WEBVTT - DONKEY: Michael Jackson Steals Truck Then Asks Stranger For Gas

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<v Speaker 1>With the it's time don't give around here. Yes, you

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<v Speaker 1>are a donkey? What the hell? What the hell? What

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<v Speaker 1>more do you need some donkey? Today's just saw themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, Charlotte Mane, who you giving donk it to?

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<v Speaker 1>Did to man? Well?

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<v Speaker 2>Donkey today for Tuesday, October twenty first goes to a

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<v Speaker 2>Southeast Kansas man named Michael Jackson. Okay, and not the

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<v Speaker 2>one who sang Billy Jean. I need y'all to know that, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>The Crawford County Sheriff's office made that perfectly clear. They

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<v Speaker 2>literally said, verbatim, not the one who sang Billy Jean.

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<v Speaker 1>We are such an unserious people. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Now let me tell y'all something. And I really want

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<v Speaker 2>y'all to remember this. If you don't listen to another

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<v Speaker 2>word that ever comes out of Uncle Sharla's mouth, just

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<v Speaker 2>please listen to this.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Whenever someone tells you to not call the cops about something,

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<v Speaker 2>call the cops about that something.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. That's just a pretty good rule of thumb to follow.

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<v Speaker 2>See what had happened was Michael Jackson stole a two

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<v Speaker 2>thousand and three Chevrolet Silverado, and deputies received the call

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<v Speaker 2>that a man had pulled into a residence and asked

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<v Speaker 2>the homeowner for gas and to not call the cops.

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<v Speaker 2>See this man, Michael Jackson, stole the car, didn't have

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<v Speaker 2>no gas in the car, and then pulled into a

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<v Speaker 2>random stranger's house asking for gas. Michael Jackson, you don't

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<v Speaker 2>know how any of this works, do you?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? You think you can just steal a truck, pull

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<v Speaker 1>up to.

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<v Speaker 2>A random stranger's house for gas, and then moon walk

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<v Speaker 2>out of the situation like that's normal.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, let's discuss all right, when stealing a car, make

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<v Speaker 2>sure the car got gas in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Why the hell would you steal a car that may

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<v Speaker 2>or may not have enough gas in it?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? What if you need to do a quick getaway?

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<v Speaker 2>What if the cops are chasing you and you on

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<v Speaker 2>e Okay, Michael Jackson, you supposed to be a smooth criminal.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Not to mention, why would you stop at some random

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<v Speaker 2>stranger's house for gas?

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<v Speaker 1>Where was Excen? Where was wy Why where was Spinx?

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<v Speaker 1>Where was shell?

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<v Speaker 2>The Michael Jackson I know said don't stop till you

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<v Speaker 2>get enough. You had to stop because you needed gas, y'all?

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<v Speaker 2>Are not the same.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. See I love people who plan all the way

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<v Speaker 1>to the end. All right. That's Law twenty nine and

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<v Speaker 1>the forty eight Laws of power. Make detailed plans with

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<v Speaker 1>a clear ending.

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<v Speaker 2>Think far ahead, take into account all possible developments, plan

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<v Speaker 2>all the way to the end, and don't be swayed

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<v Speaker 2>by wishful thinking. Then pursue your plans and don't be

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<v Speaker 2>tempted from your path. See this, Michael Jackson didn't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>And when you want to be starting something, you have

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<v Speaker 2>to know how that's starting going end. Because the only

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<v Speaker 2>thing this Michael Jackson got started was a police report. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't understand people. Sometimes, man folks commit crimes

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<v Speaker 2>so ridiculous, then I think they do it on purpose. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>times are hard out here. Housing is not affordable. Forty

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<v Speaker 2>two million people are at risk of losing their food

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<v Speaker 2>stamps right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>There are some with no home, not a nickeled alone.

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<v Speaker 2>Could it be really me pretending that they're not alone?

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<v Speaker 2>If you don't got nothing else going on in life,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe jail is a viable option.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Some people don't have no family, Some people don't care

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<v Speaker 2>about freedom like that. But I wish that I could

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<v Speaker 2>have told Michael Jackson you are not alone. Okay, you

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<v Speaker 2>don't have to do this, all right, there's a place

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<v Speaker 2>for you in this society. But I can't make you

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<v Speaker 2>believe that. All right, The change you seek starts with you. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>the man in the mirror, Michael, I'm asking you to

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<v Speaker 2>change your petty criminal ways. If you want to make

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<v Speaker 2>the world a better place, take a look at yourself and.

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<v Speaker 1>Then make a change.

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<v Speaker 2>Change. Please give this Southeast Kansas man named Michael Jackson

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<v Speaker 2>the biggest he heat, yo. Just yes, that's it, you

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<v Speaker 2>get the biggest.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want to let anybody know that if you

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<v Speaker 3>steal my car or my wife's car, get yourself a

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<v Speaker 3>little extra time.

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<v Speaker 1>To go to gas station.

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<v Speaker 3>Like that's we ain't never got no gas for some

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<v Speaker 3>reason in the carse Yo, he gave me my e.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what he's gonna say when they ask him what's

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<v Speaker 2>his agenda during the intake process.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, nigga, are you okay? Are you okay? Nigga? That's

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<v Speaker 1>so funny. All right, Well, thank you, thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>that donkey of the day.

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<v Speaker 3>So now when we come back, Jeremy Renner will be

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<v Speaker 3>joining us you know, Mayor of Kingston. Hawk Eye Season

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<v Speaker 3>four of Mayor of Kingston will be out Sunday this Sunday,

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<v Speaker 3>October twenty six.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna talk to Kingstown Kingston or Kingstown may Kingstown also.

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<v Speaker 1>Known as Hanson from Hanson Rights. All right, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll talk to him next. It's the Breakfast Club for more.

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