1 00:00:01,520 --> 00:00:02,320 Speaker 1: What's up with you? 2 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:04,040 Speaker 2: Is this the right number? 3 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:08,640 Speaker 3: It's a line good by just call me back if 4 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:10,840 Speaker 3: you haven't heard the loser line before. It works like this. 5 00:00:11,119 --> 00:00:13,119 Speaker 1: Let's say someone approaches you while you're out at the 6 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:15,640 Speaker 1: club and uses this charming pickup line on you. 7 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:24,239 Speaker 3: Excuse me, are you a pizza box? Because I can't 8 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:25,520 Speaker 3: wait to get your top off. 9 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:31,320 Speaker 1: Whatever you do, resist the urge to throw a cronat 10 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:33,080 Speaker 1: on the ground and then run in the other direction. 11 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:33,959 Speaker 4: That would. 12 00:00:36,200 --> 00:00:39,640 Speaker 1: Instead tell him that his jokes make you dead and 13 00:00:40,280 --> 00:00:43,280 Speaker 1: that's a good thing and he should call you sometimes, 14 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:45,440 Speaker 1: so hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail that we can 15 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:46,080 Speaker 1: play on the air. 16 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:48,920 Speaker 3: Voicemails like this one. 17 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:53,920 Speaker 5: So look, if we do go out just now, I'm 18 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:56,760 Speaker 5: going to be bringing my mom And Okay, I know 19 00:00:56,840 --> 00:01:00,400 Speaker 5: that's not like super sexy sounding or what ever, but 20 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:03,560 Speaker 5: she's like my best friend and I haven't really dated 21 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:08,160 Speaker 5: since since my divorce happened, So she just wants to 22 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:11,400 Speaker 5: make sure that you're actually a good guy, and like 23 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 5: I do get where she's coming from. So just be warned, okay, 24 00:01:16,760 --> 00:01:21,679 Speaker 5: because she will talk about her work, she will talk 25 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:26,080 Speaker 5: about her hobbies, and she probably will show you old 26 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:28,640 Speaker 5: photos of me as a kid, probably of me like 27 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:29,520 Speaker 5: playing softball. 28 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:33,280 Speaker 2: She loves that one. 29 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:36,800 Speaker 5: But yeah, you know, I just expect a lot of 30 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:41,959 Speaker 5: hugging and kissing, not from me to you, but from 31 00:01:42,200 --> 00:01:45,920 Speaker 5: her to me more so. You know, even though I'm 32 00:01:45,959 --> 00:01:48,960 Speaker 5: thirty five, in her eyes, I'm still her little baby. 33 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:51,920 Speaker 5: So yeah, it's it's better to not fight it and 34 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:53,880 Speaker 5: just accept it. 35 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:57,840 Speaker 1: Okay, that's a large red flo I don't necessarily see 36 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:00,560 Speaker 1: that as a bad thing, Jeff. 37 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:02,000 Speaker 5: Like you have. 38 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:05,840 Speaker 1: In general, moms tend to love the boyfriend's way more 39 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:07,840 Speaker 1: than the girlfriends actually loved. 40 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:10,560 Speaker 3: I can't imagine why your first marriage didn't work out. 41 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:13,200 Speaker 5: It had probably had nothing to do with an overbearing mother. 42 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:15,680 Speaker 3: My first marriage. 43 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:26,920 Speaker 1: What are you talking about, Sarah? 44 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:27,519 Speaker 2: Hi? 45 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:32,480 Speaker 4: This is from Barnes and Noble. I just wanted to check. 46 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:35,399 Speaker 4: I hope you like can't book I recommended for you. 47 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:41,120 Speaker 4: Uh it's a good read. But as a fellow feline aficionado, 48 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:45,080 Speaker 4: I've got our first date all planned out and uh 49 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:47,799 Speaker 4: you can even google it if you want. It's an 50 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:52,760 Speaker 4: event called the acro cat. Uh, you know, like acrobats, 51 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:57,480 Speaker 4: but it's a pretty much like a traveling circus for housecats. 52 00:02:58,639 --> 00:03:00,880 Speaker 4: But I've been to the show like four times already, 53 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:03,440 Speaker 4: and you know, I mean, there's cats, so they tend 54 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:06,160 Speaker 4: to do whatever they want to do. But most of 55 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:08,280 Speaker 4: the time they just want her through the audience. But 56 00:03:08,919 --> 00:03:11,000 Speaker 4: every once in a while they'll get one to do 57 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:15,440 Speaker 4: the uneven barter and it's so gosh don fun. So 58 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:18,840 Speaker 4: I really can't wait to go to this review and 59 00:03:19,440 --> 00:03:21,080 Speaker 4: have a good time next. 60 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:27,360 Speaker 3: That is the most wholesome day ever. Yeah, sounds really impressive. 61 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:30,600 Speaker 1: They should have a whole cat Olympics if they could 62 00:03:30,639 --> 00:03:32,800 Speaker 1: convince the cats to you know, I should get their 63 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:35,840 Speaker 1: stuff together and trainscle courses on the walls and the 64 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:39,040 Speaker 1: cats would just lay down. But if you think a 65 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:43,040 Speaker 1: cat's circus sounds like fun, then you are going to 66 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:47,320 Speaker 1: love our TikTok page at Broke and Jeffrey. One media 67 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:50,120 Speaker 1: critic actually said that our channel is the number one 68 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:54,160 Speaker 1: reason Congress wants to ban the app permanently from America. 69 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, we're important. 70 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:57,480 Speaker 5: You may want to stop reading reviews. 71 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:02,520 Speaker 3: I'm just saying, take that. You're number one. 72 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:06,160 Speaker 1: Now we're gonna keep going by bringing this country down 73 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:07,800 Speaker 1: with another clip next me. 74 00:04:08,960 --> 00:04:14,360 Speaker 6: Hey, it's yeah, you are way too good looking to 75 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:18,320 Speaker 6: be working at a gas station convenience store? What are 76 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:23,039 Speaker 6: you even doing there? Like, EO, not to judge you, 77 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:28,200 Speaker 6: but have you ever thought of being a firefighter? I 78 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:32,840 Speaker 6: just think that's more of your vibe because like, you 79 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:35,599 Speaker 6: and I could hang out, you know, on the low 80 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:41,000 Speaker 6: during your application process. That's totally fine with me as 81 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:44,880 Speaker 6: long as it's like secret. But once you get through 82 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:48,440 Speaker 6: your training and stuff, then I wouldn't be too ashamed 83 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:50,919 Speaker 6: to date you, and I could bring you around my 84 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,320 Speaker 6: friends and my family and I could be like, isn't 85 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:58,280 Speaker 6: my firefighter boyfriend hot? I'm gonna be fully honest with you. 86 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:00,440 Speaker 6: I mean you're like, what you sa see is what 87 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:03,560 Speaker 6: you get? Okay, call me? 88 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:07,360 Speaker 3: I thought you was like, you're not going to actually 89 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:08,120 Speaker 3: spell it out? 90 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:08,640 Speaker 1: Yeah? 91 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:09,400 Speaker 5: Literally? 92 00:05:09,440 --> 00:05:11,440 Speaker 3: Fully honest people always the biggest. 93 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:12,160 Speaker 5: Jerk, Yeah you know what. 94 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:14,000 Speaker 3: They were always like, that's just me. 95 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:16,680 Speaker 1: I'm always one hundred percent me, and you have to 96 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:20,359 Speaker 1: take it or leave it. But you like change everything 97 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:20,919 Speaker 1: about you. 98 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:22,400 Speaker 3: That's not okay. 99 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:25,120 Speaker 1: If you have to warn somebody about anything, you're going 100 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,440 Speaker 1: to do what you're warning them about. 101 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:28,360 Speaker 6: And there's all sorts of hot people that work at 102 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:29,200 Speaker 6: convenience stores. 103 00:05:29,279 --> 00:05:33,240 Speaker 3: I worked at a gas station convenient Yeah, do you 104 00:05:33,279 --> 00:05:34,120 Speaker 3: have any other evidence? 105 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:43,960 Speaker 2: Yo, it's key. Maybe I'm not like the best to 106 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,480 Speaker 2: tell you this, but you just seem like you weren't 107 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:49,960 Speaker 2: in the best of moods when we met. So I'm 108 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:54,080 Speaker 2: going to give you like a sweet life hat and 109 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:58,240 Speaker 2: take it for what it's worth. But dope pickleges like 110 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:03,520 Speaker 2: really helps with cramps. It's like, you know, surfers use 111 00:06:03,560 --> 00:06:05,760 Speaker 2: it all the time, thing like like get tired and 112 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:11,800 Speaker 2: stuff from like riding waves, so it works. And like, look, 113 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:14,640 Speaker 2: I'm not saying you were for sure dealing with cramps 114 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:19,760 Speaker 2: that night, but it's just I don't know. It seemed 115 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:21,880 Speaker 2: like you definitely could have used some pickle juice, so, 116 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:26,599 Speaker 2: you know, taking from me, you know, I totally hope 117 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:28,360 Speaker 2: that helps shock a bro. 118 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:35,120 Speaker 3: Now that's an insult. It's like, you look like you 119 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:38,000 Speaker 3: need some pickle juice. Well, I mean that's some helpful advice. 120 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,520 Speaker 1: That's not something I ever knew that pickle juice can 121 00:06:40,560 --> 00:06:42,480 Speaker 1: help you out if you're feeling like tired or crampy. 122 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:45,760 Speaker 3: Even talking about menstrual cramps, Jeff, you don't even ever 123 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:52,000 Speaker 3: call them sounds like someone could do some pile in 124 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:58,039 Speaker 3: the world that needs Just because someone's in a bad 125 00:06:58,160 --> 00:06:59,560 Speaker 3: mood doesn't mean. 126 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:00,200 Speaker 4: That that is y. 127 00:07:00,839 --> 00:07:03,480 Speaker 3: Get down listen. 128 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:06,040 Speaker 1: You can listen Loser Line regularly at this time every week, 129 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:08,120 Speaker 1: and make sure you grab some pickle juice and subscribe 130 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:12,440 Speaker 1: to the Brook and Jeffery check that all your favorite 131 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:13,440 Speaker 1: Loser Lines are right there. 132 00:07:13,520 --> 00:07:14,480 Speaker 3: Now, let's get you a punk 133 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:16,800 Speaker 6: Job Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.