you here?

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Speaker 1: What what day was that? It was on Thursday? And I,

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Speaker 1: you know, I just got the phone number off the

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Speaker 1: receipt thing and thought i'd give her a call, because

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Speaker 1: why are you calling her? If I can be completely

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Speaker 1: honest with you, Her and I had a little bit

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Speaker 1: of a moment there. What do you need a moment? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I could pick up on a vibe there. She was

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Speaker 1: just putting it out there, and so I thought a

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Speaker 1: wake up call. Guy, I don't think my girlfriend is

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Speaker 1: gonna be hitting on the minimum wage pizza guy. Oh

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Speaker 1: so well, I don't know how your your mind works.

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Speaker 1: Like when I was leaving, you could just like she

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Speaker 1: kind of gave me this look that was like, call me, so,

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Speaker 1: what are you kidding me? I mean, you must think

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Speaker 1: every chick you deliver a pizza two once? The man?

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Speaker 1: What do you work? Dude? What com pizza place you from?

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Speaker 1: You know? I don't want to argue with you, okay,

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Speaker 1: because this is going nowhere. I just wanted to get

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Speaker 1: her number, so I could, you know, talk to her

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Speaker 1: for a minute. I'm not giving you my conference number.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what planet you live on. But in

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Speaker 1: all honesty, my girlfriend would never run a pizza boy. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: well fine, you weren't there. Oh yeah, here's the thing

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Speaker 1: about me. Here's the thing about me. Okay, I'm kind

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Speaker 1: of a hopeless romantic and I don't care if God, dude,

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Speaker 1: I don't care if she jokes. Man, you're a joke.

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Speaker 1: I don't care if she's got a boyfriend trying to

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Speaker 1: stand in the way. Dude, I oh, so you want

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Speaker 1: me to right, you know what? You want me to

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Speaker 1: come down there? We can talk about this in person.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if that's you like to do things

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Speaker 1: but I don't know if you've been listening to me.

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Speaker 1: I'm not interested in talking to you. I'm interesting talking

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Speaker 1: to her. Well, you're talking to me right now, okay, face,

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Speaker 1: and that's what it's going to be. And if you

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Speaker 1: want to talk to her, you're not have to go

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Speaker 1: through me. All you keep talking about the fact that

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Speaker 1: I deliver pizzas or whatever. What do you do? Tough guy?

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Speaker 1: Welcome the internet, dude, you work on the internet. What's

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Speaker 1: that You work on the internet? So you just went

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Speaker 1: like watch YouTube videos all day like a loser. You

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Speaker 1: sell on the internet. I can give you a baggage

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Speaker 1: for twenty bucks. You let me know. That's disgusting. Dude.

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Speaker 1: I called up to talk to your girlfriend, you know,

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Speaker 1: because I felt the connection, and now you're talking about

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Speaker 1: why So I wish I was recording this call. Dude,

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Speaker 1: I wish I was recording this call so bad. You

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Speaker 1: know what, don't worry about it because I am yeah

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Speaker 1: right right. You know. The bottom line is I know

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Speaker 1: where you work. I'm going in. I might even bringing

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Speaker 1: my chicken and we'll see where this ends up, you

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Speaker 1: know what. Bring her in? Bring her in? Yeah, because

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Speaker 1: i'd like to Ben you're right in front of you

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Speaker 1: and just give her your ask. Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 1: Right now? What kind of person are you? Man? Jesus Christ? Seriously, man,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning,

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you your girlfriend saying, oh my god, dude, that

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Speaker 1: was cool. I'm seriously, I'm ready to kill someone right now.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubil phone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenty five