WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Fish That Swim

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<v Speaker 1>Frooking Jewels. Second Date up Date. The girl on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone for a second date update today is shocked that

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<v Speaker 1>a guy is not calling her back after he went

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<v Speaker 1>on a date with her. Why because, in her own words,

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<v Speaker 1>according to her email, she has never been blown off

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<v Speaker 1>by a guy everhy And that's why they call her

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<v Speaker 1>sure thing? Amanda, sure thing. Amanda is on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>with us. What's up? Sure Thing. I don't think that's Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>she's fine with it. Okay, do they actually call you that?

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<v Speaker 1>I just made that up. No, but I'm fine with it. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Well, I'm just gonna call you a short

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<v Speaker 1>thing from now on. So you said that this is

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<v Speaker 1>the first time you've ever been blown off by a

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<v Speaker 1>guy and not gotten a second date? Yep, is the

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<v Speaker 1>first time. How is that possible, That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how it's possible. I met my half,

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<v Speaker 1>you've never been blown off. I don't know. She's never

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<v Speaker 1>had that happen to me before. So this must be

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<v Speaker 1>a very confusing time in your life. And I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 1>about that. Amanda. Tell us a little bit about the

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<v Speaker 1>guy that you want us to call today. What's his name?

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<v Speaker 1>His name is Jimmy. Okay, Jimmy. So, uh, this is

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<v Speaker 1>the story. So one morning I was getting coffee before

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<v Speaker 1>work and I left the shop and some guy ran

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<v Speaker 1>outside after me and he was like, you forgot this.

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<v Speaker 1>And I turned around and he had a comb in

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<v Speaker 1>his hand and I was like, what, that's not mine

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<v Speaker 1>and he was like, I know, I know, I just

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<v Speaker 1>needed something to get your attention. I just wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you. Oh okay, So it was a little

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<v Speaker 1>trick to try to talk to you. So he showed

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<v Speaker 1>you his dirty, bacteria ridden comb that he had in

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<v Speaker 1>his pocket. Well, I thought it was funny, you know it?

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<v Speaker 1>You know clever? Whatever? Are you someone who often gets

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<v Speaker 1>chased down in parking lots for dates? Not chased down?

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, guys asked me out. Yeah, so you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we got to talking and he seems cool and hey,

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<v Speaker 1>that's funny, asked me to hang out, and I said, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I have work right now, but he asked for my number,

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<v Speaker 1>so I gave it to him and we texted for

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<v Speaker 1>a few days and Facebook team, you know, did the

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<v Speaker 1>background shack all of that. Yeah, right, So you did

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<v Speaker 1>your due diligence to find out if he's a perv

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<v Speaker 1>or not right exactly. So he seemed cool. So we

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<v Speaker 1>set a time to you know, hang out for date

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<v Speaker 1>and we went to dinner. How was dinner? Was everything cool? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>everything was good, except for one part that was a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit weird. Um. I told him I used to

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<v Speaker 1>be a dancer. That's what I'm talking about. Back that

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<v Speaker 1>kind of answer. I danced for a sports team, and

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<v Speaker 1>you could dance for a sports team. Oh okay, Still,

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<v Speaker 1>let's not quite the caliber of dancer I was hoping for.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I was gonna say. Maybe he's not calling

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<v Speaker 1>you back because you're not that kind of dancer. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>when I told him, he got this weird look after

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<v Speaker 1>I said it, kind of like you guys did when

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<v Speaker 1>I told you for the birth time. It's understandable, that's

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<v Speaker 1>oh no, no, not that type of dancer. I used

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<v Speaker 1>to dance for a fourteen Yeah, But then he seems skeptical,

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<v Speaker 1>like he didn't really believe me. So I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe he thought I was covering up that I really

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<v Speaker 1>was that kind of dancer. Is that why you think

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<v Speaker 1>he's not calling you back because because he thinks you're

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<v Speaker 1>a stripper. I don't know it could be. It's the

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<v Speaker 1>only thing I can think of. Are you insulted that

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<v Speaker 1>a man thinks that you are a stripper? No? I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I told him the truth. Can I ask you

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<v Speaker 1>a question, Amanda? Yeah, you don't sound like you're really

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<v Speaker 1>that into this guy. Do you want to just do

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<v Speaker 1>a second date? Update because he's the only guy never

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<v Speaker 1>to call you back? Kind of? Yeah, that's fine. I

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<v Speaker 1>am all four of that. It's weird when somebody doesn't,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, call you back after a date. Yeah. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I don't even need a second date. I just

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<v Speaker 1>want to know why he called me. I mean, is

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<v Speaker 1>that okay that I still do this? Yeah? Absolutely it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you tell us how everything ended with him? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he gave me a kiss on the cheek and we

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<v Speaker 1>went our separate ways. Did you make any plans for

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<v Speaker 1>a future date? No, he said, you know, I'll call you.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you tried texting him? No? I haven't texted him.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, you'd never do something like that. Well, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>waiting for him to text me. But maybe, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe he just cut onto the fact that you're not

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<v Speaker 1>really that interested in him, and so he thought why

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<v Speaker 1>I even put the energy in. I don't care. I

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<v Speaker 1>just want to know why he's not calling you back. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>how long has it been then since your date? Since

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<v Speaker 1>you haven't reached out to him, you're just waiting for

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<v Speaker 1>him to call. It hasn't been like a day or anything,

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<v Speaker 1>has it. No, it's done like two weeks. Okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's an official blow off then. Yeah, this is the

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<v Speaker 1>first time this has ever happened to me and I

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<v Speaker 1>can't figure it out. Okay, well we'll play a song,

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<v Speaker 1>come back, call him and get your second date up date.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Okay, thank you. You're welcome hang brooking jubil

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the sting. Amanda. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>rita fellas, she's working for you. She wants a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update because the guys she went out with won't

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<v Speaker 1>call her back and she is so upset and she's

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<v Speaker 1>about to take it out for everybody to see. Get

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<v Speaker 1>your ones out. Amanda's taking center stakes. You're gonna show

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<v Speaker 1>us how a second date update is really done. Isn't

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<v Speaker 1>that right, Amanda? Yeah? Why am I introwing Amanda like that? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>because she's a dancer. Unfortunately, she's not that kind of dancer,

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<v Speaker 1>but she thinks that the guy isn't calling her back

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<v Speaker 1>because during their date, she was like, I'm a dancer,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he gave her a weird look like you

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<v Speaker 1>always hear when somebody just says, there a dancer. You're like,

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<v Speaker 1>I know what that means. And then she explained that

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<v Speaker 1>she wasn't that kind of dancer, but she feels like

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<v Speaker 1>maybe he didn't believe her. That's the only thing she

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<v Speaker 1>can think of as to why he wouldn't be calling

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<v Speaker 1>her back. Also say that she's never been blown off

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<v Speaker 1>by a guy before. Ever, this is the first guy

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<v Speaker 1>never to call her and ask for a second date,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's more important to her than even getting the

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<v Speaker 1>second date. She just wants to know why this is

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<v Speaker 1>the one guy who wouldn't call her back. Amanda, Yep,

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<v Speaker 1>you're ready to get this thing going. I'm ready. He

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<v Speaker 1>is always ready. She lives by the matter. If you

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<v Speaker 1>stay ready, you ain't got to get ready, and we're

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<v Speaker 1>ready for some hot second date action. She's been moonlighting

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<v Speaker 1>as a strip club DJ. Haven't you I want that

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<v Speaker 1>job so bad? Okay, sorry, Brooke, you were saying something

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<v Speaker 1>to DOHI man before I started the music yeah. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>if it comes back that maybe he's just been out

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<v Speaker 1>of town for the last two weeks and there's a

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<v Speaker 1>totally reasonable explanation. Were you actually going to turn him

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<v Speaker 1>down at that point? I don't know. I mean, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess we'll see how it goes. You sound actually pissed

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<v Speaker 1>that this guy's not calling you back. I am. I

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<v Speaker 1>just want to know, like, of all the guys that

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<v Speaker 1>I dated, why is it this guy that's not called on?

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<v Speaker 1>What reads it does he have? Well? I'm gonna dial

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<v Speaker 1>the phone of her right now and get him on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone and see if we can find out why. Okay, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>can I speak to Jimmy please? Yeah, this is a Jimmy. Hey, Jimmy,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you? This is Jewil from brook and Jewil

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning. Jebil from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning,

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<v Speaker 1>the radio program. Why is a radio program calling me? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>because one of our listeners actually emailed us and asked

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<v Speaker 1>if we could get you on the phone. Her name

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<v Speaker 1>is Amanda, and you recently took her out on a date. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So Amanda emailed us and told us about your date,

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<v Speaker 1>and she also said she really liked you a lot

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<v Speaker 1>and she's wondering why you're not calling her back. She said,

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<v Speaker 1>it's been like two weeks since you guys went out.

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<v Speaker 1>She's been hoping you would call to ask her on

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<v Speaker 1>a second date, but she's heard nothing, and she's wondering,

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<v Speaker 1>is there whoat she did? I said, I bet she did.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you say it like that? Well, Amanda is uh,

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<v Speaker 1>uh boy, Amanda's uh, she's something else. Um. We talked

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<v Speaker 1>to her just to let you know. We talked to her.

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<v Speaker 1>She told us about meeting you. I thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>really cool the way she did. She didn't sound like

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<v Speaker 1>anything that I mean you. I say, she's a real

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<v Speaker 1>pisser on the air. Sure, what do you mean by that?

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<v Speaker 1>Like she had a like problem. It's a nightmare, she's

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<v Speaker 1>a nightmare. Did you say she's a nightmare? She was

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<v Speaker 1>a nightmare? Why is she a nightmare? What? What'd she

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<v Speaker 1>tell you? She just said, you guys went out to

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<v Speaker 1>dinner and had some good conversation, ended the date with

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<v Speaker 1>a kiss on the cheek, and she was hoping to

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<v Speaker 1>hear from you again. That's it pretty much it. Yeah, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>let's look, okay, Amanda is a very attractive woman. But

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<v Speaker 1>I could tell everything about her from her food order.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean, like she's a vegetarian and you

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<v Speaker 1>just can't stand those people? Like I feel the same. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a lot worse than that. Okay, well what could

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<v Speaker 1>be worse? What did she do just ordering food that

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<v Speaker 1>pissed you off enough to like call her a pisser

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever thing. Let me give you a blow by

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<v Speaker 1>blow description. She started off by asking for bottled water,

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<v Speaker 1>no ice, and he couldn't be tap water. She explained

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<v Speaker 1>all this to the waiter. Why is that so offensive

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<v Speaker 1>to you? Though? Oh, that's not offensive. That was just

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<v Speaker 1>the opening salvo, all right. It got worse from there.

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<v Speaker 1>Then she explained that she had certain diet terry restrictions,

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<v Speaker 1>like didn't eat any red meat. Okay, gue, no dairy,

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<v Speaker 1>No fish that swim. What but fish that swim? You know, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let that sink. So no, no dairy, no fish that swim.

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<v Speaker 1>She's a picky eater, obviously. Yeah. I even asked her.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, what do you mean fish that swim? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>So she made this little wavy motion with their hand.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, fish that swim? I said, yeah, I know,

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<v Speaker 1>dish that swim. Don't off fish swim? No, no, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>there's some little fish that walk around You're, like, like shrimp, lobsters,

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<v Speaker 1>anything with little bitty legs are okay? Is that just

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<v Speaker 1>because she has like an allergy or something? I so,

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<v Speaker 1>who knows. I thought you were just I thought you

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<v Speaker 1>were just saying it, like as a figure of speech,

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<v Speaker 1>when you were talking fish that swims. I didn't realize

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<v Speaker 1>that was the exact words that came out of her.

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<v Speaker 1>She actually he said fish that swim. You know. I

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna just take it at face value, but she

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<v Speaker 1>went on to explain to me that fish that swim

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<v Speaker 1>have a higher lucury content, and so if you eat

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<v Speaker 1>fish that swim, you're slowly killing yourself. He sounds really

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<v Speaker 1>upset about this. I wanted to eat a whole fish

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<v Speaker 1>right then? Okay, so is it all right? So she's

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<v Speaker 1>a picky eater. I've never heard the fish that swim

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<v Speaker 1>thing before? Why not either? Why not go out with

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<v Speaker 1>her on a second date? Though? Is that the only

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<v Speaker 1>bad thing? Well? Wasn't that enough? I don't know, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean it was high maintenance. Okay, it's a high maintenance issue.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I ask as I'm just curious what did she

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<v Speaker 1>end up ordering? For dinner. I don't know, some sort

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<v Speaker 1>of salad dressing. You know something about her with water dressing.

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<v Speaker 1>So we talked to her about your date, and she

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<v Speaker 1>didn't mention her diet terrorist fictions. But she did also say,

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<v Speaker 1>you're the only guy that has ever not called her

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<v Speaker 1>back for a second date. You know that. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of hard for me to believe. I can't imagine

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<v Speaker 1>all the other guys in her life have put up

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<v Speaker 1>with that. Oh my gosh. You know what, Jimmy, thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for being honest with us. Man, I appreciate it,

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<v Speaker 1>no problem. And now I feel like I must be

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<v Speaker 1>honest with you because Amanda is actually on the other

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<v Speaker 1>line listening to this conversation. Yeah, I am here, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hearing what you're saying about me. Hey, Amanda, I

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<v Speaker 1>care about what goes in my body, and obviously you

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<v Speaker 1>don't know I was caring about what one in your

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<v Speaker 1>body in a completely different way. Thank you for taking

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<v Speaker 1>the words out of my mouth, Jimmy. I was hoping

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't have to make that joke. You're sure, dude, Jimmy,

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<v Speaker 1>I will say to stand up for her. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you expect the hottest girl you've ever seen to then

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<v Speaker 1>go down a cheeseburger. Thank you have that body that

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<v Speaker 1>she probably has and also mowed down on cheese fries

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<v Speaker 1>all the time. Look, I leish you ever heard the phrase,

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<v Speaker 1>no matter how hot she is, there's some guy they're

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<v Speaker 1>just tired of hers. Yes, your information. I didn't even

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<v Speaker 1>want a second date. I literally just wanted this to happen,

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<v Speaker 1>to find out why you didn't call me back, why

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<v Speaker 1>you were such a jerk. Obviously, I thought this girl

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<v Speaker 1>that you've ever gone out with, so that's for you. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gone. You're very hot, okay, but and I totally

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<v Speaker 1>sleep with you want, But I just don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>eat with you again. That leads me to my question, Jimmy,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go on a second date with Amanda?

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<v Speaker 1>There will be no eating you, okay. I was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>say you guys, I would pay for you guys to

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<v Speaker 1>go to dinner, but you don't even have to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>You can just sleep together once. I'm not interested either, Amanda.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh No, I'm not. Yeah, you're not missing out there,

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<v Speaker 1>Amanda whatsoever. Clearly, you know what, You're just a low

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<v Speaker 1>class jerk, and you obviously can't handle a woman like me.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to handle a woman like you. I'd

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<v Speaker 1>rather handle a woman that eats fish that swim. And

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, I don't care what you think all

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<v Speaker 1>fish swim. Well, this was definitely not a successful second

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<v Speaker 1>date update, but we can try to answer the question

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<v Speaker 1>our text my support seven eight five nine two do

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<v Speaker 1>all fish swim? Texted in there's something way more important

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<v Speaker 1>going on now. A lot of people texting in about

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<v Speaker 1>today's second date update, but most of them missing the point, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>of actually what was going on in the second date update,

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<v Speaker 1>because most of the text messages that we're getting in

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<v Speaker 1>are just wanting dates with either party, the guy or

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<v Speaker 1>the girl from the second date update. Text in like

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<v Speaker 1>this at seven eight five to nine two. That Southern

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<v Speaker 1>accent is so sexy, you can give him my number.

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<v Speaker 1>Another text at seven eight five nine two that says

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<v Speaker 1>tell her to hit me up. Another text in at

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<v Speaker 1>seven eight five to nine two, this is I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>love with Jimmy, give him my number, la, So everybody

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<v Speaker 1>wants Jimmy's number. Jimmy did have a Southern accent, but

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<v Speaker 1>I guess nobody could pay attention to what was actually

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<v Speaker 1>going on in the second Date update. There's like he

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<v Speaker 1>dreamy if you missed the second Date update. This girl

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<v Speaker 1>Amanda wanted us to call a sexy guy named Jimmy.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently we know why she wanted to call him. Wanted

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<v Speaker 1>him to call her back because apparently he's the sexiest

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<v Speaker 1>man on the planet according to the text message seven

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<v Speaker 1>eight five nine two. And we got him on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone and the reason that he wasn't calling her back

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<v Speaker 1>was because when they were out eating, she said, I

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<v Speaker 1>I don't I have very like strict diet her names,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't eat any fish that swims, and that

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<v Speaker 1>made him angry. People are also pissed at her for

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<v Speaker 1>that because there's like, those are crustaceans that don't swim.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all fish swim. There's a lot of marine biologists

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<v Speaker 1>was in the show. It was a lot of technical.

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<v Speaker 1>It was one of those ridiculous things that people said,

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<v Speaker 1>I I only ate purple fish and only the ones

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<v Speaker 1>that don't swim, and the ones that like can blank,

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<v Speaker 1>can fish even blink? I don't think they could. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there's like two fish that can blank, and I eat

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<v Speaker 1>only those ones. And she said it was something about

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<v Speaker 1>the mercury and the water and the fish that swim

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<v Speaker 1>according to her higher levels of mercury. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently it just comes down to him not wanting to

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<v Speaker 1>go out with somebody who's a picky eater. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit high maintenance. Yes, definitely. It's like when

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<v Speaker 1>you go with someone who's I'm a pscytarian. Yeah, whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>you eat a little bit of meat, you eat fish. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, he didn't want to go out with her again,

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<v Speaker 1>he said no, But he'll be fine because he's getting

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<v Speaker 1>text tons of text message in seven, eight, five nine

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<v Speaker 1>two from people who just want to go out on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with him because he had a Southern accent.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm not worried about Jimmy. I am, however, worried

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<v Speaker 1>about Amanda that she's not gonna be able to find

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<v Speaker 1>anything to eat in the near future. Yeah. Now I

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<v Speaker 1>can't even eat the fish that walk, so I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>or the vegetables that grow. I'm not going to eat

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<v Speaker 1>them anymore either. Remember, if you want a second date up,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't have to do his email the show, and

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<v Speaker 1>we will call the person who didn't call you back.

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<v Speaker 1>Moving ninety two point five