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Speaker 1: Hey, welcome to the full show. You made it. It's

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffery in the morning. We love that you're here.

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Speaker 1: And I know we all have that one person that's

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Speaker 1: really hard to shop for in their life. Oh my mom, my, dad,

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Speaker 1: my brothers, everybody. You haven't bought them a merch for

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Speaker 1: a cost sweatshirt, Alexis, Oh, I mean, I'll get on

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Speaker 1: right now.

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Speaker 2: I've met the listeners, you know, like I've got the

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Speaker 2: people that were here, not you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, I'll get it.

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Speaker 3: The link is in the show notes, Yes, yes, and

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Speaker 3: I will go click that right.

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Speaker 4: Yes.

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Speaker 5: It is a perfect gift, and one of the proceeds

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Speaker 5: go to help Heart to Heart International and their hurricane relief.

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Speaker 5: So so you even look like a good person when

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Speaker 5: you gift one of these sweatshirts or T shirts.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it, Okay, and you should too. You

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Speaker 1: better believe you. All right, let's get to the show.

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Speaker 4: How do you set up your dating profile? Right now?

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Speaker 4: Do you think there's too many pictures of me holding

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Speaker 4: a drink? Do I look like an alcoholic?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Has it ever been a concern for you, Alexis, I

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Speaker 5: think about it if I leave them there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, gits, they're cute.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, oh no, this one doesn't have me drinking, because like,

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Speaker 7: I want to look interesting but not weird. Yeah, maybe

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Speaker 7: I should post that cute photo of me swallowing a

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Speaker 7: corn on the cob hole?

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Speaker 1: How was that cute?

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Speaker 4: Trust me? You know conversations like that go on in

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Speaker 4: people's heads all the time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure.

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Speaker 4: But now dating experts are predicting next year we're gonna

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Speaker 4: see one of the biggest and strangest new trends in

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Speaker 4: dating apps ever. It's called reverse cat fishing. That's where,

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Speaker 4: instead of putting up photos where you look better than

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Speaker 4: you actually do in real life, you post photos where

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Speaker 4: you purposely try and look worse.

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Speaker 8: You set that.

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Speaker 2: This is what I do in my day to day life,

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Speaker 2: and I'm going to tell you guys, it works.

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Speaker 5: You shower once and put on some makeup, and you

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Speaker 5: get so many compliments when you don't ever do it.

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Speaker 4: It's true. How many texts do we get from listeners

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Speaker 4: every single day saying I looked at Brooks Facebook page

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Speaker 4: and I was like ugh, And then I met her

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Speaker 4: in person at a gas station. Now was like, oh,

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Speaker 4: as I thought.

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Speaker 8: Brooke does one charity event and I get guys in my.

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Speaker 1: DM wearing something other than sweatpail. I'm telling you, guys,

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Speaker 1: this is the way to live.

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Speaker 4: That's right. Under promise, over delivered absolutely. The challenge though,

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Speaker 4: is being able to lock down a date when you're

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Speaker 4: not using the best photos of yourself. But if you

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Speaker 4: can pull that off, reverse catfishing can probably be the

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Speaker 4: best possible start to a future relationship. Ever.

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Speaker 5: Wow, this is brilliant, and you have to be able

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Speaker 5: to judge, like, are they like ugly ugly or they

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Speaker 5: just yeah, they just need to make up.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, someone who's intos and you show up on the

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Speaker 9: date and they're like, oh my god, you're hot.

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Speaker 4: Now, Snapchat is going to start coming out with ugly

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Speaker 4: filters to make you look uglier than you are.

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Speaker 8: They already have a couple of.

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Speaker 4: People are actually gonna post them. Yeah, I'm not falling

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Speaker 4: for that. Yeah, not filtered anyway. Let's move on to

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Speaker 4: the shot collar question of the day, and I'm just

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Speaker 4: hoping Jake gives us a question that lowers our overall

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Speaker 4: self esteem and makes us question why we work here.

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Speaker 4: Jake what he got from us?

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Speaker 10: What are some of the most common ways that we.

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Speaker 4: Lie I don't, I guess on the dating apps.

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Speaker 10: For some people, maybe it's adding a couple extra inches

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Speaker 10: to your height. For others, it's telling your boss you're

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Speaker 10: stuck in bad traffic when you're late to work.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, used that one before.

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Speaker 1: While you're drinking a Starbucks.

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Speaker 10: And everyone knows you need to slip in a few

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Speaker 10: lies into your wedding vows. Yeah, trust me, you do

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Speaker 10: not want to be one hundred percent honest in that moment.

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Speaker 10: But if you look close enough, one place you'll find

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Speaker 10: it more than any other is on a job resume.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure.

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Speaker 10: And a new survey asked a thousand job applicants to

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Speaker 10: name something you've lied about on that important document.

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Speaker 1: Oh interesting, I have the top.

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Speaker 10: Five answers, and by far number one was education.

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Speaker 1: Oh people, I mean, I guess nobody ever really checks it.

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Speaker 1: What are they going to do all your college?

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Speaker 10: You'll have to guess the rest of the top five.

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Speaker 10: In a special linked In sponsored edition, Unglued Family Few

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Speaker 10: Thanks LinkedIn, as we do every morning, We'll start with

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Speaker 10: a guy who never needs to lie about adding inches

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Speaker 10: to any bodily measurement, Young Jeffrey. Jeffrey, tell me something

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Speaker 10: people lie about on their resumes.

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Speaker 5: Huh.

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Speaker 4: I do think it's probably the same as with your

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Speaker 4: dating profiles. The types of things that you would lie about.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean, like like your interests or something?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like your interests in your hobbies?

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Speaker 1: Do you put the resume your GPA?

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Speaker 4: You're trying to show your future employer with the type

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Speaker 4: of person that you are.

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Speaker 5: I've never put a hobby on my resume, and hobbies.

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Speaker 4: I feel like, not in this industry, but in other

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Speaker 4: industries you want to bond with the people that are

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Speaker 4: trying to hire you. I'm gonna go with do you

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Speaker 4: lie about your hobbies on your dating profile?

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Speaker 10: Hobbies not dating profile on the resume? This is not

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Speaker 10: in the top five resume in.

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Speaker 1: The wrong room About resumes.

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Speaker 4: I have that I haven't touched my twelve years.

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Speaker 10: Let's go over to alexis something you lie about on

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Speaker 10: a resume?

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Speaker 1: Do you have a resume?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I didn't lie about like my jobs on it, but

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Speaker 3: I would like maybe round up how long I'd been

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Speaker 3: I've put just friends as references instead.

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Speaker 1: It's a good one. Or had people text me and

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Speaker 1: be like, hey, if they.

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Speaker 12: Call you, say you're my manager from wherever.

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Speaker 4: References.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to say references.

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Speaker 10: Jake, references are not in the top five. Send it

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Speaker 10: over to Jose.

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Speaker 9: So I haven't done a resume in forever, but I

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Speaker 9: think what the best thing that I would lie about

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Speaker 9: would be my position at the last job.

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Speaker 5: That's what I say, lem a manager instead of being

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Speaker 8: Know, just like kind of gas.

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Speaker 4: Well, people take it way farther than that. They're like,

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Speaker 4: I was chief masters supervisor of ultra violent operations, Like,

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Speaker 4: what does that mean? It doesn't matter, I clean.

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Speaker 8: So I'm going to say your position.

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Speaker 10: Your position or your role is number two. I got

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Speaker 10: the job, job title right after education. We're back over

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Speaker 10: to Brook Okay.

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Speaker 5: So I'm just like going down in my mind what

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Speaker 5: is actually on your resume?

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Speaker 6: Right?

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Speaker 1: And for me, I stop at the skills area. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know how to work this program.

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Speaker 2: And maybe you don't, you know, you know, yeah, You're like,

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Speaker 2: well my roommate does, so we'll figure it out.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to go skills.

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Speaker 10: Skills is number four. Skills or experience I'll count as

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Speaker 10: one thing for something people lie about on their resume.

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Speaker 10: So Brook is safe, Jose is safe. Jeffery, alexis not safe.

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Speaker 10: We're back to Jeffrey. Something you lie about on a resume, see.

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Speaker 4: I think if you were smart, Okay, something that you

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Speaker 4: you made at your last job on.

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Speaker 1: Your restat again, I don't think that's all right.

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Speaker 4: I think you put it on there. You say, at

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Speaker 4: my last job, they paid me five hundred thousand dollars

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Speaker 4: a month a month, so if you want me, I'm

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Speaker 4: in high demand. Well, I'm going to go with what

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Speaker 4: is lying about how much money you made at your

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Speaker 4: previous job.

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Speaker 1: It's called salary.

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Speaker 4: Oh well, it doesn't have one, isn't working on it?

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Speaker 10: Lying about your previous compensation.

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Speaker 4: Is not on the top five?

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Speaker 8: Is that just because it's not on a resume?

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Speaker 1: I mean it's somewhere on his with his hobbies bird.

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Speaker 10: Watching half a million dollars Alexis.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to go in lying about how long you

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Speaker 3: were at a past job.

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Speaker 10: The length of time you worked at a job is

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Speaker 10: number three. Oh man, go over the top five. I

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Speaker 10: gave you number one. That was your education. Lying about

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Speaker 10: where you went to school or if you graduated. Number

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Speaker 10: two job titler roll Jose got that number three was

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Speaker 10: the length of time you worked at a previous job.

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Speaker 10: Alexi said that number four, Brooks said skills or experience,

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Speaker 10: and number five is your achievements, certifications or other awards

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Speaker 10: you'd want a previous jobs, the year or something.

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Speaker 1: Does anyone else just want to see Jeffrey's old resume.

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Speaker 4: I wasn't planning on ever getting a job, honestly. I

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Speaker 4: was just hoping to coast from age ten to eighty

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Speaker 4: and then when you grow up rich, it's like, just

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Speaker 4: rely on those inheritances, all right. So I'm gonna be

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Speaker 4: getting shocked here. Somebody wanted to hear Bad Guy by

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Speaker 13: So you're a tough guy, like it, really rough guy,

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Speaker 13: just can't get enough guyest always so puffed, guy, the

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Speaker 1: I can only hear that song as the Batman and

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Speaker 1: your Batman.

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Speaker 4: The bat Guy. Yeah, you can check that out. It's

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Speaker 4: still up on our YouTube. Back brook and Jeffrey, go subscribe.

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Speaker 4: That's your shot collar question of the day. Phone taps

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Speaker 4: coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 11: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: They just did a huge study on ghosting when it

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Speaker 4: comes to dating and relationships. Again, it's Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 4: in the Morning, And maybe the most shocking stat is

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Speaker 4: eighty six percent of people say they feel relief after

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Speaker 4: doing it. Oh really, eighty six percent. That's a lot.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 5: It was like such a conscious choice. I thought you

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Speaker 5: just like kind of forgot or something.

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Speaker 14: Believe me, Like, Unfortunately, I tried to literally do the

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Speaker 14: honest thing and just tell someone I wasn't interested, and

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Speaker 14: it does not work ghosting unfortunately. I think that's just you, Jose,

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Speaker 14: don't want to leave you ghost me, I will ghost you.

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Speaker 14: Let's just ghost and get it over with. At this point,

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Speaker 14: I think that's better for everybody.

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Speaker 4: Seventy percent say they feel somewhat guilty about it, and

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Speaker 4: forty six percent say they later regret it. So it's

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Speaker 4: like the initial feeling of ghosting someone is really really good,

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Speaker 4: but as time goes on, later you're gonna start to

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Speaker 14: You don't ghost somewhere you like see all the time

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Speaker 14: or no, like it's supposed to be.

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Speaker 4: So usually it's not really worth it. Jose, Alexis Brook,

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Speaker 4: no more ghosting? Okay? Can we make a.

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Speaker 4: Wrong, you can't trust other people. Yeah, you have to

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Speaker 4: Right? That story perfectly transitions into our next laser story

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Speaker 1: It's chunky, old pickle, me a fresh pickle.

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Speaker 4: It's not one of those. This is just a regular

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Speaker 4: and that's when he tuned in one morning and heard

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00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,280
Speaker 4: Jose give him a little bit of hope.

448
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:54,200
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a funny guy.

449
00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:57,560
Speaker 4: That's a statement you rarely hear. Brook, what's your take

450
00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:57,840
Speaker 4: on that.

451
00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,360
Speaker 1: I think Jose's a really funny guy.

452
00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:03,240
Speaker 5: Like I think humor can make up for any sort

453
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,080
Speaker 5: of attractive stuff.

454
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,520
Speaker 4: Dustin might be in the same boat. And his email's

455
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:15,200
Speaker 4: pretty long because he attached screenshots of the text conversations

456
00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:18,480
Speaker 4: he's been having with one young lady who he describes

457
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:22,280
Speaker 4: as being significantly out of his league. And I'll show

458
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:24,760
Speaker 4: you a picture of Dustin because he sent a picture

459
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,639
Speaker 4: of himself in a screenshot of the girl that he's

460
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,520
Speaker 4: chatting with. Two. Her name is Tatiana, So there she

461
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:31,720
Speaker 4: is and there is Dustin.

462
00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:35,879
Speaker 1: Is she real?

463
00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:40,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it looks like his passport photo.

464
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:44,000
Speaker 4: Is Tatiana looks like a model, though, and Dustin said

465
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:49,040
Speaker 4: he was intimidated and nervous until he tried using vegetable

466
00:22:49,119 --> 00:22:53,800
Speaker 4: puns to make her use If you remember, he did

467
00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:56,560
Speaker 4: a segment about a month ago where I took Jose's

468
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,480
Speaker 4: phone and messaged women for him on a dating app. Yeah,

469
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:03,040
Speaker 4: and with one very pretty lady. We tried catching her

470
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:06,600
Speaker 4: attention by texting a bunch of vegetable puns, which Brooke

471
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:14,520
Speaker 4: absolutely hated. And that's exactly what Dustin did, because he

472
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,000
Speaker 4: sent us the texts, and I'm going to read them

473
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:20,720
Speaker 4: to you. I remind I'm reminding you this is a

474
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:24,160
Speaker 4: loyal listener of ours, so please do not rip him mercilessly.

475
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:28,480
Speaker 4: So anyway, Dustin replied to the prompt on Tatiana's profile

476
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:34,880
Speaker 4: that said, let's debate this topic best nachos in the city,

477
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:39,440
Speaker 4: and so he wrote, you don't know. I guess it's

478
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:43,480
Speaker 4: nacho fault. You don't know the best place like I did,

479
00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:48,280
Speaker 4: I mean, And that's when Tatiana, the woman who's out

480
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:51,480
Speaker 4: of his league, remember, actually matched with him and sent

481
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:56,440
Speaker 4: a smiley face. You know what that is, Brooke, that's

482
00:23:56,480 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 4: the door opening this why yes, door romancy?

483
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:03,160
Speaker 8: He can fair?

484
00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,400
Speaker 1: Is it just the light coming through?

485
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:09,160
Speaker 5: Just the light.

486
00:24:09,359 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 4: Dustin suggests a nacho comparison date, her favorite nacho spot

487
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:19,199
Speaker 4: versus his favorite nacho spot, and no response. Oh okay,

488
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 4: rule of thumb. If Brook loves it, it's going to fail.

489
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:25,480
Speaker 4: The reason why there was no funny puns in there.

490
00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:29,280
Speaker 4: Yeah okay, But he's learned to not give up, and

491
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:32,800
Speaker 4: when all else fails, go back to puns and making

492
00:24:32,840 --> 00:24:38,359
Speaker 4: her laugh. Does his next message say Okay, clearly you

493
00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:41,439
Speaker 4: don't like the nacho comparison date, and I don't blame you.

494
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:46,320
Speaker 4: Ridiculous idea. We need to focus on vegetables for our hangout,

495
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:50,159
Speaker 4: hopefully a date that can be unbeatable.

496
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:54,399
Speaker 1: Okay, So he really something. It's the easiest of the

497
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:55,160
Speaker 1: vegetable pun.

498
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:58,960
Speaker 4: He goes on something that's not been there, done that.

499
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,560
Speaker 15: The emoji explanation.

500
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:07,480
Speaker 4: I promise to Romayne, calm let us emoji while I

501
00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:13,719
Speaker 4: wait for your response. Two days later, no response. Dustin

502
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 4: didn't give up. He's the rudy of our dating world.

503
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:20,440
Speaker 4: So he tries one last line. Okay, I give up.

504
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:26,080
Speaker 4: I'm kaling it a day, And at that point Tatiana

505
00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 4: replies what she says. She says, haha, you are on

506
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:41,919
Speaker 4: a roll not show comparison date sounds hilarious. Success, but

507
00:25:42,200 --> 00:25:46,640
Speaker 4: he's got her back now, So Justin responds, let's set

508
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:50,040
Speaker 4: a time. I'll bring clipboards and we can review the

509
00:25:50,119 --> 00:25:55,639
Speaker 4: nots in ten different categories. She hearts that, but doesn't

510
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:59,800
Speaker 4: respond for the entire weekend. So Dustin waits three more

511
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,359
Speaker 4: days and goes back to the well.

512
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Speaker 1: Does he set a date like as in a dried.

513
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 4: Prune that's.

514
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:12,080
Speaker 8: Vegetables?

515
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 4: He says, no response, Is it because you're a vegetarian.

516
00:26:17,240 --> 00:26:21,920
Speaker 4: If it is, it's a huge missed steak and puts

517
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:22,800
Speaker 4: a steak emoji.

518
00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:31,560
Speaker 5: Okay, my fruit's not good, but his okay, because it's.

519
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:33,200
Speaker 4: Okay. Admittedly, Dustin does get a little bit desperate here

520
00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:36,920
Speaker 4: and writes, oh, man, what the hell am I doing here?

521
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:41,640
Speaker 4: Bread emoji? I know, I butter back off, butter emoji.

522
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:44,680
Speaker 4: Hope to hear from you again so we can catch up.

523
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 1: Okay, Now, it's like a one trick pony was going

524
00:26:48,359 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 1: to give us hope.

525
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:56,520
Speaker 4: And after that, Tatiana replies haha, Wow, that's awesome. Yes,

526
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:02,440
Speaker 4: we do have a date, well they don't have a date. Yes,

527
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,119
Speaker 4: So we can't call this a victory at the moment,

528
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:08,119
Speaker 4: but he has agreed to keep us updated on what

529
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:11,480
Speaker 4: happens next, and hopefully he knows we're all rooting for him.

530
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 4: I think the big question here, Brooke is will he

531
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:15,600
Speaker 4: stick with veggies or is he going to move on

532
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,119
Speaker 4: to something else like cheese puns.

533
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 1: Maybe this girl is interested.

534
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, I mean she's entertained, and I think

535
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,360
Speaker 5: that it gives him the confidence that he needs, because

536
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:28,120
Speaker 5: that's why he's last.

537
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:29,840
Speaker 4: You know what, Dustin, if you want to move on

538
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:33,159
Speaker 4: to cheese puns cheddar luck next time. I believe in you.

539
00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 4: Phone taps coming up.

540
00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:37,719
Speaker 11: Next, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

541
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 4: Bad news, your boyfriend tells you that he lost his

542
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:47,359
Speaker 4: cell phone. Good news, someone's calling to say they found it. Yeah,

543
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:52,760
Speaker 4: bad news. It's a stripper. Oh, good news. She thinks

544
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:58,280
Speaker 4: your boyfriend is really sweet and giving bad news. She's

545
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,959
Speaker 4: not gonna like hearing that. It's good news. It's all

546
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:07,240
Speaker 4: just a phone tap right now. Mornings on the Twenties.

547
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:12,840
Speaker 15: Hello, Hey, is this Angela?

548
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:16,120
Speaker 16: Uh yeah, this is Angela. Hi, do you know a.

549
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 12: Guy named Harry because I found his phone?

550
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,919
Speaker 16: Oh okay, yeah, he told me he lost his phone.

551
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:23,560
Speaker 6: Yeah.

552
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,400
Speaker 15: Sorry, you were in his emergency contacts and I want

553
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,639
Speaker 15: to get it back to him.

554
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 16: How do I get that from you? Oh?

555
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 15: Well, we can just text and we'll figure that stuff out.

556
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,920
Speaker 15: But I just want you to know Harry. He's such

557
00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 15: a nice guy.

558
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 16: Okay, so you know Harry.

559
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 15: Well, kind of we met. We hung out for a

560
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 15: little bit. Oh are you his mom?

561
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 16: His mom? No, I'm not his mom. Oh I'm his girlfriend.

562
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 16: Oh is this again?

563
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 12: Oh?

564
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 16: Okay know each other.

565
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:54,480
Speaker 12: I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

566
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:58,360
Speaker 15: You just you kind of sounded older, so I thought, sorry, sorry, sorry,

567
00:28:58,360 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 15: I didn't mean that.

568
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 16: You know what, assumptions often get people in trouble. How

569
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 16: about you just tell me how you guys know each other.

570
00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 15: Ooh, this conversation is getting really cringe. So you know what,

571
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 15: just tell me to come down to Glitters and I'll.

572
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 12: Give him his phone there. Oh, easy peasy.

573
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 16: What the is glitter?

574
00:29:15,720 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 12: Oh you don't know glitters?

575
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 15: Gentlemen's clubs.

576
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:19,120
Speaker 12: I thought everybody knew about glitters.

577
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 16: The Gentleman's club, that's where you found his phone.

578
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 12: Ooh, should I not have said that?

579
00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,480
Speaker 16: No, sweetie, you haven't said up enough. You're telling me

580
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 16: my boyfriend was at a strip club.

581
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 15: I mean, I don't want to out him, but him

582
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 15: and his buddies come here every other Friday night for

583
00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:35,560
Speaker 15: their poker games.

584
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 16: They play poker in a strip club? Are you kidding me?

585
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 4: Right now?

586
00:29:40,120 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 15: I mean, if it makes you feel better.

587
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 12: Out of all the guys, Harry.

588
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 15: Is the nicest and seriously so generous.

589
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 16: If it makes me feel better, Miss Glitter, No, it

590
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 16: doesn't make me feel better.

591
00:29:52,800 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 15: I'm sorry. I need to correct you on something. Where

592
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,479
Speaker 15: I work is Glitters, but my name is Caught now.

593
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 16: Okay, this is ridiculous and I am livid.

594
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 12: I don't know why you're so mad. It's like the

595
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 12: toilet tissue, you know, the super soft kinds.

596
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:07,440
Speaker 16: I'm just shut up.

597
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 12: What I'm just saying.

598
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,520
Speaker 16: I know what the fuck it is? What kind of

599
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 16: stupid name is that? Anyway you're at why bro great?

600
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 12: Well, Harry seems to like it.

601
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 16: Oh, you are really pushing it.

602
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 12: Okay, you sound angry and I'm really sorry about that.

603
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:23,520
Speaker 11: Do you think?

604
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 16: Yeah? I'm angry? That is one.

605
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 15: I can't say it enough Harry is seriously so nice.

606
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:31,600
Speaker 15: I mean I literally could not have afforded my last

607
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 15: semester without him.

608
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 16: Girl, But you keep acting as if this is normal. Yeah,

609
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:39,920
Speaker 16: you keep giving me information that makes me want to

610
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,080
Speaker 16: rip your medal.

611
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 12: Sorry, he's a nice one. I'm just doing my job.

612
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,120
Speaker 16: I'm telling me about my boyfriend. I know he's nice,

613
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:49,520
Speaker 16: so I don't care about him being nice to another

614
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:50,600
Speaker 16: woman hot nail.

615
00:30:51,040 --> 00:30:52,800
Speaker 15: But he's the one that convinced me not to give

616
00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 15: up on my degree when I was lap dancing on

617
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:56,960
Speaker 15: him in the champagne room.

618
00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:01,560
Speaker 16: What all of this information is just too much? You

619
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 16: your college degree, your stupid name.

620
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 15: Okay, maybe it'll help if I tell you that this

621
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,120
Speaker 15: is a prank phone call, I'll shut up.

622
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:09,480
Speaker 12: Will you not be so angry at me?

623
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 1: Then?

624
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 4: What?

625
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 12: I'm not actually a stripper?

626
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 15: No way, selections from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,

627
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 15: we're doing a phone tap on you.

628
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 16: This is crazy.

629
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 12: Yeah, Harry's the one that sets you up for this.

630
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:28,880
Speaker 16: I was so mad. Now it's like, oh, I know, girl,

631
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 16: telling me about my I'm telling you.

632
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:34,080
Speaker 12: He's loaded and generous. Don't be so upset.

633
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:38,760
Speaker 16: Oh please, you already know that was not the issue

634
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 16: all I'm just like, wait, what glitter again?

635
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 12: Glitters is the club name and Cottonaill's my name.

636
00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 16: Yeah, I get it now, but it's so stupid.

637
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 11: Wake up every morning was still TAPS weekday mornings on

638
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,719
Speaker 11: the twenties, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

639
00:31:57,200 --> 00:32:01,560
Speaker 4: Think about going out on a first date, being invited

640
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:05,040
Speaker 4: back to their place and the reaction that you have

641
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 4: when you walk in and you go, whoa, they have

642
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 4: one of those. I'm not talking about a third edition

643
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 4: George Foreman grill with the illuminized cheeseboard scraper add on.

644
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:22,520
Speaker 11: Time.

645
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 4: No, something even better.

646
00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,320
Speaker 1: Better than perfectly grilled chicken breast.

647
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, harsh bullying, but one of our listeners

648
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 4: was completely floored when she ended up back at the

649
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:36,760
Speaker 4: guy's house, and after that there was no question that

650
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:38,200
Speaker 4: she wanted to see him again.

651
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is like an HGTV for me.

652
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,400
Speaker 4: And the question is why doesn't he want to see her?

653
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 4: We're gonna find out the chicken. I know those first

654
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 4: editions just weren't as good. We'll get to the bottom

655
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 4: of this and your second date, next second date. I

656
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 4: think a lot of us have gone out on a

657
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 4: first date with low expectations and before you know what,

658
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 4: things happen and you end up spending the night.

659
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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, you're lucky.

660
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 6: I know.

661
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:13,960
Speaker 4: But not very often does it happen the opposite way,

662
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 4: where your whole plan is to stay the night, but

663
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 4: you decide, actually, you know what, I'm gonna play the

664
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 4: long game on this one. That's exactly what's happening with

665
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 4: Jose and Alexis right now, we're not here to talk

666
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 4: about them today.

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Speaker 8: The grossest.

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Speaker 1: Protest too much? Yeah, protest too much.

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Speaker 4: You guys can pretend.

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Speaker 8: I am not pretending.

671
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Speaker 4: We're not here to talk about the situation happening between

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Speaker 4: you two. For one of our listeners, Sydney, who needs

673
00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 4: our help today. Welcome to the show, Sydney.

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Speaker 17: Thanks guys, oh man, thank god you're on the phone.

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Speaker 4: Cut. Yeah, So, tell us about the guy that you

676
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 4: went out with recently. What's his name?

677
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Speaker 17: His name is Kurt, And I met him on Tinder.

678
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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, And I mean what struck him about you

679
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:09,760
Speaker 1: on Tinder?

680
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:13,040
Speaker 17: On Tinder? He was just cute, Like I was originally

681
00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:16,560
Speaker 17: into it for like a meaningless which is it?

682
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Speaker 5: You don't go to Tinder to like read the BIOS's

683
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,480
Speaker 5: strikes you, but you still want to have like a

684
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Speaker 5: good like chemistry on your like messages together.

685
00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,640
Speaker 1: You know some some liked shared interest.

686
00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:31,320
Speaker 8: I'll give you that.

687
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Speaker 4: I'll give you that. So how did things play out

688
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Speaker 4: with you and Kurt?

689
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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 17: My gosh, So it turned out he was pretty amazing.

691
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Speaker 17: Like I met him at this bar and he was

692
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 17: just so put together and had this beautiful smile.

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Speaker 1: Wow, well hello, Kurt.

694
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Speaker 4: I mean, yes, that's all it takes, just a little smile, Like, wow,

695
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:54,719
Speaker 4: this guy really knows what he's doing.

696
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Speaker 1: Did you have your expectations so low he doesn't take much?

697
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 4: That should be there's catch for the expectations so low

698
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:04,839
Speaker 4: that it doesn't take much.

699
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:08,360
Speaker 5: Did you feel yourself like growing more nervous during the

700
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 5: date because you're realizing this.

701
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:14,359
Speaker 17: I wouldn't say nervous, but just shifting like away from

702
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:16,040
Speaker 17: wanting to hook up to like wanting to play like

703
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:16,839
Speaker 17: the long game.

704
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Speaker 4: You know, Okay, you suddenly felt like this was going

705
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 4: to be more than just a one night thing. You

706
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:26,319
Speaker 4: wanted to actually maybe start a relationship this guy.

707
00:35:26,440 --> 00:35:28,879
Speaker 17: I mean, that's that seems pretty deep.

708
00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:30,880
Speaker 4: But yeah kind of I was like, oh, okay, So

709
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 4: how do you go about doing that the shift?

710
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:34,719
Speaker 1: How did the shift happen?

711
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:37,320
Speaker 8: How do you sleep?

712
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 4: This is interesting to me.

713
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,400
Speaker 1: Pivot When was your pivot?

714
00:35:42,920 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 11: So?

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Speaker 17: I mean we hung out at the bar for a

716
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:47,359
Speaker 17: little bit and then it's kind of early and it's

717
00:35:47,360 --> 00:35:48,600
Speaker 17: a really hot day.

718
00:35:49,239 --> 00:35:51,480
Speaker 4: Okay, so you excuse yourself to the bathroom and you

719
00:35:51,600 --> 00:35:54,840
Speaker 4: go put on some real underwear. Now you feel like

720
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Speaker 4: this could be a relationship situation. Get rid of the

721
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Speaker 4: edible stuff.

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Speaker 1: It was a hot day, it was melting.

723
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 4: I see where you're at Sydney. Keep going.

724
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 17: Yeah, So anyway, it was super hot out and he

725
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Speaker 17: he said that he had a pool at his house.

726
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Speaker 10: Yeah, what I know.

727
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Speaker 17: So I was like, you know, this could be shady,

728
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Speaker 17: But the fact is I've been hanging out with him

729
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:24,320
Speaker 17: for a while and he's just so easy and we

730
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 17: just get along, you know. So I was like, why not?

731
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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So, wait, was your plan then? To skinny dip? Because

733
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Speaker 1: I assume he didn't come with a swimsuit.

734
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Speaker 17: Well I didn't want to skinny dip, but like, I

735
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 17: just want my T shirt and my undies.

736
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Speaker 18: Fine, oh you t.

737
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Speaker 4: I think it's a strong move.

738
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Speaker 8: No, that's all you got. I mean heck right as well.

739
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:46,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's also like I didn't want to hook

740
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Speaker 1: up with him. I'm just gonna go get naked and wet.

741
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:51,480
Speaker 12: That's the long game.

742
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:55,280
Speaker 4: Broke Okay is an expert in the art of seduction.

743
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:56,799
Speaker 4: So did it work?

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00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 17: I mean I think so. Like, first of all, let

745
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:00,760
Speaker 17: me tell you his house.

746
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 6: Holy molly, oh really, Oh this guy's rich, Oh my god,

747
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 6: like brand new, like all the finishing touches, like a

748
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:12,919
Speaker 6: floaty staircase.

749
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Speaker 17: Who not only does he have a pool, but he's

750
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Speaker 17: got a hot tub.

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Speaker 1: So we did go.

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Speaker 12: I didn't think a guy with a bed like not

753
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:22,400
Speaker 12: on the ground.

754
00:37:24,680 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 1: Lexus is trying to graduate from a futon.

755
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:29,960
Speaker 4: So there's there's hot tub action happening now.

756
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Speaker 17: Well not yeah, but not even like action. It was

757
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 17: totally just like hanging out. I mean, super good chemistry though,

758
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 17: but I didn't want to like mess it up by

759
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Speaker 17: just cheapening it.

760
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 1: You know, it's not cheapening it.

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Speaker 5: I mean, you're he's inviting you at his house, you're

762
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 5: in his hot tub, Like you're telling me nothing happened.

763
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:48,240
Speaker 17: No, I won't say we did kiss?

764
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 1: Where where where.

765
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 17: Are I'm like, well, kind of like after the hot tub,

766
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,360
Speaker 17: so it didn't get too steamy, like it was almost

767
00:37:58,440 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 17: more romantic.

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Speaker 8: You let me get you a towel and then he

769
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:01,360
Speaker 8: pulled you in.

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Speaker 18: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: What happened after? After the nice kiss?

772
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Speaker 17: He asked, I wanted to hang out a little more,

773
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:07,840
Speaker 17: but I thought, maybe, you know, it was time to

774
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:10,360
Speaker 17: call it, just to keep it super high point.

775
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:12,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, keep him wanting more.

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, that was him, I would be like,

777
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 5: oh my god, right, because you have the kiss, you

778
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 5: have the moment, heart ring, and.

779
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,800
Speaker 8: I'd be thinking about you every day after that.

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00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 6: I don't know.

781
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 4: If I was him, I'd feel like I just blew it.

782
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:28,759
Speaker 1: She just left, so she said it was a romantic kid.

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00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 8: It depends, Yeah, okay on paper, Yeah I can see.

784
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:32,880
Speaker 4: So what happened?

785
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Speaker 17: So when I left, he said that he was going

786
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Speaker 17: to be out of town for about two weeks. Whoa, Okay,

787
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,920
Speaker 17: But then like he got back and it's just been

788
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:45,400
Speaker 17: like he texted me one time and he wanted to

789
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 17: hang out. But now he keeps saying that he's like busy.

790
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:51,600
Speaker 17: So I'm like, oh, no, what happened. I mean, did he, like,

791
00:38:51,760 --> 00:38:53,880
Speaker 17: you know, meet somebody who was out of town or

792
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:55,640
Speaker 17: I mean.

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Speaker 4: Two weeks is a long time to go between seeing

794
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Speaker 4: someone in the dating world. Were you able to keep

795
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:02,800
Speaker 4: a conversation going with him while he was away?

796
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 17: Yeah, we did text a little bit. Okay, it was

797
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 17: kind of flirty. It was it was nice.

798
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:12,400
Speaker 5: You know.

799
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,759
Speaker 17: It makes it even weirder when he gets back, Like

800
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 17: the text aren't at flirty?

801
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:16,600
Speaker 1: Okay?

802
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:21,880
Speaker 9: From experience, I mean the momentum, Yeah, without even talking

803
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:24,080
Speaker 9: to somebody or a lot, I mean, it definitely changes

804
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:24,560
Speaker 9: the moments.

805
00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:25,839
Speaker 1: Well, maybe we can change it again.

806
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,439
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe. Okay, let's give this a shot. We're gonna

807
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:30,879
Speaker 4: play a song, we'll come back, We're gonna call Kurt

808
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 4: for you, and we'll try and get you a second date. Update.

809
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:35,279
Speaker 17: Okay, Sidney sounds great, Thank you guys.

810
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:42,160
Speaker 4: Okay, this is a challenge that we've never had before

811
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:43,759
Speaker 4: on this morning show.

812
00:39:43,920 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 5: Okay.

813
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:50,040
Speaker 4: That challenge is find the only catch on Tin and

814
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 4: then reel him in without any favors. And the reason

815
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:58,399
Speaker 4: that he's a catch is because Kurt not only has

816
00:39:58,520 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 4: good hair and a nice smile and he's put together.

817
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:05,320
Speaker 4: On top of all that, he owns a great house

818
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:12,080
Speaker 4: with a swimming pool, a floaty staircase, an expensive hot tub,

819
00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 4: and they even shared a passionate kiss during sunset as

820
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 4: a pot of dolphins swam by and did a synchronized

821
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,919
Speaker 4: water dance to a BTS song.

822
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:23,439
Speaker 6: Wow.

823
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 4: And after all that, Sidney still turned down the invitation

824
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,120
Speaker 4: to spend the night just to try to play the

825
00:40:32,200 --> 00:40:33,359
Speaker 4: long game with this guy.

826
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 5: I feel like Sydney's having regrets after hearing about the dolphins, Like.

827
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Speaker 9: He literally was like, hey, I have millions of dollars

828
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,239
Speaker 9: if you'd like it, and he was like, no, I'm good.

829
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Speaker 4: The reason why she might have some regrets is because

830
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:49,840
Speaker 4: it's been two weeks and now their conversation has cooled

831
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:52,600
Speaker 4: off a lot, so she's hoping that we can turn

832
00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:55,400
Speaker 4: the heat back up with this second date. Update. How

833
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:57,680
Speaker 4: are you feeling right now, Sydney, I'm.

834
00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:59,879
Speaker 17: A nervous as heck, I really am.

835
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 8: Yeah, perfect guy, pretty much.

836
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:03,799
Speaker 6: Yeah.

837
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 5: I mean it's interesting because you wanted to play the

838
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:08,640
Speaker 5: long I'm cool game and now you have a radio

839
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 5: station calling for you.

840
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 8: Seem very cool. It kind of turned She's like, now

841
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:16,360
Speaker 8: I'm having a panic attack.

842
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah, thank you for that.

843
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 5: I think we can do it, though, I mean, you know,

844
00:41:23,080 --> 00:41:29,319
Speaker 5: we're like rich, powerful people too. I just think we'll

845
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 5: impress him.

846
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 4: We got to hurry up and just make this call

847
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 4: before this gets any worse than it already is. Okay,

848
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:38,399
Speaker 4: so we broke might pay the phone bill.

849
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:39,879
Speaker 8: Yeah, let's just check make sure it works.

850
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:41,879
Speaker 4: But I think if we've learned anything from Sydney, it's

851
00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 4: start with low expectations, so then it can only go

852
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 4: up from there. That's good. All right, So I'm gonna

853
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:49,400
Speaker 4: dial Kurt's phone number right now, and we're gonna try

854
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 4: and get your second date up. Do you ready, Sydney?

855
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:52,120
Speaker 17: Okay, I'm ready.

856
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:53,359
Speaker 1: We'll try not to screw it up.

857
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:54,600
Speaker 4: No promises though.

858
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:55,000
Speaker 18: Here we go.

859
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:05,200
Speaker 17: Hello.

860
00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:06,879
Speaker 4: Hey, is this Kurt.

861
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:08,319
Speaker 18: It's Kurt.

862
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:14,080
Speaker 4: Hey, Kurt, how you doing. My name's Jeff. Awkward.

863
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:16,440
Speaker 1: It was awkward though.

864
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 4: I'm sorry for my awkwardness, Kurt, kur Hi, What what's

865
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:24,479
Speaker 4: going on? This is a morning radio show called Brooke

866
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:26,919
Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the Morning, and this is the morning

867
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 4: radio show team that apparently doesn't like the job I'm doing.

868
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 1: You're not very good at small talk, including just saying your.

869
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:35,799
Speaker 4: Name is I'm Jeff. What's up?

870
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 1: We had a great reason for calling.

871
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 10: You though, right now?

872
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:46,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, is that Okay, okay, it's just weird, cool.

873
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:48,360
Speaker 12: Something.

874
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:49,320
Speaker 18: What happened?

875
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:53,680
Speaker 4: Well, the reason that we're calling you is because one

876
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 4: of our listeners has been trying to get a hold

877
00:42:55,600 --> 00:42:57,360
Speaker 4: of you and she's been having a hard time lately.

878
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:01,480
Speaker 4: Her name is Sidney. Oh yeah, yeah, okay, you remember Sydney?

879
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,320
Speaker 18: Yeah, I do remember. So she had you guys call me.

880
00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:05,399
Speaker 5: Yeah.

881
00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:07,680
Speaker 1: She was just so excited about your date.

882
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:10,399
Speaker 18: I mean, now you guys want to talk about the date?

883
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:13,839
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, sort of, because we know that a date

884
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 4: happened two weeks ago over at your house and she

885
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:19,440
Speaker 4: had a lot of great things to say about you

886
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:21,920
Speaker 4: and your place, and she's a little bit confused. Why

887
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 4: now two weeks later things have cooled off between you?

888
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:27,280
Speaker 18: This is really awkward?

889
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 4: Is it Brooke again?

890
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:32,320
Speaker 11: It is?

891
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:34,879
Speaker 4: I apologize.

892
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:40,760
Speaker 5: I mean, the thing is Kurt, Like, she really felt

893
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 5: like there was a true connection between you two, and

894
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:45,759
Speaker 5: it was something that she wasn't expecting at all, and

895
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:46,960
Speaker 5: it really surprised her.

896
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 18: I agree, I did think there was potential to be

897
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 18: honest with you.

898
00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:51,960
Speaker 1: Okay, that's good.

899
00:43:52,800 --> 00:43:55,320
Speaker 18: I just I feel like I honestly, I think I

900
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:56,759
Speaker 18: kind of screwed up a little bit.

901
00:43:58,480 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 4: Why do you say that.

902
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:03,839
Speaker 18: Okay, so you're like, she really liked the pool. People

903
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 18: enjoy it when they come to visit. I get that,

904
00:44:05,760 --> 00:44:07,520
Speaker 18: but I kind of messed up.

905
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 17: I was like, well, you know, you're welcome.

906
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 18: To use it anytime, Like I made this comment, and

907
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 18: then I went away for a couple of weeks for

908
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 18: business and then I found out when I was away

909
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:17,480
Speaker 18: that she used to pool multiple times with her friends.

910
00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 4: Well you weren't there, Yeah, she just kept over.

911
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:27,840
Speaker 18: And over coming over with her friend glab security. You know,

912
00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 18: like my security footage. Yeah yeah.

913
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:34,719
Speaker 4: I thought I was gonna say, like security guards, yeah,

914
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 4: my security dog, my security dog.

915
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,520
Speaker 12: But you told her she could use it whenever.

916
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:41,640
Speaker 1: No, wait, hold up, she didn't ask you.

917
00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,359
Speaker 18: No, she didn't mention it. And then like the motion

918
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:46,520
Speaker 18: sensor triggers, like I know people were in there, so

919
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:49,439
Speaker 18: I you know, multiple times I got an alert people

920
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 18: were in the backyard or whatever. And when I checked

921
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:52,360
Speaker 18: the footage, it was.

922
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 5: Like, yeah, there's apps now, yeah, yeah, yeah, we have

923
00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:58,520
Speaker 5: one that's the same where you can see it from

924
00:44:58,560 --> 00:44:59,320
Speaker 5: your phone.

925
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:01,440
Speaker 18: On a See. My brother uses my pool at the time,

926
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:02,839
Speaker 18: so I kind of figured it was him. And then

927
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:04,719
Speaker 18: when I got back I was curious to see, like

928
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 18: who had been using the pool, and then it was

929
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 18: her over and over, like it was like the YMCA.

930
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 4: Okay, so you come home and you check your security

931
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:18,120
Speaker 4: cams and you see that it's actually Sydney and her

932
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:20,880
Speaker 4: friends using your pool, and that's why you've kind of

933
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:21,839
Speaker 4: cooled off towards her.

934
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,360
Speaker 18: Yeah, I mean, I just show she took advantage.

935
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:25,200
Speaker 1: Absolutely.

936
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:28,520
Speaker 4: Did you warn her that you have security cameras outside

937
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:28,799
Speaker 4: your t.

938
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:31,319
Speaker 12: We just had this.

939
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:33,960
Speaker 4: Conversation like not too long ago where you said, if

940
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:34,760
Speaker 4: anybody comes.

941
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:36,560
Speaker 8: Over to your house, you need to warn them that you.

942
00:45:36,600 --> 00:45:41,480
Speaker 1: Have outsine if you invite someone to your home. She

943
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:42,799
Speaker 1: was never invited.

944
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 5: Like that's the thing, like when you give an open

945
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 5: invitation to somebody saying, oh, use the pool, you know

946
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:49,480
Speaker 5: everyone knows.

947
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 1: That you ask before you do it. You don't just

948
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 1: show up.

949
00:45:52,400 --> 00:45:54,839
Speaker 4: It sounded to me like he told her you can

950
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 4: come over at any time, and I don't know if

951
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:59,520
Speaker 4: that's true. Maybe we should ask Sydney. Sidney, is that

952
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:00,040
Speaker 4: what he's.

953
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 6: Hi.

954
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:07,880
Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, sorry, I should have let you know

955
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,880
Speaker 4: Kurt that Sydney's been on the other line listening this

956
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:11,480
Speaker 4: entire time. She wants to talk to you.

957
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 18: After all that. Now you didn't wet me?

958
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:15,759
Speaker 4: No, Yeah, well I guess my calls are right. I'm

959
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:18,640
Speaker 4: not very good at this job, so I apologize, but

960
00:46:18,880 --> 00:46:20,240
Speaker 4: go ahead, Sydney.

961
00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 17: Oh my gosh, I can barely even stand. I'm so

962
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 17: horrified right now.

963
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,360
Speaker 3: I feel so bad.

964
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 17: Maybe I was just so excited about like the time

965
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 17: we had. I just kind of was like showing off

966
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:36,360
Speaker 17: your place to my friends. I don't know what. But

967
00:46:36,560 --> 00:46:39,040
Speaker 17: now I just feel like I messed up so bad,

968
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 17: and I just that's not respectful in my part, and

969
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:42,919
Speaker 17: I'm so sorry. I feel really bad.

970
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:47,759
Speaker 18: I mean, yeah, I appreciate that. I just I don't know.

971
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 18: It's just a little weird.

972
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 4: Sidney. How did you even get into his pool?

973
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:52,040
Speaker 11: Like?

974
00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:53,800
Speaker 4: Did you have to scale a fence or something?

975
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:54,399
Speaker 10: Yeah.

976
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:57,920
Speaker 17: No, there's like a door that isn't kept.

977
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:01,400
Speaker 8: One of those ones you just reach over. My parents

978
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 8: have that too. I'm like, why do you have a

979
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 8: door that can come in?

980
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:06,280
Speaker 18: Sidney?

981
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 1: What were you thinking?

982
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 11: What do you mean?

983
00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:08,200
Speaker 3: Was she's thinking?

984
00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:08,879
Speaker 1: Broke pool?

985
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:09,360
Speaker 11: Pardon?

986
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:09,640
Speaker 5: Why?

987
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you ask him?

988
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:13,800
Speaker 5: Why wouldn't you say, hey, do you mind if my

989
00:47:13,880 --> 00:47:16,759
Speaker 5: friends and I come over? While you're out get away

990
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:17,759
Speaker 5: with it, I'm asking her.

991
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,839
Speaker 17: I mean, if you want me to be completely honest here,

992
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 17: You're right. I didn't think he would actually know, and

993
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:26,680
Speaker 17: I was so excited to show my friends where he lived.

994
00:47:28,239 --> 00:47:31,239
Speaker 4: I mean, it sounds to me, Kurt, like Sydney realizes

995
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 4: that she made a mistake and she's really sorry about

996
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:34,280
Speaker 4: what she did.

997
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:36,800
Speaker 18: Which is everything was just thrown around too, like she

998
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:40,600
Speaker 18: didn't even clean up after it was just like it

999
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 18: was just a disaster.

1000
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 4: I really, well, she just figured that she would come

1001
00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 4: back the next day.

1002
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 17: I don't recall that part. And if that's true, I'm

1003
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:55,280
Speaker 17: super horrified in every way right now. I really, I mean, honestly,

1004
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 17: this seems unforgivable. But I really hope that you'll just

1005
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:00,560
Speaker 17: take my word that I'm not a tool, not like

1006
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 17: I'm so sorry, and I hope we can give it

1007
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 17: a second chance as all.

1008
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 8: At least she's impressed by you, bro, she's trying to

1009
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 8: show off your pad to her friends.

1010
00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:10,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, and with that being said, we want to send

1011
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 4: you out on another date and we'll pay for it, Kurt,

1012
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:15,520
Speaker 4: if you're willing to give Sidney one more chance public pool,

1013
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:16,120
Speaker 4: I mean.

1014
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:19,960
Speaker 5: To be fair, Kurt, she didn't. I don't think she's

1015
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:21,680
Speaker 5: like a gold digger. I don't think she's trying to

1016
00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 5: use you.

1017
00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:24,160
Speaker 1: I mean, it's hard to find a guy with a pool,

1018
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:31,240
Speaker 1: but she likes But she liked you for you before

1019
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:32,359
Speaker 1: she knew about the pool.

1020
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:32,840
Speaker 15: Yeah that was.

1021
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,440
Speaker 8: She seemed sincere when she told us about it.

1022
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I mean, before you answer, just think about

1023
00:48:38,320 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 4: Sydney in her shirt and her no pants swimming around

1024
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:44,320
Speaker 4: in your pool.

1025
00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:47,960
Speaker 18: That you're not help I don't have to think about it.

1026
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:48,920
Speaker 18: I've seen the video already.

1027
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:52,480
Speaker 4: They'll just visualize it and then let us know. What

1028
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:55,680
Speaker 4: do you think one more shot with Sidney on our bill?

1029
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 18: I'm sorry, I don't think so.

1030
00:48:57,840 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 17: I feel like.

1031
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:05,440
Speaker 5: She blew it, and she blew it, I blew it.

1032
00:49:05,960 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 1: Wow, this is why you hook up.

1033
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 8: The first night.

1034
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 14: Everybody's swipe right, onder guy.

1035
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 18: The rest of you, guys, you're all welcome to us

1036
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 18: to pool anytime you want.

1037
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:23,600
Speaker 12: You lose.

1038
00:49:25,600 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 4: We've moved on.

1039
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,480
Speaker 11: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1040
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:35,360
Speaker 4: We all know Tom Cruise is a pretty interesting dude.

1041
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:38,799
Speaker 1: Yeah for sure, that's so understatement.

1042
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:42,360
Speaker 4: Definitely. You may know him for jumping on couches or

1043
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:47,360
Speaker 4: doing his own stunts or somehow aging in reverse like Benjamin.

1044
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 1: Button, but not get in any taller like you can't

1045
00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:51,520
Speaker 1: fix that.

1046
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:54,040
Speaker 4: But when you get to be that big of a star,

1047
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 4: you can demand pretty much anything you want from the

1048
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:59,520
Speaker 4: movie studios and make them put it in your contract.

1049
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:02,440
Speaker 4: And I'm not just talking about like money deals here.

1050
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 4: I'm saying the things that actors need to have on

1051
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:08,520
Speaker 4: set or waiting for them in their trailers whenever they

1052
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:12,399
Speaker 4: go to work. Yes, and you may think that you've

1053
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:15,840
Speaker 4: heard them all before, but Tom Cruise has one specific

1054
00:50:15,920 --> 00:50:21,200
Speaker 4: demand I've never seen and it's absolutely hilarious. We're gonna

1055
00:50:21,239 --> 00:50:23,040
Speaker 4: tell you what it is. And a few other big

1056
00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:26,880
Speaker 4: A list celebrities weird requests coming up right after this.

1057
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:31,719
Speaker 4: You know, the only reason Brook's even working here right

1058
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 4: now is because management agreed to do this. Brooke demanded

1059
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 4: every time she goes on air there be a just

1060
00:50:39,239 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 4: below room temperature Reese's peanut butter cup underneath her seat,

1061
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:48,040
Speaker 4: just ready to go at any time, not quite refrigerated.

1062
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:51,360
Speaker 1: But I also requested by management that nobody talks about it.

1063
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:59,000
Speaker 4: We may have just avoided the contracting, but it's not

1064
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 4: just uptight ultra conservative radio. These types of demands.

1065
00:51:05,040 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 10: Celebrity.

1066
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:09,200
Speaker 4: I'm saying celebrities are constantly putting weird clauses into their

1067
00:51:09,280 --> 00:51:13,759
Speaker 4: contracts that say I will not work unless these specific

1068
00:51:13,880 --> 00:51:16,480
Speaker 4: things are provided for me. And the list just got

1069
00:51:16,600 --> 00:51:19,680
Speaker 4: leaked to some of the most bizarre things famous celebrities

1070
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:23,560
Speaker 4: have actually put into their contracts, Like for the Fast

1071
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 4: and Furious movies, The Rock, Vin Diesel and Jason Statham

1072
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 4: all had an agreement together with the producers and it

1073
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:34,600
Speaker 4: said each tough guy had to receive an equal amount

1074
00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:36,800
Speaker 4: of pain in their action scenes.

1075
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,920
Speaker 1: You know it was because in the first movie the

1076
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 1: Rocks like he got beat up worse than I do.

1077
00:51:43,840 --> 00:51:47,320
Speaker 1: They learned their lessons and so boys arguing on a playfield.

1078
00:51:47,000 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 4: No one in the group was allowed to come off

1079
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:52,640
Speaker 4: looking like they'd lost any of their fights. And apparently

1080
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 4: Vin Diesel even came up with a points system based

1081
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:59,719
Speaker 4: on kicks, punches and head done where you could actually

1082
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:02,360
Speaker 4: as you're the level of beating each one was taking

1083
00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 4: and dishing out.

1084
00:52:03,239 --> 00:52:06,720
Speaker 1: Oh my god, is it like the richer and more

1085
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 1: like privilege? You become the more childlike you.

1086
00:52:09,719 --> 00:52:13,960
Speaker 4: Also, because you tell me Brook, we also know famous

1087
00:52:14,040 --> 00:52:18,960
Speaker 4: singer and actress Broadway legend Barbara streisand yeah yeah. After

1088
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:22,399
Speaker 4: a presumably poor bathroom experience on a movie set one time,

1089
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 4: she decided all future movies that she worked on would

1090
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:30,560
Speaker 4: need to have peach colored toilet paper provided to match

1091
00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:36,399
Speaker 4: her complexion and rose petals placed inside every toilet on set.

1092
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:40,920
Speaker 1: Wilet. That is the most glorious diva thing.

1093
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:47,239
Speaker 4: And there's also actor Gary Busey. If you don't know him,

1094
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 4: he was in Beverly Hills Cop and Point Break with

1095
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:52,560
Speaker 4: Keanu Reeves. Now he just plays the crazy guy in

1096
00:52:52,719 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 4: every single movie.

1097
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:56,080
Speaker 1: He looks like a meth.

1098
00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:59,560
Speaker 4: Well actor the crazy guy in real life too, because

1099
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:01,920
Speaker 4: in one of his more recent films, he requested all

1100
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:05,839
Speaker 4: the mirrors on set be removed so it looks more

1101
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:06,440
Speaker 4: like Heaven.

1102
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:08,680
Speaker 1: Oh I thought it was just because he saw his

1103
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:09,759
Speaker 1: reflection one day.

1104
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:14,160
Speaker 4: Well, that would make sense, but no, he says he

1105
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 4: wants it to look more like Heaven, which apparently Heaven

1106
00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:22,360
Speaker 4: has no mirrors, better have mers. We also have actor

1107
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:26,640
Speaker 4: Tom Cruise. Oh yeah, brill and he has a requirement.

1108
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 4: And this is going to sound completely made up, but

1109
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:31,840
Speaker 4: I swear it's not every movie that he works on.

1110
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:37,600
Speaker 4: Tom Cruise requests fifty custom made thongs awaiting him on

1111
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:39,360
Speaker 4: every movie he wears.

1112
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:41,320
Speaker 8: Thoughts all the stuffs he probably tears.

1113
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:43,640
Speaker 1: His underwell, he probably just doesn't like to see pantylions.

1114
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:48,360
Speaker 4: Actually, Jose is onto something. The practical reason is he

1115
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:51,920
Speaker 4: needs g strings made of soft, stretchy material so that

1116
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Speaker 4: when he does complicated stunts, his situation is taken care of.

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Speaker 5: Its interesting that a small thing like that is going

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Speaker 5: to take care of the entire situation.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, and Brooke actually is the opposite in case she

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Speaker 8: uses it as.

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Speaker 5: A That's what I'm saying, You're never going to pack

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Speaker 5: those things if you're just joining us.

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Speaker 4: We're talking about the strange demands big celebrities have put

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Speaker 4: into their contracts whenever they're working on set. And we

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Speaker 4: all know Will Ferrell is kind of a quirky dude,

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Speaker 4: and when he did his basketball movie Semi Pro, a

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00:54:26,560 --> 00:54:30,400
Speaker 4: few of his demands actually made headlines. Like one included

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Speaker 4: there needs to be a flight of stairs on wheels

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Speaker 4: just in the room. Another one was a fake tree

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Speaker 4: on wheels a rainbow. He said it could be painted

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Speaker 4: on a canvas, but it had to be also on

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Speaker 4: wheels so you could like move them around. The reason

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Speaker 4: He said he did it so he could feel happy

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Speaker 4: on set even when things weren't going so well with

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Speaker 4: the filming.

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Speaker 8: Will sprowning the fake.

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Speaker 1: Stairs.

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Speaker 5: It's like a stick and he like forces someone to

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00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:08,759
Speaker 5: walk off the top of them.

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Speaker 4: Don't question it, broo, I'm sorry. You may have also

1141
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:14,280
Speaker 4: heard Will Smith make the news for his on set demands.

1142
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:17,920
Speaker 4: But for Men in Black three, Will said he had

1143
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:23,480
Speaker 4: to have a two story, marble floored trailer what for

1144
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:26,360
Speaker 4: him to go spend his time in in between takes.

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00:55:26,400 --> 00:55:29,279
Speaker 4: But even that wasn't enough because he also asked for

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Speaker 4: an extra trailer just to hold all his gym equipment.

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00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:36,320
Speaker 5: Oh god, yeah, he seems like a yeah, what is

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00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:38,320
Speaker 5: he putting in the two story just a bunch of

1149
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:40,759
Speaker 5: couches is not visiting him?

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Speaker 1: Don't talk about as well.

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00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:44,719
Speaker 8: Sorry, I don't want to.

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Speaker 4: There's also actress Queen Latifa. Apparently she had a film

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00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:51,440
Speaker 4: early in her career that inspired her to add a

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00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:54,360
Speaker 4: clause to all her future contracts because after making the

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00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:55,640
Speaker 4: movie set it off.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, one of the best movies of all time.

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00:55:58,800 --> 00:55:59,799
Speaker 1: I love that movie.

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00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:02,719
Speaker 4: Spoiler. Her character does have an epic death scene in it.

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Speaker 1: And after that it's such a good movie.

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Speaker 4: Queen Latifa decided she had enough dying, and from then

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Speaker 4: on she made sure she'd always make it into the

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Speaker 4: sequels by putting a no death clause in all of

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Speaker 4: her future film contracts.

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Speaker 1: Set it off even had a sequel, it's probably because

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Speaker 1: Queen Latifa died.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:24,600
Speaker 4: Finally we have actor George Clooney, who he's one of

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Speaker 4: Hollywood's biggest names, so he's able to pretty much make

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Speaker 4: any request he wants. And that's why during his time

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Speaker 4: making Gravity oh yeah, space movie, George required that a

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00:56:35,120 --> 00:56:38,360
Speaker 4: private beach hut style residence be built for him to

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Speaker 4: spend his downtime in.

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Speaker 1: He's laughing at that two story Will Smith trailer.

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Speaker 4: I'm assuming they actually brought in real sand and like

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Speaker 4: a bunch of interns making seagull noises outside just to

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Speaker 4: make him feel like he actually is in Barbados.

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Speaker 1: Put Matt Damon on a boat in the distance.

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Speaker 4: And George also had a full sized basketball court built

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Speaker 4: for him so that he could get some exercise whenever

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Speaker 4: they weren't filming.

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Speaker 1: I can't go for a half court, no.

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00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:05,480
Speaker 4: Need the full thing. Fun fact, that's how the Staples

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00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:11,880
Speaker 4: center was built, George, just get away to spend some

1184
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:15,120
Speaker 4: exercise time makes sense. And I know I refuse to

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Speaker 4: work unless we do a phone tap right after this.

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Speaker 1: Kind of hoping for a tropical island, jeff if you

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00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:25,840
Speaker 1: want to go phone tap.

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Speaker 4: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 11: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 4: Once again got a brand new challenger to win Brooks Bucks.

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00:57:40,280 --> 00:57:44,040
Speaker 4: Her name is Lilia from Bremerton, but currently she's in

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00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:48,600
Speaker 4: a place that's just slightly more exotic than Bremerton. She's

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00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:56,640
Speaker 4: currently listening from Hawaii on the app. Aloha Lilia, Aloha.

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00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:59,560
Speaker 8: Oh my god, the Big Island.

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00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:02,880
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, do just call to make us jealous?

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00:58:03,040 --> 00:58:03,680
Speaker 1: Is that what you did?

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Speaker 16: Yeah, that's the only way I can speak you.

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Speaker 1: What's been the highlight of your trip so far?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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00:58:10,040 --> 00:58:11,080
Speaker 16: Just it's beautiful.

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Speaker 4: The people are super nice. Okay, rub it in, rub

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00:58:15,160 --> 00:58:15,680
Speaker 4: it in more.

1203
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:17,800
Speaker 8: Have you eaten any Loco Moco yet?

1204
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:18,440
Speaker 4: Oh?

1205
00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:19,440
Speaker 18: Yes, I love it.

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00:58:19,640 --> 00:58:20,680
Speaker 8: Oh my god, you're doing it right.

1207
00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:23,480
Speaker 4: I'm already jealous. So Brook is leading the studio while

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00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:25,640
Speaker 4: that happens. Lilya, you know how the game's played. You

1209
00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:27,840
Speaker 4: got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1210
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:29,360
Speaker 4: If you don't know what, you could say past, but

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00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:31,560
Speaker 4: you do have to beat Brook outright if you want

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00:58:31,600 --> 00:58:34,320
Speaker 4: to win. Are you ready? I am ready the island

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Speaker 4: of Hawaii. Let's do it. Your time starts now. Today

1214
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:42,240
Speaker 4: is National Fast Food Day. What decade did McDonald's Happy

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00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:43,280
Speaker 4: Meals first come out?

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00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:45,920
Speaker 16: Seventy?

1217
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:49,240
Speaker 4: The warm current that flows through the Atlantic Ocean is

1218
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:54,240
Speaker 4: known as what back in two thousand and six? Where

1219
00:58:54,240 --> 00:58:57,080
Speaker 4: did the first Real Housewives TV show take place?

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00:58:58,760 --> 00:58:59,360
Speaker 18: Beverly Hill?

1221
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:02,320
Speaker 4: What's the name of Ronald McDonald's big purple friend who

1222
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:07,080
Speaker 4: loves milkshakes? Name the main language that they speak in Brazil?

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00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:13,440
Speaker 4: Lily on Fire? For your first time, you must be

1224
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:16,400
Speaker 4: feeling pretty relaxed and at ease being in Hawaiian. Answer

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00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:16,840
Speaker 4: these questions.

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00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 8: I imagine you're like, face up on a paddle board

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00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:21,560
Speaker 8: right now, just floating in the ocean, just on your

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00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:22,480
Speaker 8: phone playing the game.

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Speaker 17: That's right.

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00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:24,440
Speaker 10: Yes, I knew it.

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00:59:24,600 --> 00:59:25,000
Speaker 5: I knew it.

1232
00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:26,880
Speaker 4: And is this right? I say my phone screen. You're

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Speaker 4: just going to be hanging out there all the way

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Speaker 4: through the holidays.

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Speaker 16: We actually moved over here.

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Speaker 8: They lived there.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that is a big explanation.

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00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:39,400
Speaker 4: Okay, I know most shows would say do you have

1239
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:40,920
Speaker 4: room for all of us? But do you just have

1240
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:43,920
Speaker 4: room for me? I really could use a break from

1241
00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:46,040
Speaker 4: these guys. I love them, but I think we all

1242
00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:49,960
Speaker 4: need a break. Yeah, save a spot for me, Brook,

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00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:51,080
Speaker 4: It's your turn? Are you ready?

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00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:51,360
Speaker 1: Yes?

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00:59:51,600 --> 00:59:55,080
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Today is National Fast Food Day.

1246
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:58,280
Speaker 4: What decade did McDonald's Happy Meals first come out?

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00:59:58,960 --> 00:59:59,440
Speaker 1: Seventies?

1248
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:02,640
Speaker 4: The warm current that flows through the Atlantic Ocean is

1249
01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:06,160
Speaker 4: known as what back in two thousand and six? Where

1250
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:08,880
Speaker 4: did the first Real Housewives TV show take place?

1251
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:10,439
Speaker 1: Beverly Hills.

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01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 4: What's the name of Ronald McDonald's big purple friend who

1253
01:00:13,640 --> 01:00:17,600
Speaker 4: loves name? The main language that they speak down in

1254
01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:22,360
Speaker 4: Brazil Portuguese? What direction is physically impossible for pigs to

1255
01:00:22,480 --> 01:00:22,720
Speaker 4: look in?

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01:00:23,320 --> 01:00:23,520
Speaker 5: Oh?

1257
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:26,560
Speaker 1: Interesting? Left? Can they not look left?

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01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:30,080
Speaker 4: We'll find out weird. You're gonna get the answers in

1259
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:31,920
Speaker 4: just the second. But first, let's go to the scoreboard

1260
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:33,040
Speaker 4: and see how you Bolt did with Jose.

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01:00:33,480 --> 01:00:37,080
Speaker 8: My breasts are real. Everything about me is. My hair

1262
01:00:37,240 --> 01:00:42,520
Speaker 8: is rell, my teeth are realm eyelashes are real. Everything's real, Lily,

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01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:43,919
Speaker 8: you got three correct today?

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's pretty good, that's right.

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01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:51,520
Speaker 9: No, she was just drinking another my tie and Brook

1266
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 9: you did get one extra question in and and it

1267
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:56,640
Speaker 9: didn't help.

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01:00:56,720 --> 01:01:02,480
Speaker 4: You only got chock. Wow, if you have a lion vacation,

1269
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:07,120
Speaker 4: couldn't get any better? Or Hawaiian she forevcation? Whatever it is, Wow,

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01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:10,800
Speaker 4: you just rub it in broad. Let's go over the

1271
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:14,000
Speaker 4: answers for everybody. It's national fast food. Dam McDonald's Happy

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01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:16,280
Speaker 4: Meals first came out in the nineteen seventies. In nineteen

1273
01:01:16,320 --> 01:01:19,680
Speaker 4: seventy nine, specifically the warm current that flows through the

1274
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:23,000
Speaker 4: Atlantic Ocean that's called the Gulf Stream. Back in two

1275
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:26,240
Speaker 4: thousand and six, the first Real Housewives TV show did

1276
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:31,560
Speaker 4: not take place in Beverly Hills. It was in Orange County, Ohwives,

1277
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:36,160
Speaker 4: they're the ogs. Now there's over ten locations counting international,

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01:01:36,240 --> 01:01:39,320
Speaker 4: including Sydney, Athens, Hungary and Lily is gonna start Real

1279
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:40,360
Speaker 4: Housewives of a Wahoo.

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01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:42,040
Speaker 1: I hear no, she's on the Big Island?

1281
01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:45,400
Speaker 4: Is that not the Big Island? There's so many islands,

1282
01:01:45,440 --> 01:01:48,520
Speaker 4: so whatever it is. The name of Ronald McDonald's big

1283
01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:51,920
Speaker 4: purple friend who loves milkshakes is Grimace. The main language

1284
01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:55,920
Speaker 4: they speak in Brazil is Portuguese and it's physically impossible

1285
01:01:55,920 --> 01:01:58,760
Speaker 4: for pigs to look up. Oh really, they can't stretch.

1286
01:01:58,520 --> 01:02:02,200
Speaker 1: Their necks, so that's where we sneak up on them.

1287
01:02:04,920 --> 01:02:06,440
Speaker 4: You have a pig watch out for Brooks.

1288
01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:08,000
Speaker 1: Yea, I know there's birds somewhere.

1289
01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:14,360
Speaker 4: Anyway, Lily, congratulations, you just beat Brooks. Plus, just for

1290
01:02:14,480 --> 01:02:16,760
Speaker 4: being on the show, we're giving you two tickets to

1291
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:22,160
Speaker 4: the Seattle Christmas Market. Seattle's winter wonderland is back. Make

1292
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:25,640
Speaker 4: unforgettable memories at the Seattle Christmas Market with festive activities,

1293
01:02:25,680 --> 01:02:28,560
Speaker 4: delicious food, and a whole lot more. Get your tickets

1294
01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:31,960
Speaker 4: for the Seattle Christmas Market at Seattle Christmas Market dot com.

1295
01:02:32,160 --> 01:02:32,360
Speaker 9: Thank you.

1296
01:02:33,560 --> 01:02:35,520
Speaker 4: We're gonna be back to the wind Brooks Box same

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01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:38,400
Speaker 4: time tomorrow, brook and Jeffrey in the morning.