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Speaker 6: I don't Joy, Yeah, Joy, you.

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Speaker 4: Love you yellow.

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Speaker 7: the water the mon.

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Speaker 8: Come come on you, huh, I sure will. Good morning everybody,

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Speaker 8: y'all listening to the voice, Come on, dig me now.

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Speaker 2: One and only Steve Harvey man oh man, got a

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Speaker 2: radio show. Yeah, I do.

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Speaker 9: God so big to me, man, I just have to

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Speaker 9: tell you about it. I can't help it. It's rather

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Speaker 9: obvious to me how big, how good God is. He's

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Speaker 9: absolutely tremendous. He's off the chain. He owned one, he'd

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Speaker 9: be clowning, he'd be just showing out.

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 9: I'm just over here, just on the receiving end. You know,

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Speaker 9: if you're out there, start your mission today, Start your

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Speaker 9: mission today? What are you waiting for? Why do we

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Speaker 9: as people delay what we want or delay the process

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Speaker 9: to begin what we want our hopes, our dreams, our desires.

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Speaker 9: Why won't you start your mission today? Why don't we

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Speaker 9: all decide together that just individually. Look you listening. You

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Speaker 9: got something that you've been dreaming about. You got an

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Speaker 9: ambition of yours that's not yet fulfilled. You got goals

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Speaker 9: you haven't accomplished yet. Everybody has them. Everybody's got them.

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Speaker 9: Everybody's got something that's on the table that they haven't

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Speaker 9: yet attacked yet. What are you waiting for? Start your

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Speaker 9: mission today? Stop the procrastination. Now, the procrastination is only

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Speaker 9: hurting you yourself. If you got a goal of aspiration

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Speaker 9: or dream and you fall off track momentarily, you can

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Speaker 2: To that because God knows where you left off. Now.

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Speaker 9: You may have to accomplish a few more things since

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Speaker 9: you stopped for a long period of time, but God

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Speaker 9: know where you left off, you can get back on track.

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Speaker 9: I look, man, this dream of being on TV since

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Speaker 9: I was a kid, and it got off track. Now

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Speaker 9: it got off track. I just kept it as one

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Speaker 9: of the dreams, and in some real dog moments when

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Speaker 9: it looked like it wasn't gonna happen, all I was

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Speaker 9: hanging on to was just the hope that one day

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Speaker 9: it could. But that's what faith is really about. Faith

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Speaker 9: is the belief in things that you cannot see, but

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Speaker 9: faith gives you the confidence to keep hoping.

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Speaker 2: Man. Sometimes it just keep hope alive. Sometimes you heard.

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Speaker 9: Jesse Jackson say it, just keep hope alive. Sometimes, man,

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Speaker 9: it's just the hope. I was hanging on a hope.

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Speaker 9: And I'm talking about when it got real ugly and

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Speaker 9: Then I sat there and I just hung on to

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Speaker 9: back in line, God holds your place.

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Speaker 2: See. He held on to that for me.

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Speaker 9: He knew I was off tracking, out of line, but

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Speaker 9: he said, okay, here's where we stopped. You want to

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Speaker 9: I'm gonna hold your place, put you back in line.

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Speaker 9: Then we're gonna finish the journey that took me a

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Speaker 9: lot longer to get here than I wanted to, but

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Speaker 9: then it was necessary because I needed all of them

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Speaker 9: mishaps to happen to me along the way. So when

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Speaker 9: not see coming, Steve Harvey got a radio show, y'all.

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Speaker 9: That's why I say it every day. See, because of

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Speaker 2: Now I have.

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Speaker 9: Stories to tell, I got experiences to share, and I

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Speaker 9: Appreciate you saying that that's what it was for. See,

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Speaker 9: I get it now. See at the time, though I

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Speaker 9: in essence I was really pulling it off on myself.

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Speaker 9: But through his grace and mercy, he kept me through

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Speaker 9: all of my mistakes, all my bad decisions, all my miscalculations,

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Speaker 9: if you ever come to me. I have a plan

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Speaker 9: It will supersede everything you've ever dreamed of. That's what

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Speaker 9: I did. I just got sick of me. Goodn't sick

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Speaker 9: then God started working and here I am today. Now

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 9: It's like I was talking to this young brother the

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Speaker 9: other day about comedy. He's a really good stand up.

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Speaker 9: You know, this young dude is really good. He said, Man,

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Speaker 9: what is this I feel every night before I go

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Speaker 9: on stage. I don't know what it is. I just

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Speaker 9: want it off me, I said, sir, listen to me,

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Speaker 9: you young dude. This thing that climbs on my back

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Speaker 9: every night before I go on stage. I don't know

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Speaker 9: what it is. It's got something to do with pressure,

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Speaker 9: It's got something to do with anticipation. It's got a

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Speaker 9: whole lot to do with the fear of falling. He said,

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Speaker 9: What you mean by that? I say, every night I

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Speaker 9: walk out on stage, it's like I'm about to go

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Speaker 9: and step off of cliff. I say, it's a sickening feeling.

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Speaker 9: He said, man, but you do so well. I said,

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Speaker 9: that's because the parachute opens. I say, but I want

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Speaker 9: you to understand something. When I first walk out there,

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Speaker 9: it's just stepping off the cliff. Now these jokes provide

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Speaker 9: the cliff, and I turned it into a glide. And

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Speaker 9: then I take the audience this way, and I swung

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Speaker 9: them back over to that way. We might swing out

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Speaker 9: to the Colorado Rockies. We may go down to Miami

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Speaker 9: land softly. The crowd cheers. The night is over with,

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Speaker 9: I said, but it's been too many nights though. When

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Speaker 9: and the parachute didn't open, I said, Now I'm just

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Speaker 9: Ain't the parachute didn't open? I said, So see, that's

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Speaker 9: what it's like for me. And then you know what

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Speaker 9: I found out. If you done walked off the cliff

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Speaker 9: It's like not having a parachute. You step off the

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Speaker 9: now that fog gets you closer to the grave, right, see,

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Speaker 9: But the cool thing about a relationship with God is

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Speaker 2: You still going down, but.

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Speaker 9: It's a nice ride, and God just helps your descent

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Speaker 9: instead of not having no God in your life and

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Speaker 9: Ain't got no cord, you steady pulling, you hollering the

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Speaker 2: Parachute for you.

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Speaker 9: I would rather have a parachute since I got to

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Speaker 9: been like a parachute for me. Ask me where that

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Speaker 9: came from. I can't tell you. But like I always say,

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Speaker 9: most good things that happen in my life that I

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Speaker 9: can't explain is usually him. You're listening morning, ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 9: boys and girls, let me have your attentions.

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Speaker 2: I am talking to everyone.

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Speaker 5: Today who has ever had the aspiration of becoming a millionaire,

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Speaker 5: or if you've ever had the aspiration of holding a

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Speaker 5: full time job.

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Speaker 2: These are the two groups that I'm talking to.

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Speaker 9: Anyone who has had the aspiration of holding a full

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Speaker 9: time job and anybody who has had the aspiration of

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Speaker 9: becoming a millionaire. This show is dedicated to the two

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Speaker 9: coldest groups on planet Earth. You dig, Welcome to the

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Speaker 9: Steve Harbin Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: What group you and Sheridan Strawberry.

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Speaker 1: I'm in both, Steed, thank you very much, calling for real.

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Speaker 4: Good morning.

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Speaker 10: I'm in both too, Ditto. Let's get it, Junior, I

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Speaker 10: got five jobs. Tell me I ain't trying, nephew.

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Speaker 2: Timming every day. I'm hustling.

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Speaker 5: I'm trying to be in there, Yes, sir, Well.

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Speaker 9: For you, Oh ya, ain't in I ain't in this survey. Yeah,

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Speaker 9: you got me, plug got I got somewhere else I'm heading.

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Speaker 2: Ain't. Nobody asked me that, so we just throwing it out. Yah.

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Speaker 9: That's my two favorite groups of people. Anybody that wants

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Speaker 9: to work and anybody want to be rich. I love

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Speaker 9: both them people, because you ain't got to be rich

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Speaker 9: to be my friend. Because I got to tell you something.

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Speaker 9: None of my friends are rich, do you do You

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Speaker 2: Really? Man, none of my well I got one friends really,

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Speaker 5: My friend friends, I mean my real friends. Oh, real

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Speaker 5: friends are ninety nine point nine percent of them rich people.

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Speaker 11: But but what about running in those circles, you know,

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Speaker 11: the like minded people and birds of a feather flock

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Speaker 11: together and all that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all. They just business acquaintances and associates.

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Speaker 5: We make some money together, we do some deals together,

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Speaker 5: we go to dinner together.

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Speaker 2: You know, we pull for each other. But I don't.

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Speaker 9: We haven't been through enough to call them friends, you

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Speaker 2: Not really? Yeah.

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Speaker 11: Well, you know what, remember back in the day when

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Speaker 11: Oprah and Gail that their friendship was, you know, so

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Speaker 11: popular and everything.

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Speaker 1: It still is now.

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Speaker 11: But back in the day, Gail was Oprah's friend, so

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Speaker 11: Oprah gave her a million dollars so she could be

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Speaker 11: a millionaire too.

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Speaker 1: Remember that. I don't feel that way like.

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Speaker 4: That.

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Speaker 9: No, Well, junior, Junior, me and you we coworkers, and

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Speaker 9: I'm more like a mentor.

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Speaker 4: You are.

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Speaker 2: You can't borrow money from me and call me. I'll

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Speaker 2: beat it. Yeah, we ain't here, you know, will be.

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Speaker 11: Okay, But what have we learned right here? We ain't

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Speaker 11: rich and yeh, he's not Oprah and we're not gad.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me, excuse me, Thomas Miles, he is rich.

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Speaker 5: I'm nephew, tummy, nephew tummy.

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Speaker 2: Wow. I don't never know what he is.

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Speaker 11: No, all right, h Steve coming up in thirty two

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Speaker 1: Is he runs that.

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Speaker 11: Prank back right after this? You're listening morning show? All right,

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Speaker 2: Your wife is having a black baby. Let's go cat.

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Speaker 5: Hello, Hello, I'm looking for a William.

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Speaker 12: How you doing?

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Speaker 2: Listen? My name is Simmons. I was I don't know

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Speaker 5: My wife and I evidently go to the same fertility

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Speaker 2: Doctor. Uh doctor, you know you're familiar with doctor.

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Speaker 13: I'm familiar with doctor. But that's supposed to be confidential.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm aware of that as well, sir. My wife

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Speaker 5: you know, I looked your number up. They did tell

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Speaker 13: Somebody told you my number you got you got my

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Speaker 2: No, I looked up your number.

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Speaker 5: Uh here here it is in that show My wife

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Speaker 13: My wife is exactly five months pregnant. But I'm still

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Speaker 13: what this has to do with me. Well, I mean,

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Speaker 5: Well, what's what's happening is I got a phone call

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Speaker 5: I mean, I'm just as disturbed as you are. You

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Speaker 13: Could they do something like that? I mean, that doesn't

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Speaker 2: I have no idea.

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Speaker 5: All I know is that, you know, I hate to

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Speaker 13: And no, okakay wait a minute, no, no, no, no, so that

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Speaker 5: So I'm trying to make sure I bring the news

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Speaker 13: So I don't want this to sound rude, and I

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Speaker 13: you black?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah black?

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Speaker 13: And my wife is gonna have a black baby.

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Speaker 5: Well yeah, your wife is gonna have a black baby.

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Speaker 5: But what I want you to know is I'm not

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Speaker 12: That's what just about.

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Speaker 13: Child support, and my wife is having some of the

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Speaker 2: No, I'm not. No, I'm not out of my mind.

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Speaker 5: I'm just saying I didn't lay down and conceive a

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Speaker 5: I'm not gonna be paying enough child support.

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Speaker 13: Man, I'm not even worried about the child support. I

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Speaker 13: don't pay the child support. I'm worried about some doctor

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Speaker 12: Give me this you want.

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Speaker 5: It doesn't matter who gives you the news, as long

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Speaker 13: I can't believe that You're this is incredible, incredible. Oh

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Speaker 13: my gosh, call me. I'm trying to give me that.

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Speaker 13: I'm ready to go crazy.

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Speaker 12: This is crazy, Okay, this, this is.

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Speaker 5: This is no reason to be violent, sir. You see

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Speaker 5: what I'm saying this already, You're.

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Speaker 13: You're worried about me about paying child support and talking

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Speaker 13: Oh man, this this is bringing the best out of me.

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Speaker 13: I can promise you. Unbelievable. Man.

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Speaker 5: Let me let me ask yourself, Sir, do you think

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Speaker 2: You're not gonna. You're not gonna beat my child?

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Speaker 14: Are you?

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Speaker 13: Old? Man? Do you know how to push man's buttons?

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Speaker 13: I can promise you, man, that's crazy. No, I ain't

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Speaker 5: I don't want you being violent to me and your

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Speaker 13: Spin this thing around? Huh man, where do you live?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 13: Who is this?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 13: Is this?

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Speaker 12: Because? Oh man?

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Speaker 13: This is crazy?

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Speaker 5: Well, here's what I'm gonna ask you. Do you think

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Speaker 13: Child to my own kid?

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Speaker 12: No?

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Speaker 13: Well, I guess it wouldn't be my kid because me

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Speaker 13: Don't you say that, say that that drives me even

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Speaker 12: But it's me and your wife's chak.

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Speaker 13: So don't you even talk like that you're crazy. I'll

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, you're gonna tell a hold and who hey?

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Speaker 13: You in your head? You crazy?

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Speaker 2: See that?

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Speaker 13: This is this is the.

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Speaker 2: Kind of thing.

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Speaker 5: I don't want my child around this time, this type

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Speaker 5: Don't you kill who you mad at? Why do y'all

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Speaker 13: You?

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Speaker 2: You this?

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Speaker 5: Man?

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Speaker 12: Can I can? I?

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Speaker 2: Can I say one more thing to you? Can I

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Speaker 13: I don't know if I can take anyone of this

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Speaker 5: I got one more thing to say to you. This

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Speaker 5: is Nephew Timming from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. You

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Speaker 13: Oh you're gonna kill that. It took us so long

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Speaker 13: time to get taken it. He's gonna play play a

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Speaker 5: Man?

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Speaker 13: You just thinking?

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Speaker 12: God?

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Speaker 13: Man, Yeah, we listened to Steve Harvey radio show all

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Speaker 13: the time. Man, that's awesome, doesn't great?

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Speaker 12: Oh?

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Speaker 13: Man, I'm gonna go find her and give her a

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Speaker 5: God, all right, Man, I got one one of them.

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Speaker 5: I got one more question for you, baby. What is

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Speaker 5: the baddest radio show in the.

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Speaker 13: Land, The Steve Harvey Radio Show in the morning.

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Speaker 1: God, all right, thank you, nephew. We got to move on.

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Speaker 11: Coming up, Nags and has ask the CLO. Our Chief

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Speaker 1: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 11: It is time now for the CLO the Chief Love Officer,

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Speaker 11: Steve Harvey. This one is from CC in Dallas, CC Wrights.

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Speaker 1: I'm in love.

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Speaker 11: I'm in a love triangle with a man that's ten

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Speaker 11: older than me. They both serve their purpose, if you

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Speaker 11: know what I mean. But the young man wants all

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Speaker 11: do that. He takes great care of me, but his

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Speaker 11: son is a better lover. Yes, it's a father and

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Speaker 11: Come on, Clo.

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Speaker 2: Well, tricky, let me.

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Speaker 1: Tricky.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 5: You in real, real dangerous territory. You have not mentioned

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Speaker 5: whether they know about each other or not. He didn't,

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Speaker 5: and I'm pretty.

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Speaker 9: Sure that they don't, or at least I know that

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Speaker 2: But you said something in your letter that's interesting.

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Speaker 9: The younger one wants to drive your car and all

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Speaker 9: where his a cop? And then the sugar daddy is

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Speaker 9: actually taking care of business. Now did she say which

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Speaker 9: one of them takes care of frying the bacon better?

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Speaker 2: Is it the young boy of the old dude?

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty.

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Speaker 9: Lover, she said, Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's the young dude,

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Speaker 9: or else you'd have everything wrapped up in the old dude.

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Speaker 9: So I have no advice for you. You're going to

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Speaker 9: know how you think this is gonna work it. Should

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Speaker 9: you get rid of one of them?

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Speaker 5: Yes, you should before they find out, because that's a

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Speaker 9: Why you're doing that. Might I add that you are

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Speaker 5: I don't know you, but that's a little trifling because

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Speaker 2: He be trifling.

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Speaker 5: If he was seeing the woman and her daughter simultaneously?

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Speaker 1: Yes, come on, yeah, So I'm pretty.

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Speaker 5: Sure he would be trifling. So I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 5: label you as trifling too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I don't know what the thrill is for you to

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Speaker 2: It don't have to be this.

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Speaker 11: Man's son father son here, even by my standards.

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Speaker 1: That okay, Teresa, that's low.

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Speaker 2: You're right, Steve, that's low.

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Speaker 1: He says.

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Speaker 11: she prayed for me when I ran into her recently.

446
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,480
Speaker 11: He was a perfect man until a year ago, when

447
00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:58,800
Speaker 11: he stopped bathing, he stopped helping out around the house,

448
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:01,960
Speaker 11: and he stopped going to church online with me. His

449
00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:04,800
Speaker 11: blood sugar has been low lately, so I thought his

450
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:07,399
Speaker 11: behavior was because of that. But I don't think that's it.

451
00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:10,360
Speaker 11: I don't think this. I don't know this man anymore.

452
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:11,160
Speaker 1: What should I do?

453
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:16,359
Speaker 2: Well, you can have h you can have low blood.

454
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,439
Speaker 5: Sugar sugar and you and you can quit going to

455
00:24:18,520 --> 00:24:24,440
Speaker 5: church online. It's todamn bathing. Thank you to create it properly.

456
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:27,040
Speaker 2: That's a problem deal breaker. I know a lot of

457
00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:30,680
Speaker 2: people don't go to church online. I know a lot of.

458
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 9: People would diabetes and low blood pressure I got. I

459
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:37,920
Speaker 9: know people would haveigh blood pressure. I've been borderline myself.

460
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:41,680
Speaker 9: I'm aware of that. It's the stopping bathing that I

461
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,360
Speaker 9: don't get that connect at all.

462
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:48,840
Speaker 2: I got your tied gard to church online. I got it.

463
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:51,320
Speaker 9: Maybe you don't like the bod, maybe you don't like

464
00:24:51,440 --> 00:24:52,560
Speaker 9: zoom ministry.

465
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:56,240
Speaker 2: I got that. Maybe you like live church, I got that.

466
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,199
Speaker 2: Ah God, I got you tied and.

467
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:01,840
Speaker 9: Taking your medication I got Sometimes I don't feel like

468
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:03,639
Speaker 9: taking my supplements, I got it.

469
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:09,160
Speaker 2: I got it. But when your hands get tired of washing, I'm.

470
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,720
Speaker 9: Talking about just you know, just it's just something about

471
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 9: Washington that's so damn necessary.

472
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,840
Speaker 5: I wouldn't even have roll in about the church and

473
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:23,679
Speaker 5: the medicine Washington, because we can get him.

474
00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 9: Back in church. We can get him back on his maids.

475
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,520
Speaker 9: One trip to the hospital to get his ass right

476
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:32,520
Speaker 9: back on their maids. Man, you know, and one big

477
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:34,960
Speaker 9: problem in his life. Or turn him right on back

478
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,240
Speaker 9: to the Lord. We can do that.

479
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 2: I don't know what we got to do to convince

480
00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:39,720
Speaker 2: him to wash.

481
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 11: Yeah, and this has got to be why she's his

482
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:51,600
Speaker 11: third wife. Okay, Gabby and Gatlinburg, Tennessee says, my parents

483
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,360
Speaker 11: are very religious, and I'm a Sunday school teacher at

484
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 11: our church and I'm in the special events choir. I'm

485
00:25:57,040 --> 00:26:00,119
Speaker 11: also a tattoo artist and I'm covered in tattoos. I

486
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,880
Speaker 11: drink on the weekends and I brew beer in my garage.

487
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 11: I've kept my dad from going into my garage for years,

488
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,920
Speaker 11: and I've covered up my body so my mom won't

489
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,960
Speaker 11: be embarrassed. I'm turning thirty soon and I'm ready to

490
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 11: stop hiding from my parents.

491
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 1: How do I break it to them?

492
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 9: Wow, Well, man, you can't hide in Gatlinburg. I can

493
00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:21,680
Speaker 9: tell you that right now.

494
00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,359
Speaker 2: I've been through there. I've been through.

495
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 9: There ain't no hiding in Gatlinburg. I don't know how

496
00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,159
Speaker 9: you didn't fake the funk down at the church this

497
00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:33,440
Speaker 9: long with all them damn tattoos. You must be going

498
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:36,640
Speaker 9: to the church as Amish, so that's the only way

499
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:40,879
Speaker 9: you hide all you got on a bonnet, a gown,

500
00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:47,640
Speaker 9: them high top boots and some leotards and you're making moonshine.

501
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:49,400
Speaker 2: You just a little duvals.

502
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:52,600
Speaker 5: You just live in your best life.

503
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 2: So I don't know what to tell you. Moon. Yeah,

504
00:26:57,840 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 2: she making moonshine? What does she called it? In the letter?

505
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,600
Speaker 2: Beer beer girl? Stop?

506
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:08,320
Speaker 5: Ain't nobody no damn homemade beer. You and Gatton Burn, Tennessee,

507
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:11,639
Speaker 5: that's moonshine. Stop this Who the hell making beer at

508
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 5: the house?

509
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,239
Speaker 2: Beer cheap? All right?

510
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:18,840
Speaker 1: See clo, thank you. You're listening morning show?

511
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:21,959
Speaker 4: All right.

512
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 1: So Thanksgiving is fast approaching.

513
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,439
Speaker 11: For those of us that don't want to cook a

514
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:30,359
Speaker 11: big Thanksgiving dinner this year, there's an alternative. It's a

515
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:33,159
Speaker 11: pizza that has all the trimmings.

516
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 2: Guys.

517
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 1: Is loaded with turkey gravy.

518
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,920
Speaker 11: It has some dice, sweet potatoes on it, some green beans,

519
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 11: some cranberries, crispy onions, lots of mozzarella and cheddar cheese.

520
00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:47,880
Speaker 11: Du journo sells the pizza and it's available in stores today.

521
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 1: So here's my question. Would you guys try this.

522
00:27:51,440 --> 00:27:54,680
Speaker 11: Thanksgiving pizza with the turkey and the gravy and all that.

523
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:56,119
Speaker 2: No you will?

524
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:56,639
Speaker 4: Why not?

525
00:27:58,119 --> 00:28:02,159
Speaker 5: I want gravy and no, I don't want all my

526
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 5: stuff on one big old piece of bread like that.

527
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,560
Speaker 1: No, you don't like for your food to No, and

528
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:08,280
Speaker 1: I don't.

529
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:14,399
Speaker 10: Go in there and get yourself a slice of pizza Thanksgiving.

530
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 2: That's it? Yes, okay, sherey Shelly, tell me what's on

531
00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:18,919
Speaker 2: it again?

532
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:26,000
Speaker 11: Okay, Turkey, gravy, diced sweet potatoes, green beans, cranberries, crispy onions,

533
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,400
Speaker 11: lots of mozzarella and cheddar cheese.

534
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,160
Speaker 1: There you go, and you can get it from Djorn

535
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 1: that you're not even gonna try it.

536
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 5: Steve, No, I don't care they put it in an

537
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 5: egg bro I don't want all this together like yeah.

538
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 9: First of all, I don't give them who made it,

539
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 9: Puppy degr No, Bernardo on Rico. I don't care. I

540
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 9: don't care, it just don't. I ain't got no pi.

541
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 9: Pizza is fine the way it is. You ain't got

542
00:28:57,120 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 9: to reinvent pizza. They got some great pizzas out there, man,

543
00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,800
Speaker 9: but you do not have to do it as Chicago

544
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 9: is not playing with the pizza game. As a constant

545
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 9: argument on my TV show between Tanya and uh Terrell.

546
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 9: One is from Chicago, one is from New York and

547
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 9: the big debate every year family feuds. Who got the

548
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 9: best pizza in New York or Chicago? Okay, great pizza

549
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:24,920
Speaker 9: in both places, but I've enjoyed it more in Chicago.

550
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:26,320
Speaker 9: I'm just gonna have to be real with you.

551
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 11: But okay, what about this this pizza, These ingredients, the toppings,

552
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 11: I should say, bothers you is it the green beans?

553
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:37,480
Speaker 2: Nobody put no green grave. I don't want no on

554
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 2: my pizza.

555
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 1: That's like green beans.

556
00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 2: If I want no damn yams.

557
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 4: No bread.

558
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 5: You got three different juices running gres. You got jams.

559
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:57,040
Speaker 5: That's got some juice in there, gravy Okay, not greens

560
00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 5: are green beans?

561
00:29:59,480 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 1: Beans?

562
00:30:00,360 --> 00:30:01,640
Speaker 2: Tommy? One correction?

563
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 5: They yams don't handle you. Oh then I don't know

564
00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:09,280
Speaker 5: what kind of damn jams?

565
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:12,760
Speaker 9: All they ball them, Tommy and they cut him up.

566
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:21,480
Speaker 11: And all right, time for something funny, Junior.

567
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 1: You're ready, Yeah, I'm ready. Hollidays is coming.

568
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:28,240
Speaker 10: It is coming, and so you got people that's coming

569
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:29,960
Speaker 10: with somebody you've never met.

570
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 1: What you've heard about.

571
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 10: Now, I got a cousin, got this girl who's given

572
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 10: him all these problems, and I just thought about it.

573
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:41,320
Speaker 1: True, be told.

574
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 10: The crazy they are, the more ways you try to

575
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:46,160
Speaker 10: defend them to your family.

576
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:48,320
Speaker 1: I ain't never met the girl.

577
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 2: When I'm about to meet.

578
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 10: Her, oh Thanksgiving, like stuff like this, Like okay, I

579
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 10: heard that she tried to smother you with the pillow. Yeah,

580
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 10: we started off playing and fred but then it got serious.

581
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,719
Speaker 10: But you ain't ever it. You ain't never been smothered before.

582
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 10: You ain't never been smothered before. Don't we want to

583
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:08,680
Speaker 10: play with and trying.

584
00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 2: To smother you?

585
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 11: Yeah?

586
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 10: On this one, On this one, dog dog, I heard

587
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 10: she raised about the back seat of your car you

588
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 10: trying to leave? Yees, she raised about the back seat

589
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,920
Speaker 10: and she was concerned by where I was going that night.

590
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,720
Speaker 10: I had nobody that was concerned by where you be.

591
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 10: I mean, dog love, let her love me. N The

592
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 10: crazier they are, the more they try to.

593
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 1: Defend them to us. To meet the girl, I'm like.

594
00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 2: What's this about you? She shot at you? Yes, she

595
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:40,600
Speaker 2: shut it.

596
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:42,840
Speaker 10: She shot at me because she was concerned I was

597
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:43,440
Speaker 10: messing up.

598
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 2: I heard that gun shot.

599
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:50,960
Speaker 10: I got right back in, lad. I ain't nobody else

600
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 10: shot at you before? No, darning, ain't nobody else shot

601
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:57,880
Speaker 10: it up? Nick, Somebody shoot you for you speak on

602
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:05,240
Speaker 10: this subject. I'm saying, let you been shot at. I'm

603
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,400
Speaker 10: just I can't wait to meet her. Just the crazy

604
00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 10: as they are, the harder.

605
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 1: They gonna defend them to the Yes.

606
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 2: I can't wait to see this girl.

607
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 1: All we will have some fun.

608
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 15: This thing that's true being told.

609
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 10: I'm just that was good.

610
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 4: That was jr.

611
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 2: That was defend everybody. I mean.

612
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 10: I was taking a bath in the tub. Then she

613
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,560
Speaker 10: came in and pushed my head under water. But she

614
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:36,480
Speaker 10: left me under a little too low. I choked a

615
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:39,760
Speaker 10: little bit. But you ain't never been held under water

616
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,920
Speaker 10: under your line, No, everybody did that.

617
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:44,240
Speaker 1: We don't speak on that.

618
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 4: Dam ain't.

619
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 1: I tell you walked in my shoes, tell you what

620
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 1: my ship.

621
00:32:51,680 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 16: It was just a cut like she's staying stabbed in Halloween.

622
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:06,760
Speaker 1: Alloween. It's just a good well.

623
00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:11,959
Speaker 2: Just just a surface with one thirty two stitches. That's it.

624
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, just crazy.

625
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 2: Drown me a little bit, that's I'm good with that.

626
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 2: He ain't never been drowned before.

627
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 1: That's not a way.

628
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:30,520
Speaker 2: You can't speak.

629
00:33:31,840 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 1: You're listening Morning show.

630
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 4: Here we are.

631
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,120
Speaker 1: It's time for would you rather let's do a round?

632
00:33:38,160 --> 00:33:38,440
Speaker 4: Guys?

633
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:41,600
Speaker 1: Would you rather dress work out in dress shoes?

634
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:45,640
Speaker 11: Okay, work out in dress shoes, or would you rather perform.

635
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,920
Speaker 1: Comedy in flip flops? Which one?

636
00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 11: Are you working out in your dress shoes? Are you

637
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:53,000
Speaker 11: performing on stage and just some flip flops?

638
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 2: What are you doing? That's silly ask question.

639
00:33:57,000 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 15: B, that's just answer it.

640
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 2: List. I don't want no flip flops on stage.

641
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 15: You've seen Steve got you seen.

642
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,400
Speaker 5: I ain't got them kind of flip flops here. I

643
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 5: got these ouds, I got oos. He got something else,

644
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:14,880
Speaker 5: he got all that fruits? Yeah, I.

645
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 2: Figure. Yeah, but I'm in.

646
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,479
Speaker 9: Them dress shoes, looking like I'm gonna be the dress.

647
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 9: I got my church shoes on in the gym. I'm

648
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 9: being going and look like.

649
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:35,439
Speaker 2: Go rev.

650
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 11: All right, Moving on to would you rather be a

651
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 11: billionaire with no friend?

652
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 2: Hey?

653
00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 1: No friends? Hey, we're just a well loved thousand air

654
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:48,120
Speaker 1: that now he.

655
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:51,760
Speaker 2: And if I'm a billionaire, don't want no damn friends.

656
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 9: No huh yeah, I'm gonna lose a few along the

657
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:56,720
Speaker 9: way anyway.

658
00:34:58,239 --> 00:34:59,839
Speaker 15: I'm a thousand now and there.

659
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 9: Hell yeah, I've been here all all that crank though

660
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 9: that bill, y'all walk on off cool. I can buy some.

661
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 2: Friends real, all right?

662
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:16,640
Speaker 11: Would you rather kiss on the neck or would you

663
00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 11: rather kiss on the check on the chest when you're

664
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 11: being intimate?

665
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 2: Would I'd rather get kissed on my neck? On my chest? Chest?

666
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:28,800
Speaker 2: You get a swimming pool? Yeah?

667
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 1: Why happen?

668
00:35:31,120 --> 00:35:33,879
Speaker 15: Come on, I never heard that before, but water?

669
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Speaker 2: Kiss me on my chest? You get a swimming pool?

670
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:41,319
Speaker 2: You said, I don't know where it came. It was

671
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:41,920
Speaker 2: just random.

672
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 10: It was just chest your house and not having a

673
00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 10: swimming pool.

674
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you.

675
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 5: Like you'n you got to kiss my chest because you

676
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:54,600
Speaker 5: kiss around his neck with his car at all that's

677
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:55,400
Speaker 5: going out the window.

678
00:35:55,400 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 2: That's just love you get anywhere around this car. I'm

679
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,879
Speaker 2: gonna tell you it ain't it ain't all that love

680
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:05,720
Speaker 2: and double gone, just some of that chemo in your mouth.

681
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:11,799
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We're not sposed to cancel. You know,

682
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 5: he's gonna take it to a whole just about time.

683
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 1: You opened it up.

684
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:17,919
Speaker 2: I ain't never tasted.

685
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:25,760
Speaker 5: A lot of kids properly. You ain't never done that before.

686
00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 5: You don't know what it tastes like. I probably not

687
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 5: like to try Minican come in flavor on bubble gird, fruity.

688
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:41,440
Speaker 11: Punch, canned cranberry sauce or cheese on everything.

689
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 2: Can't put cranberry sauce on nothing but one two things.

690
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:50,399
Speaker 15: Tramberry sauce on the taco.

691
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 2: Ain't good.

692
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 1: Days round?

693
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 2: What you rather?

694
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:56,880
Speaker 1: You're listening hard morning show?

695
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,400
Speaker 11: All right, Steve, here's the question, and who should host

696
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:05,040
Speaker 11: Thanksgiving dinner? We know Thanksgiving is right around the corner. Boy,

697
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:09,000
Speaker 11: this year as fat as gone by fast. The relative

698
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 11: with the bigger house is a question of the relative

699
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:12,840
Speaker 11: who is the better cook?

700
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:14,280
Speaker 2: The better cook?

701
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, Thanksgiving is about food.

702
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 2: I'd rather be crowded and the food good than all

703
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:22,760
Speaker 2: this facing. We're just sitting way away from each other.

704
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 11: Complain eating green bean catsroll Man, was your trying to drop?

705
00:37:30,719 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 1: There's an echo of the house is so big?

706
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 2: Interesting man would lose this year?

707
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:42,920
Speaker 1: It was loose.

708
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,400
Speaker 2: She only had one kid to quimber.

709
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 9: So they just hollering across the big empty house. It's me,

710
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 9: but the food ain't good I'd rather be in that

711
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 9: tight sitting elbow to elbow, watching the game.

712
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:01,400
Speaker 2: Going for the whist.

713
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,239
Speaker 1: They sitting right next to you.

714
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:06,879
Speaker 5: Hey, man, if you ain't gonna eat all your ham,

715
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:11,560
Speaker 5: let me have that right there. Hey, Look, if you

716
00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:13,879
Speaker 5: ain't get enough cranberry sauce, I got plenty on my plate.

717
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 5: Just reach on over this.

718
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, how about that potato pie? Man, go to the

719
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:21,720
Speaker 1: projects with some good food.

720
00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 5: Anywhere, man, keep walking outside checking on your car, and

721
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 5: keep coming back going back there. Just say you gotta

722
00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 5: do check your man. I'm going out here and see

723
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:42,279
Speaker 5: if everything all right. Ain't on your turn? Check on

724
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:46,520
Speaker 5: the car. Man, ain't nothing like that ghiblip gravy man,

725
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 5: and go over that dress that right there?

726
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 2: Does it? You know how to make that turn? I don't.

727
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 2: I don't know. I need to. I need to.

728
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:55,200
Speaker 5: I need to study that one with one of my

729
00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,880
Speaker 5: aunties and figured out I ain't got got to do that.

730
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:00,440
Speaker 2: It's an art to great.

731
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:02,960
Speaker 1: I love dressing.

732
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:07,360
Speaker 9: Marjorie makes the dressing every year, and all her family

733
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 9: asks for pans really dope though, wow dope, And we

734
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 9: deep fry the turkey.

735
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:20,640
Speaker 2: Your son has to build butter ball deep fry your son.

736
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:25,279
Speaker 5: That turkey God, the only thing I used to do

737
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:26,560
Speaker 5: everything because I did.

738
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:30,880
Speaker 2: I did the yams every year. Really, I stopped doing this.

739
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 1: Why oh you don't have to anymore?

740
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:37,080
Speaker 5: No, hell no, my mama like, yeah, oh yeah.

741
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 2: She couldn't. And man, Mama bridge that girl.

742
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:43,560
Speaker 1: You say her banana pudding.

743
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 2: Let me, you don't even understand. Throw you into suthing.

744
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 15: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, that's sure.

745
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:56,919
Speaker 2: You know that. Sure.

746
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 1: But I've heard him tell about her banana pudding before.

747
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 5: Well, let me tell you something off the banana pudding.

748
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:06,840
Speaker 5: Her strawberry cake.

749
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 2: Cake.

750
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:14,799
Speaker 11: I love strawberry cake, a blueberry cakeberberry cake.

751
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:15,720
Speaker 2: I'm talking about.

752
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 15: What did you say, I said strawberry cake.

753
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:21,319
Speaker 2: Oh I thought you said blueberry strawberry cake.

754
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, nuts on our side, yummy.

755
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 2: I never had.

756
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:29,319
Speaker 1: Strawberry cake.

757
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:30,839
Speaker 2: Is it just cake?

758
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 15: A strawberry cake with strawberry icing?

759
00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 9: No, you ain't no strawberries. It's just strawberry flavorful okay,

760
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 9: sweet ice and pink cake. It's gotten nuts all over

761
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 9: the outside of it. It's kind it reminds me of

762
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:52,120
Speaker 9: German chocolate cake, but it's all pink.

763
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:54,959
Speaker 1: Okay, my favorite German chocolate cake.

764
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 9: That's Marjorie's favorite. It was my favorite too. Marjorie can

765
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:02,279
Speaker 9: make a German chocolate cake and listen to me. And

766
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:04,759
Speaker 9: I'm not saying this because I'm married to because she's

767
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:09,400
Speaker 9: not listening. Her German chocolate cake tastes just like my

768
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:10,879
Speaker 9: mama German chocolate cake.

769
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 1: Oh, that's that's major.

770
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 2: And if it didn't, and if it didn't, I wouldn't

771
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 2: say it. Would a black person make a German chocolate clake?

772
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:22,480
Speaker 2: Ain't it a black cake? Then it ain't. It's no

773
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 2: longer German?

774
00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:25,720
Speaker 4: Right a wrong?

775
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 2: You got one.

776
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 1: I'm a black person.

777
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:38,279
Speaker 13: Make it.

778
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 1: I like it.

779
00:41:39,239 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 2: I like.

780
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,640
Speaker 11: Bright Coming up next, he's here, the nephew you just

781
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:46,080
Speaker 11: heard him.

782
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:49,720
Speaker 1: What his great phone call? Right after this, you're listening

783
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 1: morning show all right?

784
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:55,280
Speaker 11: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

785
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:58,480
Speaker 11: four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today. The

786
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 11: subject is my daddy loves my friends. We'll get into

787
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 11: that a little later. Marinad on that because right now

788
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:11,440
Speaker 11: the nephews in the building with today's prank phone call.

789
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:16,560
Speaker 1: What you got for his neph in? Bl you?

790
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:19,160
Speaker 4: What?

791
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 5: Oh?

792
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 1: What? What in bl you?

793
00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:32,280
Speaker 11: I'm so afraid right now not for me for you.

794
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 2: No blacks for you. Let's go care though.

795
00:42:33,920 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 12: Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Nicolele. Please, how you doing? Listen?

796
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 12: I'm giving you a call, and you you happen to

797
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 12: be in a relationship with a with a black man?

798
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 12: Am I am? I right? I'm sorry?

799
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:50,920
Speaker 1: Who is this?

800
00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 12: I'm sorry. My name is Brian Well. I don't want

801
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 12: to give my full name, but it's Jiadiah Jiyadiah Malcolm.

802
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 17: Okay, hey, and I'm sorry. Why are you calling?

803
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 12: Okay? Now you you you are a Caucasian woman?

804
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 17: Correct, Okay, why I'm still trying to get to why

805
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:11,760
Speaker 17: are you calling?

806
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:16,839
Speaker 12: What's going on is I'm with an organization and we're

807
00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:21,640
Speaker 12: calling people who are in interracial relationships, and from my understanding,

808
00:43:21,680 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 12: you are in an interracial relationship. Correct, Yes, okay, I'm

809
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:31,760
Speaker 12: with n b f U and that's n b FU

810
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 12: is No Blacks for you. And what we're doing is

811
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:40,280
Speaker 12: we're trying to get racist to go back to dating

812
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:43,279
Speaker 12: each other, you know, which means Carcasians going back to you.

813
00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:47,239
Speaker 17: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. At first, I don't know who

814
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:50,319
Speaker 17: do you think you are calling my house? But that's

815
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:51,919
Speaker 17: just not going to happen. And I don't know where

816
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,439
Speaker 17: this organization is based out of. I mean, you must

817
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:58,160
Speaker 17: be some country bumpkin or something, and you have just

818
00:43:58,239 --> 00:43:59,720
Speaker 17: really called the wrong house.

819
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 12: Well when h n BF you man has been around

820
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:07,280
Speaker 12: since the early nineteen forties, Yeah.

821
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 17: I can imagine. I can imagine that. I'm sure at

822
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 17: some points you guys have to shut down because this

823
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 17: is just ridiculous. Do you know what I mean? Obama's

824
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 17: mother was white? Are you gonna go knock on his

825
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 17: door to what the hell?

826
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:20,399
Speaker 12: I'm not gonna have time to knock on Obama's door.

827
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 12: He's business. What I'm trying to do is get the

828
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:30,239
Speaker 12: rest of the black and that's what I'm saying.

829
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:32,080
Speaker 17: What I'm trying to trying to tell us we can't

830
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 17: be together because you're black and I'm white. He's condo?

831
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:42,480
Speaker 12: What's who is h okay? Who? Who? Who is this?

832
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:45,319
Speaker 14: This is that I'm a man?

833
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:49,920
Speaker 12: Who this Okay? This is gad Jiodiah Malcolm. And what

834
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,560
Speaker 12: I'm doing, man, is we we You know, I'm with

835
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 12: an organization called n b f U and n b

836
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 12: f U man, it's no Blacks for you, which what

837
00:44:57,760 --> 00:44:59,359
Speaker 12: we're trying to do is we're trying to get all

838
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:02,279
Speaker 12: racist to go back to each other. What you're talking?

839
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:03,240
Speaker 13: Did you tripping?

840
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:03,480
Speaker 14: Man?

841
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:04,800
Speaker 12: You are what? What?

842
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 14: What kind of organization has that y'all are tripping? O?

843
00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:08,839
Speaker 13: Brother?

844
00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:12,120
Speaker 12: Let me ask you something. You don't feel empty without

845
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 12: the sister on your side. You don't feel empty without

846
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 12: loving black woman on your side. That's what I'm asking you, brother.

847
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 14: I got I got plenty of black women on my side,

848
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:23,239
Speaker 14: but that don't mean that I had to be in

849
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:25,360
Speaker 14: a relationship with a black woman. I'm in a relationship

850
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 14: with a woman I love. So that's what it's about.

851
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:27,839
Speaker 2: Now.

852
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 14: I don't feel empty. That's the first problem with your

853
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,399
Speaker 14: organization right there. That the premise is wrong.

854
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:35,359
Speaker 12: Okay, okay, okay, But brother, what we're trying to do, man,

855
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 12: we don't want to lose our race. We don't want

856
00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 12: the blacks to lose the strength that we have. And

857
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:43,080
Speaker 12: if blacks continue to date and mate with blacks, then

858
00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 12: we would be as powerful and stronger than any other

859
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 12: race in the world.

860
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 14: Where do you get this number from?

861
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:49,799
Speaker 12: Man? Excuse me, how do.

862
00:45:49,840 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 14: You get this other in the first place?

863
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:51,239
Speaker 12: Dude?

864
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:52,520
Speaker 13: I mean, I ain't got time for all this.

865
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 14: Man, there's some nonfense brow you.

866
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 12: Why are you calling us hey man? Because on y'all

867
00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 12: interracial couple. Yeah, but what this is is that that

868
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 12: ain't none of your business, hey, but it is my

869
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 12: businesses I'm with if I'm with n b F. You

870
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:08,400
Speaker 12: know who you? You are a black person that are

871
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 12: integrated within another race. And what we're trying to do, man,

872
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:14,120
Speaker 12: is get you to understand to come back to your

873
00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 12: race and be comfortable and happy in your right.

874
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 14: You really does now come back to my race. I

875
00:46:20,280 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 14: ain't never left my racey dog?

876
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:23,360
Speaker 12: You a tripping yo?

877
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 14: And do you you y'all get off our phone, man,

878
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 14: don't call here no more with that?

879
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:31,920
Speaker 12: Do you think that you are happier with a Caucasian

880
00:46:32,000 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 12: woman than you would be with a black woman?

881
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,840
Speaker 14: Man, I don't even know. I don't want to entertain this.

882
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:40,319
Speaker 14: Don't call here no more. Don't call there no more.

883
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:43,799
Speaker 12: Be a man and answer the question.

884
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 14: I do you know what you about to get your dog?

885
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:50,920
Speaker 14: You know you really you really gonna get your will?

886
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 12: Be a man, man?

887
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:55,759
Speaker 14: You know what if you bring it over here, you'll

888
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 14: find out how much of a grown man I am.

889
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:00,759
Speaker 12: Hey, man, don't get your man while I'm in the

890
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:02,839
Speaker 12: middle of asking you these questions because I ain't got

891
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 12: no problem coming over there. I got your phone number,

892
00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:07,280
Speaker 12: I got your address too.

893
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 14: Ring your on over and see what you're trying.

894
00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 12: I'm asking you about these relationships. Man, Are you more

895
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 12: comfortable in a relationship with a Caucasian woman than you

896
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:18,919
Speaker 12: are with a black woman? Dog?

897
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,759
Speaker 14: I told you, man, it ain't even about that, and

898
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 14: we ain't even going into that. So look, it's just please, brother,

899
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:27,400
Speaker 14: can you stop calling him? Don't call my guther man.

900
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 12: We'll call about our inter racial people around the country.

901
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:35,080
Speaker 12: That's what nb FU does. We call all of y'all

902
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,360
Speaker 12: and we try to talk some sense into you and

903
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 12: see if you can change the world and go back

904
00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:41,160
Speaker 12: to the racist from which is you came.

905
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:44,480
Speaker 14: You're tripping, Yeah, you're really tripping, man.

906
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 12: You know what.

907
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:49,120
Speaker 14: Obviously he's just a mental institution you're calling from because

908
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 14: there's something wrong with you. Say, look, don't call it

909
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 14: no more, and we ain't got no more problems.

910
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 12: I s y'all say this.

911
00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 1: I'll say, y'all say this to you.

912
00:47:56,520 --> 00:47:59,719
Speaker 12: I'm going to your girl's job and I'm talking to

913
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 12: her face to face tomorrow about this. Whole situation.

914
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:04,919
Speaker 14: You know what, and you're gonna get your woo.

915
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 12: No, I ain't getting my foot. I'm going tomorrow, and

916
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:09,800
Speaker 12: I'm talking matter of fact, I ain't even called to

917
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:11,879
Speaker 12: talk to you. You put Up back on the phone.

918
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:14,160
Speaker 12: To hell with you, put Up back.

919
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,920
Speaker 14: On the phone, show up at her job, toms he

920
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:16,200
Speaker 14: would have.

921
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:19,040
Speaker 12: I'm showing up at her job. Put her back on the.

922
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:21,520
Speaker 14: Phone, show up at her job, demands, he would happen.

923
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:23,640
Speaker 12: You're gonna change, man, you change.

924
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 14: You don't know me from the beginning. How you gonna

925
00:48:25,719 --> 00:48:27,080
Speaker 14: tell them down and change? You don't know me?

926
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,920
Speaker 12: Look at me. I know how you brothers get me.

927
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:32,640
Speaker 14: I'm as black as I ever was. You can't measure

928
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:34,320
Speaker 14: my blackness because of who I'm dating.

929
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 13: You show up at her job tomorrow, You're gonna get

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00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:38,759
Speaker 13: your You ain't gonna sit in and print me.

931
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:40,680
Speaker 12: Man, I am with him. You're done.

932
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:42,839
Speaker 17: If you gotta work him, I up and now I'm

933
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 17: worked out here.

934
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:44,080
Speaker 7: You're done.

935
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 17: You're done. So you can stop calling the house.

936
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:49,799
Speaker 12: And I'm coming to your job tomorrow. Do you want

937
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:54,960
Speaker 12: them say I'm coming to please you? Are you leaving me?

938
00:48:55,239 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 12: Matter of fact? You can have your man at your

939
00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 12: job at lunch time. Not only am I gonna talk

940
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:05,399
Speaker 12: to you at lunchtime, I'm gonna warm's.

941
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 17: Not gonna be any talking. You show up, there's not gonna.

942
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 12: Be any talking there. And you have a discussion to

943
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 12: uphold and you won't.

944
00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:14,919
Speaker 17: Okay, you know what that'sn't saying?

945
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 12: Are you on what the fool?

946
00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,520
Speaker 17: Makes you a fool? So this conversation is sober?

947
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 12: Can I say one more thing? In you? What this is?

948
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 12: Nephew Timmy from the Steve Harby Morning Show. You just

949
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:32,720
Speaker 12: got pranked by your girlfriend? Oh my goodness.

950
00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:39,320
Speaker 17: Wow, Okay, he's about to take his blood.

951
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:46,439
Speaker 14: A nephew, tell me I ain't never like no, gotta

952
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:47,640
Speaker 14: ask y'all before I leave.

953
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 12: And I need to hear this from both of y'all.

954
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 12: What is the baddest radio show in the land?

955
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 17: Show?

956
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 4: Steve? No one? You know?

957
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:13,879
Speaker 2: I don't really, it's just you know, you don't.

958
00:50:14,560 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 9: The problem with this whole prank situation is he is

959
00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:23,239
Speaker 9: really really good at it, the best and soul and.

960
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:24,760
Speaker 2: That's the problem.

961
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:26,320
Speaker 1: He is the king of pranks.

962
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:31,080
Speaker 5: But how many times have I heard somebody they say

963
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:35,080
Speaker 5: they were gonna pup his ass? That's the part I'm

964
00:50:35,160 --> 00:50:38,800
Speaker 5: talking about, and that's that's the concerning part for this

965
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 5: for me everyone.

966
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 1: I think every real every prank they say that.

967
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:48,000
Speaker 2: You don't think. I think the possibility is just growing.

968
00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:50,960
Speaker 2: I think y'all want me to get my ass. I

969
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 2: kind of do. I'm gonna jump in, but I do kind.

970
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:59,240
Speaker 1: Of think you're coming up next, Rubbery.

971
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:01,640
Speaker 2: I know what, whoop you all, but I kind of

972
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:02,880
Speaker 2: want to see a start.

973
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:05,719
Speaker 1: My daddy Loves my Friends. We'll get into it right

974
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:06,120
Speaker 1: after this.

975
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:11,760
Speaker 11: You're listening Dave Harvey Morning Show Time now for today's

976
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:16,759
Speaker 11: Strawberry Letter, and if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting.

977
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:16,839
Speaker 1: And more.

978
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:21,360
Speaker 11: Please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM and

979
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:24,239
Speaker 11: click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading your letter

980
00:51:24,400 --> 00:51:26,759
Speaker 11: live on the air, just like we're going to read

981
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 11: this one. Pop Pop right here, right now. Who knows

982
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:32,279
Speaker 11: it could be hold on.

983
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 2: Tight, We got it for you. Here It is the

984
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 2: Strawberry Letter.

985
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:40,640
Speaker 11: Thank you, nephew. Subject My Daddy Loves my Friends. Dear

986
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 11: Stephen Shirley, I'm a thirty year old single woman forced

987
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:46,279
Speaker 11: to live with my forty six year old father for

988
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:47,520
Speaker 11: the first time ever.

989
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:50,160
Speaker 1: In my life, I will be in with him.

990
00:51:50,239 --> 00:51:52,759
Speaker 11: Last year, after I got pregnant and lost my job

991
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:56,920
Speaker 11: all in the same month during the pandemic, my parents

992
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,200
Speaker 11: got pregnant with me in high school, so I was

993
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:01,960
Speaker 11: raised by my two grandmothers, and I thought of my

994
00:52:02,080 --> 00:52:04,880
Speaker 11: dad as an older brother or a playmate, because he

995
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:07,760
Speaker 11: didn't do anything but play with me when I was younger.

996
00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:12,080
Speaker 11: When he finished college, our relationship got stronger and I

997
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:15,640
Speaker 11: started looking up to him. That has all changed since

998
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 11: I moved in with him, and let me say upfront

999
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:21,440
Speaker 11: that I'm grateful to have a place to stay, but

1000
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 11: he is out of control. Last Christmas, he had a

1001
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:27,520
Speaker 11: small get together at his house and he told me

1002
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:30,879
Speaker 11: he wanted me to meet his new girlfriend. I didn't

1003
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:33,160
Speaker 11: have to meet her because she went to high school

1004
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 11: with me and is a year younger than I am.

1005
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:38,839
Speaker 11: I was polite to her and joked with her about

1006
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:42,759
Speaker 11: dating my dad. She told me my dad is the

1007
00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 11: biggest man she's ever been with, and he knows what

1008
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:47,280
Speaker 11: he's doing between the sheets.

1009
00:52:47,760 --> 00:52:48,799
Speaker 1: I wanted to pop her.

1010
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:51,719
Speaker 11: I told my dad he's a pervert, and he laughed

1011
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:54,359
Speaker 11: it off and told me to mind my business. By

1012
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:57,200
Speaker 11: New Year's eve he'd broken up with her, and she

1013
00:52:57,400 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 11: was banging on our door at three am, yelling he

1014
00:53:01,080 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 11: better not be with another beat in the house. I

1015
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 11: couldn't do anything but beg her to leave because there

1016
00:53:07,719 --> 00:53:10,560
Speaker 11: was another female in my daddy's bedroom and she went.

1017
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:11,719
Speaker 1: To college with me.

1018
00:53:12,600 --> 00:53:15,280
Speaker 11: I can't believe he's still acting like he's twenty something

1019
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:17,920
Speaker 11: and playing all of these young women like this. I

1020
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:20,640
Speaker 11: need some kind of warning label so my friends and

1021
00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 11: classmates can stay away from him.

1022
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 1: I'm going to move out, but should I have a

1023
00:53:25,239 --> 00:53:28,759
Speaker 1: heart to heart with my dad? First? Heart to heart

1024
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:30,920
Speaker 1: with your dad about.

1025
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:32,120
Speaker 2: What about what?

1026
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:34,880
Speaker 11: He's not going to listen to you, and he's already

1027
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 11: told you to mind your business. He obviously likes much

1028
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:43,200
Speaker 11: younger women, and no one wants their father, We get it.

1029
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:46,879
Speaker 11: No one wants their father to holler at or date

1030
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 11: any of their friends. And he's wrong for that, and

1031
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:53,000
Speaker 11: it's very embarrassing to you and very hurtful to you.

1032
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:53,600
Speaker 1: We get it.

1033
00:53:54,080 --> 00:53:57,960
Speaker 11: But the friends don't seem to care because he's got something.

1034
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:01,840
Speaker 11: He's got something that they want. When you think about it,

1035
00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,440
Speaker 11: we don't have to guess what it is, because it's

1036
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 11: just what your high school friend said, and I quote,

1037
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:10,200
Speaker 11: he's the biggest man she's ever been with, and he

1038
00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:14,200
Speaker 11: knows what to do between the sheets. The other thing

1039
00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:17,480
Speaker 11: is you have to remember that these women are also

1040
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 11: grown women, and they know.

1041
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:21,799
Speaker 1: What they're doing as well.

1042
00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:24,440
Speaker 11: I mean, they would all probably say the same thing

1043
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:27,040
Speaker 11: about your dad in the bedroom, and that's why they

1044
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:29,840
Speaker 11: keep getting with him. So the best thing for you

1045
00:54:29,920 --> 00:54:31,920
Speaker 11: to do, you said it at the end, you're going

1046
00:54:32,040 --> 00:54:33,600
Speaker 11: to move out. The best thing for you to do

1047
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:35,640
Speaker 11: is move out as soon as you can, as soon

1048
00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:38,760
Speaker 11: as you can afford to, so you no longer.

1049
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:42,280
Speaker 1: Have to witness your father's behavior with your friends.

1050
00:54:42,800 --> 00:54:44,239
Speaker 11: You know, you don't want to see all that, and

1051
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:46,120
Speaker 11: you don't know that was going on, So the best

1052
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:48,480
Speaker 11: thing for you at this point is to hurry up

1053
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:49,080
Speaker 11: to move out.

1054
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:53,800
Speaker 9: Steve, Well, young lady, I feel for you because you

1055
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:58,000
Speaker 9: have a problem with your father. You're thirty year old

1056
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:03,880
Speaker 9: single woman and you live with your old sixteen forty

1057
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:07,880
Speaker 9: six year old father. Now that's a sixteen year age difference.

1058
00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:11,239
Speaker 9: So she was born when this young guy was only

1059
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:12,520
Speaker 9: sixteen years.

1060
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:17,120
Speaker 2: Old, still really a boy. Sixteen, you a long way

1061
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:17,880
Speaker 2: from manhood.

1062
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:21,680
Speaker 5: So you had to move in with him because you

1063
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:23,919
Speaker 5: got pregnant and lost your job in the same month

1064
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:29,080
Speaker 5: during the pandemic. Your parents was in high school when

1065
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:31,480
Speaker 5: you were born, so he was raised by your two grandparents,

1066
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:34,000
Speaker 5: and you thought of your dad as an older brother,

1067
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:36,120
Speaker 5: a playmate, because he used to do nothing but play

1068
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:39,160
Speaker 5: with you when you was younger. Then when he finished school,

1069
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:41,839
Speaker 5: your relationship got strong and you started looking up to him.

1070
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:44,840
Speaker 9: Well, now you live with him, and you're gratefully have

1071
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 9: a place to stay. But he had a control. He

1072
00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:49,759
Speaker 9: had a small get together at the house and he

1073
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:51,880
Speaker 9: told me he wanted to meet my new girlfriend, his

1074
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:55,760
Speaker 9: new girlfriend. Well, you didn't have to meet her because

1075
00:55:55,800 --> 00:55:58,279
Speaker 9: she went to high school with you and as a

1076
00:55:58,440 --> 00:55:59,200
Speaker 9: year younger than you.

1077
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:00,960
Speaker 2: So now she's twenty.

1078
00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:06,279
Speaker 9: Nine, he forty six. Well, now hold on, that's still

1079
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:10,200
Speaker 9: in the pocket. If this dude is forty six and

1080
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:14,120
Speaker 9: this girl is twenty nine, that's almost thirty. That's a

1081
00:56:14,239 --> 00:56:16,600
Speaker 9: nineteen year difference. People do that a lot.

1082
00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:20,319
Speaker 2: They do that a lot. But they do that a lot.

1083
00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:22,959
Speaker 2: They like her daddy, They.

1084
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:23,799
Speaker 4: Do it a lot.

1085
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:29,560
Speaker 2: It's only a sixteen year difference. They do it a lot.

1086
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:32,040
Speaker 7: So now.

1087
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:37,560
Speaker 9: You mad because she younger than you. You was polite

1088
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:40,719
Speaker 9: to and you joke with about dating my dad. Then

1089
00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:41,959
Speaker 9: she said, you need to get.

1090
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:44,239
Speaker 2: Out my damn face because your daddy biggest man I

1091
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:47,879
Speaker 2: ever been with. Period. That's what we're in here. Fall

1092
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:54,239
Speaker 2: They like him. Now, that's it. You wanted to pop up.

1093
00:56:54,360 --> 00:56:58,640
Speaker 2: My question is why didn't so? Now after she said

1094
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:00,840
Speaker 2: she know what she's doing, you said I wanted to

1095
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:01,400
Speaker 2: pop up.

1096
00:57:02,200 --> 00:57:05,480
Speaker 9: My course, here is why didn't you. I'd have busted

1097
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:10,440
Speaker 9: her dad and her mouth for what for dating her dad? No,

1098
00:57:10,719 --> 00:57:14,240
Speaker 9: for talking disrespectful to me? Your dad and the biggest

1099
00:57:14,320 --> 00:57:16,640
Speaker 9: man I dad, I ain't going nowhere. He know what

1100
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:17,680
Speaker 9: he's doing between them?

1101
00:57:17,760 --> 00:57:18,000
Speaker 2: Sheep.

1102
00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:19,800
Speaker 9: Well, I know what I'm doing when we stand up

1103
00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:27,960
Speaker 9: here with our do so her damn mouth.

1104
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:30,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy to hear about your dad.

1105
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:33,360
Speaker 9: I told my dad he's a pervert and he laughed

1106
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:37,560
Speaker 9: at off, and he told you to mind your business.

1107
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:40,080
Speaker 2: But then New Year's Eve he broke up.

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00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:43,040
Speaker 5: With and he was She was banging on our door

1109
00:57:43,040 --> 00:57:45,280
Speaker 5: at three am, yelling he better not have another be

1110
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:46,080
Speaker 5: in that house.

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00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:49,720
Speaker 2: Come back. We're gonna find out if she in there.

1112
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:54,680
Speaker 11: All right, We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up.

1113
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:57,720
Speaker 11: In twenty three minutes after the hour subject my daddy

1114
00:57:58,000 --> 00:57:59,360
Speaker 11: loves my friends.

1115
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:02,400
Speaker 1: We'll get back into it right after this. You're listening

1116
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:05,439
Speaker 1: Morning show, all.

1117
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:08,840
Speaker 11: Right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's Strawberry letter, the

1118
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:11,360
Speaker 11: subject my daddy loves my friends.

1119
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:16,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, your daddy loved your friends. Your daddy's sixteen years

1120
00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:17,040
Speaker 2: older than you.

1121
00:58:18,240 --> 00:58:20,760
Speaker 9: He then started dating one of your friends went to

1122
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:24,320
Speaker 9: high school, who's a year younger than me. He's seventeen

1123
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:27,080
Speaker 9: years older than her. You upset about it because she

1124
00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:29,040
Speaker 9: done told you she ain't going nowhere because he the

1125
00:58:29,080 --> 00:58:31,760
Speaker 9: biggest man she ever had, and he know what he

1126
00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:33,240
Speaker 9: doing between them sheets.

1127
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:36,760
Speaker 5: You get mad at your daddy. Tell your daddy he'll pervert.

1128
00:58:36,840 --> 00:58:38,440
Speaker 5: He tell you to mind your business.

1129
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:40,400
Speaker 12: Now.

1130
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:42,200
Speaker 5: A girl that told you that you say you wanted

1131
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 5: a proper I suggested you bust are dead in the mouth.

1132
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:48,000
Speaker 2: That's what I hate. What you didn't do that.

1133
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:51,360
Speaker 9: Now by New Year's Eve, he's broken up with it,

1134
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:54,640
Speaker 9: and he was and she was banging on our door

1135
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:57,080
Speaker 9: at three of them telling him you better not have

1136
00:58:57,240 --> 00:58:58,760
Speaker 9: another be in that house.

1137
00:58:59,240 --> 00:58:59,439
Speaker 11: Whoo.

1138
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:03,360
Speaker 9: I couldn't do anything but beg her to leave because

1139
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:07,640
Speaker 9: there was another helpful in my daddy's bedroom, and she

1140
00:59:07,880 --> 00:59:09,320
Speaker 9: went to college with me.

1141
00:59:12,400 --> 00:59:13,200
Speaker 2: Now listen to this.

1142
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:16,920
Speaker 9: First of all, this was the same girl as now

1143
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:19,200
Speaker 9: banging on the door that told you their daddy the

1144
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:22,400
Speaker 9: biggest man she hadn't been with, and he know what

1145
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:23,560
Speaker 9: do between the sheets.

1146
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:26,439
Speaker 2: She banging on the door, You begging her to leave,

1147
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:29,360
Speaker 2: he telling her, She yelling out, you better not have

1148
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:32,040
Speaker 2: another being that. Well, here's a problem.

1149
00:59:32,520 --> 00:59:37,439
Speaker 9: There was another woman in the room, and you could

1150
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:40,120
Speaker 9: have ended the girl's all this beating on the dope

1151
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:40,880
Speaker 9: by letting her in.

1152
00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:47,360
Speaker 5: Because you scared to hit her in the mouth. I

1153
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:52,680
Speaker 5: bet that other girl ain't somebody need to put her

1154
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:55,920
Speaker 5: hands then in the let it happen. Yeah, one of

1155
00:59:55,960 --> 00:59:59,360
Speaker 5: these girls can end all this bravado she got going

1156
01:00:00,800 --> 01:00:01,120
Speaker 5: all right.

1157
01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:02,920
Speaker 2: So now.

1158
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:07,520
Speaker 9: I can't believe he's still acting like he's twenty something

1159
01:00:08,240 --> 01:00:10,240
Speaker 9: and playing all these young women like this.

1160
01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:12,400
Speaker 2: Well, let me go back to the top of the letter.

1161
01:00:12,960 --> 01:00:15,600
Speaker 5: You said when you were born, you thought your daddy

1162
01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:17,919
Speaker 5: was your older brother, because all he did was play

1163
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:18,200
Speaker 5: with you.

1164
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:22,160
Speaker 2: So obviously he's not the maturest person in the world.

1165
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:22,920
Speaker 4: Right.

1166
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:27,040
Speaker 5: A lot of men I found who date younger women

1167
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:31,200
Speaker 5: is because they're not mature enough for women their age,

1168
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:35,640
Speaker 5: and so they compensate by going the younger route so

1169
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:38,920
Speaker 5: they could appear to be more than they are, and

1170
01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:41,360
Speaker 5: they can think they all this and all that, because

1171
01:00:41,360 --> 01:00:43,200
Speaker 5: see a grown woman, you got to do more than

1172
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:47,720
Speaker 5: be the biggest man she ever met, because at forty six,

1173
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:49,880
Speaker 5: they try to figure out their future, make sure they

1174
01:00:49,960 --> 01:00:50,920
Speaker 5: got some security.

1175
01:00:51,560 --> 01:00:53,640
Speaker 9: So all this you the biggest man we have met. Yeah,

1176
01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:59,880
Speaker 9: that's nice, that's good. But where we're going to win from?

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01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:03,320
Speaker 9: You know what we're gonna drive?

1178
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:05,000
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1179
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:05,320
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1180
01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:07,560
Speaker 9: Are we gonna have a home to live in? Are

1181
01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:10,560
Speaker 9: we gonna build up equity? That's what grown women want

1182
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:12,240
Speaker 9: to know. Young girls don't do that.

1183
01:01:13,080 --> 01:01:16,480
Speaker 5: Most men I know who date younger is because they

1184
01:01:16,560 --> 01:01:20,160
Speaker 5: don't have the mental capacity to deal with grown women.

1185
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:22,000
Speaker 2: That's what I've found.

1186
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:26,080
Speaker 5: That's not always the case, but a lot of guys

1187
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:28,440
Speaker 5: that I know that date younger women are because they

1188
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:32,320
Speaker 5: can't handle what comes with a grown woman. And so

1189
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:36,240
Speaker 5: I need some kind of warning label to my friends

1190
01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:39,360
Speaker 5: and classmates to stay away from him. I'm going to

1191
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:41,280
Speaker 5: move out, But should I have a heart to heart

1192
01:01:41,360 --> 01:01:44,680
Speaker 5: with my dad surely said it best, though you're gonna

1193
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:48,000
Speaker 5: have a heart to heart about what. There's nothing to

1194
01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:52,480
Speaker 5: talk about. He's a grown man that has a character flaw.

1195
01:01:53,200 --> 01:01:56,160
Speaker 5: You're not gonna change your character flaw. He ain't with

1196
01:01:56,320 --> 01:01:58,880
Speaker 5: your mama, calls you and your your mama forty six.

1197
01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:02,600
Speaker 5: He ain't which your mama. He can't handle it. He's

1198
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:04,800
Speaker 5: running from his age group because he don't want to

1199
01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:07,280
Speaker 5: live up to what their expectations of requirements of his

1200
01:02:07,440 --> 01:02:08,320
Speaker 5: age group is.

1201
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:12,520
Speaker 2: So let him go about his business. Keep keep that

1202
01:02:12,640 --> 01:02:13,240
Speaker 2: out your head.

1203
01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:18,120
Speaker 9: And you need to just move out the house because

1204
01:02:18,200 --> 01:02:20,400
Speaker 9: like he said, it ain't your business. Don't make it

1205
01:02:20,480 --> 01:02:21,160
Speaker 9: your business.

1206
01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:26,440
Speaker 5: Well, well, you know, he gonna end up with nothing

1207
01:02:27,480 --> 01:02:30,960
Speaker 5: because these women right here eventually they gonna want something,

1208
01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:34,200
Speaker 5: and he ain't gonna have nothing except some size.

1209
01:02:35,360 --> 01:02:38,600
Speaker 2: M And you can't take size down at the bank.

1210
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:43,680
Speaker 1: They want down there.

1211
01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:45,560
Speaker 2: They don't care knowing about your size. At the car.

1212
01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:51,480
Speaker 2: You can't take that out of the dealership.

1213
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:57,840
Speaker 9: Damn, Maryly Lynch, don't give a damn about yourself. Wells father,

1214
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,320
Speaker 9: ain't they ain't got nothing, all of you. You gotta

1215
01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:03,000
Speaker 9: have masks on to come in here, but not size

1216
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:03,560
Speaker 9: ain't got nothing.

1217
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:03,840
Speaker 4: Damn.

1218
01:03:03,880 --> 01:03:07,120
Speaker 1: D to text.

1219
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:11,320
Speaker 9: So no, you shouldn't have a heart to heart because

1220
01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:14,720
Speaker 9: what are you going to say, he's your father, Yeah,

1221
01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:16,560
Speaker 9: and it's supposed to be somebody you look up to.

1222
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:20,160
Speaker 2: Dance. Stop dating these young girls. He's not, he's not.

1223
01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:22,080
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1224
01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:24,959
Speaker 11: Well you know what, let me ask you this, Steve.

1225
01:03:24,960 --> 01:03:27,840
Speaker 11: Would she be mad if they weren't her friends? They

1226
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:30,000
Speaker 11: were just young women, but they weren't her friends. I

1227
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:33,240
Speaker 11: think she probably could deal with that a little better.

1228
01:03:34,640 --> 01:03:38,600
Speaker 11: She's the problem is she's met too because they're her friends,

1229
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:39,880
Speaker 11: because she knows no one.

1230
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:44,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, she went to high school with one, in college

1231
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:44,520
Speaker 1: with the other.

1232
01:03:44,920 --> 01:03:46,800
Speaker 11: She doesn't like the fact that they're young, but she

1233
01:03:47,040 --> 01:03:48,680
Speaker 11: really hates if they're her friends.

1234
01:03:49,520 --> 01:03:54,240
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's a problem too. But yeah, that is

1235
01:03:54,280 --> 01:03:55,160
Speaker 2: a huge problem.

1236
01:03:56,360 --> 01:04:04,000
Speaker 1: If he could just stop doing that. Not yeah, leave

1237
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:05,160
Speaker 1: my friends alone.

1238
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:08,680
Speaker 2: Dad, don't go to graduate school. Don't go to gradual school.

1239
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:11,760
Speaker 1: All right, right, junior?

1240
01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:13,120
Speaker 12: All right?

1241
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:13,760
Speaker 4: Thanks Steve.

1242
01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:16,800
Speaker 11: Poster comments on Today's Strawberry Letter at Steve Harve FM

1243
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:19,320
Speaker 11: on Instagram and Facebook, and check out the Strawberry Letter

1244
01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:20,680
Speaker 11: podcast on demand.

1245
01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:23,880
Speaker 1: You're listening Harvey Morning Show.

1246
01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:28,080
Speaker 11: Millions of Americans will be traveling by air for Thanksgiving

1247
01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:31,760
Speaker 11: this year, and the TSA expects to be X raying

1248
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:36,800
Speaker 11: a lot of bags containing turkey, side dishes and desserts. Okay,

1249
01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:40,480
Speaker 11: the while Unster may be allowed to carry her famous

1250
01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:43,080
Speaker 11: sweet potato pie on the plane. There are some food

1251
01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:45,240
Speaker 11: items that need to be checked with the rest of

1252
01:04:45,360 --> 01:04:45,920
Speaker 11: the luggage.

1253
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:46,200
Speaker 2: Okay.

1254
01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:49,760
Speaker 11: So here's a list of Thanksgiving dinner items. Okay, cannot

1255
01:04:49,760 --> 01:04:52,600
Speaker 11: be one person to be listening to this in particular.

1256
01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:55,480
Speaker 11: I don't know what you say it, but if for

1257
01:04:55,640 --> 01:04:59,320
Speaker 11: Sean McDonald is listening, I want you to pay attention

1258
01:04:59,440 --> 01:05:03,160
Speaker 11: to this. Go ahead, should okay? Anyway, this is the

1259
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:05,920
Speaker 11: list that you that you can carry on. You can

1260
01:05:05,960 --> 01:05:09,280
Speaker 11: carry on baked goods like dressing. It has to be cooked,

1261
01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:12,280
Speaker 11: of course, baked mac and cheese. Any kind of meat

1262
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:17,000
Speaker 11: can be frozen, uncooked, cooked, and seasoning. These are all

1263
01:05:17,120 --> 01:05:20,280
Speaker 11: solid foods, no liquids or gels. Now, here's a list

1264
01:05:20,360 --> 01:05:23,720
Speaker 11: of the items that you must check in your checked baggage.

1265
01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:32,200
Speaker 1: Okay. Gravy that's yeah, to have it, go back.

1266
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:35,360
Speaker 5: It need.

1267
01:05:41,080 --> 01:05:43,360
Speaker 1: Cranberry sauce, cranberries.

1268
01:05:43,000 --> 01:05:46,800
Speaker 2: Go to have God, hell, but I need whole berries though.

1269
01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:49,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like so you don't like them now, cranberry.

1270
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:52,160
Speaker 2: I like that can. I like that ocean spray can.

1271
01:05:52,280 --> 01:05:55,320
Speaker 2: You don't like them? I like that spring. The whole

1272
01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:59,840
Speaker 2: berries eat the other if it ain't nothing left, but

1273
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:01,920
Speaker 2: I would prefer the berries.

1274
01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:07,040
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, liquor, liquor, gotta put that in your bag.

1275
01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:08,240
Speaker 2: Gotta check check that.

1276
01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:11,400
Speaker 1: Anything else, you guys can think of it.

1277
01:06:11,480 --> 01:06:13,320
Speaker 5: You can't care looking on me to be close to

1278
01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:15,600
Speaker 5: that ghiblit grave in that bottle, break and mess up.

1279
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,160
Speaker 2: We cannot mess up there, ghiblit grat.

1280
01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:25,720
Speaker 5: One of your baked goods is Listen to me carefully.

1281
01:06:25,720 --> 01:06:28,680
Speaker 5: If one of your baked goods is sweet potato and

1282
01:06:28,960 --> 01:06:33,240
Speaker 5: punkin pie, come bine, don't even pack it. I'm just

1283
01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:39,280
Speaker 5: telling you, don't even This is personal advice for people

1284
01:06:39,360 --> 01:06:44,160
Speaker 5: I know. Oh okay, don't nobody like that combination. It

1285
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:48,000
Speaker 5: was a bad idea. It was a bad idea. If

1286
01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:51,720
Speaker 5: you the person that make the yams and you're putting

1287
01:06:51,840 --> 01:06:55,720
Speaker 5: marsh roast marshmallows on top of it, keep yourys at

1288
01:06:55,760 --> 01:06:56,440
Speaker 5: the house too.

1289
01:06:58,080 --> 01:07:01,120
Speaker 2: Yes, what about the greens?

1290
01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:03,680
Speaker 11: Do I pack the greens or bring up all the

1291
01:07:03,760 --> 01:07:06,320
Speaker 11: plane because you know, greens on the flight.

1292
01:07:06,360 --> 01:07:08,920
Speaker 2: They got to go under. You got you might have

1293
01:07:09,000 --> 01:07:09,880
Speaker 2: to freeze that too.

1294
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:13,240
Speaker 1: They gotta go in your your luggage.

1295
01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:16,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, but greens thought out, ain't they. What about the

1296
01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:17,200
Speaker 2: potato sentate?

1297
01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:22,040
Speaker 5: Oh put that in your backpack. That's got to be

1298
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:24,200
Speaker 5: in my backpack. I'm not letting that out of myself.

1299
01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:26,560
Speaker 1: To the house.

1300
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:29,240
Speaker 2: That's a solid. But you don't have to be careful.

1301
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:32,800
Speaker 2: Everybody can't make potato, you.

1302
01:07:32,880 --> 01:07:37,800
Speaker 1: Know, every Thanksgiving you're listening morning show.

1303
01:07:40,000 --> 01:07:43,000
Speaker 11: All right, Steve so Row in Chicago needs your help,

1304
01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:46,439
Speaker 11: and he needs it badly. He says, Hey, Steve, I'm

1305
01:07:46,480 --> 01:07:48,760
Speaker 11: fifty four years old and my wife is sixty and

1306
01:07:48,880 --> 01:07:51,440
Speaker 11: she has five grown children that are married and a

1307
01:07:51,520 --> 01:07:54,760
Speaker 11: lot of grandchildren. I don't have any kids. I love

1308
01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:58,280
Speaker 11: spending time with her family, just not at our house

1309
01:07:58,760 --> 01:08:02,080
Speaker 11: together with the husband than all of the grandchildren. There

1310
01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:06,200
Speaker 11: will be twenty one extra people at our house for Thanksgiving.

1311
01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:09,320
Speaker 11: Please help me. How do I get them to leave

1312
01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:12,200
Speaker 11: shortly after dinner without being rude?

1313
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:13,040
Speaker 12: No?

1314
01:08:13,120 --> 01:08:14,600
Speaker 4: No, no, no, dog.

1315
01:08:14,680 --> 01:08:17,600
Speaker 2: This once a year. You gotta lock in. Yeah, lock in.

1316
01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:20,000
Speaker 5: When you marry a woman, you get your full package.

1317
01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:23,759
Speaker 5: Your package came loaded. So let this be a lesson

1318
01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:25,880
Speaker 5: to you and the new married person on the I

1319
01:08:26,040 --> 01:08:28,679
Speaker 5: Show right here. Yeah, because it comes with the package.

1320
01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:31,160
Speaker 5: There's a lot of people gonna be at your house.

1321
01:08:31,280 --> 01:08:31,400
Speaker 2: Now.

1322
01:08:31,479 --> 01:08:33,320
Speaker 5: The fact that you don't like it, you're gonna have

1323
01:08:33,400 --> 01:08:36,320
Speaker 5: to grin and bury it, you know. Just do you

1324
01:08:36,439 --> 01:08:38,880
Speaker 5: some stuff, get your TV, put you some headsets on.

1325
01:08:39,520 --> 01:08:40,679
Speaker 5: Act like it ain't happening.

1326
01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:43,280
Speaker 2: Be cardial and committee.

1327
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Speaker 1: Act like that's not happening.

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01:08:45,439 --> 01:08:49,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, just look at that TV. Just look at that TV.

1329
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Speaker 9: I'll go right on over the cigar lounge, y'all go ahead,

1330
01:08:53,160 --> 01:08:55,439
Speaker 9: and they trickle their ass over there. My little daughter

1331
01:08:55,520 --> 01:08:57,840
Speaker 9: gonna bring Bjail over to the cigar line one day.

1332
01:08:58,160 --> 01:09:01,120
Speaker 9: He said, Papa, it's too okay in here. Get your

1333
01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:01,720
Speaker 9: ass out.

1334
01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:07,320
Speaker 5: Let me ask you this, how do you handle the

1335
01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:10,639
Speaker 5: bathroom situation when you got that much company coming through?

1336
01:09:10,720 --> 01:09:12,760
Speaker 2: How you my house? Yeah?

1337
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:14,800
Speaker 9: Everybody down here on this floor right here, here go

1338
01:09:14,920 --> 01:09:20,960
Speaker 9: the two bathrooms down here, alternate work through it. They

1339
01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:25,800
Speaker 9: can't go not walk your ass up them steps. That's

1340
01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:28,639
Speaker 9: a no, no, don't even go up the steps.

1341
01:09:28,760 --> 01:09:29,479
Speaker 2: Ain't nothing for you.

1342
01:09:29,760 --> 01:09:32,400
Speaker 9: They play the bathrooms down here, all these any one

1343
01:09:32,479 --> 01:09:35,519
Speaker 9: of these got bathroom right outside. Till you go outside.

1344
01:09:36,120 --> 01:09:38,680
Speaker 1: Are you just in the cigar lounge by yourself, no

1345
01:09:38,760 --> 01:09:39,439
Speaker 1: one else, not.

1346
01:09:40,520 --> 01:09:40,960
Speaker 2: Come over there.

1347
01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:41,280
Speaker 4: Every down.

1348
01:09:41,479 --> 01:09:43,360
Speaker 2: I really care for the hoods, don't like but one

1349
01:09:43,400 --> 01:09:43,639
Speaker 2: of them.

1350
01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:47,840
Speaker 1: So wait a minute, did you just say that though?

1351
01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:52,400
Speaker 2: Did you just say that it's slipped out? It's slipped out? Okay,

1352
01:09:52,479 --> 01:09:55,760
Speaker 2: you didn't mean I slipped out. Yeah, but I'm not

1353
01:09:55,880 --> 01:10:02,120
Speaker 2: retracting it. Damn. I shouldn't have said.

1354
01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:02,479
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1355
01:10:02,479 --> 01:10:03,760
Speaker 2: I probably have.

1356
01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:06,560
Speaker 5: I probably shouldn't have said I got all that, but

1357
01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:07,840
Speaker 5: I'm not retracting.

1358
01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:12,360
Speaker 4: Damn. They just hear it. They just heard it. That's it.

1359
01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:16,960
Speaker 11: But well, the good thing is, no, they don't know

1360
01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:19,439
Speaker 11: who it is, but everybody's gonna be thinking.

1361
01:10:19,280 --> 01:10:20,040
Speaker 1: It's them now.

1362
01:10:20,640 --> 01:10:25,960
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, oh, everybody knows exactly. Okay, y'all,

1363
01:10:26,400 --> 01:10:32,040
Speaker 2: y'all speaking everybody. Family, we're talking about.

1364
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:34,720
Speaker 13: Why did you have to say it?

1365
01:10:35,160 --> 01:10:37,560
Speaker 15: Do you do secrets in your family? Do you just

1366
01:10:37,960 --> 01:10:39,000
Speaker 15: keep secrets in your fail?

1367
01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:41,160
Speaker 2: You just let everybody know. I don't. I don't have

1368
01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:43,240
Speaker 2: any secrets when it comes to family members.

1369
01:10:43,439 --> 01:10:44,719
Speaker 1: You know whatever.

1370
01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:47,080
Speaker 2: Everybody know how I feel. Ask me something about one

1371
01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:51,519
Speaker 2: of them. Okay, don't do that. Don't do that.

1372
01:10:53,439 --> 01:10:59,479
Speaker 9: Just I thought the family member my my dog, right

1373
01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:02,240
Speaker 9: or that I die for any one of my kids. Hey,

1374
01:11:02,320 --> 01:11:05,479
Speaker 9: I die for any one of them grandkids. Leave it there,

1375
01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:11,759
Speaker 9: sonny laws, leave it there. Sacrifice for your own damn family.

1376
01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:14,120
Speaker 9: Your turn to be a man. I wish I would

1377
01:11:14,160 --> 01:11:16,040
Speaker 9: take a bullet from one of my damn son in law.

1378
01:11:16,360 --> 01:11:18,559
Speaker 5: Maybe you get in step in front of your own

1379
01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:22,280
Speaker 5: just you get to protect him, chappo ass when I

1380
01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:24,040
Speaker 5: handed her to you, that's what you said you was

1381
01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:24,439
Speaker 5: gonna do.

1382
01:11:25,000 --> 01:11:26,760
Speaker 2: Get to taking these bullets.

1383
01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:33,240
Speaker 11: But Row in Chicago says, how does he get them

1384
01:11:33,280 --> 01:11:34,719
Speaker 11: to leave shortly after dinner?

1385
01:11:34,760 --> 01:11:35,000
Speaker 4: With it?

1386
01:11:35,479 --> 01:11:35,599
Speaker 11: Bro?

1387
01:11:35,800 --> 01:11:39,519
Speaker 5: Bro, ain't nobody leaving dog? Ain't nobody leaving you? Fifty four?

1388
01:11:39,680 --> 01:11:43,040
Speaker 5: This this is family. Dig in out of told ro

1389
01:11:43,160 --> 01:11:45,040
Speaker 5: you ain't got way to get him out of the house.

1390
01:11:45,439 --> 01:11:47,200
Speaker 5: Come on, it ain't no way to get him out.

1391
01:11:47,360 --> 01:11:49,439
Speaker 5: I just I just, I just I go, I go

1392
01:11:49,640 --> 01:11:50,320
Speaker 5: do what I'm gonna do.

1393
01:11:51,320 --> 01:11:55,240
Speaker 2: Y'all stay long as you won't. I hear him downstairs, laughing,

1394
01:11:55,360 --> 01:11:56,439
Speaker 2: making noise all that.

1395
01:11:57,080 --> 01:12:00,280
Speaker 1: But he doesn't live in a mansion like you, Steve.

1396
01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:02,439
Speaker 1: He can't go upstairs rot down.

1397
01:12:05,000 --> 01:12:07,360
Speaker 2: Now what you want me to tell rope by big

1398
01:12:07,439 --> 01:12:08,320
Speaker 2: ass household? Things?

1399
01:12:11,600 --> 01:12:11,920
Speaker 12: All right?

1400
01:12:11,960 --> 01:12:14,360
Speaker 1: We got to go. On that note, we'll have more

1401
01:12:14,439 --> 01:12:16,200
Speaker 1: of the Steve Hardy Morning Show coming up.

1402
01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:18,640
Speaker 2: Betwe you can open your front door and see the

1403
01:12:18,760 --> 01:12:19,200
Speaker 2: back note.

1404
01:12:19,320 --> 01:12:25,960
Speaker 1: I can't help right after this, you're listening Morning show.

1405
01:12:28,080 --> 01:12:30,920
Speaker 11: All right, guys, we've been talking about Thanksgiving all week,

1406
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:35,120
Speaker 11: Thanksgiving us this Thursday. And Steve you said earlier that

1407
01:12:35,840 --> 01:12:39,000
Speaker 11: when it comes time for dinner and the prayer, you

1408
01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:41,000
Speaker 11: don't like when they go around the room and ask

1409
01:12:41,080 --> 01:12:45,200
Speaker 11: everyone what they're thankful for. So yeah, so I'm gonna

1410
01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:48,040
Speaker 11: ask you right now. Yeah, it does, and the food

1411
01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:49,080
Speaker 11: gets cool, be cool.

1412
01:12:49,479 --> 01:12:53,000
Speaker 5: Everything that's important that you ain't important to everybody else, right,

1413
01:12:53,200 --> 01:12:55,720
Speaker 5: you know, I care about how you're thinking, low, about

1414
01:12:55,760 --> 01:12:56,040
Speaker 5: the weather.

1415
01:12:57,280 --> 01:12:59,720
Speaker 9: You were able to purchase yourself a new outfit and

1416
01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:04,760
Speaker 9: all let her held my head held down to hear

1417
01:13:04,840 --> 01:13:05,200
Speaker 9: this here.

1418
01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:10,880
Speaker 2: But it's always the preacher that don't get to preach

1419
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:13,000
Speaker 2: much at church. Then he when he gets to the

1420
01:13:13,080 --> 01:13:14,320
Speaker 2: family Gatherick, now.

1421
01:13:14,320 --> 01:13:16,920
Speaker 4: He man.

1422
01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:21,639
Speaker 2: My preacher. Yeah, he a preacher that didn't get called.

1423
01:13:21,680 --> 01:13:26,960
Speaker 2: He just went down there, you know, like my cousin.

1424
01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:29,240
Speaker 15: You know, like my cousin like fifty five, you know,

1425
01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:32,559
Speaker 15: and yea, he he got gout. But he closed his eyes.

1426
01:13:32,760 --> 01:13:34,639
Speaker 15: My eyes are closed, he said, I want to thank Lord.

1427
01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:35,880
Speaker 15: I keep my foot this year.

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01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:41,000
Speaker 5: I don't care, he kept, don't put eat red meat

1429
01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:42,040
Speaker 5: with your fat ass.

1430
01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:47,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, I ain't even know their head. Gout no more.

1431
01:13:47,920 --> 01:13:54,040
Speaker 9: Yeah, I went to college with had got out. We

1432
01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:56,080
Speaker 9: was on the zoom talking this said. Yeah, I went

1433
01:13:56,080 --> 01:13:58,240
Speaker 9: to the hospital. I went to the doctor. I got gout.

1434
01:13:58,640 --> 01:13:59,760
Speaker 9: I had to look it up.

1435
01:14:00,760 --> 01:14:03,479
Speaker 1: Right, coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour.

1436
01:14:03,640 --> 01:14:05,599
Speaker 5: Got rid of gout. I thought it was like polio.

1437
01:14:05,680 --> 01:14:08,200
Speaker 5: I thought they had cue that I didn't play around it.

1438
01:14:08,200 --> 01:14:13,240
Speaker 1: Would you rather right after this crazy you're listening hard

1439
01:14:13,439 --> 01:14:14,000
Speaker 1: morning show?

1440
01:14:14,600 --> 01:14:16,599
Speaker 11: Here we are, it's time, But would you rather let's

1441
01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:19,720
Speaker 11: do around guys? Would you rather dress work out in

1442
01:14:19,880 --> 01:14:23,400
Speaker 11: dress shoes? Okay, work out in dress shoes, or would

1443
01:14:23,400 --> 01:14:25,839
Speaker 11: you rather perform comedy in flip flops?

1444
01:14:26,280 --> 01:14:26,800
Speaker 1: Which one?

1445
01:14:27,240 --> 01:14:29,200
Speaker 11: Are you working out in your dress shoes? Are you

1446
01:14:29,680 --> 01:14:31,799
Speaker 11: performing on stage and just some flip flops?

1447
01:14:31,840 --> 01:14:32,439
Speaker 2: What are you doing?

1448
01:14:33,200 --> 01:14:33,240
Speaker 4: This?

1449
01:14:33,720 --> 01:14:34,599
Speaker 2: Stilly? A question?

1450
01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:37,560
Speaker 1: I be, that's just answer it.

1451
01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:41,280
Speaker 2: I don't want the flip flops on stage.

1452
01:14:41,400 --> 01:14:45,000
Speaker 15: All you set you seen flips?

1453
01:14:45,479 --> 01:14:47,080
Speaker 5: I ain't got them kind of flip flops. I got

1454
01:14:47,120 --> 01:14:49,160
Speaker 5: these oos, I gots he got something else?

1455
01:14:49,640 --> 01:14:50,799
Speaker 2: You got all that fruits?

1456
01:14:52,240 --> 01:15:04,519
Speaker 5: Yeah? Dress shoes like I'm gonna be I got my

1457
01:15:04,720 --> 01:15:07,160
Speaker 5: church shoes on in the jail. I'm going to look

1458
01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:08,080
Speaker 5: like I have sharp.

1459
01:15:10,120 --> 01:15:13,439
Speaker 2: Worth go red?

1460
01:15:13,800 --> 01:15:14,120
Speaker 4: All right?

1461
01:15:14,240 --> 01:15:17,240
Speaker 1: Moving on to would you rather be a billionaire with

1462
01:15:17,479 --> 01:15:18,439
Speaker 1: no friend?

1463
01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:19,400
Speaker 4: Hey?

1464
01:15:20,320 --> 01:15:20,960
Speaker 1: No friends?

1465
01:15:21,400 --> 01:15:21,559
Speaker 5: Hey?

1466
01:15:21,760 --> 01:15:25,519
Speaker 1: We're just a well loved thousand are now?

1467
01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:28,880
Speaker 5: Hey? And if I'm a billionaire, I don't want no

1468
01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:32,800
Speaker 5: damn friend know huh Yeah, I'm gonna lose a few

1469
01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:33,400
Speaker 5: along the way.

1470
01:15:33,479 --> 01:15:33,839
Speaker 2: Anyway.

1471
01:15:35,800 --> 01:15:39,560
Speaker 15: I'm a well thousand now and now hey, hey.

1472
01:15:40,160 --> 01:15:43,960
Speaker 9: Yeah, I've been all that, all that crank though that

1473
01:15:44,080 --> 01:15:46,280
Speaker 9: billion y'all walk on off cools. I can buy some

1474
01:15:46,439 --> 01:15:47,880
Speaker 9: friends for.

1475
01:15:48,080 --> 01:15:50,360
Speaker 4: Real, all right?

1476
01:15:50,360 --> 01:15:53,840
Speaker 11: Would you rather kiss on the neck or would you

1477
01:15:53,960 --> 01:15:56,439
Speaker 11: rather kiss on the check on the chest when you're

1478
01:15:56,479 --> 01:15:57,200
Speaker 11: being intimate?

1479
01:15:58,680 --> 01:16:03,760
Speaker 2: Would I'd rather get on my neck? On my chest? Chest?

1480
01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:04,800
Speaker 2: You get a swimming pool?

1481
01:16:05,960 --> 01:16:06,479
Speaker 4: What happened?

1482
01:16:08,080 --> 01:16:08,320
Speaker 2: Come on?

1483
01:16:08,720 --> 01:16:11,000
Speaker 15: I never heard that before, But I'm just water.

1484
01:16:12,600 --> 01:16:14,400
Speaker 2: Kissed me on my chest? You get a swimming pool?

1485
01:16:14,439 --> 01:16:16,160
Speaker 2: I said, I don't know where that came.

1486
01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:18,679
Speaker 4: It was just random.

1487
01:16:18,800 --> 01:16:22,360
Speaker 15: It was just chest your house and not having a

1488
01:16:22,400 --> 01:16:22,960
Speaker 15: swimming pool.

1489
01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:27,720
Speaker 5: Yeah, like you're gonna you got to kiss my chest

1490
01:16:27,760 --> 01:16:30,120
Speaker 5: because you kids around his neck with his car at

1491
01:16:30,680 --> 01:16:31,920
Speaker 5: all that's going out the window.

1492
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:32,679
Speaker 2: That's just love.

1493
01:16:35,120 --> 01:16:37,040
Speaker 5: You get anywhere around this car. I'm gonna tell you,

1494
01:16:37,080 --> 01:16:40,640
Speaker 5: ain't it ain't all that love. It double gone, just some.

1495
01:16:40,720 --> 01:16:45,719
Speaker 2: Of that chemo in your mouth. I'm sorry. I'm sorry

1496
01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:48,160
Speaker 2: that we're not supposed to cancel joke. You know he's

1497
01:16:48,160 --> 01:16:50,599
Speaker 2: gonna take it to a whole lot just about time

1498
01:16:50,920 --> 01:16:51,800
Speaker 2: you opened it up.

1499
01:16:52,800 --> 01:17:00,600
Speaker 9: I ain't never tasted a lot of kids properly. You

1500
01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:02,360
Speaker 9: ain't never done that before. You don't know what it

1501
01:17:02,439 --> 01:17:11,320
Speaker 9: tastes like. Hey, like, just try Minican coming flavor, bubble gud, fruity.

1502
01:17:11,080 --> 01:17:17,640
Speaker 1: Punch can, cranberry sauce or cheese on everything.

1503
01:17:17,760 --> 01:17:21,040
Speaker 15: Cranberry sauce on nothing but one two days, cramberry sauce

1504
01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:26,280
Speaker 15: on the taco, not.

1505
01:17:26,520 --> 01:17:27,360
Speaker 1: A day's round?

1506
01:17:28,160 --> 01:17:28,920
Speaker 2: What you rather?

1507
01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:32,280
Speaker 11: Coming up next and forty nine minutes afterwards, our last

1508
01:17:32,360 --> 01:17:34,560
Speaker 11: break of the day, and Steve will be back to

1509
01:17:34,640 --> 01:17:35,400
Speaker 11: close out the show.

1510
01:17:35,479 --> 01:17:40,639
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Harvey Morning Show. Last break

1511
01:17:40,720 --> 01:17:41,280
Speaker 1: of the day.

1512
01:17:41,479 --> 01:17:45,719
Speaker 11: Steve Harvey take us away with some insightful closing remarks.

1513
01:17:45,760 --> 01:17:47,280
Speaker 1: I know you have some for us today.

1514
01:17:47,600 --> 01:17:54,759
Speaker 9: Well, you know, I think it's imperative. Yesterday we talked

1515
01:17:54,760 --> 01:18:02,320
Speaker 9: about how hate is so counter productive. Well, let's talk

1516
01:18:02,360 --> 01:18:07,800
Speaker 9: about something today that is productive. And that's one of

1517
01:18:07,880 --> 01:18:12,519
Speaker 9: the major of principles of success.

1518
01:18:15,439 --> 01:18:16,599
Speaker 2: I don't know if.

1519
01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:22,760
Speaker 5: People understand the real value of dreams and visions. I

1520
01:18:22,840 --> 01:18:28,639
Speaker 5: don't know if people understand the real value of writing

1521
01:18:28,760 --> 01:18:29,320
Speaker 5: it down.

1522
01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:34,680
Speaker 9: You know, having dreams and visions is one thing. It's

1523
01:18:34,760 --> 01:18:40,519
Speaker 9: the writing it down part that solidifies it and makes it.

1524
01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:46,320
Speaker 5: More doable and concrete. And the reason I'm saying that

1525
01:18:48,240 --> 01:18:51,680
Speaker 5: is because writing your visions down everything you want on

1526
01:18:51,760 --> 01:18:54,760
Speaker 5: a piece of paper, or creating a vision board isn't

1527
01:18:54,960 --> 01:18:56,639
Speaker 5: just a principle of success.

1528
01:18:56,760 --> 01:19:00,120
Speaker 9: Well, it is very much a principle of success. But

1529
01:19:00,200 --> 01:19:03,719
Speaker 9: it's a scripture. It's actually in the Bible.

1530
01:19:05,680 --> 01:19:10,680
Speaker 5: God has laid out for us exactly how to have

1531
01:19:10,960 --> 01:19:15,679
Speaker 5: the best life possible for you. He's already laid that out.

1532
01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:21,080
Speaker 5: He gave us words of encouragement. He gives us wisdom,

1533
01:19:21,240 --> 01:19:25,160
Speaker 5: he gives us understanding. That's what Proverbs is all about,

1534
01:19:25,240 --> 01:19:27,080
Speaker 5: That's what the Psalms is about.

1535
01:19:27,640 --> 01:19:28,439
Speaker 2: He gives you an.

1536
01:19:28,439 --> 01:19:32,280
Speaker 5: Examples of people overcoming throughout the Bible.

1537
01:19:32,560 --> 01:19:35,560
Speaker 2: He gives you examples of what real faith can do.

1538
01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:37,880
Speaker 5: He has He.

1539
01:19:39,400 --> 01:19:42,880
Speaker 2: Shows you seasons of what can happen to people.

1540
01:19:44,400 --> 01:19:48,200
Speaker 9: But one of the things Rebeca two and two says,

1541
01:19:48,400 --> 01:19:51,840
Speaker 9: write the vision and make it plain so.

1542
01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:54,760
Speaker 2: That he who reads it will run to it.

1543
01:19:55,400 --> 01:20:00,360
Speaker 9: And even though it terry, terry means take along time,

1544
01:20:00,800 --> 01:20:04,080
Speaker 9: wait for it, for surely it will come at an

1545
01:20:04,080 --> 01:20:10,920
Speaker 9: appointed time. It's so important that that you as people,

1546
01:20:11,120 --> 01:20:15,519
Speaker 9: that we as people never forget the significance and the

1547
01:20:15,600 --> 01:20:19,519
Speaker 9: importance of writing our goals and our visions, our wants,

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Speaker 9: our dreams, our hopes, our yearnings down.

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Speaker 2: It is imperative that you write it down. It's not

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01:20:32,479 --> 01:20:38,280
Speaker 2: anything that that should be taken lightly. This is very,

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01:20:38,439 --> 01:20:41,040
Speaker 2: very real. It can change your life.

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01:20:42,120 --> 01:20:43,120
Speaker 1: It really really can.

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Speaker 5: Man, it could do so much for you. Because see

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01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:51,439
Speaker 5: where you are now, it's temporary. You've got to understand that.

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01:20:51,840 --> 01:20:54,000
Speaker 5: But you've got to have a dream and a vision

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01:20:54,640 --> 01:20:56,960
Speaker 5: to get out of that place so you can move

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01:20:57,080 --> 01:20:58,160
Speaker 5: on to your next space.

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Speaker 9: All of us are being tested on some form, shape,

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01:21:01,880 --> 01:21:04,360
Speaker 9: or fashion. All of us are being tested.

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01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:06,240
Speaker 2: On some level. All of us.

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01:21:06,960 --> 01:21:13,679
Speaker 9: Ain't nobody scot free of the test of life, but man.

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01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:17,880
Speaker 2: With the dreaming vision to Rebeka two and two.

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01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:21,080
Speaker 5: Writing a vision and making it plain it can get

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01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:25,880
Speaker 5: you into your season A lot sooner. Bishop Getty sent

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01:21:26,000 --> 01:21:29,680
Speaker 5: me something. Bishop gettys is minister.

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01:21:31,040 --> 01:21:34,679
Speaker 9: Down in the Carolinas who came on my show once

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Speaker 9: and we've become friends every since. And he sent me

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01:21:41,280 --> 01:21:45,240
Speaker 9: something one day, and he told me, he said, never

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Speaker 9: judge somebody based on the season.

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01:21:49,040 --> 01:21:53,799
Speaker 2: Are y'all listening? Never judged someone based on the season.

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01:21:54,880 --> 01:21:55,360
Speaker 2: He told me.

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01:21:55,439 --> 01:22:01,160
Speaker 9: He said, one season, David was a shepherd, the next

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01:22:01,280 --> 01:22:08,360
Speaker 9: season he was a king. One season, Ruth was working

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01:22:08,439 --> 01:22:14,040
Speaker 9: in the field, the next season she was owning the

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01:22:14,240 --> 01:22:15,080
Speaker 9: same field.

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01:22:18,320 --> 01:22:22,120
Speaker 2: One season, Mordecai.

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01:22:23,680 --> 01:22:29,040
Speaker 5: Was sitting outside the king's palace, the next season he

1578
01:22:29,280 --> 01:22:30,719
Speaker 5: was inside the palace.

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01:22:33,680 --> 01:22:35,840
Speaker 2: And what he was saying to me was, we serve a.

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Speaker 9: God who turns things around, and that is the God

1581
01:22:41,000 --> 01:22:49,080
Speaker 9: of unmerited favor. You can't judge somebody based on the season.

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Speaker 9: You don't know who you're talking to. You don't know

1583
01:22:52,360 --> 01:22:54,800
Speaker 9: what God gonna do for this person. You don't know

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01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:58,040
Speaker 9: what this person written down. You don't know what this

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01:22:58,600 --> 01:23:02,439
Speaker 9: vision this person has, and you don't know what kind

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01:23:02,520 --> 01:23:06,840
Speaker 9: of grace God gonna put on this person. So like

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01:23:06,960 --> 01:23:09,519
Speaker 9: we were talking about on the radio show, we were

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01:23:09,560 --> 01:23:13,160
Speaker 9: talking about, have you gotten more than your thought? Or

1589
01:23:13,240 --> 01:23:15,800
Speaker 9: did you get everything you ever wanted? A lot of

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01:23:15,880 --> 01:23:18,479
Speaker 9: this stuff I have, I ain't even see. I didn't

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01:23:18,479 --> 01:23:23,280
Speaker 9: even know it was nothing to want. I didn't know

1592
01:23:23,520 --> 01:23:27,160
Speaker 9: to want certain things because I didn't know certain things existed.

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01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:32,920
Speaker 5: But he gave it to me anyway, because he has

1594
01:23:33,040 --> 01:23:36,320
Speaker 5: this thing called grace. But what has helped me a

1595
01:23:36,439 --> 01:23:41,719
Speaker 5: great deal along the way is writing down everything on paper,

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01:23:42,360 --> 01:23:45,839
Speaker 5: making notes in my iPhone, having vision boards.

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01:23:46,280 --> 01:23:49,760
Speaker 9: It has completely turned my life around. It'll do the

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01:23:49,920 --> 01:23:53,639
Speaker 9: same thing for you because of a scripture Rebecca two

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01:23:53,760 --> 01:23:58,439
Speaker 9: and two. Write the vision and make it play period.

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Speaker 9: It change your life. If somebody told that to me,

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01:24:04,000 --> 01:24:04,600
Speaker 9: I try that.

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01:24:05,479 --> 01:24:06,080
Speaker 2: I really would.

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Speaker 5: Those are my close remarks today. Hey listen, y'all talk

1604
01:24:09,360 --> 01:24:11,519
Speaker 5: to God. He loved to hear from you today. He

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01:24:11,680 --> 01:24:14,559
Speaker 5: really really would. All right, y'all stay in peace now.

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