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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My

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Speaker 1: Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep, deep

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Speaker 1: worked to prove that Doc Rivers invented the sea through faith.

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Speaker 1: That's right, y'all have been calling Doc Rivers bald heady,

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Speaker 1: You remember when Marcus Houston wore a see through outfit.

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Speaker 1: That's what Doc Rivers is doing, but with a taper.

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Speaker 1: I fucking love you. I am your host, lanks Ning

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Speaker 1: Herman has always I'm here. I'm excited my guest today.

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Speaker 1: God damn that we have a phenomenal guest for you today.

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Speaker 1: He is hilarious. You know him from his special Miami Nights.

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Speaker 1: the Eric Andre Show, fucking Spider Man movies. And most importantly,

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Speaker 1: Give it up from my guest, Mr Hannibal Burreez. What's

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Speaker 1: happening man? What's up? Dog? That song thanks a dude

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Speaker 1: named Nick Chambers. Yeah, just whispering. I didn't catch what

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Speaker 1: that there were two reasons why they were theorizing that

423
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:55,679
Speaker 1: mountain dew was killing your sperm. And number one was

424
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,919
Speaker 1: it has more caffeine than any other type of soda.

425
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 1: It's like way more caffeine than the average soda. And

426
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 1: then number two is this chemical called yellow number five.

427
00:28:06,640 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 1: Have you heard of yellow number five? Yeah, it's the

428
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:13,840
Speaker 1: main ingredient that everybody was worried is like, uh, fucking

429
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:18,520
Speaker 1: up your sperm. Okay, what's the I want to jump

430
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:22,480
Speaker 1: back to the caffeine part. How much more caffeine than

431
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:26,879
Speaker 1: the other drinks does the Mountain do have? So I

432
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 1: don't know that it's like, uh an insanely more amount,

433
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 1: but I think that's why it became like the extreme

434
00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 1: drink was like they were pitching it as like, um,

435
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 1: it was like a precursor for like uh five hour

436
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:43,520
Speaker 1: energies and your your monsters and all that other stuff

437
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 1: where it just was telling you, look, we got a

438
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 1: little bit more than than everybody else is putting in

439
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 1: their their regular drinks. Okay, So, uh, I just pulled

440
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:59,360
Speaker 1: I just pulled up some stats. Yep, Mountain dew hast

441
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 1: five milli grounds caffeine per can diet coke point three

442
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 1: dr pepper forty two pepsi thirty eight point nine Okay,

443
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 1: so everybody else, Yeah, on the caffeine side of it again. Okay,

444
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 1: and a cup of coffee has one fifty milligrams of caffeine.

445
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 1: I'm so glad you said that because they say that essentially,

446
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:28,080
Speaker 1: like for a cup of coffee and that level of caffeine,

447
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 1: that would you say one one uh one fifty, So

448
00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 1: a they're saying that if you drink, let's say, a

449
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 1: twelve ounce cup of coffee, they actually say that that

450
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 1: improves your sperm motility, which is just the sperms ability

451
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:49,920
Speaker 1: to like move around and ship. Right, But they say

452
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 1: if you were to drink four of those cups, four

453
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 1: twelve ounce cups, that would pretty much make your sperm

454
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:58,880
Speaker 1: sit still and not move at all, because that's an

455
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 1: overdose of caffe for your sperm. So it could affect

456
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 1: you if you do too much caffeine. But a little

457
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 1: bit of caffeine actually makes your sperm perk up and ship. Okay.

458
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 1: The word motility, for some reason made me think of

459
00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 1: a futuristic startup that's like a tail that you take

460
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 1: and then it's like these other beings and they go

461
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 1: into you and and your sack and give your sperm

462
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 1: motivational speeches. Hey, come on, man, it starts out out,

463
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:33,720
Speaker 1: you know, and then and there just talking and like

464
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 1: you can do it? Is what are you doing? Okay?

465
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,480
Speaker 1: I was just and he shouted to find out the

466
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 1: sperm wasn't just it was you know, they're just giving that.

467
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 1: They're giving us from the uh the everest treatment, and

468
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:49,920
Speaker 1: just like, come on, man, just sitting there. What's wrong

469
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 1: with you? Man? You can create a light. Come on,

470
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 1: you can bring a new human being and that human

471
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 1: being gonna and you could do it. You could be you.

472
00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:00,479
Speaker 1: You can change the world. Believe it is. So why

473
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 1: are you sitting there with your tail all curled up

474
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 1: looking stupid? I'm worried I'm gonna create a serial killer.

475
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 1: So I just just the possibilities of what a human

476
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:14,240
Speaker 1: being can be and just all of them, just things

477
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 1: that can happen in the world, with all the variables.

478
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,840
Speaker 1: They just drive me crazy and I just don't want

479
00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 1: to get out there. It's just so many things that

480
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 1: can happen. So I just feel better just being right.

481
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 1: Just leave me be. There's actually no evidence of humans

482
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 1: actually being worth the the investment that I could possibly

483
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 1: put into an egg, so I don't want to be

484
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:38,520
Speaker 1: a part of it. It's just don't. It's just a lottery,

485
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:42,040
Speaker 1: and it's just yes, some I've been some are amazing,

486
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:44,440
Speaker 1: but it's a lot of You might just have somebody

487
00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:48,680
Speaker 1: just just regular and boring, and I a part of that.

488
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:52,040
Speaker 1: It's just, you know, why, why even the good people

489
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 1: are sort of contributing to the destruction of the planet.

490
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 1: I don't know, it just doesn't seem Yeah, it's just

491
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:03,200
Speaker 1: the wealth disparity. And I don't want to be on

492
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 1: either side of it right now, you know, because it

493
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:12,600
Speaker 1: just wouldn't feel good. Yeah, alright, So the sperm motility

494
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:17,720
Speaker 1: could be affected by all this these cups of coffee.

495
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 1: So four cups would basically come out to six hundred

496
00:32:21,160 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 1: uh milligrams of caffeine, which is a ship son and

497
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:29,160
Speaker 1: apparently it would require you mathematically to drink essentially eleven

498
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 1: cans of mountain dew a day to have that same effect.

499
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 1: So it's not like you're you're anywhere near in all

500
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 1: likelihood the chances of actually affecting your sperm negatively unless

501
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:46,560
Speaker 1: you are drinking an insane amount of mountain dew. Okay,

502
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 1: so you know, the average person probably ain't doing that. Now.

503
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:52,400
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, I used to go to

504
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:55,760
Speaker 1: to this gas station by my house and drink like those.

505
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 1: It wasn't a big gulp, but it was because it

506
00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:00,120
Speaker 1: wasn't a real seven eleven. But it was like a

507
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: big ass cup of just mountain dew and they would

508
00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 1: let you re fill for free. So I drink like

509
00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 1: two or three of those a day, and that was

510
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 1: like thirty hours of each. So I was sucking myself

511
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 1: up pretty good. But I don't know if I was

512
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 1: sucking my sperm up, if that makes sense. Yeah. Man,

513
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 1: it's just a lot of some some soldas I would you.

514
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 1: You'll notice there's a different harshness and some Now thinking back,

515
00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 1: I remember crushes had a sort of harsher hit when

516
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 1: you when you go down that initially what you're getting

517
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 1: it for is that, yeah, that tastes. Mostly we should

518
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:43,280
Speaker 1: be just be spitting stuff out now that I think

519
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 1: about it, we should just be like, like how we

520
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:48,000
Speaker 1: like wine taste is most of this stuff because we're

521
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 1: just doing it for the initial flavor. We shouldn't have

522
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 1: it go all the way through the process. What why

523
00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 1: that's not meant for your testing through the whole thing

524
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 1: and out? What What have I mean? I've been this

525
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:08,280
Speaker 1: what have I been doing aboutself? But yeah, I remember,

526
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 1: they'll certain something like, oh that burnt like I felt

527
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:13,360
Speaker 1: like liquor a little bit, the way it hit M.

528
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 1: That's got a nip. Yeah man, it's just you know,

529
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 1: uh no, I think that's a hundred percent correct. A

530
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 1: bunch of these things are not actually meant for your body.

531
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,280
Speaker 1: And they actually talked about some of the things that

532
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:33,160
Speaker 1: that beyond your sperm count, that mountain dew can negatively

533
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 1: affect you with. And some of the things are fucking wild.

534
00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 1: Is that if you overdrink mountain dew or any sodas,

535
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:43,520
Speaker 1: you can end up with insomnia, irritability, upset stomach, diarrhea,

536
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 1: and a faster heartbeat, like you just walking around with

537
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:51,000
Speaker 1: a fucking nearly exploding heart for the rest of your

538
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:54,479
Speaker 1: life because you wanted to do the do Yeah. See man,

539
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:59,720
Speaker 1: And that and drinks and fold and how it affects

540
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:05,440
Speaker 1: move makes me think about times in my life where

541
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:10,400
Speaker 1: I probably wasn't in the right space to make a

542
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:14,720
Speaker 1: high level decision and I might have been irritable because

543
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 1: of drinking poison the past couple of days or sleepy

544
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 1: or whatever, and made a high level decision based on

545
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 1: that ship and like I should have drunk more water

546
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:31,400
Speaker 1: and I would have been you know, and Angry Berries too.

547
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:37,520
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I was. I was, I was

548
00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:41,399
Speaker 1: hung over. No, I ain't doing no ever I did

549
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:47,319
Speaker 1: the first one. I'm not. I was so I was

550
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 1: just insistent. I wasn't at my best. I'm sorry at me.

551
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I had a big gop of mountain dew

552
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 1: and I just my head just wasn't on straight. It

553
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:04,400
Speaker 1: just felt like the right thing to say that I

554
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:07,640
Speaker 1: actually had a lovely time on Angry Birds one and

555
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:11,560
Speaker 1: and in retrospect, i'd love that check as well. It's yes,

556
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:14,560
Speaker 1: you know, it was such an easy thirty minutes of work.

557
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Who am I to turn this down? Disclaimer?

558
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 1: I was not offered Angry Birds too, and I don't

559
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 1: have real anger about not being in it before up

560
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 1: like hey, hey, hey, hey, you weren't right for it.

561
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:41,440
Speaker 1: You would you want to ruin the natural chemistry that

562
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 1: they had, and too with your reads. I do love

563
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:49,280
Speaker 1: the idea of them being like, yeah, it just doesn't

564
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:52,040
Speaker 1: fit you, just don't. You don't look like one of

565
00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,799
Speaker 1: the birds. You don't look like the turquoise bird to me.

566
00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:00,440
Speaker 1: I do wish though when we do have made his

567
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:04,839
Speaker 1: stuff and we do the press for it, just can

568
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 1: you just just dress me up as the animal and

569
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 1: we do you know what I'm saying, dude, like you

570
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 1: ain't got nobody in these costumes on the let's have

571
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:18,680
Speaker 1: let's if put a dog next to me, at least

572
00:37:18,719 --> 00:37:23,359
Speaker 1: like a full size dog next to me, and then

573
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:26,359
Speaker 1: we can kind of bancer back and forth. Because me,

574
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:31,680
Speaker 1: how do you expect me to get in character if

575
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:34,480
Speaker 1: I'm not at least wearing the dog costume or sitting

576
00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:39,240
Speaker 1: next to a dog in this in this end, Yeah,

577
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:41,839
Speaker 1: I can't do it. I can't just look at the

578
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:45,960
Speaker 1: poster next to the journalist and like lock in, you know,

579
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 1: but give me a dog. I'm just like, yeah, you

580
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:52,359
Speaker 1: know how we see you out here. We're out here

581
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 1: doing it again to dog, you know, and it's just yeah,

582
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,279
Speaker 1: it's just the story, just everybody just working with the cast,

583
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,799
Speaker 1: you know, cast, it's like a family, you know when

584
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:06,480
Speaker 1: we're out there and just talking and yeah, and we

585
00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 1: had like a family, even though we did our sessions

586
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:11,040
Speaker 1: separately and nobody ever worked in the same room together.

587
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 1: It's like a distant family. You know that cousin you

588
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 1: don't really talk to that much when you get together.

589
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:19,759
Speaker 1: It's good like that. Check it out. You know, we

590
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 1: did our sessions and I never met him, but I

591
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,319
Speaker 1: did see his name signed on the same sheet of

592
00:38:24,320 --> 00:38:27,799
Speaker 1: paper when we went into the rooms later from each other.

593
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 1: So there's a bud there. Yeah, it's buying the energy

594
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:36,200
Speaker 1: he left in the room. When I got to the room,

595
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 1: they said, oh, he was way more fun than you were,

596
00:38:39,800 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 1: Like he was more Oh yeah, he shook everyone saying

597
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 1: you sort of just lowered your head and went straight

598
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:50,400
Speaker 1: to the microphone. But that's neither here. No, thank you

599
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:56,920
Speaker 1: for doing the movie. Okay, let's talk a little bit

600
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 1: about yellow number five, because I do think that this

601
00:38:59,840 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 1: is an important equation in this whole thing. It's the

602
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 1: main ingredient that everybody points to in terms of lowering

603
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 1: sperm count. And one of the things that that people

604
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:12,719
Speaker 1: point out is that yellow number five is not specific

605
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 1: to Mountain dew. It's actually in a lot of other

606
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:19,760
Speaker 1: ship It's in candy, it's in potato chips, it's in cosmetics,

607
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:23,400
Speaker 1: and it's even in some of our medications. They're putting

608
00:39:23,480 --> 00:39:27,879
Speaker 1: yellow number five the dangerous one in meds and ship right.

609
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:31,200
Speaker 1: And one of the things that the FDA does is

610
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 1: they come out and they specifically claim, in fact, not

611
00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:37,800
Speaker 1: that yellow number five uh lowers your sperm count. For

612
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 1: that in some articles, they even claim that yellow number

613
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 1: five does the opposite and improves your sperm count. That

614
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: you actually get more sperm from eating yellow number five,

615
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:51,720
Speaker 1: which is very opposite of everything we've heard all these years.

616
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 1: That's really that's really wild. But of course they would

617
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:58,280
Speaker 1: say that, you know, they're trying to sell more yellow

618
00:39:58,400 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 1: number five. Is what I find interesting about yellow number five, right, Yeah,

619
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:10,319
Speaker 1: I can't even it's no, it's that the government made it.

620
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 1: They made it because I can't even find like when

621
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:16,240
Speaker 1: I searched who made yellow number five, there's no person.

622
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 1: It's just like, this is what it is. This is

623
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 1: what is. It's just a government And now I'm about

624
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 1: to I need to find out about yellow number four

625
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:27,560
Speaker 1: because why the hell they even need to What the

626
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 1: hell was wrong with yellow number four? Where you like,

627
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 1: now another one? So they just kept making stuff. Yea,

628
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:37,480
Speaker 1: so this is a government company that's been made up stuff.

629
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 1: So then they and then they would just make the

630
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:43,239
Speaker 1: food companies have to buy it, so the food companies

631
00:40:43,239 --> 00:40:45,839
Speaker 1: would be able to distribute, or they would have just

632
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:49,040
Speaker 1: had roadblocks for the trucks, so the trucks wouldn't be

633
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 1: able to get to the stores. So the stores. Yeah,

634
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 1: that's the fun part, right, is that we're talking about

635
00:40:56,920 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 1: the f d A and the FDA, being a government organization,

636
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:05,480
Speaker 1: is also approving these things for our usage, but they're

637
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:08,279
Speaker 1: not they're not coming out. And the FDA in two

638
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 1: thousand seventeen, this is a great example of what I mean.

639
00:41:10,520 --> 00:41:13,879
Speaker 1: In two thousand seventeen, it was proved that a third

640
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,840
Speaker 1: of the f d a's approved drugs had problems either

641
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 1: and not working the way they're supposed to or making

642
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 1: people feel like a different kind of sick after they

643
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 1: took the motherfucker's So of course, the FDA, to your point,

644
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 1: is gonna approve yellow number five because they made the

645
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 1: ship and they want to put it in ship. Yeah

646
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:35,239
Speaker 1: it's uh, it's dark, it's a dark road, man, yell.

647
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:39,080
Speaker 1: And then I'm looking at yellow number four. I want

648
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,440
Speaker 1: to know, why do y'all keep on making up you

649
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:43,879
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. It's just it's just like, oh,

650
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 1: we gotta sell We gotta sell this to that. That's

651
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:49,640
Speaker 1: because you know what, it is the easiest customer to

652
00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 1: get as a customer you already had. So they just

653
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 1: keep on releasing yellows like Jordan's oh you got oh

654
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 1: you like yellow out here is the new one. It's

655
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:03,359
Speaker 1: an update. It's like and you just keep all night

656
00:42:03,440 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 1: and it's not much different, but it's a new one.

657
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:08,640
Speaker 1: And you know, I get to sell it. And this

658
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 1: is what it costs to do business with us. You

659
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:16,919
Speaker 1: gotta keep getting these new yellows. Yeah, we're not gonna

660
00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:25,359
Speaker 1: be too mellow. You guys can't see it at home.

661
00:42:25,520 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 1: But Annibal just leaned real far back from the microphone

662
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 1: and in celebration, I guess of that that hot line

663
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:39,920
Speaker 1: he just dropped, and now he's changing this filter. It's

664
00:42:40,040 --> 00:42:43,719
Speaker 1: it's a fantastic move. It's a real mic drop of

665
00:42:43,760 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 1: a moment that's said with Yellow number five. And I

666
00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:49,880
Speaker 1: think all of this is important. That one of the

667
00:42:49,920 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 1: things that they also point to. Despite approving Yellow number

668
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 1: five for our usage, they do also say that there

669
00:42:56,840 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 1: is a chance that over consumption of Yellow umber five

670
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:04,960
Speaker 1: can lead to things like eczema and asthma and hyperactivity

671
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:08,720
Speaker 1: so again it's the government pulling their bullshit right because

672
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:11,160
Speaker 1: they're not saying like, oh, it'll shrink your dick. In fact,

673
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,319
Speaker 1: they're saying it's the opposite of shrink your dick. But

674
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:16,160
Speaker 1: they will say, hey, but there's a chance you're gonna

675
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:20,239
Speaker 1: be chubby and can't breathe and also overactive at the

676
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:23,919
Speaker 1: exact same time. So they're skipping one problem to let

677
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:28,400
Speaker 1: you get away with a different one. That's like the government, brother,

678
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 1: that's just like the government is just always just trying

679
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:36,479
Speaker 1: just to sabotage us, but make it seem like they're

680
00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:39,879
Speaker 1: trying to help. Oh, we found this, but trust me,

681
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 1: our friend had paid a lot of money to get

682
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:47,839
Speaker 1: this through. He's legit. And then years later mm hmm.

683
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:53,160
Speaker 1: Can't see mane that it's a tough one. Yeah, man,

684
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 1: the the simulation, man is is real. I don't know, brother,

685
00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:00,600
Speaker 1: it's just uh, I just wanna of times. I just

686
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 1: want to leave this world to just go to a

687
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:07,359
Speaker 1: farm and just make my own food. No yellows one

688
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 1: through five and definitely not six through ten, you know

689
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 1: just what, I just make my own the land, you know,

690
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 1: and then just the future poop farm outposts and that's

691
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:24,320
Speaker 1: just what it is. No yellow, just green, natural green

692
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 1: that grows from the earth. Yeah. Okay, So the additional

693
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:31,960
Speaker 1: sort of wild thing that I think I discovered in

694
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 1: all of this is that, And I wanted to really

695
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:37,400
Speaker 1: ask myself, Okay, if we're talking about sperm count, what

696
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:40,520
Speaker 1: are the things that potentially could lower your sperm count?

697
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:45,360
Speaker 1: Things that that you would associate with unhealthy living obviously

698
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 1: is probably closer to things that are going to lower

699
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 1: your sperm count. And they say that smoking, tobacco, being overweight,

700
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 1: consuming too much alcohol, and drug use, all of which,

701
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 1: in my personal opinion, half of these things at least

702
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:02,279
Speaker 1: are caused and or related to mountain dewp Do you

703
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Like in that scenario, mountain dew

704
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,799
Speaker 1: is a guy. It's the real gateway drug as far

705
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 1: as I'm concerned. Mountain too, it's yeah, it's leading man

706
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 1: that's drinking. That's the that's the government right there, man

707
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 1: pushing pushing it while they're pushing the drinking. Huh. But

708
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:26,240
Speaker 1: they're not pushing the weed. They pushing the drinking because

709
00:45:26,239 --> 00:45:29,640
Speaker 1: they got all the drinking spots. You know, right, hey,

710
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:33,320
Speaker 1: you could drink look football drinking. You don't see nobody

711
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 1: ever slashed in a in a commercial though, No, nobody's wasted. Never,

712
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 1: nobody's ever wasted. Nobody and nobody. I've never seen that

713
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 1: many people happy drinking cores like. Also, nobody would ever

714
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 1: drink Coors Light without advertising. Nobody would ever naturally gravitate

715
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:59,239
Speaker 1: to a Coors Light. Oh, then we get something mediocre

716
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 1: and flavor lists organically. That's what I desire on my

717
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:07,319
Speaker 1: own by myself. Let me go get it. That's not

718
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:12,400
Speaker 1: the choice. That's that's something institutionalized that you've you've landed on,

719
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 1: but you didn't start your day being like, I gotta

720
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:18,760
Speaker 1: fucking I love Course Light. I gotta crave for course

721
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:22,719
Speaker 1: who was like Coorse Light. I feel like it will

722
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 1: just I'll have a good time. I feel like it

723
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 1: represents friendship to me. That's why I connect those what No,

724
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 1: whenever I feel alone, I reached for it for his light,

725
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 1: and I feel I feel a little more whole. Yeah,

726
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 1: but no, that's how you know how trash Coorse Light

727
00:46:45,200 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 1: is right, because a big part of that marketing was

728
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:52,640
Speaker 1: like we made a can that you can see how

729
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 1: cold it is while it's in the Can's like it's really,

730
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:58,880
Speaker 1: it's like, you know, you can see that it's really cold,

731
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 1: Like what that's not a Yeah, that's not how you

732
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:09,719
Speaker 1: I'll be honest with the cold wasn't the main thing

733
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:13,080
Speaker 1: that I was looking for a year. But if you

734
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 1: say something as a company of you with your full chest,

735
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:20,839
Speaker 1: then it's gonna get It's gonna get people. It's just

736
00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 1: it's just the level of force you go with it.

737
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 1: When they did the Haynes campaign and then it's like,

738
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 1: oh it's Haynes, but now ain't no tags on the shirt?

739
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:39,359
Speaker 1: Like it wasn't that deep, you know what I mean? Yeah,

740
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:42,800
Speaker 1: that wasn't a difference maker and me and joined this

741
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:47,479
Speaker 1: T shirt yeah for his white teeth that I say,

742
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 1: oh no, okay, oh yeah, I don't have scissors. So

743
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:54,800
Speaker 1: this was just really I was beating my wife over

744
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 1: how annoying these shirt tags were. So luckily I was

745
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:07,360
Speaker 1: saw MJ with these taggless shirts or else Luckily luckily

746
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 1: I saw a Nazi MJ wearing these tagless shirts. And

747
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:14,640
Speaker 1: now I feel, yeah, this is better, this is much better. Yeah,

748
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 1: it's gonna change my life right now. You know, I

749
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 1: feel much more connected to the brand now that I

750
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 1: know it's taggless. It's tagless. Yeah, man, they're like, yo,

751
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:30,520
Speaker 1: let's let them know it's tagless, you know, And that

752
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:33,799
Speaker 1: works for some folks. He did, And I guess, all right,

753
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 1: I won't kill myself my shirts tackless perfect. All right,

754
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:39,520
Speaker 1: we're gonna take another break. We'll be back with more

755
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 1: animal birds and more. My mama told me, and we

756
00:48:53,040 --> 00:49:03,640
Speaker 1: um that, why are you good? Who says I'm game? Yeah,

757
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:07,360
Speaker 1: we're back here with more animal fur more. My mama

758
00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:10,880
Speaker 1: told me. We're still talking about yellow number five and

759
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:14,320
Speaker 1: stupid as taglest shirts. I don't know. We started getting

760
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 1: off into all kinds of conspiracy theories about the way

761
00:49:17,239 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 1: the government and advertising works and tries to trick you

762
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 1: out of stuff, and boy was it a good time.

763
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,880
Speaker 1: That's why I like, I enjoyed trapped when I've been

764
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:29,880
Speaker 1: in Asia, when I've been in Thailand, Korea and Japan,

765
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:35,759
Speaker 1: because I don't know the language, so the advertising it

766
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:40,640
Speaker 1: doesn't hit my brain as much. They can't you It's yeah,

767
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:43,359
Speaker 1: it's it's you're not absorbing it the same way, even

768
00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 1: if you don't want. You just kind of you see

769
00:49:45,200 --> 00:49:47,960
Speaker 1: the image, but it's not you know, that's your folks.

770
00:49:48,040 --> 00:49:50,320
Speaker 1: You don't know none of the people and you don't

771
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:52,919
Speaker 1: know the words, so it's just you're able to have

772
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 1: less noise in the brain. It's nice. Yeah, there is.

773
00:49:56,800 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 1: I went to Japan a few years ago and I

774
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 1: felt something similar where it's like a bunch of pictures

775
00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 1: of stuff that I didn't already associate with being good,

776
00:50:06,520 --> 00:50:10,400
Speaker 1: and so without the words, it doesn't look that good.

777
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,600
Speaker 1: It's just like, I guess they got a different kind

778
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:16,480
Speaker 1: of thing over here. Yes, it's nice, man. And just

779
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 1: even not knowing what people are saying when you at

780
00:50:20,040 --> 00:50:23,239
Speaker 1: the coffee shop and kind of as long as they're

781
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 1: not like looking towards you, just if you're able to

782
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:27,719
Speaker 1: be in your own zone, it's it's nice to just

783
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:31,040
Speaker 1: really like, Okay, this is good. I don't know what's

784
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:36,560
Speaker 1: none of y'all talking about. I got a little private

785
00:50:36,600 --> 00:50:43,680
Speaker 1: booths over here with the English language. Yeah, all right,

786
00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:46,360
Speaker 1: let's jump into this game. It's a it's a fun game.

787
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:49,520
Speaker 1: It's it's a classic game on this podcast. It's a

788
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:54,399
Speaker 1: game called white lines. Ugly, you're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you.

789
00:50:54,520 --> 00:50:58,560
Speaker 1: Give me two white lines. It's a fun game where

790
00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:02,240
Speaker 1: I am going to introduce to you a conspiracy theory

791
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:06,320
Speaker 1: widely believed and widely is a heavy word here of

792
00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 1: conspiracy theory that white people funk around with that they

793
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:13,879
Speaker 1: they possibly believe and uh spread amongst themselves. And what

794
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:16,560
Speaker 1: I would love for you to do, Hannibal, is tell

795
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:20,239
Speaker 1: me why you think white people are so committed to

796
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:23,719
Speaker 1: this conspiracy theory. What do you think they're holding onto

797
00:51:24,160 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 1: in in this theory? Does that make sense? Yep? Hell yeah, Okay,

798
00:51:29,040 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 1: this is a fun one. It's a more recent one

799
00:51:31,520 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 1: in fact that as of late, people have been claiming

800
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:40,200
Speaker 1: that Bill Gates is making fake snow that in Texas

801
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 1: in particular, snow was falling and from that snow, they

802
00:51:44,080 --> 00:51:47,280
Speaker 1: were making snowballs and then lighting the snowballs on fire,

803
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:50,279
Speaker 1: and they claimed that the snow was not melting and

804
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 1: in fact, was was getting hotter because of the fire

805
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:56,319
Speaker 1: that they were lighting on these snowballs, and because they

806
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:59,280
Speaker 1: were basically claiming that this was metal in the snow

807
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:01,880
Speaker 1: that was making the snow get hotter and not melt.

808
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 1: And that was all because of Bill Gates controlling the weather.

809
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:08,480
Speaker 1: And my question for you, animal is why do you

810
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:12,360
Speaker 1: think white people believe in this fake snow from Bill Gates?

811
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 1: Is that video of what they're talking about? They're absolutely

812
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 1: his video. Do you want to see some video? I do.

813
00:52:18,640 --> 00:52:21,759
Speaker 1: I do need to see it. Just hold on. I

814
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:25,399
Speaker 1: can pull up some video. That's not a problem. Actually yeah,

815
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:28,479
Speaker 1: because that was sound. I mean, I think the real

816
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:33,120
Speaker 1: thing is that, do you really think billionaires can can

817
00:52:33,239 --> 00:52:38,719
Speaker 1: do anything? You know? And so especially when just a

818
00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:43,920
Speaker 1: plan and access to people and you know, and maybe

819
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:47,880
Speaker 1: they can fund stuff for a long time without really

820
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:54,960
Speaker 1: needing to turn a profit. And what's like, hey, figure

821
00:52:54,960 --> 00:52:59,880
Speaker 1: this out, figure this out. You got ten years. I

822
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 1: want to play the video for you without too our

823
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:10,200
Speaker 1: government and Bill Gates. Thank you Bill Gates for trying

824
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:13,919
Speaker 1: to fucking trick us that this is real snow. You'll

825
00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:19,360
Speaker 1: see it's not Milton and it's going to burn with snow.

826
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:24,800
Speaker 1: Don't burn snow fucking melts, no water, no dripping, no nothing.

827
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:27,880
Speaker 1: If I put this ship in the microwave, it's going

828
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:31,799
Speaker 1: to start sparking because there's metal mixed in it. So

829
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:37,600
Speaker 1: you see that no melting. And you know what I

830
00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:42,720
Speaker 1: was before you showed me. I was on the fence.

831
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:48,920
Speaker 1: Maybe it's like something that's possible. But then once I

832
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:51,239
Speaker 1: heard and say thank you Bill Gates. I was like, oh,

833
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 1: it's not true. Tone. I just discussed it on tone,

834
00:53:55,200 --> 00:53:59,319
Speaker 1: which is not how you should make decisions. But on

835
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:02,719
Speaker 1: this one, on this snow fire snow conspiracy theory, I'm

836
00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:05,200
Speaker 1: gonna go with my gut and offer her thank you

837
00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:12,440
Speaker 1: Bill Gates like that? Uh? I love. I love just

838
00:54:12,600 --> 00:54:17,400
Speaker 1: the immediate lack of knowledge around melting snow, but a

839
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:21,359
Speaker 1: hundred percent knowledge that this is Bill Gates fault. Like Bill,

840
00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:24,360
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I might think Bill Gates was involved, but

841
00:54:24,360 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be like Bill Gates did the ship, you

842
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:30,959
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Yeah, there's like eight people under

843
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Speaker 1: him that I blame before it was directly him making

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Speaker 1: the snow. Here's another layer to it though, right, You

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Speaker 1: know how some they say sometimes wrappers orchestrate wrap feef right,

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Speaker 1: m hm h. And they put it together for promo.

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Speaker 1: What if Bill Gates got a weird sense of humor

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Speaker 1: and he's just like, here's a thousand dollars telling him

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Speaker 1: I'll be making my own snow and mad about it.

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Speaker 1: He's just doing boosty promos. Tell him my fakes, no

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Speaker 1: for a thousand dollars, and just like yeah, all right, yeah,

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Speaker 1: just saying yeah, she sounds perfect, Shirley. Let me hear

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Speaker 1: you say, thank you, Bill Gates. But mad say it

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Speaker 1: real mad to distract us from the real evil city's

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Speaker 1: actually doing. He like, do some snow bullshit. Mm hmmm

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Speaker 1: while I'm still in kangaroos. I do think to your point.

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Speaker 1: I do think that's why a bunch of billionaires never

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Speaker 1: come out and even disagree with this ship, Like they

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Speaker 1: never address it at all. And I think so much

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Speaker 1: of it is like, oh, if that's what y'all think

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Speaker 1: I'm doing, I'm chilling. I don't give a funk about that.

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Speaker 1: The fakes. No, I'll sleep fine. I am murdering babies

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Speaker 1: with bathwater that I flew in from a different country.

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00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:02,520
Speaker 1: Like I'm not. I ain't got nothing to do with

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Speaker 1: the snowball. Yeah, you know, smoke screen, smoke screen. And

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Speaker 1: then so yeah, that's where is that. I love it.

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Speaker 1: So let's get into that. That's the next research. It's

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Speaker 1: seeing if billionaires are creating fake conspiracy theories to cover

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Speaker 1: up what they actually doing. Oh I like that because

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Speaker 1: there's a Okay, immediately after you say that, that makes

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Speaker 1: me think about how like that article came out where

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Speaker 1: Tyler Perry was was shooting entire television series in like

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Speaker 1: twelve days, and it's like, is he doing that or

874
00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:46,480
Speaker 1: is something way more fucked up happening there? And he's

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Speaker 1: real cool with y'all knowing that he shoots quickly on set,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean, it's like, oh, I'm overworking.

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Speaker 1: The actor's fine. Sure, if that's what you want to

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Speaker 1: go with, I'm cool. You might get the electric chair.

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Speaker 1: You mess up a take on you mess up a

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Speaker 1: line on one of them. I was I when I

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Speaker 1: remember seeing that, I was like, damn he put he

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Speaker 1: did how many episodes and how many days? And I'm

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Speaker 1: still sitting on this goddamn YouTube video and me playing Madden.

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Speaker 1: Not been sitting on this for like eleven months, still tinkering,

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Speaker 1: like one more thing. I can just sharpen this a

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Speaker 1: little bit. You know. I enjoyed playing all Right, we

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Speaker 1: did it, Hannibal. This was a pleasure. This was a delight.

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Speaker 1: Could you tell me people at home where they can

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Speaker 1: find you, what cool ship you got going on? Uh,

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Speaker 1: you can catch me. I'm not to start. I found

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Speaker 1: out about this app called station headm and it's that

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00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:02,400
Speaker 1: you could do live streaming radio and it connects with

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Speaker 1: Spotify and Apple Music, and so it's kind of fitting

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Speaker 1: for what I wanted because I had clubhouse, but then

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Speaker 1: it's only talking, and so it's like it's like you

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Speaker 1: could do the talking and it's integrated with music, so

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Speaker 1: you kind of play with you like do a radio show.

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Speaker 1: Somebody started doing Ship on their station, head Future Poop, comment, soon,

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Speaker 1: music driving soon, check out my pages and I'm doing

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Speaker 1: more music now, getting on the road, back on the road.

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm doing my first indoors show in about

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Speaker 1: fifteen sixteen months weekend and yeah in Honolulu. Oh, Ship,

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Speaker 1: you're starting in Hawaii. That's fire. Yeah. Yeah, I moved

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Speaker 1: out here for a little bit temporarily, so first gigs

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Speaker 1: in Hawaii. So it's gonna be it's gonna be interested.

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Speaker 1: I haven't done like a real show in a in

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Speaker 1: a minute, but I'm hype. Hell yeah. Well, well, following Hannibal,

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Speaker 1: do all those things, and and look out for future

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Speaker 1: proof and as always, you can follow me at lengths

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Speaker 1: and Kerman and please do all the things you're supposed

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Speaker 1: to do to a podcast, subscribe, review, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: it don't matter, Okay, bye, because my crop chips in

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Speaker 1: your bass A qualitators are racist, oststly money party stuff.

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Speaker 1: I can't tell me