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Speaker 1: Today, we call a guy who needs to renew his

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Speaker 1: driver's license and he thinks it's already a done deal

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Speaker 1: because he's paid the money online. He got a confirmation notice,

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Speaker 1: but unfortunately we tell him he has to complete one

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Speaker 1: final step with the help of our AI chat Botty four.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's always fun when he comes on. It's

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Speaker 1: your phone tab right now.

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Speaker 2: Twenty Hello, Hi, this is Oliver clothes Off from the

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Speaker 2: Department of Licensing.

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Speaker 3: Is this mister Michael ret h?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this is this is him.

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Speaker 2: I'm calling because we receive your request to renew your

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Speaker 2: driver's license.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's me.

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Speaker 2: Great, okay, so it looks like you already paid the

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Speaker 2: renewal fee, which is awesome. All you have to do

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Speaker 2: in order for me to process this is just past

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Speaker 2: the test and then we can move forward.

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Speaker 4: What at the test?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, the test.

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Speaker 2: According to our records, it's been about fifteen years since

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Speaker 2: you've taken the actual driving test, so we.

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Speaker 4: Need you to wait, asking me to come down to

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Speaker 4: the DMV and take a driving test again.

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Speaker 2: Well no, no, we can actually do it over the

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Speaker 2: phone nowadays. It's just an oral exam through the automated system.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, are you kidding.

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Speaker 2: It only asks you a few basic questions about driving,

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Speaker 2: and all you have to do is get eighty percent correct.

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Speaker 3: It's really simple.

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Speaker 1: Everyone passes.

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Speaker 4: Okay, it's a test over the phone. You're gonna ask

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Speaker 4: me questions.

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Speaker 2: Well, I won't be the one doing it. The automated

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Speaker 2: system does all the work. I just need your permission

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Speaker 2: to send you through.

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Speaker 3: Sure. Great? Please hold uh.

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Speaker 4: Uh, I'm taking a drigging test. No, give me a teck,

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Speaker 4: and I'm taking.

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Speaker 3: A Welcome to the DMV's automated test for a driver's fluency.

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Speaker 3: Please answer the following questions. Shall we begin? Oh? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Question one? In the United States of America, which of

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Speaker 3: the road do you drive on? Hey? The right side?

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Speaker 3: Be the left side, see whatever side you want to

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Speaker 3: What is this see? I am not comfortable choosing sides

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Speaker 3: because of my religious beliefs.

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Speaker 4: The right side.

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Speaker 3: I am sorry, that's incorrect. What the correct answer was, Hey,

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Speaker 3: the right side.

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Speaker 4: That's what I said, mister Root and d.

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Speaker 3: As a nation, we need to respect all people's religious beliefs.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: Question two, When driving towards a stop sign located inside

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Speaker 3: a stop oriented stop zone, upon the first spotting of

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Speaker 3: said stop sign indicating an upcoming stopping point. Where must

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Speaker 3: one stop at the stop indicated line stoppage?

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Speaker 4: Is this a joke?

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Speaker 3: Your options are hey, at the stop sign, B at

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Speaker 3: the sign of the first stop sign, spotting.

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Speaker 4: A hat to stop, the top spot of.

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Speaker 3: The stop sign at the spot before the time of

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Speaker 3: stop sign stoppage, or D don't stop, just keep on

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Speaker 3: driving anymore.

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Speaker 4: A A A A A.

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Speaker 3: I am sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer was the

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Speaker 3: top spot of the stop sign at the spot before

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Speaker 3: the time of stop sign stoppage.

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Speaker 4: What the hell is wrong with this? I don't want

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Speaker 4: to take the test anymore.

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Speaker 3: Last question, No, no, You have just turned left right

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Speaker 3: at the end of the lane that you have just

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Speaker 3: left before reversing right into a space left of the

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Speaker 3: left hand lane on the right hand of the lane

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Speaker 3: where you just left. What should you do? Your options are.

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Speaker 4: Hey, this is too stupid, turn left.

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Speaker 3: B, turn left twice then right at the end of

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Speaker 3: the street, or to the left, to the left everything

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Speaker 3: you own in a box to the left.

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Speaker 4: That's a fricking Beyonce.

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Speaker 3: I am sorry. That's incorrect.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry you're incorrect.

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Speaker 3: Thank you for taking the d MB's Automated Test for drivers.

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Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 3: Have scored day zero percent.

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Speaker 4: I love living here.

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Speaker 3: The next time you are eligible to apply for renewal is.

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Speaker 4: In four years from today.

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Speaker 3: Good bye, stupid, This is now.

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Speaker 2: I gotta wait for the Hey, Michael, this is all over.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, hey, buddy, what was you said?

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Speaker 1: You finished the test?

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Speaker 2: How'd you do?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I didn't get anything right? This what is it?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Are you talking about the fake driving test I made

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Speaker 2: you take or the print call I just did on you?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 4: You gotta be kidding me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because this is Josey from Brick and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 2: the morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 4: That's the dumbest Yeah, no, y'all are.

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Speaker 3: It's funny?

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Speaker 4: Come on, all right, give me a second to find

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Speaker 4: it funny freaking me out.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what your problem is, man, It's pretty simple.

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Speaker 2: I mean, the top spot of a stops own. You

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Speaker 2: never to stop at the stop sign? Or do you

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Speaker 2: stop when.

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Speaker 4: You first at the top sign? The top top of

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Speaker 4: the top.

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Speaker 2: Everybody knows the answer to that.

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Speaker 4: Bro, you can get off the road. He gave me

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Speaker 4: like flashbacks for the very first time I actually took the.

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Speaker 3: Tab the week up every morning was Boom Taps.

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Speaker 4: Weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,