1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:04,880 Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand. What would you do if 2 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:08,080 Speaker 1: you instantly became a billionaire? It's The Jewels Show, and 3 00:00:08,360 --> 00:00:10,680 Speaker 1: I'm upset that it wasn't me. But somebody won the 4 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:13,360 Speaker 1: two billion dollars powerball jack Bottom Monday, one ticket, and 5 00:00:13,440 --> 00:00:16,520 Speaker 1: everybody was freaking out about this powerball drawing because it 6 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:18,360 Speaker 1: was the biggest one in history. And I haven't seen 7 00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:20,960 Speaker 1: the country freaking out about something like this since Willie 8 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,320 Speaker 1: Walker invited people to his chocolate Factory Crazy. Sadly that 9 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:27,840 Speaker 1: memory was tainted though, and R Kelly released album Chocolate Factory. 10 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:31,720 Speaker 1: Now I can't think about chocolateacery at all. But there's 11 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:34,360 Speaker 1: one person in the country right now who's saying this. 12 00:00:34,479 --> 00:00:40,040 Speaker 1: It's billions and billions and billions and billions and billions 13 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:43,640 Speaker 1: and billions and billions and billions. So there was actually 14 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:47,320 Speaker 1: one ticket in California that won the two billion dollars Powerball, 15 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:48,680 Speaker 1: and I hope that they play it all the time 16 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:50,400 Speaker 1: and they're not somebody who just played it for the 17 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:52,720 Speaker 1: first time ever, or they're one of those people who 18 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:54,720 Speaker 1: don't play and are always like, I don't play because 19 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:57,440 Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to win two billion dollars. The taxes 20 00:00:57,440 --> 00:01:01,040 Speaker 1: you'd have to pay on that ridiculous. I mean, let's 21 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:02,400 Speaker 1: face it, all of us, and let's hear the person 22 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:04,840 Speaker 1: that won the two million dollar Powerball with that one ticket. 23 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,160 Speaker 1: We're all making that same excuse now, though I'm glad 24 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:08,479 Speaker 1: I didn't win, because I would have had to pay 25 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:11,600 Speaker 1: those taxes. Text in four one o six one call 26 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:13,360 Speaker 1: us eight eight eight three four three one six one. 27 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:16,679 Speaker 1: What would you do if you won two billion dollars? 28 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:18,960 Speaker 1: I've always said this, this is what I would do. 29 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,679 Speaker 1: I would move in to the most expensive area that 30 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:24,080 Speaker 1: I could find, the most pretentious expensive area. I would 31 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:26,640 Speaker 1: buy the biggest house. First thing I would do is 32 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:28,479 Speaker 1: I would pay homeless people to sleep on the lawn, 33 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:30,640 Speaker 1: because that'd be hilarious because people in those neighborhoods would 34 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:32,800 Speaker 1: not like that. And then I would also build a 35 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:35,679 Speaker 1: mansion behind my mansion. But the mansion that's in the 36 00:01:35,720 --> 00:01:38,800 Speaker 1: backyard is not really anything else but a bathroom with 37 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:40,319 Speaker 1: a golden toilet in the middle of it. I would 38 00:01:40,319 --> 00:01:42,759 Speaker 1: have a whole mansion that would just be a basically 39 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:45,880 Speaker 1: an outhouse. I would have a mansion outhouse for my mansion. 40 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:48,320 Speaker 1: That's what I would do if I won billions of 41 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:50,920 Speaker 1: dollars Christian, what would you do? I would come in 42 00:01:50,920 --> 00:01:53,200 Speaker 1: and tell you all about it first, and you would 43 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,080 Speaker 1: actually come in. I mean I would like to see 44 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:59,800 Speaker 1: your faces whenever I said, where are we going for lunch? Yeah? 45 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:04,040 Speaker 1: And then I would buy a condo in Corpus Christi, 46 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:05,960 Speaker 1: Texas because it's my favorite place in the world, even 47 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,760 Speaker 1: though no one else would agree with me. And then 48 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:09,920 Speaker 1: I would call and quip my parents jobs for there's 49 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:13,400 Speaker 1: That would be my first day as a billionaire. Text 50 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:15,080 Speaker 1: in four one six one calls up eight to eight 51 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:16,799 Speaker 1: three four three, one to six one. What would you 52 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:20,000 Speaker 1: do if you won a billion dollars or two billion 53 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,600 Speaker 1: dollars or billions and billions and billions of dollars? Been it? 54 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,440 Speaker 1: I'm definitely not coming in, okay, I will shoot you guys, 55 00:02:27,520 --> 00:02:31,480 Speaker 1: email a text okay, and I'll pay off student loans. 56 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,359 Speaker 1: Get that done with. You know what, I'm gonna take 57 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,000 Speaker 1: myself out of debt and now I'm going to disappear. 58 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:36,440 Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I'm gonna say, my dog, 59 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:39,200 Speaker 1: I'm gonna take somebody out of no and we calling DIB. 60 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:41,919 Speaker 1: You would pay for Evan. You would pay your bills, 61 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:45,200 Speaker 1: like you would pay your student loans. Actually absolutely, Why 62 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:48,240 Speaker 1: because I don't want to owe anybody anything. Yeah, I 63 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:50,760 Speaker 1: just want to be free, financially free. And that's where 64 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:52,560 Speaker 1: I'm gonna start. I would buy the bank that had 65 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:55,640 Speaker 1: my student loan for a billion dollars left over, and 66 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,480 Speaker 1: then I would just forgive my debt and I'd be 67 00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:58,959 Speaker 1: like I'd never had to pay it because the bank 68 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:01,560 Speaker 1: forgave my debt owned the bank. Does the credit score 69 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:04,160 Speaker 1: even matter when you're a billion I don't think exactly. 70 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:06,280 Speaker 1: I would just see how low I could possibly get 71 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,680 Speaker 1: in my credit score. You see, if I could drop 72 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:11,240 Speaker 1: that baby to zero. Yeah, I mean like, yeah, I 73 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,840 Speaker 1: have the lowest credit score ever. But I can buy 74 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:15,800 Speaker 1: whatever I want because I won two billion dollars in 75 00:03:15,840 --> 00:03:19,000 Speaker 1: the powerball. Also, no, I didn't. There was one ticket 76 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:21,680 Speaker 1: in California that won the powerball jackpot. I hope somebody 77 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:23,200 Speaker 1: just tuned in right now and heard me say I 78 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:26,160 Speaker 1: won the two billion dollars powerball jackpot. No, there was 79 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:29,680 Speaker 1: one person who won it. If you won two billion 80 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 1: dollars ben it, would you take the lump sum or 81 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:34,040 Speaker 1: would you spread it out over time? I'm taking the 82 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:36,800 Speaker 1: lump sum because I don't know how long I'm going 83 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:38,640 Speaker 1: to be here, so oh yeah, you know, I just 84 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:41,200 Speaker 1: want all the money right now and I'll save it 85 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:43,240 Speaker 1: for the rest of my life. But you don't have 86 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:45,800 Speaker 1: to save before me, all right, Victoria, would you take 87 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:47,160 Speaker 1: a lump sum or would you take it over time? 88 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:48,720 Speaker 1: If you take the lump sum, you don't get it, 89 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:51,280 Speaker 1: you get less of it, right Yeah, they take more 90 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:55,480 Speaker 1: taxes out. Oh but it's two billion dollars. I feel 91 00:03:55,480 --> 00:03:57,120 Speaker 1: like I would take all of it right now. Alex, 92 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:58,680 Speaker 1: would you get a lump sum or would you take 93 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:02,160 Speaker 1: the payments over time? I would take the lumps Okay, Yeah, 94 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:04,160 Speaker 1: I would definitely take the lumps on because I guarantee 95 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:06,000 Speaker 1: if I had two billion dollars, I'm not gonna have 96 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:09,440 Speaker 1: much longer of a life. I'm gonna party. It would 97 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:12,720 Speaker 1: either be from partying or I'll get stabbed from juggling 98 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:14,640 Speaker 1: one of the many samurai swords that I'll buy, because 99 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:16,359 Speaker 1: I would buy a ton of samurai swords, just like 100 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:18,960 Speaker 1: everybody else who wins the lottery. So yeah, if you 101 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:22,040 Speaker 1: didn't see the news yet that there is one ticket 102 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:28,000 Speaker 1: sold in Altadena, California, that one two billion dollars. Somebody 103 00:04:28,120 --> 00:04:31,240 Speaker 1: woke up this morning a two billionaire, and if you 104 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:34,040 Speaker 1: aren't that person, then you just found out that you're 105 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:36,320 Speaker 1: not a two billionaire. And I think a lot of 106 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:38,520 Speaker 1: people were worried that the lottery had ripped everybody off 107 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:41,400 Speaker 1: after the Powerball drawing, because right after it said there 108 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:43,520 Speaker 1: were security issues and they weren't giving the numbers, and 109 00:04:43,560 --> 00:04:46,000 Speaker 1: it was like weird on their website, and I was 110 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:48,640 Speaker 1: just thinking, man, this is shady, because do we even 111 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:50,320 Speaker 1: know who runs the Powerball? Have you ever tried to 112 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:52,120 Speaker 1: look into it. I was looking it up one time, 113 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:54,159 Speaker 1: and it's still really hard to find who runs it. 114 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:56,800 Speaker 1: It's somewhere in Chicago. There's like some I don't even 115 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:59,039 Speaker 1: know where it happens. It's like somebody's basement that they 116 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:01,160 Speaker 1: do the Powerball out of. It really weird. I bet 117 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:02,920 Speaker 1: that's why it took him so long to find a winner. 118 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:05,600 Speaker 1: I bet you that ticket isn't even from Altadena, California. 119 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:07,280 Speaker 1: I bet it wasn't even one ticket that won them 120 00:05:07,279 --> 00:05:10,160 Speaker 1: two billion dollars. I bet it was the Powerball. Whoever 121 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:12,080 Speaker 1: runs it, I don't know if it's a Luminatio or what. 122 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:14,559 Speaker 1: Maybe Jay Z and Beyonce. Maybe they took two billion 123 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:16,360 Speaker 1: dollars and they skipped down. Just keep it going to 124 00:05:16,560 --> 00:05:18,760 Speaker 1: If I ran the powerball, you'd never hear from me 125 00:05:18,839 --> 00:05:22,240 Speaker 1: ever again. Text in four one of six one What 126 00:05:22,279 --> 00:05:25,279 Speaker 1: would you do if you won the two billion dollars powerball? 127 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:27,520 Speaker 1: Jat blots The Jebel Show on demand