Speaker 1: I say it all the time. My mouth is my
Speaker 1: biggest attribute, but it's also my biggest detriment. And I
Speaker 1: got I'm like Charles Barklay, I say how I feel.
Speaker 2: Okay, so do it in your Charles Bunkley voice.
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, limitated something, hearn it. I've said
Speaker 1: many times. First of limitedd something. Kobe Bryant one of
Speaker 1: the greatest athletes, very athletic. I remember one time. Let
Speaker 1: me tell you real quick. I'm sitting at home one
Speaker 1: day and I'm watching Inside the NBA on TNT. I
Speaker 1: had already done this little thing on Sports Center. I
Speaker 1: didn't know that it was gonna be EJ's Staturday Night.
Speaker 1: And when I say I love Inside the religiously, so
Speaker 1: I'm watching, they cut to my clip and then Barkley responds,
Speaker 1: that's very impressive. I thought that was very I'm losing
Speaker 1: it because I'm like, I know, I know Shaq, I've
Speaker 1: met Kenny, but Barkley know who I am. So then
Speaker 1: there's this other time I'm watching the show and I'm
Speaker 1: not lying this. Barkley wanted to say opinion, and he
Speaker 1: said open and I was trying to text Shack. It's
Speaker 1: like you gotta call him out on that. First of all,
Speaker 1: it's my oping that I think Lebron j and then
Speaker 1: he adds syllables athlete is athlete. One of the greatest
Speaker 1: players to ever play the game. I think it's interesting
Speaker 1: as interest period.
Speaker 2: My favorite Gearge Bucket impression was when I think you
Speaker 2: did that one of the Shack All Star Comedy.
Speaker 1: James Christopa Kreme is. First of all, you're gonna play.
Speaker 1: You got the football. It's like a chrispa Kreme. Don't
Speaker 1: know this round for the point points fifty points because
Speaker 1: you got to play. You know the thing that I
Speaker 1: always love about Bargainy, he starts to make a point
Speaker 1: and before he finish it go somewhere else. Yes, let
Speaker 1: me tell you something about First of all, finish don't
Speaker 1: play no defense. And when you talk about players, the referees,
Speaker 1: they gotta do a better job because I'm gonna tell
Speaker 1: you some shaq no Ernie Kennet when I played, If
Speaker 1: you're gonna dominate, you can't put it on the coaches
Speaker 1: because you gotta go out there play. First of all,
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan was the only player that.
Speaker 2: I knew like finish bro I'll be saying the same day,
Speaker 2: and then when I start to finish your point, then
Speaker 2: this month interrupt me, and then they be in my
Speaker 2: ear talking about you got fifty second less so and.
Speaker 1: Then I got to say something crazy on that segment
Speaker 1: with the one, two three back to one that was
Speaker 1: a killer beg to.
Speaker 2: Being misundersht Why do you think people think you're misunderst.
Speaker 1: Because I say things like this? And I remember one
Speaker 1: time I was watching the show and they had Jay
Speaker 1: Farrell and Keenan Thompson on, and Keenan was doing Barkley
Speaker 1: and Jay was doing You. And listen, I know that
Speaker 1: as a host of a show, they're your guests that
Speaker 1: come on, so you have to be cordial. You have
Speaker 1: to be nice and respectful, and you have to kind
Speaker 1: of play the game a little bit. But I'm sitting
Speaker 1: here watching it's going. I know that the Barkley impression
Speaker 1: it ain't good, but Charles's got to act like it is.
Speaker 1: I know when Jay Farrell does You, he exaggerates the
Speaker 1: face and caw and I know it's garbage, so I
Speaker 1: will say it's gobbage. But when something is great, I
Speaker 1: give it the flowers too, like people all go aries
Speaker 1: do your Denzel and I say, I stopped doing Denzel
Speaker 1: because the Sea King. I don't know if you know
Speaker 1: who c King is, no brother out of Harlem. And
Speaker 1: I tell you this, Yeah I saw him. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: he's good, kills it more than the guys that do
Speaker 1: it like me, Pharaoh, Dean Edwards, Reggie redg He's hands
Speaker 1: down the best. So when something is good, I give
Speaker 1: it it's flowers. But when it's garbage, I say it's garbage.
Speaker 2: So it sounds to me that you're very competitive all them. Okay,
Speaker 2: so all right, so who's the best impression? Is you? Godfrey?
Speaker 2: You and Godfrey? Who's better?
Speaker 1: You know, it's hard, it's hard to answer that because
Speaker 1: we all do other people we can't.
Speaker 2: No answer the questions.
Speaker 3: Well then me, I'm say me, okay, here's here's what
Speaker 3: I love.
Speaker 1: And and for people that'll go all you just you know,
Speaker 1: being cocky on yourself or whatever. Dude, I love. When
Speaker 1: I saw drink Champs and Noriega couldn't even get the
Speaker 1: question out of his mouth when he said who does
Speaker 1: the best, and you said airy spears. You immediately went
Speaker 1: to airy spears. And I tell people doing impressions is
Speaker 1: like being a singer. You have to have ear for
Speaker 1: tone inflection. You're hitting the note. You got to be
Speaker 1: in key. So when I say shack, I go, Shaq
Speaker 1: is breathy, He's basic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's not why I say you're the best.
Speaker 2: I say you're the best because you was doing it
Speaker 2: back when I was playing for the Lakers, back when
Speaker 2: we was getting swept and you started at the cross.
Speaker 2: I think now everybody that does.
Speaker 3: It, Yeah, it does the cross side thing.
Speaker 2: So I know where that came from.
Speaker 1: And I remember when I saw you say on TNT,
Speaker 1: I'm not cross outed cross well comedy, you exaggerate a
Speaker 1: little bit. I'm not good. Look, I'm not cross either.
Speaker 1: What he talked about. If you catch that the right time,
Speaker 1: it's leaning back. It's got some fat Joe to it.
Speaker 1: It leaned back.
Speaker 3: But like I said, when you when you hear it,
Speaker 3: it's like a as long as.
Speaker 4: I scored twent in air tear and I'm gonna dominate
Speaker 4: twenty air ten. You get a ball to Pricker Rigger says,
Speaker 4: I was not game. You give it the im an
Speaker 4: give it to b Shaw. I'm gonna get the code.
Speaker 4: You're gonna do the day, Chubby, you ain't never scored
Speaker 4: twenty eight ten. If you go twenty eight ten and
Speaker 4: you're dominant.
Speaker 2: I asked God for you this because he does a
Speaker 2: lot of impressions. How many impressions can you do? And
Speaker 2: how did you start doing impressions?
Speaker 1: I probably counted, like, I don't know, close to thirty
Speaker 1: and then impressions was the first thing I did. But
Speaker 1: I didn't want to be known as a one trick pony.
Speaker 1: So I wanted to make sure that, yeah, I could
Speaker 1: do impressions, but for me, impressions it is like duncan.
Speaker 1: Don't think that's all I can do, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I can write a joke, I can tell stories.
Speaker 1: I could get political, you know that. I wanted to
Speaker 1: show people there was other facets to my game, you know,
Speaker 1: And I say this too, this dude's in this game
Speaker 1: who do incredible impressions.
Speaker 3: But the material or vice versa. I didn't say no name.
Speaker 3: I didn't say no name. I'm gonna let you. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna let you decide who you think that is.
Speaker 1: But when you get married to two, come on, man, now,
Speaker 1: why am I wrong for saying that?
Speaker 2: You're not wrong? I'm just saying that we live in
Speaker 2: the town to where Listen, if you say what you
Speaker 2: said around a couple of people, cool, but you airy
Speaker 2: spirits don't. If you say your talented say it again
Speaker 2: what you said.
Speaker 3: Your talent doesn't match your arrogance.
Speaker 2: If you do that, bro, actually gonna go twenty million
Speaker 2: people and it's gonna get back there. You ever heard
Speaker 2: the saying, if we're at a table, areas ain't black.
Speaker 2: But like, if we're sitting at the table with twelve people,
Speaker 2: by the time we get back to you, arias don't
Speaker 2: like black girls, like right, So when when you say
Speaker 2: it gets amplified he said, he said, you know what
Speaker 2: he said.
Speaker 1: But because it's me saying it, it gets amplified. When really,
Speaker 1: if you stop and really listen to what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: you're taking saying anything that's not accurate.
Speaker 2: You take the shots at people, don't you get.
Speaker 3: Oh, man, come on, man, come on man.
Speaker 1: So you mean to tell me there they have been
Speaker 1: guys in the league. Oh a little bit extra step
Speaker 1: pep and they step and you go that.
Speaker 3: Ain't you hold on? I talk about Simmons entered the chat.
Speaker 2: I talk about Rudy Gobert all the time. You know,
Speaker 2: what people tell me you hating.
Speaker 1: I remember this, Javel McGee, Rudy Gobert, uh you, Dwight Howard,
Speaker 1: when you were saying he was the fake Superman.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, I said, well, you didn't.
Speaker 3: Say he was the fake Superman. You're the real Superman.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't have to say that. It's only real.
Speaker 3: So when you stop and think about it, shocked me.
Speaker 3: And you are to say, I.
Speaker 2: Know that's what That's what I'm trying to tell you,
Speaker 2: all right, Yeah, that's what I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 2: What I'm trying to tell you.
Speaker 1: Like we say, people just I got in trouble for
Speaker 1: saying Joel embiid sounds mildly when I played with the ball,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dominate with the ball, shack saying I need
Speaker 1: to work more on my post game.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 3: Beat seems mildly.
Speaker 1: McDonald's as long as I dominated, I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 1: the ball.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: One of the other impressions I just did on my podcast,
Speaker 1: Shaquille on there said I need to be more dominant
Speaker 1: than in the paint, and I know I gotta do
Speaker 1: more posts and not just relund the three.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, anybody seeing my helmet?
Speaker 2: Hollo Goffrey, I'm calling you out?
Speaker 3: Have you you know Shaq? When I played the game,
Speaker 3: I was dominated with all the other centers.
Speaker 1: People noticed that my two front teeth looked like Beverly
Speaker 1: Hills mansion doors.
Speaker 3: And like I said, mcgoffrey, here's Steve, Here's Steve Harvey.
Speaker 3: But I'll go I've seen Keenan Thompson on SNL. Try
Speaker 3: and do Goffrey, I mean trying to do Steve. And
Speaker 3: in comparison to gobbage, which one? Uh goriel No, Keenan
Speaker 3: Steve Harvey. He's trying to do Steve Harvey.
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Speaker 3: Oh god, what would what would?
Speaker 2: Nuts?
Speaker 3: Terrible?
Speaker 2: Is terrible, not acceptable.
Speaker 3: Gobbage is gobbage from.
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