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Speaker 1: I mean, it's tough to find a real authentic love

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Speaker 1: our listeners who fail to get a second date turned

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Speaker 1: to inflated date. And that's that. I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: there is a one hundred percent success rate with inflated date.

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Speaker 1: I just I hope that our new friend Nathan doesn't

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Speaker 1: go down that right as long as no needles or

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Speaker 1: sharp objects or welcome to the show to tell them

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Speaker 1: what's in your Amazon cart right now? And it better

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Speaker 1: not come with a small hand pump. Nathan, you're with

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Speaker 1: your inflated date right now. I didn't want to interrupt.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I'm all good. I can probably a

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Speaker 1: play a dame tail Okay, later, just imagine the flying around,

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Speaker 1: all right, we'll get back to her first. Tell us

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Speaker 1: about the real lady that you connected with the other day.

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Speaker 1: What's her name? So? Uh, I met this beautiful girl

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Speaker 1: on hinge, right, her name. Her name is Jessica Jessica. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what you like about her, you know, really everything, But

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Speaker 1: let me start for the beginning. Let me start how

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Speaker 1: how we met? Okay, more to just on Hinge. I

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Speaker 1: feel like names. Jessica met around Hinge. Go back farther

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Speaker 1: st started typing in my bio. So basically how it

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Speaker 1: her pictures. She was wearing these boots and it made

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Speaker 1: me think of Rino nine one one. So I just said,

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Speaker 1: new boots, new boot. Nobody's heard that joke, but I

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Speaker 1: were talking about funny. Oh my gosh, doesn't that show

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Speaker 1: twenty years old? Yeah? Clip is still I caught it

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Speaker 1: and I've seen on TikTok and Instagram. Yeah yeah, people

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Speaker 1: guys are missing out funny to somebody out there, hysterical

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Speaker 1: Killions of people are laughing right now. Okay, you can't

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Speaker 1: Jessica like that. She liked a new boots laughing comment.

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Speaker 1: Excuse me to butcher the hilarious. Yeah, that's good, that's good.

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Speaker 1: Take my cynicism away. And it sounds like you guys

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Speaker 1: have a good connection. Tell me more. Yeah, and so

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Speaker 1: uh we ended up meeting it. Of course. Did she

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Speaker 1: wear the boots when you first see her? No, no no, no,

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Speaker 1: wearing these sunglasses and fuzzy Russian hat. Fuzzy Russian hat

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Speaker 1: like a hunter elber Fudd hat. It's like a stovepipe

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Speaker 1: so she's like vintage, she likes vintage stuff exactly. So

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Speaker 1: from the record store? Well, I picked an album for her. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what'd you pick? The Batman Forever Sounds track from ninety five? Interesting?

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Speaker 1: and ninety five you were alive and ninety five, Jeff? Okay,

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Speaker 1: And it's nice to buy a little gift on their date. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: So what happened after the record store? So after a

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Speaker 1: after this second date. While we were waiting, I looked

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Speaker 1: When I play this song, Brooke and you hear it,

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Speaker 1: But what is it about Jessica that made you want

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Speaker 1: maybe maybe mister Holt thought you were the one Brook,

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Speaker 1: mister hole couldn't happen. Yeah, for legal reason, Thank god.

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Speaker 1: Good thing looking back into the past. Let's move forward

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Speaker 1: with Jetska. I'm in a dollar number right now here

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Speaker 1: now with Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Why okay

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Speaker 1: of our listeners who you hung out with the other

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Speaker 1: day about a week ago. His name is Nathan. Oh boy,

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Speaker 1: to you. Oh no, really lurking in the dark on

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Speaker 1: like that's a good point, Like, have you considered like

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Speaker 1: H up, why would you bring that up on a date?

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Speaker 1: Were you trying? Well? What am I not supposed to

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Speaker 1: you're telling me everything that I want is wrong. You know.

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Speaker 1: to criticism, take a breath. Okay, Nathan, just slow down

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Speaker 1: decision to date that spineless man. Dude, you are so

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Speaker 1: right on the Carnival of Flags. Just thank you, thank you. Well,

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Speaker 1: we'd like to send you back to the carnival and

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Speaker 1: we pay for it on another date. So much better

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Speaker 1: about everything. Like the villain and the hero. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: I'm not interested. I'm not interested anymore. Okay, come on,

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Speaker 1: don't know what. Let's not infuriate the man who calls

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Speaker 1: at least all right, Nathan, all right, I know what

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Speaker 1: you're suing is located. If you're going to keep someone's

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Speaker 1: car key Brooks, it's an electric Kia Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: You know, I think Nathan did bring up a good

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Speaker 1: funny about that, Brooke? Nothing, Cindy. Should we call the

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Speaker 1: that funny to you? Brooke? Well, the segment is officially

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'll expect better from you tomorrow. Brooke. I

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