WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Nathan of the Night

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<v Speaker 1>Second d D dating in today's world feels like a

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<v Speaker 1>big competition to see who has the best looking profile

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<v Speaker 1>with the most compelling bio and the least corny pickup lines.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's tough to find a real authentic love

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<v Speaker 1>connection now, and that's why it's no surprise most of

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<v Speaker 1>our listeners who fail to get a second date turned

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<v Speaker 1>to inflated date. And that's that. I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 1>go into what that is. Yeah, I thought inflation at first. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there is a one hundred percent success rate with inflated date.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I hope that our new friend Nathan doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>go down that right as long as no needles or

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<v Speaker 1>sharp objects or welcome to the show to tell them

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<v Speaker 1>what's in your Amazon cart right now? And it better

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<v Speaker 1>not come with a small hand pump. Nathan, you're with

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<v Speaker 1>your inflated date right now. I didn't want to interrupt.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, I'm all good. I can probably a

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<v Speaker 1>play a dame tail Okay, later, just imagine the flying around,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, we'll get back to her first. Tell us

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<v Speaker 1>about the real lady that you connected with the other day.

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<v Speaker 1>What's her name? So? Uh, I met this beautiful girl

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<v Speaker 1>on hinge, right, her name. Her name is Jessica Jessica. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what you like about her, you know, really everything, But

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<v Speaker 1>let me start for the beginning. Let me start how

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<v Speaker 1>how we met? Okay, more to just on Hinge. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like names. Jessica met around Hinge. Go back farther

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<v Speaker 1>st started typing in my bio. So basically how it

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<v Speaker 1>all started was I left a comment on one of

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<v Speaker 1>her pictures. She was wearing these boots and it made

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<v Speaker 1>me think of Rino nine one one. So I just said,

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<v Speaker 1>new boots, new boot. Nobody's heard that joke, but I

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<v Speaker 1>still like it. Yeah, just googoo booof. It's great. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>were talking about funny. Oh my gosh, doesn't that show

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<v Speaker 1>twenty years old? Yeah? Clip is still I caught it

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<v Speaker 1>and I've seen on TikTok and Instagram. Yeah yeah, people

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<v Speaker 1>use it when they buy boo boofing. I mean, you

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<v Speaker 1>guys are missing out funny to somebody out there, hysterical

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<v Speaker 1>Killions of people are laughing right now. Okay, you can't

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<v Speaker 1>tell us, just no one in this room. But so

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<v Speaker 1>Jessica like that. She liked a new boots laughing comment.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me to butcher the hilarious. Yeah, that's good, that's good.

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<v Speaker 1>Take my cynicism away. And it sounds like you guys

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<v Speaker 1>have a good connection. Tell me more. Yeah, and so

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<v Speaker 1>uh we ended up meeting it. Of course. Did she

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<v Speaker 1>wear the boots when you first see her? No, no no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>if you do not wear the boots. But she was

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<v Speaker 1>wearing these sunglasses and fuzzy Russian hat. Fuzzy Russian hat

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<v Speaker 1>when up? Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, and you look Russian

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<v Speaker 1>the spy rushing the spy. Oh flaps like no, not

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<v Speaker 1>like a hunter elber Fudd hat. It's like a stovepipe

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<v Speaker 1>hat without the brim. Oh yeah, okay, So and you

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<v Speaker 1>like that? Oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, she's got

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<v Speaker 1>her own style, you know. Yeah, confident. What did you

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<v Speaker 1>guys do? Well? You know, we talked about music at first.

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<v Speaker 1>Was going for a walk in the sad Player. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so she's like vintage, she likes vintage stuff exactly. So

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<v Speaker 1>obviously I'm thinking, let's let's go to a record store.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, good idea. All right. What was it like

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<v Speaker 1>going to a record store with a real girl instead

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<v Speaker 1>of an inflatable one? Is it a good time? He

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have to turn her sideways nice. I mean, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just messing with you. Tell me what were some highlights

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<v Speaker 1>from the record store? Well, I picked an album for her. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>what'd you pick? The Batman Forever Sounds track from ninety five? Interesting?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that the one with Jack Nicholson as the joker? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what the thirty year old reference is? If

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<v Speaker 1>she was the penguin, I don't think I was alive

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<v Speaker 1>and ninety five you were alive and ninety five, Jeff? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Alexis wasn't. Definitely, I've put a dead inside since my birth,

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't know. Did she approve of Batman Forever? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>She she like, did you seem what she liked it? Okay? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>And it's nice to buy a little gift on their date. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>at least it's a little gift. There's nothing, nothing crazy, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So what happened after the record store? So after a

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<v Speaker 1>record store, we went to a candy store? Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit like a teenage date from that tating

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<v Speaker 1>and we got a bunch of lolly puff. That's like

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<v Speaker 1>the worst candy in there. There's like a million things.

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<v Speaker 1>I are you guys vibing? No I'm telling you I

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<v Speaker 1>was nervous. I was really nervous. Okay. It was like

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<v Speaker 1>when I was a big candy store we had I

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<v Speaker 1>had four different types of candies in my hands and

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<v Speaker 1>I dropped a few of them on the ground. And

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<v Speaker 1>what you know, She asked me if I was nervous,

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<v Speaker 1>and if I'm feeling okay, would you say yikes? I

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<v Speaker 1>just said, yeah, I'm doing good. You know, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>excited to be here with her. Yeah, we were just

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<v Speaker 1>like high. It sounds like the date didn't go maybe

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<v Speaker 1>the way you hoped that it would go in your mind.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I'm trying to say. How anybody's date would

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<v Speaker 1>ever want to go in their minds too, But you

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<v Speaker 1>made the best of it. I mean she didn't seem

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<v Speaker 1>mad though or anything. Now she doesn't seem mad, but

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<v Speaker 1>they kind of ended abruptly. She thought we had plans

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<v Speaker 1>to go out with friends at night. So so it

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<v Speaker 1>seems like your intentions were there. Sounds like the nerves,

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<v Speaker 1>the nerves got the best of you. There is, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and it just was maybe a turn off, do you

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<v Speaker 1>think for her? Yeah, it has to be, because she's

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<v Speaker 1>not responding like she was before. How long has it been?

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<v Speaker 1>Spend of a week? Okay? Mmm? Did she at least

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<v Speaker 1>take home the Batman album? She did? Okay, there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>That's one small victory. There we go. We're gonna try

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<v Speaker 1>and get a couple more and hopefully another date. Get

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<v Speaker 1>the pump ready just in case we don't know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna do it. Get your second date update. Right

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<v Speaker 1>after this second date. While we were waiting, I looked

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<v Speaker 1>up the Batman Forever soundtrack from nineteen ninety five, and

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<v Speaker 1>the main title on there is Kiss from a Rose

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<v Speaker 1>from the artist Seal. Oh my god, that was when

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<v Speaker 1>he was married to Heidi Klum. Do you remember that?

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<v Speaker 1>When I play this song, Brooke and you hear it,

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<v Speaker 1>what does it make you think of from your life?

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<v Speaker 1>What flashback are you having right now? I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I did a teotor high dance all over again. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>which teacher? Are you? Slow dancers? Obviously exactly like those

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<v Speaker 1>history boy, this song makes me think of my underwear,

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<v Speaker 1>my blue Batman undies from when I was six. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure as we speak, my mom is going to

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<v Speaker 1>be sending pictures of me wearing them tall your Facebook messengers,

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<v Speaker 1>because she loves listening to this and embarrassing me wherever

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<v Speaker 1>and whenever she do you ever prove chat and she's

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<v Speaker 1>the only one talk but send us. I bring up

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<v Speaker 1>Batman Forever because Nathan bought his date the Batman Forever

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<v Speaker 1>soundtrack while they were at the record store before they

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<v Speaker 1>went and hit up the candy store to get some lollipops.

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<v Speaker 1>But what is it about Jessica that made you want

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<v Speaker 1>to email us today? Nathan? What is so special about her?

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<v Speaker 1>You know sometimes you just feel like some of the

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<v Speaker 1>one whoa I thought You're just gonna say, like she

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<v Speaker 1>was super attractive? Yeah, like the chemistry. Yeah, I built

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of three and fours. But season number one Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe maybe mister Holt thought you were the one Brook,

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<v Speaker 1>mister hole couldn't happen. Yeah, for legal reason, Thank god.

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<v Speaker 1>Good thing looking back into the past. Let's move forward

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<v Speaker 1>into the future and hopefully get you another date here

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<v Speaker 1>with Jetska. I'm in a dollar number right now here

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<v Speaker 1>we go? Hello, Hey is this Jessica? Yes, Hey Jessica,

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<v Speaker 1>she answered, Hi, Jessica, It's meant to be or maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry? What is this about? Who's calling? This is

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<v Speaker 1>about love today? Because you're on a radio show right

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<v Speaker 1>now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Why okay

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<v Speaker 1>puts up? Oh? I like you. Yeah, your go with

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<v Speaker 1>the flow type of woman. It sounds like I try.

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<v Speaker 1>I trust. Well. We're reaching out on behalf of one

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<v Speaker 1>of our listeners who you hung out with the other

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<v Speaker 1>day about a week ago. His name is Nathan. Oh boy,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I made one something. Okay what oh you

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<v Speaker 1>thought you something? So you were the one not you won? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you feel about Nathan? Um? He seems like

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<v Speaker 1>a nice enough guy, but not for me. There was

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<v Speaker 1>some strangeness happening there, so was it? He said he

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<v Speaker 1>was super nervous, and that would be okay, but like

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<v Speaker 1>that's not the part that kind of concerns me where

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<v Speaker 1>I just laught. Oh oh yeah, because so you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have plans with your friends like you told him. No

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<v Speaker 1>one ever actually has plans with their friends. That's just

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<v Speaker 1>the emergency exit that and like, yeah, all right, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's disappointing to hear, but it's okay. Like, if

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<v Speaker 1>you're not interested in him, that's totally up to you

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<v Speaker 1>to feel that way. But maybe you could help Nathan

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<v Speaker 1>understand if he made any mistakes that night, or if

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<v Speaker 1>there's anything he could do better world, Yeah, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean it was a nice state. Like we went to

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<v Speaker 1>our record store and he bought me the Batman album,

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<v Speaker 1>which was like really sweet of him. But then he

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<v Speaker 1>says to me, sometimes I think this city is like Gotham,

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<v Speaker 1>descending into darkness. When he handed you the album, he

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<v Speaker 1>was like Batman. Yeah, like he was the Batman. And

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<v Speaker 1>then wait, it gets worse. And then he brings up

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<v Speaker 1>that sometimes he likes to drive around by himself at

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<v Speaker 1>night and call the cops on people who are breaking

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<v Speaker 1>the law. Who does he find breaking the law? Did?

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<v Speaker 1>I just curious, Like he didn't super elaborate, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was so shocked. I was just kind of like, oh, okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>not because you're you're pro crime. You don't want no.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't really picture like the man in my

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<v Speaker 1>life zooming around the city at two I am catching

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<v Speaker 1>bad guys. The sun says, they're clothes. Okay, okay, Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>could have been a joke that didn't hit right. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe he was a little too comic con like, and

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<v Speaker 1>I leave them like I kept going, I said, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So then we went to the store and oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he mentioned that you guys went to a

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<v Speaker 1>candy store and were thinking about buying some lollipops. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was the straw that just ended it. It It was

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<v Speaker 1>like there were five lollipops and he's like, oh, this

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<v Speaker 1>is how many kids we would be having a what

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<v Speaker 1>that's not first aid energy? No, yeah, definitely think Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just hoping he was trying to be funny because

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<v Speaker 1>he is on the other line listening, wanting to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you. Oh no, really lurking in the dark on

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<v Speaker 1>the dark phone. Are you there? Could hello? Hi? There

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<v Speaker 1>is hi. Hi. That was some truth, Nathan. Huh yeah, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I like to do that. I like to

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<v Speaker 1>make sure the city is safe. Wait what Okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>actually do you actually drive around at night and call

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<v Speaker 1>the cops on people. It's just not every night, but

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<v Speaker 1>you know they need help, they're understaff. Everybody knows that. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>who do you call the cops on? You know, Like

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<v Speaker 1>the other day, I saw like some guy it looked

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<v Speaker 1>like he was drinking alcohol in his car, so I

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<v Speaker 1>called the cops on him. How can you tell that

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<v Speaker 1>water bottle because it was a glass bottle and it

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<v Speaker 1>was a school near by. You know, I had to do.

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<v Speaker 1>So you really do that. We we thought maybe you

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<v Speaker 1>were joking just in light of buying the Batman soundtrack. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but that's a real thing you do. Yeah, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>real thing, and it's not as weird as it sounds.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually very helpful. Okay. Neighborhood Watch changed a lot

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<v Speaker 1>since I was a kid on the book. Calls the

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<v Speaker 1>cops on the kids in her neighborhood. But at least

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<v Speaker 1>she's doing it during the daytime. I do not. It

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<v Speaker 1>just sounds like maybe that's more of a nuisance to

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<v Speaker 1>them than anything. But yeah, they ever told me that. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it is kind of brave to go out

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<v Speaker 1>put yourself in the middle of crime. Well, he's he's

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<v Speaker 1>not really putting himself. He's just calling the cops on

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<v Speaker 1>the criminals. He's sparking adjacent to cry. It's like dating

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<v Speaker 1>a hall monitor. This is weird that you think it's

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<v Speaker 1>a red flags. Not bad what I'm doing, sweetie. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like a carrival of flags. Oh that's fun. I know,

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<v Speaker 1>it sounds like a good time. Actually, all I care

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<v Speaker 1>about the safety, and you know that's not a weird thing. Yeah. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>if we've learned anything about from talking to women on

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<v Speaker 1>the show, it's that they usually like more dangerous men.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not really into the safe beg their job. Not

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<v Speaker 1>like that's a good point, Like, have you considered like

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<v Speaker 1>trying to be a cop. It's a little too dangerous

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<v Speaker 1>for me. I'd rather just stay back and call him

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<v Speaker 1>on my cell phone. You know, crossing yard might be

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<v Speaker 1>the next best step. Yeah. Yeah. We all have a

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<v Speaker 1>job to do, and you know that's my job. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not your job. Though. He has five future kids that

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<v Speaker 1>he has to take care of. So I've gotten to you.

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<v Speaker 1>H up, why would you bring that up on a date?

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<v Speaker 1>Were you trying? Well? What am I not supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>talk about my expectations for a future family? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I think wait until somebody asks. Yeah, maybe not on

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<v Speaker 1>the first date. Yeah. I can see where you're going wrong,

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<v Speaker 1>because in your head, you're protecting your community. You're a

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<v Speaker 1>family man that shove it up your who know. No,

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<v Speaker 1>you're telling me everything that I want is wrong. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>All I want to do is communicate what I want

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<v Speaker 1>for my future family. Okay, alright. He's also very open

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<v Speaker 1>to criticism, take a breath. Okay, Nathan, just slow down

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. We're not coming after you or your

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<v Speaker 1>your dating style. Yeah, isn't trying to do that. Just

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't seem to be working with what Jessica wants out

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<v Speaker 1>of her man. Oh oh okay. So Jessica wants a

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<v Speaker 1>giant and if she does, that's totally okay. That's her

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<v Speaker 1>decision to date that spineless man. Dude, you are so

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<v Speaker 1>right on the Carnival of Flags. Just thank you, thank you. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we'd like to send you back to the carnival and

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<v Speaker 1>we pay for it on another date. So much better

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<v Speaker 1>about everything. Like the villain and the hero. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>go on a midnight ride along in a cop car

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll pay for a car car. We'll give him

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<v Speaker 1>a little flashy light, yeah, to put on top of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not interested. I'm not interested anymore. Okay, come on,

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<v Speaker 1>make fun of me. He called the wrong show. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what. Let's not infuriate the man who calls

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<v Speaker 1>the cops on everybody. We like you. I like you

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<v Speaker 1>at least all right, Nathan, all right, I know what

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<v Speaker 1>you're suing is located. If you're going to keep someone's

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<v Speaker 1>car key Brooks, it's an electric Kia Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I think Nathan did bring up a good

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<v Speaker 1>point during that call. No, he didn't. He didn't bring

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<v Speaker 1>up any good one. He did he said, stop making

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<v Speaker 1>fun of me, which I agree, Brooke. Knock it off.

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<v Speaker 1>It's supposed to be an uplifting, supportive morning show, and

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<v Speaker 1>there you are mocking a grown man who calls the

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<v Speaker 1>police on people drinking in their cars while he's hanging

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<v Speaker 1>out with his inflatable girlfriend in the passenger seat. What's

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<v Speaker 1>funny about that, Brooke? Nothing, Cindy. Should we call the

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<v Speaker 1>cops on that man? Stop looking shocked and answering is

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<v Speaker 1>that funny to you? Brooke? Well, the segment is officially

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<v Speaker 1>getting out of control. We got to go back to

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<v Speaker 1>our roots, helping people, not mocking them. Well, if they

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<v Speaker 1>weren't so mockable, maybe it wouldn't be a problem. Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'll expect better from you tomorrow. Brooke. I

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<v Speaker 1>want you to go home and think about what you've done.

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