Speaker 1: Brooking jew Bils second day. A lot of times when
Speaker 1: you do second date updates, people have no idea what
Speaker 1: they've done wrong on their first date, or they leave
Speaker 1: out a very important detail in the story that they're
Speaker 1: telling us something that they don't think is weird, but
Speaker 1: their date certainly thought was well. Today's second dat knows
Speaker 1: exactly what he did wrong on his first date. His
Speaker 1: name is Tuggy. Tuggy. What's up man? How are you, Jubob?
Speaker 1: How you doing man? What's up going on? Tuggy? You
Speaker 1: don't even know it, but you are my dog man,
Speaker 1: You're my jam, You're my jam. Thanks Tuggy, Tuggy. Do
Speaker 1: you introduce yourself as Tuggy or is this just a
Speaker 1: nickname that you use because you know you and Jebil
Speaker 1: are obviously bros. Well, I mean we're obviously bros. But yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean my buddy gave you that name in eighth grade.
Speaker 1: It's kind of long story, but uh yeah, my real
Speaker 1: name is Caryl, so I was interesting. It's a long story.
Speaker 1: They call me Tuggy. I don't want to know that
Speaker 1: story at all, especially so the girl that you want
Speaker 1: to call the day tell us a little bit about her,
Speaker 1: this chick I met on plenty of Fish dot com
Speaker 1: and uh so, like I meet this check her name's Meggan,
Speaker 1: and I thought she was cute. Her profile checked out
Speaker 1: and I said, hey, you want to go up to
Speaker 1: the dinner and she said cool. And she was one
Speaker 1: of the only girls off of this website that actually
Speaker 1: looks like a picture, which I feel like you to
Speaker 1: everyone on that website, what I know, Yeah, from what
Speaker 1: I know, if plenty of Fish, that is true. So yeah, congratulations, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and uh, you know, I roll up the pick her
Speaker 1: up and guy, I'd like to have a good time
Speaker 1: of kind of a frankster kind of like you Jewel,
Speaker 1: and like I always have some fun ideas when I
Speaker 1: pick up a girl, like you know. So anyway, I
Speaker 1: think this girl wasn't into it or something. I don't know,
Speaker 1: but anyway I picked her up. Yeah that kind of
Speaker 1: I mean, I kind of made no sense where you
Speaker 1: just said there, what do you mean by fun ideas
Speaker 1: that you do for girls? I can see they get
Speaker 1: in your car and they sit on a whoope, cushion
Speaker 1: or something. No, but like so she gets in the
Speaker 1: car and I'm like, all right, you want to go
Speaker 1: for a ride and she's like okay, and then I
Speaker 1: floor it. What we drive there's like a dead end
Speaker 1: on her streets. So I'm like, this would be funny
Speaker 1: if I drive straight towards this wall, and like I
Speaker 1: get to like to like maybe like forty five miles
Speaker 1: an hour and like the span of a block. What
Speaker 1: are you doing? And I'm headed right for this wall
Speaker 1: and she's screaming and then of course, I mean I
Speaker 1: stopped her right before the wall. I'm not gonna kill
Speaker 1: us all and uh and she was really angry. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she just met a guy named Tucky, gave her address
Speaker 1: out was her first mistake, and now she's in a
Speaker 1: car with her. This is so wrong on so many levels.
Speaker 1: What did she say after you pretended to slam into
Speaker 1: a wall? Oh my gosh. She you know, she like
Speaker 1: gathered herself. She said, what the hell is that? And
Speaker 1: I said, I just thought it'd be funny. Oh yeah, No,
Speaker 1: I like a man to wait until the second date
Speaker 1: to endanger my life, or at least, you know, thirty
Speaker 1: minutes into the date. I mean, I guess, but it's like,
Speaker 1: if you're not up for that kind of humor, then
Speaker 1: that I don't know. If she dating Tucky, you don't
Speaker 1: deserve Tuggy. All right, has this worked for you before?
Speaker 1: Have you tried this trick? One last girl I dated
Speaker 1: for about two weeks. I when I picked her up,
Speaker 1: I immediately locked the doors, and she thought that was
Speaker 1: pretty funny, an like your dating style. We're the five
Speaker 1: minutes into this date and I'm already thinking that she
Speaker 1: needs to file a police reporter tell us what happened
Speaker 1: on the rest of your date? Well, so then we
Speaker 1: go very slowly to dinner. I'm following the speed limits.
Speaker 1: And we get there and like cool, and then she
Speaker 1: she says, oh, hey, a friend of mine works across
Speaker 1: the street his other restaurant, and she's like, you mind
Speaker 1: if I stopped in. I'm like, no, I find that's cool.
Speaker 1: So I'm waiting in the parking lot, so like fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes while she's in this other place, and I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: what the what's up? You know? And so I go
Speaker 1: across in this other restaurant and I say, and I'm
Speaker 1: looking for and I can't find her. And I said
Speaker 1: to like the hostess, you see a girl that, uh,
Speaker 1: it looks like this girl? And she said, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: some girl came in and just asked you. Some back
Speaker 1: entrance is laught, So she ditched out the back door
Speaker 1: of another restaurant to try to get away from your Tuggy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he bolted. So what do you want to do today?
Speaker 1: Then you want to call her and find out if
Speaker 1: she'll go out with you again? You want to call
Speaker 1: her and apologize? What is the point? Yeah? I need
Speaker 1: you guys to make it all right. I need my
Speaker 1: bro kind of make it all right. I mean, do
Speaker 1: you feel any remorse, Tuggy for making her feel uncomfortable
Speaker 1: or unsafe? Yeah? I obviously came on too strong, and
Speaker 1: it's like I want her to know that I can
Speaker 1: take it slow and not be crazy or right off
Speaker 1: the bat. I laugh at the end. Here we go, Tuggy.
Speaker 1: We're gonna play a song. We'll come back. We'll call
Speaker 1: her see if we can get her on the phone
Speaker 1: and get your second date update. Okay, oh sweet? Thanks?
Speaker 1: All right, man, just hold on brooking jubil in the morning.
Speaker 1: Second date. You can usually tell date has gone bad
Speaker 1: when the person you're on a date with makes an
Speaker 1: excuse to go in another restaurant and then runs out
Speaker 1: the back door, never to be seen or heard from again. Indicator. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Tuggy had that happened to him on his first date.
Speaker 1: If you're just joining us for the second date update,
Speaker 1: Tuggie is on the phone. His real name is Daryl.
Speaker 1: By the way, Tuggy is not his given name. But
Speaker 1: he met a girl named Megan on Plenty of Fish.
Speaker 1: He's a bit of a prankster, I guess. And when
Speaker 1: he picked her up for the date, he pretended like
Speaker 1: he was going to slam the car into a wall.
Speaker 1: What a joke to scare her. It worked, It scared her,
Speaker 1: but she didn't seem very happy about it. They didn't
Speaker 1: even make it into the restaurant they were going to
Speaker 1: because she made an excuse to go across the street
Speaker 1: to another restaurant, said she had a friend that worked
Speaker 1: in there, and then bounced out the backdoor. And he
Speaker 1: has not heard from her. Tuggy, I was talking to
Speaker 1: my producer and he says that you tried to text
Speaker 1: her about twenty times since your date. Yeah. Well, I
Speaker 1: wanted to apologize, man, I know I think I'd scared her.
Speaker 1: You know, I wanted to say sorry. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: that says more than I'm sorry. Times apology and apology.
Speaker 1: That's a lot to text somebody. Man, she was really scared, yeah,
Speaker 1: and tuggy. Do you think she should have been well, no,
Speaker 1: she should have been scared if she didn't get it
Speaker 1: was a joke. Like if you don't get it a joke, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's really scary. But you told her it was a
Speaker 1: joke after so she should probably lighten up a little bit, right, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know it's we smile in the laugh when you
Speaker 1: got in the car. So I thought, Okay, now it's
Speaker 1: a good time for a joke. And you're hoping to
Speaker 1: get a second date, or you just want to call
Speaker 1: and finally talk to her and apologize. Oh man, I
Speaker 1: mean I think the only way to get a second
Speaker 1: day is if I apologize you all right? Okay, Well
Speaker 1: I'm gonna call her right now. See we can get
Speaker 1: on the phone. You're ready, cool? All right? Hi is
Speaker 1: Megan in. This is Megan. This is Jewel from Brook
Speaker 1: and Jewil in the Morning. I'm moving ninety two point five.
Speaker 1: How are you sorry? Are you there? Jewel from Brook
Speaker 1: and Jewil in the Morning. Nothing, No, I know who
Speaker 1: you are, but I'm calling you because you recently went
Speaker 1: out with a friend of our radio show on a
Speaker 1: little bit of a date. His name's Tuggy. Uh yep,
Speaker 1: kind of an unforgettable dude. Tuggy liked you a lot.
Speaker 1: He emailed us and wanted us to call you and
Speaker 1: ask why you won't get back to him. It didn't
Speaker 1: seem like you liked me. I was not getting that vibe.
Speaker 1: He basically almost killed me. Yeah, he told us about
Speaker 1: that he feels bad. Oh, could he feels bad? I'm glad.
Speaker 1: He also told us how you ditched him and made
Speaker 1: an excuse to go to another restaurant and then ran
Speaker 1: out their backdoor. Was it that bad? Yeah? Someone my
Speaker 1: finest work. Actually I saw the nearest restaurant. I was like,
Speaker 1: I know someone that works fair By. Do you regret
Speaker 1: maybe giving a guy named Tuggy on the internet your
Speaker 1: addressed to pick you up. I didn't know his name
Speaker 1: was not Tuggy. When we got together. His name was Darryl.
Speaker 1: I gave a Daryl my number and a tug He
Speaker 1: showed up. Oh that sounds like the start of a
Speaker 1: very very very bad story, and I guess it was
Speaker 1: for you. Megan a minute one, this guy was a clown.
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't do this. Can you explain
Speaker 1: the date in your words what happened? Because the way
Speaker 1: that he told us it didn't sound I mean, obviously
Speaker 1: his little stunt sounded like a big deal, but everything
Speaker 1: else sounded okay. Honestly, we weren't on a date that long.
Speaker 1: He picked me up. I said to me here, Darryl,
Speaker 1: he said, call me Tuggy. I was like, okay, it
Speaker 1: makes a sweet got worse there. Then he drove as
Speaker 1: fast as he could and slammed on the brakes right
Speaker 1: before hitting a wall. He's like, it was a joke.
Speaker 1: It was a joke. I'm like that, I don't know
Speaker 1: in what world that's a funny joke. Then he drove
Speaker 1: really slow to kind of like really stick it to
Speaker 1: me like this. The jokes continue as you have whiplash
Speaker 1: in the passenger seat. Yeah, very funny. Just I was
Speaker 1: in stitches. Sound he is driving down the street and
Speaker 1: then he's like, if you don't think that's funny, I
Speaker 1: can do impressions, and then basically started like barking like
Speaker 1: a dog and then was facing like a sheep and
Speaker 1: I was not reacting at all. Well, there are impressions, Yeah,
Speaker 1: an impression of a dog and a sheep. I would
Speaker 1: be scared. I would think I had just gotten in
Speaker 1: a car with a psycho killer. I mean there was Megan,
Speaker 1: that's tuggy. He's actually been on the other line listening
Speaker 1: this whole time, got it? Why would you do that?
Speaker 1: I just told you that this person I never I
Speaker 1: don't want anything to do with him. I don't understand
Speaker 1: why you put me on the phone with them. Man,
Speaker 1: do you like why did you like make me out
Speaker 1: as like some sort of serial killer. I just wanted
Speaker 1: to do is have a good time. You know. It's
Speaker 1: like your idea of a good time is near death experiences,
Speaker 1: following up by acting like a check That sounds like
Speaker 1: fun to me. It sounds like a perfect recount. If
Speaker 1: there's a girl out there that likes almost dying and
Speaker 1: then getting bark cats, good luck to her. We didn't
Speaker 1: almost die, even if we hit the wall. We were
Speaker 1: just like maybe had like a broken wrist. I'll comforting.
Speaker 1: Good for you, you know, listen, listen. I am seriously sorry.
Speaker 1: I know you were scared, and that's not what I
Speaker 1: was going for. You know, I just got the vibe
Speaker 1: that you would be into some sort of practical joking
Speaker 1: and like, you know, I read the situation wrong and
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I wanted to say, I do I feel
Speaker 1: like even right now you're joking. I mean, within minutes,
Speaker 1: I felt like my life was at risk and I
Speaker 1: found you completely off putting. I don't know anyone that
Speaker 1: would enjoy what you were doing. I can't ye. All right, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm glad you got out. You're an idiot. You. I
Speaker 1: really hope you're happy, tug You're not helping your case
Speaker 1: by barking at her. Did you stop the jokes? Man?
Speaker 1: It is a pretty good impersonation of a dog. Thanks.
Speaker 1: I've been working out it for a long time. We
Speaker 1: can tell. I mean, like, should I apologize for who
Speaker 1: I am? I don't know. I gets though, is all
Speaker 1: I need to do? No? I mean if that's who
Speaker 1: you are tugging on it? You know, but you and
Speaker 1: Megan clearly don't click. You know, man, if you made
Speaker 1: me feel real bad guy? Oh no, I made him
Speaker 1: feel sad. Yeah, Megan, I'm assuming Megan that you don't
Speaker 1: want to go out with Tuggy again. We will send
Speaker 1: you out on a second date and pay for it.
Speaker 1: I'll even pay for transportation. So you don't have to
Speaker 1: worry about Tuggy driving. I would rather pay for my
Speaker 1: own dinner ten times than see that dude again. Well, Megan,
Speaker 1: do you at least have any advice for Tuggy before
Speaker 1: we let him go in his future dating conquests? I mean,
Speaker 1: I wish him luck, I don't. Wow, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: all right you really win? Yeah? Yeah, man, I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna be me and you know so, I'm sorry for that.
Speaker 1: You just be you Tuggy in the morning. First, thanks
Speaker 1: for relig whole