Speaker 1: That's a real problem. The bailiff a judge duty is
Speaker 1: bad at improv and that's that's what's keeping his career
Speaker 1: stacked in this entire time. Yeah, or is he granted
Speaker 1: improv and he's being stifled and he got you know,
Speaker 1: she just sent that like ju shooting is hemming him
Speaker 1: up in the back and being like you better not
Speaker 1: step on my show, like bring get relaxed, buddy, Now
Speaker 1: let's do it again. But how he used to doing.
Speaker 1: I do like to think that there are some takes
Speaker 1: where he fully like comes out of this show and
Speaker 1: then she like halls cut, like nah, take that back. Nah,
Speaker 1: let's do it again, but the right way, shoot his way.
Speaker 1: Rock ships in your racist money mary stuff. You can't
Speaker 1: tell me. Yep, yep, yep, there it is. There it is.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My
Speaker 1: Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep, deep
Speaker 1: into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we finally
Speaker 1: worked to prove that Doc Rivers invented the sea through faith.
Speaker 1: That's right, y'all have been calling Doc Rivers bald heady,
Speaker 1: but nope, that nigga went to the shop and said,
Speaker 1: give me the INVISI line. Baby, make that ship see through.
Speaker 1: You remember when Marcus Houston wore a see through outfit.
Speaker 1: That's what Doc Rivers is doing, but with a taper.
Speaker 1: I fucking love you. I am your host, lanks Ning
Speaker 1: Herman has always I'm here. I'm excited my guest today.
Speaker 1: God damn that we have a phenomenal guest for you today.
Speaker 1: He is hilarious. You know him from his special Miami Nights.
Speaker 1: You know him from Broad City, you know him from
Speaker 1: the Eric Andre Show, fucking Spider Man movies. And most importantly,
Speaker 1: he has a pending project, an upcoming restaurant that you
Speaker 1: are gonna you're gonna love. It's gonna be phenomenal. It's
Speaker 1: called Future Poops You. You can't wait to hear more
Speaker 1: about it. I can't wait to hear more about it.
Speaker 1: Give it up from my guest, Mr Hannibal Burreez. What's
Speaker 1: happening man? What's up? Dog? That song thanks a dude
Speaker 1: named Nick Chambers. Yeah, just whispering. I didn't catch what
Speaker 1: was going on at first, and then and and I
Speaker 1: started hearing it was whispering different conspiracy theories and that stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's mostly nonsense that me and Nick sat down and wrote.
Speaker 1: It's it's a nice time. Yeah, tell me more about
Speaker 1: these future Poops though, I gotta know more about this restaurant.
Speaker 1: A joke actually early on in my career about I
Speaker 1: don't know why girls like fancy restaurants because all of it.
Speaker 1: His Future Poop is one of those just premises that's
Speaker 1: not really Uh. It probably wasn't great for stand up,
Speaker 1: but everything is not for stand up, is what I
Speaker 1: learned with time. You know, some things are ideas of
Speaker 1: concepts and not for the stage. Some of these are
Speaker 1: too brilliant to be wasted on just raindos in an audience,
Speaker 1: just in a bar. No, some of them deserve to
Speaker 1: have a team around him, a chef, a general manager,
Speaker 1: a staff of building some music menu. And that's the
Speaker 1: way that some of these you need to call in
Speaker 1: the Michelan reviewers to have them come down and get
Speaker 1: there there. Yeah, seventeen years after the fact, and so
Speaker 1: that's where it was. So I had the idea just
Speaker 1: a bit of place called Future Poop where that's the fun,
Speaker 1: just dumb name, but then having the food actually be
Speaker 1: really good. And so I hit up a chef frame.
Speaker 1: When I had that, I was like, hey, man, I
Speaker 1: got the restaurant in the future poop it's gonna be
Speaker 1: you don't use it, but the food is good, the
Speaker 1: branding is good. We got good music and you know,
Speaker 1: good jingles and all of that, and we donate money
Speaker 1: to Colon cancer research and all that, you know, make
Speaker 1: this poop joke experience really good. And and he and
Speaker 1: he was like, I'm with it, and so then he
Speaker 1: made a menu and so it's just gas on the fire.
Speaker 1: So I been moving with that, Gonna try to get
Speaker 1: We're gonna try to get in at Pittsfork Festival if
Speaker 1: we get on the grounds for Pitchfork Festival. If not
Speaker 1: doing it, doing a pop up somewhere in Chicago, if
Speaker 1: we don't get the official you know, Pitchfork. I love this,
Speaker 1: but I love I love when a bit goes further
Speaker 1: than a bit was meant to go. And that's a
Speaker 1: it's a beautiful thing when it just it turns into
Speaker 1: something more meaningful than we ever anticipated. I'm a big fan, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: because you can just really you just realize it's not
Speaker 1: it's just about the energy you put behind something and
Speaker 1: and putting the pieces together and truly believe it, because
Speaker 1: that's what it is when I when I get on
Speaker 1: the phone with folks that yo, he's he's not sucking round,
Speaker 1: he's I could hear I could hear it in his
Speaker 1: It's like when you listening to rapping, like yo, I
Speaker 1: believe this, MoMA, Like when I'm talking about you to
Speaker 1: put people like yo, he's he's like, he's serious, serious,
Speaker 1: He's gonna make it happen. Uh, because it's a spot
Speaker 1: you heard of a heart attack grill in Vegas. No,
Speaker 1: this is a spot called the heart Attack Grill in
Speaker 1: downtown Vegas and they and they just, uh, it's based
Speaker 1: everybody else to where it's a medical thing. So people
Speaker 1: get free food if they weigh over three hundred pounds
Speaker 1: of five. It's something crazy and people have had actual
Speaker 1: heart attacks in there, and they spake despect doctor character
Speaker 1: and he said, yeah, you know, I'm just trying to
Speaker 1: show you. McDonald's won't tell you about this but that,
Speaker 1: and he's just like, yeah, you know, this food is
Speaker 1: messed up, but I'm just being real and he's he
Speaker 1: just fully's committed into this theme that's way more fucked
Speaker 1: up than what you're offering, You're you're just saying like, look,
Speaker 1: let's be honest about the cycle that this food is
Speaker 1: gonna go. They're murdering people and being like, hey, you
Speaker 1: know what you signed up for. Look at our look
Speaker 1: at our symbols, look at our name. They're doing like
Speaker 1: burgers with eight patties. It's just real cartoonists, just crazy stuff.
Speaker 1: People have to wear medical gowns and it's just a
Speaker 1: weird zone. But they they commit it to their bit
Speaker 1: so much where you know, and locked in and people
Speaker 1: make the decision they have to data to go in
Speaker 1: there and have this ch past the past whatever. This is,
Speaker 1: this generation of just like acknowledging that we're dying and
Speaker 1: then also volunteering for more of it is I don't know,
Speaker 1: Overgo survived this one. Yeah, I mean it's not we
Speaker 1: need some overeaten wraps, you know what I mean. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of there's lean wrapping that's peel wrap, but
Speaker 1: there's no Yeah, and I hate the whole burger and
Speaker 1: the arties just then, and this ship is just really
Speaker 1: just a part my breathing change and I don't know
Speaker 1: if it will go back. No, I'm not going to
Speaker 1: just make fat d and code on the wrap. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's been a lot of cool fat wrappers. There are
Speaker 1: a lot of cool fat reppers and they're like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and they don't focus enough one on how they got
Speaker 1: that way. I think is the larger takeaway from this.
Speaker 1: We need didn't know how you made it that far
Speaker 1: a big pun. Don't just start it. I'm fat and handsome.
Speaker 1: Tell me how you got fat and handsome, and tell
Speaker 1: us how tired you are after your concerts. Also, like,
Speaker 1: really talk about what it is to put on an
Speaker 1: hour show and how that feels and how you wish
Speaker 1: it will feel different, the toll it's put on your
Speaker 1: oversized body. Please tell us more. I know it's tough,
Speaker 1: because you know how. I know because I I even
Speaker 1: when I was I was a little out of shape
Speaker 1: and I would do a bit with just required me
Speaker 1: running across the stage. I don't know how Cat Williams
Speaker 1: does it. Yeah. I was like, God, damn, that wasn't
Speaker 1: even that much frunting. I think about that that bit
Speaker 1: where he rides the stool like a motorcycle all the time,
Speaker 1: and it's like, how how did you find yourself down
Speaker 1: there that easily? Yeah? Man, it's uh, it's cardio, man,
Speaker 1: That's is real cardio. I've seen folks, you know when
Speaker 1: you see singers training and and on on the treadmill
Speaker 1: or something and singing the stuff to get that's where
Speaker 1: it is. You know. I love that Clipper Kanye perform
Speaker 1: and touched the sky and then he uh during the
Speaker 1: I just wanted to dance. I went to Jacob and
Speaker 1: now when I just I got an advanced I just
Speaker 1: wanted He's running across the stage full speed. He's like,
Speaker 1: that's tough to do. You know when people people like Amagy, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he cares. He's just you know, yeah, yeah, he's invested
Speaker 1: in this Jay. Alright, we we can't banter anymore. We
Speaker 1: gotta launch into this ship because you can with a
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory that I would say it's has been one
Speaker 1: of our most highly requested ones. I'll be it knowing
Speaker 1: that no one's ever brought it up to me, but
Speaker 1: you're the first. And you said, my mama told me
Speaker 1: mountain too low was your sperm count? Yeah, I've just
Speaker 1: I just see I've been hearing it and it just
Speaker 1: feels right man, you know, and it's kind of Mountain
Speaker 1: dew the mounta dew does seem like it would it
Speaker 1: would do something like that. It's just, uh, it's not
Speaker 1: great at all, and it is not most Solda isn't
Speaker 1: good for you anyway. But mountain dew, if you have
Speaker 1: to rank them, mountin dew feels like the one that
Speaker 1: would you know, just put your your bloodline and danger. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's there's something about it that that seems the most
Speaker 1: unnatural of all the soldas, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: where it's like, all right, I know what what some
Speaker 1: of these things are at least attempting to tell me
Speaker 1: they are. But mountain Dew's like, hey, nigger, we made
Speaker 1: this up. This ain't got nothing to do with nothing.
Speaker 1: It ain't got nothing to do with mountains, or do mountains.
Speaker 1: Mountain dew, if you're talking about that, that's just water.
Speaker 1: It should be just water, and you know we got
Speaker 1: all this other stuff in it. So that means that
Speaker 1: you know how water glows, and uh, it don't stop
Speaker 1: glowing even when it's inside. I will say I did
Speaker 1: when Mountain Dude cold Read came out, and maybe I
Speaker 1: think that was about two thousand thousand three that range
Speaker 1: I did fall victim to that marketing. Oh, that's how
Speaker 1: they get that's how they get you. You, that's how
Speaker 1: they get you certain marketing because you realized the marketing
Speaker 1: isn't about getting you to go get something right away.
Speaker 1: It's just about that subtle thing where you know, this
Speaker 1: is interesting commercial and then when you look and you're
Speaker 1: in the liquor store and you're like, oh, I need
Speaker 1: a beer real quick, and oh, the most interesting man
Speaker 1: in the world. You get it. Yeah, They're like like
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, that's when you in that moment. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Then they had a funny commercial. Yeah, I feel like
Speaker 1: and maybe you felt this to Mountain Dew, at least
Speaker 1: in my memory of it was marketed more towards like
Speaker 1: skater white boy, like some cool X game ship. But
Speaker 1: then co Red came around and that one was more
Speaker 1: marketed towards like black people. That was like the them
Speaker 1: attempting an effort at an urban market for for mountain dew,
Speaker 1: And similarly, I thought that it was like different than
Speaker 1: the alternative. Yeah man it uh were they trying to
Speaker 1: so they was trying to go west, right, I guess right?
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, yeah, Well when was it? When was that
Speaker 1: when a mountain do two thousand one, two thousand one,
Speaker 1: it dropped Mountain do co red. Yeah, I remember it.
Speaker 1: I was in college. They would have it at the
Speaker 1: at the cafeteria. Mountain cod. Yeah, I used the I
Speaker 1: love mountain dew and Mountain dew cored and I thought
Speaker 1: I similarly had heard for years that it lowered your
Speaker 1: sperm count. But at the time I was like, I
Speaker 1: ain't doing nothing with these sperms. I'll drink all I want.
Speaker 1: What what could possibly go wrong with all of this? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean how much do you do you need? I
Speaker 1: guess the real thing is, you know, what is the
Speaker 1: result of having a lower sperm count and procreate? Because
Speaker 1: if it there's millions of them, then you can lose
Speaker 1: a hunt of thousand and I right, how much lower?
Speaker 1: Are we talking in the grande? Like? Does does a
Speaker 1: low sperm count make the baby? Let's see, let's see
Speaker 1: about what happens when you have a lower spur count.
Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, I don't think that a low sperm
Speaker 1: count affects the baby that comes down. I don't think that, Like,
Speaker 1: if you have a low sperm counting, now your baby's
Speaker 1: got like a weird army that I just think it
Speaker 1: makes it less likely that you can't effectively make a baby.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah. Low sperm count symptoms might include problems with
Speaker 1: sexual function, for example, low sex drive or difficulty maintain
Speaker 1: the interaction, pain, swelling or a lump in the tactical area,
Speaker 1: decreased facial or body hair, or other signs of a
Speaker 1: chromosome or hormone abnormality. Okay, man, even if you're not
Speaker 1: using them, you want them in there just to keep
Speaker 1: you you're looking the way you're supposed to look. It
Speaker 1: sounds like, yeah, yes, just to keep you know, because
Speaker 1: if you got a patchy beard, you don't want people
Speaker 1: in that. What's going on show? It's a fresh hole
Speaker 1: in your beard right there, homie. On your sperm count.
Speaker 1: You've been drinking. I told you to stop drinking the
Speaker 1: hose Jack and mountain dew. Number one, Jack is disgusting,
Speaker 1: but number two it's bad for you. Yeah, Mountain dew
Speaker 1: didn't make it into the mixer, the drink mixer of
Speaker 1: you know, Gentz rail made it in there, coated in there,
Speaker 1: Soda water made it in there. Theyga milk made it
Speaker 1: in and they were still like, what we're not doing
Speaker 1: Mountain dewd really pushed white Russians like milk and liquor,
Speaker 1: like yeah, sure, fourteen bucks, no Frowler, New York City.
Speaker 1: I remember because it was it was a phase of
Speaker 1: drinking where I just kind of ordered ship that I
Speaker 1: heard other people say. Well, I just heard from some
Speaker 1: because my first I think definitely. First, a couple of
Speaker 1: times I drank and I was underage, I just ordered
Speaker 1: gin and juice because I heard the song like gin
Speaker 1: and juice, really, I know, And then then gin should
Speaker 1: be completely illegal anyway, the I think I got arrested
Speaker 1: the second time I drank it just from the natural
Speaker 1: effects of what j does put me, just putting up
Speaker 1: different energy into me. Yeah, it should be that should
Speaker 1: be illegal. Is this doesn't jen to make you sit
Speaker 1: and it's just a it's a it's a mess. But
Speaker 1: it didn't make it into the which is to me
Speaker 1: a very telling sign of how dangerous this drink is
Speaker 1: that even bartenders were like, I wouldn't there mix that one? No,
Speaker 1: I can't mix that with your poison. I'll not another
Speaker 1: Come on, man na na man now, no, okay, let
Speaker 1: me ask you this. Where was it do you think
Speaker 1: the first time you heard that Mountain dew affected your
Speaker 1: sperm account. Where where do you feel like that that
Speaker 1: rumor first hit you. I think it was one of those.
Speaker 1: It's just one of those you think maybe two thousand
Speaker 1: eight or nine, you know, just tearing about it and
Speaker 1: and just really feeling like, yo, this sounds about right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know you were just like, yeah, I'm all in.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I believe it. And at that point
Speaker 1: I had abandoned Cold Red, so I was willing to
Speaker 1: just jump on board and and really, you know, keep
Speaker 1: pushing that. Yeah. That's the That is the funny thing
Speaker 1: about the way that conspiracy these work is that like
Speaker 1: if it's some ship that you've already given up, you're like, yep, yeah,
Speaker 1: that sounds good to me. I'm done. Yep, I'm done. Anyways,
Speaker 1: I knew something was up. You just put it, just
Speaker 1: put it on your intuition. I knew I felt that ship,
Speaker 1: huh right. But then somebody's like, hey, you know the chicken.
Speaker 1: The chickens got all these probiotics and weird things in
Speaker 1: it that are bad for you. And you're like, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think I think I'll stick with chicken. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's like, no, that's just that that mumbo jump. All right,
Speaker 1: there is ill talking. Man, I ain't and what are
Speaker 1: you talking about? Man? Get don't gone with that bullshit.
Speaker 1: I ain't even trying to hear that. Man. Chicken been
Speaker 1: good to me my life in all forms, you know,
Speaker 1: I know, I'm I haven't had uh Popeye's in a while.
Speaker 1: But there was a level of self loading each time
Speaker 1: where I kind of was conceived that I was gonna
Speaker 1: have bubble guts afterwards, like oh, yeah, this is what
Speaker 1: it's gonna do to me, and this is this is
Speaker 1: just part of it. I would accept that. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: that's that's not good. That's not good. You know, you're
Speaker 1: getting better mathis you take pepto bismol preemptively, like when
Speaker 1: you know, like when you do Molly. Now, okay, Molly
Speaker 1: makes me ship, so let me get ahead of it
Speaker 1: a little bit. Oh here's the theory too. I'll never
Speaker 1: forget this. It was twenty sixteen All Star Weekend in
Speaker 1: Toronto and Chappelle had a show there and I go
Speaker 1: to the show. Backstage they had Popeyes and me and
Speaker 1: Danielle Rawlins and we were eating this pope eyes and
Speaker 1: you're like, yo, popeye'es it's fresh. It tasted like it
Speaker 1: was made with love, and which is never a statement
Speaker 1: anyone's ever made about prop Popeyes ever. We were damn
Speaker 1: that this is different they got Canada got different chick
Speaker 1: regulations up here. We could tell it's just tasted fresh air.
Speaker 1: And we were like, yeah, it's not gonna give us
Speaker 1: diarrhea nothing. It just tasted better. So that's one just
Speaker 1: we obviously Canada treats their food and chickens better than
Speaker 1: we do that. But it was just did you get that?
Speaker 1: Did you not get diarrhea from that pop ut? Did
Speaker 1: not get diarrhea? It's the conversation I'll remember forever. I
Speaker 1: remember just we It was just me and Donelle, like, day,
Speaker 1: I'm this chicken. It's fresh man. It's different, Like what
Speaker 1: have we been doing in back home? Three day old
Speaker 1: chicken is fresh? Yeah it was. It was fresh man.
Speaker 1: It was a difference. It's a different level just to
Speaker 1: you know, fast food restaurants and stuff and other countries
Speaker 1: sometimes just have a who was I was that in Amsterdam?
Speaker 1: Year's back and I went to Burger Kade and then
Speaker 1: after I got my food and they handed my food.
Speaker 1: The guys that enjoy your delicious meal. Just had this
Speaker 1: real just professionalism. Yeah, enjoy your delicious meal. I'm like,
Speaker 1: God damn it, it's different over here. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: it's the classier, more delightful experience. Thus the food is yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that living wage experience. Yeah, a person who doesn't have
Speaker 1: to go home to a disappointed wife because he can't
Speaker 1: make make rent. Yeah, it's great. Well let me ask
Speaker 1: you this, with all of that, knowing or at least
Speaker 1: believing at the time that mountain dew could affect your
Speaker 1: sperm count, did that get you off of soda completely?
Speaker 1: Are you, like now a dude who like I ain't
Speaker 1: drinking none of that? Just in case, this is like
Speaker 1: larger than mountain dew. This is spreading across the entire
Speaker 1: soda you know, lexicon not all the way off. But
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't seek it out. You know. It's
Speaker 1: one of those that I'll if it's around sometimes I'll
Speaker 1: have a sprite. But I'm not really buying sprite, you know.
Speaker 1: But if it's had somebody's spot, I spright. That's not
Speaker 1: the thing I do wanna. I do want to cut
Speaker 1: out sugar, but it's tough. It's it's super tough. It's
Speaker 1: just I had I had a real sweet too, and
Speaker 1: it really it went up when I stopped drinking because
Speaker 1: I used to drink a lot of Jamison and genzrel
Speaker 1: and that's a lot of sugar, and so I remember,
Speaker 1: it's just after I thought when I stopped drinking, I
Speaker 1: would just lose a lot of weight, but I was
Speaker 1: replacing it with sugar, so I would just be I
Speaker 1: remember being in a Walgreens candy aisle and I've been
Speaker 1: so over a couple of weeks or something, and my
Speaker 1: mouth just started watering being around candy, and I'm like, God, damn,
Speaker 1: really it should have really in my veins for real, man. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't. Uh. I similarly am like constantly trying to
Speaker 1: like cut back. I'll stop eating fucking cookies and brownies
Speaker 1: and sour straws and ship and literally, if I'm around it,
Speaker 1: I'm going to eat this ship. I can't even begin
Speaker 1: to to keep my hands off of it. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a it's a tough It's a tough one. And I
Speaker 1: once I replaced it with cocaine, kind of get it out.
Speaker 1: You know. It's just like you can't just give up
Speaker 1: a vice. You have to find something else. You gotta
Speaker 1: find avice that that that kind of balances it out,
Speaker 1: and you can also spend time with that. So it's
Speaker 1: just you know, and that's the best lesson that I
Speaker 1: think you guys could walk away with it. If you're
Speaker 1: addicted to sugar, you gotta get on cocaine. It's gonna
Speaker 1: solve a lot of problems. Yeah, yeah, you're not gonna
Speaker 1: you're gonna taste as much. You know why you're not
Speaker 1: gonna want You don't You don't eat as much anyways.
Speaker 1: So the sugar thing, yeah, who needs to talk about?
Speaker 1: Who needs a sugar crape? And when you got all
Speaker 1: these business ideas to talk about? Yeah yeah, hell few
Speaker 1: that now listen future poop and then the and we
Speaker 1: have a sitcom and guess where it hangs out all
Speaker 1: the time future it's called cross marketing. We get where
Speaker 1: the business. Baby, all right, we're gonna take a break.
Speaker 1: We'll be back with more animal birds and more. My
Speaker 1: mama told me we e that this one. Ha ha
Speaker 1: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Speaker 1: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I
Speaker 1: always forget how long that one is. And we're back.
Speaker 1: We're back here with more Hannibal birds, more of my
Speaker 1: mama told me, we're still talking about the possibility that
Speaker 1: mountain dew destroys your sperm count, and uh, I guess
Speaker 1: leaves you less of a man than you started with
Speaker 1: a patchy beard and and less confidence, more more of
Speaker 1: a shell of a man at this point, who whose
Speaker 1: laugh was that? I know of it? I couldn't. I
Speaker 1: often I come up with a lot of weird drops.
Speaker 1: And then I also petitioned my audience to send me
Speaker 1: drops and that was sent to us by a person.
Speaker 1: So I don't actually know okay, because I know them,
Speaker 1: I know the moment, but I just couldn't. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: couldn't play it. That was on. It feels like a
Speaker 1: very and I could be very wrong. It feels like
Speaker 1: a Steve Wilco see Jerry Springer type vibe of like
Speaker 1: somebody retaliating to an audience making fun of them. But
Speaker 1: I could be wrong, U wilcos what a what a
Speaker 1: success story? You know? My god, the life that he's lived, right,
Speaker 1: you know, off of just being security guard. But what
Speaker 1: about like the bailor functions judy him? His problem is
Speaker 1: he doesn't punch enough people in the face and that
Speaker 1: really it doesn't make us remember him the way that
Speaker 1: we need to, you know what I mean. He had
Speaker 1: so many chances, though, like so many missed opportunities, so
Speaker 1: many it wasn't just like a season. He had so
Speaker 1: many shots. Suggest ain't no, And it's not like Judge
Speaker 1: Judy is switching up her moves. You're coming in hot
Speaker 1: every time. If you're gonna back your girl up and
Speaker 1: punch your body in the face. Man, Yeah, he could
Speaker 1: saying wow stuff all the time, and he was just
Speaker 1: you know his move. All right, we gotta jump into
Speaker 1: this research. Now, let's start with what we do know.
Speaker 1: Medical professionals, based on everything that I read, do say
Speaker 1: that there is, it is and in fact a myth
Speaker 1: that mountain dew kills your sperms. So if you decide
Speaker 1: that you want to go back the mountain dew code read,
Speaker 1: apparently that is not exactly what is happening with mountain
Speaker 1: dew right now. One of the things that they say
Speaker 1: about mountain dew, and this was what everybody theorized, was
Speaker 1: that there were two reasons why they were theorizing that
Speaker 1: mountain dew was killing your sperm. And number one was
Speaker 1: it has more caffeine than any other type of soda.
Speaker 1: It's like way more caffeine than the average soda. And
Speaker 1: then number two is this chemical called yellow number five.
Speaker 1: Have you heard of yellow number five? Yeah, it's the
Speaker 1: main ingredient that everybody was worried is like, uh, fucking
Speaker 1: up your sperm. Okay, what's the I want to jump
Speaker 1: back to the caffeine part. How much more caffeine than
Speaker 1: the other drinks does the Mountain do have? So I
Speaker 1: don't know that it's like, uh an insanely more amount,
Speaker 1: but I think that's why it became like the extreme
Speaker 1: drink was like they were pitching it as like, um,
Speaker 1: it was like a precursor for like uh five hour
Speaker 1: energies and your your monsters and all that other stuff
Speaker 1: where it just was telling you, look, we got a
Speaker 1: little bit more than than everybody else is putting in
Speaker 1: their their regular drinks. Okay, So, uh, I just pulled
Speaker 1: I just pulled up some stats. Yep, Mountain dew hast
Speaker 1: five milli grounds caffeine per can diet coke point three
Speaker 1: dr pepper forty two pepsi thirty eight point nine Okay,
Speaker 1: so everybody else, Yeah, on the caffeine side of it again. Okay,
Speaker 1: and a cup of coffee has one fifty milligrams of caffeine.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad you said that because they say that essentially,
Speaker 1: like for a cup of coffee and that level of caffeine,
Speaker 1: that would you say one one uh one fifty, So
Speaker 1: a they're saying that if you drink, let's say, a
Speaker 1: twelve ounce cup of coffee, they actually say that that
Speaker 1: improves your sperm motility, which is just the sperms ability
Speaker 1: to like move around and ship. Right, But they say
Speaker 1: if you were to drink four of those cups, four
Speaker 1: twelve ounce cups, that would pretty much make your sperm
Speaker 1: sit still and not move at all, because that's an
Speaker 1: overdose of caffe for your sperm. So it could affect
Speaker 1: you if you do too much caffeine. But a little
Speaker 1: bit of caffeine actually makes your sperm perk up and ship. Okay.
Speaker 1: The word motility, for some reason made me think of
Speaker 1: a futuristic startup that's like a tail that you take
Speaker 1: and then it's like these other beings and they go
Speaker 1: into you and and your sack and give your sperm
Speaker 1: motivational speeches. Hey, come on, man, it starts out out,
Speaker 1: you know, and then and there just talking and like
Speaker 1: you can do it? Is what are you doing? Okay?
Speaker 1: I was just and he shouted to find out the
Speaker 1: sperm wasn't just it was you know, they're just giving that.
Speaker 1: They're giving us from the uh the everest treatment, and
Speaker 1: just like, come on, man, just sitting there. What's wrong
Speaker 1: with you? Man? You can create a light. Come on,
Speaker 1: you can bring a new human being and that human
Speaker 1: being gonna and you could do it. You could be you.
Speaker 1: You can change the world. Believe it is. So why
Speaker 1: are you sitting there with your tail all curled up
Speaker 1: looking stupid? I'm worried I'm gonna create a serial killer.
Speaker 1: So I just just the possibilities of what a human
Speaker 1: being can be and just all of them, just things
Speaker 1: that can happen in the world, with all the variables.
Speaker 1: They just drive me crazy and I just don't want
Speaker 1: to get out there. It's just so many things that
Speaker 1: can happen. So I just feel better just being right.
Speaker 1: Just leave me be. There's actually no evidence of humans
Speaker 1: actually being worth the the investment that I could possibly
Speaker 1: put into an egg, so I don't want to be
Speaker 1: a part of it. It's just don't. It's just a lottery,
Speaker 1: and it's just yes, some I've been some are amazing,
Speaker 1: but it's a lot of You might just have somebody
Speaker 1: just just regular and boring, and I a part of that.
Speaker 1: It's just, you know, why, why even the good people
Speaker 1: are sort of contributing to the destruction of the planet.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it just doesn't seem Yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: the wealth disparity. And I don't want to be on
Speaker 1: either side of it right now, you know, because it
Speaker 1: just wouldn't feel good. Yeah, alright, So the sperm motility
Speaker 1: could be affected by all this these cups of coffee.
Speaker 1: So four cups would basically come out to six hundred
Speaker 1: uh milligrams of caffeine, which is a ship son and
Speaker 1: apparently it would require you mathematically to drink essentially eleven
Speaker 1: cans of mountain dew a day to have that same effect.
Speaker 1: So it's not like you're you're anywhere near in all
Speaker 1: likelihood the chances of actually affecting your sperm negatively unless
Speaker 1: you are drinking an insane amount of mountain dew. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you know, the average person probably ain't doing that. Now.
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I used to go to
Speaker 1: to this gas station by my house and drink like those.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a big gulp, but it was because it
Speaker 1: wasn't a real seven eleven. But it was like a
Speaker 1: big ass cup of just mountain dew and they would
Speaker 1: let you re fill for free. So I drink like
Speaker 1: two or three of those a day, and that was
Speaker 1: like thirty hours of each. So I was sucking myself
Speaker 1: up pretty good. But I don't know if I was
Speaker 1: sucking my sperm up, if that makes sense. Yeah. Man,
Speaker 1: it's just a lot of some some soldas I would you.
Speaker 1: You'll notice there's a different harshness and some Now thinking back,
Speaker 1: I remember crushes had a sort of harsher hit when
Speaker 1: you when you go down that initially what you're getting
Speaker 1: it for is that, yeah, that tastes. Mostly we should
Speaker 1: be just be spitting stuff out now that I think
Speaker 1: about it, we should just be like, like how we
Speaker 1: like wine taste is most of this stuff because we're
Speaker 1: just doing it for the initial flavor. We shouldn't have
Speaker 1: it go all the way through the process. What why
Speaker 1: that's not meant for your testing through the whole thing
Speaker 1: and out? What What have I mean? I've been this
Speaker 1: what have I been doing aboutself? But yeah, I remember,
Speaker 1: they'll certain something like, oh that burnt like I felt
Speaker 1: like liquor a little bit, the way it hit M.
Speaker 1: That's got a nip. Yeah man, it's just you know,
Speaker 1: uh no, I think that's a hundred percent correct. A
Speaker 1: bunch of these things are not actually meant for your body.
Speaker 1: And they actually talked about some of the things that
Speaker 1: that beyond your sperm count, that mountain dew can negatively
Speaker 1: affect you with. And some of the things are fucking wild.
Speaker 1: Is that if you overdrink mountain dew or any sodas,
Speaker 1: you can end up with insomnia, irritability, upset stomach, diarrhea,
Speaker 1: and a faster heartbeat, like you just walking around with
Speaker 1: a fucking nearly exploding heart for the rest of your
Speaker 1: life because you wanted to do the do Yeah. See man,
Speaker 1: And that and drinks and fold and how it affects
Speaker 1: move makes me think about times in my life where
Speaker 1: I probably wasn't in the right space to make a
Speaker 1: high level decision and I might have been irritable because
Speaker 1: of drinking poison the past couple of days or sleepy
Speaker 1: or whatever, and made a high level decision based on
Speaker 1: that ship and like I should have drunk more water
Speaker 1: and I would have been you know, and Angry Berries too.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I was. I was, I was
Speaker 1: hung over. No, I ain't doing no ever I did
Speaker 1: the first one. I'm not. I was so I was
Speaker 1: just insistent. I wasn't at my best. I'm sorry at me.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I had a big gop of mountain dew
Speaker 1: and I just my head just wasn't on straight. It
Speaker 1: just felt like the right thing to say that I
Speaker 1: actually had a lovely time on Angry Birds one and
Speaker 1: and in retrospect, i'd love that check as well. It's yes,
Speaker 1: you know, it was such an easy thirty minutes of work.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Who am I to turn this down? Disclaimer?
Speaker 1: I was not offered Angry Birds too, and I don't
Speaker 1: have real anger about not being in it before up
Speaker 1: like hey, hey, hey, hey, you weren't right for it.
Speaker 1: You would you want to ruin the natural chemistry that
Speaker 1: they had, and too with your reads. I do love
Speaker 1: the idea of them being like, yeah, it just doesn't
Speaker 1: fit you, just don't. You don't look like one of
Speaker 1: the birds. You don't look like the turquoise bird to me.
Speaker 1: I do wish though when we do have made his
Speaker 1: stuff and we do the press for it, just can
Speaker 1: you just just dress me up as the animal and
Speaker 1: we do you know what I'm saying, dude, like you
Speaker 1: ain't got nobody in these costumes on the let's have
Speaker 1: let's if put a dog next to me, at least
Speaker 1: like a full size dog next to me, and then
Speaker 1: we can kind of bancer back and forth. Because me,
Speaker 1: how do you expect me to get in character if
Speaker 1: I'm not at least wearing the dog costume or sitting
Speaker 1: next to a dog in this in this end, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't do it. I can't just look at the
Speaker 1: poster next to the journalist and like lock in, you know,
Speaker 1: but give me a dog. I'm just like, yeah, you
Speaker 1: know how we see you out here. We're out here
Speaker 1: doing it again to dog, you know, and it's just yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just the story, just everybody just working with the cast,
Speaker 1: you know, cast, it's like a family, you know when
Speaker 1: we're out there and just talking and yeah, and we
Speaker 1: had like a family, even though we did our sessions
Speaker 1: separately and nobody ever worked in the same room together.
Speaker 1: It's like a distant family. You know that cousin you
Speaker 1: don't really talk to that much when you get together.
Speaker 1: It's good like that. Check it out. You know, we
Speaker 1: did our sessions and I never met him, but I
Speaker 1: did see his name signed on the same sheet of
Speaker 1: paper when we went into the rooms later from each other.
Speaker 1: So there's a bud there. Yeah, it's buying the energy
Speaker 1: he left in the room. When I got to the room,
Speaker 1: they said, oh, he was way more fun than you were,
Speaker 1: Like he was more Oh yeah, he shook everyone saying
Speaker 1: you sort of just lowered your head and went straight
Speaker 1: to the microphone. But that's neither here. No, thank you
Speaker 1: for doing the movie. Okay, let's talk a little bit
Speaker 1: about yellow number five, because I do think that this
Speaker 1: is an important equation in this whole thing. It's the
Speaker 1: main ingredient that everybody points to in terms of lowering
Speaker 1: sperm count. And one of the things that that people
Speaker 1: point out is that yellow number five is not specific
Speaker 1: to Mountain dew. It's actually in a lot of other
Speaker 1: ship It's in candy, it's in potato chips, it's in cosmetics,
Speaker 1: and it's even in some of our medications. They're putting
Speaker 1: yellow number five the dangerous one in meds and ship right.
Speaker 1: And one of the things that the FDA does is
Speaker 1: they come out and they specifically claim, in fact, not
Speaker 1: that yellow number five uh lowers your sperm count. For
Speaker 1: that in some articles, they even claim that yellow number
Speaker 1: five does the opposite and improves your sperm count. That
Speaker 1: you actually get more sperm from eating yellow number five,
Speaker 1: which is very opposite of everything we've heard all these years.
Speaker 1: That's really that's really wild. But of course they would
Speaker 1: say that, you know, they're trying to sell more yellow
Speaker 1: number five. Is what I find interesting about yellow number five, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't even it's no, it's that the government made it.
Speaker 1: They made it because I can't even find like when
Speaker 1: I searched who made yellow number five, there's no person.
Speaker 1: It's just like, this is what it is. This is
Speaker 1: what is. It's just a government And now I'm about
Speaker 1: to I need to find out about yellow number four
Speaker 1: because why the hell they even need to What the
Speaker 1: hell was wrong with yellow number four? Where you like,
Speaker 1: now another one? So they just kept making stuff. Yea,
Speaker 1: so this is a government company that's been made up stuff.
Speaker 1: So then they and then they would just make the
Speaker 1: food companies have to buy it, so the food companies
Speaker 1: would be able to distribute, or they would have just
Speaker 1: had roadblocks for the trucks, so the trucks wouldn't be
Speaker 1: able to get to the stores. So the stores. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the fun part, right, is that we're talking about
Speaker 1: the f d A and the FDA, being a government organization,
Speaker 1: is also approving these things for our usage, but they're
Speaker 1: not they're not coming out. And the FDA in two
Speaker 1: thousand seventeen, this is a great example of what I mean.
Speaker 1: In two thousand seventeen, it was proved that a third
Speaker 1: of the f d a's approved drugs had problems either
Speaker 1: and not working the way they're supposed to or making
Speaker 1: people feel like a different kind of sick after they
Speaker 1: took the motherfucker's So of course, the FDA, to your point,
Speaker 1: is gonna approve yellow number five because they made the
Speaker 1: ship and they want to put it in ship. Yeah
Speaker 1: it's uh, it's dark, it's a dark road, man, yell.
Speaker 1: And then I'm looking at yellow number four. I want
Speaker 1: to know, why do y'all keep on making up you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. It's just it's just like, oh,
Speaker 1: we gotta sell We gotta sell this to that. That's
Speaker 1: because you know what, it is the easiest customer to
Speaker 1: get as a customer you already had. So they just
Speaker 1: keep on releasing yellows like Jordan's oh you got oh
Speaker 1: you like yellow out here is the new one. It's
Speaker 1: an update. It's like and you just keep all night
Speaker 1: and it's not much different, but it's a new one.
Speaker 1: And you know, I get to sell it. And this
Speaker 1: is what it costs to do business with us. You
Speaker 1: gotta keep getting these new yellows. Yeah, we're not gonna
Speaker 1: be too mellow. You guys can't see it at home.
Speaker 1: But Annibal just leaned real far back from the microphone
Speaker 1: and in celebration, I guess of that that hot line
Speaker 1: he just dropped, and now he's changing this filter. It's
Speaker 1: it's a fantastic move. It's a real mic drop of
Speaker 1: a moment that's said with Yellow number five. And I
Speaker 1: think all of this is important. That one of the
Speaker 1: things that they also point to. Despite approving Yellow number
Speaker 1: five for our usage, they do also say that there
Speaker 1: is a chance that over consumption of Yellow umber five
Speaker 1: can lead to things like eczema and asthma and hyperactivity
Speaker 1: so again it's the government pulling their bullshit right because
Speaker 1: they're not saying like, oh, it'll shrink your dick. In fact,
Speaker 1: they're saying it's the opposite of shrink your dick. But
Speaker 1: they will say, hey, but there's a chance you're gonna
Speaker 1: be chubby and can't breathe and also overactive at the
Speaker 1: exact same time. So they're skipping one problem to let
Speaker 1: you get away with a different one. That's like the government, brother,
Speaker 1: that's just like the government is just always just trying
Speaker 1: just to sabotage us, but make it seem like they're
Speaker 1: trying to help. Oh, we found this, but trust me,
Speaker 1: our friend had paid a lot of money to get
Speaker 1: this through. He's legit. And then years later mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Can't see mane that it's a tough one. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: the the simulation, man is is real. I don't know, brother,
Speaker 1: it's just uh, I just wanna of times. I just
Speaker 1: want to leave this world to just go to a
Speaker 1: farm and just make my own food. No yellows one
Speaker 1: through five and definitely not six through ten, you know
Speaker 1: just what, I just make my own the land, you know,
Speaker 1: and then just the future poop farm outposts and that's
Speaker 1: just what it is. No yellow, just green, natural green
Speaker 1: that grows from the earth. Yeah. Okay, So the additional
Speaker 1: sort of wild thing that I think I discovered in
Speaker 1: all of this is that, And I wanted to really
Speaker 1: ask myself, Okay, if we're talking about sperm count, what
Speaker 1: are the things that potentially could lower your sperm count?
Speaker 1: Things that that you would associate with unhealthy living obviously
Speaker 1: is probably closer to things that are going to lower
Speaker 1: your sperm count. And they say that smoking, tobacco, being overweight,
Speaker 1: consuming too much alcohol, and drug use, all of which,
Speaker 1: in my personal opinion, half of these things at least
Speaker 1: are caused and or related to mountain dewp Do you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like in that scenario, mountain dew
Speaker 1: is a guy. It's the real gateway drug as far
Speaker 1: as I'm concerned. Mountain too, it's yeah, it's leading man
Speaker 1: that's drinking. That's the that's the government right there, man
Speaker 1: pushing pushing it while they're pushing the drinking. Huh. But
Speaker 1: they're not pushing the weed. They pushing the drinking because
Speaker 1: they got all the drinking spots. You know, right, hey,
Speaker 1: you could drink look football drinking. You don't see nobody
Speaker 1: ever slashed in a in a commercial though, No, nobody's wasted. Never,
Speaker 1: nobody's ever wasted. Nobody and nobody. I've never seen that
Speaker 1: many people happy drinking cores like. Also, nobody would ever
Speaker 1: drink Coors Light without advertising. Nobody would ever naturally gravitate
Speaker 1: to a Coors Light. Oh, then we get something mediocre
Speaker 1: and flavor lists organically. That's what I desire on my
Speaker 1: own by myself. Let me go get it. That's not
Speaker 1: the choice. That's that's something institutionalized that you've you've landed on,
Speaker 1: but you didn't start your day being like, I gotta
Speaker 1: fucking I love Course Light. I gotta crave for course
Speaker 1: who was like Coorse Light. I feel like it will
Speaker 1: just I'll have a good time. I feel like it
Speaker 1: represents friendship to me. That's why I connect those what No,
Speaker 1: whenever I feel alone, I reached for it for his light,
Speaker 1: and I feel I feel a little more whole. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but no, that's how you know how trash Coorse Light
Speaker 1: is right, because a big part of that marketing was
Speaker 1: like we made a can that you can see how
Speaker 1: cold it is while it's in the Can's like it's really,
Speaker 1: it's like, you know, you can see that it's really cold,
Speaker 1: Like what that's not a Yeah, that's not how you
Speaker 1: I'll be honest with the cold wasn't the main thing
Speaker 1: that I was looking for a year. But if you
Speaker 1: say something as a company of you with your full chest,
Speaker 1: then it's gonna get It's gonna get people. It's just
Speaker 1: it's just the level of force you go with it.
Speaker 1: When they did the Haynes campaign and then it's like,
Speaker 1: oh it's Haynes, but now ain't no tags on the shirt?
Speaker 1: Like it wasn't that deep, you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that wasn't a difference maker and me and joined this
Speaker 1: T shirt yeah for his white teeth that I say,
Speaker 1: oh no, okay, oh yeah, I don't have scissors. So
Speaker 1: this was just really I was beating my wife over
Speaker 1: how annoying these shirt tags were. So luckily I was
Speaker 1: saw MJ with these taggless shirts or else Luckily luckily
Speaker 1: I saw a Nazi MJ wearing these tagless shirts. And
Speaker 1: now I feel, yeah, this is better, this is much better. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's gonna change my life right now. You know, I
Speaker 1: feel much more connected to the brand now that I
Speaker 1: know it's taggless. It's tagless. Yeah, man, they're like, yo,
Speaker 1: let's let them know it's tagless, you know, And that
Speaker 1: works for some folks. He did, And I guess, all right,
Speaker 1: I won't kill myself my shirts tackless perfect. All right,
Speaker 1: we're gonna take another break. We'll be back with more
Speaker 1: animal birds and more. My mama told me, and we
Speaker 1: um that, why are you good? Who says I'm game? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're back here with more animal fur more. My mama
Speaker 1: told me. We're still talking about yellow number five and
Speaker 1: stupid as taglest shirts. I don't know. We started getting
Speaker 1: off into all kinds of conspiracy theories about the way
Speaker 1: the government and advertising works and tries to trick you
Speaker 1: out of stuff, and boy was it a good time.
Speaker 1: That's why I like, I enjoyed trapped when I've been
Speaker 1: in Asia, when I've been in Thailand, Korea and Japan,
Speaker 1: because I don't know the language, so the advertising it
Speaker 1: doesn't hit my brain as much. They can't you It's yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's you're not absorbing it the same way, even
Speaker 1: if you don't want. You just kind of you see
Speaker 1: the image, but it's not you know, that's your folks.
Speaker 1: You don't know none of the people and you don't
Speaker 1: know the words, so it's just you're able to have
Speaker 1: less noise in the brain. It's nice. Yeah, there is.
Speaker 1: I went to Japan a few years ago and I
Speaker 1: felt something similar where it's like a bunch of pictures
Speaker 1: of stuff that I didn't already associate with being good,
Speaker 1: and so without the words, it doesn't look that good.
Speaker 1: It's just like, I guess they got a different kind
Speaker 1: of thing over here. Yes, it's nice, man. And just
Speaker 1: even not knowing what people are saying when you at
Speaker 1: the coffee shop and kind of as long as they're
Speaker 1: not like looking towards you, just if you're able to
Speaker 1: be in your own zone, it's it's nice to just
Speaker 1: really like, Okay, this is good. I don't know what's
Speaker 1: none of y'all talking about. I got a little private
Speaker 1: booths over here with the English language. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: let's jump into this game. It's a it's a fun game.
Speaker 1: It's it's a classic game on this podcast. It's a
Speaker 1: game called white lines. Ugly, you're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you.
Speaker 1: Give me two white lines. It's a fun game where
Speaker 1: I am going to introduce to you a conspiracy theory
Speaker 1: widely believed and widely is a heavy word here of
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory that white people funk around with that they
Speaker 1: they possibly believe and uh spread amongst themselves. And what
Speaker 1: I would love for you to do, Hannibal, is tell
Speaker 1: me why you think white people are so committed to
Speaker 1: this conspiracy theory. What do you think they're holding onto
Speaker 1: in in this theory? Does that make sense? Yep? Hell yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: this is a fun one. It's a more recent one
Speaker 1: in fact that as of late, people have been claiming
Speaker 1: that Bill Gates is making fake snow that in Texas
Speaker 1: in particular, snow was falling and from that snow, they
Speaker 1: were making snowballs and then lighting the snowballs on fire,
Speaker 1: and they claimed that the snow was not melting and
Speaker 1: in fact, was was getting hotter because of the fire
Speaker 1: that they were lighting on these snowballs, and because they
Speaker 1: were basically claiming that this was metal in the snow
Speaker 1: that was making the snow get hotter and not melt.
Speaker 1: And that was all because of Bill Gates controlling the weather.
Speaker 1: And my question for you, animal is why do you
Speaker 1: think white people believe in this fake snow from Bill Gates?
Speaker 1: Is that video of what they're talking about? They're absolutely
Speaker 1: his video. Do you want to see some video? I do.
Speaker 1: I do need to see it. Just hold on. I
Speaker 1: can pull up some video. That's not a problem. Actually yeah,
Speaker 1: because that was sound. I mean, I think the real
Speaker 1: thing is that, do you really think billionaires can can
Speaker 1: do anything? You know? And so especially when just a
Speaker 1: plan and access to people and you know, and maybe
Speaker 1: they can fund stuff for a long time without really
Speaker 1: needing to turn a profit. And what's like, hey, figure
Speaker 1: this out, figure this out. You got ten years. I
Speaker 1: want to play the video for you without too our
Speaker 1: government and Bill Gates. Thank you Bill Gates for trying
Speaker 1: to fucking trick us that this is real snow. You'll
Speaker 1: see it's not Milton and it's going to burn with snow.
Speaker 1: Don't burn snow fucking melts, no water, no dripping, no nothing.
Speaker 1: If I put this ship in the microwave, it's going
Speaker 1: to start sparking because there's metal mixed in it. So
Speaker 1: you see that no melting. And you know what I
Speaker 1: was before you showed me. I was on the fence.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's like something that's possible. But then once I
Speaker 1: heard and say thank you Bill Gates. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's not true. Tone. I just discussed it on tone,
Speaker 1: which is not how you should make decisions. But on
Speaker 1: this one, on this snow fire snow conspiracy theory, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go with my gut and offer her thank you
Speaker 1: Bill Gates like that? Uh? I love. I love just
Speaker 1: the immediate lack of knowledge around melting snow, but a
Speaker 1: hundred percent knowledge that this is Bill Gates fault. Like Bill,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I might think Bill Gates was involved, but
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be like Bill Gates did the ship, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Yeah, there's like eight people under
Speaker 1: him that I blame before it was directly him making
Speaker 1: the snow. Here's another layer to it though, right, You
Speaker 1: know how some they say sometimes wrappers orchestrate wrap feef right,
Speaker 1: m hm h. And they put it together for promo.
Speaker 1: What if Bill Gates got a weird sense of humor
Speaker 1: and he's just like, here's a thousand dollars telling him
Speaker 1: I'll be making my own snow and mad about it.
Speaker 1: He's just doing boosty promos. Tell him my fakes, no
Speaker 1: for a thousand dollars, and just like yeah, all right, yeah,
Speaker 1: just saying yeah, she sounds perfect, Shirley. Let me hear
Speaker 1: you say, thank you, Bill Gates. But mad say it
Speaker 1: real mad to distract us from the real evil city's
Speaker 1: actually doing. He like, do some snow bullshit. Mm hmmm
Speaker 1: while I'm still in kangaroos. I do think to your point.
Speaker 1: I do think that's why a bunch of billionaires never
Speaker 1: come out and even disagree with this ship, Like they
Speaker 1: never address it at all. And I think so much
Speaker 1: of it is like, oh, if that's what y'all think
Speaker 1: I'm doing, I'm chilling. I don't give a funk about that.
Speaker 1: The fakes. No, I'll sleep fine. I am murdering babies
Speaker 1: with bathwater that I flew in from a different country.
Speaker 1: Like I'm not. I ain't got nothing to do with
Speaker 1: the snowball. Yeah, you know, smoke screen, smoke screen. And
Speaker 1: then so yeah, that's where is that. I love it.
Speaker 1: So let's get into that. That's the next research. It's
Speaker 1: seeing if billionaires are creating fake conspiracy theories to cover
Speaker 1: up what they actually doing. Oh I like that because
Speaker 1: there's a Okay, immediately after you say that, that makes
Speaker 1: me think about how like that article came out where
Speaker 1: Tyler Perry was was shooting entire television series in like
Speaker 1: twelve days, and it's like, is he doing that or
Speaker 1: is something way more fucked up happening there? And he's
Speaker 1: real cool with y'all knowing that he shoots quickly on set,
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