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Speaker 1: I always tell people that this show won't make you smarter,

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Speaker 1: but it should make you laugh, all right, So yeah,

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Speaker 1: enjoy the full show. It starts right now.

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Speaker 2: Has our show finally hit the big time?

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Speaker 1: Really?

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Speaker 2: It's broken? Jeffrey in the morning. I'm not even talking

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Speaker 2: about having close to seven hundred thousand TikTok followers.

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Speaker 1: That's pretty impressive, thanks everyone.

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Speaker 2: I mean it's really not that impressive. My mom has

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Speaker 2: over eight hundred thousand. Sure, mom, I'm not talking about

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Speaker 2: Brooke launching her own successful side podcast called how to

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Speaker 2: Start your Own Third World Sweatshop with less than one

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Speaker 2: hundred k and that's taken off.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we interview the children. That was dark.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry he's by sustainable.

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Speaker 2: But in maybe the biggest news of all for our show,

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Speaker 2: we just found out that our own Alexis Fuller got

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Speaker 2: accepted onto the exclusive top tier VIP dating app.

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Speaker 3: Yea, yeah, this was if you could start dating a

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Speaker 3: celebrity and make some tabloids, would be really helpful for us.

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Speaker 1: Let's loose celebrity term on there. Obviously they let.

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Speaker 2: You in, So I don't think Alexis you realize the

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Speaker 2: greatness that you have achieved here. This is something you

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Speaker 2: see contestants on The Bachelor trying to get on a list.

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Speaker 2: Actors have used Rayah before. Alexis, you know this isn't

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Speaker 2: just about you getting onto the end. This is about us.

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Speaker 2: Now we need to use this as a marketing tool

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Speaker 2: for our show. What do you think about posting the

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Speaker 2: top loser line of the week on your dating profile?

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Speaker 2: More beautiful and famous people listening.

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Speaker 3: You don't think they're going to allow that on there's

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Speaker 3: always suspended.

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Speaker 1: Screen grab.

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Speaker 2: Your plan is just to use this to marry a Hemsworth.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to marry him, Jeff.

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Speaker 2: The most forgettable Jonas brother, phil or Luke or whatever.

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Speaker 1: Nobody wants a Jonas brother.

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Speaker 2: You have to stop being so selfish, Alexis and think

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Speaker 2: of the show first. We can say this what you're

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Speaker 2: doing at the Prince of Mumbai's Grand Palace once with him?

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Speaker 3: I mean that'd be better than our local events.

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Speaker 1: I kind of liked what you doing to the bus stop.

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Speaker 2: This show is on an upward trajectory. Thank you, Alexis.

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Speaker 2: Now let's move on and get back into the shock

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Speaker 2: collar question of the day with our own star of

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Speaker 2: the show. Sort of.

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Speaker 4: Thanks Joe sounded very genuine. Yeah, his name is Digital Jake.

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Speaker 1: You're a start of my mom, Jake.

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Speaker 2: He's too good for riots. Take it away, Jake.

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Speaker 4: His movies have grossed over fourteen billion dollars worldwide.

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Speaker 1: Whoa.

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Speaker 4: He was named Time magazine sixty seventh most Influential person

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Speaker 4: of two thousand and eight seven. And he's the only

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Speaker 4: human being that can rock a go tea better than

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Speaker 4: Santa Claus.

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Speaker 2: It's the Prince of Mumbai.

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Speaker 1: Wait, why does Santa have a goateee?

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Speaker 4: Some call him Sherlock Holmes, some call him iron Man,

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Speaker 4: but we know him as Robert Downey Junior. And today's birthday.

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Speaker 4: But did you know he shares it with another even

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Speaker 4: more famous celebrity who in their career had an estimated

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Speaker 4: away in twenty nineteen. Oh my god, I'm talking about

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Speaker 4: the one, the only Tartar Sauce aka Grumpy Cat.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's a birthday Cat, And.

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Speaker 4: To celebrate these two legends of entertainment and their shared birthday.

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Speaker 1: Fee Cat and Robert Downey June.

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Speaker 4: That's right, Brooks, say it again. We're gonna play a

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Speaker 4: special Robert Downey Versus Grumpy Kitty edition of plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 1: Please tell me it's one of those who said it.

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Speaker 1: Where you read a quote, we have to guess.

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Speaker 4: We'll go around the room and you give me a

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Speaker 4: of a Grumpy Cat video or a Robert Downey Junior film.

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Speaker 4: Guess correctly, and you stay in the game. This is

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Speaker 4: so We'll start with the woman who has a shirtless

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Speaker 4: Even the cats, I've never seen a shirt full photo real. Alexis,

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Speaker 4: give me a number one through twenty. Please ten, number

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Speaker 5: Game?

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Speaker 1: This is the game.

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Speaker 4: This is the game. This has always been the game.

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Speaker 4: And you better rise the occasion.

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Speaker 1: Grumpy Cat got a little grumpy when he.

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Speaker 4: Was out, Alexis said, Grumpy Cat, that is correct. That's

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Speaker 4: a nineteen ninety one our DJ philm are you. I

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Speaker 4: It just hid been sunburn film After what it's actually

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Speaker 4: a multimillionaire is making out his will and his gay

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Speaker 6: Oh wow, wow's sun.

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Speaker 4: But it's a playoff. Is there too much? You'll never know?

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Speaker 4: Tell you watch it, Alexis, you're out embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: Let's move over to Jose.

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Speaker 4: Give me number one through twenty please.

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna go twelve. I love that number.

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Speaker 4: Jose, this is a hard one. Oh no, grump of Thrones.

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 4: Is that a grumpy Cat clip or a Downy Junior flick?

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Speaker 6: Okay, but imagine after iron Man dies, Robert Downey Junior

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Speaker 4: It's a grum wait iron Man.

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Speaker 7: Oh spoiler alert.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, it could.

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Speaker 2: Have been like one of those like side passion projects

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Speaker 7: And now I am.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna say this is a grumpy Cat extravaganza.

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Speaker 4: Jose said, grumpy Cat. That is correct. Ten years ago

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Speaker 4: they put him on the actual throwne the Iron Throne

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Speaker 4: from Game of Thrones and you know what, Grumby Cat

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Speaker 2: Somebody needs to write the movie though Thrones and cast

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Speaker 2: Robert Downey Jr.

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Speaker 5: In it.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Brook Brooki me number one through twenty seven. Brook,

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Speaker 4: your title is back to School? Is that a Grumpy

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Speaker 3: That sounds like a terrible comedy where.

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Speaker 2: He's the father or the janitor that gives advice to all.

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Speaker 3: he's like going back to school. Right, Robert Downey Junior

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Speaker 2: Really upset about his first day.

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Speaker 1: Of came But I'm gonna stick with RDJ.

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Speaker 4: WHOA Brooks said Robert Downey Junior. That is correct. It's

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Speaker 4: And his dad Rodney Dangerfield when they attend the same college.

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Speaker 4: And then in twenty twelve, grumpy Cat, equipped with a

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Speaker 1: So I got both plots right, Yeah, you.

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Speaker 4: Kind of did, Jeffrey, you gotta get this one right

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Speaker 4: or Robert Downey Junior and Grumpy Cat is over forever, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 4: give me number one through twenty please thirteen, Jeffery, your

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Speaker 4: title is rented lips. Was that a Robert Downey Junior

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Speaker 6: I hope this one's a Robert Downy to follow up

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Speaker 2: Have you seen the mouth on that grumpy Cat. He's

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Speaker 2: and I would rent those lips.

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Speaker 4: Frown.

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Speaker 1: I picture him with those wax lips. Yeah, get wax lips.

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Speaker 2: On the mind immediately went to grumpy Cat on that

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Speaker 4: Grumpy Cat, jeff said, grumpy Cat, that is incorrect. That's

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Speaker 4: a nineteen eighty eight Robert Downey Junior film where two

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Speaker 4: friends are given the chance to cree their passion project,

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Speaker 4: a musical on Indian farming. That means you've won this

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Speaker 4: edition of Plenty of Plenty from Kennedy Brown.

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Speaker 2: So Jose gets to choose who gets shocked, and they're

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Speaker 2: going to be singing Promiscuous by Nelly for time.

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Speaker 7: I don't know who I want to get shocked? Can

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Speaker 7: I choose myself? Yeah, this is for you, grubby.

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Speaker 1: Cat bro shock me okay from.

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Speaker 7: Misuse cat you will.

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Speaker 4: I'm glad you stopped that happened.

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Speaker 2: That's your shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 5: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Fifteen to twenty years ago, there was a middle school

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Speaker 2: kid who was running probably one of the first ever

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Speaker 4: Concession. I can't take back earl arms.

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Speaker 2: Little mouse speaker got a text to seventy eight five

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Speaker 2: nine two says I just witnessed my wife of fourteen

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Speaker 2: years slice up a banana using scissors, and I don't

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Speaker 3: I want to try it, don't I used?

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Speaker 1: No, dude, kitchen scissors are money. I use it to

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Speaker 2: It's so good. It's a good PSA at all the wives.

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Speaker 2: Don't scissor your husband's bananas. Okay. We learn all sorts

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Speaker 2: of important lessons on this segment of what not to

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Speaker 2: do in your life. I'm supposed to do that.

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Speaker 1: You may say it differently.

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Speaker 2: Maybe we'll learn a new lesson from today's guest caller,

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Speaker 2: who's chosen to go by Jason as his alias. So, Jason,

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Speaker 2: welcome to the show.

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Speaker 9: Thank you for having me.

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Speaker 1: Hello, how are you doing? Jason?

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Speaker 4: Good?

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Speaker 5: Good god?

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Speaker 1: How are you okay? I mean, even with the voice changer,

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Speaker 1: you seem pretty chill.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, voice changer is on for it. You're the mass speaker. Now,

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Speaker 2: whenever you're ready, we want to hear your confession.

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Speaker 9: All right. So, back when I was in like the

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Speaker 9: seventh grade, I was, uh, I was kind of an

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Speaker 9: internet camera.

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Speaker 1: You just dropped that castle. I mean you're a twelve

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Speaker 1: year old internet scammer? Is that what you're saying?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, it was an inn camera.

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Speaker 2: Why are you so casual about this?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: I mean I was thinking about three hundred dollars a month.

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Speaker 5: Wow?

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Speaker 1: What was the scam you were running.

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Speaker 9: Well, I mean back then, like I go to the

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Speaker 9: website Nickelodeon dot com. Yeah, and they had this game

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Speaker 9: called nick Tropolis. Okay, they said, what Ukraine an avatar

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Speaker 9: build a house, furnish it even you.

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Speaker 1: Won't okay, just interact. Look did you play this, Selexis?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. It sounded familiar.

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Speaker 2: I thought it kind of sounds like the Sims, but

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Speaker 9: Yeah, and there was these options about nice of furniture TVs.

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Speaker 6: Okay, okay, I will say, because I'm a big Fortnite guy,

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Speaker 7: The Dark Night from season.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so I can see you.

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Speaker 7: Find a rare couch and people being like.

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Speaker 4: Oh damn.

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Speaker 2: It's funny how in this game you could be like

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Speaker 3: I don't understand where the skim comes in though, so

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Speaker 3: you you play and what.

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Speaker 9: It comes So back then, you know, if you forget

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Speaker 2: Okay okay, and.

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Speaker 9: If you got it right, it would tell you your

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Speaker 2: What hell.

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Speaker 9: So in the game, I go to popular locations in

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Speaker 10: To use the name.

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Speaker 9: Each of them had a security questions that to.

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Speaker 5: What is the eye color?

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Speaker 1: Oh? You just gall I mean I would assume everybody's brown.

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Speaker 2: Pople at brown Eyes is all right, you get into it,

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Speaker 1: Oh, we're almost as smart as the twelve.

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Speaker 2: Year old you.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, most of us had eye colors.

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Speaker 2: The question the easiest one.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, because you don't have you know, what was your

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Speaker 9: Se see y'all, see, y'all kitching all.

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Speaker 5: You're kitching on.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so you've hacked into their nick Tropolis account. Now

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Speaker 2: what what do you do with that?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: Okay, So when I'm in there and I would go

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Speaker 9: to that houses, yeah, basically I raise them.

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Speaker 2: You would raise their virtual house.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, no, So I sent all of this furniture and

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Speaker 1: Account you can gift to other people.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 3: So, I mean that sucks, But like, where does the

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Speaker 9: Well, you have to go to the store in the game.

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Speaker 9: But I can say I don't say I quote.

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Speaker 5: Unquote purchased myself.

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Speaker 9: So I'm taking those things and I took from the

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Speaker 6: All people do this in baseball games where they they

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Speaker 1: Them in the video game.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, in the video game abundance of things, and it

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Speaker 7: turns into like.

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Speaker 1: That's kind of this would not fly on Club Penguin.

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Speaker 2: Let me wait, this big screen TV looks exactly like

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Speaker 2: the one that was stolen from my house.

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Speaker 1: Wait did you ever get caught by any of the users?

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Speaker 1: Did they call you out?

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Speaker 9: No? No, it's surprised and they never got cout.

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Speaker 2: The beauty of the early days of like Nickelodeon, dot

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Speaker 2: com and it's just.

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Speaker 7: A small crime.

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Speaker 6: Imagine going to your mom and crying, like, mom, someone

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Speaker 5: Are they going to kid?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Good luck?

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Speaker 1: Wow, So you were you were a burglar?

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Speaker 7: Burglar?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, why do you sound so happy about it, like

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Speaker 2: you're admitting to scamming all these like poor little kids

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Speaker 9: I mean that I needed but it was funny.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's so funny.

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Speaker 9: But I think it hit me in real life. Now

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Speaker 9: I'm a used car.

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Speaker 2: No old stuff. You're not stealing those cars that you're

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Speaker 2: selling first, right the question?

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Speaker 1: No? No, no, okay, somebody else is he buys him

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Speaker 1: with a board?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, thanks for that confession. I'm a little bit

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Speaker 2: scared to talk to you, but text in seven eight,

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Speaker 2: five nine too. If you have a confession you've been

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Speaker 2: holding on to, will hide your identity, mask your voice,

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Speaker 2: and make you the next mass speaker.

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Speaker 5: Your phone TAP's coming up next, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: In today's prank, two roommates have been living in a

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Speaker 2: the other to hire a professional house cleaner. Really really, now.

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Speaker 2: The guy we're about to call never wanted anybody to

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Speaker 2: come over to his place. He was worried that they'd

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Speaker 2: very wary, with good reason. Though, because his roommate listens

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Speaker 2: to our show and called us with a wild idea, saying,

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Speaker 2: let's have Brooke be the house cleaner who's stuck in

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Speaker 2: a dark room and can't find her way out. Yep,

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Speaker 2: you're gonna hear it in your phone. Tap right Now's

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Speaker 2: Mornings on the twenty.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, Trevor, Trevor.

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Speaker 3: Speaking.

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Speaker 11: How can I help you?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Hi, I'm a I'm the housekeeper you hired for today.

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Speaker 11: Oh oh hey, how you doing?

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Speaker 7: Probably to call my roommate you're the one that hired you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well I tried to call him. He didn't answer,

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Speaker 1: and I'm sorry. I just I need some help.

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Speaker 3: Help with what? How can I help you?

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Speaker 7: You know what?

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Speaker 1: Funny thing happened to me? So I'm in a room

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Speaker 1: and I I can't get out.

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Speaker 2: You're in a room that you can't get out.

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Speaker 4: Where are you at?

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Speaker 11: You're on the first floor.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm up on the second floor and it's just

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Speaker 3: so dark and I can't find the light switch anywhere.

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Speaker 2: So wait, you're you're the house cleaner and you're went

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Speaker 2: into a room where there was no lights.

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Speaker 3: And you could just let me know, like light switches

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Speaker 3: usually left wall, right, wall in the middle.

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Speaker 2: What was that?

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Speaker 1: What was what? Didn't hear anything?

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Speaker 10: I heard it Lloyd's room?

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Speaker 3: Are you in, Like I said, I'd love to tell you,

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Speaker 3: but I can't see it.

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Speaker 7: Real problem.

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Speaker 3: I'm just I'm kind of like putting my hands out

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Speaker 3: and feeling along that.

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Speaker 10: What are you doing.

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to get out of here. There's anything

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Speaker 1: valuable around here? Do you?

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you're in my room or not,

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Speaker 2: but like you can just easily just open the drape

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Speaker 2: that way you can just see, you know, have some light.

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Speaker 1: That's a great idea. I did not think of that.

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Speaker 1: Now I just need to find which.

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Speaker 12: Oh my god, what there.

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Speaker 1: Was just something in the middle of the floor. That's weird,

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Speaker 1: right to keep things in.

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Speaker 7: The middle of the floor.

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Speaker 4: Knocking over my well.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it's your stuff.

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Speaker 3: I can't see anything, so, I mean, it's amazing. I

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Speaker 3: got nothing. If I swing my arm around me.

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Speaker 1: I just thought if I swung that way, it'd be fine.

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Speaker 1: But maybe if I just swing the other way.

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Speaker 12: This is what I did not want him to get a.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, this is gonna be a lot of cleaning.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what my company, what.

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Speaker 3: Kind of quote they gave you, but they take me

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Speaker 3: another hour or so.

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Speaker 2: What are you doing just trying to.

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Speaker 8: Find a light switch, a drake?

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Speaker 4: Oh my.

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Speaker 7: Bugger.

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Speaker 4: At this point, I think you're just you're just purposely making.

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Speaker 1: Okay, listen, listen, I hear you. But good news. I

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Speaker 1: don't want to lose good news. I found my vacuum.

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Speaker 1: I've got it right here.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 4: I say, this is a big.

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Speaker 1: Room, this is a.

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Speaker 4: Whatever you're doing, let me ask.

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Speaker 1: You a question that's totally unrelated. How's your insurance like

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Speaker 1: Runner's insurance?

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Speaker 2: Are you saying that because you broke all my.

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Speaker 8: Out?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Man, that was on my knee out.

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Speaker 3: You know, it's interesting that you're not worried about me

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Speaker 3: in this situation, because you're.

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Speaker 12: The one that's wiping everything thats walking around the house.

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Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure most of this stuff was broken when

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Speaker 3: I got here.

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Speaker 1: Did you want a big party last night?

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Speaker 4: Oh? My god?

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Speaker 1: Now that one that one I dropped.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm gonna call my room right now

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Speaker 2: and tell him.

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Speaker 3: Actually, you know, I forgot to mention at the beginning

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Speaker 1: Around here that I have already talked to him.

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Speaker 4: Eric.

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Speaker 3: Him, Yeah, yeah, I talked to him when he set

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Speaker 3: you up for this prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What oh god, Yeah, that's actually our studio. This is

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Speaker 1: actually Brook for Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. We're

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Those sound effects.

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Speaker 3: God, did you really think I was a house cleaner

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Speaker 3: that couldn't find a life switch?

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Speaker 2: I thought everything that I owned wind Oh, oh my god.

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Speaker 4: That's so nervous that that one.

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Speaker 1: Was your television. But I'm sure you have a warranty

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Speaker 1: I do, but still.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, wake every morning with slow tap weekday

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Speaker 5: mornings on the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: In a new relationship, there's all sorts of little things

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Speaker 2: that can give you the ICKND like if they part

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Speaker 2: their hair the same way your dog does, is right

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Speaker 2: in half, or if after every kiss they giggle and

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Speaker 2: in a baby voice say do it again, mama, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you know, coming back from those. That's why one of

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Speaker 2: this great guy and the one thing that might be

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Speaker 2: giving him the ick is the awkward text exchanges that

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Speaker 2: they've been having. And like just this morning, she got

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Speaker 2: So we're gonna try and step in and help her

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Speaker 2: out with a brand new textual healing coming up.

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Speaker 8: I like it.

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Speaker 2: Text you will, then text you will needless to say.

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Speaker 2: This morning show has many many skins using our fingers,

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Speaker 2: pencil tricks, tummy tickles, me and Jose pinching our noses

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Speaker 2: when we pass by Brooks lunch. We are very very

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Speaker 1: You can spell cauliflowers so much. Yeah, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not pleasant, especially when you put it in

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Speaker 2: the microwaves.

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Speaker 1: Yes, with spinach.

454
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Speaker 2: But you know what, maybe our best finger skill is texting,

455
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Speaker 2: and we have to help our listeners come up to

456
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Speaker 2: our level with this segment called textual Healing, where we

457
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Speaker 2: help somebody with their texting conversation when they don't quite

458
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Speaker 2: know what to say. And today's honored guest who needs

459
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Speaker 2: some tender textual healing is Dory. So let's welcome Dory

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Speaker 2: to the show.

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Speaker 10: How you doing, tie, everybody?

462
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Speaker 1: Are you hungry? You want some lunch? I'll give you some?

463
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:52,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, say no, say no.

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Speaker 11: Ye.

465
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Speaker 2: Story. You reached out for us because you need help

466
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Speaker 2: with some texting. Who are we going to be texting today?

467
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:10,720
Speaker 10: Yes, you guys, I met this guy and we've been

468
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:13,400
Speaker 10: going out three or four weeks.

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Speaker 12: It's not exclusive.

470
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Speaker 10: We haven't had the exclusive talk. But in real life,

471
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Speaker 10: I really really like him.

472
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Speaker 1: In virtual life, do you like him too?

473
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Speaker 12: Not so much?

474
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Speaker 10: No, in texting life, it's a problem. The thing is,

475
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:37,960
Speaker 10: when we're together, it's great, I have no issues.

476
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Speaker 2: I really like.

477
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Speaker 10: Him again, But when it comes to texting, we're off.

478
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Speaker 7: Really really, I know exactly what you mean.

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Speaker 3: Maybe he's just not I mean, I feel like there's

480
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Speaker 3: a lot of people out there that don't know how

481
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Speaker 3: to keep a conversation going on text.

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Speaker 1: Is that what it is? Does it feel like you

483
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Speaker 1: text him and then things just stop?

484
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Speaker 10: I'm just not sure what it is.

485
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Speaker 12: It's really not vibing.

486
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Speaker 10: It's like it's so different from how we are when

487
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Speaker 10: we're together.

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Speaker 2: Like, do you have an example of like how you're

489
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:09,720
Speaker 2: texting is in meshing with each other?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

491
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Speaker 10: Actually I do. So. One time he texted me and

492
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Speaker 10: he said, when you come over later, the neighbor's kids

493
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Speaker 10: have challenged us to a water fight.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's cute.

495
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Speaker 12: That is cute, right, right?

496
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Speaker 10: That was a cute text, and so I texted back,

497
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Speaker 10: I said, oh, that sounds like fun I'm.

498
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Speaker 1: In Yeah, that's a good response, square gut emoji.

499
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Speaker 10: And then he texted, should I wait for you to

500
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Speaker 10: boil the water? Oh?

501
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Speaker 1: Wait, he's gonna pour boiling water on the neighbor children.

502
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Speaker 1: It's funny, right, yeah.

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Speaker 12: I mean I was confused. I was like what, and

504
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:57,880
Speaker 12: then he was just like, oh, he was just joking.

505
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Speaker 10: But that's an example I'm trying to say of why

506
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:03,760
Speaker 10: it's off in real life.

507
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Speaker 12: I don't seem to have that confusion.

508
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:07,960
Speaker 1: In real life.

509
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,679
Speaker 2: You get jokes on you where you could see your

510
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:13,680
Speaker 2: water boiling in real life. That way, there's no question.

511
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Speaker 7: This is a thing. You have bad text chemistry.

512
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Speaker 4: Usually if you talk.

513
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Speaker 1: About this a lot, they'll say is that a bad thing?

514
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:20,320
Speaker 2: Though?

515
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Speaker 1: Is it like bad for a relationship?

516
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Speaker 7: You know, excited to text him?

517
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Speaker 1: Like are you worried about but you're doing You're not

518
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 1: gonna text all day anyway? That's true.

519
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Speaker 10: I mean I am a little bit worried about it

520
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,639
Speaker 10: because it sets a dynamic off like I don't know

521
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Speaker 10: to go forward or what.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So you you feel like every time that you

523
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:42,160
Speaker 2: guys do a text conversation, it's like subtracting from your

524
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Speaker 2: relationship in real life. So where are you at right

525
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Speaker 2: now in your convo with him via text?

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Speaker 10: It's still confusing to me, Like, actually, today he texted

527
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Speaker 10: me something. That's why I'm calling you, guys. I don't

528
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:57,600
Speaker 10: know how to respond.

529
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Speaker 2: Okay, So I sent him with let me.

530
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Speaker 12: Read it to you.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

532
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:06,760
Speaker 10: I said, Hey, that computer that you let me borrow,

533
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:10,919
Speaker 10: do you know how much ram it has?

534
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:11,879
Speaker 2: Okay?

535
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,320
Speaker 7: It sounds like a bad pick up life.

536
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 2: Do you let you borrow a computer?

537
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:15,840
Speaker 4: Yeah?

538
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Speaker 12: Well he let me a computer.

539
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:17,800
Speaker 2: Okay.

540
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Speaker 13: It was a really serious question I needed to.

541
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Speaker 10: Know for downloading or whatever.

542
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:23,280
Speaker 2: Okay.

543
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:27,400
Speaker 10: So I was serious about it, and he responded, you guys,

544
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:32,040
Speaker 10: he said, sorry, I don't know. It was a friend

545
00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:34,399
Speaker 10: of mine and he's dead.

546
00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:34,720
Speaker 11: Now.

547
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Speaker 2: Wow, okay, how do you read that?

548
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:42,879
Speaker 7: Very dark?

549
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Speaker 10: I don't know what to think.

550
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Speaker 13: I mean, I didn't respond or text back because I

551
00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:52,400
Speaker 13: don't know whether to make a joke. If he was joking,

552
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Speaker 13: you know, if it's really true, then I might say

553
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:59,080
Speaker 13: something that's insensitive to a dead man.

554
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:01,560
Speaker 5: Yeah. Help.

555
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,800
Speaker 2: So we're responding back to this text with you right

556
00:27:04,840 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 2: now about his friend, we're possibly dying?

557
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:12,600
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, can you just right back? Are you serious? Question?

558
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 2: Markers sounds kind of cold and heartless. I think that

559
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:19,240
Speaker 2: no matter what happens, especially early on in a relationship,

560
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 2: you want to keep things as light and as playful

561
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Speaker 2: as possible.

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Speaker 1: You mentioned a friend, but maybe.

563
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Speaker 2: But he was joking about the water balloons and boiling

564
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Speaker 2: water on top of children. His sense of humor is

565
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:31,600
Speaker 2: a little bit different.

566
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Speaker 1: So what if you.

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Speaker 3: Write back and you say, uh, oh is this computer cursed?

568
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,199
Speaker 2: Okay, no, no, no.

569
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 7: If he's dark, you gotta go darker?

570
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:42,240
Speaker 6: Be like, how did you kill him?

571
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 7: How did you murder your friend?

572
00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 1: That curse was dark enough?

573
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:49,160
Speaker 2: What about what if you said, how about we get

574
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,880
Speaker 2: out the Ouiji board and ask him?

575
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Speaker 7: That's dark?

576
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 2: Stry? What do you think? I have lots of options

577
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:56,800
Speaker 2: to choose from.

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00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 6: There, none of them are being normal at this point, though,

579
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Speaker 6: you have to get back with a dark song.

580
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,200
Speaker 2: Well, she didn't come to us for a normal response

581
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 2: to be like, oh sorry, we need a fun, playful response.

582
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Speaker 3: You want a saance to talk to the friend to

583
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Speaker 3: figure out them.

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00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:15,000
Speaker 2: I mean that's acknowledging what he said. It's joking back

585
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,840
Speaker 2: in a not mean way. What do you think, Torri?

586
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 10: I do like where you're coming from, So I feel

587
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 10: like I could say something like, well, can we have

588
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:24,880
Speaker 10: a sayance so we can find out.

589
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,000
Speaker 2: Okay, I like that.

590
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 1: You could use that crystal ball emoji.

591
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, whatever, but whatever, the message will come through

592
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 3: either way.

593
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,520
Speaker 2: Why don't you Why don't you type that out and

594
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 2: send it to your your new guy friend here.

595
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Speaker 12: I'm want to do it right now, you guys, Okay,

596
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 12: you have.

597
00:28:48,080 --> 00:28:48,760
Speaker 7: To do it right now.

598
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 2: That's the.

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00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:52,080
Speaker 1: Name.

600
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 2: We didn't ask for his name.

601
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 1: Okay, need it?

602
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:57,040
Speaker 12: Okay right now?

603
00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to distract her and ruin the

604
00:28:58,840 --> 00:28:59,959
Speaker 2: text laughing.

605
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:02,440
Speaker 1: Okay, she makes so funny?

606
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 7: Is funny?

607
00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:06,680
Speaker 12: All right, I'm gonna send it.

608
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 2: All right, let's do it.

609
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:11,240
Speaker 1: And okay, all.

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00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 7: Right, there's no way he's like, actually, my friend does

611
00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 7: haunt me.

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00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 1: It couldn't come back to this Friday, so that works

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Speaker 1: out perfectly.

614
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Speaker 7: But this is fun enough.

615
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 2: We've laid the groundwork for a nice, playful conversation for

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Speaker 2: the rest of the way. We're gonna come back and

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Speaker 2: see if he responds to that.

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Speaker 5: For the other.

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Speaker 1: Friend, what's his name? Who are we texting? Andre Andre.

620
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 2: We'll see if Andre responds and we continue textual healing

621
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:45,160
Speaker 2: right after this. We're in the middle of textual healing

622
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Speaker 2: with our listener Dory, and normally we get a lot

623
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 2: of relationship stuff on this segment about how to text

624
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 2: your crush or the ups guy, how to text Brooks

625
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,200
Speaker 2: husband to get him out of the house so Roy

626
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:59,080
Speaker 2: the traveling salesman can come over, but a.

627
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Speaker 7: Lot of excuses for that.

628
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Speaker 3: Yeah, the text with Roy is fine, though, Yeah, I'm

629
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 3: kidding any if you're listening, there's no This.

630
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,719
Speaker 2: Is a little bit different though, because Dorry needs our

631
00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 2: help texting the guy that she's just started dating. All

632
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 2: their in person chemistry is off the charts, it's just

633
00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 2: when they're on the phone texting it can get a

634
00:30:18,560 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 2: little bit rocky and they can't tell when the other

635
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 2: person is joking or not.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you know, I still don't fully know either.

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00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:28,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why she emailed us today, because she was

638
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 2: asking him over text about a computer that she borrowed

639
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 2: and how much ram it has. He responded with, I

640
00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 2: don't know. That computer belonged to my dead friend. So

641
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 2: that put us at an interesting fork in the road.

642
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 2: Do we take that seriously or assume that it was

643
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Speaker 2: a joke.

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Speaker 3: I mean, like Alexis said, this is why emojis were invented.

645
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Speaker 1: He needs them.

646
00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 2: He joked before with a previous text. So we went

647
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 2: down that road again and wrote back, well, maybe we

648
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 2: should do a seance to find out. Yeah, trying to

649
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 2: be played. Yeah, and I'm thinking, like, after we did it,

650
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:05,720
Speaker 2: I'm worried, like, did we really do that? That's a

651
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:07,160
Speaker 2: little bit it is a little bit dangerous.

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00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 1: We can apologize.

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Speaker 2: I am interested to see if Andre has replied to it, dorry,

654
00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 2: Have you gotten any word back?

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00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 5: Yes?

656
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:17,080
Speaker 2: Okay?

657
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 4: Oh no?

658
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:18,480
Speaker 1: What did he say?

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00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 10: Okay? He said, oh snap, do you believe in that too?

660
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 10: We should one hundred percent emoji do a seance for

661
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 10: our next date.

662
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, he continues.

663
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Speaker 10: If he responds, you're gonna love him. He's a great guy.

664
00:31:43,960 --> 00:31:45,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what I'm worried.

665
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 2: How do you how do you read that door? Do

666
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 2: you think he's joking back or is he being serious?

667
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 5: Now?

668
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 10: I think he believes in ghosts?

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Speaker 1: Where do you stand on that belief? Are you down

670
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 1: having a seance with your new boyfriend?

671
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Speaker 7: She's not gonna have a really saying.

672
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 3: Does mean that it actually is the friend's laptop and

673
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 3: the friends did see.

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Speaker 7: I'm one hundred percent on the joking side.

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Speaker 1: People.

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Speaker 7: People want to joke around NonStop, like me, never stop.

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00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 7: That's why it says non stop, Brook, he just took

678
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,480
Speaker 7: it too far exactly. He's not gonna stop.

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00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 2: I don't know if he is, because if he'd sent

680
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:22,200
Speaker 2: the text without mentioning the friends specifically, then I would

681
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 2: think it's a joke. But the fact that he's bringing

682
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 2: up his friend might mean that that's serious.

683
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 1: And then you're going to meet him. I think he

684
00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 1: thinks you're going to meet him. It should be cool.

685
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 1: That's a step in a relationship. Friends.

686
00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 2: Is it a little bit too soon to be meeting

687
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:41,640
Speaker 2: the dead? Friends?

688
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:41,960
Speaker 5: Okay?

689
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:45,760
Speaker 7: Okay, now meet Grandma. Let's find her relatives.

690
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 12: You guys, I'm so worried now, I mean, what do

691
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 12: I say?

692
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, Now we gotta legitimately find out if this

693
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 3: is a joke or not?

694
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 6: Right?

695
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 5: Do we need to do that?

696
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:56,640
Speaker 1: Brook?

697
00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:57,120
Speaker 5: Well?

698
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:57,840
Speaker 1: What else do we do?

699
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,120
Speaker 3: We just keep on the road and we don't know

700
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 3: whether we should show up on Friday night.

701
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,560
Speaker 2: The trains in motion, don't jump in front and try

702
00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:05,080
Speaker 2: to stop it.

703
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:06,600
Speaker 7: Now keep joking.

704
00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 1: Why do you say this? What do you say?

705
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:08,600
Speaker 2: This?

706
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 1: Truth is it'd be my first seance. What should I

707
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,080
Speaker 1: bring to that type of date?

708
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 7: What do I wear?

709
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 2: I just doesn't like it? Now?

710
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:18,160
Speaker 7: Is being polite?

711
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 2: She always says, totally.

712
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:23,920
Speaker 1: Want to know what you need to know? Like do

713
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 1: you bring a bottle of wine? Do you need to

714
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 1: wear a black dress?

715
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:26,640
Speaker 9: Like?

716
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 1: Where are we at?

717
00:33:27,480 --> 00:33:30,560
Speaker 2: Are you actually open to a seance here? Dorri for real?

718
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:32,040
Speaker 10: Not really?

719
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,080
Speaker 2: But maybe there's a way we can joke in back home.

720
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,480
Speaker 10: I really, I really like you guys response.

721
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 12: That's truth.

722
00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 10: It'll be my first seance.

723
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 2: What should I bring?

724
00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 10: I like?

725
00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:47,560
Speaker 2: Now you do? Okay, then just send that. Let's just

726
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:49,040
Speaker 2: send it, okay, you guys.

727
00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 12: I've texted, okay, texted it, and now.

728
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 7: We'll only I think be able to tell from this text.

729
00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 6: Because if he says wear something nice and be respectful

730
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:57,440
Speaker 6: for the.

731
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 7: Dead, then you'll know he's serious. If he's like a

732
00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:01,880
Speaker 7: bunny costume.

733
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:03,680
Speaker 2: Then you know he's go to a pet cemetery and

734
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:06,200
Speaker 2: dig up a dead animal. We meet the bones from it.

735
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:09,560
Speaker 12: You guys, you guys, he touched it back.

736
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 2: Okay, that was really quick for a geez. He's really

737
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 2: excited about this.

738
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 10: He said, Oh, are you serious? That could be a

739
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:21,879
Speaker 10: deal breaker for me.

740
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:27,320
Speaker 3: Doing it or not doing it, no asking, no admitting

741
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:28,680
Speaker 3: that it's her first time.

742
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:33,240
Speaker 10: That or or me being into it is a deal breaker.

743
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 1: I don't know why. Yeah, just say I was joking

744
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 1: and just leave it at that, and then and then

745
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:45,920
Speaker 1: he can decide what the joke was.

746
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,359
Speaker 2: Can we joke back and say, like, oh, thank god,

747
00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:51,879
Speaker 2: because I was worried I was gonna fall in love

748
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 2: with your dead friend, or you.

749
00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:00,799
Speaker 1: Were worried his friend was going to hit on you.

750
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:05,279
Speaker 2: I mean, because remember, like our mission here is just

751
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:08,440
Speaker 2: to try and connect with Andre this guy that she's.

752
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:10,359
Speaker 1: Texting, and it is off still it is.

753
00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 2: Well, we're talking too much about Andrea's possibly dead friends.

754
00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:17,360
Speaker 1: I like, I like your joke. I think your joke's funny. Okay,

755
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:18,239
Speaker 1: like I do.

756
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:20,480
Speaker 2: I liked your version of it, though a little bit

757
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 2: better than mine.

758
00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:23,719
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I was worried that he was going to

759
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 1: hit on me anyway.

760
00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, ghosts have a thing for me, So I was

761
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:29,759
Speaker 2: worried he was going to fall in love with me anyway.

762
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:32,399
Speaker 2: What you're showing by by doing that is that you're

763
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 2: like a light, playful person. You don't take things too seriously.

764
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:39,840
Speaker 2: You're just trying to like have a good time with him, right.

765
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 10: I'm not being judgmental or yeah, let's just send that.

766
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 2: Maybe you can put a laugh emoji on the end

767
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 2: because it's a little ghosts it's a joke.

768
00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, smile. Remind him he can use those two.

769
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 2: Lead by example.

770
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 10: Okay, all right, so let's see I'm getting it, Okay,

771
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:04,680
Speaker 10: I thank god.

772
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,000
Speaker 2: Do you always have this big of like like a

773
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 2: build up every time you send a text to anybody

774
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:12,080
Speaker 2: you have to hype yourself up for it?

775
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 4: Maybe?

776
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:17,399
Speaker 10: And no, it's just because you know it's so new

777
00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,000
Speaker 10: and I really like him and I don't want to Okay,

778
00:36:20,080 --> 00:36:25,440
Speaker 10: So all right, so okay, I've written it.

779
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 2: Button said, there we go.

780
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: Okay, you feel like you're text with your mom right now?

781
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,400
Speaker 2: All right? I mean, I just feel like we're not

782
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 2: like crossing the line here. We're not being offensive. We're

783
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 2: just being playful and joky and fun stay in.

784
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 7: The middle, which is good.

785
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:39,879
Speaker 4: Dude.

786
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:42,640
Speaker 1: If he writes back and is like, no, sances on.

787
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 5: He wrote that.

788
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 2: Guy, he wrote that, Oh god, he's really fast. What

789
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:50,040
Speaker 2: did he say?

790
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 10: He said to laugh emoji.

791
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 12: Yes, okay, he said, I was just messing with you.

792
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 12: I don't have a dead friend, thank god. But we

793
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 12: should text more.

794
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 10: You're funny.

795
00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 1: Oh no, text wary.

796
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if we can be there for

797
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 2: every single text conversation that you have. But you know

798
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,840
Speaker 2: what we'll do. We'll give you Brooks new landline. So

799
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:27,319
Speaker 2: she's the only one in the entire city who has one.

800
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 1: Now you know she's gonna be answered or the kids

801
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: will answer.

802
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 2: That whole Family's funny. You feel like we've held you

803
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 2: out there, Dori. Can we leave you to it now?

804
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 12: I think you guys an amazing job.

805
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:44,320
Speaker 10: I think going forward, our texts will dive better together now.

806
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, you need to read every text from

807
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:47,880
Speaker 3: this man as a joke.

808
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 1: On texts.

809
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,399
Speaker 2: Do those voice texts from now on?

810
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 4: Amaze?

811
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, just so that you don't frustrate people with your

812
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:55,600
Speaker 1: slow texting.

813
00:37:57,040 --> 00:38:01,400
Speaker 2: Okay, anyway, that's textual. It's brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

814
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,879
Speaker 5: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

815
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:07,760
Speaker 2: We have an early nominee for Employee of the Year

816
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 2: after a Walmart worker shared the hilarious thing that happened

817
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:16,320
Speaker 2: during her work break and it instantly went viral. Plus

818
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:19,760
Speaker 2: a brand new dating hat that forces your biggest crush

819
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,960
Speaker 2: to think about you all the time wherever they go,

820
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 2: and you don't even have to stalk to them this time, Alexis,

821
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 2: let's work for you. All of that is coming up

822
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:32,880
Speaker 2: in a brand.

823
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 1: New TikTok click shot.

824
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:38,440
Speaker 2: We're doing it. Oh my gosh, did you guys read

825
00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:45,319
Speaker 2: the latest Vogue? Apparently? Yeah, all of them. Apparently. The

826
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 2: new summer fashion this year is bleached brows, yellow clogs,

827
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:52,760
Speaker 2: and then hanging out of the back of your cargo pants.

828
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:56,879
Speaker 1: Is your TikTok click shot.

829
00:38:55,960 --> 00:39:00,799
Speaker 2: Old fashion moves. When we do TikTok click shot where

830
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 2: we talk about the biggest tiktoks of the past week,

831
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:05,120
Speaker 2: We're gonna get right to your first TikTok click shock,

832
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 2: which is from a Walmart employee named Brook. So right there,

833
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:12,360
Speaker 2: you know she's nothing but trouble. This could be for

834
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,840
Speaker 2: her user name is big Bicep Brook.

835
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:18,719
Speaker 1: Although I did a lot of push ups yesterday, I'm

836
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 1: trying to get there.

837
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:22,439
Speaker 2: Well this Brook has got a couple hundred thousand views

838
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,719
Speaker 2: on her latest video talking about what she did during

839
00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:27,960
Speaker 2: her latest shift working at Walmart.

840
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:29,360
Speaker 1: Okay, bruh.

841
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 11: I usually take naps at work on my lunch break

842
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,880
Speaker 11: and I send an alarm, And today I sent an alarm.

843
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:39,399
Speaker 11: I guess I turned it off because I woke up

844
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:42,239
Speaker 11: like two hours later and my shift is over.

845
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 5: Oh it was a.

846
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:48,600
Speaker 11: Good nap, though, I'm going back home to finish that nap.

847
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 2: That did basically silenced her alarm when it went off.

848
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 2: Kept on napping right through the entire rest of her shift.

849
00:39:57,520 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 4: And I bet a dollar.

850
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 2: That's not a good sign. Nobody at your work knows

851
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 2: that you're gone.

852
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:05,640
Speaker 5: Yeah.

853
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,000
Speaker 2: The people in the comments weren't even mad at her, saying,

854
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,880
Speaker 2: a win's a win, girl, Get that rest.

855
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:13,200
Speaker 3: I have taken so many car parking lot now. You

856
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:16,719
Speaker 3: always tell me to take the side of the road sometimes.

857
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 2: Too, hopefully not in the middle of your work shift.

858
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:19,400
Speaker 1: You'll never know.

859
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:22,840
Speaker 2: One person said, I would just tell him you forgot

860
00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 2: to clock back in after your break was over. Car

861
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:29,320
Speaker 2: steal from the company, great idea, it is Walmart.

862
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:33,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, who feels guilty about that? If you're an employee,

863
00:40:34,040 --> 00:40:35,040
Speaker 1: Come on, Jeff.

864
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 2: Okay, steal from stealing money from your companies is officially

865
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:39,720
Speaker 2: brook approved.

866
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 7: If I knew how to steal from our company, I would. Yeah,

867
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:43,600
Speaker 7: there's just no cash registry.

868
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:46,080
Speaker 1: I take toilet paper when we're out at home.

869
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,279
Speaker 2: That's a TikTok click shot. Let's go to your.

870
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,880
Speaker 1: Next TikTok click shot from.

871
00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 2: A woman named Theevia Let's spelled with a pH pheba.

872
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 2: Her video has been viewed over a million times and

873
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 2: it's going viral for her wild new dating hack called

874
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:05,279
Speaker 2: the kavoodle Effect. Do you guys know what a kvoodle is?

875
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:07,480
Speaker 1: I know, No, I know what a kubboodle is.

876
00:41:07,719 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 2: It's one of those fancy designer dogs. I have a

877
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 2: picture here kavoodles combined poodles with Cavalier King Charles.

878
00:41:17,280 --> 00:41:19,360
Speaker 1: Very fancy teddy bears.

879
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, very cute. But Phoeba describes the kovoodle dating.

880
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:28,319
Speaker 14: Method step one, have something that you are extremely obsessed with.

881
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:31,759
Speaker 14: For example, mine is kavoodles. I talk about them all

882
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 14: the time. I unknowingly talked about them so much with

883
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:37,080
Speaker 14: an X of mine, so so so much, to the

884
00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 14: point where every single time he saw something.

885
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,440
Speaker 2: Kavoodedly or a kavoodle is a dog. Okay, it's the

886
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 2: type of dog. I've got one.

887
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 14: He would think of me. Whenever he saw a kvoodle,

888
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:48,880
Speaker 14: he'd be like for Veyl, like kavoodles for Veya, kavoodle

889
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 14: kavoodle for Veya. He would send me Instagram reels, tiktog

890
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:54,959
Speaker 14: reels everything before we started dating. Fast forward we start dating.

891
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:57,840
Speaker 14: I asked him what made you what to date me?

892
00:41:57,880 --> 00:42:00,840
Speaker 14: And he said, everywhere I went there was a kavoodle.

893
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 14: I thought, of you, use this method on a boy

894
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 14: that you like, and you will be stuck in his

895
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 14: head forever.

896
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:10,319
Speaker 2: Essentially, develop an unhealthy obsession with something and talk about

897
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 2: it so much that your crush will instantly think of

898
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 2: you whenever they see that thing.

899
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:16,279
Speaker 1: I like it, except that she said it's her ex

900
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 1: didn't work.

901
00:42:18,280 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, that worked on the next guy too. Now that

902
00:42:20,400 --> 00:42:23,160
Speaker 3: Ox hates kaboodles. I mean honestly, it loses. Anytime any

903
00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:26,239
Speaker 3: of your excess at crop top, I can guarantee they

904
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:26,719
Speaker 3: think of you.

905
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 2: I thought Alexis kavoodle effect was car accidents.

906
00:42:31,360 --> 00:42:32,800
Speaker 1: Got a couple of them. That's good. I want to

907
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Speaker 1: keep on their toes. It could be me right there, definite.

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Speaker 2: Maybe jose yours is bowls of ramen effect.

909
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Speaker 3: See that by soup dumpling video game, any sort of

910
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 3: food blog.

911
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:50,359
Speaker 7: Maybe colorful lights. I forgot what we were talking about.

912
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:54,879
Speaker 2: It everything, but try the kovoodle method. You'll either land

913
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Speaker 2: yourself a new boyfriend or girlfriend, or possibly a restraining order.

914
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Speaker 4: Either way.

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Speaker 2: This shot, that's a TikTok click shot. Let's get to

916
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:06,840
Speaker 2: your final TikTok click shot, which was posted by someone

917
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Speaker 2: named the Kiffness, and he's had This guy has had

918
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:15,760
Speaker 2: viral videos before where he takes random dog and cat

919
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 2: videos and remixes them with popular songs. So today he's

920
00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:28,239
Speaker 2: using a French bulldog named Walter singing Ryan Gosling song

921
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:32,360
Speaker 2: from the Barbee movie. I'm just canting now the start,

922
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,680
Speaker 2: you're gonna hear a little bit of gossling just to

923
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:37,880
Speaker 2: set the tone for it, and then Walter takes over. Okay,

924
00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 2: here we go and where else? Sad testife.

925
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:14,920
Speaker 8: I'm having a conversation, conversing me again. You're getting me

926
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Speaker 8: in trouble.

927
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Speaker 7: I follow Walter.

928
00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:21,839
Speaker 3: I put celebrity sleeves up on our website every day,

929
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 3: and I actually blew out all of the actual headlines

930
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,919
Speaker 3: of celebrities and featured that dog.

931
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:33,239
Speaker 2: Walter is our new Kvoodle of webs The video got

932
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Speaker 2: two point nine million views.

933
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Speaker 1: It deserves more. Yeah, nothing to I mean, sorry Jeffrey

934
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Speaker 1: for your parody song.

935
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Speaker 2: I don't compare it to Walter, but the verdict is

936
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Speaker 2: Walter is enough. Those are your TikTok stories for the day.

937
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 5: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning, we got a.

938
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Speaker 2: New player, Alyssa the Phone, who is the mother to

939
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Speaker 2: two daughters aged one and five years old.

940
00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 1: Are you in it right now?

941
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 2: They were apparently born on the same day those four

942
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:13,719
Speaker 2: years apart. But she does feel bad because her kids

943
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 2: are constantly sick and she brings them into school and

944
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 2: daycare anyway, Oh do you do that all the time? Right?

945
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,879
Speaker 2: You know what? It's their issue. The teachers will heal.

946
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:27,240
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, so now we know where COVID started.

947
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:28,600
Speaker 3: You know what's sad is I just got off the

948
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:30,840
Speaker 3: phone with my daughter who's homesick. But my husband he

949
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,799
Speaker 3: does video shoots, so my daughter's literally laying in the

950
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:34,920
Speaker 3: back of the car right now.

951
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:38,439
Speaker 2: Yes, well, this isn't about you and your family book.

952
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 2: This is about Alyssa and her family. So Alyssa, welcome

953
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 2: to the show.

954
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:42,719
Speaker 5: Hi.

955
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 3: Everyone, who's the easiest of the daughters?

956
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:47,760
Speaker 1: The older or the younger?

957
00:45:48,200 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 2: Ah, the younger right now?

958
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:50,800
Speaker 1: Oh, it is easier.

959
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:54,840
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean the oldest just talks a lot and

960
00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 10: takes a lot of space.

961
00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:57,800
Speaker 1: Space.

962
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 2: Maybe try not to teach the younger one how to talk. Yeah,

963
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:04,160
Speaker 2: it'll never talk back to.

964
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 1: You every time she tries to walk. Push her down.

965
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna raise some easy children for you. Alyss

966
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 2: Okay Brooks leaving the studio, So let's go over the

967
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:16,279
Speaker 2: rules real quick. You got thirty seconds to answer as

968
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 2: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you

969
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 2: could say pass, But you do have to beat her

970
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:22,879
Speaker 2: outright if you want to win. Are you ready? Good luck?

971
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:26,399
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Today is National Ramen Noodle Day.

972
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:29,719
Speaker 2: Which country eats the most instant ramen per year? The US,

973
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:30,800
Speaker 2: Japan or China?

974
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:32,440
Speaker 4: Japan.

975
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:36,879
Speaker 2: What is the only state that borders three Canadian provinces?

976
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:38,640
Speaker 12: Washington? Oh, Washington.

977
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:41,319
Speaker 2: The sun is made up of two elements helium and

978
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:41,800
Speaker 2: what else?

979
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:44,279
Speaker 5: I don't know?

980
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:44,760
Speaker 14: Pass.

981
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 2: The leopard is the number one most endangered species in

982
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 2: the world. What African mammal rake? Second? What do you

983
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:55,360
Speaker 2: call the number below the line of a fraction?

984
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:58,399
Speaker 14: The denominator?

985
00:46:58,800 --> 00:47:01,440
Speaker 2: All right? Good? Work there. Lissa Brook's going to come

986
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 2: back into this studio. How do you feel like you

987
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 2: did there? Not great, I will say some of the

988
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 2: questions are a little bit tougher this time around. But

989
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,759
Speaker 2: let's look at the phone screen. It says that you

990
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:15,239
Speaker 2: plan events and meetings and you don't really get to

991
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 2: have fun, but you get to see everybody else have fun.

992
00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:22,400
Speaker 14: Yes, exactly, because then by the time you get home,

993
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:23,719
Speaker 14: you're just exhausted.

994
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 7: Okay, so you're having vicarious fun.

995
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 12: Yes, yes, of course you're in a bad.

996
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 3: Planner, and you really don't want to throw any birthday

997
00:47:31,520 --> 00:47:32,920
Speaker 3: parties for your own kids because that's what you do

998
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:35,279
Speaker 3: you in your day job, right, Yes.

999
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 10: And then the expectation for when you do your own

1000
00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 10: party is so high for everyone's.

1001
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:43,080
Speaker 1: So you're screwed either way.

1002
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:45,800
Speaker 2: Brooke, it's your turn. Are you ready?

1003
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:46,320
Speaker 1: I'm ready?

1004
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:49,759
Speaker 2: Your time starts now. Today is National Ramen Noodle Day.

1005
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:53,359
Speaker 2: Which country eats the most instant ramen per year? The US,

1006
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:54,440
Speaker 2: Japan or China?

1007
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:55,640
Speaker 1: I feel like the US.

1008
00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:58,799
Speaker 2: What is the only state that borders three Canadian provinces?

1009
00:47:59,160 --> 00:47:59,319
Speaker 3: Uh?

1010
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 2: The sun is made up of two elements helium and

1011
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:04,200
Speaker 2: what else?

1012
00:48:04,320 --> 00:48:04,800
Speaker 1: Hydrogen?

1013
00:48:05,239 --> 00:48:07,840
Speaker 2: The leopard is the number one most endangered species in

1014
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 2: the world. What African mammal ranks seconds? What do you

1015
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:15,160
Speaker 2: call the number below the line of a fraction.

1016
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 1: Denominator?

1017
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:22,960
Speaker 2: Just in time, we're gonna go over the scoreboard to

1018
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 2: check out how you both did with jose heyny Man.

1019
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:32,839
Speaker 6: I hate it when people say that, Elisa, you got

1020
00:48:32,880 --> 00:48:33,960
Speaker 6: one correct today.

1021
00:48:34,600 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 2: Oh Man, all right, and.

1022
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:39,879
Speaker 7: Brook Brook gets too.

1023
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,800
Speaker 2: She edges you out for the victory today. Sorry about that,

1024
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:49,239
Speaker 2: Eliza Day. All right, we need to get these answers in.

1025
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:51,840
Speaker 2: It's National Ramen Noodle Day. The country that it's the

1026
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:54,879
Speaker 2: most instant ramen per year is China, with forty six

1027
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:56,919
Speaker 2: billion packets every year.

1028
00:48:57,239 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 1: We always want to eating.

1029
00:48:58,600 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 4: I know, I know.

1030
00:48:59,840 --> 00:49:03,359
Speaker 2: The only state that borders three Canadian provinces is Montana,

1031
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 2: borders between British Columbia, Alberta, and Saskatchewan. The sun is

1032
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:11,600
Speaker 2: mainly made up of two elements, helium and hydrogen. Leopard's

1033
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:14,400
Speaker 2: the number one most endangered species in the world. Behind

1034
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:19,800
Speaker 2: them is rhinos the second, and the number that's below

1035
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:24,439
Speaker 2: the line of a fraction is the denominator, so alyssa. Unfortunately,

1036
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:26,680
Speaker 2: it wasn't enough to beat brook today. But the good

1037
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:28,839
Speaker 2: news is just for playing you do win a pair

1038
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:31,959
Speaker 2: of tickets to see The Barbie Movie in concert, Dance

1039
00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:34,279
Speaker 2: the Night Away with the Barbie land Sinfignette as they

1040
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:37,960
Speaker 2: debut their summer twenty twenty four North American Amphitheater tour.

1041
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:39,440
Speaker 10: Wow.

1042
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:45,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I hope motherhood continues to go well for you, Melissa.

1043
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:47,799
Speaker 12: I hope wish me a lot.

1044
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:48,919
Speaker 1: YEP, that's what I'm doing.

1045
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:50,839
Speaker 7: Luck, we love you.

1046
00:49:51,080 --> 00:49:53,319
Speaker 2: Come back and play anytime you want. Okay, letssa, You're

1047
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:54,000
Speaker 2: welcome anytime.

1048
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:54,760
Speaker 8: Thank you.

1049
00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:57,840
Speaker 7: Love the show girl said they loved me.

1050
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:00,879
Speaker 1: Jeff did I color Melissa instead of all of a sudden.

1051
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:02,960
Speaker 10: Yeah, it happens all the time.

1052
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:07,480
Speaker 2: We've all messed up your name by Clarks. Have a

1053
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:10,520
Speaker 2: good day. We're gonna do wind drugs Block the same

1054
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:10,799
Speaker 2: time

1055
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Speaker 5: Tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.