Speaker 1: Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick
Speaker 1: takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the
Speaker 1: Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about
Speaker 1: his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet
Speaker 1: without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 2: You're a coward.
Speaker 1: It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2: And now join my bad Larry, Shayan Irving, and Dylan
Speaker 2: the graphics guy.
Speaker 1: I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. You're in a bad
Speaker 1: place and it's my job to get you in a
Speaker 1: good place.
Speaker 3: I mean, you're the cheapest therapist I've ever had, Danny,
Speaker 3: I know, I know.
Speaker 1: Well, we got bad Larry joining us, and that'll always start.
Speaker 1: Larry Dylan is here, we got Ray Picture Day Ray,
Speaker 1: and then Marvin is here as well. I was with
Speaker 1: some friends last night that bad Larry knows and they
Speaker 1: said that you got on stage with Bruce Springsteen when
Speaker 1: you were in college at Providence, that he invited all
Speaker 1: the people from New Jersey on stage. Is that true, Larry?
Speaker 2: I I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Dan, you don't remember getting on stage with Bruce Springsteen.
Speaker 2: I'm not a big music guy. You know that. Shayan,
Speaker 2: Dylan don't know it.
Speaker 1: Don't care either, Larry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I remember saying you shouldn't care anything about
Speaker 2: the cowboys class here.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to take your plastic if out of
Speaker 3: your body and throw it down the stairs. He's not
Speaker 3: in a good place today, Larry, Shay is not in
Speaker 3: a good place today.
Speaker 1: Just let you know, giving your heads up.
Speaker 2: Two weeks from now, I'm heading up to Cape Elizabeth,
Speaker 2: Maine to see the grandkids again, and I will be
Speaker 2: coming through Milford, but I won't be able to take
Speaker 2: Shay out drinking because I got to continue driving.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 4: I see you, Okay, you don't have to see the
Speaker 4: escalading poet.
Speaker 3: What was the point of that story, Larry, Larry colleague.
Speaker 2: Saying, yea, I think I think we went on. I
Speaker 2: think he called the Jersey Shore people up or something.
Speaker 2: I remember saying that my boy j R. Delanges everyone left.
Speaker 1: Nobody cares about j R. Dang.
Speaker 2: I just don't need a story.
Speaker 1: I'm you don't remember being on stage, and now you're
Speaker 1: going to tell me the story, which is a total lie.
Speaker 4: That's not you wouldn't forget doing that.
Speaker 1: I mean, how many times have you been on stage
Speaker 1: with Bruce Springsteen that you can't remember?
Speaker 2: Once just the once. I guess, well now I really okay,
Speaker 2: I really don't remember. I stayed and watch the end
Speaker 2: of the Wizard of Oz by myself at a party.
Speaker 2: Everyone else went to the Springsteen concert. I came in
Speaker 2: halfway through the show.
Speaker 4: Was that when you're still doing.
Speaker 1: Wait, what do you know what you're dropping? Ass? What
Speaker 1: are you doing watching Wizard of Oz instead of going
Speaker 1: to see Springsteen?
Speaker 2: Because Julie Hendrew whatever name was, the better singer, Liza
Speaker 2: Minellie whatever name was.
Speaker 5: Julie God, God, the famous Eliza Minelli.
Speaker 1: Do you think maybe Judy Garland? Yeah, same thing? Share,
Speaker 1: I think share? Was it? Lady Gaga? Madonna was in there,
Speaker 1: all right? All right, now, let me recap last week's festivities.
Speaker 1: Dylan is up plus fourteen. He won two units, thank you.
Speaker 1: Shay lost two units your plus two bad, Larry won
Speaker 1: a unit, and you're up plus seven. Sound good? Everybody good?
Speaker 1: We're all plus. I think that's kind of okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is that is shocking.
Speaker 1: Actually, Shay had one unity one in baseball that needs
Speaker 1: to be mentioned, and Dylan lost three units in formula one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I gotta fucking fire her. These things are going south.
Speaker 3: He should dumper. Dude, you think, so break up with
Speaker 3: her now. She's clearly a loser.
Speaker 1: It's over. You're gonna break up with her right now.
Speaker 1: So she'll listen to the podcast.
Speaker 4: Now you know what I'll get there's I don't don't
Speaker 4: think there's any f one this week, so she'll get
Speaker 4: a pass. It's one more week, one more Swan song.
Speaker 1: Okay, Dylan had the Broncos and the Giants money line
Speaker 1: last week. They lost by a combined sixty eight points.
Speaker 1: Allegend not bad. Uh, let's see anything else that needs
Speaker 1: to be mentioned?
Speaker 6: Uh do you want to do?
Speaker 1: You want to dive into the Cowboys situation here? And
Speaker 1: now it's affected your life because prior to that I
Speaker 1: had not seen you in better spirits and you know,
Speaker 1: your home, life, job, your overall demeanor was and I
Speaker 1: was worried and you were too. The other shoe was
Speaker 1: going to drop, and it did. It dropped in a
Speaker 1: big fucking way. Yeah.
Speaker 3: It was pretty embarrassing. I mean, you know, I'm not
Speaker 3: a normal person in general or a stable person. I
Speaker 3: should say so when the Cowboys do lose my entire week.
Speaker 3: But the way they lost Danny to the Cardinals, the
Speaker 3: way they lost. I mean, they got boat raced out
Speaker 3: of that fucking stadium. It wasn't close, It wasn't close.
Speaker 3: It was never close.
Speaker 1: Never.
Speaker 3: The first play of the game, Josh Obs run forty
Speaker 3: four fucking yards, was Diggs calling the defense? Is that
Speaker 3: what happened? Diggs is no longer there now, the defense
Speaker 3: doesn't fucking exist. How does that possible?
Speaker 1: You got Michael Parsons.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well apparently you don't, because every single team in
Speaker 3: the NFL now is gonna run it right up the
Speaker 3: fucking gut to make Parsons disappear and then challenge your
Speaker 3: fucking kids on the corners. I'm scared. I'm scared to death.
Speaker 3: I think the blueprints there, and I think that Mike
Speaker 3: McCarthy is not the best coach, especially when it comes
Speaker 3: to time management or penalties. We got what one hundred
Speaker 3: three yards penalties? One hundred and three fucking yards. That's
Speaker 3: some junior high shit. One hundred three yards.
Speaker 1: Well, you get Dion next year is your head coach,
Speaker 1: and that'll solve everything.
Speaker 4: That'll That would be a goddamn night man.
Speaker 3: Jerry Jones would there's no chance, there's no chance.
Speaker 6: Yes, wait, nightmare for who the me, I.
Speaker 3: Mean nightmare for me. There's no chance that Dion's gravitas
Speaker 3: works with professionals as opposed to kids playing in college.
Speaker 6: There's just no chance they're not going to take it personal.
Speaker 3: I disagree. I think he would fail in the NFL.
Speaker 6: I do.
Speaker 1: I want to see how he does in college. Okay.
Speaker 3: I want to go to a better school than Colorado.
Speaker 3: I want to go to like an actual destination. If
Speaker 3: he goes to Auburn. Auburn's going to be open here
Speaker 3: pretty quick if he goes to Auburn or not the
Speaker 3: U obviously, but Oda State, I mean, he goes to
Speaker 3: a real fucking school and gets real fucking recruits.
Speaker 1: Well, I thought that Florida State should have hired him.
Speaker 1: But Florida State's in the top five, so they've done
Speaker 1: pretty pretty well. Correct, they've done it. They've done Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think they're fine with that, all right. So, uh
Speaker 1: bad week for uh shay, Yeah, just because of the
Speaker 1: Cowboys house home life, though not bad.
Speaker 3: I mean, you know what's fucked up Danny Sunday. I mean,
Speaker 3: the Cowboys lose and she makes for dinner a baked
Speaker 3: sweet potato that's it, and like fucking green beans. Wow, potato,
Speaker 3: that's it, that's it.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: She baked sweet potato, put some butter in it and
Speaker 3: was like happy dinner.
Speaker 1: Was like, what the fuck? Doesn't she know that you're down?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she didn't care, baked sweet potato Like, I guess
Speaker 3: I'm getting fat or something, but you.
Speaker 4: Might be starting now.
Speaker 1: How do you give you a sweet potato for dinner? Like?
Speaker 1: What the fuck?
Speaker 4: Sweet potato suck?
Speaker 3: They're awful? What am I do that for dinner? It
Speaker 3: doesn't make any sense. It's like she wanted to bring
Speaker 3: misery on top of misery.
Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, what's going on between Dylan and Marv? You're
Speaker 1: flipping each other off? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Sorry, he said sweet potato like sweet potato pie sucks.
Speaker 1: They said sweet.
Speaker 4: Potato fine, yam suck. However, Mark, they're trash.
Speaker 1: They're from the farmer's market and they were trash.
Speaker 3: They were awful.
Speaker 6: Oh no, you got to get it with all like thet.
Speaker 4: Do you ever go to the farmer's market?
Speaker 1: Me?
Speaker 3: Never that bad, Larry, How was your weekend?
Speaker 2: By the way, notre name loss hurt me a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm speaking of speaking of farmers market. As Simon's Columbus
Speaker 2: farmers Market right now, the second time I've been here
Speaker 2: in my life, and both times I've been talking to
Speaker 2: you from the parking lot.
Speaker 1: And you live the life. That is awesome. What are
Speaker 1: you buying, Larry?
Speaker 2: It's so depressed. Say, this is like the most depressing
Speaker 2: place on earth. It's like tables, like everything three dollars
Speaker 2: and you see people sitting back and my wife and
Speaker 2: her sister in law are actually going through looking for stuff,
Speaker 2: food and for lunch soon. No, no, we're going to
Speaker 2: lunch soon. I'm allowed to say. This is Jewish deli
Speaker 2: on the end of the Farmer's Market's supposed to be
Speaker 2: really good.
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, Larry, Larry, why wouldn't you be able to
Speaker 4: say that?
Speaker 2: I couldn't say a black dealer?
Speaker 1: You did say. You did say.
Speaker 2: That, and I got criticized.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, you were calling out the black dealer as
Speaker 1: if she was up to some stuff.
Speaker 2: We wouldn't let me take a picture of four eight No.
Speaker 1: Cameras allowed the table.
Speaker 2: That's any dealer, dude.
Speaker 1: And because it was a black deal I was.
Speaker 2: I would be upset with any dealer who wouldn't let
Speaker 2: me take that picture.
Speaker 3: Happened to be black, Okay, the Jews in your lunch.
Speaker 3: Here we go, Here we go, Here we go, Dylan,
Speaker 3: I'll let you start out this week.
Speaker 4: Well quick, can I do a quick recap?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I take a vit just brief.
Speaker 4: Well it's not really a thing, go ahead, just a
Speaker 4: couple of points. Iowa under hit again three and one.
Speaker 4: We had one minor hiccup there.
Speaker 1: So here we go.
Speaker 3: That's taking a victory.
Speaker 4: Left go No, I mean, now you are, that's really it.
Speaker 4: Obviously that Parlafe sock got destroyed.
Speaker 1: And uh, I mean we can always mention the Broncos
Speaker 1: money line, the Bears getting twelve and a half Giants
Speaker 1: money line.
Speaker 4: I don't really want to relitigate the past, Barley, all right,
Speaker 4: so moving on to this week.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you?
Speaker 4: Uh college going since the minus two against byu H
Speaker 4: South Carolina plus twelve and a half against Tennessee. I
Speaker 4: like that loan a lot. Actually, I like that line. Okay,
Speaker 4: three units Michigan State Iowa under thirty six and a half.
Speaker 4: Of course I will. I'm staying on that until I
Speaker 4: get sure truly proven.
Speaker 1: Otherwise, Okay, who's taking Old Dominion and who's taking Troy
Speaker 1: this weekend? In Betts.
Speaker 4: Aside from me, oh you are not okay, oh yo,
Speaker 4: I'm taking Old Dominion has been good to me.
Speaker 1: This, Okay. I was wondering. I figure we had Old
Speaker 1: Dominion or Troy in here somewhere.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so Odu plus fourteen against Marshall, all right,
Speaker 4: and then Joegias State minus one one and a half
Speaker 4: against Troy.
Speaker 1: And you will always go against Troy. All right.
Speaker 4: Here we go with the NFL tonight. The Pack plus
Speaker 4: one and a half against the Lions, dog at home
Speaker 4: primetime Division, et cetera. Bears plus three and a half against
Speaker 4: the Broncos.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, everyone loves the Broncos and I think they're just
Speaker 4: They're equally as shitty. That's game. I'm not even gonna
Speaker 4: watch it, honestly, but.
Speaker 1: It's my musty TV of the weekend.
Speaker 4: I'll watch it once again.
Speaker 1: Watch I got yeah when they end in a time Yeah, alright,
Speaker 1: what else?
Speaker 4: Commanders plus eight against the Eagles, which is questionable.
Speaker 1: They're gonna get after Sam Hell.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's been getting dun the Commanders, I mean last week,
Speaker 4: no indication, but they have a little spice still.
Speaker 1: You've got a good d line. They got one of
Speaker 1: the best league. They should be a good team. Got
Speaker 1: a wide receiver, Sam Hell's got to play better.
Speaker 4: The Bills were due to light up someone after kind
Speaker 4: of sucking the first couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: Right, what else do you have?
Speaker 4: The Jets plus nine and a half against the Chiefs.
Speaker 4: I think Zach Wilson at this point, I think is
Speaker 4: like the kid who's just been getting bullied for too
Speaker 4: long and he's gonna do something crazy.
Speaker 3: I have sex with his mom's friend.
Speaker 4: Beforehand, but I think he's honestly been bullied into actually
Speaker 4: playing it.
Speaker 1: What if Taylor Swift all of a sudden says.
Speaker 4: Who's that that blonde hair, blue eyes.
Speaker 1: Jack Wilson and then he's bawling out in front of her?
Speaker 1: Oh how about that?
Speaker 4: The whole thing is gonna be like Lords of the
Speaker 4: Fly out there they're all competing.
Speaker 3: Just how old is Taylor now?
Speaker 1: Thirty three?
Speaker 3: Well you better figure out that.
Speaker 1: But she doesn't need them? No, no, yeah, Martin.
Speaker 6: You know what, after having kids, I can see why
Speaker 6: you want them, and I can see why you don't
Speaker 6: want them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you're not a woman.
Speaker 4: It's different, Okay, But would you trade your three kids
Speaker 4: to be for Taylor's swift life.
Speaker 3: No way, no chance.
Speaker 4: Not to beat her, but for everything.
Speaker 3: Else, no, no way. Absolutely not really to date her,
Speaker 3: no chance, hell no, absolutely not. First off, she ain't
Speaker 3: got no hips.
Speaker 1: She ain't.
Speaker 4: She is pretty mid honestly, honestly being I.
Speaker 1: Think childbirth would be really tough on her.
Speaker 4: Why did you get broken?
Speaker 1: You got no hips? No hips, Danny, not a one?
Speaker 1: You have child bearing hips? Right? Yeah? They look good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I look fantastic. Sweep poitated in my fucking life.
Speaker 4: Continue here, So yeah, Jets put significant the Chiefs. I'll
Speaker 4: also be the lines aren't all out yet, but I'll
Speaker 4: be taking every under on the Chiefs prop. So Kelsey
Speaker 4: receiving receptions, touchdowns, Mahomes under the whole thing, undering the game. Okay, yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: and actually I have those here. I just have the line.
Speaker 1: So Kelsey is seventy one and a half receiving yards yep,
Speaker 1: under six six and a half receptions, Mahomes is to
Speaker 1: seventy eight and a half and under two and a
Speaker 1: half touchdown passes.
Speaker 3: Do we know she's going to.
Speaker 4: The game, they said, apparently that's what Yeah.
Speaker 6: More, Yeah, I'm working there that weekend. So I'm actually
Speaker 6: texting somebody now just to see if they've heard anything,
Speaker 6: because they're trying to get a little insider info. And also,
Speaker 6: my wife said, regarding Travis Kelcey, a beard is literally
Speaker 6: makeup for men, because right now he looks like a
Speaker 6: state trooper and he's got he's got to put the
Speaker 6: beard back.
Speaker 3: With that fade he has like a goddamn state trooper. No,
Speaker 3: he doesn't.
Speaker 1: Well, that fade is from fucking somewhere else.
Speaker 6: From well, him and his brother Jason, they go to
Speaker 6: different barbershops.
Speaker 1: Different neighborhood.
Speaker 6: They definitely said at different lunch tables too.
Speaker 1: That is true, all right, anything else there is.
Speaker 4: Getting his cut way uptown.
Speaker 1: With scissors, only Edward scissors. Okay, what else do you have?
Speaker 4: Deal Ravens money line against the Browns plus one thirty
Speaker 4: Ravens is a dog never fails or fails rarely, and
Speaker 4: then dolphins Bill is under fifty four. I'm gonna put
Speaker 4: three units on this too. This is also heavy public
Speaker 4: and I think just after that performance last week, they're
Speaker 4: gonna have to chill the fuck out right.
Speaker 1: That brings us to bad Larry who joins us.
Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't do any college games this week. I
Speaker 2: don't know why one unit on these pro games. Detroit
Speaker 2: I had a minus two. I guess I'm only giving
Speaker 2: one and a half since still when already took the backer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's one and a half, one and a half.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Buffalo minus three against the Dolphins.
Speaker 1: No, no, it's big Buffalo minus two and a half.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, those are two.
Speaker 1: That are in your favor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I heard them when you gave him the Dylan Okay,
Speaker 2: looking at my feet here, Dan ball three against the Broncos.
Speaker 1: Plus three and a half on the wrong side of
Speaker 1: every one of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Grounds minus three against.
Speaker 1: The raven Yeah, got that one right, okay.
Speaker 2: Saints minus three against.
Speaker 1: The Bucks three and a half. Wow, Oh stop stop it.
Speaker 1: You just had four that went your way.
Speaker 2: I know every one of them went my way. Pats,
Speaker 2: I have plus seven against the six and a half.
Speaker 2: M okay, and I got the Chiefs minus the nine
Speaker 2: and a half against the Jets.
Speaker 1: You ain't got that one, right, Okay?
Speaker 2: And then and then uh, I don't like doing this.
Speaker 2: Always give money away when I bet off. But I
Speaker 2: talked to a friend of mine and told me Europe's
Speaker 2: gonna spank us so one unit on Europe to beat
Speaker 2: the Americans in the Ryder Cup.
Speaker 3: Fucking Commy and.
Speaker 2: Top European scorer. Who's our best player, Scotty Seffler or something?
Speaker 1: Jesus, I gotta like Rory better than Scotty, didn't Scotty's
Speaker 1: the number one player in the world.
Speaker 4: Yeah, according to who that.
Speaker 2: Because the Live guys don't play right.
Speaker 1: Brooks is playing, brooks Kepka is in there, definitely in there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but there's nobody on the Live Tour that is better
Speaker 1: than Scotti Scheffler.
Speaker 3: No chance.
Speaker 2: DJ isn't no beef like Isaiah Thomas. Do they know
Speaker 2: they don't want to play with DJ? How is he
Speaker 2: not on the Rider Cup?
Speaker 4: Did you say Isaiah Thomas Thomas?
Speaker 1: I heard that.
Speaker 2: I don't know much about it.
Speaker 1: It's Justin Thomas, not Isaiah Thomas.
Speaker 4: And trust me, Larry, you'll probably like Justin Thomas better.
Speaker 2: I'm saying it's like Isaiah and the Dream Team that
Speaker 2: how was J Yeah, take the leap with me because
Speaker 2: he's because he's a live goff.
Speaker 1: He hasn't done ship on the liftar because brooks Kepka said,
Speaker 1: the guys on the Live Tour who didn't make the
Speaker 1: Ryder Cup needed.
Speaker 4: To play better, and Brooks won a major this year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, do you have anything else, Larry.
Speaker 2: No, No, they're damn my pixel. Okay, go to your
Speaker 2: book and put them all in.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm telling, Okay, Shaye, don't do that, America,
Speaker 3: Please do not do that.
Speaker 1: I got the Ears plus twelve and a half against TCU.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Notre Dame laying five and a half against Duke uh,
Speaker 3: the Academy minus three and a half against South Florida
Speaker 3: overvalued there. Then I got the Wahoo plus three and
Speaker 3: a half against BC and the Southern miss plus five
Speaker 3: and a half with Oh Frank Gore Junior, and then
Speaker 3: Rangers plus one hundred against Seattle. Big deal, Danny, Big, big,
Speaker 3: big end of the season with Major League Baseball NFL
Speaker 3: Tampa Bay plus three rams laying the one Vikings minus
Speaker 3: four and a half, and I want to add the
Speaker 3: Lions as well minus one and a half. I like
Speaker 3: that game a lot.
Speaker 1: Not touching the Cowboys game.
Speaker 3: No, absolutely not. That's six and a half. First off,
Speaker 3: that's trappiest shit. Yes, that line is yeah, you should everybody,
Speaker 3: but everybody's gonna love to pass there after the performance.
Speaker 3: The Cowboys just put on with the Cardinals. It's trappy
Speaker 3: as fuck. Cowboys might win by.
Speaker 4: Thirty and take it.
Speaker 3: No, no, absolutely not. No, I'm not touching that shit. No,
Speaker 3: rather digest glass, Dylan.
Speaker 4: That's why you do both.
Speaker 1: That's fair.
Speaker 4: Sounds better than sweet potato.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, spike my sweet potato with a glass.
Speaker 1: Did you start drinking again after the long spy of
Speaker 1: the countboy?
Speaker 3: No, of course not, Danny. The roommate listens to the podcast,
Speaker 3: So there's no chance I was doing that.
Speaker 1: But you like the game's over, You didn't.
Speaker 3: I partook, Yes, you did, not an alcohol, But I
Speaker 3: did drugs.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, like meloton not just gunifer.
Speaker 3: But no, I smoked a lot of marijuana, Danny. I
Speaker 3: do that every day just to go to sleep because
Speaker 3: of the brain and how it keeps running. But I
Speaker 3: took some benzos, I smoked some weed, and I tried
Speaker 3: to just the problem with the Cowboys, Danny. The problem
Speaker 3: I stay. I will stay up all night running through
Speaker 3: the fucking game. I'm not kidding. I will run through
Speaker 3: the whole fucking game in my head. And if I
Speaker 3: don't take medicine, I'll be up till six in the morning.
Speaker 4: They're kind of Xanax proof, they.
Speaker 1: Are, Dude, that fucking game.
Speaker 6: God damn it.
Speaker 1: Why do you Why do people keep expecting something different
Speaker 1: with Dak Prescott.
Speaker 3: That's the thing, Like the Texas Chat. I've been a
Speaker 3: couple of different group chats, Danny, Yeah, and the Texas
Speaker 3: chat is evenly divided against pro Dak and anti Dak,
Speaker 3: and it's.
Speaker 1: What they have won. The game of Cooper Rush was
Speaker 1: the quarterback nah No, I don't think so.
Speaker 3: But some of Dak's decision making is in his back foot.
Speaker 1: It leaves a lot to be desired, a lot. He's
Speaker 1: been in the league a long time, he.
Speaker 3: Has, and he's been through injuries, and he doesn't want
Speaker 3: to run no more. And I mean at in the
Speaker 3: red zone when he had he had a zone read
Speaker 3: and he gave it to Pollard when the d N
Speaker 3: crashed down, it would be he would have walked into
Speaker 3: the fucking end zone. He just didn't read it right,
Speaker 3: or he didn't want to fucking run. And he doesn't
Speaker 3: want to run. That takes a whole lot of value
Speaker 3: off of him as a quarterback. He needs to be
Speaker 3: fucking mobile.
Speaker 4: I don't think after like anyone who suffered like he
Speaker 4: basically what I compound fractureing like his ankle. I don't
Speaker 4: think you can ever mentally truly. Yeah, he's not gonna
Speaker 4: take off like that ever.
Speaker 6: Again, well, he's a black quarterback, so what good is
Speaker 6: if he can't run.
Speaker 2: White? Larry say, I believed in the Cowboys. I put
Speaker 2: him in my three team teams. Last week. I bought
Speaker 2: the line down to two and a half. I'm looking
Speaker 2: back at it. The Cowboys beat the Jets and the Giants,
Speaker 2: and then they're gonna go play whoever they played the Cardinals.
Speaker 2: How do they not beat the Cardinals? I think the
Speaker 2: pass might beat the Cowboys this week.
Speaker 3: Did you put money on it and a half? You
Speaker 3: didn't put money on it?
Speaker 2: I bet I bet the pass getting six and a
Speaker 2: half the money.
Speaker 4: Take the money line, coward.
Speaker 2: I don't want to give a unit away. I might.
Speaker 2: I might take it on my account. I don't want
Speaker 2: to give you away. Why do you think? Why do
Speaker 2: you think the Cowboys don't good? They beat the Giants,
Speaker 2: suck in the Jets?
Speaker 3: Sock well, I would say, because of the fucking yards
Speaker 3: they put up in the yards against They're pretty goddamn good,
Speaker 3: but that the level of and I said this before
Speaker 3: on the fucking show, the level of competition is what
Speaker 3: scares me because they have not played anybody real and
Speaker 3: I think the Pats defense, if they can put up
Speaker 3: points against them, I think we'll mean a whole lot better.
Speaker 1: Stuck.
Speaker 2: That's gonna be a fourteen to thirteen game.
Speaker 1: That would fuck me up. I think the past, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that would fuck me up.
Speaker 3: If this offense with the fat Man can't put up
Speaker 3: more than fourteen against New England, I'm gonna have a
Speaker 3: fucking issue.
Speaker 4: I'm calling right now that game is going to be
Speaker 4: boring as fuck.
Speaker 3: Finding me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's gonna be low scoring past cover
Speaker 2: and I wouldn't be surprised if the pass win the
Speaker 2: game out right.
Speaker 1: Okay, but don't do this next week when you go.
Speaker 1: You know what, I didn't say it on the show,
Speaker 1: but you know with my my bookie there, I took
Speaker 1: that bet to Patriots straight up. So don't do that
Speaker 1: next week. Okay, yes, you common, I was kind of
Speaker 1: I don't remember getting on face with Springston.
Speaker 2: You think I can remember this conversation.
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