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Speaker 1: Get your hands together, and we're gonna start to party.

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Speaker 2: Start.

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Speaker 3: I'm ready to party the Elvis Duran after party.

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Speaker 2: And now bye popular Demand, Welcome back to our old friend.

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Speaker 4: Let me speak to the manager.

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Speaker 2: Oh all right, let me speak to the manager.

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Speaker 4: I'm the manager. I guess yes, you know. I don't

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Speaker 4: like this responsibility.

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Speaker 2: But okay, so we actually have an internal Let me

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Speaker 2: speak to the manager. Maybe you should go to HR

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Speaker 2: with this problem.

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Speaker 4: Gandhi.

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Speaker 3: You know I may because I have brought this up repeatedly,

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Speaker 3: and today's last straw, and I'm not taking it anymore.

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Speaker 4: What's going on?

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Speaker 5: All right?

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Speaker 3: We are very fortunate and we get a bagel delivery,

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Speaker 3: maybe once a week, sometimes more than once a week. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: the bagels are incredible, and everybody is obsessed with the

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Speaker 3: everything bagel, so people try to grab it, and I

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Speaker 3: have with my own two eyes. People grab the bagel,

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Speaker 3: cut into it, and the seeds go flying everywhere, and

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Speaker 3: not one person, with the exception of me, cleans it up.

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Speaker 3: I present to you Exhibit A. That is what it

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Speaker 3: looks like outside right now.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: That is a counter that is outside our studio that

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Speaker 3: represents us, and I believe Andrew has answers as to

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Speaker 3: who it is that does this. I've seen with my

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Speaker 3: own two eyes a couple people Andrew.

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Speaker 4: The siege are playing. It looks like the bottom of

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Speaker 4: a bird cake. It does.

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Speaker 3: But who has the audacity to leave it there and

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Speaker 3: walk away? Andrew?

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Speaker 2: I asked, Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, before

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Speaker 2: you enter it, can we all write down on a

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Speaker 2: sheet of paper who we think it is? Okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: I just wrote down a name.

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Speaker 4: Okay, all right, I.

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Speaker 3: Have a couple of names. I have a couple of

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Speaker 3: name names.

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Speaker 4: All right, Danielle.

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Speaker 2: If you recorded your answer, okay, scary Nate, if you

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Speaker 2: recorded your answers, okay, go right ahead.

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Speaker 5: Okay, it is scary, it is Scotty, it is Nate.

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Speaker 4: Look, I got two out of the three rights.

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Speaker 3: I got two out of the three. Scary, Scary Scotty.

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Speaker 6: I'll tell you, okay, I'm going to dispute that.

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Speaker 4: Do you know how I know it's not me? Because

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Speaker 4: how's that cut my bagel? And that's the problem.

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Speaker 5: You're man handling the bagel and the seeds, everything is

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Speaker 5: going everywhere.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, how do you man handle a bagel?

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Speaker 4: I'll show you show you Bear and the honey pot.

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Speaker 4: You're just like erroneous. Okay, no way to say.

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Speaker 2: Now, how have you narrowed it down to these three people, Scary,

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Speaker 2: Nate and Scotty.

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Speaker 5: Again, all three of them man handle the bagels?

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Speaker 4: Can I defend myself?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 7: Can I defend myself? I did it the very first

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Speaker 7: time these bagels came up. I cut it out there.

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Speaker 7: There were no plates there, so I did it on

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Speaker 7: a napkin, and yes, some seeds went on the table.

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Speaker 7: Gandhi reprimanded me, and I never did it again after that.

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Speaker 7: I always bring it in here and do it on

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Speaker 7: a plate. Now, so I only did it once.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I provide the plates, I provide the knives. Whatever

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Speaker 5: happens between that and what goes on on the table,

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Speaker 5: I don't know. But it is wild to me how

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Speaker 5: bad it looks like.

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Speaker 4: Insane out there. Okay.

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Speaker 3: And by the way, there are seeds in every one

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Speaker 3: of the cream cheeses because somebody is like having a

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Speaker 3: bagel party, flying stuff.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Oh my god, I love a good party, but

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Speaker 4: the seed is flinging. I am a former grill sergeant. Okay,

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Speaker 4: I what for years? Old cut bagels? Hold on hold on,

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Speaker 4: what do you mean you're a former grill sergeant.

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Speaker 1: I used to work at a beach club in the summer,

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Speaker 1: and I used to slice deli meats. I used to

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Speaker 1: make sandwiches. I used to do all kinds of burgers

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Speaker 1: and stuff in the morning.

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Speaker 4: You do bagels. I know how to cut it. How

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Speaker 4: do you achieve the level? Sergeant? And I ended up

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Speaker 4: as a sergeant. You started a jerk and now it's sergeant. Continue.

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Speaker 4: I know how to cut a bit, privates.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you take the bagel and I put I take it,

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Speaker 1: I put it into a plate, and then I cut.

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Speaker 1: I put my my hands over the bagel. I cup it,

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Speaker 1: and the knife is underneath, slicing its way through.

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Speaker 4: The second half of your cupped, your cupped bagel, all

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Speaker 4: of this.

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Speaker 1: No, the one I touch is the one I take.

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Speaker 1: I don't man handle bagels like Nate. I'm telling you

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Speaker 1: that I do everything in the plate. All my seeds

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Speaker 1: go to the plate.

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Speaker 3: Okay, a lie. I have watched you scatter it everywhere.

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Speaker 3: What are you a baby bird?

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Speaker 5: And I would like to say that's maybe your first bagel.

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Speaker 5: You're doing the cup your grill sergeant technique. But the

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Speaker 5: second and third bagel. No, that is a full man,

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Speaker 5: all right.

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Speaker 2: So question, Gandhi, have you seen Scary spewing his seed

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Speaker 2: all over the bagel table?

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Speaker 3: I have seen Scary spew the seed everywhere, into the cream, cheese,

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Speaker 3: on the floor, everything. It is disgraceful. And I say something.

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Speaker 3: You guys know me. I say something every time. I'm like,

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Speaker 3: who do you think you are? And this guy just

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Speaker 3: walks away. But it is disgusting out there right now.

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Speaker 3: We should be embarrassed.

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Speaker 4: May I try to, May I try to make some

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Speaker 4: sense of this?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, in fairness, and I know I've I've dropped a

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Speaker 2: lot of seeds for everything bagels are. Really there's no

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Speaker 2: way to do it without a mess. The key is

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Speaker 2: to clean up the mess. When you're done, You're gonna

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Speaker 2: cause a mess, but you got to clean it up.

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Speaker 2: And I've been guilty of that too. From now on,

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Speaker 2: I swear, mother, Gandhi, yes I will clean up my

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Speaker 2: everything bagel remnants.

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Speaker 3: I swear very nice of you.

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Speaker 2: But now can we have that swearing from Nate and Scottie?

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Speaker 2: And yes, it's yes or no.

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Speaker 4: The seeds are the best part.

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Speaker 6: I try to preserve the seeds so if you say

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Speaker 6: I'm man handling.

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Speaker 4: You are you are wrong.

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Speaker 6: You are dead wrong, because I'm trying to preserve the

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Speaker 6: best part of the bagel.

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Speaker 2: You know, you could easily say yes, I will clean

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Speaker 2: up it myself, and we could be over the argument.

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Speaker 3: The lady does protest too much.

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Speaker 6: I put it on the plate, and then what I

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Speaker 6: do I smear. I smear the cream cheese on each

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Speaker 6: bite and then I I dip it in the debris.

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Speaker 6: That's what you need to do, you know.

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Speaker 4: I have a suggestion.

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Speaker 7: I used to be a bagel baker and server at

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Speaker 7: an actual bagel.

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Speaker 4: Plate never but never never a girl sergeant, No, I

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Speaker 4: was never. I was never promoted to sergeant.

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Speaker 7: But when I worked there, we made everything cream cheese,

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Speaker 7: so we mixed all the stuff into the cream cheese.

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Speaker 7: So why don't you get Plaine bagels and get everything

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Speaker 7: cream cheese.

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Speaker 4: Well, now we know how you make it. You take

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Speaker 4: the crap off the floor and throw it in there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and if I may piggyback what Scotty said, I

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Speaker 1: have a huge can of everything seasoning. It's called bagel

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Speaker 1: seasoning everything. So why don't we just get the Plaine

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Speaker 1: bagels as Scotty said, put.

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Speaker 4: Our cream cheese on night or the cream. You already

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Speaker 4: have enough. You already have enough.

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Speaker 2: Everything stuff in there, that's the problem. It's everywhere. Do

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Speaker 2: you even focus it?

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Speaker 4: A lot neater? If we got plain bangels as Scotty just.

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Speaker 5: Said, wouldn't because the little container, you'd be dumping it

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Speaker 5: all over the table.

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Speaker 2: And also they put some sort of lacquer on those

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Speaker 2: bagels to hold onto that everything. Goodness, Yes, every single.

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Speaker 3: Time I see this disaster outside, I will clean it

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Speaker 3: up for the most part. But today I was just incensed,

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Speaker 3: and I thought, does no one care about Karen and Hector,

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Speaker 3: our lovely, amazing cleaning staff that probably thinks we are monsters?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no one car we are monsters. Can we all

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Speaker 4: agree to do better? Better than you do better?

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Speaker 2: After party