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Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today, and

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do something different here as far as the

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Speaker 1: subject goes, I want Carla to read it, because nobody

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Speaker 1: says this like Carla says this. All right, today's subject

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Speaker 1: is thank you, Shirley. Keep your ass off my booty, Carla,

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Speaker 1: one more time, Carla, come on. Today's subject strawberry lettic.

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Speaker 1: Keep your eyes off booty. Nobody says booty like Carlo.

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Speaker 1: All right, right now though you're welcome girl, uh nephew

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Speaker 1: in the building right now with today's praying phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got for is enough? Poop your brakes, poop

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Speaker 1: yo brakes. Happy, Okay, pump your brakes. Let's go dog. Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Natalie please yeah, Mrs Natalie Natalie.

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Speaker 1: How you doing. My name is Darren. I'm with the

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Speaker 1: Homeowners Association. Okay, hey dad, how you doing? Listen? Um,

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Speaker 1: we got a we got a bit of a problem

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Speaker 1: if you don't mind me asking who's who? Who actually

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Speaker 1: brings your kids home from school? Uh? Each day? Oh,

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Speaker 1: my mom gets my kids for me and she dropped

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Speaker 1: them off. Okay, Okay, okay, Well, we have a we

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Speaker 1: have a bit of a problem. The kids are fine,

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Speaker 1: there's there's no issue with the kids at all. But

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Speaker 1: you know, we've had a meeting here at the h

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Speaker 1: o A. We've been getting some complaints. Uh. It seems

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Speaker 1: like your mother is is uh really speeding down the

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Speaker 1: street real fast, and you know everyone's complaining about it

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Speaker 1: that you know, it's a lot of kids walking home

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Speaker 1: from school and it seems like your mom is driving

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Speaker 1: real fast when she's coming down the street, but to

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Speaker 1: drop your kids off. Did you know anything about this? Uh? No,

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Speaker 1: not at all. That does leave it sound like her Okay,

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Speaker 1: what type of card? Uh? Let me ask you this, Natalie.

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Speaker 1: We're we're we're from what I understand, it is a

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Speaker 1: what kind of car does your mom had? Is a

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Speaker 1: board escape or something like that? A little suv? Does

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Speaker 1: that what your mom has? Yeah? She has a little

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Speaker 1: red stuv? Okay, alright, So the problem is that that

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Speaker 1: that's the same car, that's the one we're talking about.

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Speaker 1: And it seems like, you know, your mother is is

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Speaker 1: flying down the street and she drops the kids off,

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Speaker 1: and when she leaves, she's flying back out of the

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Speaker 1: neighborhood and a couple of times some of the neighbors

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Speaker 1: have told her to slow down. And you know, I

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Speaker 1: don't know if she's clicked them off or set something

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Speaker 1: out the window, you know, but you know this is

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Speaker 1: stuff that we just cannot tolerate. Huh. Well it really

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Speaker 1: doesn't sound like my mom. But you know, okay, you

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Speaker 1: know what, Natalie, What what we're not gonna do is

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Speaker 1: what you're not gonna do is act like it's not

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Speaker 1: your mama. It's your mother that's doing this. So what

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Speaker 1: we need you to do is tell your mama to

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Speaker 1: slow up down so we don't ask problems, all right,

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Speaker 1: because I tried to be nice with you at first.

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Speaker 1: But if you're gonna be a denial, I think it's

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Speaker 1: not your mama, then we got an issue. First of all,

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Speaker 1: Darren from h O A, I need you to watch

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Speaker 1: your tales and who you're talking to, all right. I

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Speaker 1: need you to calm that all the way down. All right.

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Speaker 1: You need to slow your damn mama down. That's what

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Speaker 1: you need to do. Slow your mama. The way she's

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Speaker 1: driving to do is stand in the middle of the

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Speaker 1: street and she flying down. It's hopefully she can knock

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Speaker 1: you out the way. Okay, don't talk to me like that.

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Speaker 1: You've been ruined it respectful, I would ask her at

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Speaker 1: this time because I don't think it's tired. But you're

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Speaker 1: not gonna talk to me like that. Okay, So your

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Speaker 1: mama can just dry down the streets she want to do.

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Speaker 1: Ima could do whatever she want to do. She'll do.

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Speaker 1: She can't do it in the neighborhood that I'm a

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Speaker 1: So I don't know whatever your mama arrested with your

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Speaker 1: kids in the car. If I got to, I wish

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Speaker 1: you would. I wish you would have my mama arrested

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Speaker 1: with my kids in the car. You're gonna have more

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Speaker 1: problems than you ever had. Okay, you bet not have

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Speaker 1: my mama arrested. You're gonna get arrested and you're gonna

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Speaker 1: be sent to the hospital. How about that. Okay, let

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Speaker 1: me tell yourself to tell your mama, so slow down

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Speaker 1: beneath streets. This is the last one. And I'm giving

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Speaker 1: y'all this the last one. Well, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: You ain't got to get no one and say okay,

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Speaker 1: we should have a real conversation about it. We can

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Speaker 1: meet and talk about it. She's gonna talk to me

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Speaker 1: like that, say you and I ain't telling my mama nothing.

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Speaker 1: I ain't telling that a small own thing. Not that

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Speaker 1: what you're gonna do? What's your mom to dad? That

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Speaker 1: lets meet about it? And And I'm not bringing my husband too,

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Speaker 1: says you've got so much to say, you don't say.

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Speaker 1: I don't want you to kiss that same energy. Okay

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Speaker 1: with my husband. I want you to talk to him

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Speaker 1: like you're talking to me. I literally tell you something.

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Speaker 1: I ain't worry about your husband and none of that.

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Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna say I'm gonna say this right here.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this right here. Tommy is the one

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Speaker 1: that told us that your mama was spending on the street.

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Speaker 1: Commedy one said it, Tommy, what every Tommy? Tommy said,

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Speaker 1: Your mamma was the one running up and down the

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Speaker 1: street fast going part to pick the mill and out.

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Speaker 1: Tommedy one said that, I don't know who timmy shoes,

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Speaker 1: but Tommy can kiss me. You can kiss my, and

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Speaker 1: any other neighbors who got something to say about my

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Speaker 1: mama can kiss mine. How about that gonna shot it.

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Speaker 1: Gree me and shoot this? Do you little Matthew Tommy

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Speaker 1: from Steve Harvey Morning Show? Do you stop get me?

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Speaker 1: How are you going through? My god like on the

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Speaker 1: phone talking questions to me about to get you up? Brother?

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Speaker 1: Let you tell me you're to the Darius got me

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Speaker 1: to play fall call you baby always going down? It

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Speaker 1: is going dad, Okay, back is a real mother. You know.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm getting back. Man. I like my mama to

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Speaker 1: me like that. You stop me? You got me? Everybody

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Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening to the same Harday morning show.