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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand jewils dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up. It's the Jewel Show And you texted in

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Speaker 1: at four one six one and said you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. So what is your dirty little secret?

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Speaker 1: What is it? Oh? My goodness, you called me? I

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Speaker 1: love it? So okay, yeah, are you in a Are

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Speaker 1: you in a spot where you can tell us your

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Speaker 1: der a little secret? I definitely am. I'm just so

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Speaker 1: surprised you called me U. So, yeah, My my dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret is my boyfriend likes to play pranks and he,

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Speaker 1: you know, takes it to the next level even when

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Speaker 1: we're out in public. So I thought this was my

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Speaker 1: chance to finally get him back. Okay, what'd you do? So?

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Speaker 1: Just background context, his car is always really dirty and

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Speaker 1: I've been asking him to clean it out forever and

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Speaker 1: he hasn't done it. Of course. Um So for the

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Speaker 1: past about two weeks, whenever I take the trash out,

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Speaker 1: we bled together. I've been putting just little small pieces

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Speaker 1: of trash in the back of the car, um and

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Speaker 1: he hasn't noticed yet. So I feel like soon it's

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Speaker 1: gonna start to smell, and then I'm hoping, oh, that

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Speaker 1: he will have to paint it. And that's what I

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Speaker 1: was wondering if you're doing, and that reminds me of

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Speaker 1: me doing the same thing to my sixteen year old daughters.

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Speaker 1: I put under her bed. I put a bunch of

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Speaker 1: food on her bed, and because she was, yeah, she

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Speaker 1: left a bunch of food somewhere. She know, she does

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Speaker 1: like leaves. She's a lab right, and then like just

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Speaker 1: like leaves a bunch of food in her room all

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Speaker 1: over the place, and like doesn't listen to me. I remember,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, well, fine, then I'll just set some of

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Speaker 1: this food right down below under your I'm not a

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Speaker 1: bad mom because of a guy. Dude. Was a great ideas, hilarious.

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Speaker 1: It was a hilarious idea. I was downstairs and out goes, Hey,

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Speaker 1: come like what She's like, there's a bunch of food

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Speaker 1: or here, you should we put it under her bed

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Speaker 1: since she doesn't never clean up, And I was like, yes,

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Speaker 1: we have. So it was hilarious. I didn't do it

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Speaker 1: once either, I didn't want It's a great idea, though,

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Speaker 1: I hope it works out for you. Oh yeah, hey,

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Speaker 1: it's been it. Wait until it like warms up like

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Speaker 1: the hottest day, like I've had to take on my

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Speaker 1: own garbage before in our dumpsters far away, and I've left,

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Speaker 1: I've left the garbage in my trunk and got back

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Speaker 1: to my car, and it was the worst will ever.

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Speaker 1: I threw up. I've done that, and I'm like, what

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Speaker 1: the hell is in my car? Summer? He if he

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Speaker 1: doesn't clean it after he realizes that you've been putting

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Speaker 1: stuff back there and it's hot, then you need to

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Speaker 1: break up immediately. Yeah, it might come to that. Hopefully

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Speaker 1: won't last more than a couple more days. There was

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Speaker 1: one time where my mom she like, I don't know

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Speaker 1: what happened, because she's really clean in her car, but

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Speaker 1: she left I think some food that like or maybe

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Speaker 1: my kids did in the backseat, like and then all

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Speaker 1: of a sudden, she like started smelling this like weird smell,

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Speaker 1: and then she pulled her seat up because there's nothing

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Speaker 1: back there, and it was like just thousands of maggots

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Speaker 1: because of the food. Yeah, yeah, you guys, disgusting, so disgusting.

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Speaker 1: She doesn't even keep her card, Like, she doesn't leave

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Speaker 1: food in her car at all, like ever, so it

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Speaker 1: was like she didn't know about it, and then she

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Speaker 1: started having the smell and it freaking maggots. Can you

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Speaker 1: take car pool lane if you have a bunch of maggots?

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Speaker 1: You cannot if you're pregnant. That's weird. I thought you could,

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Speaker 1: considering what the times I thought you could. No, not

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Speaker 1: when you're pregnant. It doesn't count for two when you're

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Speaker 1: in a car polane, but it counts for two any

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Speaker 1: other time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I thought they changed the

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Speaker 1: role on that. No really, no, no, wow, they need to, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they absolutely need to. How can they picking freaking choice

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Speaker 1: because they're white man? Exactly? All right, good luck on

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Speaker 1: your prank. Sorry, we got a little heated on The

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Speaker 1: Jebel Show on demand.