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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that wants to get fit for

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Speaker 1: the new year, but his invention of a sushi conveyor

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Speaker 1: belt around a peloton just isn't helping.

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Speaker 2: So good though delicious, it's.

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Speaker 1: A laser story. It's the segment wary read weird news

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Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 1: we've got a laser. There's other Sashimi Weeni's just done

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Speaker 1: his first laser stories. Out of Scotland. A guy in

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Speaker 1: his thirties was recently driving on a Scottish highway when

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Speaker 1: he had to sneeze, and he decided he would try

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Speaker 1: to hold it in because it's not a good idea

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Speaker 1: to hold to sneeze it. But if you know, if

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Speaker 1: you sneeze, you close your eyes for a second. And

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Speaker 1: he's driving fast on the freeway with lots of cars around.

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Speaker 1: Didn't want to skin.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you can try to stop it.

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Speaker 3: I've driven in Scotland and I swear to God the

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Speaker 3: roads are three feet across. It is the scariest, wow,

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Speaker 3: scariest experience.

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Speaker 1: He closed his mouth and pinched his nose, but still

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Speaker 1: sneezed and he ended up tearing a hole in his throat.

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Speaker 2: That could happen.

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Speaker 1: He showed up at a hospital in severe pain and

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Speaker 1: a scan showed a two millimeter tear in his windpipe.

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Speaker 1: The technical term for it is spontaneous tracheal perforation.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm glad to close his eyes. I've heard

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Speaker 3: your eyeballs can pop out of your head.

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Speaker 2: You do it with your eyes open.

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Speaker 1: We should try it for a video, broken Jeffrey, but

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Speaker 1: this rarely happens that way. Doctors could only find a

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Speaker 1: handful of pieces where you tear your throat from sneezing.

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Speaker 2: So he's like, I'm the lucky one.

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Speaker 1: Thankfully he is okay and didn't even need surgery for it.

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Speaker 1: They just gave him some painkillers and put a large

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Speaker 1: band aid over it, and the tear should heal itself

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Speaker 1: within a few weeks.

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Speaker 2: This is your worst nightmare, jeff If you tore your.

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Speaker 1: Throat, your whole career is over.

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Speaker 2: Oh please, all his recreation is over to.

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Speaker 1: Actually, I kind of want to do it, experts do.

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Speaker 1: The story teaches people they should never try to hold

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Speaker 1: in a sneeze like that. If you plug your nose,

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Speaker 1: the pressure in your upper airway can be twenty times.

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Speaker 2: What it normally makes fly man, it feels so.

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Speaker 1: Good to stay. It can also cause ruptured ear drums,

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Speaker 1: broken ribs, or even an aneurysm.

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Speaker 2: Wow, oh my god. Okay, so lucky he's alive.

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Speaker 1: Sneeze, just let it out this next laser stories out

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Speaker 1: of Beauty Headquarters. I haven't been here, so forest shoppers

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Speaker 1: everywhere are warning others against buying the soul Dejanio Delicia

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Speaker 1: drenched body Butter.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The body butter though not doing good, not because of

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Speaker 1: a bad skin reaction. Apparently it attracts wolf spiders. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god.

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Speaker 2: These golf spiders are hairy.

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Speaker 1: And that's the rumor of it. And it all began

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Speaker 1: with a review saying I wanted to love this lotion

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Speaker 1: so bad, but when I put it on, instantly a

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Speaker 1: large brown, hairy spiders showed.

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Speaker 3: You.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I'm worried. This is the one I house.

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Speaker 1: It keeps going. I thought it was a coincidence. Then

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Speaker 1: it kept happening. I stopped using the lotion and haven't

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Speaker 1: seen one since, and the hor didn't stop. There More

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Speaker 1: reviewers weighed in, saying I like the smell in consistency. However,

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Speaker 1: every time I've worn this, I've known as spiders.

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Speaker 2: You guys do wild? Wait?

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Speaker 3: Are spiders that well moisturized? Like rubbing it on all

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Speaker 3: eight of their hands?

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Speaker 1: Another said that she had to call multiple people because

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Speaker 1: she can't even sleep in her own house anymore. There's

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Speaker 1: really literally a family of wolf spiders living in every

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Speaker 1: single room since she bought that lotion.

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Speaker 2: Girl, throw it out. I know, you guys, it's so expensive,

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Speaker 2: you don't understand.

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Speaker 3: Is like fifty dollars, so that you're pissed that the

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Speaker 3: wolf spiders would try to see that.

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Speaker 1: She's like wow, or just busted out for Halloween when

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Speaker 1: you need to deck. So why is this happening? There's

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Speaker 1: a theory that the lotion works just like the pheromones

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Speaker 1: of the spider, and it's basically signaling sexual communication. They're

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Speaker 1: not just spiders, they're spiders. Better down, so.

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Speaker 3: I'm not attractive to other humans, but spiders want you bet?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, spiders weaved a web into an eggplant.

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Speaker 1: As for Sephora's take, they say it's a rumor based

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Speaker 1: on one review and the story is totally made up.

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Speaker 1: But there was an investigation on the Sephora subreddit of

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Speaker 1: people who claim they applied a sample of the lotion

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Speaker 1: on a piece of tissue, and according to them, it

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Speaker 1: attracted eight spiders in a single day.

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Speaker 3: Say spiders was so thirsty.

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of the impossible world

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Speaker 1: of possibilities.

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Speaker 2: Confused, let's go.

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Speaker 1: There's basically a Guinness World's Record for everything. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: I say that because the organization keeps a database of

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Speaker 1: more than forty thousand feets and a popular publication just

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Speaker 1: put together a list of the oddest ones from this

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Speaker 1: past year, the ones that were set last to your

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Speaker 1: number five longest distance full body burn run without oxygen.

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Speaker 2: What does that even mean? I don't like that.

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Speaker 1: That's basically running on fire and you don't have an

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Speaker 1: oxygen tank or anything to go How long?

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Speaker 2: How long?

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Speaker 1: So there's the guy doing it.

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Speaker 2: I thought you were talking about running over coals or something.

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Speaker 2: This guy is on fire.

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Speaker 1: Set you on fire. The record is two hundred and

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Speaker 1: seventy two point twenty five meters or just over eight

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Speaker 1: hundred and ninety three feet.

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Speaker 2: That's the only way some people would run. This is

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Speaker 2: the opposite to stop dropping roll.

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Speaker 1: It's like, get up and run as fast. Number four,

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Speaker 1: longest tongue on a living dog on a dog.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm glad it's not a dead dog. That would

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Speaker 2: be a sadder picture that you're about to pass around.

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Speaker 1: The record is thirteen point nine centimeters, which is almost

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Speaker 1: five and a half inches long long. You see the photo,

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Speaker 1: it just flops out of it.

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Speaker 2: It's like, I don't like that. It's like double his mouth, like, yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's kind of freaky.

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Speaker 1: The third weirdest Guinness record achieved last year most magic

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Speaker 1: tricks performed underwater in three minutes, but.

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Speaker 2: In hoppey practice for the video Waterproof.

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Speaker 1: Not just all card tricks. The bunny out of the

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Speaker 1: hat trick is really sad when the new record was

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Speaker 1: thirty eight tricks performed in under three minutes by a

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Speaker 1: thirteen year old girl was also an avid scuba diver.

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Speaker 2: That makes it better. It's not like a fifty year

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Speaker 2: old man. It's so weird that it's the new record.

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Speaker 2: There was a previous.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Second on the list is a fastest five meters on

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Speaker 1: a scooter by a parent parrot set by a parent

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Speaker 1: named Chico who lives in Bulgaria.

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Speaker 2: It's a little scooter that's a side.

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Speaker 1: Like a little handle where his beat can clamp on too.

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Speaker 2: That's so cute.

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Speaker 1: So he lives in Bulgaria. His record is fourteen point

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Speaker 1: six seconds on the scooter going almost sixteen feet. And finally,

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Speaker 1: I know I failed the Caprice on record years ago

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Speaker 1: over a technicality, but I plan to go down in

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Speaker 1: history after I break this new one.

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Speaker 2: Okay, do we have a new one?

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Speaker 1: Fastest time to assemble a mister potato head while blindfolded?

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Speaker 2: Do you have to put everything in the right place?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: They all have to go in the face and the

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Speaker 1: record is eleven point five seconds to complete.

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Speaker 2: Shown that second. If you practice, I think you could.

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Speaker 1: I don't need to practice. I have an advantage.

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Speaker 2: Oh what is that?

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Speaker 1: I have been blindfolded many many times before, mostly by

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Speaker 1: this gap suck, who also set a new record last

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Speaker 1: year most thrusts in a bagel factory. Why did he

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Speaker 1: do it?

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm not sure. We go with the shoe,

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Speaker 2: can something?

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Speaker 1: The proof that sound means laser stories has come to

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Speaker 1: an end for the day. We'll do it again the

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Speaker 1: same time on Friday.

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning