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Speaker 1: of My Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep,

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Speaker 1: the gritty on the hint of his music video they

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Speaker 1: I didn't like it. But he did hit the gritty

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Speaker 1: do you think John morant Is is aware of this?

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Speaker 1: we lit a candle for him. We're praying for you, Michael.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what side of argument. The point is,

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Speaker 1: I'm saying John morand like that kind of guy. Michael

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Speaker 1: in their steward pipes, everything, they then decided that they

420
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 1: they armed themselves. They got rifles and went hunting for

421
00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:41,120
Speaker 1: gators to basically like wipe out the steward gator population.

422
00:26:41,560 --> 00:26:45,520
Speaker 1: So here's my first question. A few questions, were these

423
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:49,360
Speaker 1: white boys are black boys? Uh, that is a great question,

424
00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:53,400
Speaker 1: and I don't actually know. It wasn't clear at the

425
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 1: implication or at least the energy it had was white

426
00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,560
Speaker 1: boys that these were these were white boys who found

427
00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 1: this gay eater. Because now it makes me feel like

428
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 1: the gator is gonna get emmett too or for lack

429
00:27:04,119 --> 00:27:07,200
Speaker 1: of a better trip, Oh yeah that they they claimed

430
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 1: the gator was whistling at them, and now all of

431
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:13,800
Speaker 1: a sudden, we're murdering a gator for for no reason. Right,

432
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,280
Speaker 1: they runted up a posse just because these little white

433
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 1: boys said they saw gator. Yeah, they said they saw swarms,

434
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:23,119
Speaker 1: which makes it even more hateful in the way that

435
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 1: you're talking about where it's like, if you say swarms,

436
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 1: you're being yeah, you're pretending like there's more than there are.

437
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 1: There were like two of them, and you're like everywhere

438
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:38,160
Speaker 1: there were swarms. The windows were talking about like those

439
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:41,360
Speaker 1: gators weren't bothering nobody, big Uh, they were. They were

440
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:43,760
Speaker 1: grilling in the park just like you have every right.

441
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:48,879
Speaker 1: They've been living here longer than your family's been here. Yeah,

442
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,600
Speaker 1: you know what, those gators are more American than you are,

443
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 1: but you don't want to have that conversation, not today,

444
00:27:54,359 --> 00:27:56,359
Speaker 1: not today. You just want to run and tell the cops.

445
00:27:57,240 --> 00:28:00,880
Speaker 1: So in the gator round up, did they find it

446
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 1: doesn't seem like they did. It seems like they It

447
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 1: just sort of created more kerfuffle, right that that the

448
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 1: legend sort of grew from this, And the theory that

449
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:15,880
Speaker 1: this all comes from is actually that wealthy families would

450
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:20,480
Speaker 1: vacation and warmer climate and then return from those places

451
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:24,840
Speaker 1: to New York City with cute little baby gators as pets.

452
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 1: And then the gators get bigger, they outgrow the space.

453
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 1: You gotta put them in the bathtub. Now you don't

454
00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:33,879
Speaker 1: know where to put your your side, where to watch.

455
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 1: New York City obviously isn't building for accommodating alligators. And

456
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:42,160
Speaker 1: so then they just get rid of the motherfucker's either

457
00:28:42,240 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 1: by flushing them or throwing them out of windows, whatever

458
00:28:44,920 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 1: the funk it is. And then subsequently those gators buill

459
00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 1: colonies underneath the the systems because I know that the

460
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: New York to Miami pipeline is real, yes, just like

461
00:28:57,160 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 1: the people, So it makes sense to gators, what way

462
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 1: right that they would also vacation part of the year

463
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 1: in in Miami and then come back to New York

464
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 1: talk about it like they went to a different country

465
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:12,880
Speaker 1: or something that you have to go. You simply have

466
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 1: to go to Miami. Have you ever met a Cuban man?

467
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 1: You simply must meet one of these Cubans. But I've

468
00:29:23,240 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 1: met four Puerto Ricans. You told me that. I don't

469
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:31,640
Speaker 1: mean that. So what gets even crazier is and I

470
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:35,040
Speaker 1: didn't realize this. In the nineteen thirties, baby gators for

471
00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:41,240
Speaker 1: purchase were constantly advertised in magazines and newspapers, and they

472
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 1: would ship you the gators by mail. If you wanted

473
00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 1: a baby gator, you could simply call a number from

474
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 1: the newspaper and they would send you a baby gator

475
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:55,600
Speaker 1: as a pet in the mail. Okay, so this is

476
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:59,480
Speaker 1: even more viable than it was like a fashionable pet

477
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:02,720
Speaker 1: to have. It was apparently like a super cool thing

478
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 1: to be able to like buy a gator in the mail.

479
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 1: This country, man, I mean, we've taken in light of

480
00:30:08,840 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 1: a few recent steps, we've taken pretty far back. But

481
00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 1: we were going nuts. Yeah, we and stuff like this

482
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 1: doesn't make me. It does make me go, oh, I

483
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 1: see what they're talking about when they say make America

484
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:25,400
Speaker 1: great again? You know what I mean? Yeah, you couldn't.

485
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 1: You could do anything. You could just order alligators in

486
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,160
Speaker 1: the mail. Bro You could have called a number and

487
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 1: had an alligator the next day. That's fucking crazy. Who

488
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 1: sent him this and nobody? That's what made it so beautiful.

489
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 1: There were no sanctions, there was not Everything was anything.

490
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 1: You drift it. You could have it, man, just to

491
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 1: get oh man, see so a lot of those I

492
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:53,360
Speaker 1: guarantee you that flush rate on mail alligators. No fucking

493
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 1: way am I keeping a mail gator. There's no I

494
00:30:57,280 --> 00:31:00,680
Speaker 1: have no commitment. I didn't even go out and earn it. No, no,

495
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 1: I didn't wrangle it. I just got it in a box.

496
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,040
Speaker 1: I don't even know if it came down or alive.

497
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:10,440
Speaker 1: It's got fucking instructions next to it. Um, I'm fleshing

498
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:14,200
Speaker 1: this gator. I gotta feed this thing pineapples? What are they?

499
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 1: Don't you truly have no idea? What alligators that I love?

500
00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 1: I have no idea. Old chicken they meet, right they meet.

501
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:26,959
Speaker 1: I don't think it's pineapples. I think they think if

502
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 1: you gave them one, I bet it would I bet

503
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 1: it's not turning down pineapple. It's not better than pineapple. No,

504
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 1: it's a very good. So although the city and and

505
00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:43,480
Speaker 1: experts claim that it's a mostly unfounded theory right that

506
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:47,360
Speaker 1: that there are not New York City the government says, so,

507
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 1: the government denies that there are any versions of colonies

508
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:54,040
Speaker 1: of gators living beneath the earth. And it is worth

509
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 1: noting that one of the things that people claim now

510
00:31:57,600 --> 00:31:59,920
Speaker 1: is not only that there are alligators in our sewers,

511
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 1: but that the the gators themselves have now evolved to

512
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 1: be like these blind albino alligators that basically are better

513
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 1: at managing without sunlight and and sort of like fresh

514
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:16,840
Speaker 1: air the way that the average alligator would be able

515
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 1: to live. Okay, because I've seen an albino gator at

516
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 1: the zoo. Yeah, no, there are real albino gators. They're

517
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 1: saying that sewer albino gators are like a different breed

518
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 1: that has grown from like they evolved. Yeah exactly. That, Like,

519
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,440
Speaker 1: I kind of have a tough time like that because

520
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:36,160
Speaker 1: like evolution, the one thing we know about it is

521
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: that it takes a long time. So they got albino

522
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 1: and what three generations that seems kind of Yeah, seventy

523
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 1: years doesn't seem like enough to like turn you your

524
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:51,880
Speaker 1: whole species white, right right right, right right exactly exactly.

525
00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:55,920
Speaker 1: So I don't believe that, do I believe that maybe

526
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,040
Speaker 1: if there's a bunch of gators down there, one is

527
00:32:58,080 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 1: an albino. Sure, albinos are everywhere I've seen. I've seen

528
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 1: the multiple albinos in real life, so you know what

529
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 1: I mean. And that's just walking around, you know, wherever

530
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 1: I'm at. You know what scares me is I don't

531
00:33:12,560 --> 00:33:16,200
Speaker 1: know if albino is now suddenly like uh not the

532
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:20,320
Speaker 1: term that you're supposed to call somebody if they are

533
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:23,480
Speaker 1: talking about people. Yeah, like I know, I don't think

534
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 1: you can call them binos. I think you have to.

535
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 1: You gotta say the whole word. Yeah, you gotta have that.

536
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 1: That's like the one. That's the part I do know

537
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 1: for I guess you and I imagine you know this

538
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:46,040
Speaker 1: from experience this. I just assume listen, I wouldn't. I'm

539
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 1: not gonna be I'm not like on the street yelling

540
00:33:47,640 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 1: at them. I will also say, though, I've seen so

541
00:33:51,120 --> 00:33:54,760
Speaker 1: many more black albinos then white. But I think that's

542
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:59,720
Speaker 1: because of Africa say more like him in Freetown. You

543
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 1: pretty much every time you go out you'll see in albino. Oh.

544
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,959
Speaker 1: Because you know what's funny, We actually did an episode,

545
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:11,080
Speaker 1: uh not too long ago about the fact that there

546
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:15,040
Speaker 1: are a bunch of nations throughout the world, not specific

547
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 1: just to Africa, that where albinos are are hunted, that

548
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,239
Speaker 1: they're actually treated like either they are cursed or that

549
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 1: their bodies can be used for like uh, curses and

550
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 1: and hexes and and ship Asia. No, it's it's it's

551
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 1: not just I think Australia probably focks around over there,

552
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:36,800
Speaker 1: but like the Philippines, I think they did that ship

553
00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:42,360
Speaker 1: Nigeria they murdered their albinos for jest and ship for

554
00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:47,760
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. Uh not in Yeah, it wasn't like that necessarily,

555
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:51,239
Speaker 1: but we we digress. The point is, do I think

556
00:34:51,280 --> 00:34:56,040
Speaker 1: that there are some magical albinia that's the least reasonable

557
00:34:56,200 --> 00:34:59,359
Speaker 1: part of this whole conspiracy to me, that they've now

558
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:03,719
Speaker 1: developed into like some type of super see in the dark.

559
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 1: I don't believe that. I definitely think not swarms because

560
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 1: I'm not racist, but I'm sure that's down there. So

561
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: what's funny is, and I'm glad that you said that.

562
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 1: Is that they're despite this, the city sort of denying it.

563
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,400
Speaker 1: And part of the reason that these experts say that

564
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 1: it's not possible is that New York sewers are too

565
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:28,399
Speaker 1: cold and toxic for alligators to actually survive for very long,

566
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:32,759
Speaker 1: especially if they're eating rats and raw sewage. They're they're basically,

567
00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:38,719
Speaker 1: you know, constantly eating poison because of the ship that's

568
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 1: floating around in our sewers, and that would kill them,

569
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:46,840
Speaker 1: along with the freezing temperatures and the lack of sunlight's

570
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:50,360
Speaker 1: freezing as hard as that city gets in the summertime.

571
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,840
Speaker 1: You want me to think it's freezing in the I

572
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:55,840
Speaker 1: think it's getting pretty cold. Where are our sewage is

573
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,040
Speaker 1: where there's no sun and you know, the fucking the

574
00:35:59,239 --> 00:36:03,319
Speaker 1: city is not hot all year round. That's fair. So

575
00:36:03,360 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 1: they're just saying because so frozen temperate cany migrant. I

576
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:10,279
Speaker 1: also don't know, is there like, like, is there like

577
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:12,839
Speaker 1: an outlet where it would be like, oh, in the wintertime,

578
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:15,920
Speaker 1: you know they come out, Yeah, they go by this

579
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 1: abandoned space eater and yeah, come out for a little bit.

580
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 1: And then I don't I mean, I don't know. Yeah,

581
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:26,720
Speaker 1: I I to your point, I do presume that they're

582
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:30,520
Speaker 1: not just sitting in the same spot no matter what,

583
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 1: no matter what, Like they're they're no animal stationary. So

584
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:37,040
Speaker 1: maybe they're just figuring out, like I, this is cool

585
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 1: for this part of the year or this time of day,

586
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:42,719
Speaker 1: and then I'll go over here where it's similar temperatures

587
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 1: during the other part of the day or year. Right,

588
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 1: Like maybe they got a brownstone in Brooklyn that runs

589
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 1: the heat too much in the day. Yeah, the basement

590
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 1: has like a real thin floor and they can just

591
00:36:56,719 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: feel whatever's coming through. Yeah, they just soak it up.

592
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:06,000
Speaker 1: So these experts deny the possibility that the alligators can

593
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 1: be down there, But despite that, the city does acknowledge

594
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 1: that they have to rescue multiple alligators a year. Even

595
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:18,760
Speaker 1: to this day, multiple alligators a year are being taken

596
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:22,880
Speaker 1: out of the sewards by the city. Multiple a year

597
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 1: is insane. Yes, bro, if there's multiple, any more than five,

598
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 1: they're down there, fucking right that this isn't just like

599
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:35,760
Speaker 1: isolated incidents, now, this is no. No. I could believe

600
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 1: up to five random people put alligators in the sewer

601
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 1: at different places. Anything more than that those they're recreating

602
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 1: one per borough is what David Bori says, One alligator

603
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:52,640
Speaker 1: per borrow. I mean that if it's happenstance. Anything after that, though,

604
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:56,239
Speaker 1: is they're they're fucking they're I'm with you on this.

605
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:59,320
Speaker 1: I I truly believe that if you're pulling out multiple

606
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:02,840
Speaker 1: alligators a year, and more than that, they're also fielding.

607
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 1: They said hundreds of calls every year of people either

608
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 1: just curious about the alligator situation or reporting having seen

609
00:38:13,360 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 1: something alligator related. Who is that guy who calls the

610
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 1: cops because he's curious about the alligator situation. I think

611
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:21,759
Speaker 1: he's just like, hey, man, I've been hearing a lot

612
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 1: of stuff for the past. No, no, no, no, yeah,

613
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 1: I'll hold I get you. Got some other stuff going on, No,

614
00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 1: I handle the burglars and then get back to me.

615
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 1: It's gonna take a while, Yeah, but please just make

616
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 1: sure you section off some time because I have questions,

617
00:38:41,760 --> 00:38:44,759
Speaker 1: big gator questions. Do we have Do you have any

618
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:49,279
Speaker 1: numbers on that? No? They tried to be I think

619
00:38:49,719 --> 00:38:53,640
Speaker 1: particularly vague about it, and some of this I think

620
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 1: this is the you know, this is that that's how

621
00:38:57,200 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 1: they get you moment because this is them trying to

622
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:05,800
Speaker 1: to pretend as if this isn't an actual problem by

623
00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 1: by sort of keeping the numbers unclear, you know what

624
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:13,680
Speaker 1: I mean, Like this, this might be we might be

625
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:16,880
Speaker 1: dealing with a big fucking problem. And they go, oh,

626
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,279
Speaker 1: it's just you know, every once in a while we

627
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 1: find a gator. It's nobody, it's not a problem. Yeah,

628
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,600
Speaker 1: but like we feel a lot of calls. We feel

629
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:28,839
Speaker 1: a lot of calls, Like we save multiple gators. How

630
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:35,880
Speaker 1: many constitutes a swarm? Yeah? And and what's even scarier

631
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:39,439
Speaker 1: is that they're sitting and they're they're pretending as if

632
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:42,319
Speaker 1: the people who are calling are the crazy ones. Do

633
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? They go, you nutty sons

634
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:47,319
Speaker 1: of bitches, there's no gators in the sewer, But there are,

635
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:51,319
Speaker 1: in fact gators in the sewers. We recover gators from

636
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:54,359
Speaker 1: the sewer regularly, and they won't tell those people on

637
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,560
Speaker 1: the phone. You know who we gotta get to as

638
00:39:56,640 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 1: the gator butt Who's who's recovering m m hmmm. Almost

639
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:05,279
Speaker 1: the gator busters. But that's not a term. Again, it

640
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 1: sounds racist, but no one does sound bad. That one

641
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:15,480
Speaker 1: does sound bad. The gator busters. There's no way, that's

642
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:19,880
Speaker 1: a warm, more group of people that you have affection for. No,

643
00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 1: that's not anybody who celebrates the culture, not at all.

644
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 1: All Right, we're gonna take our second break. We'll be

645
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:30,360
Speaker 1: back with more gator talk and more. My mama told me,

646
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 1: and we are bad. Ain't nobody got time for that. Yeah,

647
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:51,120
Speaker 1: we're back here with more David Borie, more Langston Kerman.

648
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 1: We're still talking about the possibility that there are alligators

649
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:58,319
Speaker 1: in our sewers, that they're living down there, fucking and

650
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 1: sucking and making gator babies that that then go on

651
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:05,960
Speaker 1: to do uh gator ship. We don't know what they do,

652
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:10,279
Speaker 1: and we certain David definitely doesn't know what they eat. Pineapples.

653
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 1: I think pineapples is the best guests we've gotten so far.

654
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:17,960
Speaker 1: I here's the thing. New York City is so big,

655
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:22,319
Speaker 1: um hm, and like I just I think this one

656
00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:25,799
Speaker 1: is real. Man. I really believe in this. So one

657
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 1: of the things that that sort of became the go

658
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 1: to story and where the the theory really found its

659
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:35,560
Speaker 1: legs and maybe this will even help support what you

660
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:38,480
Speaker 1: believe in is that there was this big story in

661
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:42,520
Speaker 1: nineteen thirty five about a group of teams in East Harlem.

662
00:41:42,560 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 1: So now you know what race. They are a group

663
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 1: of teams in East Harlem spotting an alligator in a

664
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:52,160
Speaker 1: storm drain. And then last so did out and that

665
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 1: gator ended up being more than eight ft long and

666
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:59,360
Speaker 1: a hundred and twenty five pounds. Okay, so the reasonable

667
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 1: young black man rescued gator, didn't run of the cops

668
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:08,799
Speaker 1: and cry about how they were swarms attacking their families. Well,

669
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:12,279
Speaker 1: let me be clear that gator was murdered because it

670
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 1: did snap at the police and then the police stomped

671
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:18,960
Speaker 1: it to death. That's that's a legit thing. That are

672
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 1: you making fun of me? I swear to God this

673
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:26,760
Speaker 1: is what happened in the in the story, the cops

674
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 1: stomped out the gator. They curb stopped the gator for

675
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:32,040
Speaker 1: snapping at them after it was found in a storm

676
00:42:32,120 --> 00:42:35,520
Speaker 1: drained by some urban youth. So somehow the urban youth

677
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:40,040
Speaker 1: extracted this gator just fine, and then the cops had

678
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:42,280
Speaker 1: to stop it out. The cops showed up and murdered

679
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:45,759
Speaker 1: the gator because because it did gator things. That's not

680
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 1: even like a technology, no it they they truly, they

681
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:53,400
Speaker 1: acted purely out of like rage and passion when they

682
00:42:53,520 --> 00:43:01,600
Speaker 1: killed it. Man, I hate that. But once again, eight

683
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 1: foot gators, that's fucking that. It was. If it's a

684
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,719
Speaker 1: feet and there's something down there, it's sucking it. It's

685
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 1: you don't let me get eight feet tall and I'm

686
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:15,839
Speaker 1: not fucking yeah, now you earned it. No, you're eight

687
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:18,799
Speaker 1: feet that's too the victor goals of spoils. Come on, man,

688
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,839
Speaker 1: if if ain't nobody sucking you, I'll fuck you if

689
00:43:20,840 --> 00:43:27,040
Speaker 1: you're a feet Yeah, got to got to what I see?

690
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 1: This is just so in what year was that? That

691
00:43:29,680 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 1: was nineteen thirty five? Come on, man, this is a consistent.

692
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 1: So now we have a consistent timeline of gators being

693
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:41,359
Speaker 1: found in the sewers, and more to that point, in

694
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 1: the nineteen thirties, late nineteen thirties, the nyc UH sewer

695
00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:52,120
Speaker 1: officials basically no, apparently there are like they're sewer officers, right,

696
00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 1: like people who are truly in charge of of our

697
00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:59,360
Speaker 1: sewer systems. And it had become such a big conspiracy

698
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:02,400
Speaker 1: theory it'd be myth for everybody to be dealing with that.

699
00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:07,320
Speaker 1: They actually lead a giant army of sewer man down

700
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 1: to the sewers to exterminate the gator colonies, so not

701
00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:14,839
Speaker 1: just hunting one gator like the previous story. They went

702
00:44:14,880 --> 00:44:17,719
Speaker 1: down there fully being like, Yo, we're about to go

703
00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:21,880
Speaker 1: wipe out all the gators so that everybody could get it. Yeah, exactly,

704
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 1: which also feels like environmentally kind of crazy, right. Yeah.

705
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,920
Speaker 1: I don't think you're supposed to just wipe out entire

706
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 1: species of anything. You can't just be like we're gonna

707
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:32,880
Speaker 1: go down there and kill all of them. No, Like

708
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:34,799
Speaker 1: you hear how crazy that sounds when I say it.

709
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:40,800
Speaker 1: And then so what was the what was the response

710
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 1: on that? Did they kill some alligators down there? I

711
00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,319
Speaker 1: don't think so, or if they did, I don't think

712
00:44:46,360 --> 00:44:49,319
Speaker 1: it was enough to justify the man hunt that they

713
00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:52,399
Speaker 1: sort of created out of this. Well, here's another thing.

714
00:44:52,800 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: They live in the sewers. They were born in the darkness.

715
00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:00,359
Speaker 1: We merely adapted to it. We're not gonna go down

716
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 1: there and like they're not just gonna be like, oh ship,

717
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:06,360
Speaker 1: you found us, right And we're sitting up there and

718
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 1: I know people, people go yuck, it's poop. I can't

719
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 1: And it's like the gators fucking love it there, dude,

720
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:19,640
Speaker 1: Just some drunk dudes, you know what I mean, Like, yeah,

721
00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 1: it probably wasn't effective, but I don't know how easy

722
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 1: it is to hunt the gator on land, let alone

723
00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:28,359
Speaker 1: in its element in the sewer. I have trouble when

724
00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:30,960
Speaker 1: I go to the few times that I go to

725
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:34,439
Speaker 1: the zoo, I have even seeing the gator and it's

726
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:38,200
Speaker 1: in his area. Yeah, no, the gator is yeah, because

727
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 1: they hide. So I think that like, of course that

728
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:45,279
Speaker 1: you go and like, yeah, everybody's all loud, they got

729
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 1: fucking torch lamps and ship like that. Of course they

730
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,840
Speaker 1: ain't catch any gators. Yeah, you're not catching no goddamn gators,

731
00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 1: you losers? Eight footer? What are you? A bunch of

732
00:45:54,080 --> 00:46:01,359
Speaker 1: Harlem teans. So the part of this, or the part

733
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 1: that that sort of grew out of control, is that

734
00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:08,600
Speaker 1: it the conspiracy comes starts to spread into popular culture,

735
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 1: right that it stops being just news, and then it

736
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 1: starts to appear in things like Leave It to Beaver

737
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 1: had an episode about them buying an alligator in the

738
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:22,320
Speaker 1: newspaper for like fifty cents. Thomas Pensions v talks about

739
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:25,480
Speaker 1: someone buying an alligator in the newspaper as well, when

740
00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 1: there was even this is my favorite thing. Uh. There

741
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 1: was a movie called Alligator that was about a giant

742
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 1: mutant gator in the sewer, But this is my favorite part.

743
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 1: There was also even a nineteen seventy five porno called

744
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 1: Suprentice are In, which involves a unit nurse treating a

745
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:46,880
Speaker 1: team of scuba divers returning from a gator hunting expedition

746
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 1: in New York City. Sewers, Wait, that was all the

747
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 1: plateau a porno? That was a porno. Yes, that's a

748
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 1: lot of exposition. It is, especially since it's about the nurse.

749
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:05,839
Speaker 1: Did they fuck that? But I think these scuba men

750
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:09,240
Speaker 1: showed up fully suited, and I guess, and I guess

751
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 1: bit from from the alligators they were hunting. And she

752
00:47:12,400 --> 00:47:14,560
Speaker 1: was like, boys, there's only one way to fix this.

753
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:25,680
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta suck that gator poison. Why did

754
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 1: she hit super We've really fallen off as a country

755
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 1: pornal wise. They were really telling stories that they were

756
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:35,319
Speaker 1: telling stories. Now it's just like, oh, hey, how did

757
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 1: you get to my couch? Yeah? No, they had it.

758
00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:39,840
Speaker 1: That had to have had a writer's room, you know

759
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:42,839
Speaker 1: what I mean? They didn't. That's a fool. That's a story.

760
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:46,520
Speaker 1: That's a short story, they went for it, and now yeah,

761
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 1: it's we all. It's pizza delivery guys and and naughty

762
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:53,960
Speaker 1: teachers and like a lot of step sisters for some reason,

763
00:47:54,040 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, i am, but that's my business, as is

764
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 1: your right. As a puffy nipped man. You can like,

765
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,799
Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta have something when your nips are

766
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 1: this big, you know. So. One of the things that

767
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:20,719
Speaker 1: then gets even crazier is that, despite denying all of

768
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 1: this being real, the Sewer's Department at one point changed

769
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:29,719
Speaker 1: their logo to an alligator wearing sunglasses and climbing out

770
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:34,000
Speaker 1: of a manhole, and they even began selling t shirts

771
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:39,319
Speaker 1: that said, the legend lives underneath the alligator climbing out

772
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:43,879
Speaker 1: of the manhole with sunglasses. That's that's too brazen New

773
00:48:43,960 --> 00:48:47,399
Speaker 1: York City. They're they're truly being like, yeah, this ain't real,

774
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 1: but we'll we'll get rich off y'all dumbasses. They think

775
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:53,680
Speaker 1: we're idiots. I don't think that we're dumb though, we're right, yeah, no,

776
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:56,120
Speaker 1: we're a hundred percent right. But they're they're trying to

777
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:59,399
Speaker 1: get it on both ends, you know what I mean, right, right, right, right,

778
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:04,319
Speaker 1: I gotta look this sewer alligator logo. I'm not gonna lie,

779
00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:07,360
Speaker 1: it's pretty hard logo. Yeah, I think I found it

780
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:10,279
Speaker 1: here is I I'd rock the ship out of the

781
00:49:10,320 --> 00:49:14,959
Speaker 1: T shirt that uh that that had that. Yeah. Man,

782
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:18,759
Speaker 1: see this is I think this all goes back to, like, yes,

783
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:21,719
Speaker 1: there are gators, Like now they're coming from us. They're

784
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:24,319
Speaker 1: they're they're like they're they're they're trying to make us

785
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 1: seem like, no, you're stupid idiots. But like, the proof

786
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 1: is in the pudding. All I've heard this whole podcast

787
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:36,319
Speaker 1: today is proof that, multiple multiple sources from different only

788
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:39,840
Speaker 1: in New York City, but other than that, the alligators

789
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,400
Speaker 1: live in the sewer. I gotta believe it. I'm I'm

790
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:44,759
Speaker 1: my mom, I'm I'm pro. I'm pro gators in the

791
00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 1: in the sewer. You support the gators in the sewer too.

792
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 1: I think I land on on the side of this

793
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 1: is a very legitimate thing, even if the the experts

794
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:58,759
Speaker 1: and officials claim that it isn't. I will say that

795
00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:01,920
Speaker 1: the last little bit that I'll share with you is

796
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:07,200
Speaker 1: that this conspiracy theory reminded me of an old news

797
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:11,520
Speaker 1: clip that I saw about snakes being in our toilets.

798
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:14,480
Speaker 1: And sort of like climbing up our toilets. And as

799
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:17,560
Speaker 1: it turns out, there are a ship ton of those

800
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:21,240
Speaker 1: that like toilets. Yes, if you look it up on YouTube,

801
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:24,120
Speaker 1: there are places where like one man I was watching

802
00:50:24,160 --> 00:50:28,040
Speaker 1: a video reported having had five four or five different

803
00:50:28,480 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 1: snakes that he's now had to pull out of his

804
00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:34,920
Speaker 1: toilet because they keep just finding their way in. And

805
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:37,719
Speaker 1: you were just watching those for personal reasons. I my

806
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 1: my business. I watched snakes come out of toilets. That's

807
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:45,080
Speaker 1: naughty stepsisters and snakes and toilets. That's my ship all right,

808
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:50,719
Speaker 1: all right, I got, I got. Yeah, snakes to me,

809
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:55,320
Speaker 1: for some reason, seems less interesting, less interesting. I've always

810
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 1: kind of found snakes were stupid. I don't have reasoning

811
00:50:57,719 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 1: behind it, but that's just how I've always Oh, they

812
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:04,640
Speaker 1: seem like brilliant, seductress type animals to me. You think

813
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:08,799
Speaker 1: snakes are brilliant and women? Yes, I think they're. Man.

814
00:51:08,960 --> 00:51:11,719
Speaker 1: Maybe this is my own misogyny kicking in in a

815
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 1: way that I don't love because they're they're not positive

816
00:51:14,719 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 1: animals in the popular culture. But yeah, I think they're

817
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:21,960
Speaker 1: they're like sexy like ladies. You know, snakes are sexy ladies.

818
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:25,719
Speaker 1: Snakes were stupid. Dude. Look, if you repeat it back

819
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:30,359
Speaker 1: to me, it's gonna sounding awful. If you just let

820
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:32,680
Speaker 1: me say it, it's fine. But when you when you

821
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:35,560
Speaker 1: say it back the way you say things, it makes

822
00:51:35,600 --> 00:51:38,360
Speaker 1: it seem like I'm I'm a monster. I don't know

823
00:51:38,520 --> 00:51:40,719
Speaker 1: what anything greets me on it. I just said what

824
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 1: you said, you think snakes are sexy ladies is a

825
00:51:46,520 --> 00:51:50,560
Speaker 1: very concise way of saying a thing that I didn't

826
00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:55,319
Speaker 1: mean for it to sound like, you know, he said

827
00:51:55,480 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 1: sexy seductress. Your eyes got told Squinty. Look, all I'm

828
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 1: saying is snakes make me horny. And I'm not sure why.

829
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:11,360
Speaker 1: The point is that the snakes are actually very common

830
00:52:11,800 --> 00:52:14,840
Speaker 1: in our sewers and in our rather in our pipes,

831
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 1: and part of what the reason or the reasoning for

832
00:52:17,680 --> 00:52:19,879
Speaker 1: the snakes finding their way into the pipes as they

833
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:23,480
Speaker 1: like cold damp areas. But it's not that they're coming

834
00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 1: up from the sewers necessarily, but they're sort of like

835
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:30,359
Speaker 1: moving into drain pipes or falling into drain pipes from

836
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Speaker 1: trees and then working their way up the toilets. It's

837
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:38,879
Speaker 1: so it's it's less of the conspiracy theory of them

838
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 1: living in sewers, but more them just finding their way

839
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:45,040
Speaker 1: into pipes and finding their way up them. But I mean,

840
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:47,640
Speaker 1: isn't that similar to what's happening with the alligators, Like

841
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:50,160
Speaker 1: they're kind of just finding their way in I think so,

842
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:52,920
Speaker 1: or being forced in by our own sort of like

843
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,759
Speaker 1: bad choices. And then you know, I think it's mostly that.

844
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:57,759
Speaker 1: I think it's more. I think humans put the I

845
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:00,520
Speaker 1: think they live down there and they proke right now.

846
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:03,799
Speaker 1: But we are definitely the reasons that they're done there. Yeah,

847
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 1: there's no way the alligators were, Like I, this is

848
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:09,280
Speaker 1: where I wanted to be the whole time. It wouldn't

849
00:53:09,280 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 1: even be in New York, right. No, I don't think

850
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:15,640
Speaker 1: alligators are natural to New York City. I don't really

851
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 1: think anything is. No, nothing's thriving in New York. No, no, no,

852
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:25,719
Speaker 1: it's just a lot of surviving. Uh. Yeah, man, I

853
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:27,919
Speaker 1: I gotta say, I mean, I know we're getting towards

854
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:30,400
Speaker 1: the end of the episode. I I'm I think I

855
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:32,880
Speaker 1: believe it. I believe that alligators live live in the

856
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:36,600
Speaker 1: sewers system, and I believe that do your own research.

857
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,440
Speaker 1: Don't let Big Gator tell you any different. Yeah, don't

858
00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:42,520
Speaker 1: don't let these motherfuckers who want to take down the

859
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:47,239
Speaker 1: Gator community convince you that the gators aren't real. They're

860
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:49,759
Speaker 1: very real, and they live beneath you, and and you

861
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 1: don't have to be scared of them. I think they'll

862
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:54,759
Speaker 1: mind their business if you mind yours. Yes, snakes are

863
00:53:54,760 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 1: coming from your ass. Yeah, you should be terrified about

864
00:53:57,160 --> 00:53:59,839
Speaker 1: the snakes. They're really They're gonna bite your gooch. They're

865
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:03,560
Speaker 1: the bit that's the worst the work. I can't figure

866
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:06,600
Speaker 1: anything worse happening than go in and just sit down

867
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:10,759
Speaker 1: on the toilet and getting just in your fucking like,

868
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:13,400
Speaker 1: oh my god, in your minding your business. You're on

869
00:54:13,400 --> 00:54:18,879
Speaker 1: your phone. Yeah I'm fucking I'm doing word and it's

870
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:22,280
Speaker 1: a tough one today. And here it comes a goddamn

871
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:26,040
Speaker 1: snake biting you. And now you forget you forget which

872
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 1: letters that you didn't didn't use, you know what I mean. Also,

873
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:31,600
Speaker 1: I have to take a snake off my penis. Yeah,

874
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:35,560
Speaker 1: that's and that's gonna take a while. It's your days over.

875
00:54:35,800 --> 00:54:37,920
Speaker 1: You can't just like slap the back of a snake's

876
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 1: neck and be like released, No, it's not a pit bull.

877
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:42,359
Speaker 1: You gotta I don't even I wouldn't even know who

878
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:45,279
Speaker 1: to call. Yeah, they say when a pit bull bites you,

879
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:49,319
Speaker 1: you gotta like kick it in the dick, Isn't that? Yeah?

880
00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:53,799
Speaker 1: I don't know where snake dick is and our nuts, man,

881
00:54:53,960 --> 00:55:01,040
Speaker 1: it'd be a lot easier if you did. Also, you

882
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:04,279
Speaker 1: think snakes snakes are women? There's no you don't. There's

883
00:55:04,280 --> 00:55:06,600
Speaker 1: no nuts on your snake. I don't think all snakes

884
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:08,920
Speaker 1: are women. I'm not sitting here. Do you think all

885
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:13,320
Speaker 1: women are snakes? Excuse me? All right, we did it.

886
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:16,320
Speaker 1: This is enough. I'm not gonna sit here this abuse

887
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:19,520
Speaker 1: any longer. Didn't David tell the people where they can

888
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:22,600
Speaker 1: find you on what cool ship going on? You can

889
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:26,040
Speaker 1: find me at Cool Guy Jokes City seven on Instagram.

890
00:55:26,960 --> 00:55:31,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in the Washington d C at the

891
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:36,239
Speaker 1: Improv from July, and I'm gonna be at Cleveland at

892
00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:39,400
Speaker 1: Hilarities from August twelve to thirteen. And I'm gonna be

893
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Speaker 1: at the Dead Crow Comedy Club in Women to North

894
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:46,399
Speaker 1: Carolina aug Goddamn a lot of dates. Check out check

895
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Speaker 1: out David while he's on the road, and as always,

896
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:50,799
Speaker 1: you can follow me at Lankston, Kerman. I'd love to

897
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:52,760
Speaker 1: hear from you. I have dates too, but I always

898
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:55,000
Speaker 1: forget him and I don't I don't care to look

899
00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:57,040
Speaker 1: him up. I'll be honest with you. I'm sitting here

900
00:55:57,040 --> 00:55:59,200
Speaker 1: and I have the potential, but I'm not gonna do it.

901
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:01,320
Speaker 1: But you can follow me at lengths in Kerman. And

902
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:03,319
Speaker 1: if you want to send us drops, if you want

903
00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:05,879
Speaker 1: to send us your own conspiracy theories, if you want

904
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:08,360
Speaker 1: to tell us what a terrible job we're doing, please

905
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:11,240
Speaker 1: send all of that to my mama pod at gmail

906
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:13,880
Speaker 1: dot com. We would love to hear from you. Otherwise,

907
00:56:14,239 --> 00:56:23,880
Speaker 1: that's it. Bye, bitch babies, crop chips in your pails.

908
00:56:25,719 --> 00:56:35,640
Speaker 1: Quala bears are racist. The host mostly money, any stuff, really,

909
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Speaker 1: I can't tell me