WEBVTT - Episode 87: You Live The Life 0:00:01.720 --> 0:00:05.880 Gambling was something that I did. This is Dan Patrick 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:09.959 takes a gamble. One of my bookies died at the 0:00:10.080 --> 0:00:13.360 Kitchen Table, a podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about 0:00:13.440 --> 0:00:16.040 his love of gambling. One bet, another bet, another bet 0:00:16.120 --> 0:00:18.560 without doing the actual gambling. 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:19.960 You're a coward. 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:22.119 It's easy to have a scapegoat. 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:25.800 And now join my bad Larry, Shayan Irving, and Dylan 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:26.759 the graphics guy. 0:00:27.040 --> 0:00:31.720 I have friends. Here's Dan Patrick. You're in a bad 0:00:31.760 --> 0:00:33.720 place and it's my job to get you in a 0:00:33.760 --> 0:00:34.320 good place. 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:36.920 I mean, you're the cheapest therapist I've ever had, Danny, 0:00:36.960 --> 0:00:37.760 I know, I know. 0:00:38.080 --> 0:00:40.800 Well, we got bad Larry joining us, and that'll always start. 0:00:43.040 --> 0:00:47.960 Larry Dylan is here, we got Ray Picture Day Ray, 0:00:48.159 --> 0:00:50.720 and then Marvin is here as well. I was with 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:54.200 some friends last night that bad Larry knows and they 0:00:54.240 --> 0:00:58.160 said that you got on stage with Bruce Springsteen when 0:00:58.160 --> 0:01:01.160 you were in college at Providence, that he invited all 0:01:01.240 --> 0:01:04.479 the people from New Jersey on stage. Is that true, Larry? 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:06.480 I I don't remember. 0:01:06.560 --> 0:01:11.280 Dan, you don't remember getting on stage with Bruce Springsteen. 0:01:12.400 --> 0:01:15.600 I'm not a big music guy. You know that. Shayan, 0:01:15.720 --> 0:01:16.640 Dylan don't know it. 0:01:17.200 --> 0:01:18.640 Don't care either, Larry. 0:01:19.280 --> 0:01:22.360 Yeah, no, I remember saying you shouldn't care anything about 0:01:22.360 --> 0:01:24.560 the cowboys class here. 0:01:25.000 --> 0:01:27.000 I can't wait to take your plastic if out of 0:01:27.000 --> 0:01:31.000 your body and throw it down the stairs. He's not 0:01:31.120 --> 0:01:34.080 in a good place today, Larry, Shay is not in 0:01:34.120 --> 0:01:35.039 a good place today. 0:01:35.720 --> 0:01:37.360 Just let you know, giving your heads up. 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:40.759 Two weeks from now, I'm heading up to Cape Elizabeth, 0:01:40.840 --> 0:01:43.319 Maine to see the grandkids again, and I will be 0:01:43.360 --> 0:01:45.600 coming through Milford, but I won't be able to take 0:01:45.600 --> 0:01:48.520 Shay out drinking because I got to continue driving. 0:01:48.640 --> 0:01:48.880 Good. 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:53.000 I see you, Okay, you don't have to see the 0:01:53.560 --> 0:01:54.400 escalading poet. 0:01:54.520 --> 0:01:59.600 What was the point of that story, Larry, Larry colleague. 0:01:59.400 --> 0:02:01.040 Saying, yea, I think I think we went on. I 0:02:01.040 --> 0:02:03.559 think he called the Jersey Shore people up or something. 0:02:04.120 --> 0:02:06.880 I remember saying that my boy j R. Delanges everyone left. 0:02:06.920 --> 0:02:09.480 Nobody cares about j R. Dang. 0:02:10.280 --> 0:02:11.320 I just don't need a story. 0:02:11.520 --> 0:02:14.320 I'm you don't remember being on stage, and now you're 0:02:14.320 --> 0:02:16.400 going to tell me the story, which is a total lie. 0:02:16.520 --> 0:02:18.240 That's not you wouldn't forget doing that. 0:02:18.320 --> 0:02:20.560 I mean, how many times have you been on stage 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:23.240 with Bruce Springsteen that you can't remember? 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:26.840 Once just the once. I guess, well now I really okay, 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:30.160 I really don't remember. I stayed and watch the end 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:32.360 of the Wizard of Oz by myself at a party. 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:35.160 Everyone else went to the Springsteen concert. I came in 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:36.320 halfway through the show. 0:02:37.000 --> 0:02:38.240 Was that when you're still doing. 0:02:38.919 --> 0:02:42.040 Wait, what do you know what you're dropping? Ass? What 0:02:42.080 --> 0:02:44.840 are you doing watching Wizard of Oz instead of going 0:02:44.880 --> 0:02:45.720 to see Springsteen? 0:02:47.600 --> 0:02:50.400 Because Julie Hendrew whatever name was, the better singer, Liza 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:51.520 Minellie whatever name was. 0:02:51.720 --> 0:03:01.560 Julie God, God, the famous Eliza Minelli. 0:03:02.560 --> 0:03:09.240 Do you think maybe Judy Garland? Yeah, same thing? Share, 0:03:09.400 --> 0:03:14.280 I think share? Was it? Lady Gaga? Madonna was in there, 0:03:16.440 --> 0:03:19.720 all right? All right, now, let me recap last week's festivities. 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:23.640 Dylan is up plus fourteen. He won two units, thank you. 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:27.360 Shay lost two units your plus two bad, Larry won 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:32.640 a unit, and you're up plus seven. Sound good? Everybody good? 0:03:32.720 --> 0:03:34.440 We're all plus. I think that's kind of okay. 0:03:34.760 --> 0:03:36.360 Yeah, that is that is shocking. 0:03:36.440 --> 0:03:40.920 Actually, Shay had one unity one in baseball that needs 0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:43.760 to be mentioned, and Dylan lost three units in formula one. 0:03:43.840 --> 0:03:46.680 Yeah, I gotta fucking fire her. These things are going south. 0:03:47.520 --> 0:03:50.600 He should dumper. Dude, you think, so break up with 0:03:50.640 --> 0:03:52.680 her now. She's clearly a loser. 0:03:53.320 --> 0:03:56.800 It's over. You're gonna break up with her right now. 0:03:56.840 --> 0:03:58.640 So she'll listen to the podcast. 0:03:58.200 --> 0:04:00.160 Now you know what I'll get there's I don't don't 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:02.160 think there's any f one this week, so she'll get 0:04:02.160 --> 0:04:08.400 a pass. It's one more week, one more Swan song. 0:04:08.640 --> 0:04:14.839 Okay, Dylan had the Broncos and the Giants money line 0:04:14.920 --> 0:04:18.080 last week. They lost by a combined sixty eight points. 0:04:18.440 --> 0:04:23.320 Allegend not bad. Uh, let's see anything else that needs 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:24.520 to be mentioned? 0:04:25.880 --> 0:04:27.320 Uh do you want to do? 0:04:27.360 --> 0:04:29.440 You want to dive into the Cowboys situation here? And 0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:33.120 now it's affected your life because prior to that I 0:04:33.120 --> 0:04:36.280 had not seen you in better spirits and you know, 0:04:36.360 --> 0:04:43.360 your home, life, job, your overall demeanor was and I 0:04:43.400 --> 0:04:45.200 was worried and you were too. The other shoe was 0:04:45.200 --> 0:04:47.039 going to drop, and it did. It dropped in a 0:04:47.040 --> 0:04:48.200 big fucking way. Yeah. 0:04:48.279 --> 0:04:51.719 It was pretty embarrassing. I mean, you know, I'm not 0:04:51.920 --> 0:04:54.760 a normal person in general or a stable person. I 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:58.159 should say so when the Cowboys do lose my entire week. 0:04:58.200 --> 0:05:01.320 But the way they lost Danny to the Cardinals, the 0:05:01.360 --> 0:05:05.720 way they lost. I mean, they got boat raced out 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:08.480 of that fucking stadium. It wasn't close, It wasn't close. 0:05:08.520 --> 0:05:09.200 It was never close. 0:05:09.320 --> 0:05:09.520 Never. 0:05:09.720 --> 0:05:11.479 The first play of the game, Josh Obs run forty 0:05:11.480 --> 0:05:14.719 four fucking yards, was Diggs calling the defense? Is that 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:16.920 what happened? Diggs is no longer there now, the defense 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:18.479 doesn't fucking exist. How does that possible? 0:05:18.560 --> 0:05:19.479 You got Michael Parsons. 0:05:19.560 --> 0:05:22.040 Yeah, well apparently you don't, because every single team in 0:05:22.040 --> 0:05:23.680 the NFL now is gonna run it right up the 0:05:23.720 --> 0:05:26.560 fucking gut to make Parsons disappear and then challenge your 0:05:26.560 --> 0:05:29.920 fucking kids on the corners. I'm scared. I'm scared to death. 0:05:29.920 --> 0:05:31.920 I think the blueprints there, and I think that Mike 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:34.680 McCarthy is not the best coach, especially when it comes 0:05:34.680 --> 0:05:37.640 to time management or penalties. We got what one hundred 0:05:37.680 --> 0:05:40.680 three yards penalties? One hundred and three fucking yards. That's 0:05:40.680 --> 0:05:43.200 some junior high shit. One hundred three yards. 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:45.320 Well, you get Dion next year is your head coach, 0:05:45.320 --> 0:05:46.440 and that'll solve everything. 0:05:46.839 --> 0:05:48.800 That'll That would be a goddamn night man. 0:05:48.920 --> 0:05:51.680 Jerry Jones would there's no chance, there's no chance. 0:05:51.800 --> 0:05:56.520 Yes, wait, nightmare for who the me, I. 0:05:56.600 --> 0:05:59.760 Mean nightmare for me. There's no chance that Dion's gravitas 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:02.920 works with professionals as opposed to kids playing in college. 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:08.120 There's just no chance they're not going to take it personal. 0:06:09.040 --> 0:06:11.400 I disagree. I think he would fail in the NFL. 0:06:11.520 --> 0:06:11.719 I do. 0:06:12.560 --> 0:06:14.599 I want to see how he does in college. Okay. 0:06:15.080 --> 0:06:16.880 I want to go to a better school than Colorado. 0:06:16.920 --> 0:06:19.240 I want to go to like an actual destination. If 0:06:19.240 --> 0:06:21.440 he goes to Auburn. Auburn's going to be open here 0:06:21.440 --> 0:06:23.760 pretty quick if he goes to Auburn or not the 0:06:23.920 --> 0:06:27.039 U obviously, but Oda State, I mean, he goes to 0:06:27.040 --> 0:06:29.240 a real fucking school and gets real fucking recruits. 0:06:29.279 --> 0:06:31.600 Well, I thought that Florida State should have hired him. 0:06:31.640 --> 0:06:34.479 But Florida State's in the top five, so they've done 0:06:34.600 --> 0:06:37.640 pretty pretty well. Correct, they've done it. They've done Yeah. 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:40.520 I think they're fine with that, all right. So, uh 0:06:41.640 --> 0:06:44.800 bad week for uh shay, Yeah, just because of the 0:06:44.800 --> 0:06:47.560 Cowboys house home life, though not bad. 0:06:47.600 --> 0:06:52.080 I mean, you know what's fucked up Danny Sunday. I mean, 0:06:52.160 --> 0:06:57.000 the Cowboys lose and she makes for dinner a baked 0:06:57.200 --> 0:07:04.400 sweet potato that's it, and like fucking green beans. Wow, potato, 0:07:04.480 --> 0:07:05.320 that's it, that's it. 0:07:06.000 --> 0:07:06.240 Wow. 0:07:06.440 --> 0:07:08.159 She baked sweet potato, put some butter in it and 0:07:08.240 --> 0:07:09.039 was like happy dinner. 0:07:09.320 --> 0:07:11.680 Was like, what the fuck? Doesn't she know that you're down? 0:07:12.680 --> 0:07:15.920 Yeah, she didn't care, baked sweet potato Like, I guess 0:07:15.920 --> 0:07:18.120 I'm getting fat or something, but you. 0:07:18.200 --> 0:07:20.000 Might be starting now. 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:25.320 How do you give you a sweet potato for dinner? Like? 0:07:25.360 --> 0:07:25.920 What the fuck? 0:07:25.960 --> 0:07:26.840 Sweet potato suck? 0:07:27.120 --> 0:07:28.960 They're awful? What am I do that for dinner? It 0:07:28.960 --> 0:07:31.640 doesn't make any sense. It's like she wanted to bring 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:32.960 misery on top of misery. 0:07:33.400 --> 0:07:39.600 Really, Yeah, what's going on between Dylan and Marv? You're 0:07:39.600 --> 0:07:40.840 flipping each other off? Yeah? 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:43.760 Sorry, he said sweet potato like sweet potato pie sucks. 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:46.800 They said sweet. 0:07:46.560 --> 0:07:51.080 Potato fine, yam suck. However, Mark, they're trash. 0:07:51.160 --> 0:07:53.040 They're from the farmer's market and they were trash. 0:07:53.040 --> 0:07:53.680 They were awful. 0:07:53.840 --> 0:07:58.440 Oh no, you got to get it with all like thet. 0:07:58.040 --> 0:07:59.400 Do you ever go to the farmer's market? 0:07:59.520 --> 0:07:59.600 Me? 0:07:59.720 --> 0:08:04.360 Never that bad, Larry, How was your weekend? 0:08:04.400 --> 0:08:09.920 By the way, notre name loss hurt me a little bit. Yeah, 0:08:11.080 --> 0:08:14.800 I'm speaking of speaking of farmers market. As Simon's Columbus 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:18.120 farmers Market right now, the second time I've been here 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:20.880 in my life, and both times I've been talking to 0:08:20.920 --> 0:08:22.040 you from the parking lot. 0:08:23.200 --> 0:08:26.800 And you live the life. That is awesome. What are 0:08:26.840 --> 0:08:27.720 you buying, Larry? 0:08:28.880 --> 0:08:31.440 It's so depressed. Say, this is like the most depressing 0:08:31.480 --> 0:08:36.400 place on earth. It's like tables, like everything three dollars 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:39.400 and you see people sitting back and my wife and 0:08:39.440 --> 0:08:41.760 her sister in law are actually going through looking for stuff, 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:45.800 food and for lunch soon. No, no, we're going to 0:08:45.880 --> 0:08:49.160 lunch soon. I'm allowed to say. This is Jewish deli 0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:50.959 on the end of the Farmer's Market's supposed to be 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:51.440 really good. 0:08:51.840 --> 0:08:55.000 Hell yeah, Larry, Larry, why wouldn't you be able to 0:08:55.040 --> 0:08:55.400 say that? 0:08:57.280 --> 0:08:58.880 I couldn't say a black dealer? 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:03.920 You did say. You did say. 0:09:03.800 --> 0:09:06.040 That, and I got criticized. 0:09:06.320 --> 0:09:11.120 Yes, yes, you were calling out the black dealer as 0:09:11.160 --> 0:09:14.520 if she was up to some stuff. 0:09:14.520 --> 0:09:18.160 We wouldn't let me take a picture of four eight No. 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:19.280 Cameras allowed the table. 0:09:19.360 --> 0:09:23.320 That's any dealer, dude. 0:09:22.559 --> 0:09:25.960 And because it was a black deal I was. 0:09:26.160 --> 0:09:28.080 I would be upset with any dealer who wouldn't let 0:09:28.080 --> 0:09:28.800 me take that picture. 0:09:30.120 --> 0:09:34.800 Happened to be black, Okay, the Jews in your lunch. 0:09:34.800 --> 0:09:37.760 Here we go, Here we go, Here we go, Dylan, 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:39.480 I'll let you start out this week. 0:09:41.520 --> 0:09:43.120 Well quick, can I do a quick recap? 0:09:43.200 --> 0:09:43.320 Then? 0:09:44.679 --> 0:09:46.120 Yeah, I take a vit just brief. 0:09:46.200 --> 0:09:48.400 Well it's not really a thing, go ahead, just a 0:09:48.400 --> 0:09:52.800 couple of points. Iowa under hit again three and one. 0:09:53.320 --> 0:09:54.760 We had one minor hiccup there. 0:09:54.679 --> 0:09:55.200 So here we go. 0:09:55.320 --> 0:09:56.120 That's taking a victory. 0:09:56.160 --> 0:09:58.600 Left go No, I mean, now you are, that's really it. 0:09:58.640 --> 0:10:01.359 Obviously that Parlafe sock got destroyed. 0:10:01.400 --> 0:10:05.200 And uh, I mean we can always mention the Broncos 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:09.640 money line, the Bears getting twelve and a half Giants 0:10:09.640 --> 0:10:11.240 money line. 0:10:11.240 --> 0:10:15.400 I don't really want to relitigate the past, Barley, all right, 0:10:15.440 --> 0:10:16.400 so moving on to this week. 0:10:16.520 --> 0:10:17.280 Okay, thank you? 0:10:18.080 --> 0:10:23.839 Uh college going since the minus two against byu H 0:10:24.040 --> 0:10:27.040 South Carolina plus twelve and a half against Tennessee. I 0:10:27.120 --> 0:10:30.000 like that loan a lot. Actually, I like that line. Okay, 0:10:31.280 --> 0:10:34.640 three units Michigan State Iowa under thirty six and a half. 0:10:34.679 --> 0:10:38.080 Of course I will. I'm staying on that until I 0:10:38.240 --> 0:10:40.160 get sure truly proven. 0:10:39.840 --> 0:10:43.480 Otherwise, Okay, who's taking Old Dominion and who's taking Troy 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:44.839 this weekend? In Betts. 0:10:46.160 --> 0:10:49.200 Aside from me, oh you are not okay, oh yo, 0:10:49.320 --> 0:10:51.120 I'm taking Old Dominion has been good to me. 0:10:51.120 --> 0:10:52.920 This, Okay. I was wondering. I figure we had Old 0:10:52.920 --> 0:10:54.360 Dominion or Troy in here somewhere. 0:10:54.400 --> 0:10:58.200 Yeah, okay, so Odu plus fourteen against Marshall, all right, 0:10:58.280 --> 0:11:00.400 and then Joegias State minus one one and a half 0:11:00.440 --> 0:11:01.400 against Troy. 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:04.079 And you will always go against Troy. All right. 0:11:04.280 --> 0:11:07.760 Here we go with the NFL tonight. The Pack plus 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:10.840 one and a half against the Lions, dog at home 0:11:10.920 --> 0:11:16.120 primetime Division, et cetera. Bears plus three and a half against 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:16.800 the Broncos. 0:11:18.120 --> 0:11:18.560 Wow. 0:11:19.000 --> 0:11:22.680 Yeah, everyone loves the Broncos and I think they're just 0:11:23.679 --> 0:11:25.640 They're equally as shitty. That's game. I'm not even gonna 0:11:25.679 --> 0:11:26.800 watch it, honestly, but. 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:29.960 It's my musty TV of the weekend. 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:32.560 I'll watch it once again. 0:11:33.080 --> 0:11:37.240 Watch I got yeah when they end in a time Yeah, alright, 0:11:37.240 --> 0:11:37.640 what else? 0:11:38.280 --> 0:11:43.360 Commanders plus eight against the Eagles, which is questionable. 0:11:43.880 --> 0:11:46.400 They're gonna get after Sam Hell. 0:11:46.400 --> 0:11:51.640 Yeah, he's been getting dun the Commanders, I mean last week, 0:11:51.920 --> 0:11:54.000 no indication, but they have a little spice still. 0:11:54.000 --> 0:11:55.440 You've got a good d line. They got one of 0:11:55.440 --> 0:11:59.320 the best league. They should be a good team. Got 0:11:59.360 --> 0:12:02.520 a wide receiver, Sam Hell's got to play better. 0:12:02.600 --> 0:12:04.640 The Bills were due to light up someone after kind 0:12:04.640 --> 0:12:06.520 of sucking the first couple of weeks. 0:12:06.760 --> 0:12:07.520 Right, what else do you have? 0:12:08.440 --> 0:12:10.840 The Jets plus nine and a half against the Chiefs. 0:12:11.600 --> 0:12:14.080 I think Zach Wilson at this point, I think is 0:12:14.120 --> 0:12:16.280 like the kid who's just been getting bullied for too 0:12:16.320 --> 0:12:17.960 long and he's gonna do something crazy. 0:12:18.600 --> 0:12:20.240 I have sex with his mom's friend. 0:12:23.480 --> 0:12:27.480 Beforehand, but I think he's honestly been bullied into actually 0:12:27.480 --> 0:12:27.839 playing it. 0:12:27.960 --> 0:12:32.439 What if Taylor Swift all of a sudden says. 0:12:32.520 --> 0:12:34.679 Who's that that blonde hair, blue eyes. 0:12:34.559 --> 0:12:38.480 Jack Wilson and then he's bawling out in front of her? 0:12:39.040 --> 0:12:40.640 Oh how about that? 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:42.400 The whole thing is gonna be like Lords of the 0:12:42.400 --> 0:12:43.880 Fly out there they're all competing. 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:46.080 Just how old is Taylor now? 0:12:46.640 --> 0:12:47.400 Thirty three? 0:12:48.160 --> 0:12:51.160 Well you better figure out that. 0:12:51.200 --> 0:12:55.600 But she doesn't need them? No, no, yeah, Martin. 0:12:55.720 --> 0:12:57.960 You know what, after having kids, I can see why 0:12:58.000 --> 0:12:59.960 you want them, and I can see why you don't 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:01.040 want them. 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:02.200 Yeah, but you're not a woman. 0:13:02.320 --> 0:13:06.080 It's different, Okay, But would you trade your three kids 0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:08.760 to be for Taylor's swift life. 0:13:08.920 --> 0:13:10.000 No way, no chance. 0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:12.120 Not to beat her, but for everything. 0:13:11.720 --> 0:13:15.439 Else, no, no way. Absolutely not really to date her, 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:18.400 no chance, hell no, absolutely not. First off, she ain't 0:13:18.400 --> 0:13:19.080 got no hips. 0:13:19.440 --> 0:13:19.720 She ain't. 0:13:20.360 --> 0:13:23.800 She is pretty mid honestly, honestly being I. 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:25.840 Think childbirth would be really tough on her. 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:27.160 Why did you get broken? 0:13:27.240 --> 0:13:29.800 You got no hips? No hips, Danny, not a one? 0:13:29.960 --> 0:13:32.880 You have child bearing hips? Right? Yeah? They look good. 0:13:33.000 --> 0:13:37.240 Yeah, I look fantastic. Sweep poitated in my fucking life. 0:13:38.559 --> 0:13:43.400 Continue here, So yeah, Jets put significant the Chiefs. I'll 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:45.960 also be the lines aren't all out yet, but I'll 0:13:46.000 --> 0:13:48.560 be taking every under on the Chiefs prop. So Kelsey 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:55.400 receiving receptions, touchdowns, Mahomes under the whole thing, undering the game. Okay, yeah, okay, 0:13:55.800 --> 0:13:57.680 and actually I have those here. I just have the line. 0:13:57.720 --> 0:14:01.560 So Kelsey is seventy one and a half receiving yards yep, 0:14:02.360 --> 0:14:06.680 under six six and a half receptions, Mahomes is to 0:14:06.679 --> 0:14:10.040 seventy eight and a half and under two and a 0:14:10.080 --> 0:14:11.160 half touchdown passes. 0:14:11.360 --> 0:14:12.480 Do we know she's going to. 0:14:12.440 --> 0:14:16.800 The game, they said, apparently that's what Yeah. 0:14:16.840 --> 0:14:20.240 More, Yeah, I'm working there that weekend. So I'm actually 0:14:20.240 --> 0:14:22.880 texting somebody now just to see if they've heard anything, 0:14:23.280 --> 0:14:26.640 because they're trying to get a little insider info. And also, 0:14:26.800 --> 0:14:30.840 my wife said, regarding Travis Kelcey, a beard is literally 0:14:30.880 --> 0:14:32.960 makeup for men, because right now he looks like a 0:14:32.960 --> 0:14:35.160 state trooper and he's got he's got to put the 0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:35.800 beard back. 0:14:35.760 --> 0:14:37.720 With that fade he has like a goddamn state trooper. No, 0:14:37.760 --> 0:14:38.320 he doesn't. 0:14:38.840 --> 0:14:40.960 Well, that fade is from fucking somewhere else. 0:14:41.400 --> 0:14:43.880 From well, him and his brother Jason, they go to 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:45.440 different barbershops. 0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:47.680 Different neighborhood. 0:14:47.680 --> 0:14:49.640 They definitely said at different lunch tables too. 0:14:50.440 --> 0:14:53.320 That is true, all right, anything else there is. 0:14:53.280 --> 0:14:55.080 Getting his cut way uptown. 0:14:56.240 --> 0:15:01.480 With scissors, only Edward scissors. Okay, what else do you have? 0:15:01.560 --> 0:15:05.440 Deal Ravens money line against the Browns plus one thirty 0:15:05.600 --> 0:15:11.520 Ravens is a dog never fails or fails rarely, and 0:15:11.560 --> 0:15:14.040 then dolphins Bill is under fifty four. I'm gonna put 0:15:14.040 --> 0:15:18.360 three units on this too. This is also heavy public 0:15:18.800 --> 0:15:21.360 and I think just after that performance last week, they're 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:23.320 gonna have to chill the fuck out right. 0:15:23.560 --> 0:15:25.920 That brings us to bad Larry who joins us. 0:15:26.720 --> 0:15:28.720 Okay, I didn't do any college games this week. I 0:15:28.760 --> 0:15:34.240 don't know why one unit on these pro games. Detroit 0:15:34.440 --> 0:15:36.400 I had a minus two. I guess I'm only giving 0:15:36.400 --> 0:15:38.520 one and a half since still when already took the backer. 0:15:38.600 --> 0:15:41.760 Yeah, it's one and a half, one and a half. 0:15:41.880 --> 0:15:45.640 Yeah, Buffalo minus three against the Dolphins. 0:15:46.000 --> 0:15:48.920 No, no, it's big Buffalo minus two and a half. 0:15:50.440 --> 0:15:52.560 Okay, Yeah, those are two. 0:15:52.440 --> 0:15:53.360 That are in your favor. 0:15:53.480 --> 0:15:57.000 Yeah, I heard them when you gave him the Dylan Okay, 0:15:57.160 --> 0:16:02.000 looking at my feet here, Dan ball three against the Broncos. 0:16:01.520 --> 0:16:04.040 Plus three and a half on the wrong side of 0:16:04.120 --> 0:16:05.200 every one of them. 0:16:05.280 --> 0:16:08.280 Yeah, Grounds minus three against. 0:16:07.960 --> 0:16:10.600 The raven Yeah, got that one right, okay. 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:12.480 Saints minus three against. 0:16:12.160 --> 0:16:17.440 The Bucks three and a half. Wow, Oh stop stop it. 0:16:17.920 --> 0:16:19.760 You just had four that went your way. 0:16:20.680 --> 0:16:22.880 I know every one of them went my way. Pats, 0:16:23.000 --> 0:16:25.360 I have plus seven against the six and a half. 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:29.080 M okay, and I got the Chiefs minus the nine 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:30.160 and a half against the Jets. 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:31.680 You ain't got that one, right, Okay? 0:16:31.920 --> 0:16:34.520 And then and then uh, I don't like doing this. 0:16:34.680 --> 0:16:37.240 Always give money away when I bet off. But I 0:16:37.360 --> 0:16:39.120 talked to a friend of mine and told me Europe's 0:16:39.120 --> 0:16:41.960 gonna spank us so one unit on Europe to beat 0:16:42.000 --> 0:16:43.360 the Americans in the Ryder Cup. 0:16:43.480 --> 0:16:44.600 Fucking Commy and. 0:16:46.600 --> 0:16:51.000 Top European scorer. Who's our best player, Scotty Seffler or something? 0:16:51.240 --> 0:16:55.280 Jesus, I gotta like Rory better than Scotty, didn't Scotty's 0:16:55.320 --> 0:16:57.040 the number one player in the world. 0:16:58.520 --> 0:17:01.640 Yeah, according to who that. 0:17:01.200 --> 0:17:03.120 Because the Live guys don't play right. 0:17:03.800 --> 0:17:07.720 Brooks is playing, brooks Kepka is in there, definitely in there. Yeah, 0:17:07.760 --> 0:17:10.040 but there's nobody on the Live Tour that is better 0:17:10.080 --> 0:17:10.960 than Scotti Scheffler. 0:17:11.200 --> 0:17:11.720 No chance. 0:17:13.160 --> 0:17:17.080 DJ isn't no beef like Isaiah Thomas. Do they know 0:17:17.280 --> 0:17:18.879 they don't want to play with DJ? How is he 0:17:18.920 --> 0:17:19.760 not on the Rider Cup? 0:17:19.840 --> 0:17:22.640 Did you say Isaiah Thomas Thomas? 0:17:22.720 --> 0:17:23.199 I heard that. 0:17:23.920 --> 0:17:24.879 I don't know much about it. 0:17:24.960 --> 0:17:28.200 It's Justin Thomas, not Isaiah Thomas. 0:17:28.480 --> 0:17:30.920 And trust me, Larry, you'll probably like Justin Thomas better. 0:17:34.280 --> 0:17:36.880 I'm saying it's like Isaiah and the Dream Team that 0:17:36.880 --> 0:17:45.639 how was J Yeah, take the leap with me because 0:17:45.640 --> 0:17:47.040 he's because he's a live goff. 0:17:47.840 --> 0:17:51.359 He hasn't done ship on the liftar because brooks Kepka said, 0:17:51.359 --> 0:17:53.040 the guys on the Live Tour who didn't make the 0:17:53.119 --> 0:17:54.240 Ryder Cup needed. 0:17:54.040 --> 0:17:56.480 To play better, and Brooks won a major this year. 0:17:56.600 --> 0:17:59.160 Yeah, all right, do you have anything else, Larry. 0:17:59.560 --> 0:18:02.040 No, No, they're damn my pixel. Okay, go to your 0:18:02.080 --> 0:18:03.199 book and put them all in. 0:18:03.240 --> 0:18:06.399 That's what I'm telling, Okay, Shaye, don't do that, America, 0:18:06.560 --> 0:18:07.480 Please do not do that. 0:18:08.440 --> 0:18:11.920 I got the Ears plus twelve and a half against TCU. 0:18:12.119 --> 0:18:15.760 Yeah, Notre Dame laying five and a half against Duke uh, 0:18:15.920 --> 0:18:18.600 the Academy minus three and a half against South Florida 0:18:19.600 --> 0:18:24.320 overvalued there. Then I got the Wahoo plus three and 0:18:24.359 --> 0:18:27.280 a half against BC and the Southern miss plus five 0:18:27.320 --> 0:18:30.320 and a half with Oh Frank Gore Junior, and then 0:18:30.400 --> 0:18:34.399 Rangers plus one hundred against Seattle. Big deal, Danny, Big, big, 0:18:34.520 --> 0:18:37.720 big end of the season with Major League Baseball NFL 0:18:38.520 --> 0:18:44.040 Tampa Bay plus three rams laying the one Vikings minus 0:18:44.080 --> 0:18:45.600 four and a half, and I want to add the 0:18:45.680 --> 0:18:48.560 Lions as well minus one and a half. I like 0:18:48.640 --> 0:18:49.240 that game a lot. 0:18:49.840 --> 0:18:51.840 Not touching the Cowboys game. 0:18:51.840 --> 0:18:53.840 No, absolutely not. That's six and a half. First off, 0:18:53.840 --> 0:18:58.520 that's trappiest shit. Yes, that line is yeah, you should everybody, 0:18:58.600 --> 0:19:00.880 but everybody's gonna love to pass there after the performance. 0:19:00.920 --> 0:19:03.280 The Cowboys just put on with the Cardinals. It's trappy 0:19:03.320 --> 0:19:05.320 as fuck. Cowboys might win by. 0:19:05.200 --> 0:19:06.360 Thirty and take it. 0:19:06.600 --> 0:19:09.439 No, no, absolutely not. No, I'm not touching that shit. No, 0:19:11.119 --> 0:19:12.440 rather digest glass, Dylan. 0:19:12.440 --> 0:19:13.720