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Speaker 1: M all right, all right, this is the I Am

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Speaker 1: Rappapor podcast coming live from the Gloom Tomb. All right,

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Speaker 1: this is a Friday five minutes of funk freestyle. But

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a little bit more than five minutes.

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Speaker 1: I feel it because because there's so much, so much

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Speaker 1: to talk about, so much to talk about. I got

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Speaker 1: a I gotta fucking eleven page manifesto were sent to

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Speaker 1: me by somebody on the Internet who said that uh,

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Speaker 1: me and Gimo, Nettie and the whole wrap a pack

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Speaker 1: croup crew, all of us were insensitive and uneducated fox.

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Speaker 1: That was a word that was using, your uneducated Fox.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if they were actually calling me an

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Speaker 1: uneducated fuck or they were mocking me, because that's sometimes

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Speaker 1: the way I speak, but they of the things they

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Speaker 1: said that I was an underaged Me and g Moody

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Speaker 1: weren't uneducated Fox. And they sent me in a Levin

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Speaker 1: page fucking manifesto about the the the rights and wrongs

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Speaker 1: things you could say, not say, terms fucking cheat sheet,

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Speaker 1: basically a Levin page cheat sheet on dealing with the gay, lesbian,

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Speaker 1: transgender community. And I'm gonna read that off to you people,

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Speaker 1: because I feel like it's my obligation to do so,

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Speaker 1: to educate myself, even though I was called an uneducated

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Speaker 1: fuck by this by this person who who's not included

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Speaker 1: in the wrapper pack. For those you who don't know, Uh,

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Speaker 1: the wrapper pack is the people who are fucking crazy

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Speaker 1: enough to be listening to the Iron Rapports podcast, which

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Speaker 1: happens to be a worldwide fucking phenomenon. Okay, so we're

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Speaker 1: gonna get to that. I wanted to. I've been asked

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Speaker 1: a lot about my nephew Duncan, who has made uh

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Speaker 1: some classic appearances on this show, the Iron Rappport podcast.

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Speaker 1: He's uh he loves hip hop, uh and you know,

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Speaker 1: he's been on the podcast a bunch of times. But

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Speaker 1: apparently my my nephew Duncan, who's twelve, might be thirteen,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I think he's twelve. He got his

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Speaker 1: phone taken away indefinitely because this fucking kid, uh was caught,

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Speaker 1: that he admitted to trying to smoke herbs. Okay, now

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Speaker 1: this is how fucking dumb these kids are. He he thought,

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Speaker 1: Him and his friend, I don't know, like sesame herbs

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Speaker 1: I don't fact check here. I'm just I'm going with

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Speaker 1: the He tried to smoke herbs like a fucking dumbass,

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Speaker 1: So it does of you who love Duncan like I do,

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Speaker 1: and who love him. He's a he's a fixture of

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Speaker 1: the Iron Rapports podcast. He's got his phone taken away,

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Speaker 1: and definitely he's leaving me voicemails because he's able to

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Speaker 1: get his phone for like an hour on the weekend

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Speaker 1: to call, you know, his family. But but other than that,

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Speaker 1: he's shut down. He got shut down for smoking herbs.

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Speaker 1: So that's what's going on with with him. And uh,

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Speaker 1: you know my mom, my mom, she's injured, got kicked

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Speaker 1: kind of ship, you know. So so you know, me

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Speaker 1: well then we'll shoot the fucking thing. You know, how,

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Speaker 1: I'm crazy. This this this this fucking you got these

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Speaker 1: And you know I was taking care of properly. But dogs,

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Speaker 1: He was a freak uh chocolate lab, Frankie the fucking dog.

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Speaker 1: If the ship hits the fan and the dog got

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Speaker 1: god forbid, well my kids are big now, they're fucking

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Speaker 1: they're huge, but it tried to attack them when they

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Speaker 1: I know that sounds crazy if you got in a

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Speaker 1: get the Union back. See I threw that in it.

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Speaker 1: That was a quote from halfa Jack Nicholson armand of Sante.

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Speaker 1: One of my favorite quotes. Armanda Sante says, what are

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Speaker 1: that mean? He said, I'm gonna do what I gotta

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Speaker 1: do to get the Union back. That's a fucking segue

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Speaker 1: of his great dog, Wheezy, that I got from a

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Speaker 1: ain't doing ship to me, Wheezy. But I love Weezy.

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Speaker 1: He's fucking great and um, but one time I was

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Speaker 1: And then a week and a half later was Easter,

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Speaker 1: But it wasn't that like some kind of freaky ships easter, right,

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Speaker 1: a shitty day. He goes, Mike, fucking love you on

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Speaker 1: the wrap up show. You gotta take those motherfucker's down.

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Speaker 1: Next year, and I said, thank you very much. I've

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Speaker 1: been having a bad day, which brings me to this

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Speaker 1: fucking podcast. I want to let you fucking guys, No, okay, Matt, Barry, Gary,

426
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,240
Speaker 1: the whole, fucking, the whole lot of you. I'm coming

427
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:13,639
Speaker 1: for you to fuck you down, to bury you, Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm coming after you. I'm gonna get each one of

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Speaker 1: you week by week and fuck you. Okay. I'm gonna

430
00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:23,679
Speaker 1: be like I'm gonna be like that enema. Okay, I'm

431
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:27,040
Speaker 1: gonna be like a fucking enema in your ass every

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Speaker 1: fucking Sunday. If I play you on a Monday, I'm

433
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,639
Speaker 1: gonna be like a fucking enema in your ass on

434
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Speaker 1: a Monday night football game. If I play on a Thursday,

435
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Speaker 1: I'm that fucking enema. I'm coming, Okay, Rappaport's delight, a

436
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Speaker 1: k A. There will be blood is coming. No one

437
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Speaker 1: else is thinking about fantasy football in the beginning of June, okay,

438
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,840
Speaker 1: no one else is going through stats, and I do

439
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Speaker 1: fact check for fantasy football. I am preparing, and my

440
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:58,240
Speaker 1: son and his friend they are preparing. We are coming

441
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Speaker 1: to fuck you up. And and the the add thing

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00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,120
Speaker 1: about the stern Show league. And I said this before

443
00:23:03,119 --> 00:23:06,160
Speaker 1: and I'll say it again until until Shamee pushes them

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00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:09,040
Speaker 1: to try to do something better. The pot, the the

445
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:12,159
Speaker 1: amount of money that we play for, six hundred fucking

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00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:15,840
Speaker 1: measy league dollars. The Howard Stern Wrap Up Show Fantasy

447
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Speaker 1: Football League. They can only put together a six hundred

448
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Speaker 1: dollar pot, and that's because each one of us put

449
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Speaker 1: in a hundred dollars. And I was asked by two

450
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Speaker 1: people to fucking people, yo, you want to get in

451
00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 1: this league. It's big steaks. And first I was like yeah.

452
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Speaker 1: Then I said no, no, no, no, I can't do it.

453
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Speaker 1: And it's not about winning or losing. It's that the

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Speaker 1: emotional commitment, the the the the the amount of time

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Speaker 1: and emotion that I put into focusing on trying to

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Speaker 1: fuck every single one of the motherfucker's in the Howard

457
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Speaker 1: Stern Fantasy Football League is too important to me. And

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Speaker 1: I feel like if I can't give that emotional commitment

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Speaker 1: to be that fucking enema, Okay, to be that fucking

460
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Speaker 1: colonoscopy every time you play me, your motherfucker, because you're

461
00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:03,040
Speaker 1: gonna know that I am that colonoscopy that you have

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Speaker 1: to wake up and go to early in the fucking morning. Okay,

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Speaker 1: live it, think about it, breathe it. Okay. I Am

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Speaker 1: rapp Report A K A. There will be blood And

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Speaker 1: you say, wait, will there will be blood? Were they

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Speaker 1: gonna bleed out of their head? No? Use your imagination,

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Speaker 1: there's other holes they might bleed out of it. See

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Speaker 1: we are not passionate about four hundred and all right,

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Speaker 1: just the Iron WRAPPP podcast. I'm flying solo. My man G.

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Speaker 1: Moody is not with me. Nobody's with me. I'm in here,

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Speaker 1: going going for self, doing it, doing the damn thing

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Speaker 1: alone in the gloom to m crazy week, good week.

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Speaker 1: Uh you know, big big things going on. NBA Finals

488
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 1: have finally fucking started. Okay, but we're gonna discuss that.

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Speaker 1: At another time, I said, I got this eleven page

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Speaker 1: fucking manifesto. You could get it go to I'll post

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Speaker 1: it when I when I when this comes out, I'll

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Speaker 1: post it something I don't even gonna give these fuckers. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: somebody fucking made it a leven p eleven page manifesto

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Speaker 1: and the title is how to talk about Caitlin Jenner,

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00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:11,160
Speaker 1: a guy to speaking and write about writing about transgender people. Now,

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Speaker 1: when the fucking when the Jews were freed by Nazi Germany,

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Speaker 1: bye bye by the Nazis, they didn't they didn't have

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Speaker 1: a fucking eleven page manifesto to how to talk to

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Speaker 1: the Jews after the fucking monstrosities and atrocities they went through. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I just want to say that when when when when

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Speaker 1: black men are being kicked in the face by by

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Speaker 1: a certain faction of uh, you know, the police, like

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Speaker 1: like a day at the beach, they don't have a

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Speaker 1: fucking eleven page manifesto on how to talk about that,

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Speaker 1: all right? When when when a when a guy goes

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Speaker 1: to jail for for rape for nineteen years and then

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00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:58,080
Speaker 1: he's proven innocent and comes out of jail, that's somebody

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Speaker 1: you should that should have a manifest how to talk

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Speaker 1: to a person like that that's going through a major

510
00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,840
Speaker 1: fucking trauma. Do you get what I'm saying, that's that's

511
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,359
Speaker 1: going through a major thing. A person who's put in

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Speaker 1: jail for twenty three years. They're given tons of money,

513
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 1: but but how do you talk to them? I don't

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Speaker 1: see any manifestoes on dealing with with people that have

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00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:19,440
Speaker 1: been through that, or or or or or an innocent

516
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,520
Speaker 1: person who is beaten, beaten and get the ship beating

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Speaker 1: out of him by by a police officer. And I'm

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00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 1: not this is not I want to make sure you

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00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 1: guys know, you know the Iron Rapport podcast me Michael

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00:27:30,119 --> 00:27:33,440
Speaker 1: Rapport support the police. It is a tough job. I'm

521
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 1: not police bashing, but we all know there are some policemen,

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Speaker 1: just like there are some actors, there are some basketball players,

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00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:43,960
Speaker 1: there are some doctors, There are some gardeners. There are

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00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 1: some you know, garbage men that are not good people. Okay,

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00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:51,440
Speaker 1: they're just not good people. So I'm I'm specifically talking

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00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 1: about that. So I got this fucking manifesto and it's

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00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 1: eleven fucking pages, and it has had all these terms

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Speaker 1: and definition sex, gender identity, gender expression, sexual orientation, transgender,

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Speaker 1: transgender specific terminology, trans sexual, trans transgender man, transgender woman,

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Speaker 1: cross dresser. Fucking it's got notes, transition, sexual reassignment, surgery,

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Speaker 1: sexual gender disorder, gender dis disform. Me. I I can't

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00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:28,280
Speaker 1: even cis gender, gender, non conforming, gender, queer, transgender names,

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00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 1: pronoun usage, and descriptions. Whenever possible, ask transgender people which

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00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,119
Speaker 1: pronoun they would like you to use. If it's not

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00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 1: possible to ask a transgender person which pronoun is preferred,

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Speaker 1: use the pronoun that is consistent with the person's appearance

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Speaker 1: and gender expression. For example, if a person wears a

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Speaker 1: dress and uses the names Susan, feminine pronouns are usually appropriate.

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00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 1: Usually are you fucking kidding me? Here. The point is

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Speaker 1: that what I'm saying is it like this is like

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Speaker 1: it's like it's like the hipster fucking shit. It's like

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00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: the it's like the trendy fucking new you know, unusual.

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00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 1: Is that a bad word? I don't even know what

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00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 1: the funk the word I could say and can't say.

545
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:15,360
Speaker 1: There's eleven fucking pages of problematic transgender, preferred transgender, problematic transgenderism.

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00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 1: There's so much ship here. If I was able to

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00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 1: study and understand this ship, you think that I would

548
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 1: be doing a fucking podcast for a living, You think

549
00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 1: I would be fun. I'd be fucking solving crimes in

550
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Speaker 1: the Middle Easter, or saving people's lives and diseases and

551
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:33,000
Speaker 1: fucking stopping earthquakes. No one can fucking get through this ship.

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00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:38,760
Speaker 1: Defamatory words tranny, a she, male, he, she, it, or

553
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Speaker 1: a shim. If you say these words a tranny, a

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00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 1: she male, a he, he, she and it or a shim,

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00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 1: you might fucking dehumanize the transcender people and should not

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00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 1: be used in the mainstream media. And you can get

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Speaker 1: fucking and basically saying you can get cut for doing

558
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:57,600
Speaker 1: that ship. You can get fucked up defamatory bathroom bill,

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00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:01,000
Speaker 1: a term created and used by far a right extremists

560
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:06,240
Speaker 1: to oppose non discrimination laws that protect transgender people. I

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00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 1: don't give a funk when it there's no one listening

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00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 1: to the Iron Wrapper podcast that can make fucking heads

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00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 1: or tail of any of the ship. Hopefully there's some

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Speaker 1: smart people that can make heads or tails of all

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00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,040
Speaker 1: the ship. But I'm just gonna go through some more

566
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Speaker 1: of the terms, like the what's right, what's wrong? Transgender

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Speaker 1: specific terminology Okay, transgender it says it's an adjective. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it needs that, So you know we're getting into some

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Speaker 1: ship here when it's saying the part of speech. An

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Speaker 1: umbrella term for people whose transgender identity and or gender

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Speaker 1: expression differs from what's typically associated with the sex that

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Speaker 1: they were signed with at birth. What the fuck? People

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Speaker 1: under the transgender umbrella? Now they got an umbrella. They

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Speaker 1: got their own umbrella, may describe themselves using one or more.

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Speaker 1: Why I haven't read this, you listen. I don't even

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00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 1: read fucking scripts, and I'm reading this ship. Unlike transgender,

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00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:03,239
Speaker 1: here's a good one. Transsexual is not an umbrella term.

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Speaker 1: They got fucking more umbrellas more fucking umbrellas, the the

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Speaker 1: the gay and lesbian transgender communities got fucking more umbrellas

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00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 1: than a rainy, fucking Tuesday. Trans It's another term used

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Speaker 1: as a shorthand to mean transgender or trans sexual. A

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Speaker 1: transgender man, people who are assigned female at birth but

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Speaker 1: identifying live as man use this term to describe themselves.

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Speaker 1: Transgender woman, people who are assigned that's a A cross dresser. Okay,

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Speaker 1: this is a cross dresser. While anyone may wear clothes

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Speaker 1: associated with a different sex, the term cross dresser is

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Speaker 1: typically used to refer to a heterosexual man who occasionally

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00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:49,200
Speaker 1: wears clothes, makeup, and accessories culturally associated with women. See

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Speaker 1: listen listen with the political correctness I can't I can't

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Speaker 1: do it. Cross jessers do not wish to permanently change

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Speaker 1: their sex or live full time as a woman. Replaces

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Speaker 1: the term trans best type I don't know, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: and then there's please note halfway through this Transgender woman

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Speaker 1: are not cross dressers or drag queens. Drag queens are men,

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00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:15,480
Speaker 1: typically gay man who dressed like women. For the listen,

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Speaker 1: the fucking point of this manifesto and the point of

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Speaker 1: me reading it is. If you motherfucker's think that everybody's

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Speaker 1: gonna say and do the right fucking thing with all

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00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 1: this craziness being infused rapidly into mainstream culture, you're out

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Speaker 1: of your fucking mind. Okay, and and and and I

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Speaker 1: said it before. You know, if if the fucking if

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00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 1: if if the gay and lesbian community, and I know

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00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 1: that the gay lesbian community and the transgender community has

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Speaker 1: a sense of humor, And if you can't have a

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00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 1: sense of humor about yourself, or if a sense of

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00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:52,240
Speaker 1: humor can only be you know, if you're making the jokes,

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00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:53,640
Speaker 1: well then fuck it. I don't want to be a

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Speaker 1: part of it. Okay, because this is the Iron rap

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Speaker 1: Poor Podcast, I break balls, I suck it, threw my

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00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: mother under the bus on this fucking this that episode,

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00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 1: I probably said some ship about my kids. I definitely

612
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 1: thought about saying things about my ex wife, but I

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00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 1: didn't because lawyers might get involved. But the point is,

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00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:11,120
Speaker 1: the fucking point is is that listen, don't be so

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00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 1: fucking sensitive. Ladies or men, what whatever you chose to

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00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 1: choose to choose to being a bullying not accepted by

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Speaker 1: the Iron Rapporp podcast. Fucking you know, violence towards gay, lesbian, anybody, straight, gay,

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Speaker 1: fucking anything. I'm not with that ship either, violence while

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Speaker 1: filming it. Fucking just jump off a train track right

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00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 1: into the fucking train. Okay, okay, is that mean what

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Speaker 1: you're telling people? No, you listen. These people are fucking

622
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:40,719
Speaker 1: beating up people and then filming it. I'm in here

623
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 1: by myself, talking to myself. This is what it's come to.

624
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:47,440
Speaker 1: It's the Iron Rapport podcast. I don't know, I don't know.

625
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 1: I'm sweating and uh, ship, I don't know what else.

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00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:55,960
Speaker 1: I know that Uh a woman, and I think it

627
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Speaker 1: was Utah or Florida. That's usually where these things happen.

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Speaker 1: She uh, she was cutting This is so fucking gross

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Speaker 1: her her her nails and her skin shavings like from

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Speaker 1: from her fingernails and her feet, and and putting it.

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Speaker 1: She was caught the sick sick fuck, real sick fuck

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Speaker 1: caught by her family. She was she was putting it

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Speaker 1: in her family's drinks, like their soda and their milk,

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Speaker 1: and and and and I don't know how they caught

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Speaker 1: onto it. Was it like they suspected it for a

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Speaker 1: long time or did they you know, catching in one night,

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Speaker 1: and then like you're like, like, funk, you're drinking, like

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Speaker 1: you're your your your diet coke or your your wine

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Speaker 1: or whatever the funk you're drinking. And then you realize

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Speaker 1: that there's like fingernails and skinning it. But this sick

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Speaker 1: fuck she she she was she was caught doing that

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Speaker 1: and then you know, arrested and I mean, you know,

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Speaker 1: like where's on you know Mary, Oh, well she's in jail.

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Speaker 1: Well what would she do? Well, you know what she

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Speaker 1: did was you know, I mean it's really fucking disgusting,

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