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Speaker 1: Today, if up by picking a small baggy of grass

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Speaker 1: off the ground and taking it into my place of work,

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Speaker 1: you'll never pick up drugs from strangers or they're good,

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Speaker 1: or or steal it and then become a kingpin. Just

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Speaker 1: just throwing that idea out there.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I think like do without what you mean?

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Speaker 3: You know you got to start somewhere, yeah, yeah, yeah, right,

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Speaker 3: and I think ground drugs is the best place to start.

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Speaker 2: Come on, it's it's already, it's right there.

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Speaker 1: It's time.

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Speaker 3: At a festival, one of my friends found drugs on

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Speaker 3: the ground and took it.

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Speaker 2: That's very bad.

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Speaker 1: I can't even I can't, I can't even do our

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Speaker 1: usual bit about that. That is just crazy good gravy.

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Speaker 1: So I walk to work and go home for lunch

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Speaker 1: every single day. Last Monday, I was walking home from

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Speaker 1: lunch and took my regular route through a parking lot

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Speaker 1: that backs to a local barbecue place.

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Speaker 3: Ah, the barbecue place now drug central of your neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: That's right, And this back parking lot is you by

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Speaker 1: a lot of the restaurant's staff.

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Speaker 2: While walking, I spotted restaurant staff smoking that green.

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Speaker 1: They ain't just smoking meats, baby, while walking, I spotted

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Speaker 1: something shiny and purple on the ground between two cars stildew.

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Speaker 2: So I stopped to check it out, gave it a

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Speaker 2: little squat.

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Speaker 1: And when I reached down and plopped it in me

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Speaker 1: And I'm just kidding, but I reached down to see

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Speaker 1: what it was. I found a small black a small blag.

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Speaker 1: I found a small bag with a label saying purple punch.

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Speaker 1: That sounds weed related, yes, And when I turned it

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Speaker 1: over there was a couple grams of some decent looking bud.

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Speaker 1: That's you, dude, always smoke ground cush. I mean, you

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Speaker 1: still can't do it, but I could see the temptation

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Speaker 1: if it's like you know, like the nice packaging and

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Speaker 1: like like the California.

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Speaker 2: On Apple stores.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, I went bummed a hit from a guy

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Speaker 3: who I thought was smoking weed at a party. He

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Speaker 3: was not smoking weed.

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Speaker 2: What was it or what happened? Oh? I I fuck it.

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Speaker 2: I freaked out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I was like like, oh this is this is very

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Speaker 3: different than I thought I was gonna be.

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Speaker 2: And then I left the party. I had to, I

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Speaker 2: had to chill. Yikes. Yeah, don't take drugs from straight

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Speaker 2: j just right.

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Speaker 1: Now here is where I aft up. I just put

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Speaker 1: it in my pocket, thinking ground score cool. I like,

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Speaker 1: I like that, there's a name for it, ground score.

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Speaker 1: The parking lot. The parking lot being right next to

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Speaker 1: the barbecue place meant that there was a big smoker

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Speaker 1: pumping out aromatic hickory smoke over the place.

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Speaker 3: And you're like, yo, wake and smoke, smoke and smoke

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Speaker 3: smoking cute. So that was all I could smell. Well,

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Speaker 3: I get into the office. I work for local government

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Speaker 3: at the government Center.

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Speaker 2: No, yike.

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Speaker 3: Government job is the only one job that you don't

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Speaker 3: want to have if you're a head.

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Speaker 1: I also love how it's like I work for local

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Speaker 1: government at the government center. I work for the Government Center,

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Speaker 1: the center of government. And about five minutes later started

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Speaker 1: smelling a really strong reek of grass, and I thought.

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Speaker 2: Who's lighting up in you? Literally literally hope? He says,

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Speaker 2: who smells like weed? Oh it's me.

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Speaker 1: It's something a high, truly, like they just got like

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Speaker 1: a contact high from putting it in their pocket. Uh,

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Speaker 1: this cannot abide, I'm pulling off. This cannot abide, So regal,

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Speaker 1: I pull the offending package out of my pocket and

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Speaker 1: wrap it in three plastic bags, throw in some orange

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Speaker 1: peels and then put a seat and then put it

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Speaker 1: in a sealed travel mug.

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Speaker 2: And bury it under my desk. Smart plan. I would say,

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Speaker 2: like leave with it or like put it outside. You know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you work into government office, like that's your risk.

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Speaker 2: And some nothing ended up happening except I was arrested. No,

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Speaker 2: I'm just kidding.

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Speaker 1: But even though, but even though it's legal in my state,

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Speaker 1: I have a semi official.

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Speaker 2: Job, and it would be a really bad look. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I do.

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Speaker 3: Well, I know, like my my friends that work at

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Speaker 3: like uh aerospace companies with federal contracts, they can't smoke weed.

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Speaker 2: They have to get drug tested.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they can't smoke weed tested, get drug tested if you,

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Speaker 3: if you even though they work in California, if you

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Speaker 3: work with the federal government, federal, Yeah, it's federal.

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Speaker 2: That's crazy. I know.

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Speaker 3: I had a friend that was like a major pothead too,

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Speaker 3: and he's like, yo, I just got this freaking government job,

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Speaker 3: this like aerospace job is like and I have to

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Speaker 3: like quit and I am not ready.

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Speaker 1: They should they should engineer a new he should spend

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Speaker 1: a strain, a new strain that won't well.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure there is that one that we were talking to, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: talking to I forgot what they were, but yeah

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Speaker 2: I intentionally forget no free ads