Speaker 1: Second d D dating in today's world feels like a
Speaker 1: big competition to see who has the best looking profile
Speaker 1: with the most compelling bio and the least corny pickup lines.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's tough to find a real authentic love
Speaker 1: connection now, and that's why it's no surprise most of
Speaker 1: our listeners who fail to get a second date turned
Speaker 1: to inflated date. And that's that. I'm not going to
Speaker 1: go into what that is. Yeah, I thought inflation at first. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there is a one hundred percent success rate with inflated date.
Speaker 1: I just I hope that our new friend Nathan doesn't
Speaker 1: go down that right as long as no needles or
Speaker 1: sharp objects or welcome to the show to tell them
Speaker 1: what's in your Amazon cart right now? And it better
Speaker 1: not come with a small hand pump. Nathan, you're with
Speaker 1: your inflated date right now. I didn't want to interrupt.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I'm all good. I can probably a
Speaker 1: play a dame tail Okay, later, just imagine the flying around,
Speaker 1: all right, we'll get back to her first. Tell us
Speaker 1: about the real lady that you connected with the other day.
Speaker 1: What's her name? So? Uh, I met this beautiful girl
Speaker 1: on hinge, right, her name. Her name is Jessica Jessica. Okay,
Speaker 1: what you like about her, you know, really everything, But
Speaker 1: let me start for the beginning. Let me start how
Speaker 1: how we met? Okay, more to just on Hinge. I
Speaker 1: feel like names. Jessica met around Hinge. Go back farther
Speaker 1: st started typing in my bio. So basically how it
Speaker 1: all started was I left a comment on one of
Speaker 1: her pictures. She was wearing these boots and it made
Speaker 1: me think of Rino nine one one. So I just said,
Speaker 1: new boots, new boot. Nobody's heard that joke, but I
Speaker 1: still like it. Yeah, just googoo booof. It's great. Anyway,
Speaker 1: were talking about funny. Oh my gosh, doesn't that show
Speaker 1: twenty years old? Yeah? Clip is still I caught it
Speaker 1: and I've seen on TikTok and Instagram. Yeah yeah, people
Speaker 1: use it when they buy boo boofing. I mean, you
Speaker 1: guys are missing out funny to somebody out there, hysterical
Speaker 1: Killions of people are laughing right now. Okay, you can't
Speaker 1: tell us, just no one in this room. But so
Speaker 1: Jessica like that. She liked a new boots laughing comment.
Speaker 1: Excuse me to butcher the hilarious. Yeah, that's good, that's good.
Speaker 1: Take my cynicism away. And it sounds like you guys
Speaker 1: have a good connection. Tell me more. Yeah, and so
Speaker 1: uh we ended up meeting it. Of course. Did she
Speaker 1: wear the boots when you first see her? No, no no, no,
Speaker 1: if you do not wear the boots. But she was
Speaker 1: wearing these sunglasses and fuzzy Russian hat. Fuzzy Russian hat
Speaker 1: when up? Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, and you look Russian
Speaker 1: the spy rushing the spy. Oh flaps like no, not
Speaker 1: like a hunter elber Fudd hat. It's like a stovepipe
Speaker 1: hat without the brim. Oh yeah, okay, So and you
Speaker 1: like that? Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's got
Speaker 1: her own style, you know. Yeah, confident. What did you
Speaker 1: guys do? Well? You know, we talked about music at first.
Speaker 1: Was going for a walk in the sad Player. Okay,
Speaker 1: so she's like vintage, she likes vintage stuff exactly. So
Speaker 1: obviously I'm thinking, let's let's go to a record store.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, good idea. All right. What was it like
Speaker 1: going to a record store with a real girl instead
Speaker 1: of an inflatable one? Is it a good time? He
Speaker 1: didn't have to turn her sideways nice. I mean, I'm
Speaker 1: just messing with you. Tell me what were some highlights
Speaker 1: from the record store? Well, I picked an album for her. Okay,
Speaker 1: what'd you pick? The Batman Forever Sounds track from ninety five? Interesting?
Speaker 1: Is that the one with Jack Nicholson as the joker? Okay?
Speaker 1: You know what the thirty year old reference is? If
Speaker 1: she was the penguin, I don't think I was alive
Speaker 1: and ninety five you were alive and ninety five, Jeff? Okay,
Speaker 1: Alexis wasn't. Definitely, I've put a dead inside since my birth,
Speaker 1: So I don't know. Did she approve of Batman Forever? Yeah?
Speaker 1: She she like, did you seem what she liked it? Okay? Okay?
Speaker 1: And it's nice to buy a little gift on their date. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: at least it's a little gift. There's nothing, nothing crazy, right,
Speaker 1: So what happened after the record store? So after a
Speaker 1: record store, we went to a candy store? Oh okay,
Speaker 1: a little bit like a teenage date from that tating
Speaker 1: and we got a bunch of lolly puff. That's like
Speaker 1: the worst candy in there. There's like a million things.
Speaker 1: I are you guys vibing? No I'm telling you I
Speaker 1: was nervous. I was really nervous. Okay. It was like
Speaker 1: when I was a big candy store we had I
Speaker 1: had four different types of candies in my hands and
Speaker 1: I dropped a few of them on the ground. And
Speaker 1: what you know, She asked me if I was nervous,
Speaker 1: and if I'm feeling okay, would you say yikes? I
Speaker 1: just said, yeah, I'm doing good. You know, I'm just
Speaker 1: excited to be here with her. Yeah, we were just
Speaker 1: like high. It sounds like the date didn't go maybe
Speaker 1: the way you hoped that it would go in your mind.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to say. How anybody's date would
Speaker 1: ever want to go in their minds too, But you
Speaker 1: made the best of it. I mean she didn't seem
Speaker 1: mad though or anything. Now she doesn't seem mad, but
Speaker 1: they kind of ended abruptly. She thought we had plans
Speaker 1: to go out with friends at night. So so it
Speaker 1: seems like your intentions were there. Sounds like the nerves,
Speaker 1: the nerves got the best of you. There is, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it just was maybe a turn off, do you
Speaker 1: think for her? Yeah, it has to be, because she's
Speaker 1: not responding like she was before. How long has it been?
Speaker 1: Spend of a week? Okay? Mmm? Did she at least
Speaker 1: take home the Batman album? She did? Okay, there you go.
Speaker 1: That's one small victory. There we go. We're gonna try
Speaker 1: and get a couple more and hopefully another date. Get
Speaker 1: the pump ready just in case we don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're gonna do it. Get your second date update. Right
Speaker 1: after this second date. While we were waiting, I looked
Speaker 1: up the Batman Forever soundtrack from nineteen ninety five, and
Speaker 1: the main title on there is Kiss from a Rose
Speaker 1: from the artist Seal. Oh my god, that was when
Speaker 1: he was married to Heidi Klum. Do you remember that?
Speaker 1: When I play this song, Brooke and you hear it,
Speaker 1: what does it make you think of from your life?
Speaker 1: What flashback are you having right now? I feel like
Speaker 1: I did a teotor high dance all over again. Oh
Speaker 1: which teacher? Are you? Slow dancers? Obviously exactly like those
Speaker 1: history boy, this song makes me think of my underwear,
Speaker 1: my blue Batman undies from when I was six. In fact,
Speaker 1: I'm sure as we speak, my mom is going to
Speaker 1: be sending pictures of me wearing them tall your Facebook messengers,
Speaker 1: because she loves listening to this and embarrassing me wherever
Speaker 1: and whenever she do you ever prove chat and she's
Speaker 1: the only one talk but send us. I bring up
Speaker 1: Batman Forever because Nathan bought his date the Batman Forever
Speaker 1: soundtrack while they were at the record store before they
Speaker 1: went and hit up the candy store to get some lollipops.
Speaker 1: But what is it about Jessica that made you want
Speaker 1: to email us today? Nathan? What is so special about her?
Speaker 1: You know sometimes you just feel like some of the
Speaker 1: one whoa I thought You're just gonna say, like she
Speaker 1: was super attractive? Yeah, like the chemistry. Yeah, I built
Speaker 1: a lot of three and fours. But season number one Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe maybe mister Holt thought you were the one Brook,
Speaker 1: mister hole couldn't happen. Yeah, for legal reason, Thank god.
Speaker 1: Good thing looking back into the past. Let's move forward
Speaker 1: into the future and hopefully get you another date here
Speaker 1: with Jetska. I'm in a dollar number right now here
Speaker 1: we go? Hello, Hey is this Jessica? Yes, Hey Jessica,
Speaker 1: she answered, Hi, Jessica, It's meant to be or maybe
Speaker 1: I'm sorry? What is this about? Who's calling? This is
Speaker 1: about love today? Because you're on a radio show right
Speaker 1: now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Why okay
Speaker 1: puts up? Oh? I like you. Yeah, your go with
Speaker 1: the flow type of woman. It sounds like I try.
Speaker 1: I trust. Well. We're reaching out on behalf of one
Speaker 1: of our listeners who you hung out with the other
Speaker 1: day about a week ago. His name is Nathan. Oh boy,
Speaker 1: I thought I made one something. Okay what oh you
Speaker 1: thought you something? So you were the one not you won? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How do you feel about Nathan? Um? He seems like
Speaker 1: a nice enough guy, but not for me. There was
Speaker 1: some strangeness happening there, so was it? He said he
Speaker 1: was super nervous, and that would be okay, but like
Speaker 1: that's not the part that kind of concerns me where
Speaker 1: I just laught. Oh oh yeah, because so you didn't
Speaker 1: have plans with your friends like you told him. No
Speaker 1: one ever actually has plans with their friends. That's just
Speaker 1: the emergency exit that and like, yeah, all right, okay,
Speaker 1: Well that's disappointing to hear, but it's okay. Like, if
Speaker 1: you're not interested in him, that's totally up to you
Speaker 1: to feel that way. But maybe you could help Nathan
Speaker 1: understand if he made any mistakes that night, or if
Speaker 1: there's anything he could do better world, Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean it was a nice state. Like we went to
Speaker 1: our record store and he bought me the Batman album,
Speaker 1: which was like really sweet of him. But then he
Speaker 1: says to me, sometimes I think this city is like Gotham,
Speaker 1: descending into darkness. When he handed you the album, he
Speaker 1: was like Batman. Yeah, like he was the Batman. And
Speaker 1: then wait, it gets worse. And then he brings up
Speaker 1: that sometimes he likes to drive around by himself at
Speaker 1: night and call the cops on people who are breaking
Speaker 1: the law. Who does he find breaking the law? Did?
Speaker 1: I just curious, Like he didn't super elaborate, and I
Speaker 1: was so shocked. I was just kind of like, oh, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: not because you're you're pro crime. You don't want no.
Speaker 1: I just don't really picture like the man in my
Speaker 1: life zooming around the city at two I am catching
Speaker 1: bad guys. The sun says, they're clothes. Okay, okay, Wait,
Speaker 1: could have been a joke that didn't hit right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe he was a little too comic con like, and
Speaker 1: I leave them like I kept going, I said, Okay.
Speaker 1: So then we went to the store and oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean he mentioned that you guys went to a
Speaker 1: candy store and were thinking about buying some lollipops. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was the straw that just ended it. It It was
Speaker 1: like there were five lollipops and he's like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is how many kids we would be having a what
Speaker 1: that's not first aid energy? No, yeah, definitely think Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just hoping he was trying to be funny because
Speaker 1: he is on the other line listening, wanting to talk
Speaker 1: to you. Oh no, really lurking in the dark on
Speaker 1: the dark phone. Are you there? Could hello? Hi? There
Speaker 1: is hi. Hi. That was some truth, Nathan. Huh yeah, uh,
Speaker 1: I mean I like to do that. I like to
Speaker 1: make sure the city is safe. Wait what Okay, you
Speaker 1: actually do you actually drive around at night and call
Speaker 1: the cops on people. It's just not every night, but
Speaker 1: you know they need help, they're understaff. Everybody knows that. Okay,
Speaker 1: who do you call the cops on? You know, Like
Speaker 1: the other day, I saw like some guy it looked
Speaker 1: like he was drinking alcohol in his car, so I
Speaker 1: called the cops on him. How can you tell that
Speaker 1: water bottle because it was a glass bottle and it
Speaker 1: was a school near by. You know, I had to do.
Speaker 1: So you really do that. We we thought maybe you
Speaker 1: were joking just in light of buying the Batman soundtrack. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's a real thing you do. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 1: real thing, and it's not as weird as it sounds.
Speaker 1: It's actually very helpful. Okay. Neighborhood Watch changed a lot
Speaker 1: since I was a kid on the book. Calls the
Speaker 1: cops on the kids in her neighborhood. But at least
Speaker 1: she's doing it during the daytime. I do not. It
Speaker 1: just sounds like maybe that's more of a nuisance to
Speaker 1: them than anything. But yeah, they ever told me that. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I mean it is kind of brave to go out
Speaker 1: put yourself in the middle of crime. Well, he's he's
Speaker 1: not really putting himself. He's just calling the cops on
Speaker 1: the criminals. He's sparking adjacent to cry. It's like dating
Speaker 1: a hall monitor. This is weird that you think it's
Speaker 1: a red flags. Not bad what I'm doing, sweetie. It's
Speaker 1: like a carrival of flags. Oh that's fun. I know,
Speaker 1: it sounds like a good time. Actually, all I care
Speaker 1: about the safety, and you know that's not a weird thing. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 1: if we've learned anything about from talking to women on
Speaker 1: the show, it's that they usually like more dangerous men.
Speaker 1: They're not really into the safe beg their job. Not
Speaker 1: like that's a good point, Like, have you considered like
Speaker 1: trying to be a cop. It's a little too dangerous
Speaker 1: for me. I'd rather just stay back and call him
Speaker 1: on my cell phone. You know, crossing yard might be
Speaker 1: the next best step. Yeah. Yeah. We all have a
Speaker 1: job to do, and you know that's my job. It's
Speaker 1: not your job. Though. He has five future kids that
Speaker 1: he has to take care of. So I've gotten to you.
Speaker 1: H up, why would you bring that up on a date?
Speaker 1: Were you trying? Well? What am I not supposed to
Speaker 1: talk about my expectations for a future family? I mean,
Speaker 1: I think wait until somebody asks. Yeah, maybe not on
Speaker 1: the first date. Yeah. I can see where you're going wrong,
Speaker 1: because in your head, you're protecting your community. You're a
Speaker 1: family man that shove it up your who know. No,
Speaker 1: you're telling me everything that I want is wrong. You know.
Speaker 1: All I want to do is communicate what I want
Speaker 1: for my future family. Okay, alright. He's also very open
Speaker 1: to criticism, take a breath. Okay, Nathan, just slow down
Speaker 1: a little bit. We're not coming after you or your
Speaker 1: your dating style. Yeah, isn't trying to do that. Just
Speaker 1: doesn't seem to be working with what Jessica wants out
Speaker 1: of her man. Oh oh okay. So Jessica wants a
Speaker 1: giant and if she does, that's totally okay. That's her
Speaker 1: decision to date that spineless man. Dude, you are so
Speaker 1: right on the Carnival of Flags. Just thank you, thank you. Well,
Speaker 1: we'd like to send you back to the carnival and
Speaker 1: we pay for it on another date. So much better
Speaker 1: about everything. Like the villain and the hero. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: go on a midnight ride along in a cop car
Speaker 1: and we'll pay for a car car. We'll give him
Speaker 1: a little flashy light, yeah, to put on top of it.
Speaker 1: I'm not interested. I'm not interested anymore. Okay, come on,
Speaker 1: make fun of me. He called the wrong show. I
Speaker 1: don't know what. Let's not infuriate the man who calls
Speaker 1: the cops on everybody. We like you. I like you
Speaker 1: at least all right, Nathan, all right, I know what
Speaker 1: you're suing is located. If you're going to keep someone's
Speaker 1: car key Brooks, it's an electric Kia Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: You know, I think Nathan did bring up a good
Speaker 1: point during that call. No, he didn't. He didn't bring
Speaker 1: up any good one. He did he said, stop making
Speaker 1: fun of me, which I agree, Brooke. Knock it off.
Speaker 1: It's supposed to be an uplifting, supportive morning show, and
Speaker 1: there you are mocking a grown man who calls the
Speaker 1: police on people drinking in their cars while he's hanging
Speaker 1: out with his inflatable girlfriend in the passenger seat. What's
Speaker 1: funny about that, Brooke? Nothing, Cindy. Should we call the
Speaker 1: cops on that man? Stop looking shocked and answering is
Speaker 1: that funny to you? Brooke? Well, the segment is officially
Speaker 1: getting out of control. We got to go back to
Speaker 1: our roots, helping people, not mocking them. Well, if they
Speaker 1: weren't so mockable, maybe it wouldn't be a problem. Jeffrey.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'll expect better from you tomorrow. Brooke. I
Speaker 1: want you to go home and think about what you've done.
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