1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:13,960 Speaker 1: Nicky, nicky, Here I am, oh man, mine was a 2 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:19,280 Speaker 1: little shaky. Here I am. It's early, guys, what is it? 3 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:24,880 Speaker 1: It's seven nineteen in the morning when Los Angeles I'm up. Noah, Wait, 4 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:27,520 Speaker 1: you're in Arizona, did you? Guys don't see time zones? 5 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:30,200 Speaker 1: You're so you're same right now? Yeah, I'm as I'm 6 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:32,000 Speaker 1: the same as you. And then we're gonna fall back 7 00:00:32,040 --> 00:00:34,480 Speaker 1: and you're gonna stay where you are. At some point 8 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:38,440 Speaker 1: we're going to be before you. Okay, Now the Arizona 9 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:41,120 Speaker 1: you guys don't Arizona doesn't do time zones. You guys 10 00:00:41,159 --> 00:00:46,360 Speaker 1: don't do daylight saving. Yeah, we're mountain time, mountain person, 11 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:49,800 Speaker 1: but right now you're a Pacific time. Yep. So you 12 00:00:49,880 --> 00:00:52,400 Speaker 1: just said you're mountain time. But sometimes you're mountains, sometimes 13 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:55,360 Speaker 1: you're Pacific. I don't know. I just you know what. Honestly, 14 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:58,160 Speaker 1: I'm in so many different time zones because I work 15 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:00,800 Speaker 1: East like I have a family and stuff, East Coast 16 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:04,600 Speaker 1: work with people, uh specific time, you're in Central Time. 17 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:08,360 Speaker 1: I'm all over the pre It's it's unbelievable how much 18 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:13,280 Speaker 1: confusion it can cause and how basic math can evade me. 19 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:17,800 Speaker 1: When I'm figuring. Sometimes I just I'm like, and I'm 20 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:20,600 Speaker 1: always someone who like makes the time. The person I'm 21 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:23,479 Speaker 1: talking to is time because I don't. I don't want 22 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:25,600 Speaker 1: them to have to do the math. And then but 23 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:27,840 Speaker 1: then I do the math and it's all wrong, and 24 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,000 Speaker 1: then they think I'm doing my time because most people 25 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,640 Speaker 1: talk from their own time zone space and it's just 26 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:37,880 Speaker 1: a big old mess. Um it's early. I got like 27 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:41,200 Speaker 1: six and a half hour, six hours of sleep. That's 28 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:44,120 Speaker 1: pretty good. I feel like seven, seven or eight is 29 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:47,360 Speaker 1: like what people need, right, that's like what they beat 30 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,320 Speaker 1: the people like that. People are like, yeah, that's what 31 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:52,080 Speaker 1: you Yeah, So I feel good about that. I mean, 32 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:56,400 Speaker 1: yesterday was a long day. I have the longest day 33 00:01:56,440 --> 00:01:58,360 Speaker 1: to day. Yesterday was a short day. I'm doing a 34 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:02,920 Speaker 1: TV show. I can't say that I'm on, but um, 35 00:02:02,960 --> 00:02:08,200 Speaker 1: it's a show that's been on forever, and um, today 36 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:11,040 Speaker 1: is a I think I get out hair and makeup, 37 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:13,560 Speaker 1: arrives at eight thirty, so I've got what this is 38 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:16,320 Speaker 1: gonna be a shorter podcast today, guys, just a warning, 39 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:19,079 Speaker 1: it's gonna be a little over an hour. And then 40 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:22,480 Speaker 1: I I got in trouble yesterday though, because hair and makeup. 41 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:26,080 Speaker 1: So I went from doing the podcast right into a 42 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:28,800 Speaker 1: fitting for the two looks that I needed for yesterday's 43 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,440 Speaker 1: part of the show and today's part of the show. 44 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:36,680 Speaker 1: I looked slamming my stylist killed it worth the money? 45 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:40,959 Speaker 1: Um so good. I felt like so stylish. Um. I 46 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,919 Speaker 1: got so many compliments from like people who know fashion 47 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:47,959 Speaker 1: like really well on this show, and They're like, where's 48 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:49,920 Speaker 1: that top? And I'm just like I don't know. I 49 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:52,480 Speaker 1: literally like stand there. And yesterday I was like getting 50 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:54,240 Speaker 1: my hair makeup done. We were running late and they 51 00:02:54,280 --> 00:02:56,160 Speaker 1: were putting ear rings in my ear I didn't even 52 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:57,720 Speaker 1: know what ear rings I was wearing. I just held 53 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:59,520 Speaker 1: out a hand and they put them the rings on. 54 00:03:00,240 --> 00:03:04,560 Speaker 1: Very fashion egg. Can I drop a fashion egg? Well, 55 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 1: for the people on the show to compliment you is 56 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:13,480 Speaker 1: huge because very much Yeah good fashion? Right, Okay, I 57 00:03:13,480 --> 00:03:16,120 Speaker 1: can drop a fashion egg Because I'm gonna say something, 58 00:03:16,120 --> 00:03:20,320 Speaker 1: hold on, let me just hold on, Because first of all, 59 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:23,520 Speaker 1: I had to learn all new terminology to work on 60 00:03:23,520 --> 00:03:26,480 Speaker 1: the show because it's a it's a culture, Like I'm 61 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:29,240 Speaker 1: not I've been using the word privy a lot, and 62 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:32,080 Speaker 1: I said it yesterday twice in just conversation. I go, 63 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:34,519 Speaker 1: I think I'm probably gonna bust out a privy tomorrow 64 00:03:34,560 --> 00:03:37,200 Speaker 1: on the show, if I could predict it. And I just, yeah, 65 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:39,160 Speaker 1: I'm not privy to their conversation. I don't know why 66 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:41,200 Speaker 1: privy is in my head. Sometimes sometimes I just get 67 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 1: new vocab words and it just sticks. Um. And so 68 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,240 Speaker 1: I had to like really do a lot of research 69 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:51,440 Speaker 1: so I could be a proper ally to uh to 70 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:54,480 Speaker 1: the people who make and are on the show and 71 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:57,440 Speaker 1: the culture around the show. But they were like people 72 00:03:57,600 --> 00:04:01,040 Speaker 1: were filipping for my outfit. Yes, I felt so good. 73 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:04,120 Speaker 1: And I just said to I and I was talking 74 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:07,720 Speaker 1: to a guy on the show that, um, who is 75 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:11,240 Speaker 1: always very fashionable, and I go, what do you do? Like, 76 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:14,040 Speaker 1: do you have stylists? Like this is kind of Um, 77 00:04:14,080 --> 00:04:16,480 Speaker 1: It's too expensive for me to like exist in this 78 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:19,760 Speaker 1: business anymore because I need to look good every time 79 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:22,279 Speaker 1: I do something that's like, you know, I used to 80 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:26,520 Speaker 1: just hire my stylist for things that were a lot 81 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:28,440 Speaker 1: of eyes are on this, and now I'm getting asked 82 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:29,960 Speaker 1: to do things that every time it's a lot of 83 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:33,240 Speaker 1: eyes on it, and then um, and I just feel 84 00:04:33,279 --> 00:04:35,280 Speaker 1: the disappointment in my stylist voices. When I'm like, I'm 85 00:04:35,279 --> 00:04:39,080 Speaker 1: gonna address myself for this one, they're like, can can you? 86 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:41,159 Speaker 1: Can you just send us a couple of pictures of 87 00:04:41,279 --> 00:04:45,800 Speaker 1: what you have because we're just a little worried. Um. 88 00:04:45,839 --> 00:04:49,360 Speaker 1: Today I'm wearing Whitney Cummings merch for her show Good 89 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:52,400 Speaker 1: for You. She has the best March. We're getting merch too. 90 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:54,880 Speaker 1: I just approved a T shirt design yesterday that is 91 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,520 Speaker 1: going to the shop to print. It will be available 92 00:04:57,520 --> 00:05:00,599 Speaker 1: on tour. I hope it will be available my merch 93 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:03,560 Speaker 1: store on my website. I think there's still stuff up there, 94 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:06,000 Speaker 1: Like we're just like Clear clearing House. So if you 95 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,440 Speaker 1: go on my website and look at the merch, you 96 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,680 Speaker 1: can go buy some stuff that like old March, but 97 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:12,479 Speaker 1: it's all really cute a ship. I make sure the 98 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:15,560 Speaker 1: designs are like actually wearable, and don't say like a 99 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:19,720 Speaker 1: punchline that there's no context. Nothing bothers me more than 100 00:05:19,800 --> 00:05:23,440 Speaker 1: a comedian shirt that has some kind of joke that 101 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:26,800 Speaker 1: you're like even the person who saw the show maybe 102 00:05:26,839 --> 00:05:28,240 Speaker 1: that night they're drunk and they buy the shirt and 103 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:31,520 Speaker 1: they're like, I love that punch line. The punch lines like, well, 104 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:33,880 Speaker 1: I didn't say a cow could buy it. And it's 105 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:36,000 Speaker 1: like okay, and they're like, oh my god, that's a 106 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,720 Speaker 1: great I loved that joke to buy the shirt. And 107 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:39,640 Speaker 1: then your friends go, what what is this? I didn't 108 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,320 Speaker 1: say a cow could buy it? What is that joke? 109 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:43,440 Speaker 1: And you're like, I don't I don't really know. I 110 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:47,520 Speaker 1: don't remember. Like I said yesterday, you don't remember funny jokes. Um, 111 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:50,520 Speaker 1: and so God, some people's merch is just terrible. I 112 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:54,599 Speaker 1: just can't believe the confidence some people fucking have in 113 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,680 Speaker 1: this business. I was talking to Fortune theemester last night 114 00:05:56,680 --> 00:06:01,400 Speaker 1: about it. We ran into each other at Supernova. I 115 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:04,560 Speaker 1: did two sets last night after a long ass day 116 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:07,800 Speaker 1: and um, but it was really fun. I got David 117 00:06:07,839 --> 00:06:10,000 Speaker 1: Spade on the first show. I made him come with me. 118 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:12,240 Speaker 1: We went to dinner, and then I drug him over there. 119 00:06:12,240 --> 00:06:16,880 Speaker 1: His set was so funny. He followed me like I 120 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:19,280 Speaker 1: went first. I brought him up. Then I went back 121 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:21,640 Speaker 1: and just sat at one of the tables and watched 122 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:26,240 Speaker 1: his set, and my body made noises. I laughed in 123 00:06:26,279 --> 00:06:31,160 Speaker 1: ways that I didn't laughs came out of me unpredictably, 124 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:34,000 Speaker 1: and it was so fun and I was laughing so 125 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:36,760 Speaker 1: loud that people were turning around, and I wasn't trying 126 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:38,840 Speaker 1: to be one of those laughers. That's like, look at me. 127 00:06:39,240 --> 00:06:40,760 Speaker 1: You just saw me on stage and now I'm back 128 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:43,479 Speaker 1: here laughing. Isn't it funny? Like because there were people 129 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:46,760 Speaker 1: looking like, oh, Nikki glazers watching because I I brought 130 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,919 Speaker 1: him up, like this is my favorite comedian ever, funniest 131 00:06:49,920 --> 00:06:54,440 Speaker 1: person I know, David Spade, and um, so I was 132 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:56,520 Speaker 1: back there. It just seemed like I was like showing off. 133 00:06:56,560 --> 00:06:59,080 Speaker 1: Like see, I told you I liked him, but I 134 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:02,000 Speaker 1: was laughing. I clear not. I could not believe how 135 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:05,760 Speaker 1: funny he was. He has a joke raise hell. He's like, 136 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:08,599 Speaker 1: that's one of my favorite jokes because it's just so 137 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:12,000 Speaker 1: subtle and hilarious. But he goes, um, I have one 138 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:13,760 Speaker 1: of those friends that just like any time I take 139 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:16,000 Speaker 1: a pill, like they're just like, hey, hey, can you 140 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:18,080 Speaker 1: give me one, like like any kind of like just 141 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,160 Speaker 1: you know these people that are just like he's talking 142 00:07:20,160 --> 00:07:22,640 Speaker 1: about Heroin and how like fentin Al's the new heroine 143 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:24,200 Speaker 1: and like if you're a pussy, if you do Heroin, 144 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:26,720 Speaker 1: you're gonna do Heroin to take the edge off. But 145 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:29,480 Speaker 1: like you know Entinel's uh, I think it's like a 146 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:32,680 Speaker 1: thousand times something stronger than heroin or something. He's like, 147 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:35,080 Speaker 1: couldn't we go like five times stronger? We had to 148 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:39,600 Speaker 1: go a thousand That's like David Spade's humor. Because yesterday, 149 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:42,840 Speaker 1: do you hear about the seventeen billion gallons of human 150 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:49,560 Speaker 1: waste that was accidentally put into the ocean? Here just 151 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:53,320 Speaker 1: dumped into the l a ocean right, Um, there was 152 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:56,840 Speaker 1: a plant that had a malfunction, a clog because Andrew's 153 00:07:56,880 --> 00:08:00,280 Speaker 1: been flushing his wipes. I'm serious. These clogs are caused 154 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:03,720 Speaker 1: by people flushing their goddamn wipes. The system overflowed, the 155 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:06,560 Speaker 1: plant was going to have like an explosion of ship 156 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:09,600 Speaker 1: like everywhere, flooding the streets, like flooding the plant. It 157 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:12,000 Speaker 1: would have been a total meltdown in this place. That 158 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:15,440 Speaker 1: was only I think it was like fifteen percent of 159 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:19,560 Speaker 1: the human waste was seventeen million gallons of the day's waste. 160 00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:24,600 Speaker 1: Seventeen million gallons was purposefully let into the ocean too, 161 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:28,520 Speaker 1: to make sure that even more wasn't because they were 162 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:30,800 Speaker 1: about to have a plant shut down because it was flooding, 163 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:33,280 Speaker 1: and so they dumped all the ways into the ocean 164 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:37,600 Speaker 1: seventeen million gallons um over the July eleven and twelve. 165 00:08:38,160 --> 00:08:40,839 Speaker 1: Carlisle like went swimming in it over the weekend too, 166 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:43,360 Speaker 1: Like she was in like Malibu swimming, and I think 167 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:45,120 Speaker 1: it happened like a little further up, but it was 168 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:49,080 Speaker 1: like seventeen million gallons. But Spade was like, I was 169 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:50,760 Speaker 1: on set all day yesterday, so I didn't get this, 170 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:53,240 Speaker 1: like l a news bulletin until I got it to 171 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:55,880 Speaker 1: dinner in Carlo's like did you hear about the seventeen 172 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:58,560 Speaker 1: million gallons? And Spades like, yeah, they said it could 173 00:08:58,559 --> 00:09:00,080 Speaker 1: have been worse, because I read all the articles it 174 00:09:00,120 --> 00:09:01,800 Speaker 1: or two and it was like, it could have been worse. 175 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:05,040 Speaker 1: We did this to prevent worse. And he goes, seventeen 176 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:08,199 Speaker 1: million feels like a lot, Like it's just like, can 177 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:10,160 Speaker 1: we just acknowledge that, Like I get it could have 178 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:13,480 Speaker 1: been worse, but seventeen million, like it's a lot. But 179 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:16,800 Speaker 1: Spade was talking about this guy that takes pills all 180 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:19,120 Speaker 1: the time, and he's like, I have a buddy that's 181 00:09:19,120 --> 00:09:20,360 Speaker 1: just like every time I take a pill, He's like, 182 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:23,959 Speaker 1: hey man, give me one. Come on, and he goes, dude, 183 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:25,560 Speaker 1: you don't even know what this is. This is like 184 00:09:26,120 --> 00:09:27,920 Speaker 1: for my sinus affection. He goes, I don't care, man, 185 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,720 Speaker 1: I'm married. Just give me one like saying I'm married 186 00:09:30,760 --> 00:09:33,640 Speaker 1: as a reason. He goes, come on, he goes, dude like, 187 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:35,880 Speaker 1: I don't I can't, Like, I can't you what is 188 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:37,560 Speaker 1: this gonna do? He's just gonna make you like drowsy. 189 00:09:37,559 --> 00:09:39,120 Speaker 1: He goes, I don't care. I have kids, dude, I 190 00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:40,800 Speaker 1: just want to feel anything other than what I feel. 191 00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:46,680 Speaker 1: It's so funny to say I'm married as like a symptom. 192 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:49,040 Speaker 1: It was just so perfect because he just did this 193 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:52,760 Speaker 1: character of this guy that's just like, dude, I'm just unmarried. 194 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:55,160 Speaker 1: Like that's that explains it enough. I just thought it 195 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:57,360 Speaker 1: was like the funniest line. He has this whole bit 196 00:09:57,360 --> 00:10:00,560 Speaker 1: about Fauci. It's he has all these that I go 197 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:03,160 Speaker 1: and he has his his special take the hit, which 198 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:07,000 Speaker 1: of you haven't heard it. It's from like the nineties. 199 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:10,920 Speaker 1: One of my favorite specials actually was a special that 200 00:10:10,960 --> 00:10:13,320 Speaker 1: I got turned onto by the guy that I lost 201 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:16,840 Speaker 1: my virginity too. When I was in Kansas City. I 202 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:20,480 Speaker 1: was like, uh, you know, really good friends with like 203 00:10:20,640 --> 00:10:24,040 Speaker 1: the in my opinion and everyone's opinion, the best joke 204 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:25,720 Speaker 1: writer in town. I was just like, he was just 205 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:29,080 Speaker 1: brilliant and cool and fun. And I had a girlfriend, 206 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:31,959 Speaker 1: and uh, that was attractive to me because I'm scared 207 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,200 Speaker 1: of intimacy and so it keeps them men in arms, 208 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:38,440 Speaker 1: like and I lost my virginity to him. But he 209 00:10:38,559 --> 00:10:40,280 Speaker 1: was the one that was like, have you seen David 210 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:41,880 Speaker 1: Spade's take the Hit? And I was like no, and 211 00:10:41,880 --> 00:10:43,880 Speaker 1: then we will listen to it, and I just couldn't 212 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:47,000 Speaker 1: believe it. And I told Spade, I'm like, bring those 213 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:50,480 Speaker 1: jokes back. People don't even I want to hear those again. 214 00:10:50,679 --> 00:10:52,800 Speaker 1: Those are the type of comedians. A lot of comedians 215 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:54,400 Speaker 1: jokes you don't want to hear again because the surprise 216 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:56,840 Speaker 1: is taken out of it. But his is so packed 217 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:58,880 Speaker 1: with like it's almost like a comedy movie you want 218 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:01,160 Speaker 1: to watch again. And I was like, yeah, bring those back, 219 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,080 Speaker 1: and like add more to it. I don't know, it's 220 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:07,640 Speaker 1: just I'm just so um. But I was talking to 221 00:11:07,640 --> 00:11:14,640 Speaker 1: Fortunebster about people that have so much confidence, and um, 222 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:18,960 Speaker 1: I feel we're talking about money and how what we 223 00:11:19,080 --> 00:11:21,319 Speaker 1: do with it and how we manage it. And she's 224 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:26,520 Speaker 1: someone that was saying that you know, she she is 225 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,920 Speaker 1: very like looks at every like knows every sense that's 226 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:32,960 Speaker 1: coming in, knows every sense that's leaving. Is almost like 227 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:37,040 Speaker 1: she she gives the bill to her wife to when 228 00:11:37,040 --> 00:11:39,439 Speaker 1: they go out to eat because she'll be tempted to 229 00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:45,760 Speaker 1: leave a lower tip because she grew up poor and 230 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:48,440 Speaker 1: grew up where her family had money and then spent 231 00:11:48,559 --> 00:11:50,600 Speaker 1: it all like squandered it in a way, and so 232 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:53,920 Speaker 1: she's constantly like monitoring it. So when I say to people, 233 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:55,800 Speaker 1: if you don't spread your welth, stop listening a podcast, 234 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:58,800 Speaker 1: I'm talking to fortune. No. I do understand that there's 235 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:02,600 Speaker 1: a lot of psycho logical issues around money. Um, but 236 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:04,760 Speaker 1: if you have the ability, you need to find a 237 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:07,280 Speaker 1: way to surmount those and work it out. But it 238 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:09,760 Speaker 1: was just interesting because I go fortunately the opposite. You know, 239 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:12,240 Speaker 1: I don't like I want to give someone, uh, I 240 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:13,920 Speaker 1: want to give someone the bills so that they don't 241 00:12:14,720 --> 00:12:16,720 Speaker 1: I I don't even want to look at the bill 242 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:19,400 Speaker 1: most of the time. I just go, I just write 243 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,800 Speaker 1: in a number that is way above and then I 244 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:23,560 Speaker 1: just don't even add it up because I don't want 245 00:12:23,559 --> 00:12:25,319 Speaker 1: to see how much it is, not because it stresses 246 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:28,760 Speaker 1: me out. But because I just I just don't want 247 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:30,440 Speaker 1: to look at money. I just want a husband to 248 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:32,440 Speaker 1: do it. That's what I really want a partner for. 249 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,800 Speaker 1: And instead of being and you know, I just told 250 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,040 Speaker 1: told you if you're frugo with money to like work 251 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:39,040 Speaker 1: on yourself, so you're not. I don't want to work 252 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:41,439 Speaker 1: on my money things. I just want someone to come 253 00:12:41,440 --> 00:12:44,040 Speaker 1: in because I'm telling fortunate. I'm like, I could be 254 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:48,320 Speaker 1: better about it and like, you know, force myself to 255 00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:51,800 Speaker 1: look at my stuff and educate myself. I don't want to. 256 00:12:52,200 --> 00:12:54,280 Speaker 1: I just I'm not interested in it. I just want 257 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:56,600 Speaker 1: a husband to do it, or a wife or you know, 258 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:59,000 Speaker 1: like a partner. And that's why I have a business manager. 259 00:13:00,160 --> 00:13:02,600 Speaker 1: But I just want someone else to do the things 260 00:13:02,679 --> 00:13:04,760 Speaker 1: I don't want to do. No, what do you relate? 261 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,679 Speaker 1: Does does ABVI do anything in your relationship that you're like, 262 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:13,160 Speaker 1: I'm really glad there's someone to take this role because 263 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:17,360 Speaker 1: if I was a single person, it wouldn't be getting done. Yes, 264 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:22,360 Speaker 1: and that, um, it's negotiating because I'm such a pushover 265 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:24,240 Speaker 1: when it comes to that. Like, I just I just 266 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:27,600 Speaker 1: want to pay people whatever they ask. But sometimes people 267 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,880 Speaker 1: ask for hire expecting you to negotiate them down. So 268 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:33,839 Speaker 1: he's like, whenever we do stuff like that, like if 269 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,760 Speaker 1: we have to take the car, or like the mechanic, 270 00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:38,720 Speaker 1: or now we're hiring people to work on the house, 271 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:42,640 Speaker 1: like a plumber or whatever, I'll make the appointment. Yes, 272 00:13:42,760 --> 00:13:45,240 Speaker 1: I'm like, I'll make the appointment, but you deal with 273 00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:48,960 Speaker 1: it because I can't. I'll just give them whatever they want. 274 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:51,160 Speaker 1: I do. Yeah, I do the same, I give them more. 275 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,160 Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, I'll give you what you want. 276 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:55,240 Speaker 1: Plus if you do a good job, I'll give you. 277 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:58,760 Speaker 1: I always do that. And it's it's and I was 278 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:02,760 Speaker 1: we were talking about is it about control too? Like 279 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,200 Speaker 1: do I like to pay? Do I like to be 280 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:08,360 Speaker 1: generous so that people owe me something or they like 281 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:11,360 Speaker 1: me more? And I don't think it's that. I really 282 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,560 Speaker 1: think it's like, get this money away from me. I 283 00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:17,000 Speaker 1: don't like having this much and it makes me feel 284 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:20,520 Speaker 1: like I'm gonna owe if I have too much money. 285 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:23,160 Speaker 1: It's just gonna I don't know. I'm complaining about stuff 286 00:14:23,160 --> 00:14:24,880 Speaker 1: that I'm sure people are like, shut the funk up. 287 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:26,960 Speaker 1: We don't want to hear about how much money you have. 288 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:29,040 Speaker 1: And you know you can't look at it when and 289 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:32,280 Speaker 1: when it's just a there's just things that bubble up 290 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:34,720 Speaker 1: that I'm just like, Man, a husband would be nice, 291 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:37,600 Speaker 1: like this weekend when that guy was creepy, Like someone 292 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:40,960 Speaker 1: who cares about me beyond I'm paying them to care 293 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,200 Speaker 1: about me, because that you know. I have an assistant 294 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:46,800 Speaker 1: who's like caters to my needs when she's on the clock. 295 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:50,080 Speaker 1: I have friends who opened for me, who are there 296 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:52,960 Speaker 1: to kind of mitigate, but essentially they don't and they 297 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:58,840 Speaker 1: do love me, but they don't. They they also um 298 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:01,920 Speaker 1: have their own lives and I just want someone. But 299 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:04,040 Speaker 1: that that again, that brings me back to the narcissist 300 00:15:04,040 --> 00:15:10,040 Speaker 1: thing Noah like of do I want am I? I 301 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:11,720 Speaker 1: want someone to take care of me. Am I willing 302 00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:14,160 Speaker 1: to take care of someone else? And I think I am? 303 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:16,600 Speaker 1: I wanna? I wanna. I'm not gonna look at anyone's money, 304 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,600 Speaker 1: but I'll do things that I'm good at. I don't 305 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:20,600 Speaker 1: even I don't really know what I'm good at. I 306 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:23,960 Speaker 1: mean a couple of sex stuff things. Man, on stage 307 00:15:24,080 --> 00:15:25,640 Speaker 1: last night, I was talking about the people just are 308 00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:27,760 Speaker 1: horrified by the things I admit on stage. I don't 309 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,840 Speaker 1: know what's wrong with me like they were. I have 310 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:35,360 Speaker 1: this new bit that I stumbled into last night, and 311 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:40,480 Speaker 1: it's it opened something up that uh, really resonated with people. 312 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,640 Speaker 1: And I'm gonna like bite my tongue and not share it. 313 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:45,760 Speaker 1: But it was nice to like stumble into something because 314 00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:48,120 Speaker 1: I was just in I was following like Bill Burr 315 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,760 Speaker 1: was in the I always get so nervous when Bill 316 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:52,400 Speaker 1: Burson Spade is watching me. I'm just like, can you guys, 317 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:55,560 Speaker 1: Like I mean, I really asked Spade, I'm like, can 318 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:57,040 Speaker 1: you not watch me? And then it's like a whole 319 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,400 Speaker 1: thing of like you have to I have to go 320 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:00,880 Speaker 1: leave now, and I'm like, you know what, just fucking stay. 321 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:03,880 Speaker 1: I'll just like disappoint you and you'll probably not want 322 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,080 Speaker 1: to go to Tim with me again. Let's get Andrew 323 00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:09,120 Speaker 1: in here and and just uh, I'm rambling a lot today, 324 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:15,960 Speaker 1: but it's gonna be a fun show. Hey Andrew, good morning, 325 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:20,760 Speaker 1: Good morning, Top of the Arts. Do you arch it up? 326 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:27,920 Speaker 1: Arch it up? How I love him? Oh my god? 327 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:30,880 Speaker 1: His song Crush is one of my favorites. He had 328 00:16:30,920 --> 00:16:33,840 Speaker 1: the single right after he you know, got second on 329 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:36,000 Speaker 1: American I don't I don't know what he placed but 330 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:39,920 Speaker 1: it's like, uh, it's just it's called crush It. It's great, 331 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:41,960 Speaker 1: it's and it's one of it's one of the most 332 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:44,760 Speaker 1: underrated pop songs. And I really recommended if anyone out 333 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:47,960 Speaker 1: there likes David or Chiletta, Um so great. Paul, how 334 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:51,520 Speaker 1: did you sleep last night? I slept good until I 335 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:56,880 Speaker 1: got the Midnight Ships. Oh no, oh my god, midnight ships. 336 00:16:57,240 --> 00:17:06,879 Speaker 1: Wait it's three am. IM must be shipping. Wait what Okay, 337 00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:13,240 Speaker 1: So you woke up rumby tummy? Yeah, you know, yeah 338 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:16,239 Speaker 1: with Brend Brend's I felt kind of when you went 339 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,080 Speaker 1: in the bathroom. Has she heard you ship? Has she 340 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:22,600 Speaker 1: heard your asshole clear out before? Um? She's heard my 341 00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:29,880 Speaker 1: stand up? Yeah? Um? No she Um. I told her 342 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:31,919 Speaker 1: when I came back to bed that I had the ships, 343 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,600 Speaker 1: and so I'm very open about it. But you know, 344 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:37,960 Speaker 1: the ship sucked because your brain is not awake. It's 345 00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:42,640 Speaker 1: not like a brain awake of your sleep. You're still 346 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:45,520 Speaker 1: asleep and your zombieing up. And it was one of 347 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:48,200 Speaker 1: those ships. Have you ever had it where your poop, 348 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:51,600 Speaker 1: You get back in bed, then you gotta poop. You 349 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:57,920 Speaker 1: think you're done, you think you're finished, and then you're Yeah, no. 350 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,600 Speaker 1: I mean unless it was like sick and then your 351 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:04,480 Speaker 1: body like wakes you up. I mean, I guess your 352 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:07,080 Speaker 1: body had to get something out. What what I'm guessing 353 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:11,439 Speaker 1: you ate some ship yesterday? Something gross? Um I had 354 00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:15,760 Speaker 1: califlower pizza. That's well the way you say it's gross, 355 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:24,359 Speaker 1: but um, I just Calie flower. Really it bothers me. Cofie, Yeah, cauliflower. Wait, 356 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:27,760 Speaker 1: you say collie too, don't you know. Uh, It's just 357 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:31,840 Speaker 1: it's just like a child PISCTTI and Colie flower. It's 358 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:35,600 Speaker 1: just like how a baby would say califlower pizza. You 359 00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:39,600 Speaker 1: love that coliower pizza cauliflower And you say Calie flower, 360 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:44,560 Speaker 1: you say Lee calif like Robert E. Lee. I know, 361 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:47,960 Speaker 1: but it's color lit, like the eye is a lit. 362 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,880 Speaker 1: But I guess you can say a lot of people 363 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:51,960 Speaker 1: say Calie flower, and I just think it just sounds 364 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,600 Speaker 1: a little bit like Pollyanna, like oh mama, are you 365 00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:58,520 Speaker 1: making Collie flower pizza in? And that like it's just 366 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:04,879 Speaker 1: a little like fun. That was fun. But yeah, so 367 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:07,199 Speaker 1: that was that was entertaining, you know, I used to 368 00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:12,560 Speaker 1: have when my parents were going through You can say that, 369 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:18,359 Speaker 1: but I don't I don't know about if that was Yeah, 370 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:23,520 Speaker 1: the toilet was it fun for the bowl? Uh tail leathers? Um? 371 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,720 Speaker 1: When I when I was a kid, I would um 372 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,040 Speaker 1: when my parents were going through the divorce. This is 373 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:31,000 Speaker 1: how it like. It would show in my body is 374 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:33,800 Speaker 1: through horrible stomach pain so bad that I had to 375 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:36,719 Speaker 1: check to see if I'd stomach cancer. I like went 376 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:39,720 Speaker 1: to a doctor and drank that like white goo or whatever, 377 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:45,400 Speaker 1: like the paste and um every night, literally every night 378 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:49,119 Speaker 1: for like two years, I had to. I woke up 379 00:19:49,119 --> 00:19:51,439 Speaker 1: in the middle of night having to having the midnight 380 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:55,000 Speaker 1: ships like everything. I think what was going on is 381 00:19:55,000 --> 00:20:00,080 Speaker 1: not califlower pizza. I think you are stressed about something. Something, 382 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:03,840 Speaker 1: something's bumming you out something and I think you probably 383 00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:05,560 Speaker 1: know what it is, probably don't want to share it 384 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:08,640 Speaker 1: with us, But something's going on for you, because that's 385 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:11,640 Speaker 1: a that's a total stress response. Your parents were going 386 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,879 Speaker 1: through a divorce. You woke up with your body. The 387 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:18,320 Speaker 1: body keeps the score. Boy, I agree, But I also 388 00:20:18,359 --> 00:20:22,239 Speaker 1: think anytime I eat cheese, your boy splats, oh that 389 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:26,280 Speaker 1: colieflower pizza didn't have vegan cheese, No, it had regular. 390 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:30,040 Speaker 1: Just you don't care about dairy. You just get some 391 00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:33,240 Speaker 1: dia stuff. Get some get the pizzas that are vegan. 392 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:38,480 Speaker 1: Oh they have that with califlower at Whole Foods. But 393 00:20:38,560 --> 00:20:40,800 Speaker 1: you might not have cauliflower. Just might be a regular crust. 394 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:43,520 Speaker 1: But it's not gonna like make Why the cauliflower, So 395 00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,679 Speaker 1: it's less calorious? So you can eat two pizzas instead 396 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:52,239 Speaker 1: of one slice? Three? Yeah? Right, but you've really got me. 397 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,719 Speaker 1: Do you just like the cauliflower crusts for the taste 398 00:20:56,800 --> 00:21:00,400 Speaker 1: or it's it's I'm guessing it's just you want. Yeah, 399 00:21:00,440 --> 00:21:03,200 Speaker 1: of course it's it's like anything you're substituting. I don't 400 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:06,160 Speaker 1: want the cards, I don't want the gluten um. Yeah. 401 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,359 Speaker 1: I want to be healthier. Sure, so I eat colleague flower. 402 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,680 Speaker 1: Is it way healthier? Maybe? Not mentally placebo wise? Yes, 403 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:14,800 Speaker 1: it helps me out a little, yes, yes, but it 404 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,040 Speaker 1: sounds like you're suffering from the real cheese. Later on 405 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:20,760 Speaker 1: in the midnight hour, in the midnight run, what's that? 406 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:25,440 Speaker 1: What's that song? Midnight midnight? Uh? Fuck? It's the guy 407 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:30,879 Speaker 1: with the beard, the white beard. I don't know the 408 00:21:30,960 --> 00:21:39,000 Speaker 1: beard yesterday? Fuck? What is it? It doesn't matter? We know. Yeah, 409 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:44,200 Speaker 1: he loses his virginity to the girl. I think anyhow, 410 00:21:44,640 --> 00:21:49,840 Speaker 1: I lost my virginity sixteen years ago. Yesterday is always 411 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:55,720 Speaker 1: a special day to me. Uh it's when it all began. Um, 412 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,960 Speaker 1: what did you do yesterday? Your virginity again? What was it? 413 00:21:59,800 --> 00:22:03,200 Speaker 1: I guy in Kansas City comic who was friends with uh, 414 00:22:03,680 --> 00:22:06,480 Speaker 1: just had a girlfriend. But I, you know, it was like, 415 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,200 Speaker 1: I just need to get the shipped over with. And 416 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:11,600 Speaker 1: I really liked him, and he really liked me, and 417 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,879 Speaker 1: I felt safe and we talked about it and it 418 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:16,240 Speaker 1: was a very It was a great losing your virginity, 419 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:18,480 Speaker 1: you know, it was like simple. I was surprised at 420 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:21,280 Speaker 1: when he came. He ran into the bathroom really quickly. 421 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,400 Speaker 1: But I think it was because he had to get 422 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:25,240 Speaker 1: the condom off or something. But I just remember the 423 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:27,920 Speaker 1: scramble to the bathroom. I was like, what just happened? 424 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:29,880 Speaker 1: But I think it's because he had to take off 425 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:31,480 Speaker 1: the condom. I don't know, I don't know. I just 426 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:34,280 Speaker 1: remember being like, oh, I guess after sex, guys run 427 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:40,160 Speaker 1: to the bathroom. Maybe he ate some dairy the whole 428 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:44,800 Speaker 1: time he's up my pus um that he took a 429 00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:51,440 Speaker 1: little bite of down your vagina up here vagina easily. 430 00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:54,160 Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. Probviously, it's kind of like 431 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:57,000 Speaker 1: a it's kind of like a flakid penis. I say 432 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,440 Speaker 1: flacket because I think that's the right way to be pronounced. 433 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:06,280 Speaker 1: I know it's flacid, I know, but I remember h 434 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,600 Speaker 1: Kelsey Grahamer going on some show, you know, like Fraser, 435 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:15,600 Speaker 1: saying that culinary should be pronounced culinary and flaccid should 436 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:18,359 Speaker 1: be pronounced flackett because it's a double scene has a 437 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,720 Speaker 1: hard case sound. I think he's probably wrong, but I 438 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:23,440 Speaker 1: just wanted to throw that in there. Um remember the 439 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,480 Speaker 1: time I did, I tell you I put a gummy 440 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:29,359 Speaker 1: worm up my vagina. I just headed in my pust 441 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,760 Speaker 1: lips so that when I was picking up ex boyfriend 442 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:34,480 Speaker 1: up from the airport, and I knew he would finger 443 00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:36,960 Speaker 1: me like right away, and he loved gummy worms, and 444 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,679 Speaker 1: so I thought it would be hilarious for him to 445 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,280 Speaker 1: like finger me as soon as he got in the 446 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:47,680 Speaker 1: car and then pull out a gummy fun that's funny. 447 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,200 Speaker 1: That's fun It is very funny. It is very funny. 448 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,200 Speaker 1: And the funniest part is it started as a gummy 449 00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:55,919 Speaker 1: bear and then you put it in there. No wait, 450 00:23:56,040 --> 00:24:01,080 Speaker 1: so wait, when wait he turned was he turned on 451 00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:04,159 Speaker 1: now I don't think he was like, I think he 452 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,880 Speaker 1: was already turned on, so he was just like get 453 00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:07,320 Speaker 1: this thing out of the way, and like, I'm not 454 00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:09,520 Speaker 1: ready to laugh. That's the thing. Guys don't like like 455 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:13,080 Speaker 1: to laugh when they're horning. I mean, I can cause 456 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,560 Speaker 1: a disease. Probably, I mean, you're throwing gummies in there. 457 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:20,119 Speaker 1: What if he was delayed? Would you keep it in? Uh? No, No, 458 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:24,680 Speaker 1: because it's no I mean probably who cares. First of all, 459 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:27,000 Speaker 1: don't tell me it's going to cause the disease. You're 460 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:30,399 Speaker 1: getting people girls get like random dicks rubbed on that. 461 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:32,560 Speaker 1: Like you're putting stuff down there all the time, don't 462 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:34,800 Speaker 1: tell me. And sometimes like a tampon, you don't know 463 00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:36,840 Speaker 1: where that's. Oh, I guess it's been in packaging and 464 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:38,960 Speaker 1: then you open it. But you put things up there 465 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:43,520 Speaker 1: that are not going to be safe. Sometimes sometimes your 466 00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:46,520 Speaker 1: sex toys, you don't clean them properly, like you know me, I, 467 00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:48,760 Speaker 1: I just it's not gonna give you any I just 468 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:51,360 Speaker 1: I did a joke last night. It fucking worked so well, 469 00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:55,439 Speaker 1: thank God, about how people will get the flu and 470 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:58,080 Speaker 1: be like I said, next to a baby on this plane, 471 00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,280 Speaker 1: and this fucking baby I gotta the flu and it's 472 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:05,199 Speaker 1: like or you swallowed come like you literally and you 473 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:08,760 Speaker 1: were licking someone's balls? Could that be it? Like it's 474 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:12,040 Speaker 1: always just like you blame it on just oh this 475 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,479 Speaker 1: woman coughed. I mean the joke doesn't really work as 476 00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:16,560 Speaker 1: well with like COVID, but that was always funny to 477 00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,280 Speaker 1: me when people are such germophobes yet they'll eat asks. 478 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:22,800 Speaker 1: It just that's so like, oh my god, my toothbrush 479 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:26,480 Speaker 1: touched the floor, like it fell on the floor, Like 480 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:27,960 Speaker 1: I was talking to someone about how you keep the 481 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:32,399 Speaker 1: toothbrush in the shower and how basically germ wise that 482 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:35,359 Speaker 1: doesn't concern me because I'm sure most people will be like, 483 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:38,280 Speaker 1: that's so gross. Your body dirt rubs off and I go, 484 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,800 Speaker 1: but then the water is like like that's I'm sure 485 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:44,240 Speaker 1: his toothbrush is cleaner than ones that you leave by 486 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,600 Speaker 1: your sink that are like next to your toilet where 487 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,919 Speaker 1: it's spring pooh everywhere and the you know, and at 488 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,800 Speaker 1: the midnight hour. So I bet, like I bet a 489 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:55,280 Speaker 1: germologist would come in and say, actually, the shower toothbrush 490 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:58,120 Speaker 1: is probably cleaner and like less Germany. But the thing 491 00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:01,800 Speaker 1: about the toothbrush in the shower. It's just optically, it's 492 00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:04,280 Speaker 1: not that's I don't want my friend having a two 493 00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:06,199 Speaker 1: person to shower because it just shows to me that 494 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,760 Speaker 1: like that's not good self care. It's like this simple 495 00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:10,240 Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like it's just not a 496 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:13,240 Speaker 1: good look. But in terms of terms, I think you're right. 497 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:15,000 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think it's a big deal at all. 498 00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:18,560 Speaker 1: Should I put it? I should put it on something? Sure, 499 00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,520 Speaker 1: I should buy it, get a shelf. I'm gonna order 500 00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:25,040 Speaker 1: an Amazon shelf, shower shelf today. That's my goal today. 501 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:28,680 Speaker 1: That's my goal. Okay, that's good. What what what else 502 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:34,040 Speaker 1: you got going today? Um? I got pilates at four 503 00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:40,240 Speaker 1: and that's about it. Let's get to the news. I 504 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:45,960 Speaker 1: can't even so jealous. I have a great life though. 505 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:50,920 Speaker 1: I get addressed and put on makeup and make TV, 506 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:54,800 Speaker 1: which is so exciting. And you could do exactly what 507 00:26:54,880 --> 00:27:04,639 Speaker 1: I do piates all day. Well, make a decision. You 508 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:08,080 Speaker 1: wouldn't be in that apartment if if if I didn't 509 00:27:08,119 --> 00:27:10,359 Speaker 1: do the jobs I was, I would be here for 510 00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:13,200 Speaker 1: another year. We could off what you have right now. 511 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:15,040 Speaker 1: We could be here for another year. I'm saying, like 512 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:16,760 Speaker 1: I got to that place where I could afford that 513 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:22,440 Speaker 1: apartment for you to live in with me because I worked. 514 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:26,760 Speaker 1: I worked these crazy hours more colic. Yeah, I mean 515 00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,600 Speaker 1: that's what you tell yourself. But you don't have to 516 00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:32,840 Speaker 1: work quite as much to afford this place. And I 517 00:27:32,840 --> 00:27:34,720 Speaker 1: mean we all know I'm not. I'm making seven thousand 518 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:37,840 Speaker 1: dollars for these two days of work that are twenty 519 00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:41,120 Speaker 1: hours of work. And I also am spending about nine 520 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,280 Speaker 1: thousand to do the show. So I'm spending two thousand 521 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:46,680 Speaker 1: dollars to work. Are you saying I can't do today 522 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,720 Speaker 1: because you lost money today? Yeah? I really need you. 523 00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:52,160 Speaker 1: I need you to do a promo code and maybe 524 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,280 Speaker 1: promote them to get at half price. I saw you, 525 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:59,639 Speaker 1: I saw you with a promo code. Let's get to 526 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:08,320 Speaker 1: the news. Is apparently. I mean, I honestly think these 527 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:12,920 Speaker 1: people stole this from you. The Bachelor Katie Thurston pitches 528 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:17,399 Speaker 1: Operation Whoo Woo, a week off of whacking off. Yeah, 529 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:22,760 Speaker 1: challenge against and fans are not loving this apparently the 530 00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:26,800 Speaker 1: sex positive Yeah, you're keeping guys from coming. Yeah, so 531 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:30,200 Speaker 1: she's pretty much telling the guys in the show no 532 00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,960 Speaker 1: more jerking off for like a week. But you can't 533 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:36,720 Speaker 1: really monitor She's like, no more shot long showers, no more. 534 00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,640 Speaker 1: You know, I don't know where else they're going to 535 00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:40,920 Speaker 1: do it, and the fantasy like, don't break into the 536 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:45,720 Speaker 1: fantasy suite before, you know, into jerk one, like into 537 00:28:45,840 --> 00:28:49,000 Speaker 1: Chris Harrison's abandoned green room or whatever. The fuck. You 538 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:51,520 Speaker 1: can't jerk off. You can't really monitor it. The guys 539 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:54,720 Speaker 1: are like, you know, they got all the reaction shots 540 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:58,120 Speaker 1: from the guys probably learning that one of you know, 541 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:01,960 Speaker 1: from something else. You know, they're probably like Katie's only 542 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:04,360 Speaker 1: going to Katie's canceling the cocktail party, and all the 543 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:06,920 Speaker 1: guys are like and then they took those reactions and 544 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:10,720 Speaker 1: we're like, I mean, like, it's a week that hard 545 00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:13,200 Speaker 1: to go everyone. A lot of people wrote me about 546 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:17,080 Speaker 1: this and was like, she's doing your thing, and I'm like, um, 547 00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:21,160 Speaker 1: I don't. The thing is, it's so upsetting to me 548 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:25,320 Speaker 1: that I don't think this is a good idea because 549 00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:30,479 Speaker 1: the how much these guys are going to be into her, 550 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:32,360 Speaker 1: and I'm saying this for myself is going to be 551 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:33,560 Speaker 1: based on the fact that they have a lot of 552 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,720 Speaker 1: come in their balls, Like I don't want a guy's 553 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:38,240 Speaker 1: attraction and love for me to be dependent on whether 554 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:41,360 Speaker 1: he jerked off or not, and that is essentially what 555 00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:46,120 Speaker 1: attraction is. Like. It's so upsetting to me to realize 556 00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,760 Speaker 1: that men don't like you as much when they don't 557 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:53,040 Speaker 1: have come in their balls when they've come, And why 558 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,400 Speaker 1: would you ever allow your man to come then? Like 559 00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:58,440 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't ever want my partner to orgasm 560 00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:01,840 Speaker 1: because two different things right there? I know, but why is? 561 00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:04,320 Speaker 1: But that sucks that I have to do that. It 562 00:30:04,360 --> 00:30:07,280 Speaker 1: sucks that, Mike, the attraction to me is dependent on 563 00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:11,920 Speaker 1: whether this guy, uh, you know, shout out some white goo. 564 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,160 Speaker 1: Wait when were you talking about white goo that you 565 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:17,480 Speaker 1: used to to see if you have stomach cancer? Doodles. 566 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:22,280 Speaker 1: I look, this is the thing. If I come, Yes, 567 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,360 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna want to funk as much, but that 568 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:28,360 Speaker 1: doesn't take away my and I know you're not gonna 569 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,440 Speaker 1: believe this, but as a guy, it doesn't take away 570 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:34,160 Speaker 1: my love for the girl or me wanting to be 571 00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:37,400 Speaker 1: with her or hang out with her or cuddle with her. 572 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:41,360 Speaker 1: It really doesn't take away from that third one cuddle bullshit. 573 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:45,680 Speaker 1: Guys are so much cuddlier when they have come in 574 00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:48,880 Speaker 1: their balls, don't tell me I understand the love and 575 00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:52,080 Speaker 1: the devotion all that. It's like still there. What I'm 576 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:55,360 Speaker 1: talking about. What I love in a relationship is when 577 00:30:55,360 --> 00:31:00,640 Speaker 1: a guy looks at me with desire when he um, 578 00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:04,280 Speaker 1: I get I like compliments. My love languages are compliments 579 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:07,760 Speaker 1: and physical touch. Those are two things that are honestly, 580 00:31:07,760 --> 00:31:11,400 Speaker 1: I would say fifty at least compliments is you get 581 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:16,920 Speaker 1: more when a guy is no commonist balls at least 582 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:20,320 Speaker 1: sorry has and touching I would say goes up a 583 00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:24,200 Speaker 1: thousand percent if he has common as balls. So it 584 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:27,680 Speaker 1: just bothers me that that's the thing. And and so 585 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,920 Speaker 1: I truly just like I don't I get like really bumm. 586 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:34,640 Speaker 1: I love when someone I always like when guys come, 587 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:38,480 Speaker 1: I like to like wait to have my like fourth 588 00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:42,280 Speaker 1: orgasm with them finishing. Like I like to be like, okay, 589 00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:44,680 Speaker 1: I Usually they're like, come one more time and then 590 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:46,320 Speaker 1: I'll come and I'm like, no, can I like wait 591 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,360 Speaker 1: till you because it's so hot to me when you 592 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,600 Speaker 1: do it. But at the same time, it's like there's 593 00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:53,760 Speaker 1: a little bit of sadness in me because I'm like, oh, 594 00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:56,760 Speaker 1: the energy that I felt just twenty minutes ago from 595 00:31:56,800 --> 00:32:02,000 Speaker 1: you it's just it's just not it's not there anymore. Well, 596 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:06,400 Speaker 1: I guess, I guess the beauty of my stomach. He's 597 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:09,800 Speaker 1: gonna recome, you know what I mean, build up again. 598 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:12,840 Speaker 1: But it takes four days, like you know, for me 599 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,280 Speaker 1: it takes four days. For an average mail probably takes 600 00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:19,520 Speaker 1: two days tops. So yeah, so you're not days, Well 601 00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:22,160 Speaker 1: then that's that's you gotta be more patient with the calm. 602 00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:25,320 Speaker 1: I think you gotta be more patient. I think I 603 00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,760 Speaker 1: think you got to have an understanding that the love 604 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,800 Speaker 1: doesn't go away just because he's not complimenting me as much. 605 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,760 Speaker 1: I can handle that for out a day without a day, 606 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,320 Speaker 1: I mean, I think, I think what happens is you 607 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:39,720 Speaker 1: combine those two of like love for you and compliments 608 00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:42,640 Speaker 1: are not the same thing. But that's my love language. 609 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:46,400 Speaker 1: So that is how I protchange it to Spanish or something. 610 00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:51,680 Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what to d you. 611 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:55,240 Speaker 1: I don't know either, I just really know what do 612 00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:58,959 Speaker 1: you struggle with that? Like after sex, like you just 613 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:07,920 Speaker 1: find that your partner isn't as like sweet and like loving. Yes, 614 00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:09,640 Speaker 1: and we've talked about it, like in the beginning of 615 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:13,240 Speaker 1: my relationship, but definitely like raised some concern for me, 616 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,880 Speaker 1: but we talked about it and it's just kind of 617 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:19,840 Speaker 1: like so it's just like a build up of his 618 00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:23,800 Speaker 1: ch and you know, and and the release of it. 619 00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:25,800 Speaker 1: But it has nothing to do with attraction, even though 620 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:29,040 Speaker 1: we've had many, many conversations about it. And I'm about 621 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:33,000 Speaker 1: the reassurance about the change of mood afterwards, the change 622 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:37,440 Speaker 1: of demeanor, the overall vibe. It's girls girls experience and 623 00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:41,040 Speaker 1: and also I'm sure men who date men and maybe 624 00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:45,080 Speaker 1: are more like have more um feminine qualities also feel 625 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:49,400 Speaker 1: this as well from their male partners who just whether 626 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:53,560 Speaker 1: or not, can't you say then it's a biological thing. 627 00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:57,520 Speaker 1: It happens to every guy. It's not me. It's not 628 00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,880 Speaker 1: like you should be able to radicalize. I don't think 629 00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:08,480 Speaker 1: it's okay, well not you whatever, or it's it's just biology, 630 00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,640 Speaker 1: you know. I know I have a lot of sympathy 631 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:14,440 Speaker 1: or empathy for these maybe more sympathy because I just 632 00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:17,879 Speaker 1: I I think that must be hard for a guy too, 633 00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:19,799 Speaker 1: because you've felt it before, and I don't know what 634 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,160 Speaker 1: that's like too. I actually I do know what it's 635 00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:26,000 Speaker 1: like to have my attraction stop on a dime or turn. 636 00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:29,319 Speaker 1: Like I'll be into someone and they'll say something or 637 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,880 Speaker 1: do something and I'm like I hate you now, like 638 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,279 Speaker 1: I literally repulsed by you. It just went from me 639 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,640 Speaker 1: wanting to hold your hand and be close to to 640 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,080 Speaker 1: the smell of it makes me sick because you just 641 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,480 Speaker 1: said some you know, you told me you voted for 642 00:34:41,520 --> 00:34:43,759 Speaker 1: Trump or you know, you know something like that. That's 643 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:48,200 Speaker 1: just like, oh, and that feeling sucks when I when 644 00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:49,680 Speaker 1: I felt that, you know, it used to be for 645 00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:51,879 Speaker 1: guys who are available, but I would pursue a guy 646 00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:55,680 Speaker 1: and pursue a guy who had a girlfriend or wasn't 647 00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:58,399 Speaker 1: into me. Finally he flips and he's like I like you, 648 00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:01,960 Speaker 1: and it would literally happen in in as. I remember 649 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:03,600 Speaker 1: in high school, I was in love with Doug Reece. 650 00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:05,879 Speaker 1: It was like my identity. I love Dave Matthews band 651 00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:08,080 Speaker 1: and Doug Reece. Everyone knew it. He was my best friend. 652 00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:10,840 Speaker 1: We hung out all the time, like he even like 653 00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,440 Speaker 1: it was so weird. He was my best friend, but 654 00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:14,080 Speaker 1: everyone knew I was in love with him, and he knew, 655 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:16,600 Speaker 1: and we kind of joked about it. Finally he dumps 656 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:19,400 Speaker 1: his girlfriend and it's like I want to be with 657 00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:22,040 Speaker 1: you or and he did. His best friend told me, 658 00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:24,359 Speaker 1: and I remember the walk back to the parking lot 659 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,800 Speaker 1: after we were at Barnes and Noble, which we always 660 00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:28,680 Speaker 1: went to at night and like hung out with a 661 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,160 Speaker 1: bunch of group of us. Matt Matt van Voort took 662 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,480 Speaker 1: me out to the parking lot. Was like Doug broke 663 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,520 Speaker 1: up with Catherine, and I was like, really, it was 664 00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:37,319 Speaker 1: like a year. It was a over a year of 665 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:40,719 Speaker 1: me being like I hate I hate her and like 666 00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:42,759 Speaker 1: you know, being on a I am and waiting for 667 00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,360 Speaker 1: Marley fan fan with a pH because he liked fish 668 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:48,040 Speaker 1: and Marley, Bob Marley. I'd wait for that door to 669 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,680 Speaker 1: open up on the cream like the a I m 670 00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:52,120 Speaker 1: and like wait for him to talk to me, and 671 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:54,799 Speaker 1: then I would see her name come on and I 672 00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:57,520 Speaker 1: hated the name Katherine forever, even my best friend Catherine, 673 00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:58,759 Speaker 1: who I met in college. I was like, I will 674 00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,600 Speaker 1: let it slide, but I don't like cats because that 675 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:02,759 Speaker 1: was his expert. I didn't even know this girl. He 676 00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:04,720 Speaker 1: broke up with her, and I remember I was jumping 677 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,880 Speaker 1: up and down. I was like kissing matbye. I was like, 678 00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:09,000 Speaker 1: he's broken with her, Like he was like yeah, nicky 679 00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:10,759 Speaker 1: like wants to be with you, he likes you, and 680 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,480 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god. He's like he's coming up 681 00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,120 Speaker 1: here tonight. I was like, oh my god. And I'm like, 682 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:15,920 Speaker 1: it's like I won the lottery. And then we were 683 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,960 Speaker 1: walking back to the cafe and I just remember being 684 00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:21,040 Speaker 1: like I don't like him anymore, like I don't know 685 00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:24,560 Speaker 1: what to do. Oh fuck. And then Dog, poor dog, 686 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,759 Speaker 1: who broke up with his girlfriend and like came up 687 00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,200 Speaker 1: to be like I'm here. I just was like, no, 688 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,520 Speaker 1: I just see you as a friend. I don't want 689 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:34,000 Speaker 1: anything more with you. I didn't like him at it 690 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:36,879 Speaker 1: was gone, and it felt terrible and I couldn't help it. 691 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:41,319 Speaker 1: So I understand men must feel pretty bad about how 692 00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:43,960 Speaker 1: they feel after they come because it just that's got 693 00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,200 Speaker 1: to feel weird that like I'm so into this girl 694 00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:48,320 Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden it's like, oh god, 695 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:51,560 Speaker 1: when when you're saying this, when you're saying this, well 696 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:53,680 Speaker 1: then two days later, though, you'd be in the dog again. 697 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:59,600 Speaker 1: That's the difference. Yeah. But but I do think like 698 00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:02,920 Speaker 1: this explains like how with an orgasm, you love to 699 00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:06,040 Speaker 1: build up, but the orgasm isn't as important to you 700 00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:13,720 Speaker 1: love the dating this guy of pursuit. I like getting things. 701 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,239 Speaker 1: I don't like doing things. I like finding out that 702 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:17,879 Speaker 1: I'm going to do this TV show. I like finding 703 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:19,399 Speaker 1: out that I'm going to take this special I don't 704 00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,920 Speaker 1: want to actually do it because then it's like then 705 00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:24,400 Speaker 1: it's over, the excitement's over, and it's like, what's next, 706 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:28,279 Speaker 1: what's the next challenge? And um, but that was high 707 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:29,759 Speaker 1: school and that you have come a really long way 708 00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,279 Speaker 1: since then. But you know, I still have some of 709 00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:34,600 Speaker 1: the same behaviors of being attractive to men who like 710 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:38,680 Speaker 1: can't love me and uh, and when they become available, 711 00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:42,360 Speaker 1: I'm just like and that's not true though, Like I 712 00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,799 Speaker 1: I was scared for a while after that incident that, 713 00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:47,239 Speaker 1: you know, because my first boyfriend, Chris, I was so 714 00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,279 Speaker 1: obsessed with him for a year, same way, like just 715 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:54,600 Speaker 1: in love and and then he finally was like found 716 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,319 Speaker 1: out and was like, yeah, I'm into two and I was. 717 00:37:56,480 --> 00:37:58,160 Speaker 1: I remember just being like, I know that's gonna be 718 00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,560 Speaker 1: Doug Race again. As soon as he likes me, I'm 719 00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:01,040 Speaker 1: not gonna like And I still liked him, and that 720 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:04,480 Speaker 1: was like a huge and the reason was because I 721 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,960 Speaker 1: never really got him to like me. In the way 722 00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:11,000 Speaker 1: that I wanted. It was still a challenge, so maybe 723 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:14,279 Speaker 1: I'm not healed. Next the sorry wait, before we move on, 724 00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,239 Speaker 1: I just want to recommend a chapter for you to 725 00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:22,160 Speaker 1: read in Jonathan Hides the Happiness Hypothesis Obsession versus love. 726 00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:25,400 Speaker 1: I won't say anymore. If you read any chapter, it 727 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:29,160 Speaker 1: will make so much sense to you. Okay, that makes 728 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:30,960 Speaker 1: a lot of sense to me and my like college 729 00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:34,640 Speaker 1: relationship is definitely an obsession and not love. But he 730 00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:37,160 Speaker 1: really gets into it's not just like a like Okay, 731 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:42,799 Speaker 1: Jonathan Hide the Happiness Hypothesis. Okay, a really great book 732 00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:46,160 Speaker 1: on happiness. Okay, I will check that out. I will 733 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:48,560 Speaker 1: just and if you you know me know, all I 734 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,239 Speaker 1: want to read is one chapter of a book. So 735 00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:54,360 Speaker 1: thank you. That's perfect. What's the next story, Andrew? Is 736 00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:57,960 Speaker 1: there a cliff notes for that chapter? For Nikki waits like, 737 00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:02,080 Speaker 1: is Katie the Bachelor at girl saying the no jerking off? 738 00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:05,720 Speaker 1: It's just it's just gonna make these guys are already 739 00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,920 Speaker 1: like having trouble jerking off and they don't get to 740 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:11,480 Speaker 1: do it that often. You're you're creating, Well, that's what 741 00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:13,720 Speaker 1: reality shows to do. They create an atmosphere where everything's 742 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:19,480 Speaker 1: heightened and emotions are your emotions. You're you're more likely 743 00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:21,520 Speaker 1: to get on your knee and proposed to a woman 744 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,319 Speaker 1: if you haven't come for a really long time and 745 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:26,239 Speaker 1: she's the only woman you've seen for months and months, 746 00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:29,200 Speaker 1: So well, yeah, I mean think about marriages for the 747 00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:31,600 Speaker 1: end of time. You're not supposed to have sex until 748 00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:35,000 Speaker 1: you're married. It's the idea is you hold to come 749 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:38,399 Speaker 1: in until honeymoon, until your wedding night, like, and then 750 00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:44,520 Speaker 1: you go what I do? Oh my god, how many guys? Yeah, 751 00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:47,560 Speaker 1: are so horny and then they That's my biggest fear 752 00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:49,239 Speaker 1: is that, like I don't sleep with guys because I 753 00:39:49,239 --> 00:39:51,880 Speaker 1: don't want that energy to go away, and then when 754 00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:56,560 Speaker 1: I do, I mean, I've just had really awful experiences 755 00:39:56,600 --> 00:40:00,800 Speaker 1: after guys come of just being super super mean and 756 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,719 Speaker 1: breaking my trust. And it's just like I have been 757 00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:07,200 Speaker 1: like really wounded by the male orgasm and also very 758 00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:09,600 Speaker 1: pleased by it, but I just have a lot of 759 00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:13,960 Speaker 1: trauma from men color it and then being being really 760 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:17,399 Speaker 1: fucking mean to me. And see how this doesn't happen 761 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:20,719 Speaker 1: to women all the time. We're Dr Jeko and Mr 762 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:27,880 Speaker 1: com like that's it's like we're literally bipolar. Mr. Hide 763 00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:29,919 Speaker 1: your hair so you don't get it in it because 764 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:33,120 Speaker 1: it's really a past. Just not my hair. Next story, 765 00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:37,960 Speaker 1: All right, sad story, however, I think it uh it 766 00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:42,399 Speaker 1: just the timing was good. I guess a thirty two 767 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:46,520 Speaker 1: year old influence her plummets to her death as she 768 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:49,040 Speaker 1: slips when trying to snap a pick on the edge 769 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:53,520 Speaker 1: of a waterfall. Lad a ledge head, I know. Let's 770 00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:55,560 Speaker 1: just give a moment of silence for this ledge head. 771 00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:57,560 Speaker 1: And did they get the video? Did they get the 772 00:40:57,719 --> 00:41:01,520 Speaker 1: did she get the shot went viral? Oh? Baby, is 773 00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:03,799 Speaker 1: there a picture of her like before? Because I'm guessing, Oh, 774 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:06,000 Speaker 1: she was trying to get to allege where was this? 775 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,680 Speaker 1: It was only a sixteen foot waterfall though, so I mean, 776 00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:11,560 Speaker 1: in her defense, it wasn't like she was standing on 777 00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:16,400 Speaker 1: a thousand foot one. Yeah. And she died. Yeah, she 778 00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:21,480 Speaker 1: died in Hong Kong. Well, and her friends had to 779 00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:24,280 Speaker 1: watch that happen. She was hiking with three friends. Oh 780 00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:31,759 Speaker 1: my god, I mean that's so sad. It's just uh yeah, dude, 781 00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:35,760 Speaker 1: her last this is ridiculous. No, no, oh my god, 782 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:41,160 Speaker 1: what was her last post? I can't even read it 783 00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:45,120 Speaker 1: It's sad opposing on the edges of Steve Cliffs to 784 00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:50,000 Speaker 1: her Instagram account, where she included the tagline not scared 785 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:58,240 Speaker 1: wave wave should be fun, not dumb. Oh boy, alright, 786 00:41:58,239 --> 00:42:03,440 Speaker 1: p ledge head, we love you. I remember there was 787 00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:07,839 Speaker 1: a there was a video, or there was photos. I 788 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,800 Speaker 1: love the red the subreddit last images because it always 789 00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:14,200 Speaker 1: shows people's the last picture taking up someone before they died. 790 00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:16,000 Speaker 1: And a lot of times it's just like, you know, 791 00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:19,239 Speaker 1: a grandma's hand in hospice, or like old people like 792 00:42:19,239 --> 00:42:22,080 Speaker 1: oh I saw my mom before she gave you know, 793 00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:24,399 Speaker 1: cancer got her, and very sad. But some of them 794 00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:27,239 Speaker 1: are like this of like this was seconds before she 795 00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:30,000 Speaker 1: slipped to her death, or those really always just like 796 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:33,400 Speaker 1: intrigued me in such a sick way. There's one that 797 00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:37,880 Speaker 1: I um remember. They were like a similar situation, teens 798 00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,600 Speaker 1: hiking in a wood in the woods. I think this 799 00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:42,920 Speaker 1: is in New York all right, in the East coast somewhere, 800 00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:47,239 Speaker 1: and they they saw a bear, a brown bear or 801 00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:50,320 Speaker 1: black some kind of bear, and they started taking pictures 802 00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:52,120 Speaker 1: of it, and then all of a sudden it started 803 00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,959 Speaker 1: charging them. It caught their friend and mold their friend 804 00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,040 Speaker 1: to death. But they have the footage of the bear 805 00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:01,000 Speaker 1: like looking and then walking towards them, and then like 806 00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:04,000 Speaker 1: a blurry shot of like whoa ship you know? And 807 00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:07,280 Speaker 1: I just I don't. There's something about that that really, 808 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:10,439 Speaker 1: I'm so scared of bears. But because of that, they're 809 00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:12,520 Speaker 1: so fast. You cannot run a bear. If you start 810 00:43:12,600 --> 00:43:15,719 Speaker 1: running from a bear, kiss your life goodbye, unless you're 811 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,799 Speaker 1: the guy I met on in the Cayman Islands on 812 00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:20,000 Speaker 1: the set of f Bay Island who had a crazy 813 00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:22,359 Speaker 1: scar on his ankle and I go, what is that? 814 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:23,799 Speaker 1: And he goes, I was attacked by a bear And 815 00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:26,120 Speaker 1: I go what And he goes, I was just running 816 00:43:26,120 --> 00:43:27,600 Speaker 1: from it, and go, when you run from the bear, 817 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,440 Speaker 1: you should kiss your life goodbye. I've heard that he 818 00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:32,560 Speaker 1: was like I did and then my dad kicked it 819 00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:36,439 Speaker 1: off or something. Yeah, I mean what happens I think 820 00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:39,560 Speaker 1: is if you're filming something you're disc you're obviously you're 821 00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:43,160 Speaker 1: disconnected from it. You're seeing the bear on your phone. 822 00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:46,319 Speaker 1: You don't see the bear in real life. Like it's 823 00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:49,319 Speaker 1: like you have a concert people looking at their phones 824 00:43:49,360 --> 00:43:51,520 Speaker 1: and you go, it's right there, why don't you look up? Yeah, 825 00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:53,120 Speaker 1: the person probably tried to flip it up to go 826 00:43:53,200 --> 00:43:54,920 Speaker 1: to the next TikTok to you. Oh, I don't like 827 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:59,799 Speaker 1: this bear charging me? Oh next one? Yeah? Yeah no, 828 00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:05,480 Speaker 1: there of bears, like people yelling at bear. Like there 829 00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:07,719 Speaker 1: was a bear in a guy's car, and the guys like, 830 00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:09,960 Speaker 1: get out of my car and the bears like what dude? 831 00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:12,080 Speaker 1: Like it looked like it was the bears car anyways, 832 00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:16,560 Speaker 1: But why do I care? Yeah? Why do I care? 833 00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:20,120 Speaker 1: Adele buys a new mansion next door to the two 834 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,920 Speaker 1: homes she already owns in a swanky Beverly Hill suburb, 835 00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:26,040 Speaker 1: with her third purchase in five years, forming her own 836 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:30,759 Speaker 1: mini estate. Damn, hold on, let's see Adele number one, 837 00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,399 Speaker 1: Adult number two, Adele number three, eight week pull out 838 00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:38,080 Speaker 1: because I think I just saw Mila and Ashton. Jennifer Lawrence. 839 00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:42,000 Speaker 1: I've been here, not to brag. If it's the same 840 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,960 Speaker 1: place that she used to live, you know, five six 841 00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:56,319 Speaker 1: years ago. Jennifer Lawrence. Uh, she pointed from Ellen or something. 842 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:59,120 Speaker 1: The article said, Okay, maybe I haven't been to that place. 843 00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:01,960 Speaker 1: It's always se donn list. These are the neighbors Adele, 844 00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:05,360 Speaker 1: Penelope Cruise, and Javier brodam Zoe saw down a Jennifer Lawrence, 845 00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:08,520 Speaker 1: Mila Kunis, and Ashton Kutcher. And I think also Conan 846 00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:11,440 Speaker 1: lives around here too, because Mila had some story on 847 00:45:11,480 --> 00:45:14,520 Speaker 1: his show about being neighbors with Conan, And wow, Adele 848 00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:16,439 Speaker 1: is just scooping up property. I think it's so cool 849 00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:17,839 Speaker 1: to buy the house next to you, to be like 850 00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:19,719 Speaker 1: we can be as loud as we want, because I'm 851 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,080 Speaker 1: just gonna buy it next to me. What did she 852 00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:26,480 Speaker 1: spend after splitting up with She bought him. She bought 853 00:45:26,520 --> 00:45:28,640 Speaker 1: him a six bed property opposite her own home for 854 00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:31,200 Speaker 1: ten point six five millions so that her former spouse 855 00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:33,840 Speaker 1: could still be close to their son. That's cute. I 856 00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:37,479 Speaker 1: love that. I guess they're still friends. I mean that's 857 00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:41,320 Speaker 1: wild as as a as a as a kid of divorce, 858 00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:44,600 Speaker 1: like whatever, like my parents living next door to each other. 859 00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:48,120 Speaker 1: The idea of that is just crazy. But maybe her 860 00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:51,160 Speaker 1: husband or like they just parted ways, like they had 861 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,799 Speaker 1: a conscious uncoumpling where it was like they still liked 862 00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:59,520 Speaker 1: each other. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it would have been. It 863 00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:03,279 Speaker 1: would have been Your parents divorce was epic. You used 864 00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:08,480 Speaker 1: to have a podcast about divorce. Yeah I did. Yeah, 865 00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:12,759 Speaker 1: it was the idea of Yeah, well, first of all, 866 00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,480 Speaker 1: she's the you know, the woman buying the guy that 867 00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:17,560 Speaker 1: I mean. The idea that my dad would buy a 868 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:21,000 Speaker 1: house next door to you know, for my mom is 869 00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:25,200 Speaker 1: just it's just so wild, dude, Like they couldn't be 870 00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:30,959 Speaker 1: in the same fucking county, let alone wild because why 871 00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:33,759 Speaker 1: not like they once lived together. They go from like 872 00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:37,879 Speaker 1: living together, making three children together to like, I can't 873 00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:39,919 Speaker 1: be in the same county as you. It's like, it's 874 00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:44,240 Speaker 1: so wild. How much from loving someone to hating something? 875 00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:46,680 Speaker 1: Did your dad just come really hard or something? But 876 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:51,880 Speaker 1: what what made him? Yeah? Into something else? Uh? Yeah, 877 00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:57,000 Speaker 1: your dad needed Fuller Paul's. He would stuck around possibly yeah, 878 00:46:57,239 --> 00:47:00,439 Speaker 1: or maybe I think yeah, I think he uh lack 879 00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:03,080 Speaker 1: of I think it went maybe too long. Do you 880 00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,200 Speaker 1: think there's anything to this? I mean, I understand, like 881 00:47:05,280 --> 00:47:09,360 Speaker 1: cheating is not just about like getting your like getting 882 00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,080 Speaker 1: your balls drained, but like if you think your husband 883 00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:18,399 Speaker 1: might like be or like him, just jerk him off 884 00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:20,719 Speaker 1: or like blow him before he goes to like a 885 00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:24,120 Speaker 1: party where he might like or like if Brad Pitt, 886 00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,440 Speaker 1: if my husband was like on set with Angelina Jolie 887 00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:29,600 Speaker 1: or something or like it was, I would just demand 888 00:47:29,920 --> 00:47:32,480 Speaker 1: that he jerk off in front of me before he 889 00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:35,359 Speaker 1: went to set every day, because if he had empty balls, 890 00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:39,000 Speaker 1: you're going to be less attracted to your co stars, right, Yes, 891 00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:42,720 Speaker 1: but he would also maybe find it a little annoying, 892 00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:46,600 Speaker 1: so he might cheat on you for for even a 893 00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:54,439 Speaker 1: worse reason, for just no I know, but I'm saying though, 894 00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:56,399 Speaker 1: like if he did cheat on you, that would mean 895 00:47:56,440 --> 00:48:00,839 Speaker 1: he really didn't like you because he's cheating withoutcoming his ball. Yeah. 896 00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:04,799 Speaker 1: I always said that, like when guys cheat and the 897 00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:07,920 Speaker 1: girls like you know that so often someone cheats and 898 00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:10,239 Speaker 1: the person does it because they want to get out 899 00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:12,120 Speaker 1: of the relationship and they know it will like you 900 00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,759 Speaker 1: can't come back from that. And then they tell the 901 00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:19,239 Speaker 1: person and the and the their partners like we'll get 902 00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:23,480 Speaker 1: past it, and they're like wait what no, like, and 903 00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:25,440 Speaker 1: what I was gonna what I was gonna say is like, 904 00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:30,400 Speaker 1: uh fuck, what was I gonna say? My point was, oh, oh, 905 00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:33,040 Speaker 1: I know a lot of times a guy will cheat 906 00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:34,719 Speaker 1: to get out of relationship, or a girl will cheat 907 00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:36,600 Speaker 1: and then tell the partner. The partner will be like 908 00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:38,959 Speaker 1: they think the partner is gonna be like I'm done 909 00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:41,200 Speaker 1: with you, and you're like I know I fucked it up. 910 00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:44,560 Speaker 1: I ruined it. And then it's like because we I cheated, 911 00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:46,719 Speaker 1: that's why he broke up. But then when the partners like, 912 00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:49,239 Speaker 1: i'll forgive you, you can work through it. In the 913 00:48:49,239 --> 00:48:51,200 Speaker 1: person's like but I'm not sorry, and she's like, but 914 00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,000 Speaker 1: you were drunk, and he's like, no, I was stone 915 00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:55,520 Speaker 1: cold sober. It's like, oh, if you get cheated on 916 00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:59,560 Speaker 1: and the person that did it is sober, alcohol really 917 00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:05,359 Speaker 1: does create this like like if someone's drunk and they cheat, 918 00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:08,640 Speaker 1: it really does make it different. It's gotta because people 919 00:49:08,800 --> 00:49:10,719 Speaker 1: that are drunk two things that are stupid all the 920 00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:13,480 Speaker 1: time that we forget, oh I was drunk. We do 921 00:49:13,560 --> 00:49:16,279 Speaker 1: it all the time for like innocuous things. There would 922 00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,480 Speaker 1: be some some level forgiveness that would make you feel 923 00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:20,200 Speaker 1: better if you got cheated on if the guy was drunk. 924 00:49:20,520 --> 00:49:22,560 Speaker 1: But when the guy goes, no, I was sober, it's like, oh, 925 00:49:22,719 --> 00:49:26,800 Speaker 1: you just hate me, like you well, when you're sober, 926 00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:28,520 Speaker 1: it's not like one. You know a lot of people 927 00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:31,200 Speaker 1: always I forget who had a bit about it, but 928 00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:33,920 Speaker 1: it was like, uh, it's not one mistake, it's like 929 00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:37,000 Speaker 1: fifteen mistakes, you know what I mean? Like you got 930 00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,759 Speaker 1: in your car. That's a mistake. You drove to out 931 00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,399 Speaker 1: that you know. Like everyone's always like I made one 932 00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:45,319 Speaker 1: little I made a one mistake and I hooked up. 933 00:49:45,360 --> 00:49:48,239 Speaker 1: It's like, no, it was premeditated. And you pressed the 934 00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:52,480 Speaker 1: elevator button, you went past the store, you kept going 935 00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:55,200 Speaker 1: down there, you entered. You we got alone with someone 936 00:49:55,239 --> 00:49:58,000 Speaker 1: that you have sexual chemistry with. That's the thing, like mistake. 937 00:49:58,680 --> 00:50:02,439 Speaker 1: I know someone who's never cheated it and he always says, 938 00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:06,480 Speaker 1: what my He's like, I'm not different than other men. Obviously, 939 00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:10,239 Speaker 1: those teas are out there on work trips all the time. 940 00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,680 Speaker 1: He goes. But I don't want to cheat because there's 941 00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:15,000 Speaker 1: too much to lose and I don't want to hurt 942 00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,799 Speaker 1: that those people. And my trick is I just am 943 00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:21,200 Speaker 1: never alone. He's kind of Mike Pensy. I just never 944 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:25,439 Speaker 1: put myself in a situation where it can happen. So like, yeah, 945 00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:27,280 Speaker 1: there might be a girl that's like flirty and maybe 946 00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,040 Speaker 1: touching his leg under a table at a business thing. 947 00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:33,319 Speaker 1: He will not then find a way to accidentally be 948 00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:35,560 Speaker 1: alone with that woman, because that's what so many fucking 949 00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:38,839 Speaker 1: guys do, that sheet on their girlfriends. As someone who 950 00:50:38,880 --> 00:50:42,920 Speaker 1: has been the other woman before. These guys, Oh, they 951 00:50:42,920 --> 00:50:46,160 Speaker 1: can pin it on you for like, Oh, she seduced me, 952 00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:49,040 Speaker 1: she came after me. You can get out of you. 953 00:50:49,120 --> 00:50:53,239 Speaker 1: Don't you leave the door open. You left the door open. 954 00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:57,160 Speaker 1: Don't act like a woman physically jumps on top of 955 00:50:57,160 --> 00:51:00,520 Speaker 1: you and you've done something to be a part of this. 956 00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:04,799 Speaker 1: Uh you know, I just so just don't don't put 957 00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:06,680 Speaker 1: yourself in a situation where it can happen. We all 958 00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:09,560 Speaker 1: know when a cheat can happen. It's when you're alone. 959 00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:14,040 Speaker 1: Don't be alone if you're worried. Let's get to our 960 00:51:14,480 --> 00:51:16,920 Speaker 1: Wednesday segment. It's a new game. We're gonna play that. 961 00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:22,640 Speaker 1: Noah got a board game from Esther Perel, the sex psychologist, doctor, 962 00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:27,360 Speaker 1: smart person, author, podcaster. She's a podcast She's like this 963 00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:29,719 Speaker 1: badass woman who's done a ton of ted Talks. She 964 00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:32,920 Speaker 1: wrote the books Mating in Captivity and State of Affairs. 965 00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:36,279 Speaker 1: She is, uh, just very she's just very wise when 966 00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:38,320 Speaker 1: it comes to sex and relationship. She has a podcast 967 00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:40,840 Speaker 1: where she talks to couples and you listen to couples 968 00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:44,520 Speaker 1: in couples therapy. It's called Uh, where do we begin? 969 00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,879 Speaker 1: Where should we begin? Where? Should We Begin? In this game? 970 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,719 Speaker 1: It's the same name as the game. This is Esther 971 00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:52,080 Speaker 1: Perel's game Where Should We Begin? And it's a game 972 00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:54,160 Speaker 1: of storytelling and getting to know each other. It's a 973 00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:56,160 Speaker 1: good game for like first dates or just like friends 974 00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,680 Speaker 1: sitting around and um no one and I were talking 975 00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:00,120 Speaker 1: about it yesterday, and I thought it would be a 976 00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:01,960 Speaker 1: fun game to play today because it would set us 977 00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:04,080 Speaker 1: all up to tell fun stories and get to know 978 00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:07,160 Speaker 1: each other a little bit better. So let's play where 979 00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:09,920 Speaker 1: shall We be get? Okay? So I'm just going to 980 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,200 Speaker 1: modify it a little bit for the podcast. But we're 981 00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:14,839 Speaker 1: gonna pick a prompt card, so just tell me where 982 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:22,160 Speaker 1: to stop stop stop Okay. So this is the prompt card. Okay. 983 00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:26,440 Speaker 1: It says share something nostalgic. Okay. And now I'm going 984 00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:31,200 Speaker 1: to pick a question. Okay, but we will answer in 985 00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:35,000 Speaker 1: that theme something nostalgic. I don't know how to choose, okay, 986 00:52:35,040 --> 00:52:40,399 Speaker 1: So tell me where to stop stop A phone number 987 00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:46,240 Speaker 1: I need to delete? Oh and then okay, something of nostalgic. Okay, 988 00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:52,080 Speaker 1: nostalgic phone number I need to delete. Something nostalgic. Um, 989 00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:55,920 Speaker 1: I have a dead person in my phone? Who I 990 00:52:55,960 --> 00:53:00,719 Speaker 1: need to delete because they're dead, and I also have 991 00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:04,040 Speaker 1: them in my phone as don't talk don't talk to him, Nikki, 992 00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:07,839 Speaker 1: because he was someone that I had disappointed me so 993 00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:11,760 Speaker 1: many times and been someone that I had hoped for 994 00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:16,000 Speaker 1: having more with, and I, uh, I put him into 995 00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:18,440 Speaker 1: my phone so like when he would text me, I 996 00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:20,479 Speaker 1: would say, don't talk to him, NICKI, like it would 997 00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:24,360 Speaker 1: remind me, like, whatever you're doing to convince yourself that 998 00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:26,920 Speaker 1: it's gonna be, it's gonna work out this time, don't 999 00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:30,200 Speaker 1: don't do this. And then he died and he's still 1000 00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:32,080 Speaker 1: in my phone is don't talk to him, Nikki. And 1001 00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:35,399 Speaker 1: now it's I'm nostalgic for it because I was able 1002 00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:39,400 Speaker 1: to forgive this person before he died for always um 1003 00:53:39,560 --> 00:53:42,560 Speaker 1: coming and then hating me afterwards and making me feel terrible. 1004 00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:45,520 Speaker 1: I mean, and then um, I guess who had the 1005 00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:48,000 Speaker 1: last laugh? No U, So I guess I'm like, I 1006 00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:51,520 Speaker 1: guess that's nostalgic. It's an old fling who's now passed 1007 00:53:51,560 --> 00:53:54,279 Speaker 1: on and uh, and I put him on And I 1008 00:53:54,280 --> 00:53:56,640 Speaker 1: probably need to delete that because it's a negative way 1009 00:53:56,640 --> 00:54:00,239 Speaker 1: to remember this person. But it's also um, it's when 1010 00:54:00,239 --> 00:54:02,480 Speaker 1: it comes up when I'm searching for Donnell Rawlings in 1011 00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:04,920 Speaker 1: my phone. Don't talk to him. NICKI comes up and 1012 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,920 Speaker 1: speaking of Donal Rowlings, I ran into him last night. 1013 00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:10,239 Speaker 1: He's eager to get on the podcast and uh and 1014 00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:13,759 Speaker 1: talk to me about He just wants to hang out. 1015 00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:17,080 Speaker 1: He's like, I just why haven't we worked together? Why 1016 00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:19,360 Speaker 1: why are we not on a platform together doing stuff? 1017 00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:21,440 Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't know, donn l let's 1018 00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:25,840 Speaker 1: do it. He was so fun last night. It's so nice. Uh. 1019 00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:27,960 Speaker 1: And so Donnell will be on the show at some point. 1020 00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:30,560 Speaker 1: I just I love him and he was so funny 1021 00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:34,560 Speaker 1: last night. Um. Anyway, Andrew, what's a phone number that 1022 00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:36,480 Speaker 1: you need to get rid of in your phone that 1023 00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:41,560 Speaker 1: is under the theme of nostalgia. Hmmm, that's a good one. 1024 00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:50,280 Speaker 1: I oh, um, I would have to say, uh, sorry, 1025 00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:52,640 Speaker 1: let me that's a tough one. I don't really know 1026 00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:57,040 Speaker 1: when nostalgia. I know when I'm being nostalgic, like you think. Oh, 1027 00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:59,360 Speaker 1: I thought nostalgic meant like, oh, I've been in this 1028 00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:09,200 Speaker 1: room before war or something. Oh, having a memory. Uh, 1029 00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:12,880 Speaker 1: Nostalgia's like a sense of like the way it was like, 1030 00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:15,120 Speaker 1: oh my god, that takes me back to that time. 1031 00:55:15,800 --> 00:55:23,600 Speaker 1: It really just like yeah, yeah, sentiment from the past. Yes, okay, 1032 00:55:23,719 --> 00:55:27,680 Speaker 1: so I will take out um uh this this woman 1033 00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:33,000 Speaker 1: who I wanted her to be my uh my comedy manager. 1034 00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:36,200 Speaker 1: It was like before we met and I used to 1035 00:55:36,239 --> 00:55:39,880 Speaker 1: like manager or something, what are you saying that? Like, 1036 00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:45,400 Speaker 1: I'm going to be thought before we met Nicky, But 1037 00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:49,600 Speaker 1: I was like like instead of like I don't know, 1038 00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:52,640 Speaker 1: doing something that would cause to get a manager, I 1039 00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:55,600 Speaker 1: was like pretty much like not begging her to be 1040 00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:57,880 Speaker 1: my manager, just being like, why are you not my manager? 1041 00:55:57,880 --> 00:56:00,799 Speaker 1: Like I'm just as funny, I'm just as all are 1042 00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:04,279 Speaker 1: not seeing it. Yes, I don't talk to anymore. I 1043 00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:06,040 Speaker 1: could take that number out. I don't need to go 1044 00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:10,839 Speaker 1: back to that feeling of desperation so long and it 1045 00:56:11,760 --> 00:56:14,120 Speaker 1: all right, yeah, move on. You don't need you don't 1046 00:56:14,239 --> 00:56:17,160 Speaker 1: you don't need a manager. No, I don't need a manager. 1047 00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:22,600 Speaker 1: I'm doing today. My manager got me into the plates 1048 00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:25,760 Speaker 1: at four. Yeah, your manager is the manager of Plank 1049 00:56:25,800 --> 00:56:28,239 Speaker 1: Fitness and she gave you a promo code to put 1050 00:56:28,280 --> 00:56:31,040 Speaker 1: on your story. I'm just dying to know who used 1051 00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:38,200 Speaker 1: Andrew Plank or whatever, And like, did anyone anyone us? Yes, 1052 00:56:38,400 --> 00:56:40,359 Speaker 1: we're talking about it right now, go to Plank p 1053 00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:43,840 Speaker 1: l a K and sign up under Andrew Free Plank. 1054 00:56:44,239 --> 00:56:47,279 Speaker 1: What did you tell? What did you wait? Is it 1055 00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:52,239 Speaker 1: really is the promo code Andrew free Plank something that 1056 00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:56,920 Speaker 1: I actually give it out? No, I want to know 1057 00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:58,960 Speaker 1: the deal you worked out with this woman though? Was 1058 00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:02,359 Speaker 1: it like you gets for life for that I get? 1059 00:57:02,040 --> 00:57:05,040 Speaker 1: I get? Did you tell me how the followers you had? Yeah? 1060 00:57:05,120 --> 00:57:09,680 Speaker 1: She saw everything. Uh, I get a freak classes a 1061 00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:12,680 Speaker 1: month if I just got to put in my story 1062 00:57:12,719 --> 00:57:14,360 Speaker 1: and then like once every few months, I got to 1063 00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:17,160 Speaker 1: make it a main post. So I'll do something where 1064 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:19,440 Speaker 1: I'm like blowing the Reformer or something. I don't know, 1065 00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:25,080 Speaker 1: I'll get something funny. Okay, But dude, I had this 1066 00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:28,440 Speaker 1: thing of viral, kind of viral ish where I just 1067 00:57:28,480 --> 00:57:31,360 Speaker 1: went like this on Instagram. Did you see that little 1068 00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:34,400 Speaker 1: video you were doing a reaction to those girls. The 1069 00:57:34,440 --> 00:57:36,600 Speaker 1: girls were doing a reaction and then you did things. 1070 00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:39,760 Speaker 1: I thought I was gonna take it down after like 1071 00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,280 Speaker 1: two minutes because it would do so poorly, and I 1072 00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:47,800 Speaker 1: wasn't and people loved it, Like I don't understand why 1073 00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:52,600 Speaker 1: viral or on Instagram, on TikTok it actually got taken down. 1074 00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:57,440 Speaker 1: Oh so where did it go viral on Instagram? How 1075 00:57:57,440 --> 00:58:03,240 Speaker 1: does it go viral? No vibes? Yeah, it's it's just 1076 00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:06,080 Speaker 1: doing very well. Like people reacted better to that than 1077 00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:09,600 Speaker 1: anything I've ever done. And it's just doing the eat 1078 00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:14,000 Speaker 1: outside to women. Yeah, I I saw it. Uh see 1079 00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:16,200 Speaker 1: these all the time, these reaction shots, and I'm just 1080 00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:20,800 Speaker 1: like so confused by what they are. But now I 1081 00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:23,240 Speaker 1: kind of get it. Yeah, you were just bored on 1082 00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:25,760 Speaker 1: the couch. You were very bored yesterday was I could 1083 00:58:25,760 --> 00:58:28,640 Speaker 1: tell I had a good day. I hit golf balls. 1084 00:58:28,720 --> 00:58:32,440 Speaker 1: Brennan came over. We did face. Here's the thing. Uh, 1085 00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:37,000 Speaker 1: if you pluck your boyfriend's eyebrows and you're doing underneath, 1086 00:58:37,040 --> 00:58:39,960 Speaker 1: you gotta wet them first. You can't go in dry. 1087 00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:42,320 Speaker 1: I know, women, you go through all the all the 1088 00:58:42,400 --> 00:58:45,760 Speaker 1: bad things. I get that. But she went in straight 1089 00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:49,160 Speaker 1: dry to do the under the eyebrow. Yeah, you know 1090 00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:51,240 Speaker 1: what I mean? What do you mean what them was 1091 00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:57,440 Speaker 1: shaved cream or what? When I'm with a hot, hot rag. No, 1092 00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:01,400 Speaker 1: it hurts so bad. It hurts so bad. I cry 1093 00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:03,280 Speaker 1: a little bit. Will never tell you about when I 1094 00:59:03,280 --> 00:59:08,320 Speaker 1: got my eyebrows waxed. Before you do that. You got 1095 00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:10,600 Speaker 1: your back wax before you moved to St. Louis. That 1096 00:59:10,680 --> 00:59:12,960 Speaker 1: was the weirdest choice in the middle of winter. You 1097 00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:15,560 Speaker 1: got your back waxed right before you thought like they 1098 00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:18,120 Speaker 1: were that you were St. Louis, Like makes you take 1099 00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:20,040 Speaker 1: off your service soon as you get in or something. 1100 00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:23,360 Speaker 1: There were weird things. Oh, yeah, you do weird things 1101 00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:29,000 Speaker 1: before things. Final thought here, Um, yeah, we gotta get 1102 00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:31,960 Speaker 1: to Noah's nostalgia number. But yes, tell me about when 1103 00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:35,000 Speaker 1: you watched your eyebrows before wedding. Oh, I waxed my 1104 00:59:35,040 --> 00:59:39,040 Speaker 1: eyebrows and right when she waxed the underneath, it was 1105 00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:41,280 Speaker 1: the worst pain I've ever found in my life. And 1106 00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:44,000 Speaker 1: I didn't stop her. I let her do the next one. 1107 00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:47,000 Speaker 1: I don't know if she used like I think she 1108 00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:56,320 Speaker 1: used like she didn't. Blue felt and scissors. You said 1109 00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:59,160 Speaker 1: that was the worst pain, Okay, second worst pain I 1110 00:59:59,200 --> 01:00:01,640 Speaker 1: ever felt. I felt like guy to analyze and so 1111 01:00:02,480 --> 01:00:07,440 Speaker 1: I so I fucking right when it hit, I go, 1112 01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:10,800 Speaker 1: oh my god, this isn't good. And it was a 1113 01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:13,640 Speaker 1: fucking my buddy's wedding who went to West Point, so 1114 01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:15,800 Speaker 1: he was there with all these army guys and I 1115 01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:19,959 Speaker 1: show up with the most absurd metro sexual eyebrows because 1116 01:00:21,320 --> 01:00:26,200 Speaker 1: they're still bleeding, Like I look like, Mike, is there 1117 01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:32,360 Speaker 1: any pictures from this wedding that we can find at night? 1118 01:00:32,560 --> 01:00:36,120 Speaker 1: Is at night? And and then Rusty, my buddy Rusty 1119 01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:38,280 Speaker 1: is going up to everyone at the wedding, going you 1120 01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:46,560 Speaker 1: gotta see these. I love Rusty so much. I love 1121 01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:48,520 Speaker 1: that you didn't let you off the hook for it. 1122 01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:53,840 Speaker 1: I look hot, I can't. They're just so funny. Andrew, 1123 01:00:54,480 --> 01:00:56,880 Speaker 1: like even your your Instagram that I wanted to call 1124 01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:59,160 Speaker 1: you up for being coold the other day, Like you 1125 01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:02,440 Speaker 1: look into the CA camera like I just call you out. 1126 01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:04,160 Speaker 1: I know you think it's a joke, but I do 1127 01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:07,959 Speaker 1: truly think that you're like trying to be seductive. Yeah, 1128 01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:12,360 Speaker 1: but you do the same stuff. What are you talking about? 1129 01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:17,520 Speaker 1: You're standing in a in a on stairs with a guitar. Yeah, 1130 01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:21,800 Speaker 1: I mean yeah, but it's mine's not a selfie in 1131 01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:28,040 Speaker 1: the it's the selfie. Yeah, it's a doofie. Okay, I 1132 01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:31,360 Speaker 1: don't know. It's just like I get like uncomfortable at 1133 01:01:31,400 --> 01:01:35,120 Speaker 1: the at the face you make to yourself in the 1134 01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:37,760 Speaker 1: mirror when you're when you within that shot where you 1135 01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:41,800 Speaker 1: like looked like an like you were just trying so 1136 01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:44,120 Speaker 1: hard to look sexy. It's it's not, but like this 1137 01:01:44,160 --> 01:01:49,200 Speaker 1: picture makes me furious. It just I can't look I 1138 01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:51,960 Speaker 1: look good. But like just send it to Brunna then 1139 01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:56,600 Speaker 1: like what like Selfie's just that's who you took it for. 1140 01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:59,120 Speaker 1: I knew it was, and now you put all of us. 1141 01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:00,960 Speaker 1: It's too vulner boy, I don't want to see that 1142 01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:05,520 Speaker 1: side of you. Nick. I did it because I knew 1143 01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:09,000 Speaker 1: it set up the male nurse outfit. Like my my 1144 01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:12,240 Speaker 1: idea is like look as normal and like whatever. And 1145 01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:14,400 Speaker 1: then the third thing is like, oh, you're a male 1146 01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:17,520 Speaker 1: nurse outfit, Like it sets up that joke. To me, 1147 01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:21,240 Speaker 1: it's like, okay, that's how I looked at it. I 1148 01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:23,040 Speaker 1: just love that you like work so hard to like 1149 01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:25,280 Speaker 1: do a cool pose. In the second one, like in 1150 01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:27,160 Speaker 1: your room, like you're kind of like putting your hands 1151 01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:29,240 Speaker 1: together like hey man, like telling a story, but you're 1152 01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:30,760 Speaker 1: by yourself. You set the time or you have to 1153 01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:35,400 Speaker 1: scramble over there. And also the all of the chaos 1154 01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:38,680 Speaker 1: that's happening behind you. Your room is a mess in 1155 01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:40,960 Speaker 1: the back, like you did. It's just a guy that's 1156 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,840 Speaker 1: like so casual and cool. But his room is a 1157 01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:47,440 Speaker 1: die in the background. Like it's the juxtaposition. You're not 1158 01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:50,200 Speaker 1: even meaning to be funny here, but like this guy 1159 01:02:50,320 --> 01:02:52,480 Speaker 1: that face is not the guy that also has this 1160 01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:56,880 Speaker 1: trash collected in the four quarters. Like that trash and 1161 01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:01,400 Speaker 1: that the same thing. Bother yourself to pick up these 1162 01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:04,240 Speaker 1: cords and just brush them out of the I did 1163 01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:07,760 Speaker 1: really like that outfit. I'm still going to rock that outfit. 1164 01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:10,560 Speaker 1: I think it's a great stage outfit. But forty people 1165 01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:13,920 Speaker 1: wrote you look like a male nurse. Uh and then 1166 01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:16,760 Speaker 1: and then you reposted it and changed it to the 1167 01:03:16,840 --> 01:03:22,920 Speaker 1: nurse thing. Yeah no, no, no story. I had it 1168 01:03:22,920 --> 01:03:26,000 Speaker 1: in my story. Sorry, but you posted it with no joke. 1169 01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:29,280 Speaker 1: You just were trying to be sweet looking. I just 1170 01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:32,800 Speaker 1: wanted people to be I said, I'm monochrome into your town, 1171 01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:35,760 Speaker 1: like mono. Okay, I got it, Okay, I give you ship. 1172 01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:37,800 Speaker 1: You're right. It's the same stuff that that I do 1173 01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:40,040 Speaker 1: when I post pictures where I look hot. I said that, Like, 1174 01:03:41,320 --> 01:03:43,480 Speaker 1: you know, yesterday I took some very I took pictures 1175 01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:46,000 Speaker 1: that were just as like selfie and self indulgent as 1176 01:03:46,040 --> 01:03:48,480 Speaker 1: those where I'm like posing and I look the hottest 1177 01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:49,960 Speaker 1: I've ever looked in my life. And if I put 1178 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:51,720 Speaker 1: them on Instagram, it would I would get me more 1179 01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:54,800 Speaker 1: likes than I've ever gotten in my life. I look 1180 01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:57,880 Speaker 1: to yourself. Yeah, because yeah, I took them in my 1181 01:03:57,920 --> 01:04:00,760 Speaker 1: green room myself. They honestly, it's the best should have done. 1182 01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:03,680 Speaker 1: Like my sent up to my stylists and they were like, 1183 01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:07,000 Speaker 1: oh my god. I was like, I'm really like, yeah, 1184 01:04:07,080 --> 01:04:09,919 Speaker 1: I'll show you something. They're fucking amazing And I won't 1185 01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:12,000 Speaker 1: post them because they're too sexy and they're too like 1186 01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:14,800 Speaker 1: And I was by myself. If someone else would have 1187 01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:17,160 Speaker 1: taken them, I would be fine with it. But because 1188 01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:21,680 Speaker 1: I took them. See, that's the difference. Like I don't 1189 01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:25,120 Speaker 1: get but I made it, Like I think, yeah, but 1190 01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:27,000 Speaker 1: I don't get weird out by taking a selfie. I 1191 01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:29,520 Speaker 1: do get weirded out by asking people to take photos 1192 01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:35,400 Speaker 1: of me, like you love that. Um, I'd rather it's 1193 01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:37,720 Speaker 1: not as embarrassing as a selfie. As selfie when you're 1194 01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:43,760 Speaker 1: like pretending to look like that, Okay, yeah you gotta 1195 01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:45,960 Speaker 1: post that. What do you do? I mean, I know, 1196 01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:48,360 Speaker 1: I'm just on a chair trying to get my whole 1197 01:04:48,360 --> 01:04:50,040 Speaker 1: look in because I couldn't do the whole look. I'm 1198 01:04:50,080 --> 01:04:52,600 Speaker 1: in my and it looks like I'm just having a conversation, 1199 01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:55,720 Speaker 1: but I'm not. I'm honestly by myself. I look like 1200 01:04:55,760 --> 01:04:58,720 Speaker 1: I'm looking at someone. Uh wait, let me show you 1201 01:04:58,720 --> 01:05:01,520 Speaker 1: this one. This one, so make a joke to say 1202 01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:03,880 Speaker 1: that in the caption, say I know, because then you're 1203 01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:06,080 Speaker 1: doing the thing where you're being sexy and you act 1204 01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:10,160 Speaker 1: like you're not like the like these I didn't, so 1205 01:05:10,200 --> 01:05:11,680 Speaker 1: I'm not going to post this, but I did take 1206 01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:14,320 Speaker 1: them because the guy that I'm hooking up with, I 1207 01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:17,240 Speaker 1: wouldn't send him to him like they're not for everyone, 1208 01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:21,200 Speaker 1: even though they would get me a ton of likes. 1209 01:05:21,440 --> 01:05:29,640 Speaker 1: We didn't get your number. Yeah that's actually uh my period. 1210 01:05:29,680 --> 01:05:31,960 Speaker 1: I gotta go and change a tamp tamp before my 1211 01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:37,600 Speaker 1: USS by Glamor squads here. Uh yeah, change the old 1212 01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:39,840 Speaker 1: string cheese. Guys, thank you so much for listening. We'll 1213 01:05:39,880 --> 01:05:41,960 Speaker 1: be here tomorrow on the show. I can't wait to 1214 01:05:42,000 --> 01:05:44,760 Speaker 1: tell you about my long ass day today. Pray for me. 1215 01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:48,080 Speaker 1: I love you so much for listening. And um no, 1216 01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:50,480 Speaker 1: I'm sorry we didn't get to your number nostalgic number, 1217 01:05:50,600 --> 01:05:53,360 Speaker 1: and we didn't know what nostalgia was. It was all 1218 01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:55,120 Speaker 1: very confusing, but I do want to play that game again. 1219 01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:56,680 Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be really fun for the show. 1220 01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:58,800 Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening. We will see you 1221 01:05:58,840 --> 01:06:04,040 Speaker 1: tomorrow on the podcast Stopika and gr Dion Yercruit