WEBVTT - Mountain Don't (with Hannibal Buress) 0:00:03.800 --> 0:00:06.280 That's a real problem. The bailiff a judge duty is 0:00:06.320 --> 0:00:09.520 bad at improv and that's that's what's keeping his career 0:00:09.600 --> 0:00:13.600 stacked in this entire time. Yeah, or is he granted 0:00:13.680 --> 0:00:18.000 improv and he's being stifled and he got you know, 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:22.840 she just sent that like ju shooting is hemming him 0:00:22.920 --> 0:00:24.560 up in the back and being like you better not 0:00:24.720 --> 0:00:30.440 step on my show, like bring get relaxed, buddy, Now 0:00:30.520 --> 0:00:33.960 let's do it again. But how he used to doing. 0:00:35.760 --> 0:00:37.800 I do like to think that there are some takes 0:00:37.800 --> 0:00:40.519 where he fully like comes out of this show and 0:00:40.560 --> 0:00:44.840 then she like halls cut, like nah, take that back. Nah, 0:00:45.159 --> 0:00:59.920 let's do it again, but the right way, shoot his way. 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:14.520 Rock ships in your racist money mary stuff. You can't 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:20.520 tell me. Yep, yep, yep, there it is. There it is. 0:01:20.600 --> 0:01:24.840 Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My 0:01:25.040 --> 0:01:29.120 Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep, deep 0:01:29.160 --> 0:01:32.480 into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we finally 0:01:32.560 --> 0:01:36.720 worked to prove that Doc Rivers invented the sea through faith. 0:01:37.120 --> 0:01:40.039 That's right, y'all have been calling Doc Rivers bald heady, 0:01:40.080 --> 0:01:42.360 but nope, that nigga went to the shop and said, 0:01:42.400 --> 0:01:46.000 give me the INVISI line. Baby, make that ship see through. 0:01:46.280 --> 0:01:49.000 You remember when Marcus Houston wore a see through outfit. 0:01:49.120 --> 0:01:51.360 That's what Doc Rivers is doing, but with a taper. 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:54.320 I fucking love you. I am your host, lanks Ning 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:58.880 Herman has always I'm here. I'm excited my guest today. 0:01:59.040 --> 0:02:02.600 God damn that we have a phenomenal guest for you today. 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:06.800 He is hilarious. You know him from his special Miami Nights. 0:02:07.000 --> 0:02:09.320 You know him from Broad City, you know him from 0:02:09.320 --> 0:02:13.559 the Eric Andre Show, fucking Spider Man movies. And most importantly, 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:18.320 he has a pending project, an upcoming restaurant that you 0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:21.639 are gonna you're gonna love. It's gonna be phenomenal. It's 0:02:21.639 --> 0:02:25.120 called Future Poops You. You can't wait to hear more 0:02:25.160 --> 0:02:27.000 about it. I can't wait to hear more about it. 0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:30.840 Give it up from my guest, Mr Hannibal Burreez. What's 0:02:30.919 --> 0:02:38.520 happening man? What's up? Dog? That song thanks a dude 0:02:38.560 --> 0:02:42.240 named Nick Chambers. Yeah, just whispering. I didn't catch what 0:02:42.320 --> 0:02:44.600 was going on at first, and then and and I 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:48.359 started hearing it was whispering different conspiracy theories and that stuff. Yeah, 0:02:48.520 --> 0:02:52.040 it's mostly nonsense that me and Nick sat down and wrote. 0:02:52.240 --> 0:02:55.320 It's it's a nice time. Yeah, tell me more about 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:59.920 these future Poops though, I gotta know more about this restaurant. 0:02:59.720 --> 0:03:05.040 A joke actually early on in my career about I 0:03:05.080 --> 0:03:09.480 don't know why girls like fancy restaurants because all of it. 0:03:09.480 --> 0:03:13.720 His Future Poop is one of those just premises that's 0:03:13.760 --> 0:03:17.280 not really Uh. It probably wasn't great for stand up, 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:19.600 but everything is not for stand up, is what I 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:22.200 learned with time. You know, some things are ideas of 0:03:22.360 --> 0:03:25.359 concepts and not for the stage. Some of these are 0:03:25.360 --> 0:03:28.959 too brilliant to be wasted on just raindos in an audience, 0:03:29.040 --> 0:03:32.200 just in a bar. No, some of them deserve to 0:03:32.400 --> 0:03:36.720 have a team around him, a chef, a general manager, 0:03:37.200 --> 0:03:42.040 a staff of building some music menu. And that's the 0:03:42.080 --> 0:03:44.480 way that some of these you need to call in 0:03:44.960 --> 0:03:48.600 the Michelan reviewers to have them come down and get 0:03:48.640 --> 0:03:54.480 there there. Yeah, seventeen years after the fact, and so 0:03:54.760 --> 0:03:57.520 that's where it was. So I had the idea just 0:03:57.560 --> 0:04:01.680 a bit of place called Future Poop where that's the fun, 0:04:01.840 --> 0:04:05.320 just dumb name, but then having the food actually be 0:04:05.440 --> 0:04:09.119 really good. And so I hit up a chef frame. 0:04:09.200 --> 0:04:10.400 When I had that, I was like, hey, man, I 0:04:10.440 --> 0:04:13.320 got the restaurant in the future poop it's gonna be 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:15.040 you don't use it, but the food is good, the 0:04:15.080 --> 0:04:18.080 branding is good. We got good music and you know, 0:04:18.200 --> 0:04:21.240 good jingles and all of that, and we donate money 0:04:21.279 --> 0:04:27.080 to Colon cancer research and all that, you know, make 0:04:27.200 --> 0:04:32.080 this poop joke experience really good. And and he and 0:04:32.120 --> 0:04:34.520 he was like, I'm with it, and so then he 0:04:34.560 --> 0:04:37.719 made a menu and so it's just gas on the fire. 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:40.600 So I been moving with that, Gonna try to get 0:04:41.040 --> 0:04:44.560 We're gonna try to get in at Pittsfork Festival if 0:04:44.600 --> 0:04:47.000 we get on the grounds for Pitchfork Festival. If not 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:50.320 doing it, doing a pop up somewhere in Chicago, if 0:04:50.320 --> 0:04:54.040 we don't get the official you know, Pitchfork. I love this, 0:04:54.080 --> 0:04:57.680 but I love I love when a bit goes further 0:04:57.760 --> 0:04:59.840 than a bit was meant to go. And that's a 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:02.920 it's a beautiful thing when it just it turns into 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:07.880 something more meaningful than we ever anticipated. I'm a big fan, yeah, man, 0:05:07.920 --> 0:05:09.919 because you can just really you just realize it's not 0:05:10.040 --> 0:05:14.360 it's just about the energy you put behind something and 0:05:14.360 --> 0:05:18.479 and putting the pieces together and truly believe it, because 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:20.320 that's what it is when I when I get on 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:23.320 the phone with folks that yo, he's he's not sucking round, 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:26.720 he's I could hear I could hear it in his 0:05:27.160 --> 0:05:29.680 It's like when you listening to rapping, like yo, I 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:31.760 believe this, MoMA, Like when I'm talking about you to 0:05:31.839 --> 0:05:41.400 put people like yo, he's he's like, he's serious, serious, 0:05:42.000 --> 0:05:46.119 He's gonna make it happen. Uh, because it's a spot 0:05:46.160 --> 0:05:49.480 you heard of a heart attack grill in Vegas. No, 0:05:50.279 --> 0:05:53.240 this is a spot called the heart Attack Grill in 0:05:53.440 --> 0:05:59.000 downtown Vegas and they and they just, uh, it's based 0:05:59.240 --> 0:06:02.800 everybody else to where it's a medical thing. So people 0:06:03.960 --> 0:06:08.880 get free food if they weigh over three hundred pounds 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:11.800 of five. It's something crazy and people have had actual 0:06:11.880 --> 0:06:16.200 heart attacks in there, and they spake despect doctor character 0:06:16.480 --> 0:06:18.320 and he said, yeah, you know, I'm just trying to 0:06:18.800 --> 0:06:21.560 show you. McDonald's won't tell you about this but that, 0:06:21.960 --> 0:06:24.040 and he's just like, yeah, you know, this food is 0:06:24.080 --> 0:06:27.479 messed up, but I'm just being real and he's he 0:06:27.640 --> 0:06:31.760 just fully's committed into this theme that's way more fucked 0:06:31.839 --> 0:06:34.920 up than what you're offering, You're you're just saying like, look, 0:06:35.160 --> 0:06:37.599 let's be honest about the cycle that this food is 0:06:37.600 --> 0:06:41.400 gonna go. They're murdering people and being like, hey, you 0:06:41.440 --> 0:06:43.480 know what you signed up for. Look at our look 0:06:43.520 --> 0:06:46.359 at our symbols, look at our name. They're doing like 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:52.360 burgers with eight patties. It's just real cartoonists, just crazy stuff. 0:06:52.400 --> 0:06:56.360 People have to wear medical gowns and it's just a 0:06:56.440 --> 0:07:01.320 weird zone. But they they commit it to their bit 0:07:02.200 --> 0:07:06.000 so much where you know, and locked in and people 0:07:06.360 --> 0:07:09.080 make the decision they have to data to go in 0:07:09.080 --> 0:07:13.960 there and have this ch past the past whatever. This is, 0:07:14.600 --> 0:07:18.400 this generation of just like acknowledging that we're dying and 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:21.520 then also volunteering for more of it is I don't know, 0:07:21.520 --> 0:07:25.240 Overgo survived this one. Yeah, I mean it's not we 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:28.320 need some overeaten wraps, you know what I mean. There's 0:07:28.320 --> 0:07:31.440 a lot of there's lean wrapping that's peel wrap, but 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:34.040 there's no Yeah, and I hate the whole burger and 0:07:34.120 --> 0:07:36.800 the arties just then, and this ship is just really 0:07:36.880 --> 0:07:39.400 just a part my breathing change and I don't know 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:45.120 if it will go back. No, I'm not going to 0:07:45.240 --> 0:07:47.840 just make fat d and code on the wrap. Yeah, 0:07:48.880 --> 0:07:51.320 it's been a lot of cool fat wrappers. There are 0:07:51.360 --> 0:07:53.800 a lot of cool fat reppers and they're like yeah, yeah, 0:07:53.920 --> 0:07:56.440 and they don't focus enough one on how they got 0:07:56.480 --> 0:07:59.400 that way. I think is the larger takeaway from this. 0:07:59.560 --> 0:08:01.480 We need didn't know how you made it that far 0:08:01.520 --> 0:08:04.200 a big pun. Don't just start it. I'm fat and handsome. 0:08:04.440 --> 0:08:07.640 Tell me how you got fat and handsome, and tell 0:08:07.720 --> 0:08:12.440 us how tired you are after your concerts. Also, like, 0:08:12.840 --> 0:08:16.720 really talk about what it is to put on an 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:19.200 hour show and how that feels and how you wish 0:08:19.200 --> 0:08:22.360 it will feel different, the toll it's put on your 0:08:22.520 --> 0:08:26.920 oversized body. Please tell us more. I know it's tough, 0:08:27.080 --> 0:08:30.200 because you know how. I know because I I even 0:08:30.240 --> 0:08:32.360 when I was I was a little out of shape 0:08:32.600 --> 0:08:34.680 and I would do a bit with just required me 0:08:34.800 --> 0:08:37.840 running across the stage. I don't know how Cat Williams 0:08:37.880 --> 0:08:42.640 does it. Yeah. I was like, God, damn, that wasn't 0:08:42.640 --> 0:08:45.240 even that much frunting. I think about that that bit 0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:48.439 where he rides the stool like a motorcycle all the time, 0:08:48.480 --> 0:08:51.920 and it's like, how how did you find yourself down 0:08:51.960 --> 0:08:57.240 there that easily? Yeah? Man, it's uh, it's cardio, man, 0:08:57.320 --> 0:09:01.400 That's is real cardio. I've seen folks, you know when 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:05.480 you see singers training and and on on the treadmill 0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:08.200 or something and singing the stuff to get that's where 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:11.800 it is. You know. I love that Clipper Kanye perform 0:09:11.880 --> 0:09:15.520 and touched the sky and then he uh during the 0:09:16.400 --> 0:09:18.040 I just wanted to dance. I went to Jacob and 0:09:18.040 --> 0:09:20.400 now when I just I got an advanced I just 0:09:20.440 --> 0:09:23.600 wanted He's running across the stage full speed. He's like, 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:29.160 that's tough to do. You know when people people like Amagy, Yeah, yeah, 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:31.920 he cares. He's just you know, yeah, yeah, he's invested 0:09:31.960 --> 0:09:37.640 in this Jay. Alright, we we can't banter anymore. We 0:09:37.679 --> 0:09:41.040 gotta launch into this ship because you can with a 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:44.400 conspiracy theory that I would say it's has been one 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:47.440 of our most highly requested ones. I'll be it knowing 0:09:47.520 --> 0:09:49.600 that no one's ever brought it up to me, but 0:09:49.760 --> 0:09:52.439 you're the first. And you said, my mama told me 0:09:55.800 --> 0:10:03.840 mountain too low was your sperm count? Yeah, I've just 0:10:04.840 --> 0:10:08.360 I just see I've been hearing it and it just 0:10:08.800 --> 0:10:14.160 feels right man, you know, and it's kind of Mountain 0:10:14.200 --> 0:10:17.080 dew the mounta dew does seem like it would it 0:10:17.120 --> 0:10:20.080 would do something like that. It's just, uh, it's not 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:26.079 great at all, and it is not most Solda isn't 0:10:26.120 --> 0:10:28.559 good for you anyway. But mountain dew, if you have 0:10:28.720 --> 0:10:31.760 to rank them, mountin dew feels like the one that 0:10:31.800 --> 0:10:37.520 would you know, just put your your bloodline and danger. Yeah, 0:10:37.880 --> 0:10:41.079 it's there's something about it that that seems the most 0:10:41.280 --> 0:10:43.960 unnatural of all the soldas, you know what I mean, 0:10:44.000 --> 0:10:47.240 where it's like, all right, I know what what some 0:10:47.400 --> 0:10:49.720 of these things are at least attempting to tell me 0:10:49.760 --> 0:10:52.800 they are. But mountain Dew's like, hey, nigger, we made 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:55.320 this up. This ain't got nothing to do with nothing. 0:10:55.960 --> 0:11:00.000 It ain't got nothing to do with mountains, or do mountains. 0:11:00.360 --> 0:11:03.320 Mountain dew, if you're talking about that, that's just water. 0:11:03.679 --> 0:11:06.400 It should be just water, and you know we got 0:11:06.440 --> 0:11:08.400 all this other stuff in it. So that means that 0:11:08.679 --> 0:11:13.800 you know how water glows, and uh, it don't stop 0:11:13.800 --> 0:11:18.120 glowing even when it's inside. I will say I did 0:11:18.960 --> 0:11:25.120 when Mountain Dude cold Read came out, and maybe I 0:11:25.160 --> 0:11:29.080 think that was about two thousand thousand three that range 0:11:30.200 --> 0:11:35.319 I did fall victim to that marketing. Oh, that's how 0:11:35.360 --> 0:11:39.840 they get that's how they get you. You, that's how 0:11:39.880 --> 0:11:43.640 they get you certain marketing because you realized the marketing 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:49.200 isn't about getting you to go get something right away. 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:53.520 It's just about that subtle thing where you know, this 0:11:53.640 --> 0:11:56.400 is interesting commercial and then when you look and you're 0:11:56.400 --> 0:11:58.800 in the liquor store and you're like, oh, I need 0:11:58.800 --> 0:12:01.400 a beer real quick, and oh, the most interesting man 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:04.520 in the world. You get it. Yeah, They're like like 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:08.280 he's like, oh, that's when you in that moment. Oh yeah. 0:12:08.360 --> 0:12:12.839 Then they had a funny commercial. Yeah, I feel like 0:12:12.960 --> 0:12:16.199 and maybe you felt this to Mountain Dew, at least 0:12:16.200 --> 0:12:19.040 in my memory of it was marketed more towards like 0:12:19.200 --> 0:12:23.560 skater white boy, like some cool X game ship. But 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:26.800 then co Red came around and that one was more 0:12:26.920 --> 0:12:30.040 marketed towards like black people. That was like the them 0:12:30.080 --> 0:12:34.400 attempting an effort at an urban market for for mountain dew, 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:38.040 And similarly, I thought that it was like different than 0:12:38.080 --> 0:12:43.240 the alternative. Yeah man it uh were they trying to 0:12:43.320 --> 0:12:45.640 so they was trying to go west, right, I guess right? 0:12:46.040 --> 0:12:49.800 Mm hmmm, yeah, Well when was it? When was that 0:12:50.080 --> 0:12:54.240 when a mountain do two thousand one, two thousand one, 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:57.480 it dropped Mountain do co red. Yeah, I remember it. 0:12:57.640 --> 0:12:59.640 I was in college. They would have it at the 0:12:59.760 --> 0:13:04.240 at the cafeteria. Mountain cod. Yeah, I used the I 0:13:04.320 --> 0:13:07.640 love mountain dew and Mountain dew cored and I thought 0:13:07.840 --> 0:13:11.120 I similarly had heard for years that it lowered your 0:13:11.160 --> 0:13:13.160 sperm count. But at the time I was like, I 0:13:13.160 --> 0:13:16.280 ain't doing nothing with these sperms. I'll drink all I want. 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:20.080 What what could possibly go wrong with all of this? Yeah? 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:23.720 I mean how much do you do you need? I 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:28.360 guess the real thing is, you know, what is the 0:13:28.400 --> 0:13:34.160 result of having a lower sperm count and procreate? Because 0:13:34.200 --> 0:13:36.160 if it there's millions of them, then you can lose 0:13:36.240 --> 0:13:41.280 a hunt of thousand and I right, how much lower? 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:45.080 Are we talking in the grande? Like? Does does a 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:49.440 low sperm count make the baby? Let's see, let's see 0:13:49.480 --> 0:13:52.000 about what happens when you have a lower spur count. 0:13:52.080 --> 0:13:54.880 You know, Yeah, I don't think that a low sperm 0:13:54.920 --> 0:13:58.840 count affects the baby that comes down. I don't think that, Like, 0:13:58.920 --> 0:14:00.960 if you have a low sperm counting, now your baby's 0:14:01.000 --> 0:14:04.320 got like a weird army that I just think it 0:14:04.400 --> 0:14:08.480 makes it less likely that you can't effectively make a baby. 0:14:09.000 --> 0:14:13.080 Uh yeah. Low sperm count symptoms might include problems with 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:18.040 sexual function, for example, low sex drive or difficulty maintain 0:14:18.120 --> 0:14:22.480 the interaction, pain, swelling or a lump in the tactical area, 0:14:23.000 --> 0:14:26.800 decreased facial or body hair, or other signs of a 0:14:26.920 --> 0:14:32.640 chromosome or hormone abnormality. Okay, man, even if you're not 0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:35.000 using them, you want them in there just to keep 0:14:35.040 --> 0:14:37.240 you you're looking the way you're supposed to look. It 0:14:37.320 --> 0:14:40.080 sounds like, yeah, yes, just to keep you know, because 0:14:40.080 --> 0:14:42.120 if you got a patchy beard, you don't want people 0:14:42.120 --> 0:14:45.880 in that. What's going on show? It's a fresh hole 0:14:45.960 --> 0:14:50.680 in your beard right there, homie. On your sperm count. 0:14:51.480 --> 0:14:53.640 You've been drinking. I told you to stop drinking the 0:14:53.680 --> 0:15:02.000 hose Jack and mountain dew. Number one, Jack is disgusting, 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:06.160 but number two it's bad for you. Yeah, Mountain dew 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:10.880 didn't make it into the mixer, the drink mixer of 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:14.560 you know, Gentz rail made it in there, coated in there, 0:15:15.160 --> 0:15:18.200 Soda water made it in there. Theyga milk made it 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:20.440 in and they were still like, what we're not doing 0:15:20.520 --> 0:15:28.760 Mountain dewd really pushed white Russians like milk and liquor, 0:15:28.920 --> 0:15:33.280 like yeah, sure, fourteen bucks, no Frowler, New York City. 0:15:33.600 --> 0:15:35.520 I remember because it was it was a phase of 0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:38.760 drinking where I just kind of ordered ship that I 0:15:38.800 --> 0:15:41.480 heard other people say. Well, I just heard from some 0:15:41.720 --> 0:15:44.760 because my first I think definitely. First, a couple of 0:15:44.760 --> 0:15:47.480 times I drank and I was underage, I just ordered 0:15:47.560 --> 0:15:50.240 gin and juice because I heard the song like gin 0:15:50.320 --> 0:15:56.120 and juice, really, I know, And then then gin should 0:15:56.120 --> 0:16:02.600 be completely illegal anyway, the I think I got arrested 0:16:02.760 --> 0:16:09.160 the second time I drank it just from the natural 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:12.920 effects of what j does put me, just putting up 0:16:13.560 --> 0:16:17.440 different energy into me. Yeah, it should be that should 0:16:17.440 --> 0:16:20.600 be illegal. Is this doesn't jen to make you sit 0:16:20.880 --> 0:16:23.160 and it's just a it's a it's a mess. But 0:16:25.080 --> 0:16:29.600 it didn't make it into the which is to me 0:16:29.680 --> 0:16:33.320 a very telling sign of how dangerous this drink is 0:16:33.400 --> 0:16:37.800 that even bartenders were like, I wouldn't there mix that one? No, 0:16:38.160 --> 0:16:47.640 I can't mix that with your poison. I'll not another 0:16:47.800 --> 0:16:53.920 Come on, man na na man now, no, okay, let 0:16:53.920 --> 0:16:56.960 me ask you this. Where was it do you think 0:16:57.160 --> 0:17:00.920 the first time you heard that Mountain dew affected your 0:17:01.000 --> 0:17:03.640 sperm account. Where where do you feel like that that 0:17:03.720 --> 0:17:07.919 rumor first hit you. I think it was one of those. 0:17:08.040 --> 0:17:10.960 It's just one of those you think maybe two thousand 0:17:11.840 --> 0:17:15.520 eight or nine, you know, just tearing about it and 0:17:15.520 --> 0:17:20.720 and just really feeling like, yo, this sounds about right. Yeah, 0:17:20.760 --> 0:17:22.480 you know you were just like, yeah, I'm all in. 0:17:23.720 --> 0:17:25.680 I think, yeah, I believe it. And at that point 0:17:25.760 --> 0:17:28.960 I had abandoned Cold Red, so I was willing to 0:17:29.040 --> 0:17:32.000 just jump on board and and really, you know, keep 0:17:32.040 --> 0:17:35.800 pushing that. Yeah. That's the That is the funny thing 0:17:35.840 --> 0:17:39.000 about the way that conspiracy these work is that like 0:17:39.080 --> 0:17:43.200 if it's some ship that you've already given up, you're like, yep, yeah, 0:17:43.320 --> 0:17:47.280 that sounds good to me. I'm done. Yep, I'm done. Anyways, 0:17:47.480 --> 0:17:50.280 I knew something was up. You just put it, just 0:17:50.400 --> 0:17:53.159 put it on your intuition. I knew I felt that ship, 0:17:53.280 --> 0:17:57.719 huh right. But then somebody's like, hey, you know the chicken. 0:17:57.920 --> 0:18:00.679 The chickens got all these probiotics and weird things in 0:18:00.760 --> 0:18:02.919 it that are bad for you. And you're like, I 0:18:02.960 --> 0:18:06.639 don't know. I think I think I'll stick with chicken. Yeah. 0:18:07.080 --> 0:18:09.880 It's like, no, that's just that that mumbo jump. All right, 0:18:09.880 --> 0:18:12.080 there is ill talking. Man, I ain't and what are 0:18:12.080 --> 0:18:15.000 you talking about? Man? Get don't gone with that bullshit. 0:18:16.720 --> 0:18:18.640 I ain't even trying to hear that. Man. Chicken been 0:18:18.640 --> 0:18:23.520 good to me my life in all forms, you know, 0:18:24.080 --> 0:18:28.760 I know, I'm I haven't had uh Popeye's in a while. 0:18:30.480 --> 0:18:35.240 But there was a level of self loading each time 0:18:35.640 --> 0:18:42.240 where I kind of was conceived that I was gonna 0:18:42.280 --> 0:18:45.240 have bubble guts afterwards, like oh, yeah, this is what 0:18:45.320 --> 0:18:49.520 it's gonna do to me, and this is this is 0:18:49.560 --> 0:18:53.760 just part of it. I would accept that. Yeah, and 0:18:53.840 --> 0:18:57.560 that's that's not good. That's not good. You know, you're 0:18:57.560 --> 0:19:02.560 getting better mathis you take pepto bismol preemptively, like when 0:19:02.560 --> 0:19:07.280 you know, like when you do Molly. Now, okay, Molly 0:19:07.480 --> 0:19:10.159 makes me ship, so let me get ahead of it 0:19:11.119 --> 0:19:15.200 a little bit. Oh here's the theory too. I'll never 0:19:15.240 --> 0:19:21.399 forget this. It was twenty sixteen All Star Weekend in 0:19:21.560 --> 0:19:27.120 Toronto and Chappelle had a show there and I go 0:19:27.320 --> 0:19:34.679 to the show. Backstage they had Popeyes and me and 0:19:34.800 --> 0:19:38.560 Danielle Rawlins and we were eating this pope eyes and 0:19:38.600 --> 0:19:43.800 you're like, yo, popeye'es it's fresh. It tasted like it 0:19:43.920 --> 0:19:50.080 was made with love, and which is never a statement 0:19:50.160 --> 0:19:55.800 anyone's ever made about prop Popeyes ever. We were damn 0:19:55.880 --> 0:19:59.920 that this is different they got Canada got different chick 0:20:00.160 --> 0:20:03.600 regulations up here. We could tell it's just tasted fresh air. 0:20:04.359 --> 0:20:06.439 And we were like, yeah, it's not gonna give us 0:20:06.440 --> 0:20:11.840 diarrhea nothing. It just tasted better. So that's one just 0:20:12.000 --> 0:20:16.040 we obviously Canada treats their food and chickens better than 0:20:16.119 --> 0:20:18.920 we do that. But it was just did you get that? 0:20:19.840 --> 0:20:23.200 Did you not get diarrhea from that pop ut? Did 0:20:23.320 --> 0:20:29.240 not get diarrhea? It's the conversation I'll remember forever. I 0:20:29.320 --> 0:20:32.240 remember just we It was just me and Donelle, like, day, 0:20:32.280 --> 0:20:36.720 I'm this chicken. It's fresh man. It's different, Like what 0:20:36.800 --> 0:20:41.320 have we been doing in back home? Three day old 0:20:41.400 --> 0:20:45.280 chicken is fresh? Yeah it was. It was fresh man. 0:20:45.359 --> 0:20:47.520 It was a difference. It's a different level just to 0:20:47.800 --> 0:20:52.120 you know, fast food restaurants and stuff and other countries 0:20:52.200 --> 0:20:58.080 sometimes just have a who was I was that in Amsterdam? 0:20:58.240 --> 0:21:00.840 Year's back and I went to Burger Kade and then 0:21:02.200 --> 0:21:04.600 after I got my food and they handed my food. 0:21:04.640 --> 0:21:07.720 The guys that enjoy your delicious meal. Just had this 0:21:07.880 --> 0:21:13.719 real just professionalism. Yeah, enjoy your delicious meal. I'm like, 0:21:13.800 --> 0:21:16.800 God damn it, it's different over here. Yeah, it's just 0:21:16.960 --> 0:21:22.560 it's the classier, more delightful experience. Thus the food is yeah. Yeah, 0:21:22.640 --> 0:21:28.919 that living wage experience. Yeah, a person who doesn't have 0:21:29.000 --> 0:21:32.359 to go home to a disappointed wife because he can't 0:21:32.440 --> 0:21:35.720 make make rent. Yeah, it's great. Well let me ask 0:21:35.760 --> 0:21:39.400 you this, with all of that, knowing or at least 0:21:39.480 --> 0:21:42.719 believing at the time that mountain dew could affect your 0:21:42.800 --> 0:21:45.879 sperm count, did that get you off of soda completely? 0:21:45.880 --> 0:21:47.680 Are you, like now a dude who like I ain't 0:21:47.760 --> 0:21:50.959 drinking none of that? Just in case, this is like 0:21:51.440 --> 0:21:54.399 larger than mountain dew. This is spreading across the entire 0:21:54.520 --> 0:21:59.040 soda you know, lexicon not all the way off. But 0:21:59.160 --> 0:22:02.000 I don't. I don't seek it out. You know. It's 0:22:02.080 --> 0:22:07.680 one of those that I'll if it's around sometimes I'll 0:22:07.720 --> 0:22:10.520 have a sprite. But I'm not really buying sprite, you know. 0:22:10.640 --> 0:22:13.919 But if it's had somebody's spot, I spright. That's not 0:22:14.000 --> 0:22:17.080 the thing I do wanna. I do want to cut 0:22:17.160 --> 0:22:23.240 out sugar, but it's tough. It's it's super tough. It's 0:22:23.280 --> 0:22:26.359 just I had I had a real sweet too, and 0:22:26.400 --> 0:22:29.920 it really it went up when I stopped drinking because 0:22:30.560 --> 0:22:33.040 I used to drink a lot of Jamison and genzrel 0:22:33.160 --> 0:22:36.200 and that's a lot of sugar, and so I remember, 0:22:36.760 --> 0:22:39.200 it's just after I thought when I stopped drinking, I 0:22:39.240 --> 0:22:42.679 would just lose a lot of weight, but I was 0:22:42.720 --> 0:22:45.199 replacing it with sugar, so I would just be I 0:22:45.200 --> 0:22:49.400 remember being in a Walgreens candy aisle and I've been 0:22:49.680 --> 0:22:52.160 so over a couple of weeks or something, and my 0:22:52.200 --> 0:22:59.959 mouth just started watering being around candy, and I'm like, God, damn, 0:23:00.280 --> 0:23:05.920 really it should have really in my veins for real, man. Yeah, yeah, 0:23:06.240 --> 0:23:10.359 I can't. Uh. I similarly am like constantly trying to 0:23:10.480 --> 0:23:14.000 like cut back. I'll stop eating fucking cookies and brownies 0:23:14.040 --> 0:23:18.239 and sour straws and ship and literally, if I'm around it, 0:23:18.600 --> 0:23:21.439 I'm going to eat this ship. I can't even begin 0:23:21.600 --> 0:23:25.600 to to keep my hands off of it. Yeah, it's 0:23:25.640 --> 0:23:30.399 a it's a tough It's a tough one. And I 0:23:30.840 --> 0:23:36.600 once I replaced it with cocaine, kind of get it out. 0:23:36.800 --> 0:23:39.120 You know. It's just like you can't just give up 0:23:39.119 --> 0:23:42.240 a vice. You have to find something else. You gotta 0:23:42.280 --> 0:23:46.400 find avice that that that kind of balances it out, 0:23:46.520 --> 0:23:48.560 and you can also spend time with that. So it's 0:23:48.600 --> 0:23:52.600 just you know, and that's the best lesson that I 0:23:52.640 --> 0:23:55.520 think you guys could walk away with it. If you're 0:23:55.560 --> 0:23:59.000 addicted to sugar, you gotta get on cocaine. It's gonna 0:23:59.080 --> 0:24:02.800 solve a lot of problems. Yeah, yeah, you're not gonna 0:24:02.840 --> 0:24:05.359 you're gonna taste as much. You know why you're not 0:24:05.359 --> 0:24:08.439 gonna want You don't You don't eat as much anyways. 0:24:08.600 --> 0:24:13.560 So the sugar thing, yeah, who needs to talk about? 0:24:14.000 --> 0:24:16.239 Who needs a sugar crape? And when you got all 0:24:16.280 --> 0:24:20.560 these business ideas to talk about? Yeah yeah, hell few 0:24:20.640 --> 0:24:25.600 that now listen future poop and then the and we 0:24:25.680 --> 0:24:28.240 have a sitcom and guess where it hangs out all 0:24:28.280 --> 0:24:35.720 the time future it's called cross marketing. We get where 0:24:35.760 --> 0:24:40.200 the business. Baby, all right, we're gonna take a break. 0:24:40.200 --> 0:24:42.359 We'll be back with more animal birds and more. My 0:24:42.400 --> 0:25:10.040 mama told me we e that this one. Ha ha 0:25:07.040 --> 0:25:13.760 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 0:25:13.160 --> 0:25:21.679 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I 0:25:21.720 --> 0:25:24.240 always forget how long that one is. And we're back. 0:25:24.800 --> 0:25:27.119 We're back here with more Hannibal birds, more of my 0:25:27.240 --> 0:25:30.239 mama told me, we're still talking about the possibility that 0:25:30.320 --> 0:25:35.359 mountain dew destroys your sperm count, and uh, I guess 0:25:35.440 --> 0:25:37.520 leaves you less of a man than you started with 0:25:37.560 --> 0:25:41.200 a patchy beard and and less confidence, more more of 0:25:41.240 --> 0:25:46.200 a shell of a man at this point, who whose 0:25:46.280 --> 0:25:48.960 laugh was that? I know of it? I couldn't. I 0:25:49.920 --> 0:25:53.040 often I come up with a lot of weird drops. 0:25:53.119 --> 0:25:55.960 And then I also petitioned my audience to send me 0:25:56.040 --> 0:25:58.320 drops and that was sent to us by a person. 0:25:58.440 --> 0:26:01.800 So I don't actually know okay, because I know them, 0:26:01.960 --> 0:26:04.800 I know the moment, but I just couldn't. Yeah, I 0:26:04.800 --> 0:26:08.119 couldn't play it. That was on. It feels like a 0:26:08.320 --> 0:26:10.439 very and I could be very wrong. It feels like 0:26:10.480 --> 0:26:15.120 a Steve Wilco see Jerry Springer type vibe of like 0:26:15.200 --> 0:26:18.200 somebody retaliating to an audience making fun of them. But 0:26:18.240 --> 0:26:24.560 I could be wrong, U wilcos what a what a 0:26:24.600 --> 0:26:28.640 success story? You know? My god, the life that he's lived, right, 0:26:28.840 --> 0:26:32.639